Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota

Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy?

Fail hony pr?

nae

Pyar main dhoka milny pr?

nae

Chot lgny pr?

nae..

Dil ko sb sy zaida dard hota hy jb mobile

chargng pe lga k jao aur 2 ghanty

bad a kr dkho to switch hila hua ho

1 utt wqt me 80 rotian khata

1 ßutt 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.

Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.

Pehla show shuro hua,

us ne 80 rotian kha li

agla show 1 hour bd shuro hwa or us ne phr 80 rotiyn kha li.

Log bht heran thyor 3rd show k lie or ziyda rush ho gia.

1 hour bd jb 3rd show shro hona tha tu wo ghaib ho gia.

Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghr pohnche to wo betha roti kha rha tha.

Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:

Hun main naukri hi krda rawan,

roti na khawa..

Top2 larkian ek dosray ko gift

Top2

Larkian Ek dosray ko gift krti hain

Flower

Perfume

Necklece

Ring

Larky Ek dosray ko kya dete hen.

‘Ay le bachi da number. Bus mera na dasen’

Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere

‘JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.

me kokaf ka jin hon koi

Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.’

Dear radio we want to

Dear Radio ,

We Want To Hear

Music

Not Two Idiots Talking =P

Sincerely,

Every Annoyed Music Lover

Ap k lye america se rishta aya

Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya hay
bohut achy log hain
Baap Hardware may hay.
Maa Software may hay.
Bhai Footwear may hay.

Aur larki sirf

underwear may hay

A boy is sitting in a park

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend

old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?

boy: nahi ye paroos wali salma ha

Sheikh ki dukan pe likha tha

Sheikh KI DUKAN

PE LIKHA THA

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Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar k logon ko dia jaEga

wo b unkAy

waliden se pooch kar

Kidabbu jb aap fail ho jate the

Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the

Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the

Kid:Pr jb dada fail ho jate to?

Abbu:To un k walid sahab unka ser phor dete the.

Kid:Abbu me exam me fail hogaya hun agr aap mujhse tawun krein to ye khandani dehshat gardi humsha k liye khatam ho

Cid crime scene lady rahul mera

C.I.D CRIME SCENE

LADY: Rahul mEra Bhai tha

DAYA: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai tha?

LADY: Ha.. Rahul mEra Bhai tha

ACP: Rahul Such mE tmhara Bhai tha?

LADY: ha sir.. Wo mEra Bhai tha

ABHIJEET: My g0d..!

Iska mtlb ..

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Tm Rahul Ki Behan h0?? 😀

Z kutta haaye jab saabiq sadar

Z Kutta Haaye Haaye

Z Kutta Haaye Haaye

Jab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam Ne Gaali Di Thi

To Unho Ne Isteefa De Diya Tha.

Samajh TO Gaye Ho Gey.

Fwd If You Love Your Pakistan and Your Nation.

Reporter meera g hum ne suna hai

Reporter:

meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain?

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Meera:

oH my gaad,

ap ne bilkul ghalat suna hai,

i dont drink cigrette… =D

Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi

Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye,

Aik Biwi jo piyar de,

Aik Biwi jo acha khana banaey,

Aik Biwi jo uski Khidmat kare,

Aur

ye Teeno

Biwiyaan

Mil

kar

Rahen.

Boy tm shadi ke bad apne liye

Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na,

Girl: Aray Nahi main aisi larki nahi

Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena;-)

hands up

(””””””)

/ /@””’

”’ Hands Up

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/ )..)..pooon..

/ /

hahahaha

jigarr pani wala pistol hai.

teri to hawa hi nikal gayi

3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe

3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.
”’thaaaa”’
us ne apne aagy wale se pocha.
‘Goli tenu vajji a?’
us ne kaha ‘nai’.
usne apne peechy wale se pocha.
‘Te fer Goli tenu vajji a?’
wo b bola ‘nai’
wo khud neechy gir gya:
‘Le fer Menu e vajji oou’..

True luv story a mosquito

True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love

Wid Each Other

1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria

&

Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu

kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na

*. .Kamzoor dil

walay yeah msg na parhein

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‘DOST’

3000 ka balance

to dalwa do.:-D

Pakar hath mein daba mat oh ho

Pakar Pakar

Hath Mein Pakar

Daba Mat

Oh Ho

Qtry Gr Rhy Hein

Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le

Aaha

Ab Batao Mza Aya Na

Rasgulla Khanay ka:-

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stoped his Bike

Girl asked: Why?

Boy come close

She felt shy

He told in her ear

DHAKKA MAAR

PETROL KHATTAM HO GEYA

Budget 2015 chawal 1 rupay k 2

Budget 2015

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paise ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 Drops,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Zaroori Note:Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khareedega,usay Asli Desi Ghee ki Khushbu Muft sunghai jayegi.

Aur

Petrol Free dekhaya jaye ga”

Hakumat k new year 2011 par awam

Hakumat k New Year 2011 Par Awam ko Toofa:

1.AATA Band

2.GAS Band

3.BIJLI Band . . . . .

Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too PPP Par Mohar Lagain

Admi pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k

Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha.

Dost aa k sath betha

usko thapki di aur glass utha k

aik he ghoont may pi k bola: Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?

Dost: yar aj to din hi bura hay.

Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai

Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,

Daftar late pohancha

to

Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

wapsi pe challan hogaya,

ab

khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha

Wo glass

Tu pee gaya,

apna to din hi bura hay

Major rohail sara din tume sms send

Major Rohail:

Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur

Kaam b aata hai kya?

.

Kid:

G han

MMS

GPRS

CALL

GAMES

MOVIE

PHOTO

Ur

Mp3 songs play krne b

Aata hai

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

A pakistani an american met on

A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.

Amrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.

Pakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?

The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the ans?

Pakistani again silently gave 5$

Election hone wale tay omeedwaar ghar ja

Election hone wale tay… Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay…

Aik omeedwaar ne aik darwaazay par ja kar dastak de…

to aik choti bacchi ne darwaza khola…

omeedwaar bola… Hello gurya tumharay abbu People’s party me hai ya muslim league me…

Bacchi masoomiyat se… Ge wo Bathroom me hai… 😛

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy

Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy,

Kya tere haath me hathora hy?,

Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par,

Kaha is ne ye mera ghora hy,

Khuwab me akar is ne maari laat,

Istarah neend se jhinjhora hy

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls:

1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho

(Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’

2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi

(No One Will Ever Know What Was Their ‘Umeed’

3)Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe

(They Will Themselves Change U As Time Passes And Then Throw This Dialogue)

4)Sach Batana, Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon

(Do They Really Mean When They Say ‘Sach Batana’)

5)I Am Very Selfish Na

(And They Want You To Say No Dear U R Not)

Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya

Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do.

Beta: kuch nahi yar sabzi key pesoon sey apni wali ko LOAD kara dya to tery wali ney bhoot mara hai

Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia

Ak kutey ney dekha jangal meen shdia ka program ho raha he.kutta bhe dekhney gaya.dekha bhoot sarey sheer(lion)nach rahey heen.kutey sey bardasht nahi huwa wo bhe bech meen ja kr nachney laga.ak sheer ney pakra or zor sey kutey ko thapr mara or kha. to kyon nach raha hei to to kutta hai.kutta sir jhuka kr bola bhi meen bhee shadi se phley sheer he tha.

Height of jhatka a boy after

Height of Jhatka

A Boy after havin diner with GF saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked

‘Is He ur x-BF?

GF Kissed Him & said:

‘No darling its Me b4 surgery;)

A boy touched hand of his girlfriend

A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..

Girlfriend Slaps & Say:

102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tmhy Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hy…. 😀 😉

Teacher student sey pappu ne dopeher ko

Teacher student sey :
‘Pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki’…
Iss ka Future Tense batao ???

Student:
NAsir raat ko pappu ki watt lga dy gä…!!!

1 nai ki shop pr admi aya

1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge?

Nai: 2 ghantay

Admi chla gya

2 day:Ktni dair lgay ge?

Nai: 1 ghanta

Admi phir chla gya

Nai ne pichay Shagird bheja k dekh kr aa, ye kahan se ata or kahan jata hay.

Shagird wapis aa k:

‘Ustad anay ka to pta nhi mager jata Aap k gher hy.

Aik pagal ghussay mein oye main is

Aik pagal ghussay mein:

oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa

mita dungaa

mita dungaaaaaaaaa

Doosra pagal: he he he hahahahahahah

main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

khana kha raha tha,

kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?

Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,

per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM..:-D

kochra ha SMS# 304376

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kochra

ha ha ha

Boy papa me apni girl frnd

Boy:

Papa me apni girl frnd ko kya dun?

Papa: Wo dikhne me kesi hy?

Boy:

Wonderful

Beautiful

Smart

Cute

Nazuk

Pari

Papa: Mera nmbr dedo… :-

Santa main tu apne sare doston

Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.

Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?

Santa -: ‘Kaminey’

God thought that since he couldnt b

God thought that since

he couldn’t b everywhere

he made a mother.

Then devil thought that

he couldn’t be everywhere

he made a mother-in-law.

Jesi krni wesi bharni us ne

:(JESI KRNI WESI BHARNI)

Us ne mere mobile se meri gf ka nmbr nikal lya

a d0st..

.

Aur aaj wo apni he behan ko msg kr k khush hota hai….;-)

1 cheeni hospital me tha pathan us

1 cheeni hospital me tha.

1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,

‘CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA’

or mar gaya.

Pathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.

In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,

‘KUTTAY K BACHAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA.

lo wai arz kita a 5

*’* Lo Wai Arz Kita A, 5 Di Kulfi Te 10 Di Khand,

Wa wa wa,

Kya kehna hai,

5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,

Aagai je thand

Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt

yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life.

sardar said 2 mosquito..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Lady to doctor sex k liye konsa

Lady to Doctor:

Sex k Liye konsa time best hai?

Dr:

Dopaher 2 bajay se 3 bajay tak

Lady:

Wo kyun?

Dr:

Patients Nahi hotay or Compounder b Lunch pe hota hay.

1 molvi nargis se masjid ka chanda

1 Molvi Nargis se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.

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NARGIS:Aap log to kehte hen k hamarey paisey Napaak hain?

MOLVI: G,

is pesay se hum LETREEN banwaen ge..

aurat dr se jab

*. . . .Aurat Dr Se: Jab bhi mera shohar ghar aata hai aatey hi mujhay peetna shuru kr deta hai. .*

Dr: Woh junhi ghar aaye, Tum 15 mint tak daant saaf kiya karo. .*

Aurat kuch din baad Dr se boli: Daant saaf karney ka itna fayda hai k Ab mera shohar mujhay kuch nahi kehta. .*

Dr: Ye faida daant saaf karney se nahi, zubaan band rakhney se hua hai. . . . .*

r O c K I N G….. . . . . . . . . . .

Ladka apni gf se mai tumhari aankhon

Ladka Apni Gf se

‘Mai Tumhari Aankhon Me Poori duniya Dekh sakta hn’

Tbhi Pas se Guzarta Hua Aadmi Bola:

Zara Dekhna,

Ghanta Ghar Pe Helmet Cheking Ho Rahi h Kya?

Ladies k saath dukaan daron ka harami

Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan

Bank Cashier:

Madam ap So So k len gi

Fruit seller:

Baji zara kelay ka size to dekho,dil khush ho jayega

Cloth seller:

1 mint dekh to len. Phir len na len,apki merzi

Dhobi:

Baji,ap shalwar or kameez nikal do baqi kam mera

Easy load wala:

kitna dalon

Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se

PagaL Khanay ka

Incharge

Ek PagaL se

‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja raha hai,

magar Afsos,

KaL Jis PagaL ko Aapne Swimming PooL me Doobnay se Bachaya tha,

Aaj Us ne Phanda Daal ke Khudkushi karli.’

PagaL: ‘Us ne Khudkushi Nahi ki

wo to Main ne Usay Sookhne k liay latka dia tha’:-)

One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’ By Zunera

Poem of every girl husband apna white

Poem Of Every Girl

Husband Apna White Ho,

Lambi Uski Height Ho,

Ghusay Ka Wo Light Ho,

Pocket Uski Tight Ho,

Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho,

Boley Begum Tum Right Ho:-D

2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank

2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga,

Dosra tasalli daity hue bola:

Uth.!

Abdul-Nasren !

Mard bn meri Behn.

Faqeer fone pr hello pizza hut

*~Faqeer fone pr: Hello, Pizza Hut?

Operatr: Yes sir

Faqeer:

3 Large Piza

6 chickn wings

2 Pepsi.

Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejoon?

Faqeer: ALLAH K NAAM Pe.!

2 choohay bike pe ghoom rhy thy

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

Aik hathi nay lift mangi..

Itnay may 1 choha khara ho k bola..

Daikh lay

Phr teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom rha tha.

Boy bus male hoti ha ya female

Boy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Female?

GIRL: Female

BOY: Q?

GIRL: Us pe sub charhte hain

BOY:To wo pregnant Q nai hoti?

GIRL: Stupid sare mard pechay se charhte hain.

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

wife:

Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon,

Husband:

Tum meri zindgi ho

Wife: Or, or kya?

