Jokes SMS Collection

Boyfriend i love you could die for

Boyfriend: I Love You, I Could Die For You. Girlfriend: Awwwww, Sho Shweeet ? ? . ? . ? . How Soon ? ?

Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha ab konsa ghomengi? Peche se Dada bola: Kaburstan

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

What to do when a girl is

What To Do When A Girl Is Not Responding To You On Facebook . , . … . . ????? . . Think Hard

Bahu ke 1 2 affair sunn kar

Bahu ke 1, 2 affair sunn kar SUSAR ne khudkushi kr li, 3,4 or sunn kr Husband ne Bhi.. : Mgr SAAS chup rhi,

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala

Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara intizar karta raha.. Jab kaafi der ho gayi to

Aaj jee bhar kar mujhe rone du

AAJ JEE BHAR KAR MUJHE RONE DU . . FARAZ . . AMMI NE SARI LARKON K NUMBER DELETE KAR DIYE HAIN.

Teacher y r u late all ur

TEACHER: Y R U LATE??? ALL UR CLASSMATES CAME TO CLASS ON TIME??? STUDENT: JHUND MAIN to KUTTEY ATY HAIN. SHER TO AKELA ATA

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi,

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le tesra ansu rokle, or chotha ansu dekhe to 1

Arey o popat friendwa kesa hai

Arey o popat Friendwa ? Kesa Hai Re tu, Bole To Apun ko Tera Bhot yaad Aawe Re Q k Jindagi Me Apun ko

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam

Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhen Gy Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali Mein Setting Ho Gai Hy |'(‘.’) Kya | |.|

On a cigarette shop board a

On a Cigarette shop board. ‘A man who loves a girl truely,will one day love me too.’ 😉

Phool insano se ziada khubsurat hote

Phool insano se Ziada khubsurat hote hain, Lekin kuch insan phoolo se bi zeyada khubsurat hote hain . Jaise k . . . ‘APP’

Meray to peron se us waqt zameen

meray to peron se us waqt zameen nikal gaye doston . . . . . jab us ne kaha . . . . .

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

Hume to apno ne peta gero me

hume to apno ne peta gero me kahan dam tha mere hadi bhi wahan toti jahan hospital band tha mujhe jis embolance me dala

Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola ‘Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V

1 kaali african larki ko jaadugar ne

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye. Larki khush ho k boli: Wow! Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?

If we were born kn0wing everything

If We WeRe BoRn Kn0wInG eVeRyThInG tHeN …wHaT w0uLd We Do WiTh AlL tHe TiMe 0n ThIs PlAnEt Be Pr0uD t0 sAy ‘I DON’T

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb

Log kehty hy k insan ko sb se zyada dukh mohbat me dil tutne pr hota ha Lekin mera zaati khayal hai Dhop me

Le jigar 3 bachion girls k mobile

Le jigar 3 bachion (girls) k mobile no * Lata Mangeshkar 04009555117 * Mukhtaran Mai 03556032182 * Abida Parveen 03196611888 * Ab Thanks bol

Aik larka apni girl friend se dat

Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo na apna Number check karoo girlfriend k mobile main

Jis trah aik machhr marne se aap

JIS TRAH AIK MACH’HR MARNE SE AAP SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO GE? THEAK USI TRAH DO,TEEN MSG KERNEY SE AAP BHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO

Interesting thing about tom jerry

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry ..?? . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Dear useryour wife can become mother without

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Boy jaan meri ankhon main to dekho

Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai? Girl:-: sacha pyar:-) Boy:-: O andhi! Baal nikaaL. ,(.’) /(( _//_ barrrri ayi sacha pyaar…

Replay i must sawal agar ap

Replay i$ MuSt! *sawal* agar ap apni Girlfrnd k sath 5 star hotel mein date pr hon romantic mahol ho ap k ilawa or

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ? Pathan Ans. Mard Q k Mardon Main UMar Sharif Nawaz Sharif Shehbaz Sharif HaMza Sharif Jab k

itni badtameez larki main ne zindagi

*. .Itni badtameez larki Main ne zindagi me nahi dekhi Jo sab k samne Mere kaan me kehti hay. ‘Aap k Account ki Raqam

1 bhikari ki lottery lgi to us

1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lgi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela

Why student fail sundays 52 in a yeardays

WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1

O level school k bachay minar e pakistan top

O Level School k bachay Minar-e-Pakistan k top pe: Wow man,wt a gr8, kool view of the city! . . . Govt skool k

Zindagi buhat qeemti hay 1 chinese

Zindagi Buhat qeemti hay, 1 Chinese writer likhta he k ‘shingoya chi chongo itima shin shum una moe pingo ching’ bilkul sahi baat hay,

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to sona he – Tail aya to film dekhni he

Mat parh chor day aray janey

Mat Parh Mat Parh Chor Day Mat Parh Aray Janey Day Abay Mat Parh Chal Mera Keya Jata Hai Parh Lay Mainey Kon Sa

Two question asked to pakistani gals in

Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never

Important notice to keep up with the

Important Notice! To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The President has decided to Change his Name to, MIAN

1 larka pee k aaya dad se

1 larka Pee k aaya, Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga! Dad: pee k aya h? Son: Nai To?

Wifebht pyar se suniye aaj meri salgirah

Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz’ Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, ‘Hm

Ek borrhey kissan ne apney be gunah betey

Ek Borrhey Kissan Ne Apney Be-gunah Betey Ko Jail Me Khat Likha ‘Pyarey Betey Me Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Sakta Mujse

1 admi k haath ki 6 ungliyaan

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien. Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay Socho Q? . . . . Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha

Faqeer 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga

Faqeer: 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga. Admi: Pepsi tu 15 ke hai. Faqeer: Girl Friend ko bhi pelaoonga. Admi: Faqeer ne bhi Girl

Zero meter sms aj kal karachi

Zero Meter SmS.. Aj Kal KARACHI K Halaat Aesy Hain _.-‘-._FaRaZ_.-‘-._ Jo Apny Ghar Pohnch Gya Wo ‘Sikandar’ . . . Or Jo Na

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya

Log bolte hai piyar main zuban

Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho to ‘Dil’ bolta hai, Aur agar ‘Dil’ bhi chup

Maa aaj school se itni jaldi kaise

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaye? Bacha: Machar ko Mara To Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi Maa: Aisa Kyon? Bacha: Machar Teacher k

Dua ki appeal plz ignore mat karna

“DUA ki Appeal” Plz ignore Mat karna Roz kitny faltu Msg krty Ho 1 Bachi jis ki umar 22 Saal Hai Bohat Pyari Hai

ek lrki jo larky asim

*’* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi aur s muhbt krta tha, Jb asim n ignore

Hum ne kab manga hai tum se

Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ” bus kabhi raste men milo to chommi dey diya karo……. 😀

Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile

Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu Q Nhi, Just A Minute .*Delete* *Delete* *Delete* Ye

Professor to student what is attention deficite

Professor to student: What is attention deficite hypractive disorder? Student: Jmblakdi bamba. Professor: Sorry i didnt understand anything you said. Student: Same here sir.

1 cheeta charas bna rha tha achank

1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha, Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola, Q zndgi Brbad krty ho? Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy, Ao

Kaash us ne aik baar kaha to

Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete Kr Deta

Son abba ethay aaja mom aisa

Son: abba ethay aaja Mom: aisa nahi bolte beta, abbu ko izzat k sath bulate hain. Son: abba izzat nal ethay aa ja.

yasmeen 10 sal ki thi

*. . .Yasmeen 10 sal ki thi jab usy ALI sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Ali ko

Any party which takes credit for the

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. Dwight Morrow

Closeup se daant saaf karain pepsodent

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir bhi white na hon to.. Bina sharmaye.. HARPIC use

Dengue song bheege pankh mere pyasa dank

Dengue SONG Bheege Pankh Mere Pyasa Dank Mera Lagay Amrit Sa Mujhy Khoon Tera Kabhi Mere 7 Koi Raat Guzaar Tujhe Subha Tak Main

When are you going to marry me

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will

Us ney mujay raat ko jangal

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal Main Akela Choor Diya … Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz . . . . . Jaab Piyar Kia

Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain! Maalik Makan: Te hor 1200/- wich ‘NARGIS’ Aa K

Whats 0n your mind you ask

Whats 0n Your Mind You Ask? Well, Facebook… I Would Tell You … But Youre Terrible At Keeping Secrets … ! =P 😉

What would be the slogan of petrol

What Would Be The Slogan Of; ‘PETROL’ In 2050 ?? =) . . …. . . . . Buy ‘5’ Liters ‘PETROL’ & Get

Ek adme ne fm redio par caal

ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Bachpan me munna or munni k bicharne

Bachpan me munna or munni k bicharne ka huwa ye anjam Munna bana M.B.B.S or Munni hoi badnaam

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa

Pagal chinese setum american ho chinesenhi

Pagal chinese se:tum American ho? Chinese:nhi mein chinese hn Pagal:nhi tum american ho Chinese gusey se:han mein american hn . pagal: lagty to chinese

Lov story 1nce der ws a

LOV STORY: 1nce der ws a guy n a girl in a gud reltionship since 5yrs N luvd each other Guy was sincere n

Sultan rahi oye badmasha meri pehn da

Sultan Rahi: Oye Badmasha Meri Pehn Da DUPATTA Wapis Kr Mustufa Qureshi Chal o Chal Nai Denda Tu Ki Karen Ga? Sultan Rahi: oye

Tension denay k 2 asaan tareeqay hain

Tension denay k 2 asaan Tareeqay hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao. Aur

3 jaga mout nahi aati

3 jaga mout nahi aati. . . . . . . 1- Jannat mein . . . . . . . 2- jahannum mein

Sadqa denay say har balaa tal jaati

Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai… . . . .. . . . . . . . . Siwaye Us K Jo

Boys can never b satisfied with 3

Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,;-( *Mobile*;-( *Bike*;-( & *Girlfrnd*;-( bcoz There is always a better model available in future…..:-P:-

1997 larki se milna bohat mushkil

1997 larki se milna bohat mushkil tha waja us k 6 bhai ghur par hotai thai 2009 larki se milna bohat asaaan hai waja

Sardion ki shaam thi me ne

Sardion Ki Shaam thi Me ne us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha Me ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa ki nishani Hoti hy wo Hans

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Khan to bv oye kocha tum

Khan to BV Oye kocha tum beauty parlor ja k threading na karvaya karo’ BV- Q? Khan- Oye chota chota monchon k sath tum

Foreign country daughter dad i got

Foreign Country Daughter Dad: I Got Married Yestrday I Forget To Inform U . . . . . . . Dady: It’s ok my

Larkiammi ammi ye prosi ka larka mujhe

Larki:_Ammi Ammi ye prosi ka larka mujhe bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai, Ammi muskurai or boli_! Bilkul apne bap par gaya

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

1 aadmi hi ki nature samjh skta

1 Aadmi Hi Aadmi ki Nature.. Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye ! Customer: Mujhy 1 Ladies suit chahiye Dukandar: Begum k liye chahiye ya

Arz kia hay jab bhe mehboob k

Arz kia hay…… Jab bhe mehboob k ghar k pas se guzarta hoo . . . . . . . . . . .

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas

Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas or ehem fesla karta hai to apni aankhen band karta hai, bohot sochta hai, apne dil ki

1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!’ 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly

1 man ap ka kutta to sher

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man: ye kameena sher hi hey, saala pyar wyaar k

Muslim ladyassalamo alikum molviyeh jannat main jayegi

Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christan lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere saat jaegi

Child doctor sy kea drd k bagair b

Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k dikhaon. Doctor-nikalo Child-HE HE HE HE

Clge me lecture chal raha tha 1

Clge me Lecture chal raha tha 1 ldka achanak uthkar clas k bhar gya Ltr:ye bahar Q gaya? Ldke ka dost: sir!usko nind me

Aisi kon c cheez hay k jo

Aisi kon C cheez hay k jo larki sirf pehanti hay Aur larka khata b hay or pehanta b hay. . .socho . .socho

1 indian or pakistani ki bv gum

1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV Gum hogai Pakistni:Teri BV kesi the? Indian:Blue Eyes Rosy Lips nazuk body Or Teri? Pakistani:meri ko goli

Take this stress test by answering these

Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions: 1. Which mouse has 2 legs? . . . . . . . Mickey Mouse!

The rain makes all things beautiful grass

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Janwron ki party me chuha whisky pi

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha Whisky Pi K Tunn Tha Billi: Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati Chuha: Chali Ja Nhi

Larki maa aj rasty m kuch

larki: maa aj rasty m kuch lago ne merarape kr diya maa: haye ye kya ho gya ab to tu kuwari hi maa ban

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nasha hay ‘Farzana Wo to baad me pata chala, kamini Churs peti thi ROZANA. (‘.’) /{