Jokes SMS Collection

The rain makes all things beautiful grass

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Janwron ki party me chuha whisky pi

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha Whisky Pi K Tunn Tha Billi: Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati Chuha: Chali Ja Nhi

Larki maa aj rasty m kuch

larki: maa aj rasty m kuch lago ne merarape kr diya maa: haye ye kya ho gya ab to tu kuwari hi maa ban

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nasha hay ‘Farzana Wo to baad me pata chala, kamini Churs peti thi ROZANA. (‘.’) /{

Nhi yr bt wo nhi hy maine

Nhi yr bt wo nhi hy maine Amna ko pehle b smjhya tha k mere sath pyar ka drama na kre main sb jan

Wife main driver ko nokari se nikaal

Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj main dousri bar marte marte bachi houn… Husband: Begum, please.. “ussay Ek

Aladdin ka chiragh mila me ne

Aladdin ka chiragh mila! Me ne jin se bola: Mery sb frndz ka dimagh 10guna barha do! Jin hans kr bola: Multiplication doesnt apply

Dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota

dil ko sabse zaida dard kab hota hai? fail hone par? nai pyar mein dhoka milne par? nai dil ko sabse zaida dard tab

K sheikh sarak par chal raha tha

Ék sheikh sarak par chal raha tha, achanak nichay jhuka or sark pr hath laga kr bola: ‘ Fittay Moonh, Loki thukk vi enj

Husband sitting near to his wife n

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No

1 mithoo 0r us ka

*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis Guzri To Totay Ne C.T Bajai… Wo Piche Mur

Altaf husain enters bigg boss 6

ALTAF HUSAIN enters BIGG BOSS 6..!! . Next Day.. .subha 7 bje . . . . . . ALTAF bhai chahte hai ki BIGG

solid beizzztii boy you are

~ Solid Beizzztii ~ Boy: You Are My Drug Girl: Ahaaan, So You Are Addicted To Me ? ? ? Boy: No, You Ruin

Ek admi roz nai joti pehen kar

ek admi roz nai nai joti pehen kar ata tha us se us ke dost ne pocha ye tum kaha le ate ho wo

Research k motabiq dingue virus kia

Research k motabiq dingue virus kia hy? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I met money 1 day said u

I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,

You broke my heart

You Broke My Heart . . … . . I Broke Your Jaw Scores Settled..! =P =D

Aik chuti hathi k upar baith kr

Aik ChuÑti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi. Raste Me Kaccha Pull Aa Jata Hai.! Usay Daikh k ChuÑti Boli . .

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi to sab larka apni chair sa uth ker usa jaga dena lga phr us ne kuch kaha

Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao

Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr Hi Q Khaon? ADMI Ki Wife: Abay Ye Totla

Mila wo ek din bhuja sa udasion

mila wo ek din bhuja bhuja sa, udasion mein rach basa sa, jo main ne poocha udas q ho? tum itne gum sum batao

Pia air hostess passenger se aaap khana

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aaap Khana Khayen ge…? Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….??? . . . …. . . . . Air Hostess:

Class room mein urdu grammer ki

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai’ is jumly mein ‘Umer’ kya

Doctor charsi se cigarette noshi insan

Doctor charsi Se Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista mar deti hai. . . . . . Charsi: Tay theek ae na… sanu keri

Girl paroos wali buddhi aunty mujhe bohat

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen. Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI

Best mom in world is punjabi who

Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom Who Never Let Her Child Cry Whenever She Sees Tears In Her Baby’s Eyes, She Says ‘Hun

night packages ne to hmen bhooka

*’* Night Packages Ne To Hmen Bhooka Maar Diya Hai, *’* FARAZ *’* *’* Jis Ghar Men B Daketi Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Pakistani k lea sher h suno pahle

PAKISTANI K LEA SHER H SUNO…. PAHLE THA PAKISTAN KA NARA K PAKISTAN ZINDABAD… AB H PAKISTAN KA NARA PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG…

wese main keh raha tha k

/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga Apko

ek ladki class me gana ga

*. .Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me! Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki

Obama humare pass britney shakira anejlina

Obama- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser ‘EMRAN HASHMI’ Hai.

Maa ny kaha facebook chor do abba

Maa ny kaha Facebook chor do! Abba ny kaha night pakg chor do! Doston ny kaha mobile sy Balance chorana chor do! Paro ny

Lahore ki larkiyan dholki bajati hain multan

Lahore Ki Larkiyan Dholki Bajati Hain Multan Ki Larkiyan Halwa Banati Hain Faisla Bad Ki Larkiyan Kachorian Banati Hain Karachi Ki Larkiyan Pagal Banati

Britishcan u swim sindhino britishdog is better

British:Can u Swim? Sindhi:No British:Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Sindhi:Can u Swim? British:Yes Sindhi:Den Whats the Differnc btwn u & Dog..

