Jis k intzar me ki hain tu

Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni ankhain num

Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nai he tera sanum?

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/.’.) ‘?— ,,
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dhen / /cho0:-P

Buhat khubsurat ho tum par us se

Buhat Khubsurat

ho tum

Par us se b khubsurat hy andaz tmhara

Log kehte

hen chand ka

tukra ho tum

Hum kehte

hen chand tukra

hy tumhara

Baqi Mazaq kal karenge :

Offo kya kertey ho aap door

Offo Kya Kertey Ho Aap

Door Hato

Koi Dekhey Ga To Kya Kahyga

Aqal Nahi He Kiya ¿

Uff Nahi Karen Na plz

AKele May Kijiye Ga

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.NAAK SAAF’

Arz kya hy mere khuwabon mein

Arz kya hy

Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho,

Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth jaty Ho,

Tumhe Behlaty Hain To Tum Ithlaaty Ho,

Pyar Karen To Ghussa Dikhaty Ho Or

KELA Cheen K Darakht Pe Char Jaty Ho… :p ;->…

Ek pyaara sa gift plz open

Ek Pyaara sa Gift

Plz Open,

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¤¤¤¤¤¤¤i

¤¤¤¤¤hi

¤¤¤¤chi

¤¤¤lchi

¤¤alchi

¤aalchi

Laalchi

Mobile Par B Kabhi Gift Aaya hay…!!!

Dost tum aik aise don ho

Dost Tum aik Aise ‘DON’ Ho,

Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi Hai. .

Is Liye Ham AAP Ko ‘DON’

With

‘KEY’

Kehtay Hain. . Yaani . . . ‘DONKEY’:-)

Larki mujpe shayri kro na larka tang

Larki: Mujpe shayri kro na

Larka tang a kar:

Ye resham si zulphain krti hen andhera

Ye resham si zulphain karti hain andhera

Ho ja ganji aur kar de savera :p

Height of insult boy

Height of insult 😉

Boy : you look like a barbie.

Girl : *happily* you mean beautiful & tall ?

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Boy : no, plastic & without brain ..

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1 hejra burka pehan kr admi

1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha.

K men LARKI hon.

AADMI jb US ka BURKA uthane lga TO Hejre ne GANA GAYA:

‘BURKE me rehne do BURKA na uthao’

BURKA jo uth gaya TO RAAZ KHUL jaye ga…

Aadmi Chonk Kr Bola:

Arey…..

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ALTAF BHAI AAP…..,

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha.

Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?

Papa hmain school chor ain

JANI: Hr koi teri trha Mamu nai bnta:-)

Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le

Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,

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aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.

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Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai

socho

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Nhi pata

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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai or ladka dar k bhaag jata hai.

Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut

Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado..

itne aage bado ke jisase bhi milo wo kahe…

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“Chalo bhai aage bado..chutta nahi hai..“

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

A jao na plz tm b a

A jao na plz tm b a jao na ami b hy abu b hy bhai b hain bus tumhari kami hai jaan i love u jaan a jao

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from: benazir to zardari:-P

Desh ka bacha bacha beghar raha hai

DESH ka Bacha bacha beghar raha hai

Larka zabrdasti Larkiyon ko kiss kr raha hai,

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Itna kuch ho raha hai Or tu SmS parh raha hai hans mat Kuch karo….

Don ka intizar to 11 town k

DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai

Sab se bara pagal kon hai

Sab se Bara pagal kon hai.





Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .*













































Sheesha. ;-):-D:-*B-)

Girl tum mere liye kia kar sakte

Girl:

Tum mere liye kIa kIa kar sakte ho?

Boy:

Bolo kIa karo?

Girl:

Mere liye chand la sakte ho?

Boy:

Phir kia ZamEen k gIrd tumhare abbu ghoomein gay..:-

Terrorist have kidnaped our president mr asif

Terrorist have kidnaped our president Mr. Asif Ali Zardari …

& demanded aransom of 500000000 ,

or else

they will burn him with kerosene ……..

Plz donate ….

I have donated 15 liters,……. .

Kya aap ne kabhi kisi ullo

Kya Aap Ne Kabhi Kisi

‘UllO’

Ko Plastic Cover Me Liptey Dekha Hai .. ?

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NO .. ?

Waqai Nahi ! ..

To Apna ID Card Nikal Kar Dekh lein .. ;

Small joke about you think ur

Small Joke about you:

Think ur sitting in

front of computer,

wat computer wil think,

do u know?

‘Intel inside

mental outside’.

hahahaha..

wait dont laugh, joke

is not over,

Ur standing in front

of fridge,

wat f ridge wil think,

do u know?

‘Cool inside

Fool outside’

Now laugh.

Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,

Zaroor ana..

Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye ‘UN’ k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen

KATRINA KAIF

Mot ka frshta lrki se ap

mot ka frshta lrki se

ap ka time over ho chuka hai

GIRL:koi bchny ka rasta?

