Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her?
Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota
Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy?
Fail hony pr?
nae
Pyar main dhoka milny pr?
nae
Chot lgny pr?
nae..
Dil ko sb sy zaida dard hota hy jb mobile
chargng pe lga k jao aur 2 ghanty
bad a kr dkho to switch hila hua ho
1 utt wqt me 80 rotian khata
1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.
Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.
Pehla show shuro hua,
us ne 80 rotian kha li
agla show 1 hour bd shuro hwa or us ne phr 80 rotiyn kha li.
Log bht heran thyor 3rd show k lie or ziyda rush ho gia.
1 hour bd jb 3rd show shro hona tha tu wo ghaib ho gia.
Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghr pohnche to wo betha roti kha rha tha.
Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:
Hun main naukri hi krda rawan,
roti na khawa..
Top2 larkian ek dosray ko gift
Top2
Larkian Ek dosray ko gift krti hain
Flower
Perfume
Necklece
Ring
Larky Ek dosray ko kya dete hen.
‘Ay le bachi da number. Bus mera na dasen’
Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere
‘JIN.Admi se
Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?
ADMI.Jin se bola
mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh
JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.’
Dear radio we want to
Dear Radio ,
We Want To Hear
Music
Not Two Idiots Talking =P
Sincerely,
Every Annoyed Music Lover
Ap k lye america se rishta aya
Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya hay
bohut achy log hain
Baap Hardware may hay.
Maa Software may hay.
Bhai Footwear may hay.
Aur larki sirf
underwear may hay
A boy is sitting in a park
A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend
old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?
boy: nahi ye paroos wali salma ha
Sheikh ki dukan pe likha tha
Sheikh KI DUKAN
PE LIKHA THA
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Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko dia jaEga
wo b unkAy
waliden se pooch kar
Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the
Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the
Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the
Kid:Pr jb dada fail ho jate to?
Abbu:To un k walid sahab unka ser phor dete the.
Kid:Abbu me exam me fail hogaya hun agr aap mujhse tawun krein to ye khandani dehshat gardi humsha k liye khatam ho
Never make the same mistake twice
‘Never make the same mistake twice.
Bcoz..
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There r so many new mistkes.
Try different each day..!lol 😛
Cid crime scene lady rahul mera
C.I.D CRIME SCENE
LADY: Rahul mEra Bhai tha
DAYA: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai tha?
LADY: Ha.. Rahul mEra Bhai tha
ACP: Rahul Such mE tmhara Bhai tha?
LADY: ha sir.. Wo mEra Bhai tha
ABHIJEET: My g0d..!
Iska mtlb ..
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Tm Rahul Ki Behan h0?? 😀
Z kutta haaye jab saabiq sadar
Z Kutta Haaye Haaye
Z Kutta Haaye Haaye
Jab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam Ne Gaali Di Thi
To Unho Ne Isteefa De Diya Tha.
Samajh TO Gaye Ho Gey.
Fwd If You Love Your Pakistan and Your Nation.
Reporter meera g hum ne suna hai
Reporter:
meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain?
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Meera:
oH my gaad,
ap ne bilkul ghalat suna hai,
i dont drink cigrette… =D
Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi
Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye,
Aik Biwi jo piyar de,
Aik Biwi jo acha khana banaey,
Aik Biwi jo uski Khidmat kare,
Aur
ye Teeno
Biwiyaan
Mil
kar
Rahen.
Boy tm shadi ke bad apne liye
Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na,
Girl: Aray Nahi main aisi larki nahi
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena;-)
Heerranjhay semain tumharay ishq mein barbad ho
Heer….Ranjhay se:
‘Main tumharay ishq mein barbad ho gai
Ruswa ho gai
Zaleel-o-khuwar ho gai’
Ranjha:
‘Te main kerra DSP lag gyan..??’
hands up
(””””””)
/ /@””’
”’ Hands Up
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) (
/ )..)..pooon..
/ /
hahahaha
jigarr pani wala pistol hai.
teri to hawa hi nikal gayi
3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe
3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.
