Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain?

Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain

Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao

Boy: wo cricket khailne gaye hain

Man: tmhari ami to hon gi na?

Boy: wo shoping krne gai hain

Man(ghusay se): phir tm ghar kya kr rahe ho, kahin chale jao.

Boy: uncle main b apne dost k ghar aya hua hun.

Aik nurse ka mangetar usay bari hasrat

Aik Nurse ka Mangetar usay bari hasrat se:

‘Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish Aata to main tumhare ward may admit hota,

Tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jaata’,

Nurse: Jaan tumhay mere paas koi hadsa nahi balkay moajza he la sakta hai,

kyun k main Delivery ward may hoti hoon’ 😉

Washroom songs in case of normal

Washroom Songs!

In Case Of Normal:

‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’

In Case Of Lose Motions:

‘Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk’

In Case Of Kabz:

‘Na Tu Aay Gi

Na Hi Chain Ayega’

In Case Of Gas Trouble:

‘Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De’

Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom

Juda Ho K Bi

Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai

Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi

AJNABI: beta thora pani milega?

Bcha:lassi ho jae to?

AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy

AJNABI 5 Glass lassi pi k bola:

tmhre Ghr me koi Lassi nhi pita?

Bcha: pite to hyn, lekn aj lassi me chpkli gir gai thi

AJNABI ne Pyala zamin pr de Mara

Bcha rote huy: Ami

Inho ne pyala tor dia Hmara Kutta Pani kis me piye ga

No jawan nasal ke liye kuch ehem advises

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye

Kuch Ehem Advises:

1. Khud ko Mobile main

itna na Mashghool Rakho k;

…Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye

Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay..

2. Bike Chalatay huay

kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,

Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai..

3. Koshish karo k

Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na karo,

Direct Sir Phaar do..

4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,

Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..

1 american chinese aur pakistani chaand per

1 American, 1 Chinese aur

1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.

Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.

American:

Ye NASA Ki Building hai

Chinese:

Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He

Pakistani:

Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar

Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Ek larka cinema me film dekhne gya

Ek larka cinema me film dekhne gya 7 wali seat pe ek bari b beth gaen un k pas COKE ki bottle thi wo film k doran her 10 mint pe ek sip letin 2hrs bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek hi sans me khali kar k bola AP SE KHATM NAHI HORAHI THI ME NE KHATM KAR DI
Bari b bolin
me to is me paan thook rahi thi.;-)

Bacha dadi se kya hum hmesha 5

Bacha Dadi Se:

Kya Hum hmesha 5 rhenge?

Aap,Papa,Mom,Baji aur Mai.

Dadi:

Nhi Tumari shadi hogi to hum 6 ho jynge.

Bacha:

Phr Baji ki Shadi hogi to phr 5 ho jynge.

Dadi Pyar se:

Tmara Beta ho jyega to phr 6 hojyege.

Bacha:

Tum Mar jaogi to hum phr 5 hojyege

Dadi:

Haram khor so ja chup kr k 😛

An old lady gave the bus conductor

An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat ..

Conductor: ‘So kind of you that you give me those nuts to eat. why don’t you eat them urself?

OLD LADY:’i don’t hav teeth to munch them.

CONDUCTOR:’then why did you buy them?’

OLD LDY:’i just love the chocolate around them! 😛

Laila ne majnu ko 1 drakht k

Laila ne majnu ko 1 drakht k pechay dekha or boli

Tum majnu hona?

Majnu bola hn

Phir kuch dair bad usay jharioun k pechay dekha to boli

Tum majnu hona?

Wo bola hn

Phr kuch dair bad usay dewar k pechay dekha or kaha

Tm majnu hona?

Majnu bola

HAAN

Haan kamini

Mein Majnu hun

”TATTI’ krne degi k nai.?

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

{k,k}

Meri dosti ko dil may chupa lena

Meri DOSTI ko Dil may chupa lena,

Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena..

Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~

Khuda k waste “TUM” zaroor “Neha Lena..!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

A sweet poem 4 u eat

A sweet poem 4 u

Eat with butter

cut with cutter

when u forgot me

you

will

definitly

fall in gutter

dhharaaaam

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Bichar k phir milenge yaqeen kitna tha

Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha.

Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha.

Mere Zawal se Pehle wo Mujhko Chhor Gaya.

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Kameena to Tha He Lekin Zaleel Bhi Tha.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Aoa to all my friends and cousins

Aoa, To All My Friends And Cousins…

I Have A Good News For All Of You. I M Here To Announce That My ‘MARRIAGE’ Has Been Decided By The Grace Of Almighty Allah On 15 May.

Mehndi: 14 May @ 9pm

Barat: 15 May @ 10pm

…Walima: 16 May @ 8pm

Thanx.

Note: Year Will Be Decided Soon… 🙂