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Us ney mujay raat ko jangal

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal Main Akela Choor Diya … Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz . . . . . Jaab Piyar Kia

Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain! Maalik Makan: Te hor 1200/- wich ‘NARGIS’ Aa K

Whats 0n your mind you ask

Whats 0n Your Mind You Ask? Well, Facebook… I Would Tell You … But Youre Terrible At Keeping Secrets … ! =P 😉

What would be the slogan of petrol

What Would Be The Slogan Of; ‘PETROL’ In 2050 ?? =) . . …. . . . . Buy ‘5’ Liters ‘PETROL’ & Get

Ek adme ne fm redio par caal

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Bachpan me munna or munni k bicharne

Bachpan me munna or munni k bicharne ka huwa ye anjam Munna bana M.B.B.S or Munni hoi badnaam

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa

Pagal chinese setum american ho chinesenhi

Pagal chinese se:tum American ho? Chinese:nhi mein chinese hn Pagal:nhi tum american ho Chinese gusey se:han mein american hn . pagal: lagty to chinese

Lov story 1nce der ws a

LOV STORY: 1nce der ws a guy n a girl in a gud reltionship since 5yrs N luvd each other Guy was sincere n

Sultan rahi oye badmasha meri pehn da

Sultan Rahi: Oye Badmasha Meri Pehn Da DUPATTA Wapis Kr Mustufa Qureshi Chal o Chal Nai Denda Tu Ki Karen Ga? Sultan Rahi: oye

Tension denay k 2 asaan tareeqay hain

Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareeqay hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao. Aur

3 jaga mout nahi aati

3 jaga mout nahi aati. . . . . . . 1- Jannat mein . . . . . . . 2- jahannum mein

Sadqa denay say har balaa tal jaati

Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai… . . . .. . . . . . . . . Siwaye Us K Jo

Boys can never b satisfied with 3

Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,;-( *Mobile*;-( *Bike*;-( & *Girlfrnd*;-( bcoz There is always a better model available in future…..:-P:-

1997 larki se milna bohat mushkil

1997 larki se milna bohat mushkil tha waja us k 6 bhai ghur par hotai thai 2009 larki se milna bohat asaaan hai waja

Sardion ki shaam thi me ne

Sardion Ki Shaam thi Me ne us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha Me ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa ki nishani Hoti hy wo Hans

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Khan to bv oye kocha tum

Khan to BV Oye kocha tum beauty parlor ja k threading na karvaya karo’ BV- Q? Khan- Oye chota chota monchon k sath tum

Foreign country daughter dad i got

Foreign Country Daughter Dad: I Got Married Yestrday I Forget To Inform U . . . . . . . Dady: It’s ok my

Larkiammi ammi ye prosi ka larka mujhe

Larki:_Ammi Ammi ye prosi ka larka mujhe bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai, Ammi muskurai or boli_! Bilkul apne bap par gaya

Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile

Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu Q Nhi, Just A Minute .*Delete* *Delete* *Delete* Ye

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

1 aadmi hi ki nature samjh skta

1 Aadmi Hi Aadmi ki Nature.. Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye ! Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies suit chahiye Dukandar: Begum k liye chahiye ya

Arz kia hay jab bhe mehboob k

Arz kia hay…… Jab bhe mehboob k ghar k pas se guzarta hoo . . . . . . . . . . .

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas or ehem fesla karta hai to apni aankhen band karta hai, bohot sochta hai, apne dil ki

1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!’ 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly

1 man ap ka kutta to sher

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man: ye kameena sher hi hey, saala pyar wyaar k

Muslim ladyassalamo alikum molviyeh jannat main jayegi

Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christan lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere saat jaegi

Child doctor sy kea drd k bagair b

Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k dikhaon. Doctor-nikalo Child-HE HE HE HE

Clge me lecture chal raha tha 1

Clge me Lecture chal raha tha 1 ldka achanak uthkar clas k bhar gya Ltr:ye bahar Q gaya? Ldke ka dost: sir!usko nind me

Aisi kon c cheez hay k jo

Aisi kon C cheez hay k jo larki sirf pehanti hay Aur larka khata b hay or pehanta b hay. . .socho . .socho

1 indian or pakistani ki bv gum

1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV Gum hogai Pakistni:Teri BV kesi the? Indian:Blue Eyes Rosy Lips nazuk body Or Teri? Pakistani:meri ko goli

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

The rain makes all things beautiful grass

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Janwron ki party me chuha whisky pi

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha Whisky Pi K Tunn Tha Billi: Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati Chuha: Chali Ja Nhi

Larki maa aj rasty m kuch

larki: maa aj rasty m kuch lago ne merarape kr diya maa: haye ye kya ho gya ab to tu kuwari hi maa ban

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nasha hay ‘Farzana Wo to baad me pata chala, kamini Churs peti thi ROZANA. (‘.’) /{

Nhi yr bt wo nhi hy maine

Nhi yr bt wo nhi hy maine Amna ko pehle b smjhya tha k mere sath pyar ka drama na kre main sb jan

Wife main driver ko nokari se nikaal

Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj main dousri bar marte marte bachi houn… Husband: Begum, please.. “ussay Ek

Aladdin ka chiragh mila me ne

Aladdin ka chiragh mila! Me ne jin se bola: Mery sb frndz ka dimagh 10guna barha do! Jin hans kr bola: Multiplication doesnt apply

Dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota

dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota hai? fail hone par? nai pyar mein dhoka milne par? nai dil ko sabse zaida dard tab

K sheikh sarak par chal raha tha

Ék sheikh sarak par chal raha tha, achanak nichay jhuka or sark pr hath laga kr bola: ‘ Fittay Moonh, Loki thukk vi enj

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No

1 mithoo 0r us ka

*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur

Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6

ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . . . . . ALTAF bhai chahte hai ki BIGG

solid beizzztii boy you are

~ Solid Beizzztii ~ Boy: You Are My Drug Girl: Ahaaan, So You Are Addicted To Me ? ? ? Boy: No, You Ruin

Ek admi roz nai joti pehen kar

ek admi roz nai nai joti pehen kar ata tha us se us ke dost ne pocha ye tum kaha le ate ho wo

Research k motabiq dingue virus kia

Research k motabiq dingue virus kia hy? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I met money 1 day said u

I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,

You broke my heart

You Broke My Heart . . … . . I Broke Your Jaw Scores Settled..! =P =D

Aik chuti hathi k upar baith kr

Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa Jata Hai.! Usay Daikh k ChuÑti Boli . .

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi to sab larka apni chair sa uth ker usa jaga dena lga phr us ne kuch kaha

Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao

Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr Hi Q Khaon? ADMI Ki Wife: Abay Ye Totla

Mila wo ek din bhuja sa udasion

mila wo ek din bhuja bhuja sa, udasion mein rach basa sa, jo main ne poocha udas q ho? tum itne gum sum batao

Pia air hostess passenger se aaap khana

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aaap Khana Khayen ge…? Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….??? . . . …. . . . . Air Hostess:

Class room mein urdu grammer ki

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai’ is jumly mein ‘Umer’ kya

Doctor charsi se cigarette noshi insan

Doctor charsi Se Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai. . . . . . Charsi: Tay theek ae na… sanu keri

Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI

Best mom in world is punjabi who

Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom Who Never Let Her Child Cry Whenever She Sees Tears In Her Baby’s Eyes, She Says ‘Hun

night packages ne to hmen bhooka

*’* Night Packages Ne To Hmen Bhooka Maar Diya Hai, *’* FARAZ *’* *’* Jis Ghar Men B Daketi Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Pakistani k lea sher h suno pahle

PAKISTANI K LEA SHER H SUNO…. PAHLE THA PAKISTAN KA NARA K PAKISTAN ZINDABAD… AB H PAKISTAN KA NARA PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG…

wese main keh raha tha k

/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga Apko

ek ladki class me gana ga

*. .Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me! Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki

Obama humare pass britney shakira anejlina

Obama- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser ‘EMRAN HASHMI’ Hai.

Maa ny kaha facebook chor do abba

Maa ny kaha Facebook chor do! Abba ny kaha night pakg chor do! Doston ny kaha mobile sy Balance chorana chor do! Paro ny

Lahore ki larkiyan dholki bajati hain multan

Lahore Ki Larkiyan Dholki Bajati Hain Multan Ki Larkiyan Halwa Banati Hain Faisla Bad Ki Larkiyan Kachorian Banati Hain Karachi Ki Larkiyan Pagal Banati

Britishcan u swim sindhino britishdog is better

British:Can u Swim? Sindhi:No British:Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Sindhi:Can u Swim? British:Yes Sindhi:Den Whats the Differnc btwn u & Dog..

