Q: What does ‘pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por’ mean?

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A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number

’55 44 54 54′

Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai. Maa Ne Waja Poochhi To, Larki Boli: Larka To Kangla Nikla. Ghar Rent Ka Tha. Bike Loan Pe Thi. Blackberry Mobile China Ka Tha. Or To Or Larka Pakistan Me Job…

Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi.

Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha aur pucha:

Bhai ye Book wapis kon karne ayega …

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,

Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,

Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,

Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain?

Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain

Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao

Boy: wo cricket khailne gaye hain

Man: tmhari ami to hon gi na?

Boy: wo shoping krne gai hain

Man(ghusay se): phir tm ghar kya kr rahe ho, kahin chale jao.

Boy: uncle main b apne dost k ghar aya hua hun.

Sign board at a pakistani petrol pump.

Please Don’t smoke here!

we know your life has no value but Perol is very Expensive’

Aik Nurse ka Mangetar usay bari hasrat se:

‘Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish Aata to main tumhare ward may admit hota,

Tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jaata’,

Nurse: Jaan tumhay mere paas koi hadsa nahi balkay moajza he la sakta hai,

kyun k main Delivery ward may hoti hoon’ 😉

Son: Papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada bhi aap ko marte the…?

Dad: han bilkul

Son: phir 1 baat batao?

Ye khandani Haramipan kb tk chalega?

Washroom Songs!

In Case Of Normal:

‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’

In Case Of Lose Motions:

‘Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk’

In Case Of Kabz:

‘Na Tu Aay Gi

Na Hi Chain Ayega’

In Case Of Gas Trouble:

‘Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De’

Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom

Juda Ho K Bi

Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai

AJNABI: beta thora pani milega?

Bcha:lassi ho jae to?

AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy

AJNABI 5 Glass lassi pi k bola:

tmhre Ghr me koi Lassi nhi pita?

Bcha: pite to hyn, lekn aj lassi me chpkli gir gai thi

AJNABI ne Pyala zamin pr de Mara

Bcha rote huy: Ami

Inho ne pyala tor dia Hmara Kutta Pani kis me piye ga

Indian cricket team or toilet me kia similarity hay??

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Kuch nahi wahan per bhi DHONI hay or yahan per bhi DHONI hay………

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send
Karona mera balance end ho gaya hai,
Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!
Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone walo ka
Damad nahi
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No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye

Kuch Ehem Advises:

1. Khud ko Mobile main

itna na Mashghool Rakho k;

…Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye

Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay..

2. Bike Chalatay huay

kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,

Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai..

3. Koshish karo k

Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na karo,

Direct Sir Phaar do..

4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,

Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul

SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA,

WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA,

SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA,

TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are…

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho?

2 Man: ye kameena sher hi hey,

saala pyar wyaar k chakkar me parr gaya tha to shakal kuttay jesi hogay.

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas or ehem fesla karta hai to apni aankhen band karta hai, bohot sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimag ko use karta hai, aur aakhir main wohi karta hai jo…

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Uski biwi kehti hai..! 😀 😀

wife:ager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi pahari pay charny mein kamyaab ho gai to ap mujhey kia dein gay?

husband:dhakka

‘ TODAY’S QUESTION ‘

Lrki zyada sachi muhabbat krti ha ya lrka?

Koi kahega larka

To

Koi kahega larki

Mgr

Mere hisab sa

2no he,

Kameenay hote hain…

Akbar:Anarkali tuje kia chahiye

Taj ya Takht.

Jahapanah muje na hi taj chaiye na takht .

Bas aik connection chahiya…..

UPS ka……..

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya

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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae….:

Pathan 60th Birthday

Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai?

Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,

Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya. 🙂

Cutiest Proposal:

Prep Clas Kids;

Boy:Oye Tu Mele Shath Shadi

Kale Gi?

Girl:Nhi

Boy:Pleesh

girl;Naee Na

Boy:Maan Jao Na

Pleesh

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Meli Pyali Behan Nai Ho..

Its Very Hard Time On Pak Comedians.

Firstly

Liaquat Soldier

Mastana,

Babbu Baral

And Now Moen Akhter

Passed Away Within A Week.

Now I’m Afraid About

Altaf Bhai:-)

Boy:

‘Excuse me

Girl: Jee

Boy:

‘Aap ko mene kahin dekha hai.

Girl:

Ji bilkul Main UNIT # 136 ki unit incharge hun

Boy:

Acha Behan Maaf karna Wrong number :

(‘-‘)/

)(

/ ‘BHAI’ ne kia aesa jaadu

Larkian hui Beqabu….

