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Larkaburqay wali ko cherty huy jaha

Larka(burqay wali ko cherty huy) Jaha Sabzi waha DAALDA Kesi ho Meri KHALIDA? Burqay Wali: Ghor se Dekh K Manhoos na daalda na khalida

An english philosopher says 1 ansu

An English Philosopher says, 1 Ansu, blood k 30 Drops k equal hai , Agr koi ap k liye Rota ha, Its mean, Wo

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Aik gadha dosre seyar mera malik muje

aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi jata?Pehla:bhaag to me jaon lekin mere malik ki bari

Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor

Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do, wo ‘KABARI’ hai, bekaar cheez par nazar rakhna uski

Why pakistani girls are not in sport

WHy pakistani Girls are not in Sport ? Only 10% are playing hockey . chess , tennis . cricket. beacuse ,,,, The other 90

2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi

2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi Ye Mera Hai Phr Dono Aik Dosray K Bal

Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle

Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand please speak in english. Lady: my londa is gironda

Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Aik pathan ney aik american se kaha

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha

A student called up his physics professor

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor.. His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said ‘He Died Last Week’.. Next Day Student Called Again..

Interesting thing about tom jerry

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry ..?? . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

A hot secretary came angrily out of

A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u free tonight?I said ya & —– gave me 50

Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain

Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain… . . . . . . . . . . . . 1)Subah ki neend 2) Dupaeher ki

Pakistani police mtrcycle wala sir g

Pakistani Police MtrCycle Wala: Sir G’ Mery kaghzat to pury hen Phr CHALLAN kyo.? Police: Sohneya..’ DOUBLE SAWARI khul gai a te toon kalla

Obama humare pass britney shakira anejlina

Obama- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser ‘EMRAN HASHMI’ Hai.

Ghar se bhagi larki kuch dino k

Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai. Maa Ne Waja Poochhi To, Larki Boli: Larka To

Mery dant mai keera tha doctr ny

Mery dant mai keera tha Doctr ny kha kuch din sirf chae & rass khao 1hfta chae rass khae 1din srf chae pi rha

Height of illiteracy you take a

Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake.

Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..pehlay koi maulvi tu

A girl in a book shop

A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left

Sardar2 pandit ye sar pe choti kyo

Sardar2 pandit: ye sar pe choti kyo? pandit: ye ANTENNA he,isse ache vichar ate he SARDAR: Kmal he mere sr pr Dish Tv he

Ek bhoot dosre se kitny ejib bat

Ek BHOOT Dosre BHOOT se: Kitny Ejib bat hai!! Admi Mar Jata hai to BHOOT ßan Jata hy, Magar! Aurat Marnay k Bad ßhi

Maalik 2 nokar is mehngai k

MaaLik 2 Nokar : Is mehngai k dor may Parathay pay is Qadar Ghee??Kya hogya hai tumhay? Noker:Maaf kijiye ga, GhaLti say mera Paratha

Police wala ek student ko pakr leta

police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do POLICE:tm bina licence k motar cycle chalte ho? STUDENT:ni

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Agar zindagi mai agy bhrna hai to

Agar zindagi mai Agy bhrna hai to apnay se agay waly ki shalwar utar do Wo sharm se wahin beth jaega or tm agy

Gogayar sadi miss kehndi ay k majj

Gogayar sadi MISS kehndi ay k majj da dood pean nal démag tez honda ay pappu GApp mardi ayje ae gal hondi tey apna:

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

You broke my heart

You Broke My Heart . . … . . I Broke Your Jaw Scores Settled..! =P =D

Sardar on phone doctor my wife

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her

Clge me lecture chal raha tha 1

Clge me Lecture chal raha tha 1 ldka achanak uthkar clas k bhar gya Ltr:ye bahar Q gaya? Ldke ka dost: sir!usko nind me

Tv on karo abhi abhi government

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

1 sheikh ko current lag gya logon

1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia Or pocha k tabiyat kesi hy? Sheikh bola: mujay

