Jokes SMS Collection Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun Posted in Jokes SMS Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . . . . . . Read More jin larko aur larkiyon ki Posted in Jokes SMS *. . .Jin larko aur larkiyon ki shadi nhi horahi he Unko chahiye k hr namaz k bad ye amal karen inshaallah faida hoga. Read More B0y mera dil mobile hy or tm Posted in Jokes SMS B0y: Mera dil mobile hy or tm uski sim Girl: ek bat puchun? Boy: Han Pucho Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi Read More Osama apni zindagi main 5 bar mara Posted in Jokes SMS Osama apni zindagi main 5 Bar mara gya hy 1990 me 1996 me 2000 me 2003 me aur aaj phir 2011 main mara gya Read More Aik saradar ki watch kharab hogai Posted in Jokes SMS Aik SARADAR ki WATCH kharab Hogai, WATCH ko Khola To, Andar MACHAR mara Para Tha, SARDAR G BOLAY. A lo Chalegi Khaak ? Andar Read More Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi Posted in Jokes SMS AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI 5 Glass lassi pi k bola: tmhre Ghr me Read More Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k Posted in Jokes SMS wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon, Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or Read More Dad whos this girl boy Posted in Jokes SMS Dad: Whos this girl??? . . Boy: My girlfriend. . . . . Next day . . . . Dad: Now whos this ‘new’ Read More One major difference between first benchers and Posted in Jokes SMS One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers….????? Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working Read More Larka dil ruba larki balance bhijwa Posted in Jokes SMS Larka: ‘Dil ruba.’ Larki: ‘Balance bhijwa.’ Larka: ‘Paisay nahi.’ Larki: ‘Kaisay nahi?’ Larka: ‘Mehangai hai.’ Larki: ‘Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai.’ Read More Larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly perpumes Posted in Jokes SMS ‘larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly’ perpumes . love letters . . . cd plyer . . . latest cd’s . . . . 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Read More 3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the Posted in Jokes SMS 3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the k achank 1 pari i or kaha k mai tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori karo gi Read More 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay Posted in Jokes SMS 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Hai..? Chor Ne Jawab Diya Read More Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke jaan Posted in Jokes SMS Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay †Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay Aur maangta ho tu Read More Har khajoor per nazar ab koi chup Posted in Jokes SMS Har Khajoor Per Nazar Ab Koi Chup Chup k ROZA Nahi Torey Ga Kyun K Koi Dekhy Ya Na Dekhy Shabbir Tou Dekhy Ga. 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Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai nikaal leta hun Dr: vo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee Read More Worlds smallest resignation letter respected sir Posted in Jokes SMS World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you Read More Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani Posted in Jokes SMS DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla dost”: nahi bartan dhonay k liye Read More me ghoomta raha tere shehr darbadar Posted in Jokes SMS *’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB. Read More Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira Posted in Jokes SMS Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se Read More mareez dr saab khuda k Posted in Jokes SMS *. . .Mareez: Dr Saab, Khuda k Liye Mujhy bacha Lejye. Main marna nahi chahta. Doctor:Ye to tumhen yahan aaney se pehley sochna chahye Read More Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays Posted in Jokes SMS WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 Read More Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip mangla Posted in Jokes SMS Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip Mangla Dam gya. Bus Mangla dam me gir gai. . 1 mint me tmam pani sokh gya . Read More Morning voices uk hi dear usa good morning china mehow Posted in Jokes SMS Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:-sanchay In Pakistan:-uth khanjara 9 waj gaye ne,… Read More Agar london me fori tor pe double Posted in Jokes SMS Agar London me fori tor pe double sawari par pabandi lagadi jaye to halaat behtar hosakte hain! . Sayen BaBa Qaim Ali Shah ka Read More Teacher tum sab ne body guard film Posted in Jokes SMS Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . . . … . . . Bachay: Yahi k larkio Read More Wo stop pe thime dekhta rahahimat ki Posted in Jokes SMS Wo Stop Pe ThiMe Dekhta Raha Himat Ki UsKe Pas Gya Kaha’CHANDA’ UsNe Foran 10Rs Nikale Mene Hairat Se PochaYe Kia? UsNe Pyar Se Read More The most embarrassing moment for a girl Posted in Jokes SMS The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl… . . . . Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho . Read More Boy your teeth are like the Posted in Jokes SMS Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much Pretty ? Boy: No, Far Away From Each 0ther. Read More Pathan kyun ro rahe ho memon Posted in Jokes SMS Pathan: Kyun ro rahe ho? Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai Pathan: hamra Baap mar gaya per hum to nahi roya Memon: Tu kyun roye Read More 1 mithoo 0r us ka Posted in Jokes SMS *. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur Read More Aey december teri mehrbani hun lang Posted in Jokes SMS Aey December! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Read More Damad ji pehli baar susral gaye Posted in Jokes SMS DAMAD Ji, pehli baar Susral gaye. Gaon walon se pocha: ‘Yahan koi Enjoy karne ki cheez hai kia?’ Gaon walay bolay: ‘Nhi babu, Ek Read More Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or Posted in Jokes SMS ‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche Read More Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra Posted in Jokes SMS Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra jese kuch kehna chahta ho.. Phir pyar se mera hath zameen pe rakh k bola… Akkar Bakkar Read More boy jaan meri ankhon mien to Posted in Jokes SMS *. .Boy: jaan meri ankhon mien to dekho kya hai? Girl: sacha pyar:-) Boy: oh Machar kad, (.’) (( _//_ wadi aai parveen shakir:-) Read More Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya Posted in Jokes SMS Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain? Read More ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh Posted in Jokes SMS *. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai, main tu khud ‘TOUNSA SHARIF’ main rehta hon. . Read More Todays joke a girl said Posted in Jokes SMS Today’s Joke A Girl said . . . . . . . ~Trust me…~ 😀 Read More Nokr malik se sahab ye ap Posted in Jokes SMS Nokr Malik Se: Sahab ye Ap 1 Than Wali Bhains Q Le Aaye 1 To Itna Sa Doodh Deti Hy Or Wo B Kaafi Read More raste me khari 2 larkiyan Posted in Jokes SMS *. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri: Read More Xcuse me whats ur mobile number Posted in Jokes SMS Xcuse Me ! What’s Ur Mobile Number ? I Want To RE CHECK, Bcoz I Feel There’s Some Error, Q K, Msg Jata To Read More Gf promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis Posted in Jokes SMS G.F promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis ke liye majboor nahi karo ge B.F sister tum ghar jao tera aba ama tera intizar kar Read More Husband sitting near to his wife n Posted in Jokes SMS Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No Read More Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze Posted in Jokes SMS Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye. Japani ny urti hui Makhi ka sar qalam kar Read More Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam Posted in Jokes SMS Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam Ay dengue. ¤machar¤ . . . bas 1 dafa zardari ko laRr ja. . . . . Read More Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond rahe Posted in Jokes SMS Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai? Kaise kaise Read More Husband raat ko main ne aik horror Posted in Jokes SMS Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun Read More yasmeen 10 sal ki thi Posted in Jokes SMS *. . .Yasmeen 10 sal ki thi jab usy ALI sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Ali ko Read More Silence is d best answer for all Posted in Jokes SMS SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, Read More Ek pagal letter likh raha tha doctor Posted in Jokes SMS Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal: Khud ko. Dr: Kia likha hy? Pagal: Mujhy kia Read More Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya Posted in Jokes SMS zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne dino sy sir nahe dhoya. Read More Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Posted in Jokes SMS Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya Read More Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs Posted in Jokes SMS ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2 Bat 1st Aus : 270/5 (50) Pak : 273/4 Read More 2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara Posted in Jokes SMS 2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari Read More 1234Next ›Last »