Category: Jokes SMS

Jokes SMS

uljhay huwe halat ka shikwa na

*’* Uljhay Huwe Halat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar , Khairaat M Khushyn Ki Tamana Na Kya Kar,

*’* So Baar Kaha Itni Muhbt Nhi Achi, So Bar Kaha Itna Bharosa Na Kia Kar,

*’* Halat Tujhko Mujhse Na Milne kbi Dengay , Ae Behanana Mere ….. Meri Tamana na kya Kar,

*’* Kya Jane Ye Kis Morr Pay Le Jae Zamana, Tu Mujhko Kisi Pal B Alheda Na Kia Kar,

*’* Mumkin Hy Kisi Roz Bichar Jaon Achanak , Tu Mujh Se Piyar Itna Ziyada Na Kia Kar…

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON

SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER HATH RAGDNA SHORO KAR DIYA 5 MINUTE HO GAE JIN NAHE NIKLA

TU SARDAR ARAM SE BATH GYA LOGON NE POUCHA SARDAR JI KYA HOWA JIN KYON NAHE NIKLA

SARDAR NE KAHA PATA NAHE KYA WAJA HAI CHARAGH TU 2 MINUTE RAGROO JIN NIKAL JATA HAI

MAIN NE ES 5 MINUTE RAGRA HAI PHIR BE JIN NAHE NIKLA

{by Y.ALI}

Girl sho se sir kal

Girl = S.H.O se

sir

Kal 1 admi ne Meri izat loot li

Pahle us ne

Meri sarhi utari

Phir blouse utara,phir brazier

Phir Mere mammay dabaey

Meri nipples ko choosa

Phir panty utari,phir 20 Minutes tak mujhy geela krta raha

Phir apna lun Meri choot mei rakh kr Maza leta raha 20 Minutes baad apna lun Meri gand k andar dala or phir jb farikh hony laga To Lun gand se nikala or sari Mony Meri breast pr daal di,

S.H.O= hun Ma

F.I.R likhan ya Muth Maran

hamari taraf sy apko apke

*’* Hamari Taraf Sy

Apko,

Apke Ghar Walun Ko,

Apke Nankon,

Dadkon Ko,

Saray Wad Waderon Ko,

Ap K Azezon,

Rishtedaron Ko,

Har Niky Wady Ko,

Har Choty Motay Ko,

Sub Kaky Kakiyon Ko,

Sub Gawandiyon Ko,

Sub Chachy Phupiyon Ko,

Dadpotry Dadpotriyon Ko,

Sub Muleron Phupheriyon Ko,

Sub Maasiyon Maseron Ko,

Aap Ki Majh,

Katay Katiyon Ko,

Wachi Wacheon aur Gaa’n Ko,

Apke Kukar Kukriyon Ko,

Apke Choochy Chochyon Ko,

ADWANCE NEW YEAR MUBARIK ,

Koi Reh Gaya Ho To Sorry.

jin larko aur larkiyon ki

*. . .Jin larko aur larkiyon ki shadi nhi horahi he

Unko chahiye k hr namaz k bad ye amal karen

inshaallah faida hoga. . .*

har namaz ke bad

apne

aami aba ki tarf mo kr ke

10 bar zor zor se chilla kr

ye alfaz bolen

MERI SHADI KARAwao

MERI SHADI KARAwao

inshaallah shadi ka to pata nhi

han tabiyat zaror saf hojae gi.

frwd kren taky or log mehroom na hojaen..:-):-P;-)

r O c K I N G….. . . . . . . . . . .

Larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly perpumes

‘larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly’

perpumes

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love letters

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cd plyer

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latest cd’s

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greeting cards

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air freshners

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.mobile sim with difrent pekages

or

‘shadi k baad’

disparin & brufin

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lon application

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nu paid electric & gas bills

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medical reports

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.empty wallet

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fedar and pempers

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qreeb or dor k aynak

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poly colour

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or bed k sirhany rakhi kitaab

‘moat ka manzar’

3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the

3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the k achank 1 pari i or kaha k mai tum 3 ki 1,1 wish pori karo gi

1st:mai white or handsome hona chata hn.pari ne us ko white or handsome kr dia 2nd wale ne bhi ye hi wish ki. us ki bhi wish pori ho gai.

3rd wala hans raha tha . pari ne bola haso mat wish kro,

3rd wala:in dono ko phir kala k…ar do.

moral:frndz hote hi kaminay hain:-)