Jokes SMS Collection

1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo

1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA 1 GHANTE SE POCH RHA HAI K.? HAPPY NEW

Dr tbiat kesi hy abmariz pehle se

Dr. Tbiat kesi hy ab?Mariz! Pehle se ziada khrab hyDr. Dawai khali thi?Mrz: Nhi dawa ki sheeshi to bhri hui thi,Dr: I mean dawai

Aise larke aur larkiyan jin k

Aise Larke Aur Larkiyan Jin K Rishtey Na Aate Hon, Ya Rishtey Reject Ho Jate Hon, Ya Rishtey Aate Hon Magar Baat Na Banti

commerce ki larki kisi larky ko

*’* Commerce Ki Larki Kisi Larky Ko Jab Gali De to Kesy gali De Gi, 1. Salay Disonour Cheque, 2. zameen Pe Liability, 3.

Pakistani to american tum choron k sath

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney

Famous actress meera apna result dekh kar

Famous actress Meera apna result dekh kar… Kya…??? Me fail ho gayi… Aur wo bhi English me…? Dispossible…

Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . . ‘USB’ 🙂

Cheel uri kawwa ura maina uri

cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap ko bi ura diya

Arz kia hai khushiyan milen tumhen qadam

Arz Kia Hai.. Khushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam, Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam! Bura Laga? Plz Naraz Mat Hona. Acha Dusra Shair Suno

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

jin larko aur larkiyon ki

*. . .Jin larko aur larkiyon ki shadi nhi horahi he Unko chahiye k hr namaz k bad ye amal karen inshaallah faida hoga.

Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta

Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta tha.. 1 jugnu ne dekh k pucha ‘tu abi tk ghar nhi gaya? Bulbul: zantalaqa ta kho

2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi

2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi Ye Mera Hai Phr Dono Aik Dosray K Bal

Larki meri ammi ko tum boht pasnd

LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho. . . . Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se

Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI

Police afsar pathan se tumhari maadri zuban

Police Afsar PATHAN se: Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..? PATHAN: Koi nahi. Police Afsar: Kyun..? PATHAN: Hamara Ammi goonga tha.

Most used alphabet a does not

Most used alphabet ‘A’ does not appear in the spelling from 1 to 999!!!! . . . . . . . Ab Count karty

Samandar mein gehrai ki tarah piyar

Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah Piyar men “Judai” ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril friend Aap ko rakhe Bilkul apne chote bhai ki

Aap dunya k bevakuf treen insan ho

Aap dunya k ‘BEVAKUF’ treen insan ho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko

2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko milay. 4 din k baad dono mer gay, . . . . . waja kya thi? .

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us dekh

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us ko dekh k sb ghr walo ko b ulti aa gai, . batao kesy? . . . .

Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..pehlay koi maulvi tu

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents

Agr larki ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KON THA WO KAMEENA?’ Aur Agr larkay ko ulti aye to parents poochtay hain: ‘KAMEENAY!

Aik chuti hathi k upar baith kr

Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa Jata Hai.! Usay Daikh k ChuÑti Boli . .

Kya ap lucky hoagrhan to neche sms

Kya AP LUCKY Ho? AgrHan To Neche SMS ParhoAgrNi ToNeche Mat Jana (./)/.’.) ‘^—-;’;,,/'( LUCKY ) //\ //oye LUCKY LUCKY oye

Aik pathan ney aik american se kaha

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha

Girl demnded for ice cream boyfrnd

Girl Demnded For Ice Cream Boyfrnd Purchased it Girl: Thanks Boy: Only Thanks? Girl: You want KISS na? Boy: Chup Kr wadi ayi V**

Pappu apne 16 bachho aur bv k

Pappu Apne 16 Bachho Aur BV k Sath Dost k Ghar Dawat Pe Gaya. Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh kar Gusse Me kaha:

Larka apne papa sepapa m apni girl

Larka apne papa se Papa m apni girl friend ko kia don Papa. Wo dikhne m kasi h? Larka:WonderfulBeautifulSmartCuteNazuk pari Papa Mera number dedo

Memon bete se gate pr kon hy

Memon bete se Gate pr kon hy Beta:swimming pool k lye chanda mang rhe thy Memon: Kya dene lage ho Beta:1 glss pani Memon:sHABASH

Girl agar moka mila to tum mery

Girl:- Agar moka mila to tum mery sy shadi karo gay? Boy:- Agar moka mil gaya to shadi krnay ki kia zarorat hai…AA

