Sare

Pakistan

Ko

Kam

Pe

Laga

Don Ga

Sara

Pakistan

Hath

Mai

Mobile

Pakar

K

Yeh

Msg

Parh

Raha

Hoga

Koi

Bhi

Insan

Farigh

Nahin

Hoga

Mai

Sab

Ko

Kam

Pe

Laga

Donga

Or

Ap

Ko

Bhi

Isi

Lie

Me

Bar

Bar

Kehta

Hun

K

App

Khana

Kha

K

Pani

Wani

P

K

Ao

Ye

SMS

Bohot

Lamba

Hay

Phir

Bad

Me

Ap

Bhi

Ye

Hi

Kahogay

K

Oye Yaar

Kia

Hay

Ye

SMS

To

Khatam

Hi

Nhi

Horaha

Pata Nhi

Or

Kitni

Dair

Parhna

Parega?

Ghussa

Na

Karo

Ap

Ko

Ye

Jan

K

Bohot

Khushi

Hogi

K

Msg

Khatam

Honay

Wala

Hai

Bas

Thori

Dair

Tak

Balkay

Samjho

Ho

Gaya

Yay

Lo

Ji

Msg

Khatam

Ho

Gaya

Ab

To

Ap

Khush

Hon

Gay

Bohat

Chalain

Isi

Khushi

Mein

Daant

Nikaal

K

Dikhaain

Jaldi

Karain

Warna

Aik

Or

Asa

Chota

Sa

Msg

Karta

Hon

Jo

Ap

Ko

Is

Say

B

Ziada

Pasand

Aay

Ga

To

Phir

Kia

Khial

Hai

Hasna

Hai

Ya

Msg

Karon

Jaldi

Bataaien:-D

Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:

RULE1:
Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar milega nai.

RULE2:
Dosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi …………..@

Kyun Tatti Tatti Krti Hai,

Kyun Lende Pe Tu Mrti Hai.

Ik Bat Muje Btla De Tu,

Us Qabaz Se Kyun Nai Drti Hai,

Kea Hota Hai Tatti Mein,

Tatti Ki Lga Dun Dheri,

Mein Barish Kr Dun Tati Ki,

Jo Tu Ho Jae Meri

Mouse To Elephant:

2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:

“Ha….Ha….Ha…..

Pehney

Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:

Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,

Tent Lagwana Hay..

M U H A B B A T

I S H Q

P Y A R

or

Dosti

Ye 4cheezen hr tufan ka muqabila kr skti hain

Mgr 1cheez in sb ko khtm kr skti hy

Aur
Wo
Hy
‘ABBy di JUTti’

DEVDAS OF 2010

MAN NE KAHA FACE BOOK CHOR DO

ABBA NE KAHA NIGHT PAKEG CHOR DO

DOSTON NE KAHA MOBILE SY BALANCE CHORANA CHOR DO

EK DIN AISA AAE GA K GIRL FRIEND K BACHE BOLEN G MAMON AB TO AMMI KA PECHA CHOR DO

EK SHAER GORBAT KI WAJH SY DAKOO BAN GAYA OR EK BANK LOTNY GAYA OR:ARZ KIYA HY:QISMAT MAIN JO HOGA WOHI MILEGA,

HANDSUP KOI APNE JAGH SY NAHI HILY GA””

-TiTANiC-

1 Boht Hi Bari Ship Thi,

Magar

Phir Bhi Wo DOOB Gayi jis ko doby huy aj 99 sal hogaye

Leikin

Ek SHiP Aysi Hai Jo Kabhi Nahi Doob Sakti,INSHA ALLAH

Aur

Wo Ship Hy

.

0ye

Apni

,FRIEND-SHiP,

,,YAR,

(.’)/’all’/(‘.)

)) iz ((

// well // !

‘ENJOY,LIFE

Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor mein

Opertion tyar

Saman majod

Doctor majod

Narsen majod

Magar pagal

Sms perny m majod…..

Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se:

‘Sir Mere Ghar 12wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai

Meri Sallery Ziada kr Do

Boss: ‘Meri Gal Sun yaar’

Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri???’

One Economical thought:

‘The Best linewhich helps 2 save money when going ondinner with ur Girl Friend:

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‘Bol kiya kayegi Moti:-)??’

Tumhary saath kia masla hai?

har wakt pregnent rehti ho

jab bhi tumhain sms kia, tumhari delivery report aa jati hai.

Amazin’ Lines Of Attitude-

‘Yes, I Hav Made ‘MISTAKES’,

Bcos My Life Did Not Come

With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL-!’ 😀

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!

Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee

Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?

Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

GOLDEN WORDS by HITLER:

‘if u cant fky, run, if u canyt run, walk, if u cant walk, crawl, but keep moving,

:

:

:

sardar: oo tey theek aa,per jana kithey aa?

Log Bolte Hai

Piyar main ‘Zuban’

chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai,

‘Ankhen’ chup ho to

‘Dil’ bolta hai,

Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup ho to?

Log bolte hai,

‘KALMA-E- SHAHADAT.

‘Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-‘

‘1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga

Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy

Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,

Un ka birthday mnaon ga,

Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.

Dr: Gud Gud! Phir

Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,

phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”’

ek shakhs ne bhikare sy kaha tumhe sry aam bhek mhangte howe shrum nahe aate bhikari bola to ap ka kiya khayal hy k mujhe bhek mangne k liye koi dafter kholna chaheye.

Tum Tum Ho To Kya Tum Ho??

Hum Hum Hai To Kya Hum Hai??

Wo Goal Gappa Hi Kya Jis Me Paani Kam Ha!!

Is Se Bakwas Msg Bhejo Aagr Dum Hai!!

Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal:

Sabr ka Phal.

Qaumi Libas:

Half Shirt and Half Shalwar.

Qaumi Khel:

Muzakaraat.

Qaumi Dua:

Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye

Doctor: ” Do you have any aches or pain?”Patient: ”Yes doctor, it hurt dread – fully to breath. The pain i have is in my breath.”

”Well, don’t worry ,” chuckled the doctor, ”I’ll give you something to stop that.

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo

Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:

GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER

Kaha Se Laun..?

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski ‘Daadi’ se kaha koi purana gana to sunao…

Aur Daadi ne kha!

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‘My nam iz Sheila…shelia ki Jawani….@

”i m Just sexy 4 u,

mai Teray hath na ani.

No no no no shila,

Shila ki jawani

, (‘_’)

_/¡ ¡/_

_/ /_

Abhey koi dadi ko pakro

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai…

Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

1 din 1 ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se mayus hokr khudkushi krne ka socha,

wo sher k pas gaya,

sher soya howa tha

Us ne sher ki gaand me ungli dy di.

Sher: ye kis ne behen chudai hy?

Bandar: ye me hon tumhara bap.

Sher: kisi ne tumhen aisa krte howe dekha?

Bandar:nahi,

Sher: Ok,dubara kro,

Moral:Akele reh reh kar Jungle ka badshah bhi Gandoo ho jata hy.

(Aap bhi akeley mat raha karo or contact me rha kro.

Aje Sheela Ki Barth Day Hai.Ye Sms 9 Logon Ko Send Karo Gey To Khuab Mai Sheela Nazar Aye Ge.Do(2)Logon Ney Jhoot Samjh Kr DELET Kr Deya Un key Khuab mai Zubeda Aapa Ayen

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin

And

Say

That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams

And Professor Says

NOW OPEN YOUR

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Books And Study

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of

Pakistan ban jaon.

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :

beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe

pasand agaya to main tumhien 5 rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to 10 rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

‘Classic’

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron

k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me

Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr

Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na

Ho …

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni

Behen Se Kra De …:-D

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse come n said:mubarak ho apko NAAK hoi hai sath me thoda se bacha bhi laga hoa he

“Ek Lerki…

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,

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KYA HUA HOGA..??

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Jan’ny k lye dekhiye

“C.I.D”

Is Shukrwar Raat 10 bje sirf

“SONY Entertainment Television” pe..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Na hawa hai.

Na Saya hai.

Ehsaas hum hi ko Aaya hai.

Hum ko bhi yaad kar k deikh Lo kaminio.

Company ne yeh mobile sirf GirlFriend k liye nahi banaya hai.

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly jumped on Americans Wife.

WIFE:-

Shoot him! Shoot him!

American:- Yes Yes. I’m changing d battery of my camera.

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai

Marasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday rya karan.

Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp..

*’* Kisi ki zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai,

Jaisy

Chicken,

Zinda….. Rs. 160/ Chicken Karrhai…… Rs. 480/*’*

Ek larka tha dewana sa

Mobile lekr chalta tha

Nazren jhuka k shrma k

Mobile me jane kia dekha krta tha

Kuch kehna tha shyad usko

Pr jane kis se darta tha

Jab b milta tha mujhse

Yehi pucha krta tha

Ye ON kese hota hy

Ye ON kese hota hy

Or me srf yehi khta tha

Annya

a mobile nai

TV da Remot a..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Johny johny yes papa…

Job in textile yes papa…

Lot of tension yes papa…

Too much work yes papa…

Family life no papa…

B.P sugar high papa…

Yearly bonus joke papa…

Annual pay

low papa…

Personal life lost papa…

Promotion incentive hahahaha…..

Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi ko dekhte rehna

tum hi ko sohchte rehna tum hi ko sunte rehna

bahut gahre me khwabo me sawalo me

mohubat ke hawalo me tumhara naam aa ja na

mujhe acha sa lagta hai tumhare sung sung chalna

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Boy:

Rukhsati pe larkian itna roti q hyn?

Grl:

tmko pta chale k ghr se dor le ja k koi tmse brtan manjhwae,

kapre dhulwaye,

rotian banwae to tm kia nacho gy?:-P;)

Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hain,

To Kia Hota Hy?

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Hamesha Ghalat Hi Soucha Kro,

Munh Band Ho Jaata Hy,

Aur Kiya?

Admi:

Mujhay Dog Food lena hai.

Sales Girl:

Kya apke pas Kutta hai?

Admi:

Hn ghr pr hai.

Sales Girl:

Sorry! Store policy hai k zarort dekh kr item sale kro.

NEXT DAY

Admi:

Mujhay Cat Food lena hai

S.G:

Sorry Sir pehle Billi la k dekhaen

3 din bad admi bag le k store aya aur bola: Bag me hath dal k sbot dekh lo.

Sales Girl hath dal k boli:

Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulyum chez hai.

Kiya hai?

Admi:

Ye meri potti hai, aur mujhay aj

‘TOILET PAPER’ lena hai.

Ek Zaberdust Dil Hila Deney Wala Sms.

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‘Kal Karonga’… ;-

aik admi ghabraya hoa doctor ke pas aya,kehne laga.doctor sahab gazab ho gya humare Bachey ne petrol pee liyaab halat ye hay ke pure ghar main dhorta phirta hay. doctor sahab ne nihayat itmanan se jawab diya.ghabrao nahi makan ke darwaze band kar dojab petrol khatam ho jaye ga nanne mian khud hi ruk jayein gain.

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die?

Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life

Next Day

The Girl Died With A Note:

‘ I’ll Do Anything For Your Happiness…’

Moral:

Never Joke With Brainless Girls

.

Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal rAhi to

‘cheeni choot se zyada mengi ho

jaygi,

‘Doodh sirf mummon me hoga.

‘Gas sirf gand se niklegi.

‘pani sirf lund se kharij hoga.

or

‘currnt sirf tatto se ayega,

jeye Mr.khappy

Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai

kya?

Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala?

Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi bhi khula hua hai!

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

BF: Baby, what r u doing?

GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep now ..and u ?

BF: In the club standing behind you….:-D:-P;-)

Teacher:
Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?

Student:
Mere Abbu!

Teacher:
Wo kis tarah?

Student:
Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.

ye kaise mumkin h ki me usay bhool jau

Pappu

uske naam se hi to mene facebook ka password rakaha hai …=p =

…….

Ufff maaaaaaaaaaaaaar diya Zaaalim!

Zardari Amrood baich raha tha…

Aik Aadmi Bola:

Zardari sahab Amrood main agar keerra hua to???

Zardari:

To main Keeray k Alag Paisay Loon Ga…

12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par

sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor

mein picture dekh rahe the ‘WAQT HAMARA HAI’.

Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, …. upar likha hai chappal chor, niche 5 rupees inaam hai 😀

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai….

ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Khareedar:

Main ne suna hai k is Ghar main Jin bhoot aur roohen aati hain?

Maalik Makaan:

Pata nahi bhai, Muje khud maray huey 8 saal ho gaye hain.

wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge

husband – magar yahan to nahin hai

wife– mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se le aayi baghwan !!!!!!!!!

JAB DUSHMAN TUMHAIN DHUTKAR DE AUR

DHAKKY DE KAR GHAR SE NIKAL DE TO

TUM HAAR NA MANO,

BALKY

USKI

KOI ACHI C BACHI PHANSA KAR BADLA LO.

{MOLANA SHOIB MALIK}

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar!

Police: How Do You know He Was a Sardar?

Malika: Because,

I had to Tell Him What To Do & How To Do. 🙂

1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia

Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se Cup Me Chaye Di

Gujjar aik Sans Me Chaye P K Bola Putar Mitha Thek Hy,

Hun Cha Ly aa:-p

Meri jhoki nazron ko

meri NAFRAT

na samaj

FARAZ

agar mjhy KHUDA KA

KHUF na hota to

ma b IMRAN HASHMI

HOTA

After an emotinal hug

Girl whispers to Boy:

‘If u hug me once more like that,

I will be urs forever’

Boy:

THANKS FOR THE WARNING

*BREAKING NEWS*

Islamabad Rawalpindi Mein

Waqfe Waqfe Se Baarish

Mausam Khushgawar ,

…Karachi Mein Waqfe Waqfe

Se Firing Mausam

Sogwar . . . =/ =(

‘BREAKING NEWS’

Aik Pakistanie ne pani k neechy 24 ghanty rehny ka world record laga dia hai

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janazah maghrib k bad uthaya jaye ga…..

