1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha

Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,

‘Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len’

Jawab mila ‘wahin dafan kar do’

us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:

‘G Main Dafan karny laga tha magar marhoom

k bachon ko itlaa to karni thee naa..:-D