Munna bhai what is the difference between

Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle? Circuit: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand

Girl janu g tusi mere wasty aasman

GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ? SARDAR. Aaho, Main Chan Lain Jawan Te Tu Pichon

As a cure for worrying work is

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

New pakistan team for worldcup 2011coach

New pakistan team for worldcup 2011COach : wasim chakramteam:bekar younusrashid takleefShahid afrikiInzamam full duckShoaib kambakhterMOhammad yousuf 🙂umer bullkamran khatmalkana naveedul hasanMehman butt Extrasbaiman farhatdanish

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi

*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz K Bad Ye Amal Karen, Inshallah Faida Hoga, Hr

Momo baat sunain mehmood aray

Momo: Baat Sunain Mehmood Mehmood : Aray Mubarak Ho! Tum Ne Mera Naam Theek Lia Hai!! Momo : Main To Apka Naam Hamesha Hi

Bacha mama mujhe bhai chaiye mama

Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye Mama: Beta Aap K Papa U.S.A Gae Hue Hain Wo Aa Jaen Phr Sochen Ge Bacha: Mama Aap Driver

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur

Ye sun kr to mery hosh ur gay jb ,, .. FRAZ…! , jb kaam wali maasi ny khaa ,, saaab G , facebook

Teacher tum bade hokar kya karoge

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge? Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil

Aj ki generation bhi naabhi kal he

Aj ki generation bhi na,abhi kal he mujhay aik larki ne sms kia,likti hai………………. kuch log thori der kartay hain,kuch log bar bar kartay

Ek bhoot dosre se kitny ejib bat

Ek BHOOT Dosre BHOOT se: Kitny Ejib bat hai!! Admi Mar Jata hai to BHOOT ßan Jata hy, Magar! Aurat Marnay k Bad ßhi

1 pathan hamesha drwazay khol k

‘( 1 Pathan Hamesha Drwazay khol k Nahata Tha, kisi nay us say poch k tum aisa ku karty ho? Pathan;;; Mujhe shak ha

Akbaranarkali tuje kia chahiye taj ya

Akbar:Anarkali tuje kia chahiye Taj ya Takht. Jahapanah muje na hi taj chaiye na takht . Bas aik connection chahiya….. UPS ka……..

Sonabu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya

Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father:baap son:abu pakistan kis ne bnaya? Father:Qaid-e-Azam ne. Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?@

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a

Machher apny potay se humary zamany me

Machher Apny Potay Se: Humary Zamany Me Khoon Chosna Itna Aasan Nahi Hota Tha Pota: Wo Q Dada G? Macher: Q K Tb Larkiyan

12 9 3 6 SMS# 357912

. ‘ 12 ‘ . 9 | 3 ‘ . 6 . ‘ On every tick of clock, …may Allah give u . .

Garma garm biryani ki daig srf aap

Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye \___ _) \ (_ / ??’?’ (.______.) / \/ Ab ziada muskrao nahi dhonay k

Jb sheeshy k bartan phoot jayen to

Jb Sheeshy K Bartan PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy ‘CHUNNN’ Jb Bachon K Ghubaary PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy ‘THUSSS’ Jb Paani

kirayadar men n suna hai

*’* Kirayadar . Men n Suna Hai K Is Ghar Men Jin BHOOT or Aatmaaen Aati Hai? Maalik Makan Pata Nahi Bhai MUJHE KHUD

Ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat

ye ek drawni kahani hai agar himmat hai tu parna ek dafa ek bhayanak budha tez barish mein hath mein ek kitab bech raha

Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend

What is invisible romance chris gayle

What is Invisible Romance? Chris Gayle giving a black rose to Serena Williams on a moonless night wearing black dresses in a coalmine without

1 larki apny test krwany

*. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl gai. Doctor, mubark ho ap pragnt hn. Larki. Toba

Wife main driver ko nokari se nikaal

Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj main dousri bar marte marte bachi houn… Husband: Begum, please.. “ussay Ek

Boy excuse me girl jee aap

Boy: ‘Excuse me Girl: Jee Boy: ‘Aap ko mene kahin dekha hai. Girl: Ji bilkul Main UNIT # 136 ki unit incharge hun Boy:

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

Now a days girls are crazy about

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things 1.Make Up 2.Mobile Phones 3.Shopping Aur 4.SALMAN Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv

?1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 pee rahe ho? shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he,1 meri & 1 mere dost

Boy to his friend yaar main apni

Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend: Kaisi Dikhti Hai? Boy: Bohat Khubsurat Friend: Aisa Karoo

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

Aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar

aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar parh raha tha to neeche se aik faqeer bola bhae jan zara neeche to aana aadmi jb

Baloch hmare regastan me awaz maro khush

BALOCH: Hmare regastan me awaz maro ‘Khush Amdeed’ to wapis awaz ati hy ‘Amdeed Amdeed’ PATHAN: Hmare paharon me ‘i love u’ bolo to

2 engineer students raat me parhte huay

2 engineer students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara…. 1 aurat nikli

Girl teri meri teri prem kahani h

Girl:- Teri meri meri teri prem kahani h mushkil 2 lafzo me ye bayan na ho paye. Boy:- Pagal try to kar shayad ho

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Ek muddat k baad uski awaaz suni

Ek muddAt k bAAd uski AwAAz suni To dil ne kAhA . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy q

Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy? Q K Aabadi 17 crore jis me sy 5 crore Retire, 4 crore govt officer jo kam nhi krty.

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabr thandak pohncha skta hai. Bijli ki bajaye agr hr ghar me bhang

Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd

EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte ho. sochne k liye koi banda rakh lo. 1st:

Sardartum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay

Sardar:tum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay ho? Pathan:ye letter urgent daina hai Sardar:kahan? Pathan:abi addres parhnay ka time nhi hai Sardar: ok go

Urdu muni badnam hue darling tere lye

URDU: Muni badnam hue darling tere lye PASHTO: Muni Zalila Suwa janan ista da para. SINDHI: Muni jo munh.kaaro thio ada tuhnjay laae BALOCHI:

Maa tu koi kam kaj nhi krta

Maa: tu koi kam kaj nhi krta, muhalah me larkiyo’n ko cherta ha, aur nasha b krta ha. Tm ne to mri izat khak

1990 indian devlopment bank ne mukesh ambani

1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar kya Tha, 2001 mein’Mukesh Ambani’ ne us bank ko

todays question lrki zyada sachi

‘ TODAY’S QUESTION ‘ Lrki zyada sachi muhabbat krti ha ya lrka? Koi kahega larka To Koi kahega larki Mgr Mere hisab sa 2no

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to

A public msg garmi se bachney

A public msg Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO *AHALO NAHALO Code accepted Welcme to bathroom

1 kanjoos dosray sayaaj main ney ek

1 kanjoos dosray say:Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?Wo bola, Khushi se

0321 6301 000 ye lo bangali

[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja’aygi..

Ek admi ne dukandar se puchaap k

Ek admi ne dukandar se pucha:ap k pas sabin ha? Dukndar:nai Grahk:tooth pest ha? Dukndar:ji nai Gahek:surma ha? Dukndar:ji nai Grahk:kangi ha? dukndar:ji nai

Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main

do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne marte howe kaha dekho wo samne wale seat pr

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Is se ziada zulm kiya hoga wasi

‘is se ziada zulm kiya hoga ‘wasi’…:-( . . . . . . . . . ‘Wo Bohat hasi’ .aur . . . .’phir

Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne

‘Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai, kamyabi hmesha us k kdam chomti hy. Fir kal . aawan??

Rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad

rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad rekhein k lun jandaar to merd shandaar aur biwi rahay emandaar! public service message by….. hakeem fraz

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Ek larki molvi se agar mai

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi? Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi Larki:agar main aap

Employee i need salary increment 3

EmplOyee: I Need Salary Increment.. 3 Other Companies Are After Me. Boss: Really? Which Three? EmplOyee: Electricity, TelephOne & Credit Card…!!

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The

Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai

Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba Kia Nasihat Ki Hai Ye Nasihat Mai Apne Bacho

Senior doctor junior se ward no 12

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se: Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report Hai? Junior Doctor: Sir Uska Tou Maine Post Mortem

I used to like my neighbors

I Used To Like My Neighbors Until . …… . . . . . . . . They Put A Password 0n Their WiFi…!

1 molvi ne jesy tesy kr k

1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya, Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi

Murgha to murghi i love you jaan

Murgha To Murghi: I Love You Jaan main tumharay leay kuch bhe kar sakta hon. . Murghi: Haey Allah Sachi? . Murgha: Haan .

Techer dunya k phly insan ki nationalty

Techer: Dunya k phly insan ki nationalty kya thiPapu: PakistaniTecher:Wo kaise?Papu:Us k pas ghar bhi nai tha,aata bhi nai,bijli bhi nai phir b wo