Insult sms Collection

Na dekh asman ko itni hasrat

”Na dekh” asman ko itni hasrat sey ‘DOST’ ”Kisi parinday” ne mou p BITH krdi to saari hasrat nikal jaegi.

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay

Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Ye form fill karen name fathersname

Ye form fill karen Name:____ Father’sName:____ Cast:____ Blood group:____ Gender:____ Age:___ Address:_____ Phone No:_____ Fill kar k. . . . . . . .

You are a dog kyun bura

You are a dog…. Kyun bura laga? Bura matt mano.. Dog meanz D= Demand O= Of G= Girlz Hun vaikh kiven hasda ae….. Kutta

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya. Kisi bi ladki ne aap ko nahin apnaya. Jaante ho Q

plz dont read this nahi

. . . Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo

You are Bandar

You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome R= Rambo

New price kfc pizza20 chicken15 burger10 pepsi5

NEW PRICE @K.F.C PIZZA@20 CHICKEN@15 BURGER@10 PEPSI@5 LEKIN AAP PHIR B NAHI KHA SAKTAY,,,,,,,, Q,K . . . . . AAP K PAAS TU

Agr kuttay ko coat pent aur sindhi

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy? Z Za Zar Zaroor Kutta he kahengy, Lekin aap

Question how much is 11 is

Question: how much is 1+1 is? . . . …… . . . . . . . . . . . . . R

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya? Father’s day tha.. Aur tu ab bhi apney baap se naraz hai..!

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye Baap

Scientific question how does blood reach

Scientific Question: How does blood reach Ur head? Think? So Simple?! Liquid always flow towards ?EMPTY SPACE?. …

Benazir k liye faraz likhtay han

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han… BB hum sharminda han! , , Wah! wah! wah! , , BB hum sharminda han, , , ,

High level insult husband

High Level Insult : , , Husband : Ye kesa khana banaya hy tumney, bilkul gobar Jesa….! , , , Wife : Ya ALLAH

If anyone says that you are

if anyone says that you are Intelligent smart beautiful adorable attaractive & Special to…. thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ‘ bewaqoof! new year

Girlbook store me sales man se

Girl:book store me sales man se , kia apke pas ye kitab he:- ”larkiyan zaheen hoti hain” Sales man: madam lateefon ki kitaben doosri

Mei karachi k halat behtr krne ki

Mei karachi k HaLat Behtr krne ki koshsh kr to rha hun Ab kia Suprmen ka Undrwear pehn kr Spidrmen Ban Ja0n mei koi

Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum waisa

Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum

Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun

Dearsorry to disturb ucan u send me

dear!Sorry to disturb u.Can u send me ur photo rite n0w? its very urgnt. We r playing cards & i hav lost my yakka

Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena dil

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge, Jab chaho hum

Yar 03123456789 this is my new

Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti hai… Ab paaglon

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

Zardari nargis ka dance dekhne geya

Zardari NARGIS ka DANCE dekhne geya. Dance k baad NARGIS sharma k boli ji woh. . paisey?’ Zardari: chal pagli ! ab tere se

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

Aina dekh kr begana ho gya

Aina dekh kr begana ho gya, khud apne husn ka dewana ho gya, MUQABLA-e-HUSN main hisa lia aap ne bhi, Auron ko to cup

Dr larki se tum bas 2 din

Dr, Larki Se Tum Bas 2 Din Ki Mehman Ho. Girl: Koi Bachne Ka Rasta ? Dr: Jo Ye Msge Parh Raha Hai Usko

Pyar karne k 4 tarike hain

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

Ay barish k nanhay qatro us

Ay Barish K Nanhay Qatro Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Gaalon Ko Choom Lena Us K Haathon Ko Bosa Dena Aur

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her gunah ko kha jati hay.Lekin Zardari aik aisi bla hay jo sadqa bhi kha jati hay.