FRSHTA:han agar tum msg prhny waly ko kiss karo to

girl:Aaaaaaaaaaaa thoooooooo

TU JAN KAD

I like u miss love find my

I like u

I miss u

I love u

I find u my best friend

I respect u

I care u

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All are examples of

present indefinite tense:

Jtni chahat se tumhen dekha hai itni

Jtni chahat se tumhen dekha hai,

Itni chahat se kuchh aur nhin dekha,

Dekhne do apne chehre ko ji bhar k hamen,

Muddat hui in ankhon ne koi BEGHARAT nhin dekha….

Iltaf zardari ap zarde ki dukan kholdo

ILTAF: Zardari Ap Zarde ki Dukan kholdo Sab ap ki Seat Girane me lage hue hen

ZARDARI: iltaf Bhai London me Apni Barabar wala Flat Bok krlo me bus aa rha hun..

made by*

nawaz shareef..

Kesy hain halaat waqiat mashiyat urdu english

Kesy hain?

Halaat

Waqiat

Mashiyat

Urdu

English

Or

Islamiyat

Aap k shehar k wo

Rastay

Galyan

Sarkain

Or

Muhallaat

Azeez Rishtedar

Parosi

Puphiyan

Mamun

Chachy

Chotay

Baray

Jawan

Borhay

Bhai

Dost

Yar

Ghamkhuwar

Rafiq

Raqeeb

Or

Wo

Gharib

Bhokay

Or

Khan

Wo Tbligh walay

skool k Asatza

Masjid k Molvi Sahiban

Or Un k shagird

Shareef

Bdmash

or

Sb theek hen na?

Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?

Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

Or han!

Aap kesay ho?

OR sb ghr waly? ;->…

Na dil ko behlaneyk liye na ghar

Na diL Ko ‘BEHLANEY’K liye

NA Ghar me ‘SJANEY’K liye

Bus ‘app’ ki ik ‘TASVEER’ Chahiye hamen

apne ghar se ‘dangi machar’ bhagane k liye

Hahahaha;-)

Jahan khuwab wahan hbl maamta wahan

Jahan khuwab

Wahan H.B.L.

Jahan maamta

wahan Dalda

Jahan Pyar

Wahan Iqrar

Jahan Ameer

Wahan Garib

OR

Jahan ka

Sadar Zardari

Wahan ki

Qom Bhikari. 😉

Husband lgta hai paros me bakra halal

Husband: Lgta hai Paros me Bakra Halal ho raha hy.Acha hy aaj Gosht nhi lana parega

BV: Tum apnay kaan saaf krwao

‘ALTAF Bhai’ TV pe khitab kr rahay hai.

Aap ne kae dafa logo k mouh

Aap Ne kae dafa logo k mouh se suNa hoga

‘BHOSRI K’ magR aaj tak kisi ko is ki histoRy Nahi pata..

Hum bhe aksar auqat bila souche samjhe apne guftugu mai iska istemal krte hain aur

Hume andaza bhe nahe hota k hum kya keh rahe hain. .

Ye hiNdi zabaan ka woRd hai auR iska matlab hai

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‘BHOSRI K’

Tips how to save 25 paisa

TIPS:

How to save 25 paisa per year?

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Is mai bhi intersted ho.! Qasam se tum log kon ho yaaarr…!!!

Hmko yun pagal bnana chor do bewja

HmKo Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do

Bewja satana Chor Do

Tmhari to khushbo b Ajeeb C lgti hy

Khuda k liey

Tum

Bartan Walay Sabun Sy Nahana chor do

(‘,’)/

/() Lux lelo

Sawal kuch b ho jawab tum

SAWAL

Kuch B Ho

JAWAB

Tum Hi Ho

RASTA

Koi B Ho

MUNZIL

Tum Hi Ho

DUKH

Kitna Hi Ho

KHUSHI

Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN

Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO

Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA

Jitna B Ho

PYAR

Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB,

koi B ho

Tabeer Tum Hi Ho

Yani k saray Fasaad ki Jarr

Tum Hi Ho..!!

Hey dude a piece of advice for

Hey Dude

A Piece Of Advice

For You … !!

Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person

Always Consider

Yourself A Beautiful Monkey…… =P ;->…

Oscar award 2012 best singer award

Oscar Award 2012. .

Best singer award goes 2

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Altaf hussain . . . for

(‘.’)

( ) _/ _ allah meri touba allah meri touba. . . . . . . . . . .

Wah bhai wah chha gaye..

3 larka larki sy oye hoye kaha

(3) Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha

Larka larki sy:

oye hoye kaha ja rahi hy nikaab

kar k

Larki:- tere ghar

Larka:- may B ata hon

Larki:aja bgairat ammi ko bataon ge bhai larkyon ko cherta hy.

Is hafty ki top dialtunes parday

Is Hafty Ki TOP DialTunes

‘PARDAY ME REHNE DO BY ALTAF BHAI’

ko set krny k lye

‘BHAI’

Likh Kar Abhi

’90’pr snd Karien.

@Rs 5+t or zulfiqar mirza k lye bilkul free;)

Teray liye aik bad news tu

Teray Liye aik Bad News…

TU Kabi “MAA“Nahi Ban Sakta,………….

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Machhar aur makhi ki ho gayi shaadi

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi

Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi

Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai

Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.

