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Boy excuse me girl jee aap

Boy: ‘Excuse me Girl: Jee Boy: ‘Aap ko mene kahin dekha hai. Girl: Ji bilkul Main UNIT # 136 ki unit incharge hun Boy:

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

Now a days girls are crazy about

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things 1.Make Up 2.Mobile Phones 3.Shopping Aur 4.SALMAN Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv

?1admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv: aj kal 2 pee rahe ho? shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he,1 meri & 1 mere dost

Boy to his friend yaar main apni

Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend: Kaisi Dikhti Hai? Boy: Bohat Khubsurat Friend: Aisa Karoo

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

Girl agar moka mila to tum mery

Girl:- Agar moka mila to tum mery sy shadi karo gay? Boy:- Agar moka mil gaya to shadi krnay ki kia zarorat hai…AA

Aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar

aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar parh raha tha to neeche se aik faqeer bola bhae jan zara neeche to aana aadmi jb

Baloch hmare regastan me awaz maro khush

BALOCH: Hmare regastan me awaz maro ‘Khush Amdeed’ to wapis awaz ati hy ‘Amdeed Amdeed’ PATHAN: Hmare paharon me ‘i love u’ bolo to

2 engineer students raat me parhte huay

2 engineer students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara…. 1 aurat nikli

Girl teri meri teri prem kahani h

Girl:- Teri meri meri teri prem kahani h mushkil 2 lafzo me ye bayan na ho paye. Boy:- Pagal try to kar shayad ho

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Ek muddat k baad uski awaaz suni

Ek muddAt k bAAd uski AwAAz suni To dil ne kAhA . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy q

Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy? Q K Aabadi 17 crore jis me sy 5 crore Retire, 4 crore govt officer jo kam nhi krty.

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabr thandak pohncha skta hai. Bijli ki bajaye agr hr ghar me bhang

Ek admi bahut zyada sochta tha 2nd

EK ADMI BAHUT ZYADA SOCHTA THA. 2nd admi ne us se pocha itna q sochte ho. sochne k liye koi banda rakh lo. 1st:

Sardartum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay

Sardar:tum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay ho? Pathan:ye letter urgent daina hai Sardar:kahan? Pathan:abi addres parhnay ka time nhi hai Sardar: ok go

Urdu muni badnam hue darling tere lye

URDU: Muni badnam hue darling tere lye PASHTO: Muni Zalila Suwa janan ista da para. SINDHI: Muni jo munh.kaaro thio ada tuhnjay laae BALOCHI:

Maa tu koi kam kaj nhi krta

Maa: tu koi kam kaj nhi krta, muhalah me larkiyo’n ko cherta ha, aur nasha b krta ha. Tm ne to mri izat khak

1990 indian devlopment bank ne mukesh ambani

1990 indian devlopment bank ne ‘Mukesh’ Ambani ko 2 lakh ka qarza dene se inkar kya Tha, 2001 mein’Mukesh Ambani’ ne us bank ko

todays question lrki zyada sachi

‘ TODAY’S QUESTION ‘ Lrki zyada sachi muhabbat krti ha ya lrka? Koi kahega larka To Koi kahega larki Mgr Mere hisab sa 2no

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to

A public msg garmi se bachney

A public msg Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO *AHALO NAHALO Code accepted Welcme to bathroom

1 kanjoos dosray sayaaj main ney ek

1 kanjoos dosray say:Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?Wo bola, Khushi se

0321 6301 000 ye lo bangali

[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja’aygi..

Ek admi ne dukandar se puchaap k

Ek admi ne dukandar se pucha:ap k pas sabin ha? Dukndar:nai Grahk:tooth pest ha? Dukndar:ji nai Gahek:surma ha? Dukndar:ji nai Grahk:kangi ha? dukndar:ji nai

Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main

do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne marte howe kaha dekho wo samne wale seat pr

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Is se ziada zulm kiya hoga wasi

‘is se ziada zulm kiya hoga ‘wasi’…:-( . . . . . . . . . ‘Wo Bohat hasi’ .aur . . . .’phir

Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne

‘Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai, kamyabi hmesha us k kdam chomti hy. Fir kal . aawan??

Rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad

rozana muth marnay say perhaiz kerein yad rekhein k lun jandaar to merd shandaar aur biwi rahay emandaar! public service message by….. hakeem fraz

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Ek larki molvi se agar mai

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi? Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi Larki:agar main aap

Employee i need salary increment 3

EmplOyee: I Need Salary Increment.. 3 Other Companies Are After Me. Boss: Really? Which Three? EmplOyee: Electricity, TelephOne & Credit Card…!!

This message was sent exclusively for the

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry

Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The

Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai

Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba Kia Nasihat Ki Hai Ye Nasihat Mai Apne Bacho

Senior doctor junior se ward no 12

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se: Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report Hai? Junior Doctor: Sir Uska Tou Maine Post Mortem

I used to like my neighbors

I Used To Like My Neighbors Until . …… . . . . . . . . They Put A Password 0n Their WiFi…!

1 molvi ne jesy tesy kr k

1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya, Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi

Murgha to murghi i love you jaan

Murgha To Murghi: I Love You Jaan main tumharay leay kuch bhe kar sakta hon. . Murghi: Haey Allah Sachi? . Murgha: Haan .

Techer dunya k phly insan ki nationalty

Techer: Dunya k phly insan ki nationalty kya thiPapu: PakistaniTecher:Wo kaise?Papu:Us k pas ghar bhi nai tha,aata bhi nai,bijli bhi nai phir b wo

Sheikh at petrol pump bhai 1rs

‘Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai Sheikh: Jana Kitthy v Nai bs

Son father do you believe in ghosts

Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts? Father: No son. There are no ghosts Son: But our maid told me that there are ghost.

Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? k,k

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye

Doctor sheikh k peechy bhag raha thalogon

Doctor Sheikh K Peechy Bhag Raha ThaLogon Ne Pocha;Kya HoaDoctor:4 Bar Aisa HuaHe Dimaagh K Operation K Bahaney Aata HaiAurTIND Krwa K Bhag Jata

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

3girls hotel pe gae lunch kya rs75

3girls hotel pe gae. Lunch kya Rs:75 bill bana 3girls ne 25,25,25 waiter ko diaey. Manager ne 5 wapis kar diye. 2 Rupees waiter

Macher apny pr poty sy hmarey zmaney mn

Macher apny pr-poty sy: Hmarey zmaney Mn khoon Pina itna Aasan nhi hota tha., Pota: wo Q dada G..? Macher: Q k sb Lrkiyan

Wife aaj nahi daalna husband kyon

Wife: Aaj nahi daalna. Husband: kyon ? Wife: kal tum daal k so gaye or mai saari raat masalati rahi paani bhi khub nikla

Aaj koi msg nahi simply good morning

Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING. . . . . . . . . . . . kyu ki mene aaj subah dudh

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor

Pappu jahaz me khra ho k zor se chilaya ‘HIJACK’ Sab preshan ho gye Lrky dar gye Larkian rony lgi Aurten chekhne lgi dusry

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

Kon kehta ha latakne se qadd lamba

Kon Kehta Ha Latakne Se Qadd Lamba Hota Hai, ‘Doctor’ Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote, (‘.’) /’/ o teri khair

Uf ye angrez alif bay pay ko

Uf Ye Angrez 🙂 Ye ”Alif-Bay-Pay” Ko A To Z Kehte Hain, Hum Inko Pagal Or Ye Hamain Mad Kehte Hain, Jeeti Jaagti AMMI

Hina ne sana ko noshaba nafisa nadia

Hina Ne Sana Ko Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko Nadia Ne Nazia Ko Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko Aliya Ne Aamina Ko

1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho giya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Giya. . Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? . Larki: Papa Missed Call

Boy and girl ek park me bethay

Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti ki ki$$ Li Boy: agar bura na mano to

Girl agar meri left leg ka lunch

Girl: agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kia pasand karogay. BOY: may lunch or dinner k

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Dadi omer omer dadi eik minute array

Dadi: Omer???? Omer: Dadi Eik Minute… Dadi: Array Omer??? Omer: Daadiii Aikkk Minuteeeee.. Dadi: Omerrrrrrrrrr???? ………… ………… Omer: Budhi Ruk ja Aata hun …Potty

Ak student ne mba ka form fill

ak student ne MBA ka form fill krty ho peon sy pocha Jnab yeh university kesi hy? peon bola: boht achi hy main ny

Professor to student what is attention deficite

Professor to student: What is attention deficite hypractive disorder? Student: Jmblakdi bamba. Professor: Sorry i didnt understand anything you said. Student: Same here sir.