Cute insult girl i want

CUTE INSULT : . . Girl : I Want To Say Something To U..!! . Boy : What.?! . Girl : Its 3 Words

Funny but true ek pakistani fauji

Funny But True: Ek PAKISTANI Fauji Dosre se Yaar GeneraL kehta hai, k is Baar Jung computer se Larri jaye gi.? 2nd fauji, Haan,

After the inspiring performance of mraltaf husain

After the inspiring performance of Mr.Altaf Husain, Nargis & Deedar have decided to join MQM Mujra Qaumi Movement.

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

SMS# 353104

,.-.-.-._ (‘.’) _.-.-.-., ”-.,-.’: )( :’-,.-” ‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘ Mene is titli se pocha tum kahan jana chahti ho, kehne lagi kisi phool ke

Yar gal sun masjid wichu

Yar gal sun . . . . . . . . . . . Masjid wichu lota fir gaib hai, Tu baaz ni aana…

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu

‘Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW Ap k paas aey to smjh len K ‘BHOOSA’

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen aik

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen! Aik bar phir phairen Dobara phairen Chalen 1 bar phir Ab to aap ko yaqin ho gya ho

Dil ki bholi ha tbyyat bri sadi

Dil ki bholi ha. Tbyyat ki bri sadi ha. Rassi tor k ayi ha. Ap ki shehzadi ha. (./) /.’.) ‘^—- ,, ,,/'( ,

When u feel that no body

when u feel that no body love,s u no body cares 4r u, every one ignoring u, every body hating , u should tell

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya… ke lagta hay ki… aaj bhi tu.. nahi ”NAHAYA”

Master bachy ki roti kha kr kehta

Master Bachy Ki Roti Kha kr kehta Hai: Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nai Btao gy? Bacha msumyat se: nai master G,

Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye

Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye. Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye. Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho

1 gadha ro kr girgira k iltija

1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha tha Ya KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq de Wo lmhy qboliat k thay uski

Sawalghairat kia hajawabghairat wo chez ha jo

Sawal:Ghairat kia ha?? ?.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Jawab:Ghairat wo chez ha Jo agar tm logo ko aa Jayeto mra inbox

Bohut dino se apne doston ko bhoola

Bohut dino se apne Doston ko Bhoola howa tha ,,,FARAZ,,, Aaj Film ‘KAMINAY’ Dekhi To Sub Yaad Aa gaye.

Le k pehla pyar bhar aakho

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai Tera Humsafar (./) /.’.)

Ko ko bas karo ab

Ko ko ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko . . . . Bas Karo

Jootay parnay k bad zardari farmata hy

Jootay parnay k bad Zardari farmata hy: Tum kitne jooty maro ge mai sary jooty uthalunga.. Me badi kutti chez hun RAMZAN me sell

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh yehi to nahi hai tera sanum?(./)/.’.) ‘^— ,,,,/'( ,_

Job offer in jazz send ur cv

Job offer In Jazz Send Ur C.V 2 Jobs@Jazz.com Last DATE?15/10/2011 QULIFICATION: MATRIC Salary:15,000 to 18,000 Male and Female AGE 18 TO 25 Job

Are u free now shall i call

ArE u FrEe NoW ShAlL i CaLl u ? . . . . . . .. . . . . . . AiSe hI

Ye sms abhi apne 4 friendz ko

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friendz Ko Kro, Agar Wo Wapis tumko SmS Krain To tum Samajh lena K… Tum B Farigh Tumhare Dost

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

Boy o bewafa tune shadi q ki

Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya… Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi… Yahan

Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu

Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW Ap k paas aey to smjh len K ‘BHOOSA’

Yar ek sawal ka matlab muje samaj

YaR EK SaWaL kA mAtLaB mUjE sAmAj nAi a rAhA sAMjA dO. . . . . . . . O YaR ‘eK sAWaL’ kA

Boy frnd bohat romantic andaz me

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz me): Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!! Girl frnd:Kiya? boy frnd: bareek kangi.

