You are sweet cute an ultra dynamic

You are Sweet, Cute &

an Ultra-dynamic Personality..!!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart..!!

For More JOKES

& funny sms

Visit

“www.sms2friend.org” ;->…

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT

KOI BHI

KUCH BHI

KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR – UDHAR

NIGAH – RAKHNA

Kyu – K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE

KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI… :P@@@@

Aye kaaaash k tum marasi

AYE KAAAASH….!

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K TUM…..

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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR

DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain

Kash 1 din ap asman pr sojain

sitare apka bichona hon

chand apka takya ho

rat apki chadar ho

or subha suraj ek laat mare

”Uth posti apne ghar ja ker so”…

Aaj raat 1200 am per father day

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per ‘Father Day’

Shoro Ho Jayega.

Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,

Bad Me Na kehna K

‘ABBU’ Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)

Nechay diye gae no mese 1 choose

Nechay diye gae no. mese 1 no. choose krn. Mai apko btaunga k ap ki Personality kesi hai

Balke yar tu rehne hi dy

Tu wese hi chawl sa lgta he.

Smile is a language of luvsmile way

Smile is a language of luv….
Smile is a way 2 get success…..
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality…..

So plz…

Brush Daily;-)

Kya tm gareeb ho yes or

Kya tm gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo…

Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo…

KHUL K MAANGO yaar

Happy Bhikari day!…

this lal baig iz searching

/ This LaL-Baig iz

(‘.’) searching

<((> 4 u.

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U know it wants to eat U.

Why?

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bcoz ,

LaL-bAig eats “POTTY” :-!…

Ek puraani kahawat hy k dost kitny

Ek Puraani Kahawat hy k Dost Kitny hi Nikammey ho Jayen

Dua salam Rakhni Chahiye

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.@ /(”,)

@ ‘..(@ / @.

Mene Kaha

Assalam-o- Alaikum.

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay Agr’00707’nmbr se koi call aye to atend na krna

warna insan ban jao gay

Lahore mein b 2 KHOTAY insan ban gay hen, so take care.

Msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai

msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai

nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai

battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai

par msg aaeyga kese

dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Note worthy advice to all girls

NOTE Worthy Advice To All Girls:

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Don’t Apply Too Much Make Up On Your Face…

You Don’t Know Where Boys Look First..!

If u knock at the door of

If u knock at the door of others u never know whether u’ll b welcomed or nt.But if u knock at ur frend,he’ll certainly welcome u n say"Bol bhikari kya chahiye"…

Apko meri kon c aadat zeher

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?

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Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok

Haha…

I m lamp u r light

I m Lamp

U r Light

I m Coke

U r Sprite

I m Sawan

U r Badal

I m Normal

U r

U

r

also

Normal.

Kya yaar..??

Khud pe he shak..??

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni!

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Wa wa

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Koi lrki hmain thukra dy to gum ni!

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D0ob maray wo kamini jiski kismat me hum ni:-D

wa wa wa taaliaaaan….!

Fizao mai tum ho hawao ho

Fizao mai tum ho,

hawao mai tum ho

baharo mai tum ho

dhop mai tum ho,

chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,

Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Full kameena pan 1st frnd bro

Full kameena pan..!!

1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone

to call my grlfrnd..??

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2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit

redial… =P…

Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen

Thora sa apna face Mobile ki screen k Samnay karo!

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Thora Sa 0r.

Thora left Se 0r.

Bas bas theak hai.

Hilna Nai

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Laakkkkkhh

Laaannnnaatt

Me tumko jadoo se smart banati hon

Me Tumko Jadoo Se Smart Banati Hon

Ready

Jantar

Mantar

Mast

Qalandar

Chooo

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/.’.) ‘^—-;’;_

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Sory Yar Tm Nhi Badlogay..!

Ek c cheeta te ek khota

Ek c cheeta te ek c khota.

