Jokes SMS Collection

giggling bite a girl

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’

If people says you are crazy be

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if

Munna teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey

Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. Sardar: Ye lo ‘HAJMOLA…’:-)

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi ur gaye ‘FARAZ’ . . Jb kaam wali masi light jane pr ek dum se boli .

Best sms in my inbox ek

Best sms in my inbox. Ek yahoodi ne HAZRAT ALI se kaha k tumhara ALLAH nazar q nahi aata To HAZRAT ALI ne kaha

Baap beti se pehle tum mujh

BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO , KIYA WAJAH Hai ? BETI : PAPA

Dada potey sey beta zara ander sey

Dada potey sey: beta zara ander sey mery dant to ley aana. Pota: dada ji abhi roti to paki nahi hai. Dada: arey rotey

Naa pyar yaar mohabbat dosti yaaro

Naa Pyar, Naa Yaar, Naa Mohabbat, Naa Dosti Yaaro.. Aaj K is Devdas ki baat Maano Naa Chander-Mukhi, Naa Paaro, Bas aati jati hr

1 pagal 2nd pagal se aaj muje

1 pagal 2nd Pagal se: Aaj muje Katrina ne shadi k liye han kr di. 2 pagal: Dikha di na apni Oqaat katrina ny.

Ek aurat coma mein chali gai shohar

Ek aurat Coma mein chali gaI.. Shohar murda samajh kr dafnaney chalA.. Rstey mein janaza khambay se takraney se aurat ko hosh a gyA..

M u h a b t

M U H A B B A T I S HQ OR P I Y A R YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla

Har gali dewar pr apka nam

Har Gali, Har Dewar, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Har Kirki, Hr Drwaze, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Uppar Talash-e-Gumshuda, Or Niche…! Zehni Twazan

Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

tumhara saath tasalsul se chahiye

*. . .Tumhara Saath Tasalsul Se Chahiye Mujh Ko, Thakan Zamanon Ki Lamhon Mein Kab Utarti Hy. . .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat pe ay ‘DAINGI’ machar, zra Zardari ko lar k dikao hum b manein ge |'(‘:’) | )

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey

Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us ki nishani ye hai. kisi koney mai hoga hath

Muje to express news walo sa dar

Muje to Express News Walo sa dar lagta hai. ‘ FARAZ’ Kehte Hain: . .. . . . . ‘Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo

Sharukh khan nay muj say 5 caror

SHARUKH KHAN NAY MUJ SAY 5 CAROR KA SAWAL POOCHA K PAKISTAN MAIN KON SA WO SHAKHS HAI JO 365 DIN MAIN 1 BAR

Apne sar pe hath phero dobara

Apne sar pe hath phero, . . Dobara hath phairo, . . Teesri baar phir hath phairo, . . Abto tumko yaqeen ho gya

Modern definition 0f boy friend

Modern Definition 0f ‘ Boy Friend ‘ A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos …0f His Girl Friend No Matter

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna Lahore se apne target killer bolwata hu

You cant tap your back for a

You can’t tap your back for a job well done. You can’t hug yourself for comfort. You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Log ap ko bura kahen dont mind

log ap ko bura kahen dont mind pagal kahen gussa na hona jahil kahen to b cool rehna lekin agar khobsorat keh den to

Foreign country daughter dad i got

Foreign Country Daughter Dad: I Got Married Yestrday I Forget To Inform U . . . . . . . Dady: It’s ok my

Kiya ap ye english men fast parh

Kiya ap ye english men fast fast parh sakte hen ? try it! my a my they my they they my my my a

Father 10th class ke baad ab tum

Father: 10th class ke baad ab tum kya karna chahte ho? Beta: BCA! Father: Very good! Par yeh BCA hota kya hai? . .

Plz fwd shayad hum kisi mjboor k

Plz fwd Shayad hum kisi mjboor k kaam a sken Jis bhai ko Petrol 20 Rs/liter chahye wo is Pump sy ja kr ly

A woman can tolerate anything except another

A Woman Can Tolerate Anything Except Another Woman Sharing Her Husband AND . . Anyone Sharing His Salary AND A Mother-In-Law …AND A Daughter-In-Law

Nokia launching zubair anjum z series in

Nokia Launching Zubair Anjum ‘Z’ Series In 2012. Features: 20 SIMS, Battery Standby: 1 Year, 1000 GB Memory, 100 Megapixels Camera, TV, Oven, Washing

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Myn ny 1000 ki jarsi li hy

myn ny 1000 ki jarsi li hy dua kro k us ki burr na nikly

Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk

Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi

2 cockroach icu me 1 dusre ke

2 Cockroach ICU Me 1 dusre ke brabar ma admit thy.. 1st: Kisne maara? 2nd: koi nai re Ek larki muje dekh k itne

Okara mai 1 bacha peda hua hy

OKARA mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy, Pedaish k wkt os ka weight 15 kg tha jo barhta gya or 15 din bad 50

1 amma bus conductor ko roz kaju

1 Amma bus conductor ko roz kaju badam khane ko deti thi Cndctor-AMMA ap muje roz ye kyu deti ho? Amma-Beta dant to rahe

Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me

Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola:

Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6

ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . . . . . ALTAF bhai chahte hai ki BIGG

A girl takes 3 month to judge

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.. . . . But A Boy Takes 3

Facing your fears builds strength but running

Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Running Away From Them Makes For An Excellent …. . . . Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

1 indian army man plane se jump

1 Indian Army man plane se jump karte hue bola- ‘Jay Kali Maa’ Kali maa boli : Kali hogi teri ‘MAA’ Ab main b

Boy love or arrange ma kiya

Boy : Love or Arrange ma kiya faraq hai….. Girl : love ma pehley se size ka pata chal jata hai or arrange ma

Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit

Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka pao line say agay nhi hona chahye . .

Sorry apki nend distrab ki lekin

Sorry Apki Nend Distrab Ki, Lekin Kia kron Abi Abi ALLAMA IQBAL Mere Khwab Me Aye Aur Kaha, Soi Hui Qaum ko Jaga 2

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari? Pathan:

A pig fell in luv with a

A pig fell in luv with a chicken. Chicken kissed pig’s hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine

3 word sentences that instantly change ur

3 word sentences that instantly change ur mood, . . . ‘I love u’ . . . ‘I hate you’ . . . .

Bfi want to kiss u gfagar pregnant

Bf:I Want To Kiss U….:* Gf:Agar Pregnant H0gaye To… Bf:Kiss Se Pregnant..??!! Gf:Actually Main. . … . . 1 Baar Shuru Ho Gayi To

Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye

Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

aqal mand aur samaj dar

*. . .Aqal Mand Aur Samaj Dar Admi Jb Koi Khas Aur Eham Faisla Krta Hy, To Apni Ankhein Band Krta Hy, Bohat Sochta

Yaad kro woh din jb ap ne

yaad kro woh din jb ap ne shalwar utari our ultay let gaye or thora sa andar janay par ap roney lagayor…. . .

In a park 2 lovers were eating

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?Girl:I think ur eating more

Baap baita aj asmaan se ek pari

Baap: Baita aj asmaan se ek pari aayegi aur tumhen chhoti munni gift de kr jayegi Baita: Abbu chutya mat banayen, hospital jayen ammi

A 4 apple b bara c chota

A 4 APPLE B 4 BARA APPLE C 4 CHOTA APPLE D 4 DOOSRA APPLE E 4 EK AUR APPLE F 4 FREE APPLE

Ek admi park me apni bv

Ek admi park me apni BV k sath betha tha k itny mein 1 ur aurat uski BV k pas aa kr boli. Paise

A msg to all tall and cute

A Msg To All Tall And Cute Gals . . . . . . Hello How Are You 😛 ?

Aao india ki barbaadi k liye mil

Aao India ki barbaadi k liye mil k dua karain… . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Silence is d best answer for all

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA,

Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki

Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap ki kitni beewian hain? Doctor: 2..;-)

Jee karta hai ki teri nili aankhon

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash! Yeh

Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya

zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne dino sy sir nahe dhoya.

