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Jokes SMS

1 ameer lrki ko school me gharib

1 Ameer Lrki ko School me Gharib khandan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.

‘ ESSAY ‘

1 Gharib khandan tha baap Gharib

Maa Gharib

Bachay Gharib khandan me 4 Nokar thy

Wo b Gharib

Car b Tooti Hui Accord thi

Un ka Gharib Driver Bchon ko usi Tooti Car me School Chor K Ata tha

Bachon k pas Purane blackbery Mobile thy.

Bache Hafte me sirf 3 bar Hi kfc jate thy

Ghar me sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C. thy

Sara khandan Bari Mushkil se Aish Kr rha tha..!

w o m a n SMS# 335752

~*~ W O M A N ~*~

The Lifetime Of A

Boy To Man …

…I Was Born, A Woman

Was There To Hold Me

‘My MOTHER’

I Grew As A Child,

A Woman Was There To

Care For Me & Play With

Me

‘My SISTER’

I Went To School, A

Woman Was There To

Help Me Learning

‘My TEACHER’

I Became Depressed

Whenever I Lost , A Woman

Was There To Offer A

Shoulder

‘My GIRLFRIEND’

I Needed Company,

Compatibility & Love.

A Great Woman Was There

For Me

‘My WIFE’

I Became Tough

A Woman Was There

To Melt Me …

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

tha

‘Ghulail bnaoun ga

aur chirya ko

maron ga’

1 din usko paglon k

doctor k pass ly gay

aur os ka elaj ho

gya

DR: ab kya kro gy?

Pagal: shadi kron ga,

nokri dhundon ga,

ghar bsaon ga.

Dr: very nice!

phir kya kro gy?

pagal: bachon ko

achy school bejon ga,

un ka birthday

mnaon ga,

nikr aur shirt gift

kro ga.

Dr: Gud Gud!

phr?

Pagal: un ki nikr sy

elastic nikalon ga.

phr

.

Ghulail bnaoun ga

aur chirya ko

maro ga :))

Khofnaak kahaani andheri raat men tufaani

Khofnaak kahaani.

Andheri raat men tufaani barish men 1 budha footpath pe khra 1 kitab bech rha tha.

1 larki ayi or us se kitab ki qeemat poochi, us budhy ne kaha 3000 Rps

larki: is ki koi khaas baat?

budha: iska akhri page mt prhna wrna chehra bigar jyega

larki ne wo kitab khareed li or chali gai

Us ne akhri page khola to us ki ankhain khuli ki khuli rh gain or chahra bigar gya.

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.

.

Q k kitab ki qimat 30 rupay thi.

Teacher dunya k pehle insan ki nationality

Teacher: Dunya k pehle Insan ki Nationality kia thi?

Pathan: Pakistani.

Teacher: Wo kaise?

Pathan: Uss k pas bi na Ghar tha, na Aata or na hi

Bijli,

Phir b wo zinda tha.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him, ‘How much do you earn??’

The guy was amazed n said, ‘2000, sir’

MD took out wallet n gave the guy 6000 n told him, ‘I pay people here 2 work n not 2 waste time.. This is your 3 month’s salary n now get out of here NEVER come back…’

He just disappeard. The MD now looked at other workers & asked, ‘Who was that guy?’

Workers replied, ‘He was the pizza delivery guy sir

MORAL: Zyada chaudry b nai ban’na chahiye’

😀

A lion was getting married at

A lion was getting married.

At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, ‘All the best my brother…. good luck…..’

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother another Lion grabs the mouse and asks, ‘Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother?’

The Mouse replied, ‘I was also a lion before I got married.”

uljhay huwe halat ka shikwa na

*’* Uljhay Huwe Halat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar , Khairaat M Khushyn Ki Tamana Na Kya Kar,

*’* So Baar Kaha Itni Muhbt Nhi Achi, So Bar Kaha Itna Bharosa Na Kia Kar,

*’* Halat Tujhko Mujhse Na Milne kbi Dengay , Ae Behanana Mere ….. Meri Tamana na kya Kar,

*’* Kya Jane Ye Kis Morr Pay Le Jae Zamana, Tu Mujhko Kisi Pal B Alheda Na Kia Kar,

*’* Mumkin Hy Kisi Roz Bichar Jaon Achanak , Tu Mujh Se Piyar Itna Ziyada Na Kia Kar…

Larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly perpumes

‘larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly’

perpumes

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love letters

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cd plyer

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latest cd’s

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greeting cards

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air freshners

.

.mobile sim with difrent pekages

or

‘shadi k baad’

disparin & brufin

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.

lon application

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nu paid electric & gas bills

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..

medical reports

..

.

.empty wallet

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..

fedar and pempers

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..

qreeb or dor k aynak

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poly colour

.

..

or bed k sirhany rakhi kitaab

‘moat ka manzar’

1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb

1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya,

ESSAY:-

ek gharib khandaan tha,

baap gharib,

maa gharib,

bachay gharib,

khandaan me sirf naukar thay or wo bhi gharib,

car bhi tutti hui accord thi,

driver bachon ko usi tutti hui car me school chor k aata tha,

bachon k paas puranay N95 thay,

bachay haftay me sirf 3 baar hi Mcdonald jatay thay,

ghar me sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay,

saara khandaan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.

Two hunters are out in the woods

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’. The operator says ‘Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says ‘OK, now what?’