Jokes SMS Collection

Sheikh at petrol pump bhai 1rs

‘Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai Sheikh: Jana Kitthy v Nai bs

Son father do you believe in ghosts

Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts? Father: No son. There are no ghosts Son: But our maid told me that there are ghost.

Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? k,k

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye

Doctor sheikh k peechy bhag raha thalogon

Doctor Sheikh K Peechy Bhag Raha ThaLogon Ne Pocha;Kya HoaDoctor:4 Bar Aisa HuaHe Dimaagh K Operation K Bahaney Aata HaiAurTIND Krwa K Bhag Jata

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

3girls hotel pe gae lunch kya rs75

3girls hotel pe gae. Lunch kya Rs:75 bill bana 3girls ne 25,25,25 waiter ko diaey. Manager ne 5 wapis kar diye. 2 Rupees waiter

Macher apny pr poty sy hmarey zmaney mn

Macher apny pr-poty sy: Hmarey zmaney Mn khoon Pina itna Aasan nhi hota tha., Pota: wo Q dada G..? Macher: Q k sb Lrkiyan

Wife aaj nahi daalna husband kyon

Wife: Aaj nahi daalna. Husband: kyon ? Wife: kal tum daal k so gaye or mai saari raat masalati rahi paani bhi khub nikla

Aaj koi msg nahi simply good morning

Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING. . . . . . . . . . . . kyu ki mene aaj subah dudh

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor se chilaya ‘HIJACK’ Sab preshan ho gye Lrky dar gye Larkian rony lgi Aurten chekhne lgi dusry

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

Kon kehta ha latakne se qadd lamba

Kon Kehta Ha Latakne Se Qadd Lamba Hota Hai, ‘Doctor’ Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote, (‘.’) /’/ o teri khair

Uf ye angrez alif bay pay ko

Uf Ye Angrez 🙂 Ye ”Alif-Bay-Pay” Ko A To Z Kehte Hain, Hum Inko Pagal Or Ye Hamain Mad Kehte Hain, Jeeti Jaagti AMMI

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to

Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main

do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne marte howe kaha dekho wo samne wale seat pr

Hina ne sana ko noshaba nafisa nadia

Hina Ne Sana Ko Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko Nadia Ne Nazia Ko Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko Aliya Ne Aamina Ko

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

Boy and girl ek park me bethay

Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti ki ki$$ Li Boy: agar bura na mano to

Girl agar meri left leg ka lunch

Girl: agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kia pasand karogay. BOY: may lunch or dinner k

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Dadi omer omer dadi eik minute array

Dadi: Omer???? Omer: Dadi Eik Minute… Dadi: Array Omer??? Omer: Daadiii Aikkk Minuteeeee.. Dadi: Omerrrrrrrrrr???? ………… ………… Omer: Budhi Ruk ja Aata hun …Potty

Ak student ne mba ka form fill

ak student ne MBA ka form fill krty ho peon sy pocha Jnab yeh university kesi hy? peon bola: boht achi hy main ny

Professor to student what is attention deficite

Professor to student: What is attention deficite hypractive disorder? Student: Jmblakdi bamba. Professor: Sorry i didnt understand anything you said. Student: Same here sir.

0 pooray do darjan desi anday hain

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Mezban kia apke liye kaddo sharif pakwa

Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon? MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KADDO SHARIF k Qabil nahi hun, Aese kro Koi Begherat sa

Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same

Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono Azan daitay hain. Aur Aur Aur Aur 3-Dono ki

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee sub

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee. Sub ne kaha k agar kaheen larki nazar aye to Astaghfar parna. Kafi der k bad 1 molvi

1 pathan ko pak air force se

1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha tha k main ne 14 August pe Silencer nlkaal

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6

ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . . . . . ALTAF bhai chahte hai ki BIGG

I was cking murgi when i added

I was còòking murgi, when i added Hara dhaniya in it, murgi stand up & started dancing & singing ~HUM PE YEH KIS NE

Doctoraap k shohar ko mukammal aaram ki

Doctor:Aap k Shohar ko Mukammal aaram ki zarurat hai yE neend ki Goliyan hain Biwi:Ye inhenkis waqt doon? Doctor:Ye aap ne khhaani hain…

