Jokes SMS Collection

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . . . . . .

jin larko aur larkiyon ki

*. . .Jin larko aur larkiyon ki shadi nhi horahi he Unko chahiye k hr namaz k bad ye amal karen inshaallah faida hoga.

B0y mera dil mobile hy or tm

B0y: Mera dil mobile hy or tm uski sim Girl: ek bat puchun? Boy: Han Pucho Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi

Osama apni zindagi main 5 bar mara

Osama apni zindagi main 5 Bar mara gya hy 1990 me 1996 me 2000 me 2003 me aur aaj phir 2011 main mara gya

Aik saradar ki watch kharab hogai

Aik SARADAR ki WATCH kharab Hogai, WATCH ko Khola To, Andar MACHAR mara Para Tha, SARDAR G BOLAY. A lo Chalegi Khaak ? Andar

Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi

AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI 5 Glass lassi pi k bola: tmhre Ghr me

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon, Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

Dad whos this girl boy

Dad: Whos this girl??? . . Boy: My girlfriend. . . . . Next day . . . . Dad: Now whos this ‘new’

One major difference between first benchers and

One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers….????? Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working

Larka dil ruba larki balance bhijwa

Larka: ‘Dil ruba.’ Larki: ‘Balance bhijwa.’ Larka: ‘Paisay nahi.’ Larki: ‘Kaisay nahi?’ Larka: ‘Mehangai hai.’ Larki: ‘Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai.’

Larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly perpumes

‘larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly’ perpumes . love letters . . . cd plyer . . . latest cd’s . . . .

Height of praise a negro telling his

Height Of Praise: A Negro Telling His Negress Girlfriend On A Dark Cloudy Morning . . . …. . . . . . .

Baap beta is bar exam main

Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me to is bar 1OO% Launga. Baap: Kyun mazaq kar

Height of oohh shit a boy

Height Of ‘Oohh Shit’ A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother.. . . …. . .

Police afsar pathan se tumhari maadri zuban

Police Afsar PATHAN se: Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..? PATHAN: Koi nahi. Police Afsar: Kyun..? PATHAN: Hamara Ammi goonga tha.

3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the

3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the k achank 1 pari i or kaha k mai tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori karo gi

1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Hai..? Chor Ne Jawab Diya

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke jaan

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ” Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay Aur maangta ho tu

Har khajoor per nazar ab koi chup

Har Khajoor Per Nazar Ab Koi Chup Chup k ROZA Nahi Torey Ga Kyun K Koi Dekhy Ya Na Dekhy Shabbir Tou Dekhy Ga.

1st frndyr me js lrki ko chahta

1st frnd_Yr me js lrki ko chahta tha usne mjse shadi nhi ki 2nd_Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hy 1st_Btaya

Height of innocence small kid on

Height Of Innocence: Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School Today. Madam: Who Are You?? Kid: My Papa Is

Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor

Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do, wo ‘KABARI’ hai, bekaar cheez par nazar rakhna uski

Teacher cheel ko english me kia kehte

Teacher: Cheel ko english me kia kehte hain ? Asad:Eagle Teacher: Agr cheel beemar hojae to ? Asad: illegal..

Ek pthan mayoosi k sath doosre se

Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain? Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le

Girl hum kaha ja rahe hain boy

Girl: Hum kaha ja rahe hain? Boy: Long Drive Par. Girl: Pehle kyun nahi bataya? Boy: Mujhe B abhi pata chala jab Break nahi

Ek admi park me apni bv

Ek admi park me apni BV k sath betha tha k itny mein 1 ur aurat uski BV k pas aa kr boli. Paise

Shakespeare said grome thecanx nimtejat peradege

Shakespeare Said: ‘grome thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage.’ Samajh Aya Kuch? . . Nahi Na . . Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha…!

Boss jb me tmko marta hon to

Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf kr k Boss:To ussy mera kya bigrta hy? Nokar:Toilet

Son 2 dadcar ki chabi den college

Son 2 Dad:Car ki chabi den College functi0n hai Dad:Q? Son:10 lakh ki car men ja0n ga rob parega Dad:ye lo 10 rupey 48

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

Socha tha parh likh k pilot banain

‘Socha tha parh likh k Pilot banain gay’ ¤¤ Dost ¤¤ ‘Charas ka sutta kia lagaya, khud hi Jahaz ban gaye! (‘-‘) +–|=|–+ //

Beth kar tanha ye sochta hun

Beth kar tanha ye sochta hun wasi Khatam ho gaya saal magar larki koi na bhasi

2 sardar station pohancheticket ly rahy thy

2 sardar station pohancheTicket ly rahy thy k train chal pari dono train k peeche bhage1 sardar sawar ho gaya, logon ne bari tareef

Larka larki se apki khubsurti ka kya

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy. Larki: Lux Larka: Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Aik pathan ko air force sy nikal

aik pathan ko air force sy nikal dia gya reason:wo zid ker raha tha k mein nay 14 august ko silencer utaar k jahaz

Agr mobile sindh me ejad hota to

Agr mobile SINDH me ejad hota to us me ye template msgs hote 1.Chhora fone kr 2.kithy aahen nibhaga 3.Cigret wathando achjan 4.hal ta

Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same

Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain. 2. Dono Azan daitay hain. 3. Dono ki nazar

Funny love story ek larka apni

Funny Love Story… Ek larka apni grlfrnd ko ghar laya… Larka: Tm yahan betho main ata hon aur woh apna mobile table par bhoul

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

I already died the day when rehman

‘I already died the day when Rehman malik declared apple as banana’ Last wordz of Steve Jobs.:)

teacher btao cold drink nuksan deti

*’* Teacher. Btao Cold Drink Nuksan Deti Hai Ya Faida ? Student. Agar Koi Pila Dy To Faida Agr Pilani Parr Jae To Nuqsaan.

Pathan thought lol meant lots of love

Pathan Thought ‘LOL’ Meant ‘Lots Of Love’. So One Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text ‘Sorry 2 Hear About

The thing which is never complete called

The Thing Which Is Never Complete, Called… Syllabus!! … =P =D

Bohat afsos horaha hai un

Bohat Afsos Horaha Hai. 🙁 . . . Un Larke Larkion Py Jo Bichare..:( . . . . . . *Kambal Me Chup K

Molvi saab was online on facebook

Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay ne cigarette pi aur jab main ne usse mara

I love my six pack so much

I Love My SIX-PACK So Much I Protect It With – – – – – – – – – A Layer 0f FAT .

Ek aadmi library gaya aur khudkushi par

Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi. Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha aur pucha: Bhai ye Book wapis kon karne ayega

Momo baat sunain mehmood aray

Momo: Baat Sunain Mehmood Mehmood : Aray Mubarak Ho! Tum Ne Mera Naam Theek Lia Hai!! Momo : Main To Apka Naam Hamesha Hi

Woh team final jeet gai faraz

Woh team final jeet gai . . . Faraz . . . Jin k bachon ko ye tak nai pata k knorr noodles khana

Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend

Womandoctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya

woman:doctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya!! doctor:english plzzz woman:MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA….:D =))))

ek ladki class me gana ga

*. .Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me! Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki

ek lrki jo larky asim

*’* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi aur s muhbt krta tha, Jb asim n ignore

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

appy bila

‘!”!__!”!.*.*. ! APPY !.*.*.* !__!”!__!.*.*. *.*.*.Bila Waja Day.*.*.*

1 jamadarni 2sri se mjhy tou aisa

1 jamadarni 2sri se: Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo Charsi ho mental ho Mela kuchela ho Badbudar ho 2sri jamadarni: Chal Kameeni ‘msg

Son parosi ki larki ko english

son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati Father: tumhe kisay peta? Son: mene kha ‘Give me Sweet Kiss’ usne 2 thapper mar dea!!

