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Operation se pehlay doctor ne phoolon k

Operation se Pehlay doctor ne Phoolon k haar mangwaey Mariz:Ye kis liye Doc: puttar Mera 1st opertion hai Agr kamyab hua to mere liye

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers and demanded

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene… plz donate. i have donated

New pakistani team for world cup 2011

New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011 Coach Khuwab aalam. Team 1. Imran faqeer 2. Salman jutt 3. Bonus khan 4. Shoaib jhalak 5.

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata ..? Zakhmi LARKI

Mr bean went to the guiness books

Mr. Bean Went To The Guiness Book’s Office To Check If He’s Still The Number 1 Comedian.. He Came Out Angrily Shouting.. Who’s ”Altaf

A japanese came to india he took

A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on the way a honda overtakes Japanese:- HONDA made in

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyun

Ladies Ko Petrol Pump Ke Bahar Kyun Utaar Diya Jaata Hai?? . . . . . Kyunke Petrol Pump Par Likha Hota Hai Aag

Dil main he mere dard e bhutto dard e bhutto wo

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal

What s sms s srf

What ¡s SMS? . . . . . S- S¡rf M- Muft Ka S- S¡r Dard ;-( Naa Karo To Log Sochty Hain K

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon

SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay? Son:3rd Class Ki Ladkio?N Ko Tution Parhaonga

Girl darling ek 1000 ka card to

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to sendKarona mera balance end ho gaya hai,Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone

This iz crime story five friendz lived

This iz crime story. Five friendz lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time

Tv on karo abhi abhi government

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga

Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna

Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630 cash tmharay nam krti hoon! Nawasi: Dadi, ye sub

A lady siting on a bench in

A lady siting on a bench in a PARK FAQEER: Hi darling! So u r in the mood to have some romance? Lady: How

M u h a b t

M U H A B B A T I S HQ OR P I Y A R YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla

1 orat coke pi rahi thi k

1 Orat Coke pi rahi thi k achanak us me se1machhar nikla or Bola’MAA..’! Orat Boli:me teri’MAA’nai hun Machar bola:esa na Bol MAA me

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4- BIMARI 5- MOUT 6- ? ? ? . .

A hurted line by boy whos friend

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who’s Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook – – – – …- – –

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi

1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi to sab larka apni chair sa uth ker usa jaga dena lga phr us ne kuch kaha

A lady call 2 a fire brigade

A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay Sardar: Pani Dalo.. Lady: Dala Aag Nahi Bujhi. Sa

Height of innocence small kid on

Height Of Innocence: Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School Today. Madam: Who Are You?? Kid: My Papa Is

Zndagi me jb tumko koi rasta dikhai

Zndagi me Jb Tumko koi Rasta Dikhai Na De, koi Manzil Dikhai Na De, Koi Apna Dikhai Na De, Tu Tum Mere Pas ana

Larki meri ammi ko tum boht pasnd

LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho. . . . Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se

Beggar sahib 10 rupe de do coffee

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend

Wt is the difference bw obama

Wt is the difference b/w obama & osama? One has no birth certificate & the other has no death certificate

1 larki ki dua kasam se

1 Larki Ki Dua; Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi, Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain Jala Dungi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil

1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo

1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA 1 GHANTE SE POCH RHA HAI K.? HAPPY NEW

Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya

Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia ? Doctor : Nahi yaAr ‘ Is se To

A girl was crying bitterly mom

A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like a wicked witch? Mom: No! Daughter: Are my eyes

boy to girl friend koi

*. .BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi. Girl – I LOVE U. . .

Father if u pass in examsill gift

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle. Son: if i fail? Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles son: why? Father: faer

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

1 zoo me ek tota english

1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Bye is a little word that causes

‘BYE’ Is A Little Word That Causes So Much Pain .. The Person You Hold Now Might Never See You Again . . .

