Jokes SMS Collection

ek lrki jo larky asim

*’* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi aur s muhbt krta tha, Jb asim n ignore

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

appy bila

‘!”!__!”!.*.*. ! APPY !.*.*.* !__!”!__!.*.*. *.*.*.Bila Waja Day.*.*.*

1 jamadarni 2sri se mjhy tou aisa

1 jamadarni 2sri se: Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo Charsi ho mental ho Mela kuchela ho Badbudar ho 2sri jamadarni: Chal Kameeni ‘msg

Son parosi ki larki ko english

son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati Father: tumhe kisay peta? Son: mene kha ‘Give me Sweet Kiss’ usne 2 thapper mar dea!!

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikaal laitay ho? Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai nikaal leta hun Dr: vo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

Worlds smallest resignation letter respected sir

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you

Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani

DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla dost”: nahi bartan dhonay k liye

me ghoomta raha tere shehr darbadar

*’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB.

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

mareez dr saab khuda k

*. . .Mareez: Dr Saab, Khuda k Liye Mujhy bacha Lejye. Main marna nahi chahta. Doctor:Ye to tumhen yahan aaney se pehley sochna chahye

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip mangla

Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip Mangla Dam gya. Bus Mangla dam me gir gai. . 1 mint me tmam pani sokh gya .

teacher btao cold drink nuksan deti

*’* Teacher. Btao Cold Drink Nuksan Deti Hai Ya Faida ? Student. Agar Koi Pila Dy To Faida Agr Pilani Parr Jae To Nuqsaan.

Morning voices uk hi dear usa good morning china mehow

Morning voices UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow Japan:-shanhow Italy:-manichi India:-namastay France:-sanchay In Pakistan:-uth khanjara 9 waj gaye ne,…

Agar london me fori tor pe double

Agar London me fori tor pe double sawari par pabandi lagadi jaye to halaat behtar hosakte hain! . Sayen BaBa Qaim Ali Shah ka

Teacher tum sab ne body guard film

Teacher: Tum sab ne ”Body Guard” film dekh kr kia sekha ? . . . . … . . . Bachay: Yahi k larkio

Wo stop pe thime dekhta rahahimat ki

Wo Stop Pe ThiMe Dekhta Raha Himat Ki UsKe Pas Gya Kaha’CHANDA’ UsNe Foran 10Rs Nikale Mene Hairat Se PochaYe Kia? UsNe Pyar Se

The most embarrassing moment for a girl

The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl… . . . . Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho .

Boy your teeth are like the

Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much Pretty ? Boy: No, Far Away From Each 0ther.

Pathan kyun ro rahe ho memon

Pathan: Kyun ro rahe ho? Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai Pathan: hamra Baap mar gaya per hum to nahi roya Memon: Tu kyun roye

1 mithoo 0r us ka

*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur

Aey december teri mehrbani hun lang

Aey December! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Damad ji pehli baar susral gaye

DAMAD Ji, pehli baar Susral gaye. Gaon walon se pocha: ‘Yahan koi Enjoy karne ki cheez hai kia?’ Gaon walay bolay: ‘Nhi babu, Ek

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra

Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra jese kuch kehna chahta ho.. Phir pyar se mera hath zameen pe rakh k bola… Akkar Bakkar

boy jaan meri ankhon mien to

*. .Boy: jaan meri ankhon mien to dekho kya hai? Girl: sacha pyar:-) Boy: oh Machar kad, (.’) (( _//_ wadi aai parveen shakir:-)

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh

*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai, main tu khud ‘TOUNSA SHARIF’ main rehta hon. .

Todays joke a girl said

Today’s Joke A Girl said . . . . . . . ~Trust me…~ 😀

Nokr malik se sahab ye ap

Nokr Malik Se: Sahab ye Ap 1 Than Wali Bhains Q Le Aaye 1 To Itna Sa Doodh Deti Hy Or Wo B Kaafi

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

Xcuse me whats ur mobile number

Xcuse Me ! What’s Ur Mobile Number ? I Want To RE CHECK, Bcoz I Feel There’s Some Error, Q K, Msg Jata To

Gf promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis

G.F promice karo ke mujhy kabi kis ke liye majboor nahi karo ge B.F sister tum ghar jao tera aba ama tera intizar kar

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 chineze

Talwaar bazi k muqable me 1 Chineze ny bareek taar k 2 tukry kar diye. Japani ny urti hui Makhi ka sar qalam kar

Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam

Tujhy tery paida karny waly ki qasam Ay dengue. ¤machar¤ . . . bas 1 dafa zardari ko laRr ja. . . . .

Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond rahe

Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai? Kaise kaise

Husband raat ko main ne aik horror

Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun

yasmeen 10 sal ki thi

*. . .Yasmeen 10 sal ki thi jab usy ALI sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Ali ko

Silence is d best answer for all

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA,

Ek pagal letter likh raha tha doctor

Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal: Khud ko. Dr: Kia likha hy? Pagal: Mujhy kia

Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya

zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne dino sy sir nahe dhoya.

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs

ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2 Bat 1st Aus : 270/5 (50) Pak : 273/4

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Sheikh ka beta abba 2 rupees do

Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh walay ki aur amma ki aik bat bataon ga

Height of innocence small kid on

Height Of Innocence: Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School Today. Madam: Who Are You?? Kid: My Papa Is

Its been a rough dayi got up

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle

Bacha home work kr raha tha k

Bacha Home work kr raha tha k pencil gir gai, wo us ko uthanay k leay jhuka to seenay pe hath rakh lia, Maa

Law of conservation knowledge no matter

LAW OF CONSERVATION OF KNOWLEDGE ‘No Matter How Long The Lecture …May Be, The Knowledge Before & After Lecture Remains Constant …’ =P xD

Aap ne kitni dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mouh Se Suna hoga ‘Bonga’ Magr Aj Tak Kisi ko Is ki History Nahi Pata. Hum bhi aksar

Har khajoor per nazar ab koi chup

Har Khajoor Per Nazar Ab Koi Chup Chup k ROZA Nahi Torey Ga Kyun K Koi Dekhy Ya Na Dekhy Shabbir Tou Dekhy Ga.

Pent shirt pa kay jedon m tyar

Pent Shirt pa kay Jedon m Tyar honda, Phr kay Mobile Jadon m Gadi te Swar honda, Wekh day nay loki char kay Chubary

Yu dekha na karo tm hmy haste

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tm Hmy Haste Haste, Yu Dekha Na Karo Tm Hmy Haste Haste. Mere Dost Baray Kharab Hain, Keh Denge Bhabhi

Girlkia kr rahe ho boymakhiya mar

Girl:Kia kr rahe ho? Boy:Makhiya Mar rha hon Girl:Kitni Mari? Boy:3 Male & 2 Female Girl:Tumhein Kaise Pata? Boy:3Cigarette se Chipki hui thi Or

Funny love story ek larka apni

Funny Love Story… Ek larka apni grlfrnd ko ghar laya… Larka: Tm yahan betho main ata hon aur woh apna mobile table par bhoul

Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera 1st opertion hai Agr kamyab hua to mere liye

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers and demanded

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene… plz donate. i have donated

New pakistani team for world cup 2011

New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011 Coach Khuwab aalam. Team 1. Imran faqeer 2. Salman jutt 3. Bonus khan 4. Shoaib jhalak 5.

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata ..? Zakhmi LARKI

Mr bean went to the guiness books

Mr. Bean Went To The Guiness Book’s Office To Check If He’s Still The Number 1 Comedian.. He Came Out Angrily Shouting.. Who’s ”Altaf

A japanese came to india he took

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyun

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump Ke Bahar Kyun Utaar Diya Jaata Hai?? . . . . . Kyunke Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hai Aag

Dil main he mere dard e bhutto dard e bhutto wo

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal

What s sms s srf

What ¡s SMS? . . . . . S- S¡rf M- Muft Ka S- S¡r Dard ;-( Naa Karo To Log Sochty Hain K

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Girl darling ek 1000 ka card to

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to sendKarona mera balance end ho gaya hai,Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

Tv on karo abhi abhi government

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna

Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630 cash tmharay nam krti hoon! Nawasi: Dadi, ye sub

A lady siting on a bench in

A lady siting on a bench in a PARK FAQEER: Hi darling! So u r in the mood to have some romance? Lady: How

M u h a b t

M U H A B B A T I S HQ OR P I Y A R YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla

1 orat coke pi rahi thi k

1 Orat Coke pi rahi thi k achanak us me se1machhar nikla or Bola’MAA..’! Orat Boli:me teri’MAA’nai hun Machar bola:esa na Bol MAA me

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4- BIMARI 5- MOUT 6- ? ? ? . .

A hurted line by boy whos friend

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook – – – – …- – –

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi to sab larka apni chair sa uth ker usa jaga dena lga phr us ne kuch kaha

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

Zndagi me jb tumko koi rasta dikhai

Zndagi me Jb Tumko koi Rasta Dikhai Na De, koi Manzil Dikhai Na De, Koi Apna Dikhai Na De, Tu Tum Mere Pas ana

Larki meri ammi ko tum boht pasnd

LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho. . . . Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se

Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend

Wt is the difference bw obama

Wt is the difference b/w obama & osama? One has no birth certificate & the other has no death certificate

1 larki ki dua kasam se

1 Larki Ki Dua; Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi, Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil

1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo

1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA 1 GHANTE SE POCH RHA HAI K.? HAPPY NEW

Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya

Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia ? Doctor : Nahi yaAr ‘ Is se To

A girl was crying bitterly mom

A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like a wicked witch? Mom: No! Daughter: Are my eyes

boy to girl friend koi

*. .BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi. Girl – I LOVE U. . .

Father if u pass in examsill gift

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle. Son: if i fail? Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles son: why? Father: faer

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

1 zoo me ek tota english

1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Bye is a little word that causes

‘BYE’ Is A Little Word That Causes So Much Pain .. The Person You Hold Now Might Never See You Again . . .

2 sardar station pohancheticket ly rahy thy

2 sardar station pohancheTicket ly rahy thy k train chal pari dono train k peeche bhage1 sardar sawar ho gaya, logon ne bari tareef

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

Always love wifeno life without wifewife se

Always love wife No life without wife Wife se pyar karo Wife ke sath wafadari karo aur imandar raho Ye mat socho..?? ‘WIFE KIS

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy… 1– Mohabat 2– Rishta 3– Aietebar or (‘, ‘) ))_/ _ 4–ITWAR

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

Mirza afor apple malik bfor banana

Mirza: A=for Apple Malik: B=for Banana Mirza: bili teri maasi Malik: choha tera nana