Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa Jata Hai.!
Usay Daikh k ChuÑti Boli
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Jaanu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Main UtruÑ.
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