2 sardar station pohancheticket ly rahy thy

2 sardar station pohancheTicket ly rahy thy k train chal pari dono train k peeche bhage1 sardar sawar ho gaya, logon ne bari tareef

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

Always love wifeno life without wifewife se

Always love wife No life without wife Wife se pyar karo Wife ke sath wafadari karo aur imandar raho Ye mat socho..?? ‘WIFE KIS

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy… 1– Mohabat 2– Rishta 3– Aietebar or (‘, ‘) ))_/ _ 4–ITWAR

Arz kia hai mere hath me dikhte

Arz kia hai…. Mere hath me dikhte gulab jamun pr nazar na daal jalim……badi mehnat se churaye hai ye mane halwai ki dukan se…….;))

Mirza afor apple malik bfor banana

Mirza: A=for Apple Malik: B=for Banana Mirza: bili teri maasi Malik: choha tera nana

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3

Bhang ka aik glass dimagh ko 3 ghante tak A.C k barabr thandak pohncha skta hai. Bijli ki bajaye agr hr ghar me bhang

teacher btao cold drink nuksan deti

*’* Teacher. Btao Cold Drink Nuksan Deti Hai Ya Faida ? Student. Agar Koi Pila Dy To Faida Agr Pilani Parr Jae To Nuqsaan.

Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnaijsne

Japan ne chor pkrne ki machine bnai,jsne USA me 30min me 5 pakre,China me 15min me 6 pakre,Uk me 5min me 10 chor pakre,Pak

To impress his date a young man

To Impress his Date a YOung Man tOok her tO Very Nice Italian Restaurant.. He Picked up Menu & Ordered Giuseppe SpOmdalucci.. . .

Boy janeman tute huye dil se

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya

Khan lrki phsani ati hasardar nhikhan bara

Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy

Frog 2 nujoomiplz tell my futurenujoomia young

Frog 2 Nujoomi:Plz tell my future! Nujoomi:A young smart girl, will touch ur body. Frog:WÖW! when & where? Nujoomi:Next semester, in Biology lab@

Suna hai jangalon ka bhi koi

Suna Hai Jangalon Ka Bhi Koi Dastur Hota Hai Suna Hai Sherr Ka Jab Pait Bhar Jaii To Woh Hamla Nahi Karta

best kharidari husband ne pan

*’* BEST KHARIDARI *’* Husband Ne Pan Khareed Kar Wife Ko Khane K Liye Dia, Wife, Ap Apne Liye Kyn Nhi Le Rhy Husband.

girl ap k pas 12 inch

*. .Girl: Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai? Shopkeper: Han hai, kitne dun? Girl Mujhe nahi chahiye, yeh condom jo bhi le,

Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani

DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla dost”: nahi bartan dhonay k liye

My msg 2 da wrld if

My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!

Kamzoriyon se dr kr shadi na gbrana

Kamzoriyon se dr kr shadi se na gbrana . . . ‘DOST’ . Taqat ka Khzana.. Hamdard Dwa Khana, Chowk Yateem Khana…

Girl kiya hum mcdonalds ja sakte hain

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Haan agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u Girl: kuch dair soch k boli

Raat ko 2 sharabiyo ne talaab mai

Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchayi Dekhi 1st: Ye Kya Ha 2nd: Abey Ye Chand Ha 1st: Salay Ghar Chal

1 japani ne pakistan me taxi safar

1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI me safar kiya.. Rastay se jatay huwe Toyota guzri.. Japani bola: Toyota! Made in Japan, Very Fast Phr

That mini heart attack you get when

That MINI HEART ATTACK You Get When You Don’t Feel Your Phone In Your … Pocket. . . !!! =P ;-

Breaking news abhi yblock aur jail road

(Breaking news) Abhi Yblock aur Jail Road pe 2 car deikhi gai ahin jin main Dhamaka khaiz Buchian hain Haso na Labo un ko

Ek aurat faqeer se maine tumhain

Ek Aurat Faqeer Se: Maine Tumhain Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai : . . . . . Faqeer: Kiya Mam-Saab. Kal Hi To FACEBOOK

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya.. Q . . Q k . . . Us

shaikh ki biwi bas b karo

*. .Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, Shaikh: Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Shadeed garmi me bus stop pe log

Shadeed Garmi Me Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K Intezar Me Khare They. 1 Faqeer Aya, Sab Logon Se Bheek Li, Or Taxi Me

Golden opportunities 1 internet email

‘GOLDEN OPPORTUNITIES’ 1) INTERNET & EMAIL WORLD WIDE MARKETING SERVICE FOR YOUR DESIRED COUNTRY OR DESIRED PROFESSION i.e BLOG POSTING FREE POST ADS EMAIL

Jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen

jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen faraz wo log kbhi toot kr bikhra nhi krty

Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho to ‘Dil’ bolta hai, Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup

1 admi samamdr men doob gyais ne

1 admi samamdr men doob gya.is ne dua ki k Ya Allah muje yahan se nikal de men teri rah men daigh dun ga.

