Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye
\___
_) \ (_
/ ??’?’ (.______.)
/ \/
Ab ziada muskrao nahi dhonay k liye bheji hai.
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ LoVeR
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
pRiNcEâ€
Related SMS:
- Pappu goes to hotel orders biryani
Pappu goes to hotel Orders biryani Eats biryani n drinks water Washes his hands Pays......
- sardar ghussy s waiter chiken biryani
*’* Sardar Ghussy S. waiter! Chiken Biryani Men Chiken Hi Nhi Hai? Waiter. Saab, Gulab......
- Woh raatein mousam sarma ki baatein garma
Woh Raatein Mousam Sarma Ki Woh Baatein Mousam Garma Ki Woh Tere Sath Hi Sab......
- Biryani samajh kar dil tod
Biryani samajh kar Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar Zakhmo ko chakhta......
- Aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi
aik jaga per biryani taqseem ho rahi thi wo biryani lene gaya , use kuch......
- Love dinner ishq ki biryani pyar ka
LOVE DINNER: ISHQ KI BIRYANI.. PYAR KA SALAN.. MUHABBAT KA SALAD.. JAPHI KA RAITA.. PAPPI......
- Pathan guse se waiter chiken biryani me
Pathan guse se: Waiter! chiken biryani me chiken hi nhi hai . . . Waiter:......
- Ek garm hawa ke jhoke ne kal
Ek Garm Hawa Ke Jhoke Ne Kal Raat Achaanak Jaga Diya, Soye The Kayi Armaan......
- Ahetiyato ke garm jhoko se shuk kar
Ahetiyato Ke Garm Jhoko Se Shuk Kar Khal Ho Gai Hogi Ishqe Gaherab Lekar Aaya......
- Do garm boonde gaalo per gir gayi
Do Garm Garm Boonde Gaalo Per Gir Gayi Tere Pyaar Kii Bewafai Ashko Mein Ludak......
- Har su charo aur garm hawa hai kiya
Har-su (Charo aur) garm hawa hai kiya aap jante hain Lebnan jal raha hai kiya......
- Jo log garm pani m elfy dall
Jo log garm pani m ‘Elfy’ dall k nehatey hain ‘Faraz’ Wo log kabhi toot......
- naram hai barg e saman garm
*’* Naram Hai Barg E Saman, Garm H Mera Sakhn, Meri Ghazal K Lye Zarf......
- Tari yaado sy garm rakhta ho
TARI YAADO SY GARM RAKHTA HO…!! MAI ‘DECEMBER’ KI SARD RATO’N KO…!!...
- Aaj kii raat bahut garm havaa chalatii
Aaj Kii Raat Bahut Garm Havaa Chalatii Hai Aaj Kii Raat Na Fut-Paath Pe Niind......
- Yadon ki garm hawaon sy ankhon kaliyan
Yadon ki garm hawaon sy, Ankhon ki kaliyan jalti hn, Jb aanso dard bataty hn,......
- Mausam e garma me pani ki madad se mausam
*Mausam-e-Garma me Pani ki madad se Mausam k asrat se bchao mumkin hai* 1)- 2......
- Thithrtey hooey lamhaat main teri garm aaghosh
Thithrtey Hooey Lamhaat Main Teri Garm Aaghosh Ko Main Kiase Bhool Sakta Hoon Jub Too......
- Garm seeney mein apney chhupaa leejiye hamko
Garm Seeney Mein Apney Chhupaa Leejiye! Hamko Apnaa Namaazee Banaa Leejiye!! Gair Hogaa Koyi; Ham......
- Tcher how old is ur father sunny
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is......
- Do u know the fullform of college
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college......
- Girls are like phones we to be
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u......
- Dear useryour wife can become mother without
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care......
- If someone says u r ugly its
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its......
- Teacher aapko shahrukh khan ki movierab ne
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie..RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila.?..Student: Ummeed......
- Munna bhai what is the difference between
Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle? Circuit: Bus ka stand bus......
- Lo g mera ik shair araz hai
Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai, Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai Udhar B......
- Mental hospital kay opertion thetor m
Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor m Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar......
- Newtons 5th lawjb ap maseet me nmaz
Newton’s 5th Law;Jb ap Maseet me nmaz prne jate henIf U put ur jutti in......
- Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey
Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch......
- Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me
Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara......
- Pyasa crow once din he was
‘PYASA CROW’ Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na......
- Gogayar sadi miss kehndi ay k majj
Gogayar sadi MISS kehndi ay k majj da dood pean nal démag tez honda ay......
- Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath
Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho?......
- Boy agar me mar gaya to kiya
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?Girl: nai me apni BEHAN......
- Aik larka apni girl friend se dat
Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo......
- Jee karta hai ki teri nili aankhon
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki......
- 2 choohay darakht pe bethay thay
2 Choohay Darakht pe bethay thay. Neeche se ek Hathi guzra.. Ek Chooha hathi pe......
- There are 3 kind of men
There Are 3 Kind of Men. Do You Know? 1-The AFRICANS: They have 1 Wife......
- Main zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha
Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha “DOST†Aaj Us ka Beta Bola . . .......
- Just imagine for a while youre a
Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA......
- Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt......
- Samandar mein gehrai ki tarah piyar
Samandar mein “Gehrai†ki tarah Piyar men “Judai†ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril......
- You are a ghonchu g reat h ot
You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush......
- Agar punjab ki larkiyan papitay bechten to
Agar :punjab’ ki larkiyan papitay bechten to larkon ko buhat faida hota, Kun k larkiyon......
- bachay hain zid kr rahe
(‘.’) (‘.’) Bachay hain zid kr rahe thy k Monkey dekhna he! Mene AP ka......
- Teacher four beautiful girls are walking on
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it into exclamatory sentence. Student:......
- Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2......
- Pakistan ny plan banya ha k wo
pakistan ny plan banya ha k wo indina per attack karn gey with 100 khoty......
- Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty
Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty, Tujhy le kr baanho’n mein ‘Mohabbat’ krty, Dekhty......
- 1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne
1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se......
- Pakistan ka qaumi phal sabr phal
Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal: Sabr ka Phal. Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar. Qaumi......
- 1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
‘1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!â€......
- 1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb
1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya, ESSAY:-......
- Tumhary saath kia masla hai har wakt
Tumhary saath kia masla hai? har wakt pregnent rehti ho jab bhi tumhain sms kia,......
- Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya
zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne......
- Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil
Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam†tintu: â€aa......
- The difference betwin best frnd and just
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd......
- Kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain......
- Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz aisa
Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo… Please Mat Karo… Maine Kaha Na......
- Ek shaks ne pathan se poocha khan
ek shaks ne pathan se poocha, ‘khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen......
- Beta ro raha tha abu ne pocha
Beta ro raha tha. Abu ne pocha Q ro rahe ho mujhe batao mein tumhara......
- Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta......
- Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta
Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta tha.. 1 jugnu ne dekh k pucha ‘tu......
- Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi......
- Damad ji pehli baar susral gaye
DAMAD Ji, pehli baar Susral gaye. Gaon walon se pocha: ‘Yahan koi Enjoy karne ki......
- aqal mand aur samaj dar
*. . .Aqal Mand Aur Samaj Dar Admi Jb Koi Khas Aur Eham Faisla Krta......
- 1 din tarzan ne saray kapray utar
1 Din Tarzan ne saray kapray utar diye.. Janwar usy dekh k hsnay lgay Tarzan:......
- kisi ki zindagi qeemat ka andaza
*’* Kisi ki zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai,......
- 1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa
1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa ho ka tmhari shadi kay baad tmhari wife......
- Din rat sms kar ke aisa dia
Din rat sms kar kar ke aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje zalimo .......
- In exam hall a girl askd boy
In exam hall a girl askd a boy: ‘Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta......
- Aik chuti hathi k upar baith kr
Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa......
- 1 second mein laakh gaaliaya sunnay ka
1 Second mein 1 Laakh Gaaliaya Sun,nay Ka Tareeqa : . . . . .......
- Pagal chinese setum american ho chinesenhi
Pagal chinese se:tum American ho? Chinese:nhi mein chinese hn Pagal:nhi tum american ho Chinese gusey......
- aurat dr se jab
*. . . .Aurat Dr Se: Jab bhi mera shohar ghar aata hai aatey hi......
- ek lrki jo larky asim
*’* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi......
- lo wai arz kita a 5
*’* Lo Wai Arz Kita A, 5 Di Kulfi Te 10 Di Khand, Wa wa......