”’thaaaa”’
us ne apne aagy wale se pocha.
‘Goli tenu vajji a?’
us ne kaha ‘nai’.
usne apne peechy wale se pocha.
‘Te fer Goli tenu vajji a?’
wo b bola ‘nai’
wo khud neechy gir gya:
‘Le fer Menu e vajji oou’..
Son papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.
Papa- Beta akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
True luv story a mosquito
True Luv Story
A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other
Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu
kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na
*. .Kamzoor dil
walay yeah msg na parhein
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‘DOST’
3000 ka balance
to dalwa do.:-D
Pakar hath mein daba mat oh ho
Pakar Pakar
Hath Mein Pakar
Daba Mat
Oh Ho
Qtry Gr Rhy Hein
Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le
Aaha
Ab Batao Mza Aya Na
Rasgulla Khanay ka:-
Night was dark moon high boy
Night was dark
Moon was high
Boy stoped his Bike
Girl asked: Why?
Boy come close
She felt shy
He told in her ear
DHAKKA MAAR
PETROL KHATTAM HO GEYA
Budget 2015 chawal 1 rupay k 2
Budget 2015
Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,
Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.
Zaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.
Aur
Petrol Free dekhaya jaye gaâ€
Hakumat k new year 2011 par awam
Hakumat k New Year 2011 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band . . . . .
Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too PPP Par Mohar Lagain
Admi pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k
Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha.
Dost aa k sath betha
usko thapki di aur glass utha k
aik he ghoont may pi k bola: Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?
Dost: yar aj to din hi bura hay.
Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai
Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,
Daftar late pohancha
to
Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
wapsi pe challan hogaya,
ab
khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha
Wo glass
Tu pee gaya,
apna to din hi bura hay
Major rohail sara din tume sms send
Major Rohail:
Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur
Kaam b aata hai kya?
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Kid:
G han
MMS
GPRS
CALL
GAMES
MOVIE
PHOTO
Ur
Mp3 songs play krne b
Aata hai
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Princeâ€
A pakistani an american met on
A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.
Amrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.
Pakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?
The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the ans?
Pakistani again silently gave 5$
Election hone wale tay omeedwaar ghar ja
Election hone wale tay… Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay…
Aik omeedwaar ne aik darwaazay par ja kar dastak de…
to aik choti bacchi ne darwaza khola…
omeedwaar bola… Hello gurya tumharay abbu People’s party me hai ya muslim league me…
Bacchi masoomiyat se… Ge wo Bathroom me hai… 😛
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ LoVeR
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
pRiNcEâ€
Nokranimalikan ap udas kyun hainmalikantmhare sahab ofice
Nokrani:
Malikan ap udas kyun hain..
Malikan:
Tmhare sahab ofice ki kisi larki se pyar kerte hain..
Nokrani:
Nahiiiiii
Sahab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.;-D
Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy
Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy,
Kya tere haath me hathora hy?,
Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par,
Kaha is ne ye mera ghora hy,
Khuwab me akar is ne maari laat,
Istarah neend se jhinjhora hy
5 most undefined things of girls
5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls:
1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho
(Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’
2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi
(No One Will Ever Know What Was Their ‘Umeed’
3)Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe
(They Will Themselves Change U As Time Passes And Then Throw This Dialogue)
4)Sach Batana, Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon
(Do They Really Mean When They Say ‘Sach Batana’)
5)I Am Very Selfish Na
(And They Want You To Say No Dear U R Not)
Profesrkya nam ha girlnatasha profesragey kya lgati
Profesr:kya nam ha
girl:Natasha
profesr:agey kya lgati ho?
girl:ji ALWAYS ULTRA
Profesr:Sorry
i mean peche kya lgati ho
girl:(shrmate hue)
Ji sarso ka Tail. .*
Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya
Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do.
Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni wali ko LOAD kara dya to tery wali ney bhoot mara hai
Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia
Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia ka program ho raha he.kutta bhe dekhney gaya.dekha bhoot sarey sheer(lion)nach rahey heen.kutey sey bardasht nahi huwa wo bhe bech meen ja kr nachney laga.ak sheer ney pakra or zor sey kutey ko thapr mara or kha. to kyon nach raha hei to to kutta hai.kutta sir jhuka kr bola bhi meen bhee shadi se phley sheer he tha.
Height of jhatka a boy after
Height of Jhatka
A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked
‘Is He ur x-BF?
GF Kissed Him & said:
‘No darling its Me b4 surgery;)
A boy touched hand of his girlfriend
A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..
Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tmhy Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hy…. 😀 😉
Admi molvi sahab pisty ka halwa zyada
Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy
Ya Badam ka?
Molvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy
Is Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…
I like really dark movie theaters
I Like Really Dark
Movie Theaters.
That Way,
I Don’t Have To
Buy My 0wn
POPCORN . . .
Teacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko
Teacher student sey :
‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…
Iss ka Future Tense batao ???
Student:
NAsir raat ko pappu ki watt lga dy gä…!!!
Ek baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi
ek baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi deyti hai dost
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akkar bakkar
bumbeybow
80=90kaise100???
Thapar se dhar nae lagta sahab dengue
thapar se dhar nae lagta
SAHAB
dengue machar se dhar lagta ha 🙁 😉
1 nai ki shop pr admi aya
1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge?
Nai: 2 ghantay
Admi chla gya
2 day:Ktni dair lgay ge?
Nai: 1 ghanta
Admi phir chla gya
Nai ne pichay Shagird bheja k dekh kr aa, ye kahan se ata or kahan jata hay.
Shagird wapis aa k:
‘Ustad anay ka to pta nhi mager jata Aap k gher hy.
Aik pagal ghussay mein oye main is
Aik pagal ghussay mein:
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa
mita dungaa
mita dungaaaaaaaaa
Doosra pagal: he he he hahahahahahah
main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM..:-D
kochra ha SMS# 304376
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kochra
ha ha ha
Boy papa me apni girl frnd
Boy:
Papa me apni girl frnd ko kya dun?
Papa: Wo dikhne me kesi hy?
Boy:
Wonderful
Beautiful
Smart
Cute
Nazuk
Pari
Papa: Mera nmbr dedo… :-
Santa main tu apne sare doston
Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.
Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?
Santa -: ‘Kaminey’
God thought that since he couldnt b
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Jesi krni wesi bharni us ne
:(JESI KRNI WESI BHARNI)
Us ne mere mobile se meri gf ka nmbr nikal lya
a d0st..
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Aur aaj wo apni he behan ko msg kr k khush hota hai….;-)
People think smoking is hard to quit
‘People think smoking is hard to quit !!
Oh God, clearly
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they haven’t tried to quit Facebook yet!’ =P
1 cheeni hospital me tha pathan us
1 cheeni hospital me tha.
1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,
‘CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA’
or mar gaya.
Pathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.
In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,
‘KUTTAY K BACHAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA.
lo wai arz kita a 5
*’* Lo Wai Arz Kita A, 5 Di Kulfi Te 10 Di Khand,
Wa wa wa,
Kya kehna hai,
5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,
Aagai je thand
Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.
sardar said 2 mosquito..
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ LoVeR
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
pRiNcEâ€
Lady to doctor sex k liye konsa
Lady to Doctor:
Sex k Liye konsa time best hai?
Dr:
Dopaher 2 bajay se 3 bajay tak
Lady:
Wo kyun?
Dr:
Patients Nahi hotay or Compounder b Lunch pe hota hay.
1 molvi nargis se masjid ka chanda
1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.
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NARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen k hamarey paisey Napaak hain?
MOLVI: G,
is pesay se hum LETREEN banwaen ge..
aurat dr se jab
*. . . .Aurat Dr Se: Jab bhi mera shohar ghar aata hai aatey hi mujhay peetna shuru kr deta hai. .*
Dr: Woh junhi ghar aaye, Tum 15 mint tak daant saaf kiya karo. .*
Aurat kuch din baad Dr se boli: Daant saaf karney ka itna fayda hai k Ab mera shohar mujhay kuch nahi kehta. .*
Dr: Ye faida daant saaf karney se nahi, zubaan band rakhney se hua hai. . . . .*
r O c K I N G….. . . . . . . . . . .