Husband: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pay.

Sum daughter in laws r well trained

Sum daughter in laws r well trained & well mannered. They dont cum 2 change family, they r there 2 join d famly!

A new wife was being welcomed at d husbands home in a traditional manner!

She gave a speech:

My dear family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in my new home & family, she said ‘Firstly, my being here doesnt mean dat I wud want 2 change ur way of lyf, or routine. No. I’ll never do dat in a million yrs’

Father in law:

Wht do u mean child?

Girl:

Wht I mean is, those who used 2 do d dishes must carry on washing dem

those who did d laundry must continue doing it

Those who cook shouldn’t stop at my account

& those who clean must carry on cleaning

Mother in law:

den wht r u here for?

Girl:

Oh 4 me, my job is 2 gv happines 2 ur Son!:p

There are 3 kind of men

There Are 3 Kind of Men.

Do You Know?

1-The AFRICANS:

They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most.

2-The AMERICANS:

They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most.

3-The PAKISTANIS:

They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their House-Maid The Most.

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein

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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi

Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha

1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai

usko ultiyan aane lagi

Usne ek glass mai ulti ki

or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo

larka tayar ho jata hy

Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy

To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?

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Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha

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aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon..:-D

Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye

Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye

us na ulta kia…

Pechay sa khola..

Aur dal dia…

Larki bhut khush the

wo phle bar dalwa re the…

Mobile ma sim card

😛

Sahab naukrani se tum begum sahiba se

Sahab naukrani se:

Tum begum sahiba se zayada maza deti ho.

Naukrani:

G sahab,lekin saaray naukar kehtay hain k begum sahiba tum se zayada maza deti hai?

Lab sil jaate hain jab tum samney

Lab sil jaate hain..

jab tum samney Aatey ho,

dil dharakta hai jab nazren milatey ho..

saans rukti hai jab muskuraty ho..

BHOOT HO KYA?? ITNA KYUN DARate ho.

Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apny 3

Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di…

1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia…

Us ko saas ki taraf se Mehran Car mil gai..

2nd day yehi drama hoa…

2nd Damaad ne bacha lia…

Usay Honda Motor Cycle inam mili..

3rd day repeated..

3rd damaad ne socha mery liye ‘Cycle’ hi reh gai hy…

kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki

SAAS doob gai…

Aglay din Us Damaad ko

‘PRADO’ mil gai..

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SUSSAR ki taraf sy..:-)

pori rat jagne ka faida

*. . .Pori Rat Jagne Ka Faida ?

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Subha Brush Nahi Karna Parta’

Save your Tooth Paste,

A Message From

ZUBAIDA APA (Baghair daant wali) 😀

love letter pyare nooray tera

*’* LOVE LETTER *’*

Pyare nooray!

Tera msg mila, parh k buht dukh hwa,

Meri tarah tu b mujhe bhul ja nooray, ab m 3 bchon ki maa hn aur kaloo Gujjar ki izzat hn plz dil p wattaaa rakh k mery bachn ka aram s mama bn ja !

Faqat,

Teri muhbt Hameeda tandur wali *’*

Sharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3

Sharabi DARU se tang aa gaya

3 botly ye keh k tor di..

..

1st.Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai.

..

2nd

teri waja se mera ghar tabah huwa..

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3rd

Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai..

..

4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi.

Usy rakh k bola,,

..

TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI.

Hey i saw u in tv how

hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u r … how lovely u r … but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel…

Simplest truth one who sends

Simplest Truth –

One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

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Is The One

Who Does Not Have

A girlfriend . 🙂

Budget 2012 aata 5 rupe tola

‘BUDGET 2012’

‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola,

‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane,

‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe K 4 Daane,

‘OIL’ 10 Rupe k 2 Drops,

‘D00DH’ 2 Rupe Ka 1 Qatra,

‘CHEENI’ 8 Rupe KA 5 dany,

‘PETR0L’ 100 Rupe Ka Toomba,

‘Zroori Note,

‘Jo B Ye Sub Cheezein Aik Sath Khareede Ga, Usy Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Sunghai Jaye Gi,

‘Aur,

‘G0SHT’ Free Dikhaya Jaye Ga.

‘Aik Zardari’

*Sub Pe Bhari*

Agar koi tumhen kahe 0ye

Agar Koi Tumhe’n Kahe . . .

‘0ye Insan Bano’

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Ek Bar Koshish Zarur Kerna

Baqi ALLAH Ki Marzi . . . =P =D