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikaal laitay ho? Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai nikaal leta hun Dr: vo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

Worlds smallest resignation letter respected sir

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you

Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani

DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla dost”: nahi bartan dhonay k liye

me ghoomta raha tere shehr darbadar

*’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB.

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

mareez dr saab khuda k

*. . .Mareez: Dr Saab, Khuda k Liye Mujhy bacha Lejye. Main marna nahi chahta. Doctor:Ye to tumhen yahan aaney se pehley sochna chahye

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip mangla

Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip Mangla Dam gya. Bus Mangla dam me gir gai. . 1 mint me tmam pani sokh gya .

Morning voices uk hi dear usa good morning china mehow

Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:-sanchay In Pakistan:-uth khanjara 9 waj gaye ne,…

Agar london me fori tor pe double

Agar London me fori tor pe double sawari par pabandi lagadi jaye to halaat behtar hosakte hain! . Sayen BaBa Qaim Ali Shah ka

Teacher tum sab ne body guard film

Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . . . … . . . Bachay: Yahi k larkio

Wo stop pe thime dekhta rahahimat ki

Wo Stop Pe ThiMe Dekhta Raha Himat Ki UsKe Pas Gya Kaha’CHANDA’ UsNe Foran 10Rs Nikale Mene Hairat Se PochaYe Kia? UsNe Pyar Se

The most embarrassing moment for a girl

The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl… . . . . Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho .

Boy your teeth are like the

Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much Pretty ? Boy: No, Far Away From Each 0ther.

Pathan kyun ro rahe ho memon

Pathan: Kyun ro rahe ho? Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai Pathan: hamra Baap mar gaya per hum to nahi roya Memon: Tu kyun roye

1 mithoo 0r us ka

*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur

Aey december teri mehrbani hun lang

Aey December! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Damad ji pehli baar susral gaye

DAMAD Ji, pehli baar Susral gaye. Gaon walon se pocha: ‘Yahan koi Enjoy karne ki cheez hai kia?’ Gaon walay bolay: ‘Nhi babu, Ek

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra

Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra jese kuch kehna chahta ho.. Phir pyar se mera hath zameen pe rakh k bola… Akkar Bakkar

boy jaan meri ankhon mien to

*. .Boy: jaan meri ankhon mien to dekho kya hai? Girl: sacha pyar:-) Boy: oh Machar kad, (.’) (( _//_ wadi aai parveen shakir:-)

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh

*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai, main tu khud ‘TOUNSA SHARIF’ main rehta hon. .

Todays joke a girl said

Today’s Joke A Girl said . . . . . . . ~Trust me…~ 😀

Nokr malik se sahab ye ap

Nokr Malik Se: Sahab ye Ap 1 Than Wali Bhains Q Le Aaye 1 To Itna Sa Doodh Deti Hy Or Wo B Kaafi

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

Xcuse me whats ur mobile number

Xcuse Me ! What’s Ur Mobile Number ? I Want To RE CHECK, Bcoz I Feel There’s Some Error, Q K, Msg Jata To

Gf promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis

G.F promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis ke liye majboor nahi karo ge B.F sister tum ghar jao tera aba ama tera intizar kar

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye. Japani ny urti hui Makhi ka sar qalam kar

Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam

Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam Ay dengue. ¤machar¤ . . . bas 1 dafa zardari ko laRr ja. . . . .

Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond rahe

Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai? Kaise kaise

Husband raat ko main ne aik horror

Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun

yasmeen 10 sal ki thi

*. . .Yasmeen 10 sal ki thi jab usy ALI sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Ali ko

Silence is d best answer for all

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA,

Ek pagal letter likh raha tha doctor

Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal: Khud ko. Dr: Kia likha hy? Pagal: Mujhy kia

Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya

zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne dino sy sir nahe dhoya.

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs

ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2 Bat 1st Aus : 270/5 (50) Pak : 273/4

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari