Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye,
Aik Biwi jo piyar de,
Aik Biwi jo acha khana banaey,
Aik Biwi jo uski Khidmat kare,
Aur
ye Teeno
Biwiyaan
Mil
kar
Rahen.
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Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung......
- Sardar mai ne apni biwi ko matric
Sardar: mai ne apni biwi ko matric kerwaya inter kerwya, M.sc kerwaya phir P.H.D kerwaya.......
- Sikh kal koi meri biwi k saath
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k saath zabardasti kargya aur Rs 20000 v le gya......
- Ek did hamne kaha apani biwi se
Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain, Biwi Ne......
- Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum
Meri Biwi Ne Wada Kiya Hai Hum Khawb Mein Ayege Magar Nind Hi Aati Nahi......
- Andhe ki biwi ko langdelame ne kiss
Andhe Ki Biwi Ko Langde(Lame) Ne Kiss Kiya Aur Goonge(Dumb) Ne Dekh Liya Ab Goonga......
- Biwi ke karchoon ne kabhi chen se
Biwi Ke Karchoon Ne Kabhi Chen Se Rehney Na Diya Humney Bhi Apney Sab Armaano......
- Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,......
- Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi
Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum he meri kaainat......
- 1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k
1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Pathan ne biwi ka sadqa utara
PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card......
- Aik professor ne apni biwi se kaha
Aik professor ne apni Biwi se kaha ,dekho tum har waqt mujh per ghaib damaaghi......
- Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana......
- Admi sir meri biwi gum hogai he
ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police......
- Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola
Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’......
- Biwi kyun na hum apni shadi ki
Biwi: ‘Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgiraha Par Dawat Ke Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?’......
- sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi
*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni......
- pathan ghar aya to dekha biwi
*. .Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Biwi KaprOn k bagair Leti Hui Hai, Paseena Nikal......
- Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki
Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho?......
- Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola
Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola ‘Aadmi usy hi marta hai jise pyar karta......
- Biwi suno ji ek hafta hogaya aap
Biwi: Suno ji, Ek Hafta hogaya, aap sex kyon nahi kartey? . Husband: Darling! Tumhari......
- Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa
Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola......
- Baniye ki biwi beemar thi light
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi......
- Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse
Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai......
- Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho gai. BIWI ne Juj se kaha: Maine Bachay ko......
- Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta
Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- Ek pathan ne biwi ki mohabbat mein
Ek pathan ne biwi ki Mohabbat mein Naswar chhor di …!!! Teesre din dimagh kharab......
- Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki
Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki......
- Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod
Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat......
- 1 hakla suhaag raat ko biwi sey
1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey: Jaan, Mein Tujhey Ch. Chu.. Chuu.. Chuuu… BIWI......
- Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli
Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli : Aap hazaron main aik ho. Pathan ne moo......
- 1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi
1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k......
- Pathan apni biwi ko i love u
Pathan apni biwi ko ‘I Love U’ kehta or gir jata ‘I love u’ kehta......
- Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me
Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar......
- Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Pyari maa mujh ko teri dua chahiye
‘pyari maa mujh ko teri dua chahiye tere anchal ki thandi hawa chahiye pyari maa......