Dr parchi pay aisa kia likhtay hain

Dr:- Parchi pay aisa kia likhtay hain jo sirf medical-store walay he samajh patay hain..? Wo likhtay hain, Main tay lut leya hun tu

Real heart touching story a b0y

‘Real Heart Touching Story’ A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next

Techer dunya k phly insan ki nationalty

Techer: Dunya k phly insan ki nationalty kya thiPapu: PakistaniTecher:Wo kaise?Papu:Us k pas ghar bhi nai tha,aata bhi nai,bijli bhi nai phir b wo

Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . . ‘USB’ 🙂

Wifeager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi

wife:ager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi pahari pay charny mein kamyaab ho gai to ap mujhey kia dein gay? husband:dhakka

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he? Crsh Nahin Ammi ki awaz ati hy, ‘Pano,Pano” Lantio 1 v na chado Tuade soury aan ge

Muslim ladyassalamo alikum molviyeh jannat main jayegi

Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christan lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere saat jaegi

Delivery k time doctor lady se

Delivery k time Doctor lady se; kya aap Delivery k time apne bache k Baap ko apne paas dekhna chahen gi? Lady; Nahi Aese

Girlkia kr rahe ho boymakhiya mar

Girl:Kia kr rahe ho? Boy:Makhiya Mar rha hon Girl:Kitni Mari? Boy:3 Male & 2 Female Girl:Tumhein Kaise Pata? Boy:3Cigarette se Chipki hui thi Or

Remember there are 2 words in ur

Remember!! There are 2 words in ur life that will Open many doors for you… – – – – – Push & Pull Har

1 admi ki shadi hui us ne

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k

A boy wanted to know the age

A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear whats your birth date? Girl: 4th november. Boy: which

Girl kiya hum mcdonalds ja sakte hain

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Haan agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u Girl: kuch dair soch k boli

Billi dum kuy hilate he batano na

billi dum kuy hilate he……….? batano na kyun……..? batano na kyun ……..? mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Q how many mis guys does it

Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and

A 4 apple b bara c chota

A 4 APPLE B 4 BARA APPLE C 4 CHOTA APPLE D 4 DOOSRA APPLE E 4 EK AUR APPLE F 4 FREE APPLE

Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol

Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta bola bimari da te kuj pata nai par abba

2 guys were following girls both

2 guys were following 2 girls Both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second-what will we do n0w? 2nd

The rain makes all things beautiful grass

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Sweetest excuse a kid gets zero

Sweetest Excuse: A Kid gets zero in a paper. Mom: What’s this? Kid reply with innocence: Teacher ke paas star khatam ho gaye the

Judge you want to divorce your husband

Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong. I’m Divorcing him for Attacking

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Girl in a party xcuse me sir

GIRL (in a party): Xcuse me sir! Kiya aap mere chehre se 1 cheez hata skte hain? BOY (khush hote hoe): Han Han! bolo

1 admi k haath ki 6 ungliyaan

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien. Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay Socho Q? . . . . Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha

1 larka pee k aaya dad se

1 larka Pee k aaya, Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga! Dad: pee k aya h? Son: Nai To?

Father if u pass in examsill gift

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle. Son: if i fail? Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles son: why? Father: faer

Larki kuch aisa kaho na jis

larki: kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye,mere dil zor zor se dharke, muje kuch kuch ho !

Ek admi black kapry pehen kr kahen

Ek ADMI BLACK KAPRY PEHEN KR KAHEN JA RAHA THA TO EK KAWA OOPER SY GUZRA OR OS K KAPROON PR BETH KR DI

Larki dad main maa banne wali hoon

Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon. Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho? Larki:Aap ne hi to kaha tha k jab tak main kuch

1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!” 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly

giggling bite a girl

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’

If people says you are crazy be

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if

Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey

Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. Sardar: Ye lo ‘HAJMOLA…’:-)

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi ur gaye ‘FARAZ’ . . Jb kaam wali masi light jane pr ek dum se boli .