Ustad: Agr men tmhary walid ko Rs.5000 dun

unko 2000 ki zarurat ho to we kitne wapas denge?

stnd: 1 b nai.

Ustad: tm hisab nai jante

Stnd: Tusi mere aby nu nai jande………

pakistan da sab to wadda chwal insaan kon ha..

ye jan,ny k liya daikhiya aj raat theek 11 bajy….

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sheesha

Maah-e-Ramzan Ki Aamad Mubarak.

You are Invited on 21st Roza

at Lasania Restaurant

Islamabad

K Paas Wali Masjid Main. 🙂

EmplOyee: I Need Salary Increment..

3 Other Companies Are After Me.

Boss: Really?

Which Three?

EmplOyee:

Electricity, TelephOne & Credit Card…!!

saas: aj sy tm mujy ami or apny susar ko abu kaho gi.Bahu g samj gai. sham ko uska husband gr aya to boli AMMi g bhai jan gr a gay hen.

college wali

masale dar:

office wali

narum narum:

muhale wali

garma garam:

aap kya samjhaye?

may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

Osama apni zindagi main 5 Bar mara gya hy

1990 me

1996 me

2000 me

2003 me

aur aaj phir 2011 main mara gya

‘ OSAMA aye k

STAR-PLUS da Mr.BAJAJ

1 American, 1 Chinese aur

1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.

Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.

American:

Ye NASA Ki Building hai

Chinese:

Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He

Pakistani:

Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar

Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Aey December!

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Teri Mehrbani Hun Lang v Ja… Messegan Ne Te Mat Maari Hoi Ae:-p

Most used alphabet ‘A’

does not appear in the spelling

from 1 to 999!!!!

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Ab Count karty Rahen or hoty rahain Heran!!!!!!

Ek larka cinema me film dekhne gya 7 wali seat pe ek bari b beth gaen un k pas COKE ki bottle thi wo film k doran her 10 mint pe ek sip letin 2hrs bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek hi sans me khali kar k bola AP SE KHATM NAHI HORAHI THI ME NE KHATM KAR DI
Bari b bolin
me to is me paan thook rahi thi.;-)

hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u r … how lovely u r … but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel…

Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki…

Next cricket world cup Jitne wali team

hogi…

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Are niche kya dekh rahe hu…

ye ek afwah hain..

Lrka apni Girl Friend se:

Meri Bachi

Meri shonu

Meri Gurya

Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?

Bolo Baby

Girl:

Kamine Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai…

Bacha Dadi Se:

Kya Hum hmesha 5 rhenge?

Aap,Papa,Mom,Baji aur Mai.

Dadi:

Nhi Tumari shadi hogi to hum 6 ho jynge.

Bacha:

Phr Baji ki Shadi hogi to phr 5 ho jynge.

Dadi Pyar se:

Tmara Beta ho jyega to phr 6 hojyege.

Bacha:

Tum Mar jaogi to hum phr 5 hojyege

Dadi:

Haram khor so ja chup kr k 😛

A Great Quote By Me

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Agar Logon Ko Tum Se Koi Masla Hai..

Tou Hamesha Yaad Rakho K

Yeh Unka Masla Hai,

Tumhara Nahi…!!! 🙂 =D

Aik’GUJAR’Ki gaaey (cow) Masjd Men Ghus Gai

Molvi Sahib Ne’GUJAR’Ki Khub Bezti Ki,

‘GUJAR’ Bola

Jan Deo Molvi Sab Janwar C Aa Gya,

Saano Kdi

Vekhia Je..?:

*’* Sardar Ghussy S. waiter! Chiken Biryani Men Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?

Waiter. Saab, Gulab Jaaman M Konsa Gulab Hota Hai.

Sardar. A V Sahi He, Sorry yar.

Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne ? ?

Kid : Ager woh kimini na de to Pinky Aunty se le aana.

Lagta Hai SMS K liye Ab Application Likhni Paregi. ??

Theek Hai Ye Bhi Karlete Hain…

To,

The Kanjoos,

I Beg To Say That I M Waiting For Ur SMS

Bari barsi khatan gaya c

khat k lyanda pjama,

jera ae msg par k pangarha na pavay o

apni mashoq de bachyan da Mama.
Brrrrrrrrrrr.
Chak de phatey Pa Pangra.

Dear Girls,

If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION

Just To Text You Back ..

Marry Him?

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…Dear Boys,

If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL

POLISH Just To Text You Back ..

Marry Her?