Shah jahan ne taj mehal kiher khirkiher

Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehal kiHer khirki,Her deewar,Her meenar,Her chez ko dekha, Aur bola. Maa kasam, bohot kharcha hogya bachi k chakar me..

A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a

A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a clerk in a hotel He kises hr fngrs & asks Wat can I do 4U?Girl:jst tel d

Father 10th class ke baad ab tum

Father: 10th class ke baad ab tum kya karna chahte ho? Beta: BCA! Father: Very good! Par yeh BCA hota kya hai? . .

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya

aqal mand aur samaj dar

*. . .Aqal Mand Aur Samaj Dar Admi Jb Koi Khas Aur Eham Faisla Krta Hy, To Apni Ankhein Band Krta Hy, Bohat Sochta

What will you call a person jis

What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab Ho Gai ho?? any guess? nahi pata? simple !

Teacher cheel ko english me kia kehte

Teacher: Cheel ko english me kia kehte hain ? Asad:Eagle Teacher: Agr cheel beemar hojae to ? Asad: illegal..

Agar koi khan sahb apko dekh k

Agar koi KHAN Sahb Apko Dekh k Muskuraye To iska kya Matlab Hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Teri Markeet

Ye magic winters me krne ka hai

Ye magic winters me krne ka hai 1glas me thnda pani lain or usy apny qreb bethy shaks pe dal den Wo thnda pani

Newz alrt barish hony or mosum

NEWZ ALRT.. Barish hony or mosum khosh gawar hony ke waja sy bachiyan chatoon py aagai hn. Larkon sy guzarish hy k srif apni

Boy abu muje moter cycle le

Boy : Abu Muje moter cycle le kr dain. Baap: ALLAH Ne do Tangain kis lie di Hain? . . . . . .

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat

Bra naz ha na tuje apni wehshat pe ay ‘DAINGI’ machar, zra Zardari ko lar k dikao hum b manein ge |'(‘:’) | )

If you are in tension nothing

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will

Pathan peheli ek shaks ne shadi ki

pathan peheli: ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey ba’d apni BV ko talaq diya batao kiyoo? Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi

Why american names are like jackson wilson

Why American Names Are Like JACKSON WILSON MARKSON ROBINSON KENSON ANDERSON DAVIDSON JEMSON JOHNSON Bcoz Mom Cant Remembr WHO Is WHOSE SON

1 dehati ne fivestar hotel chaye

1 Dehati ne five_star hotel chaye ka orde r dia, Waiter ne 1 choty se cup me chaye di, Dehati 1 sans me chaye

Sardar ke peeche kutta pada woh pareshaan

SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA, TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA

1 building k 110th floor pr 3

1 Building K 110th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy,1 Din Lift khrab Thi,UnhoNe Serhiyo Se Upr Jane Ka Fesla Kia,Boriat Se Bachny K

1 andha police me bhrti hony k

1 Andha Police Me Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Oficer Ne Pucha Tumhy Hm Kis Lye Rakhen? Andhy Ne Jawab Dya Andha Dhun Firing

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina mehnat k, Bas call karain aur batayain GIRLFRIEND ka

Aey emaan waalon kaise ho

Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Tv on karo abhi abhi government

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Geo ki taaza taza reporttaliban nay karachi

GEO ki taaza taza Report ‘TALIBAN’ nay Karachi may Samandar ko aag laga di GEO to aise GEO ‘Lambi Lambi Chor K GEO” ‘GEO’

2 men went a call girl 1st

2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said Naa My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And

Larka apne papa sepapa m apni girl

Larka apne papa se Papa m apni girl friend ko kia don Papa. Wo dikhne m kasi h? Larka:WonderfulBeautifulSmartCuteNazuk pari Papa Mera number dedo

1 machhar ne admi ko din me

1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te ho… Machhar:- Zardari ka dor hai dear, ghar k

Yaha b ho ga waha ab to

yaha b ho ga waha b ho ga ab to sary jaha me ho ga kiya? soooji ka halwa happy shanab

Although pakistan is a corrupt country

Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D

Kid aunty mummy ne chini mangi

Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne ? ? Kid :

Height of ghurbatfaqeer 2 rupay ka sawaal

Height of Ghurbat: Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba… Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai.

mother beti rishta pasand aya

*. .Mother: beti rishta pasand aya Beti: ji haan lakin larka mota ha, Mother: beti T.V 14′ inch ka ho ya 40′ inch ka

Never hold ur gases inside they

Never hold ur ‘GASES’ inside. They travel into ur body & into ur brain & that’s y u get SHITTY ideas. So, Blast loudly

Is msg ko itna phailaen k

Is Msg Ko Itna Phailaen K . . . . . . . . . . Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pohnch Jaye . .