Height Of Cruelty:

Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;

Out of D Window & Shouting:

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Love Is In the Air Baby..?

Keep Flying..! =D =P

1 pagal (hath

me cigrette

chupa kr) batao

mery hath me

kya hai?

2sra pagal: rail gari,

1st: tumhain

kisay pata chala?

2nd: mene

dhuwan nikalty

dekha :))

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,

Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?

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Husband:

Nhi yar,

kali mata lgti ho..

Agar :punjab’ ki larkiyan papitay bechten to

larkon ko buhat faida hota,

Kun k larkiyon ko yeh awaz lagani parti

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PAPPI TE LE LO

PAPPI TE LE LO.

)O.

Aj eyes day hy.

K0nsa s0ng meri ankh0n k sath sajay ga_?

1.Tere must must do nain

2.Tere nena

3.Ankhe teri itni haseen

4.Gulabi ankhe jo teri dkhin

5.Naina thag lenge

6.ankho ki gustakhyan

7.Ankhon me teri ajab c ajab c adaen hen

.

Jo muj sy jealous hoga wo ans ni dy ga.

A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he?

Papa: Haan tumhari maa se.

Child: Bare badmaash ho ghar me hi chakar chalaya howa ha…..

English is difficult language for Japanese.

A True Story:-

A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before he visitd Washingtion to meet President Barack Obama..

The instructor told Mori: When u shake hand with Obama please say, ‘How r u?’

Then Obama wud say, ‘I m fine, & u?’

Now u wud say, ‘Me too’.

Afterwards we (translators) will handle.

When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said, ‘Who r u?’ instead of ‘How r u?’.

Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humor

‘Well, I m Mishal’s husband, haha’.

Then Mori replied ‘Me too, haha’.

Long silence:

Pati patni se: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.

Patni:(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!

Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha

Tum bolty Q nahi ho?

Woh palkien jhuka kar muskurane laga

aur

rait par likha

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Naswar rakhi waddan!

Knowlege of the week.

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti

Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai

Dunya main pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD- main hai.

Dunya main sub se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai

“Dunya main sab se bari “MASJID” ISTANBOL-TURKEY ” Main hai.

Or dunya ka sab se KAMINA Insan PAKISTAN main Hay

Han Wohi Wohi

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

haslo sir jee hus lo yeh waqt phir nahin aye ga q k hansna zindgi ha

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

Bikhari to Lady:

Khuda k naam pe baji mujhay 10 rupees dedo, wrna mjhe 1 aisa khofnaak kaam krna parega jis k khayal se hi meri rooh kaanp jati hai..

Aur mere rongtay khare hojate hain

Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupees de deti hai aur dartay dartay puchti hai kaun sa kaam Baba.?

Bikhari:

Mehnat Mazdoori 🙂

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k

– Agar head aya to sona he

– Tail aya to film dekhni he

Or agar

– Coin hawa men raha to khuda ki kasam parhna he

Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai..!!

Agar Ghari kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘BAND’ hai!

Aur agar Larki kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘CHALOO’ hai!

Aik Sikh ko yaad aaya ke uski apne dost ko phone karna hai usne land line se phone number dial kiya aur bell bajne laggi, posket mein haath dala to dekha mobile par kissi ka phone baj raha hai,call receive kar ke bola Hello, Hello. aage se hello hello ho raha tha, kuch te aor bolo papeoo aik dam khiyal aaya ye to meri he awaz hai..

Director to Heroin.

Tme 4 Banday pakren ge phr Hero bachany ayega

Heroein:

Hero kon?

Director

Imran Hashmi

Heroin:

Te oday kolon menu tera pio bachaye ga. .*

Patte gir sakte hai ped nahi,

suraj doob sakta hai aasman nahi

dharti sukh sakti hai darya nahi,

dunya sudhar sakti hai par tum nahi.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

Meaning of OBAMA

O ORIGINALLY

B BORN IN

A AFRICA

M MANAGING THE

A AMERICANS

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K

Tum Mard Hotin?

Biwi: Nahi! Magar Mera Dil Ye Zaroor Chata Hai K,

Tum Mard Hotay.