Jokes SMS Collection

Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnaijsne

Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnai,jsne USA me 30min me 5 pakre,China me 15min me 6 pakre,Uk me 5min me 10 chor pakre,Pak

To impress his date a young man

To Impress his Date a YOung Man tOok her tO Very Nice Italian Restaurant.. He Picked up Menu & Ordered Giuseppe SpOmdalucci.. . .

Boy janeman tute huye dil se

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya

Khan lrki phsani ati hasardar nhikhan bara

Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy

Frog 2 nujoomiplz tell my futurenujoomia young

Frog 2 Nujoomi:Plz tell my future! Nujoomi:A young smart girl, will touch ur body. Frog:WÖW! when & where? Nujoomi:Next semester, in Biology lab@

Suna hai jangalon ka bhi koi

Suna Hai Jangalon Ka Bhi Koi Dastur Hota Hai Suna Hai Sherr Ka Jab Pait Bhar Jaii To Woh Hamla Nahi Karta

best kharidari husband ne pan

*’* BEST KHARIDARI *’* Husband Ne Pan Khareed Kar Wife Ko Khane K Liye Dia, Wife, Ap Apne Liye Kyn Nhi Le Rhy Husband.

girl ap k pas 12 inch

*. .Girl: Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai? Shopkeper: Han hai, kitne dun? Girl Mujhe nahi chahiye, yeh condom jo bhi le,

Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani

DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla dost”: nahi bartan dhonay k liye

My msg 2 da wrld if

My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!

Kamzoriyon se dr kr shadi na gbrana

Kamzoriyon se dr kr shadi se na gbrana . . . ‘DOST’ . Taqat ka Khzana.. Hamdard Dwa Khana, Chowk Yateem Khana…

Girl kiya hum mcdonalds ja sakte hain

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Haan agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u Girl: kuch dair soch k boli

Raat ko 2 sharabiyo ne talaab mai

Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchayi Dekhi 1st: Ye Kya Ha 2nd: Abey Ye Chand Ha 1st: Salay Ghar Chal

1 japani ne pakistan me taxi safar

1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI me safar kiya.. Rastay se jatay huwe Toyota guzri.. Japani bola: Toyota! Made in Japan, Very Fast Phr

That mini heart attack you get when

That MINI HEART ATTACK You Get When You Don’t Feel Your Phone In Your … Pocket. . . !!! =P ;-

Breaking news abhi yblock aur jail road

(Breaking news) Abhi Yblock aur Jail Road pe 2 car deikhi gai ahin jin main Dhamaka khaiz Buchian hain Haso na Labo un ko

Ek aurat faqeer se maine tumhain

Ek Aurat Faqeer Se: Maine Tumhain Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai : . . . . . Faqeer: Kiya Mam-Saab. Kal Hi To FACEBOOK

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya.. Q . . Q k . . . Us

shaikh ki biwi bas b karo

*. .Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Shadeed garmi me bus stop pe log

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi Me

Golden opportunities 1 internet email

‘GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES’ 1) INTERNET & EMAIL WORLD WIDE MARKETING SERVICE FOR YOUR DESIRED COUNTRY OR DESIRED PROFESSION i.e BLOG POSTING FREE POST ADS EMAIL

Jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen

jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen faraz wo log kbhi toot kr bikhra nhi krty

Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho to ‘Dil’ bolta hai, Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup

1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne

1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se nikal de men teri rah men daigh dun ga.

Boy tumhara naam kya hai girlsaminaor

boy :Tumhara naam Kya hai Girl:Samina,or tumhara Boy :Kamina Girl:Jhoot mat bolo Boy :Tu 5 mint mere paas beth k dekh le, Tu khud

Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs

ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2 Bat 1st Aus : 270/5 (50) Pak : 273/4

Father beta is bar exam main tumhain

Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain Beta: nahi abbu main tu 100% laon ga Baap: kiyon mazaq ker rahai

Master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke

master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke sy sawal pocha larka jawab na dy ska us ne dosri larki sy pochne ke koshis ke

Chae wala ek girl sebholi si surat

Chae wala ek girl se:’bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye!Girl reply:’kali si surat, haatho me ketli door khara chillae‘chae chae’

12 se 20 saal ki larki12 larki

12 se 20 saal ki larki12 se 20 saal ki larki FOOTBALL ki tarha hoti hy,1 k peche 22 log hote hein,21 se 30

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Boy and girl ek park me bethay

Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti ki ki$$ Li Boy: agar bura na mano to

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha ‘mareez ki tabiat kesi he?’ pathan:’tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he’

At night girl saycome on get

At night Girl say’Come on Get into my umbrella’ But He said, ‘Its Ok Sister! Thanx’ & Walked Away Moral: Moral voral kuch nhi,

1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!” 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly

Friend instead of hospital why did you

Friend: Instead of Hospital, Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy. Sardar: ALL the Child Were crying When They Born,

1pagal2sre pagal se tum kiss din

1pagal_2sre pagal se: Tum kiss din paida hoye? 2sra pagal_: Itwar ko. Pehla pagal: Tum mujhey pagal bna rhe ho, itwar ko to chti

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat me dil tutne pr hota ha Lekin mera zaati khayal hai Dhop me

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

E kaash kahin aisa hota ki do

e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina mehnat k, Bas call karain aur batayain GIRLFRIEND ka

Dulhan ki shadi se pehly aakhri nimaz

Dulhan Ki Shadi Se Pehly Aakhri Nimaz K Baad Ki Dua , , , , , , , , ‘RABBA’ Ya Te Sas Changi