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula ker pucha: Beta ye kon sa jaga hy? Lerka:

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

Yad rakhoosubha uth kr 2 kam kia

Yad rakhoo..subha uth kr 2 kam kia karo. 1st shukar ada karo key tum zinda ho. 2nd Lux sey nahya karo ta ke dusrey

Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? k,k

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka pepsodent

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka.. Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.. Bindass

bhul gae ya bhulana chahty ho

*’* Bhul Gae Ya Bhulana Chahty Ho, *’* Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chahty Ho, *’* Aazma Liya Ya Aazmana Chahty Ho, Ek Mesg

2 choohay darakht pe bethay thay

2 Choohay Darakht pe bethay thay. Neeche se ek Hathi guzra.. Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira.. Doosra chooha bola: ‘Daba k rakh salay

Aoa to all my friends and cousins

Aoa, To All My Friends And Cousins… I Have A Good News For All Of You. I M Here To Announce That My ‘MARRIAGE’

Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k

Malkin tum safai theek se nhii kertiiwo

Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii KertiiWo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi .

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,

Mummy jo mera sabse zyada kehna mane

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi. Kids: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi

Sardar college ki ladki se bola

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Sardar : pagal

1 african apni famly k sath jungle

1 African apni famly k sath Jungle mein rehta tha, 1 din usay Jungle se 1 Shesha mila, Wo smjha k us k baap

Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya

Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi: Aaj wo mujhay gift mein kitaab de gaya hay

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash

Ab to macher bi hum se badmash hongae hen faraz Khte hn katne de warna Lahore se apne target killer bolwata hu

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi

Ye sun kr to mere hosh hi ur gaye ‘FARAZ’ . . Jb kaam wali masi light jane pr ek dum se boli .

1 bacha zong k office ja kar

1 bacha zong k office ja kar larki ko I LOVE U kehta hai, LARKI: tumhari himmat kaise hui? BACHA: Aap hi to kehte

Sign board out side of a repairing

Sign board out side of a repairing shop… ‘We can repair anything from calculator to tractor. To contact us,knock the door loudly. Bell is

Larka larki dekhne gaya thodi der

Larka larki dekhne gaya. Thodi der chup baithne ke bad larka bola: English handle kr leti ho na? Larki sharmate huay boli: Nimko sath

Subah sham teri yaad aati hai sari

Subah sham teri yaad aati hai, sari sari raat jagati hai, karne ko to karlu phone tujhe, par customer care ki ek ladki hai,

2006 main shops notice likha hota tha

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, “Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak” Aur 2011 Ke Notice Main, “Udhar Band Hai Judge

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye. Japani ny urti hui Makhi ka sar qalam kar

Larki ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy

Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai, Ammi muskurai or boli: Bara badmash hai, Bilkul

Boy mom aaj mera dost ghar aa

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai…. ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who

Ladysaari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikhato

LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi. DUKANDAAR: madam Ji, aap ‘Suraakh’dikha dayn to, Saari apko free may de

Boys bed room before marriage perfumes

Boy’s bed Room: Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, CD Player & CDs, Greeting Cards, Air Freshners,Books of poetry. Mobile phone, diff sims vid diff

App mujhay aik jaga se boht payary

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se boht Payary Lagtay hain ? Maloom hai kahan say ? Door se!=)

Pathanyaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti

1 second mein laakh gaaliaya sunnay ka

1 Second mein 1 Laakh Gaaliaya Sun,nay Ka Tareeqa : . . . . . . . . . . MAA Sadqey…. Enna shoq

1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv

?1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 pee rahe ho? shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he,1 meri & 1 mere dost

Admi najoomi se meri shadi q nahi

Admi NAJOOMI se: Meri shadi q nahi ho rahi? NAJUMI: Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat me dukh nahi likhe to me kiya karon

Ghajani effecta boy opens his tiffin box

Ghajani effect‘A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road’ y? He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back…

Asman pe badil kam ho to barish

Asman pe badil kam ho to barish nahi hoti Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Asman pe badil kam ho to barish

Girl n boy were siting alone in

Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster.. Boy-Runaway Ur Father Is Coming!!!

