ye hai SMS# 321034

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ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,,

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nachi kya??

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Sorry me bhool gaya tha Ki “BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE NAHI NACHTI..

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!!

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Khana Kharab,

Jesay Total Azaab,

Jesay Aadha Faqeer,

Jesay Murda Zameer,

Jesay Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua,

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Bijli Ki taar,

Jesay Khanjar Ki Dhaar,

Jesay Dozakh Ki Aag,

Jesay Zehrila Naag,

Jesay Garmi Ki Dhoop,

Jesay Shetan Ka Roop.

Jaisay Beghairat ho koi Hansta hua.

Ho , o o o

Es Zardari Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga!.

This song

Brought 2 u by

Ghareeb Awaam.

If anyone says that you are

if anyone says that

you are

Intelligent

smart

beautiful

adorable

attaractive

&

Special

to….

thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ‘ bewaqoof!

new year wish karo, April fool abhi nahi aya’

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Alag baat hai aap ke pass

(~,*Alag Baat Hai*,~)

Aap ke pass dimaag hai,

Chalta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap smart hain,

Koi manta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap ameer hain,

Lakin kanjoos hain woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap shareef hain,

Lagta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Aap ke pass cell phone hai,

Balance nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Kafi izzat hai aap ki

Koi karta nahi woh alag baat hai.~)

Meine tu aap ki tareef ki hai,

Aap ko insult lagay yeh alag baat hai.~)

Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy

ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen

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.ooooo

yaar me ny kaha that ye sms un logoon k leay hy jo kool

aor smaart hy.

aap kea deekh rahy ho

aap na to cool ho aor na he smaart…………ok

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya.

Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey.

Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti pani nikalo Pak ho jayega.

Magar kuch din bad pani se Smell ane lagi log 2nd Molvi k pas gaey usne 400 Baalti nikalne ko kaha.

Mgr same result

Phir log 3rd Molvi k pass gaey. Usne kaha pehlay Kutta to nikalo Jahilo…!!

Moral:

Dear Pakistanis! Hmain b pehlay ‘KUTTA’nikalna hoga….!!

Phir Pakistan se pani niklay ga….!!

Kuch smjh aya?

Love easy to say difficult stay

Love

Easy to say – Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

love song ik zardari ko

‘ LOVE SONG ‘

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Khana Kharab,

Jesay Total Azaab,

Jesay Aadha Faqeer,

Jesay Murda Zameer,

Jesay Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua,

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Bijli Ki taar,

Jesay Khanjar Ki Dhaar,

Jesay Dozakh Ki Aag,

Jesay Zehrila Naag,

Jesay Garmi Ki Dhoop,

Jesay Shetan Ka Roop.

Jaisay Beghairat ho koi Hansta hua.

HO , HA HA HA

EK ZARDARI Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga.

This song

Brought 2 u by

Greeb Awaam!.

SMS# 366477

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Saib Khao

Is sey

Taaqat

aaye gi

Taaqat

aai

to Himmat

Paida hogi

Himmat

hui to

Jazba

Paida hoga

Jazba

hua to

Sharm aye gi

or

Sharm aai to

SMS

karo gay

Lekin Pehle

Aap

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Saib Khao.

aise saib apko allah mubarak kare. take apko kuch sharm aye

SMS# 363029

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Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ ::May Höon ZARDARI::

Amarica ka pujari.

Pakistan main la ilaj bimari.

Dunya ka sab se bara bhikari.

Pehle Biwi Maari

Ab awam ki baari.

Ramzan araha hai mai karon ga ab awam k peson se iftari .

Jo ye mesag aagey reply nahi kerega wo hoga mujse b bada Bhikari.

:May ho Zardari:

SMS# 353104

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Mene is titli se pocha tum kahan jana chahti ho,

kehne lagi kisi phool ke pas.

Mene aap ke pas bhej dia.

Wapis aa ke boli me ne gulab ka phool kaha tha

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Gobi ka nhi..;-)

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