- Boyteri judai mein neend urti hai jan
Boy:Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai…!......
- Faqeer pajero wale se kuch de do
Faqeer Pajero wale se: kuch de do baba PAJERO wala 10 ka note de k:......
- Girl mujhe lagta hai k mere b00bs
Girl: Mujhe lagta hai k mere B00BS mein pani bhara hai. Dr. Aapko aisa Q......
- Ek couple car main drive kar rahe
ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey......
- Girls college k bahir larkiyan chaat wale
Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle......
- 1 larki k ghar barat i us
1 larki k ghar barat i us larki ne 1 tota paal rakha tha Barat......
- Baap beta is bar exam main
Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me......
- Pyar to hum nay bohat kiya faraaz
Pyar To Hum Nay Bohat Kiya Faraa”z Par Kabhi Wafa Na MiLi Hum Jab Bhi......
- Father to his adopted son son what
FATHER TO HIS ADOPTED SON,, SON WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, SON.; WHAT MORE......
- Aksar ajjkaal ka khowab kuch ajeeb
Aksar AjjKaal Ka Khowab Kuch Ajeeb Hota Hai Hota Esay Hai kkk Jab Bhi Khowab......
- Once a husband and wife were preparing
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she......
- Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad
Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se......
- 6 birds were sitting on a tree
6 birds were sitting on a tree.. a hunter saw that and shot over tree........
- Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna
Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna . Cream wale Biscuits main Cream hoti hai......
- Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur
Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur gay jb ,, .. FRAZ…! , jb kaam......
- Pathan bike chala raha tha parado
Pathan Bike Chala Raha Tha, Pathan PARADO wale se. Kbi bike Dekha H ? PARADO......
- always smile hanso jiyo muskurao
*’* ALWAYS SMILE *’* Hanso, Jiyo, Muskurao, Khush rho, Kya Pata ??? Kal Apki Mujh......
- jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi
*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz......
- bhul gae ya bhulana chahty ho
*’* Bhul Gae Ya Bhulana Chahty Ho, *’* Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chahty Ho,......
- Girlfriend hum apne bache ka nam kia
Girlfriend: Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay? . Boyfriend: Agr shadi k bad......
- Britishcan u swim sindhino britishdog is better
British:Can u Swim? Sindhi:No British:Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Sindhi:Can u Swim?......
- Golden words by hitler if u cant
GOLDEN WORDS by HITLER: ‘if u cant fky, run, if u canyt run, walk, if......
- Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr
height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata?......
- 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay
1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is......
- Kabhi toota nahi meray dil se teri
Kabhi toota nahi meray Dil se Teri YAAD ka Tasalsul “FARAZâ€, Guftagu jis se bhi......
- Sardar college ki ladki se bola
Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi......
- Once james bond met a dog in
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,â€I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!†The......
- Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni
Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina......
- 1 utt wqt me 80 rotian khata
1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha. Us ko circus walon ne dekha......
- Define a true music lover a
Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and......
- 1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti
1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola “begum! sisk sisk......
- Funny love story ek larka apni
Funny Love Story… Ek larka apni grlfrnd ko ghar laya… Larka: Tm yahan betho main......
- 1947 ka behtareen sms us waqt
1947 ka behtareen sms . . . . . . . . . . Us......
- Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur......
- Budget 2015 chawal 1 rupay k 2
Budget 2015 Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay, Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay, Oil......
- Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka
Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya, itni mehangai ki k haston......
- Ek cinema me titanic lagi hui thi
Ek Cinema me ‘Titanic’ Lagi hui Thi, Romantic Seeen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha ChiLaya,......
- If girl in luv her parents ask
If girl in luv, Her parents ask: who is dat IDIOT? If boy in luv,......
- Aaj koi msg nahi simply good morning
Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING. . . . . . . . .......
- Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti......
- Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na
Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein . Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi Gali......
- Jis trah aik machhr marne se aap
JIS TRAH AIK MACH’HR MARNE SE AAP SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO GE? THEAK USI TRAH......
- Angraiz muje sardar bana do doctor aapka
Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana do Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga Angrz:ok Doctor ne galti......
- Molvi say kisi ney poocha kiya khao
MOLVI say kisi ney Poocha, Kiya khao gay Halwa ya Murghi..? Molvi: Allah tujhe aise......