Best sms in my inbox ek

Best sms in my inbox. Ek yahoodi ne HAZRAT ALI se kaha k tumhara ALLAH nazar q nahi aata To HAZRAT ALI ne kaha

Baap beti se pehle tum mujh

BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO , KIYA WAJAH Hai ? BETI : PAPA

Dada potey sey beta zara ander sey

Dada potey sey: beta zara ander sey mery dant to ley aana. Pota: dada ji abhi roti to paki nahi hai. Dada: arey rotey

Naa pyar yaar mohabbat dosti yaaro

Naa Pyar, Naa Yaar, Naa Mohabbat, Naa Dosti Yaaro.. Aaj K is Devdas ki baat Maano Naa Chander-Mukhi, Naa Paaro, Bas aati jati hr

1 pagal 2nd pagal se aaj muje

1 pagal 2nd Pagal se: Aaj muje Katrina ne shadi k liye han kr di. 2 pagal: Dikha di na apni Oqaat katrina ny.

Ek aurat coma mein chali gai shohar

Ek aurat Coma mein chali gaI.. Shohar murda samajh kr dafnaney chalA.. Rstey mein janaza khambay se takraney se aurat ko hosh a gyA..

M u h a b t

M U H A B B A T I S HQ OR P I Y A R YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla

Har gali dewar pr apka nam

Har Gali, Har Dewar, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Har Kirki, Hr Drwaze, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Uppar Talash-e-Gumshuda, Or Niche…! Zehni Twazan

Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

tumhara saath tasalsul se chahiye

*. . .Tumhara Saath Tasalsul Se Chahiye Mujh Ko, Thakan Zamanon Ki Lamhon Mein Kab Utarti Hy. . .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat pe ay ‘DAINGI’ machar, zra Zardari ko lar k dikao hum b manein ge |'(‘:’) | )

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us ki nishani ye hai. kisi koney mai hoga hath

Muje to express news walo sa dar

Muje to Express News Walo sa dar lagta hai. ‘ FARAZ’ Kehte Hain: . .. . . . . ‘Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo

Sharukh khan nay muj say 5 caror

SHARUKH KHAN NAY MUJ SAY 5 CAROR KA SAWAL POOCHA K PAKISTAN MAIN KON SA WO SHAKHS HAI JO 365 DIN MAIN 1 BAR

Apne sar pe hath phero dobara

Apne sar pe hath phero, . . Dobara hath phairo, . . Teesri baar phir hath phairo, . . Abto tumko yaqeen ho gya

Modern definition 0f boy friend

Modern Definition 0f ‘ Boy Friend ‘ A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos …0f His Girl Friend No Matter

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna Lahore se apne target killer bolwata hu

You cant tap your back for a

You can’t tap your back for a job well done. You can’t hug yourself for comfort. You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Log ap ko bura kahen dont mind

log ap ko bura kahen dont mind pagal kahen gussa na hona jahil kahen to b cool rehna lekin agar khobsorat keh den to

Foreign country daughter dad i got

Foreign Country Daughter Dad: I Got Married Yestrday I Forget To Inform U . . . . . . . Dady: It’s ok my

Kiya ap ye english men fast parh

Kiya ap ye english men fast fast parh sakte hen ? try it! my a my they my they they my my my a

Father 10th class ke baad ab tum

Father: 10th class ke baad ab tum kya karna chahte ho? Beta: BCA! Father: Very good! Par yeh BCA hota kya hai? . .

Plz fwd shayad hum kisi mjboor k

Plz fwd Shayad hum kisi mjboor k kaam a sken Jis bhai ko Petrol 20 Rs/liter chahye wo is Pump sy ja kr ly

A woman can tolerate anything except another

A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone Sharing His Salary AND A Mother-In-Law …AND A Daughter-In-Law

Nokia launching zubair anjum z series in

Nokia Launching Zubair Anjum ‘Z’ Series In 2012. Features: 20 SIMS, Battery Standby: 1 Year, 1000 GB Memory, 100 Megapixels Camera, TV, Oven, Washing

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Myn ny 1000 ki jarsi li hy

myn ny 1000 ki jarsi li hy dua kro k us ki burr na nikly

Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk

Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi