Johny johny yes papa…
Job in textile yes papa…
Lot of tension yes papa…
Too much work yes papa…
Family life no papa…
B.P sugar high papa…
Yearly bonus joke papa…
Annual pay
low papa…
Personal life lost papa…
Promotion incentive hahahaha…..
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