- Girl muje kyun dekh rahy ho
Girl : Muje kyun dekh rahy ho ? tumhari koi bahen nahi ha kya Boy......
- Exam ki raat ko ek student ne
Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to......
- Ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye sey
ak sahib stage program dekhney gaye. ak sey ak khubsurat larki aatey or wo sahib......
- Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h
Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache......
- Pappu dabang dekh kr aya school
pappu dabang dekh kr aya. school me sir:pappu tumhare sare answers galat hen markxx de......
- Woh team final jeet gai faraz
Woh team final jeet gai . . . Faraz . . . Jin k bachon......
- Yar tumhare num ka kia roblem ha
yar tumhare num ka kia roblem ha me ne abi cal krni thi aage se......
- Producer movie ka naam sunte hi
Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao........
- Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na
WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache......
- To all friends who sent me love
To All Friends Who Sent Me Love n Best wishes In My Life n Prayed......
- Bohat afsos horaha hai un
Bohat Afsos Horaha Hai. 🙁 . . . Un Larke Larkion Py Jo Bichare..:( .......
- An old quote ager insan ka
An Old Quote ‘ Ager Insan ka Ikhlaq Daikhna ho to usay Ghussay ki Halat......
- True comments by a broken heart
True Comments By A Broken Heart . . . . …Why Are You Such A......
- B0y tum kese paida hui girl
B0Y: Tum Kese Paida Hui? GIRL: Opretion Se. oR Tum Kese Huay? B0Y: Khof Se.......
- Son was crying dad came and asked
Son Was Crying.. Dad Came And Asked… Why Are u Crying.. Tell me Im ur......
- Okara mai 1 bacha peda hua hy
OKARA mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy, Pedaish k wkt os ka weight 15 kg......
- Police afsar pathan se tumhari maadri zuban
Police Afsar PATHAN se: Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..? PATHAN: Koi nahi. Police Afsar:......
- Marasi putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har
Marasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday rya karan. Puttar: Aba......
- Define a girl the one
Define A GIRL : The One Who Before Going Out For A Party Puts On......
- Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta
Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta......
- Aj eyes day hy k0nsa s0ng meri
Aj eyes day hy. K0nsa s0ng meri ankh0n k sath sajay ga_? 1.Tere must must......
- 1 japani ne pakistan me taxi safar
1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI me safar kiya.. Rastay se jatay huwe Toyota guzri........
- Pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan
pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan kon ha.. ye jan,ny k liya daikhiya aj......
- Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai
Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba......
- Only love can remove your misunderstandings
Only Love Can Remove Your… Misunderstandings… Worries… Doubts… Fear… Tears… And Finally What You Wear!...
- A girl was shouting in her bedroom
A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom.. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah . . .......
- A joke only for engineers once
A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A......
- Main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo
main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo tujh pe bars jaaon!!!!!! meriiiii tujhay in garmion......
- Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time
Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4-......
- Tension denay k 2 asaan tareeqay hain
Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareeqay hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao.......
- Faqeer fone pr hello pizza hut
*~Faqeer fone pr: Hello, Pizza Hut? Operatr: Yes sir Faqeer: 3 Large Piza 6 chickn......
- If we were born kn0wing everything
If We WeRe BoRn Kn0wInG eVeRyThInG tHeN …wHaT w0uLd We Do WiTh AlL tHe TiMe......
- Dunya men 1 wakt esa aye ga
Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga Jab Dunya pr Pakistanio ki Hakumat ho gi........
- Attendance yajooj majooj yes sir zakoota
Attendance Yajooj Majooj Yes Sir Zakoota Yes Sir Firaon Yes Sir Eblees Yes Sir ZARDARI......
- 1st man which is the best month
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octembruary.. ……1st Man:......
- Beti main paros se muhabbat kerti hu
beti; main paros se muhabbat kerti hu aur us ke sath bhaag rahi hu ........
- Ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja. Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:......
- Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze
Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye.......
- Pakistani police mtrcycle wala sir g
Pakistani Police MtrCycle Wala: Sir G’ Mery kaghzat to pury hen Phr CHALLAN kyo.? Police:......
- Girls mujhe macdonalds le chalo boy
Girls’ mujhe Macdonalds le chalo . Boy ; haa agar tum mujhe Macdonalds ke spelling......