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

The difference betwin best frnd and just

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd asks: Nurse

Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi kha leta hun,or tm kya krti ho? Lrki(Tap kr

Usa ne choron ko pakarnay k liye

‘USA’ ne choron ko pakarnay k liye Aik machine banayi.. Uski shurowat ‘USA’ se ki gai, ‘USA’ mein us machine ne 30 mintue mn

1 larki ki dua kasam se

1 Larki Ki Dua; Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi, Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil

The only person on earth who can

The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking and in reply gets a smile back from her is: . .

1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to

1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha Tum jahanum k raste pe ja rahe ho Sharabi chillaya O

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Real heart touching story a b0y

‘Real Heart Touching Story’ A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next

Yar baat sun ek adress tou

Yar baat Sun.. Ek adress tou btaO? Jee? Daal salay ko Gaari main 😀 (‘;’)/ Ami. . | |Bori. . . | | [____]

Larka dil ruba larki balance bhijwa

Larka: ‘Dil ruba.’ Larki: ‘Balance bhijwa.’ Larka: ‘Paisay nahi.’ Larki: ‘Kaisay nahi?’ Larka: ‘Mehangai hai.’ Larki: ‘Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai.’

pakistani log sub se zyaada

*. . .Pakistani Log Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain? Sochen… ! Thora Or Sochen..? Nai Pataa… Bhikariyon SaY:-D

Husband 2 hotel manegr jaldi chalo

Husband 2 Hotel Manegr: Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti Hai Manegr: To mein kia kro Husband: Kaminy, Khirki

What is winning attitude 3 ants

WhAT is winning ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant cming. Ant 1: v vil kill hm Ant 2: v will break his legs, Ant

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

Marez doctor sy main 1month roz

Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr koi faida ni ho rha Dr: chalo kal sy

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Aladdin ka chiragh mila me ne

Aladdin ka chiragh mila! Me ne jin se bola: Mery sb frndz ka dimagh 10guna barha do! Jin hans kr bola: Multiplication doesnt apply

1 larka pee k aaya dad se

1 larka Pee k aaya, Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga! Dad: pee k aya h? Son: Nai To?

Boy i love u girlhahahahaha will die

Boy: I Love u Girl:hahahahaha Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Can’t Live without U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Will Snd U EasyLoad

Chae wala ek girl sebholi si surat

Chae wala ek girl se:’bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye!Girl reply:’kali si surat, haatho me ketli door khara chillae‘chae chae’

2 lovers in kfc larka kia khao

2 Lovers In K.F.C, Larka: Kia Khao Gi Jan? Larki: ‘Samosay’ Mangwalo Moral: Or Phasao Faisalabad Ki Bachi.:-)

Money talks mine always says

Money Talks; Mine Always Says, . . . . . . . . ‘Good-Bye!’

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

Kbi kbi yuhi sochta hu usne meri

Kbi kbi YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya Jb k hr bar maine Hi dia tha Rakshy ka kiraya /(”,) ‘..(‘O

Girl agar meri left leg ka lunch

Girl: agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kia pasand karogay. BOY: may lunch or dinner k

Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy

Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy: Kya tu meleko apna addresh degi?? …Girl-Pal kyu?? : : : Boy-EK din baalat lekal aaunga na!!!

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye

1 bus driver ki seat k peechay

1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha… Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pohancha Donga… Or. Agar Aankh lag gai To

Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho to ‘Dil’ bolta hai, Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup

Arz kia hai khushiyan milen tumhen qadam

Arz Kia Hai.. Khushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam, Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam! Bura Laga? Plz Naraz Mat Hona. Acha Dusra Shair Suno

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe 1

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe. 1 ney kaha tum dono mein sey jo baad mein nehar sey nikle ga usey 500 rupe inaam

Boyfriend i love you could die for

Boyfriend: I Love You, I Could Die For You. Girlfriend: Awwwww, Sho Shweeet ? ? . ? . ? . How Soon ? ?

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan