Joke SMS Collection

Darling Tumhe Pata Hai

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise

PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k

Wife:main kyun rokun?

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? us ny mujayroka tha kya?

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

apko SMS kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se

A Policeman Asks His Son

A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band Son: Papa Ye Lo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki

Sandal Nikalu Kya?

Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya? Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi Chali Aa

Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein

dusery na dar jay

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy magar aaj kal makeup kar k soti hy taky dusery na dar

Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, Har ladaki ki

aur agar sada muskurana ho to,

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste

Munna Bahi:

Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu Boly Tu Kya Karny Ka Circuit: Very Simple Bahi

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye

I close my eyes.

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I

Hockey Mai Pakistani

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain Jab Ke Cricket

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki

MURGA & MURGI

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab

Ravan ko court me le gae

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN – Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par

Advantages of a House Wife:

Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n Cooking n

“I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!”

Man: Sir, my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh

Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai, Par

Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To I’ll Kiss U Girl: Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is

Then Why R U Late?

AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following Me Sir Professor: Then Why R U Late? Girl

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes

Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can

Salesman tension me tha.

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye

Munabhai SMS# 2532

Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.

Son: Dad 5-5, how much?

Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.

Very Simple

Aik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain? Musalman : Very Simple ! Khazanay Ko Dafnatay Hain

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana peena Girl:Yes Boy:Star plus Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat

Ja Ander Se Calculator La

Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe , Gadhe , Idiot , Nalayak , Beshram .. Tujhe

Wife: There is an earthquake ,

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not

NOT press-press!

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – – – – – Pray – – – – – Pray – – –

Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.

anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo meine chupa di