Dono shehar wich rehnday c

Cheete ne mobil lia te khotay ne v le lia

Hun cheete ne khotay nu sms kita

Te khota sms parh ria aey

Hun khota cheeta banan waste kisi hor nu a msg send kr k khush hovay ga

Pr onu ki pta k

cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khota,khota ;-

Hahaha

I am sorry yaar aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Aqal kya hoti hai asman ne

?AQAL?

kyA hoti hai?

Asman ne kaha:

Buhat Buland hoti hai,

Sagar ne kaha:

Buhat Gehri hoti hai,

AAP ne kaha:-

Hain. . . . . . .

Woh kya hoti hai? =)

Boy ye larkiyan bus ki trha hoti

Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai

GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen

ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain.

Faraz k baad ab nawaz sharif lye

Faraz k baad ab

‘Nawaz Sharif’ k lye Arz Karty Hain

‘Ganjay’ Teri Sharafat Pay Kisi ko na hoga Shak

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Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC…

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/,)| oye market me

_/_ naya aya hai

Kabi shehr jana gaon idr udr maza

Kabi shehr jana,

Kabi gaon jana,

Kabi idr jana,

Kabi udr jana,

Maza na ae to utr jana.

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/¤¤) ‘^—_–;

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Apne piyar ko mat chupao ise zarurat

Apne piyar ko mat chupao ise zarurat he jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao ise zarurat he dikhane ki,

Es Eid pe plz perfume mat lagao,

qk

Tumhen zarurat he Nahane ki

(””””)

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, ‘,’ ,’,’,’,’ ,’

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Amiraca jis say darta hay us jkay

amiraca jis say darta hay us jkay aKhar mian nun ata hay ………………………………….

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QURAN

TALBAN

PAKISTAN

IRAN

USAMA BIN LADIN

AFGANISTAN

WAZIRISTAN

CHAIN

OR PUTHAN

Pata hy jab ap ghar se nikalte

Pata hy

Jab Ap

Ghar se

Nikalte ho to

“Larkiyan”

Apko

Hasrt

se

Dekhti

hain

Khush hoti

hain

Or

Sochti

hain,

Kash….

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Hamara

b

Aisa

“BHAi” hota.. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Lifes like a movie if you are

Life’s like a movie!

If you are sad- DRAMA,

If you are afraid- SUSPENSE,

If you are angry- ACTION,

If you look in mirror- COMEDY!

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Now you are smiling!

That’s- HORROR!!

Bhoot khoon q peeta hai

Bhoot khoon Q peeta hai??

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Chalo Choro…

Ye aap ka Personal Matter hai..

Jo Marzi Khao peo….!

Bus ap khush raho dear…:);-)

For you ur 5 qualities 1

“”For You”’

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi

koi acha kam kia hota

to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Solid bezati boy to slim girl

‘SOLID BEZATI’

Boy to slim girl : apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi hadiya ho!

Girl:isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k mere pas kutta Q khara ha.. 🙂

Room me 1 bohat hi badboo daar kutta

Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha,

Imran,Nawaz Or altaf me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To Wo Aqalmand he,

Pehly Imran Gaya Or 5 Minut May Bahar Aa Gaya,

Nawaz Gaya 10 Minut May Bahar Aa Gaya,

Altaf Gaya,

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Kutta Bahar Aa Gaya!

English medium schools me parhny waly bachon

English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka Table Naye Dilchasp Andaz me.!

‘2 Ka Pahara’

2 Aikum 2

Zardari Cheeni do

2 Duni 4

Sab Tumse Bezar

2 Tiya 6

Sheytan k Bachy

2 Choky 8

Sab kch kr Dia Barbad

2 Panjey 10

Ab tu Karle Bas

2 Chika 12

Ab Tu mat ana Dobara

2 Sattey 14

Mulk ka kr dya S0da

2 Atthey 16

Mulk ka Bacha Bcha Bola

2 Num 18

Pecha Chor de Humara

2 Dahya 20

Ab to Chala ja Khabes 🙂

Loha lohy ko katta hai hira

Loha lohy ko kat,ta hai

Hira hiry ko kat,ta ha!

Aap ko bhi ek din kutta katega

Q k

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Kutta kisi ko bhi kat skta hai

AaP kya soOch rahy thy..?

2 pyaz 3 lahsun 5 gm zeera

2 pyaz,

3 lahsun,

5 gm zeera,

3 kali mirch,

2 spoon namak,

4 spoon oil,

1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

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Tumhain ullu!

New offer call rates ab aqal

NEW OFFER..!!

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Call Rates Ab AQAL K Hisaab Se HonGe

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Jitni Kam AQAL

Utne Kam Call Rates

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MUBARAK HO..!

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Apki To CALLS he FREE ho gi 😀

Can u read fast in english

Can u read fast in english !

My

A my

They my

They they my

A my they na my.

They they na my ..

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Khulay nai hain maaf karo… 😉

Gadhay or ghoray ki larayi ho gayi

Gadhay or Ghoray ki larayi ho gayi.

Gadha: Duniya ma meri Ziyada demand ha.

Ghora: nahi meri ha.

Faisla chala gya Lomri B k pass..

Lomre bechari preshan ho gayi, Wo boli:

Faisla hamare Guru Bandar Sahab krenge

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Le jani ab sari baat tujh pe agayi hai soch samjh k faisla karna…! 😀

Kya tumhain yaad hy wo raat

Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?

Wo Raat

Wo Mulaqat

Wo Mera Israr

Wo Tera Inkar

Aur

Phir Baat

2000 Rupay Main

Final Hone K Baad

TUM Ne

“GuTTER” Ki

Safaai ki Thi…..

U r happy 2day smart 2day

U

R

happy

2day…

U

R

smart

2day

U

R

Glamour

2day…

U

R

Lovely

2day…

Why ??

Why???

”Every dog has a day’…

Hazaro saal karti rahi un ki maa

Hazaro Saal Karti Rahi Un Ki Maa Un K Baap Se Ghaddari

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Wah Wah

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Hazaro Saal Karti Rahi Un Ki Maa Un Ke Baap Se Ghaddari

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Tab Jaa Ke Peda hue hain Ye 2 Kutte K Bachey Altaf Or Zardari .

If a gorilla catches u what

If A Gorilla Catches U,

What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing…

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

If monkies where to be called as

if monkies where to be called as humans,

and humans where to b called as monkies,

what u would like to be called ,

reply is must…

A jao na plz tum bhi a

A jao na plz tum bhi a jao na ammi bhi hain abu bhi hain bus tumhari kami hai jaan i love u jaan a jao

This msg came from benazir for zardari forward it :p

if-monkies-where-to-be-called-as

if monkies where to be called as humans,

and humans where to b called as monkies,

what u would like to be called ,

reply is must…

Good morning aap soch rhy honge k

Good morning!

Aap soch rhy honge k is wqt morning kesy?

to meri mrzi..

mobile mera

msg mera

pese mere

Mere sim

Mere hath

mein jo chahun likhun

Lo.

EID MUBARAK

kya krloge?

Shadi mubarak

Bachay mubarak

Asad

Pappu

Pinki

Munni

0r

ye sb Bacho k bachay mubarak

ali

Adil

Guddo

Fiyaz

Atiya

kr lo jo kr skty ho

Hapy new year 2031

Ab bolo.

Ye hoti ha badmaashi,

kr lo kia kr skte ho,

happy panga day.

Kabhi kisi ko tang kiya nhi karteyoun

KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE,

YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi KArtE,

JiSka MoBiLe HE UskO WaPiS KArdo,

InSaNi ChEezON Se “BANDAR” KhELa Nhi krte,,…

Go oo o ol gappe de

Go

oo oo

oo o oo

oo o oo

oo oo

oo oo

o

OL GAPPE de moonn walia

teno ki lga Go0d mOrNiNg o v es time..B-)

Sardi ho gayi hain haan naak

Sardi Ho Gayi hain?

Haan

Naak Bhi Band Hai?

Haan

Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?

Haan Bah Haan!

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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha…. !!…

After kal ho na karan johr is

After KAL HO NA HO

Karan Johr is producing a new film

&

searching 4 a new talent.

I gave him ur addres & photo

bcoz name of the movie is

Rang HO NA HO….

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,

tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,

Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.