A poster showing fish caught on

A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It

Arey o popat friendwa kesa hai

Arey o popat Friendwa ? Kesa Hai Re tu, Bole To Apun ko Tera Bhot yaad Aawe Re Q k Jindagi Me Apun ko

Ek aurat ne cinema phone kr k

Ek Aurat ne Cinema phone kr k Manager se pucha: Konsi Film chal rahi hai? Manager: ‘AAO PYAR KAREN’ Aurat: KAMEENAY! Manager: G wo

Master g apney student sekoi aashiqi wala

Master g apney student se:koi aashiqi wala sher sunaostdnt:Mota mrta moti peBhooka marta roti peMaster g ki 2 betiyaanMe to mrta choti pe.

1 shrabi apne ghar ka tala khol

1 Shrabi Apne Ghar Ka Tala Khol rha Tha par Hath Kanp Rahe Thy Parosi bola:Me Tala Khol Don Shrabi:Yar Tala To Me Khol

Master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke

master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke sy sawal pocha larka jawab na dy ska us ne dosri larki sy pochne ke koshis ke

nikley hum dunia ki bheer main

*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Ha Jisy Ham Msg Nhi Karty.

Hamesha ache aur tameez k sms kia

Hamesha ache aur tameez k Sms kia karo, Ta k jab tum mar jao to log kahein, – – – – – – –

Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same

Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain. 2. Dono Azan daitay hain. 3. Dono ki nazar

1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital

1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti

Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain

Dunya ki 3 haseen tareen cheezain… . . . . . . . . . . . . 1)Subah ki neend 2) Dupaeher ki

Raat 3 bajy phone aya hello

Raat 3 bajy phone aya:- ‘Hello, yahan Shagufta Mehfooz rehti hai?’ Aadmi ghusay se:- ‘kaminy raat k 3 bajy Shagufta mery paas hoti tu

Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata

*Kabhi Kabhi Mere DiL Main Khayal Aata Hy . .. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Khayal Dhonda ja Raha Hy? .

Wives are like incoming calls lovers outgoing

Wives are like Incoming Calls. Lovers are like Outgoing Calls. Aunties are like 2ll free Calls. Call girls are like Roaming Calls. Neighbour Girls

Baap beta is bar exam main

Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me to is bar 1OO% Launga. Baap: Kyun mazaq kar

Teachr konsa parinda sub se tez urta

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai? Student: Haathi! Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai? Student: Wo MQM mein Hain. Teachr: Mera

Closeup se daant saaf karain pepsodent

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir bhi white na hon to.. Bina sharmaye.. HARPIC use

Mehman nawazi mezban lassi tusi pinday

(Mehman Nawazi) Mezban: Lassi tusi pinday Nhi,Chaa Asi Pilani Nhi,Roti da Time Ni,Bottle da Mosam Ni,Hon dasso,ki kariay? Mehman: Balance e puwa deyo fir,

Naukarani malkan ap udaas kyun hai malkan

Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de

A deep love story once

A Deep lOve stOry . Once upOn a time.. true lOvers went fOr a long walk 🙂 . . . . . . ..

Ummeed 1 gadha dosre se

=UMMEED = 1 gadha dosre se. ‘yaar, mera malik mujhe bht baghata hai’ Dusra:’To bhag kyun nhi jata?’ Pehla:’Bhag to mein jaoun lekin ..,Malik

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

Suno gaur se pepsi walo buri nazar

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, chahe jitna DEW pilalo, sabse aage hoga NIMBU-PANI!! humne piya hai tum bhi

A mans silence can break womans

a man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into thousand of pieces…….while a woman’s silence can gibe a man thousands moments of peace.

Zndagi me jb tumko koi rasta dikhai

Zndagi me Jb Tumko koi Rasta Dikhai Na De, koi Manzil Dikhai Na De, Koi Apna Dikhai Na De, Tu Tum Mere Pas ana

Ek chor ki faryad night packeges

Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis Ghar Men Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4- BIMARI 5- MOUT 6- ? ? ? . .

Sardar bachpan mein maa ki bat suni

Sardar: Bachpan Mein Maa Ki Bat Suni Hoti Tu Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Parta Judge: Kya Kehti Thi Maa? Sardar: Jb Bat Hi

Fresh flowers for you what are

Fresh flowers for you . . what are you looking for ???? . . have some sense . yeh mobile hai ‘gamla nahii……………!

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

When someone says expect the unexpected

When Someone Says ‘Expect The Unexpected’ . . … . . I Like To PUNCH Them In The Face To Express My Agreement …