Ladka apni gf se mai tumhari aankhon
Ladka Apni Gf se
‘Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn’
Tbhi Pas se Guzarta Hua Aadmi Bola:
Zara Dekhna,
Ghanta Ghar Pe Helmet Cheking Ho Rahi h Kya?
Ladies k saath dukaan daron ka harami
Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan
Bank Cashier:
Madam ap So So k len gi
Fruit seller:
Baji zara kelay ka size to dekho,dil khush ho jayega
Cloth seller:
1 mint dekh to len. Phir len na len,apki merzi
Dhobi:
Baji,ap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kam mera
Easy load wala:
kitna dalon
Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se
PagaL Khanay ka
Incharge
Ek PagaL se
‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai,
magar Afsos,
KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne Swimming PooL me Doobnay se Bachaya tha,
Aaj Us ne Phanda Daal ke Khudkushi karli.’
PagaL: ‘Us ne Khudkushi Nahi ki
wo to Main ne Usay Sookhne k liay latka dia tha’:-)
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’ By Zunera
Poem of every girl husband apna white
Poem Of Every Girl
Husband Apna White Ho,
Lambi Uski Height Ho,
Ghusay Ka Wo Light Ho,
Pocket Uski Tight Ho,
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho,
Boley Begum Tum Right Ho:-D
Straight insult husband ye kaisa khana
Straight Insult:
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana banaya hai tmne bilkul gobar jaisa!
WIFE: Uff Taubaa is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai… 🙂
2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank
2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga,
Dosra tasalli daity hue bola:
Uth.!
Abdul-Nasren !
Mard bn meri Behn.
Faqeer fone pr hello pizza hut
*~Faqeer fone pr: Hello, Pizza Hut?
Operatr: Yes sir
Faqeer:
3 Large Piza
6 chickn wings
2 Pepsi.
Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejoon?
Faqeer: ALLAH K NAAM Pe.!
2 choohay bike pe ghoom rhy thy
2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.
Aik hathi nay lift mangi..
Itnay may 1 choha khara ho k bola..
Daikh lay
Phr teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom rha tha.
barey zalim hen teri gali k
: Barey Zalim hen teri Gali k bache ‘Faraz
Kutta peeche laga k kehte hen,Ashiqon ki speed dakho:..
Boy bus male hoti ha ya female
Boy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Female?
GIRL: Female
BOY: Q?
GIRL: Us pe sub charhte hain
BOY:To wo pregnant Q nai hoti?
GIRL: Stupid sare mard pechay se charhte hain.
Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k
wife:
Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,
Husband:
Tum meri zindgi ho
Wife: Or, or kya?
Husband: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pay.
Husband ghusse mein apni bv se boladil
Husband ghusse mein apni Bv se bola:dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kar dun,
Parosi ki awaaz aai: Bhai ‘Mummay’ mujhy de dena!
Saanp k sapere ko lose motion lg
Saanp k Sapere Ko Lose-Motion Lg gae
Dr. Se Dawai Lete huy:
‘Dr. Shahb Koi Ehteyat?’
Doctor.:
‘Been Zor Se Mat Bajana.
Sum daughter in laws r well trained
Sum daughter in laws r well trained & well mannered. They dont cum 2 change family, they r there 2 join d famly!
A new wife was being welcomed at d husbands home in a traditional manner!
She gave a speech:
My dear family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in my new home & family, she said ‘Firstly, my being here doesnt mean dat I wud want 2 change ur way of lyf, or routine. No. I’ll never do dat in a million yrs’
Father in law:
Wht do u mean child?
Girl:
Wht I mean is, those who used 2 do d dishes must carry on washing dem
those who did d laundry must continue doing it
Those who cook shouldn’t stop at my account
& those who clean must carry on cleaning
Mother in law:
den wht r u here for?