0 pooray do darjan desi anday hain

0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Mezban kia apke liye kaddo sharif pakwa

Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon? MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KADDO SHARIF k Qabil nahi hun, Aese kro Koi Begherat sa

Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same

Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono Azan daitay hain. Aur Aur Aur Aur 3-Dono ki

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee sub

Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee. Sub ne kaha k agar kaheen larki nazar aye to Astaghfar parna. Kafi der k bad 1 molvi

1 pathan ko pak air force se

1 Pathan ko Pak air force se nikal dya gya REASON: Wo zid ker raha tha k main ne 14 August pe Silencer nlkaal

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6

ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . . . . . ALTAF bhai chahte hai ki BIGG

I was cking murgi when i added

I was còòking murgi, when i added Hara dhaniya in it, murgi stand up & started dancing & singing ~HUM PE YEH KIS NE

Doctoraap k shohar ko mukammal aaram ki

Doctor:Aap k Shohar ko Mukammal aaram ki zarurat hai yE neend ki Goliyan hain Biwi:Ye inhenkis waqt doon? Doctor:Ye aap ne khhaani hain…

Dr parchi pay aisa kia likhtay hain

Dr:- Parchi pay aisa kia likhtay hain jo sirf medical-store walay he samajh patay hain..? Wo likhtay hain, Main tay lut leya hun tu

Real heart touching story a b0y

‘Real Heart Touching Story’ A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next

Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge? . . . . . ‘USB’ 🙂

Wifeager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi

wife:ager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi pahari pay charny mein kamyaab ho gai to ap mujhey kia dein gay? husband:dhakka

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he

Glass tote to kya awaz ati he? Crsh Nahin Ammi ki awaz ati hy, ‘Pano,Pano” Lantio 1 v na chado Tuade soury aan ge

Muslim ladyassalamo alikum molviyeh jannat main jayegi

Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christan lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere saat jaegi

Delivery k time doctor lady se

Delivery k time Doctor lady se; kya aap Delivery k time apne bache k Baap ko apne paas dekhna chahen gi? Lady; Nahi Aese

Girlkia kr rahe ho boymakhiya mar

Girl:Kia kr rahe ho? Boy:Makhiya Mar rha hon Girl:Kitni Mari? Boy:3 Male & 2 Female Girl:Tumhein Kaise Pata? Boy:3Cigarette se Chipki hui thi Or

Remember there are 2 words in ur

Remember!! There are 2 words in ur life that will Open many doors for you… – – – – – Push & Pull Har

1 admi ki shadi hui us ne

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy Frnd: Us k

A boy wanted to know the age

A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear whats your birth date? Girl: 4th november. Boy: which

Girl kiya hum mcdonalds ja sakte hain

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Haan agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u Girl: kuch dair soch k boli

Billi dum kuy hilate he batano na

billi dum kuy hilate he……….? batano na kyun……..? batano na kyun ……..? mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Q how many mis guys does it

Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and

A 4 apple b bara c chota

A 4 APPLE B 4 BARA APPLE C 4 CHOTA APPLE D 4 DOOSRA APPLE E 4 EK AUR APPLE F 4 FREE APPLE

Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol

Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta bola bimari da te kuj pata nai par abba

2 guys were following girls both

2 guys were following 2 girls Both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second-what will we do n0w? 2nd

The rain makes all things beautiful grass

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Sweetest excuse a kid gets zero

Sweetest Excuse: A Kid gets zero in a paper. Mom: What’s this? Kid reply with innocence: Teacher ke paas star khatam ho gaye the

Judge you want to divorce your husband

Judge: You Want to Divorce Your Husband for Attacking you with a Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong. I’m Divorcing him for Attacking

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Girl in a party xcuse me sir

GIRL (in a party): Xcuse me sir! Kiya aap mere chehre se 1 cheez hata skte hain? BOY (khush hote hoe): Han Han! bolo

1 admi k haath ki 6 ungliyaan

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien. Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay Socho Q? . . . . Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha