Jokes SMS Collection

Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki

Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap ki kitni beewian hain? Doctor: 2..;-)

Jee karta hai ki teri nili aankhon

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash! Yeh

Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya

zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne dino sy sir nahe dhoya.

Define a true music lover a

Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears

The difference betwin best frnd and just

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd asks: Nurse

Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi kha leta hun,or tm kya krti ho? Lrki(Tap kr

Usa ne choron ko pakarnay k liye

‘USA’ ne choron ko pakarnay k liye Aik machine banayi.. Uski shurowat ‘USA’ se ki gai, ‘USA’ mein us machine ne 30 mintue mn

1 larki ki dua kasam se

1 Larki Ki Dua; Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi, Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil

The only person on earth who can

The only person on Earth, who can ask women to stop talking and in reply gets a smile back from her is: . .

1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to

1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha Tum jahanum k raste pe ja rahe ho Sharabi chillaya O

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Real heart touching story a b0y

‘Real Heart Touching Story’ A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend. Next

Yar baat sun ek adress tou

Yar baat Sun.. Ek adress tou btaO? Jee? Daal salay ko Gaari main 😀 (‘;’)/ Ami. . | |Bori. . . | | [____]

Larka dil ruba larki balance bhijwa

Larka: ‘Dil ruba.’ Larki: ‘Balance bhijwa.’ Larka: ‘Paisay nahi.’ Larki: ‘Kaisay nahi?’ Larka: ‘Mehangai hai.’ Larki: ‘Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai.’

pakistani log sub se zyaada

*. . .Pakistani Log Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain? Sochen… ! Thora Or Sochen..? Nai Pataa… Bhikariyon SaY:-D

Husband 2 hotel manegr jaldi chalo

Husband 2 Hotel Manegr: Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti Hai Manegr: To mein kia kro Husband: Kaminy, Khirki

What is winning attitude 3 ants

WhAT is winning ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant cming. Ant 1: v vil kill hm Ant 2: v will break his legs, Ant

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

Marez doctor sy main 1month roz

Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr koi faida ni ho rha Dr: chalo kal sy

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Aladdin ka chiragh mila me ne

Aladdin ka chiragh mila! Me ne jin se bola: Mery sb frndz ka dimagh 10guna barha do! Jin hans kr bola: Multiplication doesnt apply

1 larka pee k aaya dad se

1 larka Pee k aaya, Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga! Dad: pee k aya h? Son: Nai To?

Boy i love u girlhahahahaha will die

Boy: I Love u Girl:hahahahaha Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Can’t Live without U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Will Snd U EasyLoad

Chae wala ek girl sebholi si surat

Chae wala ek girl se:’bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye!Girl reply:’kali si surat, haatho me ketli door khara chillae‘chae chae’

2 lovers in kfc larka kia khao

2 Lovers In K.F.C, Larka: Kia Khao Gi Jan? Larki: ‘Samosay’ Mangwalo Moral: Or Phasao Faisalabad Ki Bachi.:-)

Money talks mine always says

Money Talks; Mine Always Says, . . . . . . . . ‘Good-Bye!’

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

Kbi kbi yuhi sochta hu usne meri

Kbi kbi YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya Jb k hr bar maine Hi dia tha Rakshy ka kiraya /(”,) ‘..(‘O

Girl agar meri left leg ka lunch

Girl: agar meri left leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kia pasand karogay. BOY: may lunch or dinner k

Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy

Cutest proposal by a nursery class boy: Kya tu meleko apna addresh degi?? …Girl-Pal kyu?? : : : Boy-EK din baalat lekal aaunga na!!!

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager

Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye

1 bus driver ki seat k peechay

1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha… Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pohancha Donga… Or. Agar Aankh lag gai To

Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho to ‘Dil’ bolta hai, Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup

Arz kia hai khushiyan milen tumhen qadam

Arz Kia Hai.. Khushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam, Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam! Bura Laga? Plz Naraz Mat Hona. Acha Dusra Shair Suno

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe 1

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe. 1 ney kaha tum dono mein sey jo baad mein nehar sey nikle ga usey 500 rupe inaam

Boyfriend i love you could die for

Boyfriend: I Love You, I Could Die For You. Girlfriend: Awwwww, Sho Shweeet ? ? . ? . ? . How Soon ? ?

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

What to do when a girl is

What To Do When A Girl Is Not Responding To You On Facebook . , . … . . ????? . . Think Hard

Bahu ke 1 2 affair sunn kar

Bahu ke 1, 2 affair sunn kar SUSAR ne khudkushi kr li, 3,4 or sunn kr Husband ne Bhi.. : Mgr SAAS chup rhi,

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara intizar karta raha.. Jab kaafi der ho gayi to

Aaj jee bhar kar mujhe rone du

AAJ JEE BHAR KAR MUJHE RONE DU . . FARAZ . . AMMI NE SARI LARKON K NUMBER DELETE KAR DIYE HAIN.

Teacher y r u late all ur

TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND MAIN to KUTTEY ATY HAIN. SHER TO AKELA ATA

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi,

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le tesra ansu rokle, or chotha ansu dekhe to 1

Arey o popat friendwa kesa hai

Arey o popat Friendwa ? Kesa Hai Re tu, Bole To Apun ko Tera Bhot yaad Aawe Re Q k Jindagi Me Apun ko

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam

Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhen Gy Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali Mein Setting Ho Gai Hy |'(‘.’) Kya | |.|

On a cigarette shop board a

On a Cigarette shop board. ‘A man who loves a girl truely,will one day love me too.’ 😉

Phool insano se ziada khubsurat hote

Phool insano se Ziada khubsurat hote hain, Lekin kuch insan phoolo se bi zeyada khubsurat hote hain . Jaise k . . . ‘APP’

Meray to peron se us waqt zameen

meray to peron se us waqt zameen nikal gaye doston . . . . . jab us ne kaha . . . . .

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

Hume to apno ne peta gero me

hume to apno ne peta gero me kahan dam tha mere hadi bhi wahan toti jahan hospital band tha mujhe jis embolance me dala

Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola ‘Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V

1 kaali african larki ko jaadugar ne

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye. Larki khush ho k boli: Wow! Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?

If we were born kn0wing everything

If We WeRe BoRn Kn0wInG eVeRyThInG tHeN …wHaT w0uLd We Do WiTh AlL tHe TiMe 0n ThIs PlAnEt Be Pr0uD t0 sAy ‘I DON’T

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat me dil tutne pr hota ha Lekin mera zaati khayal hai Dhop me

Le jigar 3 bachion girls k mobile

Le jigar 3 bachion (girls) k mobile no * Lata Mangeshkar 04009555117 * Mukhtaran Mai 03556032182 * Abida Parveen 03196611888 * Ab Thanks bol

Aik larka apni girl friend se dat

Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo na apna Number check karoo girlfriend k mobile main

Jis trah aik machhr marne se aap

JIS TRAH AIK MACH’HR MARNE SE AAP SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO GE? THEAK USI TRAH DO,TEEN MSG KERNEY SE AAP BHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO

Interesting thing about tom jerry

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry ..?? . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Dear useryour wife can become mother without

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Boy jaan meri ankhon main to dekho

Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai? Girl:-: sacha pyar:-) Boy:-: O andhi! Baal nikaaL. ,(.’) /(( _//_ barrrri ayi sacha pyaar…

Replay i must sawal agar ap

Replay i$ MuSt! *sawal* agar ap apni Girlfrnd k sath 5 star hotel mein date pr hon romantic mahol ho ap k ilawa or

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar Sharif Nawaz Sharif Shehbaz Sharif HaMza Sharif Jab k

itni badtameez larki main ne zindagi

*. .Itni badtameez larki Main ne zindagi me nahi dekhi Jo sab k samne Mere kaan me kehti hay. ‘Aap k Account ki Raqam

1 bhikari ki lottery lgi to us

1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lgi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

O level school k bachay minar e pakistan top

O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe: Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city! . . . Govt skool k

Zindagi buhat qeemti hay 1 chinese

Zindagi Buhat qeemti hay, 1 Chinese writer likhta he k ‘shingoya chi chongo itima shin shum una moe pingo ching’ bilkul sahi baat hay,

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to sona he – Tail aya to film dekhni he

Mat parh chor day aray janey

Mat Parh Mat Parh Chor Day Mat Parh Aray Janey Day Abay Mat Parh Chal Mera Keya Jata Hai Parh Lay Mainey Kon Sa

Two question asked to pakistani gals in

Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never

Important notice to keep up with the

Important Notice! To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The President has decided to Change his Name to, MIAN

Wifebht pyar se suniye aaj meri salgirah

Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz’ Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, ‘Hm

Ek borrhey kissan ne apney be gunah betey

Ek Borrhey Kissan Ne Apney Be-gunah Betey Ko Jail Me Khat Likha ‘Pyarey Betey Me Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Sakta Mujse

1 admi k haath ki 6 ungliyaan

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien. Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay Socho Q? . . . . Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha

Faqeer 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga

Faqeer: 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga. Admi: Pepsi tu 15 ke hai. Faqeer: Girl Friend ko bhi pelaoonga. Admi: Faqeer ne bhi Girl

Zero meter sms aj kal karachi

Zero Meter SmS.. Aj Kal KARACHI K Halaat Aesy Hain _.-‘-._FaRaZ_.-‘-._ Jo Apny Ghar Pohnch Gya Wo ‘Sikandar’ . . . Or Jo Na

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Dua ki appeal plz ignore mat karna

“DUA ki Appeal” Plz ignore Mat karna Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho 1 Bachi jis ki umar 22 Saal Hai Bohat Pyari Hai

ek lrki jo larky asim

*’* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi aur s muhbt krta tha, Jb asim n ignore

Hum ne kab manga hai tum se

Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ” bus kabhi raste men milo to chommi dey diya karo……. 😀

Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile

Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu Q Nhi, Just A Minute .*Delete* *Delete* *Delete* Ye

Professor to student what is attention deficite

Professor to student: What is attention deficite hypractive disorder? Student: Jmblakdi bamba. Professor: Sorry i didnt understand anything you said. Student: Same here sir.

1 cheeta charas bna rha tha achank

1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha, Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola, Q zndgi Brbad krty ho? Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy, Ao

Kaash us ne aik baar kaha to

Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete Kr Deta

Son abba ethay aaja mom aisa

Son: abba ethay aaja Mom: aisa nahi bolte beta, abbu ko izzat k sath bulate hain. Son: abba izzat nal ethay aa ja.

yasmeen 10 sal ki thi

*. . .Yasmeen 10 sal ki thi jab usy ALI sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Ali ko

Any party which takes credit for the

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. Dwight Morrow

Closeup se daant saaf karain pepsodent

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir bhi white na hon to.. Bina sharmaye.. HARPIC use

Dengue song bheege pankh mere pyasa dank

Dengue SONG Bheege Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera Lagay Amrit Sa Mujhy Khoon Tera Kabhi Mere 7 Koi Raat Guzaar Tujhe Subha Tak Main

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will

Us ney mujay raat ko jangal

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal Main Akela Choor Diya … Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz . . . . . Jaab Piyar Kia

Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain! Maalik Makan: Te hor 1200/- wich ‘NARGIS’ Aa K