Girl:
Oh 4 me, my job is 2 gv happines 2 ur Son!:p
There are 3 kind of men
There Are 3 Kind of Men.
Do You Know?
1-The AFRICANS:
They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most.
2-The AMERICANS:
They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most.
3-The PAKISTANIS:
They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their House-Maid The Most.
Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na
Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon..:-D
Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye
Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye
us na ulta kia…
Pechay sa khola..
Aur dal dia…
Larki bhut khush the
wo phle bar dalwa re the…
Mobile ma sim card
😛
Sahab naukrani se tum begum sahiba se
Sahab naukrani se:
Tum begum sahiba se zayada maza deti ho.
Naukrani:
G sahab,lekin saaray naukar kehtay hain k begum sahiba tum se zayada maza deti hai?
Lab sil jaate hain jab tum samney
Lab sil jaate hain..
jab tum samney Aatey ho,
dil dharakta hai jab nazren milatey ho..
saans rukti hai jab muskuraty ho..
BHOOT HO KYA?? ITNA KYUN DARate ho.
Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat
SAAS ne apny 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di…
1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia…
Us ko saas ki taraf se Mehran Car mil gai..
2nd day yehi drama hoa…
2nd Damaad ne bacha lia…
Usay Honda Motor Cycle inam mili..
3rd day repeated..
3rd damaad ne socha mery liye ‘Cycle’ hi reh gai hy…
kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki
SAAS doob gai…
Aglay din Us Damaad ko
‘PRADO’ mil gai..
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SUSSAR ki taraf sy..:-)
pori rat jagne ka faida
*. . .Pori Rat Jagne Ka Faida ?
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Subha Brush Nahi Karna Parta’
Save your Tooth Paste,
A Message From
ZUBAIDA APA (Baghair daant wali) 😀
3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi
3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi.
Ek ne gana sunaya.
Baqi 2 gir gaen!
Socho Q?
Aour socho
Q k baqi 2 ne….
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Taliyaan bajaeen
love letter pyare nooray tera
*’* LOVE LETTER *’*
Pyare nooray!
Tera msg mila, parh k buht dukh hwa,
Meri tarah tu b mujhe bhul ja nooray, ab m 3 bchon ki maa hn aur kaloo Gujjar ki izzat hn plz dil p wattaaa rakh k mery bachn ka aram s mama bn ja !
Faqat,
Teri muhbt Hameeda tandur wali *’*
Sharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3
Sharabi DARU se tang aa gaya
3 botly ye keh k tor di..
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1st.Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai.
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2nd
teri waja se mera ghar tabah huwa..
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3rd
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai..
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4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi.
Usy rakh k bola,,
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TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI.
Hey i saw u in tv how
hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u r … how lovely u r … but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel…
Simplest truth one who sends
Simplest Truth –
One Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
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Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A girlfriend . 🙂
Marez nurse se pani piladonursekya pyas
Marez Nurse se: Pani pilado…!Nurse:kya pyas lagi hai?Mareez:(ghusse se)’Nahi’ Gala check karna aa ketun ‘LEEK’ ty nahi.?
Budget 2012 aata 5 rupe tola
‘BUDGET 2012’
‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola,
‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane,
‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe K 4 Daane,
‘OIL’ 10 Rupe k 2 Drops,
‘D00DH’ 2 Rupe Ka 1 Qatra,
‘CHEENI’ 8 Rupe KA 5 dany,
‘PETR0L’ 100 Rupe Ka Toomba,
‘Zroori Note,
‘Jo B Ye Sub Cheezein Aik Sath Khareede Ga, Usy Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Sunghai Jaye Gi,
‘Aur,
‘G0SHT’ Free Dikhaya Jaye Ga.
‘Aik Zardari’
*Sub Pe Bhari*
Agar koi tumhen kahe 0ye
Agar Koi Tumhe’n Kahe . . .
‘0ye Insan Bano’
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Tou
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Ek Bar Koshish Zarur Kerna
Baqi ALLAH Ki Marzi . . . =P =D