- Jinkiya hukam hai merey aaqa bilawalpak sey
JIN:Kiya Hukam Hai Merey Aaqa? BILAWAL:PAK Sey USA Tak Road Bana’o. JIN:Bohot Mushkil, Koi Aur......
- Worlds shortest jokes 1 two women
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) Two Women are sitting quiet. 2) Two Sardars are playing chess.......
- Ek larka tha 7 sal ka wo
Ek larka tha 7 sal ka wo ek larki se pyar karta tha us larki......
- Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se
Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula......
- On a cigarette shop board a
On a Cigarette shop board. ‘A man who loves a girl truely,will one day love......
- Ek admi charsi se sab tumhe
Ek admi charsi se sab tumhe ‘jahaz’ kehte hain tumhari speed kitni hai? Charsi: waisay......
- Boy buss stop pe larki se
Boy buss stop pe larki se . Kya main apko apke ghar drop kr don......
- Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy
Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy: Kya tu meleko apna addresh degi?? …Girl-Pal kyu??......
- Yar baat sun ek adress tou
Yar baat Sun.. Ek adress tou btaO? Jee? Daal salay ko Gaari main 😀 (‘;’)/......
- Naiki ek maa bachy ko gaod men
%NAIKI% Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek khush......
- Mr bean went to the guiness books
Mr. Bean Went To The Guiness Book’s Office To Check If He’s Still The Number......
- Altaf husain to imran khan agar
Altaf Husain To Imran Khan: Agar Zardari Ki Sonia Gandhi Se Shadi Karwa Den To......
- Girl jaan agar moqa mila to
Girl : Jaan Agar Moqa Mila To Tum Mujh Say Shadi Karo Gay Na 🙂......
- A man u cheated me
A man : u cheated me . Shopkeeper : no , i sold u a......
- Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k
Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain!......
- Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono......
- Pyar k side effect 1 kisi
PYAR K SIDE EFFECT 1) kisi or ko dekh nhi skty agr dkha to shamat......
- A girl takes 3 month to judge
A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or......
- The only person on earth who can
The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking and in reply......
- Boy girl in a resturant boyi love
Boy& girl in a resturant Boy:I love u Girl:I dont love u Boy:But i love......
- A boy touched hand of his girlfriend
A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY.. Girlfriend......
- A typical indian pakistani scenario girl
A Typical Indian / Pakistani Scenario: A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except......
- Technological mistake in punjabi couple late night
Technological Mistake in punjabi couple; Late night, Boy drops the girl at her home on......
- Youn to hai hum mein bohat deendaari
YOun to hai hum mein bohat ‘DeenDaari’ Magar jahan dekhi koi ‘Bachi Pyari’ Bas Waheen......
- Boy i love u girlhahahahaha will die
Boy: I Love u Girl:hahahahaha Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Can’t Live......
- Never make the same mistake twice
‘Never make the same mistake twice. Bcoz.. . . . . .. . . .......
- 1 khudkush ny bomb ka button dbaya
1 Khudkush Ny Bomb Ka Button Dbaya Dhmaka Nhi Hua Wo Behosh Ho Gya Hosptal......
- Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6
ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . .......
- Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain
Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain… . . . . . . . . .......
- M0m0 to imran khan main tujhay
M0m0 to imran khan: main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz. Imran khan: woh......
- Gf promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis
G.F promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis ke liye majboor nahi karo ge B.F sister......
- Charsi bhai time kya hua hy
Charsi: Bhai time kya hua hy? Rahgir: sham k 6 bjy hen Charsi: subah se......
- Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st
Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st day sag, 2nd day palak, 3’day methi pkai......
- Girl in rainy night c0me 0n
Girl in rainy night.. C0me 0n dear… c0me int0 my umberalla… Boy: it’s 0k sister......
- 1 bhoot dusre se yar bade arsay
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se- Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad......
- Fist friend how was you english
Fist friend How was you English paper ? 2and friend it was OK but i......
- Govt hospital k doctor or govt
‘Govt. HospitaL K Doctor Or Govt. Hospital k Mareez Me Kya Farq Hey..? . .......
- Johny johny yes papa job in textile
Johny johny yes papa… Job in textile yes papa… Lot of tension yes papa… Too......