7 AMAZING
FACTS
1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha,
Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya’
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