Boy tumhara naam kya hai girlsaminaor

boy :Tumhara naam Kya hai Girl:Samina,or tumhara Boy :Kamina Girl:Jhoot mat bolo Boy :Tu 5 mint mere paas beth k dekh le, Tu khud

Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs

ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2 Bat 1st Aus : 270/5 (50) Pak : 273/4

Father beta is bar exam main tumhain

Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain Beta: nahi abbu main tu 100% laon ga Baap: kiyon mazaq ker rahai

Master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke

master sab ne parhate howe 1 larke sy sawal pocha larka jawab na dy ska us ne dosri larki sy pochne ke koshis ke

Chae wala ek girl sebholi si surat

Chae wala ek girl se:’bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye!Girl reply:’kali si surat, haatho me ketli door khara chillae‘chae chae’

12 se 20 saal ki larki12 larki

12 se 20 saal ki larki12 se 20 saal ki larki FOOTBALL ki tarha hoti hy,1 k peche 22 log hote hein,21 se 30

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Women are like electric current if

Women are like Electric Current! If handled with Care they will Light Up Your Life! But, If Mishandled they will give you Shocks throughout

Boy and girl ek park me bethay

Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti ki ki$$ Li Boy: agar bura na mano to

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha mareez

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha ‘mareez ki tabiat kesi he?’ pathan:’tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he’

At night girl saycome on get

At night Girl say’Come on Get into my umbrella’ But He said, ‘Its Ok Sister! Thanx’ & Walked Away Moral: Moral voral kuch nhi,

1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!” 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly

Friend instead of hospital why did you

Friend: Instead of Hospital, Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy. Sardar: ALL the Child Were crying When They Born,

1pagal2sre pagal se tum kiss din

1pagal_2sre pagal se: Tum kiss din paida hoye? 2sra pagal_: Itwar ko. Pehla pagal: Tum mujhey pagal bna rhe ho, itwar ko to chti

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat me dil tutne pr hota ha Lekin mera zaati khayal hai Dhop me

E kaash kahin aisa hota ki do

e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni

Ab aap b ban saktay hain apni GIRLFRIEND k Bachay k Baap, Wo b bina mehnat k, Bas call karain aur batayain GIRLFRIEND ka

Dulhan ki shadi se pehly aakhri nimaz

Dulhan Ki Shadi Se Pehly Aakhri Nimaz K Baad Ki Dua , , , , , , , , ‘RABBA’ Ya Te Sas Changi

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

Momsmi report key mutabak aaj rat

momsmi report key mutabak aaj rat aasman sey garaj chamk key sath gulab jaman barfi or ras guley girney key imkan hen is lye

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Punjab k larko ki zindagi k 2

Punjab k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain 1st Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nhi Karwaty Or 2nd:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi

Larkaburqay wali ko cherty huy jaha

Larka(burqay wali ko cherty huy) Jaha Sabzi waha DAALDA Kesi ho Meri KHALIDA? Burqay Wali: Ghor se Dekh K Manhoos na daalda na khalida

An english philosopher says 1 ansu

An English Philosopher says, 1 Ansu, blood k 30 Drops k equal hai , Agr koi ap k liye Rota ha, Its mean, Wo

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Aik gadha dosre seyar mera malik muje

aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi jata?Pehla:bhaag to me jaon lekin mere malik ki bari

Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor

Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do, wo ‘KABARI’ hai, bekaar cheez par nazar rakhna uski

Why pakistani girls are not in sport

WHy pakistani Girls are not in Sport ? Only 10% are playing hockey . chess , tennis . cricket. beacuse ,,,, The other 90

2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi

2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi Ye Mera Hai Phr Dono Aik Dosray K Bal

Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle

Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand please speak in english. Lady: my londa is gironda