If u save this msg it means

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that

Aath anay ka internet card chal meri

Aath Anay Ka Internet Aath Anay Ka Card Chal Meri Company Chala Internet Card Net Ki Pehli Gali Pehli Gali May Hotmail Milii Hotmail

Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil

Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam” tintu: ”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”

Ek badsha ne apne likhe huye shaer

Ek badsha ne apne likhe huye sha’er ksi mshoor shair ko sunaye Shair ne kaha:apka kalam acha nai ha Badsha ye sun kr boht

i o o corolla xli 2011

_____ _/___I______ ‘-o——-‘-o–‘ Corolla XLI 2011 Bhej Raha Hoon Ham Doston Se Koi Hisab Nahin Krte. .* . . Kapra Mar K Wapas Bhej

Beta papa aj meri mis ny aisa

Beta: Papa aj meri mis ny aisa sawal pocha jis ka jawab sirf mery pas tha Sardar: Oye shabash putar, kia sawal tha? Beta:

Behan ki rukhsati me uska bhai bola

Behan ki Rukhsati me Uska Bhai Bola Papa Baji Ro Rhi hain Jiju To Nhi Ro Rhe.! Papa: Beta Baji To Gate Tk Roengi

2 do mendak baat kar rahe

2) Do Mendak Baat Kar Rahe the: Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Pehla

Aey emaan waalon kaise ho

Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kaise Ho

A msg to all tall and cute

A Msg To All Tall And Cute Gals . . . . . . Hello How Are You 😛 ?

China cricket q nai khelta k

china cricket q nai khelta?? . . . . . q k technical problem ha. . . sb k face 1 jese hain jo

Plz plz plz plz plz plz

Plz. plz.. plz… Plz…. Plz….. Plz…… Plzzz… Plzzzzz……… P L Z…. …. P L E A S E ”” yeh button press krna bnd

A guy picks up a girl for

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..? Girl: I promised my mom that

1 bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai

1 Bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai sham se Ghar Nahi aaya LaaL Rung ki chaddi pehna hua hai. Jis kisi ko Milay fouran,

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo

1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA 1 GHANTE SE POCH RHA HAI K.? HAPPY NEW

Dr tbiat kesi hy abmariz pehle se

Dr. Tbiat kesi hy ab?Mariz! Pehle se ziada khrab hyDr. Dawai khali thi?Mrz: Nhi dawa ki sheeshi to bhri hui thi,Dr: I mean dawai

Aise larke aur larkiyan jin k

Aise Larke Aur Larkiyan Jin K Rishtey Na Aate Hon, Ya Rishtey Reject Ho Jate Hon, Ya Rishtey Aate Hon Magar Baat Na Banti

commerce ki larki kisi larky ko

*’* Commerce Ki Larki Kisi Larky Ko Jab Gali De to Kesy gali De Gi, 1. Salay Disonour Cheque, 2. zameen Pe Liability, 3.

Pakistani to american tum choron k sath

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney

Famous actress meera apna result dekh kar

Famous actress Meera apna result dekh kar… Kya…??? Me fail ho gayi… Aur wo bhi English me…? Dispossible…

Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . . ‘USB’ 🙂

Cheel uri kawwa ura maina uri

cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap ko bi ura diya

Arz kia hai khushiyan milen tumhen qadam

Arz Kia Hai.. Khushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam, Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam! Bura Laga? Plz Naraz Mat Hona. Acha Dusra Shair Suno

Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn

Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kabhi

jin larko aur larkiyon ki

*. . .Jin larko aur larkiyon ki shadi nhi horahi he Unko chahiye k hr namaz k bad ye amal karen inshaallah faida hoga.

Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta

Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta tha.. 1 jugnu ne dekh k pucha ‘tu abi tk ghar nhi gaya? Bulbul: zantalaqa ta kho

Larki meri ammi ko tum boht pasnd

LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho. . . . Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se

Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI