TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

I close my eyes.

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Boy:Maa baap

Girl:Yes

Boy:Bhai behan

Girl:Yes

Boy:Khana peena

Girl:Yes

Boy:Star plus

Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

Salesman tension me tha.

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

dusery na dar jay

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy magar aaj kal makeup kar k soti hy taky dusery na dar jay

apko SMS kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge.
Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ??
Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

Ravan ko court me le gae

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN – Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

A Policeman Asks His Son

A Policeman Asks His Son
” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?”
Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band
Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro

“I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

Then Why R U Late?

AClass Girl Comes Late To
Professor:
Why R U Late?
Girl:
A Boy Was Following Me Sir
Professor:
Then Why R U Late?
Girl
That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

Darling Tumhe Pata Hai

Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain

PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…

Wife:main kyun rokun?

Husband:sunti ho!
Tumhari Saheli ghalat
larkay se shadi kr rahi
hay.
tum usse rokti koun nahien?
Wife:main kyun rokun?
us ny mujayroka tha kya?

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare,
Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.

Sandal Nikalu Kya?

Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa.
Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya?
Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi Chali Aa

aur agar sada muskurana ho to,

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

Munna Bahi:

Munna Bahi:
Ari Circuit Boly Tu
Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka Kuta Cat Re Lai
Tu Boly Tu Kya Karny Ka

Circuit:
Very Simple Bahi
Boly Tu Bagair Soi Ke 14 Injection Laga Lai Ne Ka

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Hockey Mai Pakistani

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
.
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!

MURGA & MURGI

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

Advantages of a House Wife:

Advantages of a House Wife:

1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week
2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal
3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month

Conclusion:
U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE

Man: Sir, my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Bet b/w Boy N Girl
Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said
Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya
To I’ll Kiss U

Girl:
Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Boy:
Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aya To Dobara Bari

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.

Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?

Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

Munabhai SMS# 2532

Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.

Very Simple

Aik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha
Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain?
Musalman : Very Simple ! Khazanay Ko Dafnatay
Hain or Kachray Ko Jalatay Hain

Ja Ander Se Calculator La

Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein?
Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe , Gadhe , Idiot , Nalayak , Beshram ..
Tujhe Kuch Nahi Aata
Ja Ander Se Calculator La

Wife: There is an earthquake ,

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

NOT press-press!

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…





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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.

anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…