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

Momsmi report key mutabak aaj rat

momsmi report key mutabak aaj rat aasman sey garaj chamk key sath gulab jaman barfi or ras guley girney key imkan hen is lye

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Punjab k larko ki zindagi k 2

Punjab k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain 1st Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nhi Karwaty Or 2nd:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi

Larkaburqay wali ko cherty huy jaha

Larka(burqay wali ko cherty huy) Jaha Sabzi waha DAALDA Kesi ho Meri KHALIDA? Burqay Wali: Ghor se Dekh K Manhoos na daalda na khalida

An english philosopher says 1 ansu

An English Philosopher says, 1 Ansu, blood k 30 Drops k equal hai , Agr koi ap k liye Rota ha, Its mean, Wo

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Aik gadha dosre seyar mera malik muje

aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi jata?Pehla:bhaag to me jaon lekin mere malik ki bari

Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor

Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do, wo ‘KABARI’ hai, bekaar cheez par nazar rakhna uski

Why pakistani girls are not in sport

WHy pakistani Girls are not in Sport ? Only 10% are playing hockey . chess , tennis . cricket. beacuse ,,,, The other 90

2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi

2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi Ye Mera Hai Phr Dono Aik Dosray K Bal

Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle

Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand please speak in english. Lady: my londa is gironda

Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Aik pathan ney aik american se kaha

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’.. Next Day Student Called Again..

Interesting thing about tom jerry

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry ..?? . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain

Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain… . . . . . . . . . . . . 1)Subah ki neend 2) Dupaeher ki

Pakistani police mtrcycle wala sir g

Pakistani Police MtrCycle Wala: Sir G’ Mery kaghzat to pury hen Phr CHALLAN kyo.? Police: Sohneya..’ DOUBLE SAWARI khul gai a te toon kalla

Obama humare pass britney shakira anejlina

Obama- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser ‘EMRAN HASHMI’ Hai.

Ghar se bhagi larki kuch dino k

Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai. Maa Ne Waja Poochhi To, Larki Boli: Larka To

Mery dant mai keera tha doctr ny

Mery dant mai keera tha Doctr ny kha kuch din sirf chae & rass khao 1hfta chae rass khae 1din srf chae pi rha

Height of illiteracy you take a

Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.

Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..pehlay koi maulvi tu

A girl in a book shop

A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left

Sardar2 pandit ye sar pe choti kyo

Sardar2 pandit: ye sar pe choti kyo? pandit: ye ANTENNA he,isse ache vichar ate he SARDAR: Kmal he mere sr pr Dish Tv he

Ek bhoot dosre se kitny ejib bat

Ek BHOOT Dosre BHOOT se: Kitny Ejib bat hai!! Admi Mar Jata hai to BHOOT ßan Jata hy, Magar! Aurat Marnay k Bad ßhi

Maalik 2 nokar is mehngai k

MaaLik 2 Nokar : Is mehngai k dor may Parathay pay is Qadar Ghee??Kya hogya hai tumhay? Noker:Maaf kijiye ga, GhaLti say mera Paratha

Police wala ek student ko pakr leta

police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do POLICE:tm bina licence k motar cycle chalte ho? STUDENT:ni

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Agar zindagi mai agy bhrna hai to

Agar zindagi mai Agy bhrna hai to apnay se agay waly ki shalwar utar do Wo sharm se wahin beth jaega or tm agy

Gogayar sadi miss kehndi ay k majj

Gogayar sadi MISS kehndi ay k majj da dood pean nal démag tez honda ay pappu GApp mardi ayje ae gal hondi tey apna:

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

You broke my heart

You Broke My Heart . . … . . I Broke Your Jaw Scores Settled..! =P =D

Sardar on phone doctor my wife

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Clge me lecture chal raha tha 1

Clge me Lecture chal raha tha 1 ldka achanak uthkar clas k bhar gya Ltr:ye bahar Q gaya? Ldke ka dost: sir!usko nind me

Tv on karo abhi abhi government

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

1 sheikh ko current lag gya logon

1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia Or pocha k tabiyat kesi hy? Sheikh bola: mujay

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

Yad rakhoosubha uth kr 2 kam kia

Yad rakhoo..subha uth kr 2 kam kia karo. 1st shukar ada karo key tum zinda ho. 2nd Lux sey nahya karo ta ke dusrey

Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? k,k

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka pepsodent

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka.. Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.. Bindass

bhul gae ya bhulana chahty ho

*’* Bhul Gae Ya Bhulana Chahty Ho, *’* Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chahty Ho, *’* Aazma Liya Ya Aazmana Chahty Ho, Ek Mesg

2 choohay darakht pe bethay thay

2 Choohay Darakht pe bethay thay. Neeche se ek Hathi guzra.. Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira.. Doosra chooha bola: ‘Daba k rakh salay

Aoa to all my friends and cousins

Aoa, To All My Friends And Cousins… I Have A Good News For All Of You. I M Here To Announce That My ‘MARRIAGE’

Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

Malkin tum safai theek se nhii kertiiwo

Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii KertiiWo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi .

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,

Mummy jo mera sabse zyada kehna mane

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi. Kids: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi

Sardar college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal

1 african apni famly k sath jungle

1 African apni famly k sath Jungle mein rehta tha, 1 din usay Jungle se 1 Shesha mila, Wo smjha k us k baap

Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya

Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi: Aaj wo mujhay gift mein kitaab de gaya hay

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna Lahore se apne target killer bolwata hu