Shah jahan ne taj mehal kiher khirkiher

Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehal kiHer khirki,Her deewar,Her meenar,Her chez ko dekha, Aur bola. Maa kasam, bohot kharcha hogya bachi k chakar me..

A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a

A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a clerk in a hotel He kises hr fngrs & asks Wat can I do 4U?Girl:jst tel d

Father 10th class ke baad ab tum

Father: 10th class ke baad ab tum kya karna chahte ho? Beta: BCA! Father: Very good! Par yeh BCA hota kya hai? . .

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya

aqal mand aur samaj dar

*. . .Aqal Mand Aur Samaj Dar Admi Jb Koi Khas Aur Eham Faisla Krta Hy, To Apni Ankhein Band Krta Hy, Bohat Sochta

What will you call a person jis

What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab Ho Gai ho?? any guess? nahi pata? simple !

Teacher cheel ko english me kia kehte

Teacher: Cheel ko english me kia kehte hain ? Asad:Eagle Teacher: Agr cheel beemar hojae to ? Asad: illegal..

Agar koi khan sahb apko dekh k

Agar koi KHAN Sahb Apko Dekh k Muskuraye To iska kya Matlab Hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Teri Markeet

Ye magic winters me krne ka hai

Ye magic winters me krne ka hai 1glas me thnda pani lain or usy apny qreb bethy shaks pe dal den Wo thnda pani

Newz alrt barish hony or mosum

NEWZ ALRT.. Barish hony or mosum khosh gawar hony ke waja sy bachiyan chatoon py aagai hn. Larkon sy guzarish hy k srif apni

Boy abu muje moter cycle le

Boy : Abu Muje moter cycle le kr dain. Baap: ALLAH Ne do Tangain kis lie di Hain? . . . . . .

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat pe ay ‘DAINGI’ machar, zra Zardari ko lar k dikao hum b manein ge |'(‘:’) | )

If you are in tension nothing

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will

Pathan peheli ek shaks ne shadi ki

pathan peheli: ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey ba’d apni BV ko talaq diya batao kiyoo? Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi

Why american names are like jackson wilson

Why American Names Are Like JACKSON WILSON MARKSON ROBINSON KENSON ANDERSON DAVIDSON JEMSON JOHNSON Bcoz Mom Cant Remembr WHO Is WHOSE SON

1 dehati ne fivestar hotel chaye

1 Dehati ne five_star hotel chaye ka orde r dia, Waiter ne 1 choty se cup me chaye di, Dehati 1 sans me chaye

Sardar ke peeche kutta pada woh pareshaan

SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA, TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA

1 building k 110th floor pr 3

1 Building K 110th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy,1 Din Lift khrab Thi,UnhoNe Serhiyo Se Upr Jane Ka Fesla Kia,Boriat Se Bachny K

1 andha police me bhrti hony k

1 Andha Police Me Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Oficer Ne Pucha Tumhy Hm Kis Lye Rakhen? Andhy Ne Jawab Dya Andha Dhun Firing

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina mehnat k, Bas call karain aur batayain GIRLFRIEND ka

Aey emaan waalon kaise ho

Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Tv on karo abhi abhi government

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Geo ki taaza taza reporttaliban nay karachi

GEO ki taaza taza Report ‘TALIBAN’ nay Karachi may Samandar ko aag laga di GEO to aise GEO ‘Lambi Lambi Chor K GEO” ‘GEO’

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Larka apne papa sepapa m apni girl

Larka apne papa se Papa m apni girl friend ko kia don Papa. Wo dikhne m kasi h? Larka:WonderfulBeautifulSmartCuteNazuk pari Papa Mera number dedo

1 machhar ne admi ko din me

1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te ho… Machhar:- Zardari ka dor hai dear, ghar k

Yaha b ho ga waha ab to

yaha b ho ga waha b ho ga ab to sary jaha me ho ga kiya? soooji ka halwa happy shanab

Although pakistan is a corrupt country

Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D

Kid aunty mummy ne chini mangi

Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne ? ? Kid :