A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE

1 Mölvi sheela ki jawani song dekh raha tha,

Ek Shks ne dekha or bola: Molvi sahab ap bhi?

Mölvi: ‘Pagal k Bache Mey is ko Näfrat ki Nigaah sy dekh raha hon’.

Sardar2 pandit: ye sar pe choti kyo?

pandit: ye ANTENNA he,isse ache vichar ate he

SARDAR: Kmal he mere sr pr Dish Tv he fir b kuch nhi ata

Girl,

Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga

Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Bap Hoga

Boy:

Khuda kare teri zuban sachi ho

Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho..B-);-)

A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom..

Ah

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Haaccchhii?

She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P

TEACHER: Y R U LATE???

ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME???

STUDENT: JHUND MAIN to KUTTEY ATY HAIN.

SHER TO AKELA ATA HAI-:(

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabr thandak pohncha skta hai.

Bijli ki bajaye agr hr ghar me bhang istemal ki jai to load shedding se jan churrai ja sakti hai…!

(Feeka Charsi ki Media se Guftagu)

Facebuk wants to 9 Whtx on my mind?

Twitter wants to 9 Wht I’m doin?

Foursquare wants to 9 Where I’m?

Dis internet has trned in2 a crazy posesive Girlfrnd =P

Sorry Apki Nend Distrab Ki,

Lekin Kia kron Abi Abi ALLAMA IQBAL Mere Khwab Me Aye Aur Kaha,

Soi Hui Qaum ko Jaga 2 Aur Khud Silent Lga Kr So Jao.

MAY ALLAH BLESS OUR HOMELAND WITH PEACE N PROSPERITY.

AMEEN

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss Cabin
Colleague Asked:what happened?
She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50 Pages 2 type.

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye.

Larki khush ho k boli:

Wow!

Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?

Jaadugar:

Nahi Pagli Tu Chimgadar ban gai:-

Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.
Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karo
HusbNd bola: salam Susar g;-)

Larka larki dekhne gaya.

Thodi der chup baithne ke bad larka bola:

English handle kr leti ho na?

Larki sharmate huay boli:

Nimko sath ho to desi b chalti hai.

Boss: Tm kitni Salary Chahte ho.?

Man: 50,000+Car+Flat

Boss: Ma Tmhen 1Lac+2Cars+ 3Flats Donga

Man:Sir Q Mazaq kr Rhy hain

Boss: Shuru kisny kia tha…

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he?

Crsh

Nahin

Ammi ki awaz ati hy,

‘Pano,Pano”

Lantio 1 v na chado

Tuade soury aan ge te rooh afza LOTAY ch piyavan gi.

An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat ..

Conductor: ‘So kind of you that you give me those nuts to eat. why don’t you eat them urself?

OLD LADY:’i don’t hav teeth to munch them.

CONDUCTOR:’then why did you buy them?’

OLD LDY:’i just love the chocolate around them! 😛

Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna rahin thi…faraz?

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.O Zra Zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

*’* Night Packages Ne To Hmen Bhooka Maar Diya Hai,

*’* FARAZ *’*

*’* Jis Ghar Men B Daketi Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Jaag Hi Raha Hota Hai.

DAAKU Association… *’*

1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA 1 GHANTE SE POCH RHA HAI K.? HAPPY NEW YEAR’KI NAMAZ KITNE BAJY HAI………….BUSH

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Dwight Morrow

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

G i r l s

Are So Beautiful,

Loving, Caring

And Understanding

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‘.JPG’ Format… =P =D

[Peace Ladies]

1997

larki se milna bohat

mushkil tha

waja us k 6 bhai ghur par hotai thai

2009

larki se milna bohat asaaan hai

waja

us k 6 bhai

cheeeni ki line mein

lagai hein …………..

One Day Rajnikant Participated

In A Bike Race.

So Amazing Tha They Won

The Race In..

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Neutral Gear….

ak student ne MBA ka form fill krty ho peon sy pocha Jnab yeh university kesi hy?

peon bola: boht achi hy main ny b idr sy he MBA kia tha.

Laila ne majnu ko 1 drakht k pechay dekha or boli

Tum majnu hona?

Majnu bola hn

Phir kuch dair bad usay jharioun k pechay dekha to boli

Tum majnu hona?

Wo bola hn

Phr kuch dair bad usay dewar k pechay dekha or kaha

Tm majnu hona?

Majnu bola

HAAN

Haan kamini

Mein Majnu hun

”TATTI’ krne degi k nai.?

Why American Names Are Like

JACKSON

WILSON

MARKSON

ROBINSON

KENSON

ANDERSON

DAVIDSON

JEMSON

JOHNSON

Bcoz

Mom Cant Remembr WHO Is WHOSE SON

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

{k,k}

Meri DOSTI ko Dil may chupa lena,

Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena..

Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~

Khuda k waste “TUM” zaroor “Neha Lena..!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai,

Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai

Udhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai

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Msg Delete kar do Shair khtam ho gya hai…

wife:

Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,

Husband:

Tum meri zindgi ho

Wife: Or, or kya?

Husband: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pay.

Father:

TumNe University K 4 Saal Me Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha?

Son:

W.11 Ki Chatt Pe Taiz Hawaon Me 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE Jalana. 😀

Main nay 2 Faislay Kiye Hain,

Pehla:Aaj say Kisi Ajnabi Larki ko Lift nahi Karaonga

OR

Dosra:Aaj say Kisi Larki ko Ajnabi nahi Samjhon ga:D:D;)

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k

bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo

shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,

A££ah k naam pe de de BaBa. Ha ha ha

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Hum MOHABAT walay,
ap HUSN walay.

Hum DiL walay,
aap DOLAT walay.

Hum SMS karne walay,

OR

Aap Free me parh k MUSKURANE walay.

Faqir:

Kuch Khana DeDo

Admi:

Tamatr Khao

Faqir:

Roti DeDo

Admi

Tamatr Khao

Faqir:

Tamatr Hi Q Khaon?

ADMI Ki Wife:

Abay Ye Totla Hy

Keh Rha Hy

KAMA Kar Khao!

Doctr Shekh K Pichy Bhag Raha Tha
Logon N Pocha;
Kya Hua
Doctr:4 Bar Aisa Hua
Sala Dimaagh K Opration K Bahaney Aata H
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata H.

Kbi kbi

YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya

Jb k hr bar maine Hi dia tha Rakshy ka kiraya

/(”,)

‘..(‘O main to Awien Awien Awien lut gaya.

1 Admi Apny Dost Sy:

Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy?

Dost:

1 Dukan Kholi Thi Par 6 Maah Sy Jail Mei Hy.

Admi:

Wo Kyun?

Dost:

Dukan ‘HATHORAY’ Sy Kholi Thi.

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to

6 inch ki kar deti hai

Jaisay..

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‘Chapaati’

Think positive yar

Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.

Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.’….. (‘ ‘,)

A sweet poem 4 u

Eat with butter

cut with cutter

when u forgot me

you

will

definitly

fall in gutter

dhharaaaam

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha.

Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha.

Mere Zawal se Pehle wo Mujhko Chhor Gaya.

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Kameena to Tha He Lekin Zaleel Bhi Tha.

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`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai

Ya udas hai

Ya roothi hwi ha

To

Ye naQsh usko send karo aur wo is ka wird kry INSHA ALLAH

Khush ho jaye gi,

*0*3*2*1*8*8*0*0*3*1*7*

HaQ BaBa

Sach BaBa.

(NOTE):-*

Baba G k naqsh mei tabdeeli krna begarti hy.

Aoa, To All My Friends And Cousins…

I Have A Good News For All Of You. I M Here To Announce That My ‘MARRIAGE’ Has Been Decided By The Grace Of Almighty Allah On 15 May.

Mehndi: 14 May @ 9pm

Barat: 15 May @ 10pm

…Walima: 16 May @ 8pm

Thanx.

Note: Year Will Be Decided Soon… 🙂

Zndagi me Jb Tumko koi Rasta Dikhai

Na De, koi Manzil Dikhai Na De,

Koi Apna Dikhai Na De,

Tu Tum Mere Pas ana me Tmko Aankho k

doctor K Pas Le Jaon Ga.

k,k

Boy Was Sitting In A Park

Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend

Old Man Came: Kia Ye Humari

Tehzeeb Hy ? ?

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Boy: Nahi Uncle Ye Meri Class

Fellow Sara Hy . . . =P =D

1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya

REASON:

Wo zid ker raha tha k main ne

14 August pe Silencer nlkaal k jahaaz uraana hai…

Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy?

Girl: 20 yrs.

Boy: tum ny 5 saal pehle b yehi batai thi.

Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain

Larky wale:

Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai

LarKi wale:

Abi to larKi perh rahi hai

LarKy wale:

Hmara beta Konsa bacha hai Jo Kitaben phaar dega..

jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen

faraz

wo log kbhi toot kr bikhra nhi krty

*JOKE*

Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’

Husband: ‘How do you know?’

Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her pocket money these days.’B-)