U know U r an Active Internet Surfer When
1. Ur bookmarks take 15 min. to scroll frm top 2 bottom
2. U step out of Ur room & realize tht Ur parents hve moved & U dnt hve a clue whn it happend
3. All Ur frnds hve an @ in their name.
4. U chck Ur mail. It says “No New Msgs”, So U chck it agn
5. U wake up at 3am 2 go 2 bathroom & chck Ur e-mail on the way back to bed
6. The last girl you picked up was only a JPEG
=P =D…
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