Jab bhi aapki yaad aati hy

.*Jab Bhi Aapki Yaad Aati Hy.. *To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. . *JAL TU JALAL TU* . *AAI BALA KO TAAL TU*:-)

Always dont depend on my thoughts

Always Don?t Depend On My Thoughts, Try To Think Of Ur Own Sometimes!! Useless Fellow …

You are a normal person in

You Are A Normal Person In Case 0f : . . . 1- U Got A Facebook Account 2- U Got A Mobile Phone

Sadar e pakistan bemaar hogaye hain ab hum

Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain…!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye !!! Ay Allah tu hamare dilon ka haal janta

Allah apki umer lambi kreallah ap ko

Allah apki umer lambi kreAllah ap ko khush rkheAllah ap k rizq men izafa kreAllah ap ki hr murad puri kre yadhogya? Chalo pakaro

Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar aey

Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost . . . . . . . . . Tujhey Dekh Kar To Kisi Ki Bhi

Aik pakistani mna se kisi ne pocha

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: Kya aap ki degree asli hai?.. Wo bola: G haan.. Us ne kaha: ABC sunaiye . MNA

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai k. . . . . . . . . . . . Ap to aise speed me

Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat

Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha abhi SMS parh raha hai, parh kar muskuray tou

I m master mind im mind

I ‘M Master Mind I’M Master Mind. I’ M Master Mind. I’M Master Mind. But s0rRy I cULd N0t b uR Bec0z u R

Hoshiar rehna koi kuch b khanay k

Hoshiar rehna Koi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khana Idhar udhar nigah rakhna Kyun k Kyun k City govt ne Kutta

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

One of d intellignt monkey missing

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab

London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab hum Altaf Bhai ko mashwara daitay hain … . . . K . . . Wo b

Holon meintum kalion baghon galion sarkon

holon mein’Tum’ Kalion mein’Tum’ Baghon mein’Tum’ Galion mein’Tum’ Sarkon ma ‘Tum’ Bazar ma ‘Tum’ Tusi Gahar v behndy o ya loor loor e krdy

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo shahed

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo ‘shahed’ Benazir ko goli lge to wo ‘shaheed’ Shah nawaz ko sharab main zehr diya geya to wo

Wapda walo se guzarish he k

:Wapda Walo se guzarish he k: . . . . . . . . Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen Parindon ke

Is msg me kuch bhi nahi hay

IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA KUCH NAHHI HAY KHALI HAY JI BOLA TO HAY

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska

Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se boli. Ap sherwaani me ek dam ‘GHADAY’ lag rahe

Blue black red pink green purple violet

Blue Black Red Pink Green Purple Violet Brown Orange Select Ur Color Chaddi?s Available At BIG BAZAR At Half Rate Hurry. Change Now? !!

1 merasi k ghr samne kutta mara

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta mara para tha merasi ne Municipal Committe ko phone kia Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para

Those who know me me well

Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well, . . . Waah Waah! . . . Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well . .

Agar koi tumhen kahay oye insan ban

Agar koi tumhen kahay ‘Oye INSAN ban jao’ . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . .

3 bandar zoo se farar hogaye 1

3 bandar ZOO Se Farar Hogaye 1 TV Dekh Ra He 2ra FTBall Khel Ra He 3ra . . . . . . .

Date pe jaane k liye paan waale

DATE Pe Jaane K Liye Paan Waale Se DING DONG Kya Maangi – FARAZ – Wo BoLa : Karte Hein Jo Kaam Wrong, Un

Greedy dog once upon a time there

*GREEDY DOG* Once Upon A Time…. There Was A DOG. He Was Very Hungry. He Ran Here And There In Search Of Food. Suddenly,

Baap re Baap

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Daravna

Breaking news dhammaka khabar tib ki

Breaking News… Dhammaka Khabar.. TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey K han KaKa Hua… Kaise Hoa

Zindagi mein gadhay ki tarha kaam kartey

Zindagi Mein GADHAY Ki Tarha Kaam Kartey Kartey Jab Kabhi Saans Leney Kay Liye Ruko Tou Peechey Murr Kay Zaroor Dekh Lena, Kiya Pata,

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n pakistan

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n Pakistan P0st Office Ne ASIF ZARDARI ki Tasveer Waly Ticket Jari kardiye Hen Awaam Pareshan Hy K THOOK