Phool wala:
Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen
Admi:
meri koi girl frnd nhn
Phol wala:
phr apni mengatar k lia lejyen
Admi:
meri koi mengatar bi nhn
Phol wala:
phr apni biwi k lia lejyen
Admi:
meri koi biwi b nhn
Phol wala:
Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja..!
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