Bore ho rahe to seerhi se neeche

Bore ho rahe ho to seerhi se neeche jao

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abb ooper jao .. !! =P

Allah tala ka farman hai me

‘ALLAH’ TALA ka farman hai:-

“Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye…

1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di warna koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.

2- Museebat k bad ahle aza ko Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.

3- Gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate).”…

Film loot lo pakistan hero asif

(FILM)

Loot Lo Pakistan

HERO:

Asif Zardari

HEROIN:

Fozia Wahab

SIDE HERO:

Yousf Raza Gilani

VILLAN:

Imran Khan

Dhamakay Daar

MUSIC BY:

Zulfiqar mirza

ACTION BY:

ANP & MQM

SUSPENCE BY:

India

COMEDY BY:

Altaf Hussian

& Rehman malik

DIRECTOR:

America

FINANCED BY:

Poor People of Pakistan,

1 aisi movie jise kisi cinema ki zarurat nahi poore mulk mein shandar numaish jaari hai.

Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj

Teri Galiyo me

Na Rakhenge

Kadam aaj k

Bad

Ghor Frmayega

Teri Galiyo me

Na Rakhege

Qadm aj k Bad

Qk

Humari apni

Gali me Seting

Ho Gai hy

muskan k sath.

|'(‘.’) kya

| || Bacchi

| _|_ hy yar Qasam se. Jal mat yar bhai ki persnalty bi to dekh.

Dabbay main dabba cake wa lotay

Dabbay main Dabba,

Dabbay main Cake.

wa wa wa wa

Lotay k Moo walY, koi Msg to bhej.

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ab bol wa wa wa wa

Plz mind zaroor karna…;-)=

Hahahaha..

Judge tm par jo ilzamat sabit

Judge :

Tm par jo ilzamat sabit ho rhy hain

Is par apni safai may kia kaho gay?

Mulzim :

Jo ilzam lagane wala hay wo bhe mera bhai hay ap bhe mery bhai hain or hum sub pakistani bhai hain.

Judge :

Apni safai pesh kar barwe

Rehman malik Mat ban.

Golden word ksi ki taraf dosti

GOLDEN WORD

‘Ksi ki taraf dosti ka hath foran na barrhao

Ho sakta hy Us ne kuch dair pehle nak may ungli dali ho !

(-_-)

/)(_/’_ ChaL GanDaaa

Asmaan jitna neela hai sunflower peela

Asmaan Jitna ‘NEELA’ hai,

Sunflower Jitna ‘PEELA’ Hai,

Paani Jitna ‘GEELA’ Hai,

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Aap K Dimag Ka ‘SCROW’ Utna Hi ‘DHEELA’Hai;-)

(Urri baba)….i

Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha

Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha Road par cow ka gobar para hua tha cycle ka tyre gobar k bilkul beech se guzra to wo 2 hisson main but gya. whan kch larkiyan bhi khari hui thi unhon ne ye dekh kr taliyan bjaty huey kaha

‘Happy birthday 2 u’

Larka: Khali taliyon se kam nhi chale ga ‘Cake’ bi khana parega.

Aaj india ki azadi k moqay par

Aaj India ki -Azadi k moqay par

Aoo India ki barbadi k liay mil k dua karain,

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Ya ALLAH !

India me Zardari paida kar day…!!!

(Aameen)

Small joke about u think u

Small joke about U:

Think u r sitting in front of computer,

what computer will think,

do u know?

‘Intel inside

mental outside’.

haha:-D

Wait dont laugh,

joke is not over,

U r standing in front of fridge,

what fridge will think,

do u know.?

‘Cool inside

Fool outside’

Now laugh:- hahahaha:-

Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna

Wo tumhe dur se deKh Kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.

Wah… wah..

Mai hairan hoon is baat se K wo itni dur se tumhara HARAMIPAN Kaise pehchan leti hai.?

ha ha ha ha ha

Love ship titanic dinosaur forest

Love + Ship= (Titanic)

Dinosaur + Forest= (Jurassic Park)

Arnold + Gun= (Terminator)

Robberers + Bikes= (Dhoom)

U + ur Smile= Bhaaago !

(The Mummy Returns)

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai,

jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’

(Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me kutta hun ‘

page#420).

Khudi k0 kr buland itna ko

Khudi k0 kR BuLand iTna.

Khudi kO Kr bULand iTna

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Khudi kO Kr bUland iTna

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Khudi kO Kr bULand iTNA.

Tum aJeEB InsaAN Ho

Bulandi k bJaye Neechay aTay jA Rahay hO…

Jab bhi teri awaz sunne ko ge

”Jab Bhi Teri Awaz Sunne Ko Ge Chahta Hai,,,”

+ +,’DOST’,++

”Utha K Pathar Kutte Ko Maar Deta Ho0n,,,”

Mind zaroor kerna plzzzz…:.)

Hi jan kya hall hai jan

Hi Jan___?

Kya hall hai jan___?

Kahan ho jan___?

Kab milogy jan___?

Missing u jan___?

Zyada khush mat ho

Her Khali Jaga M ‘Wer’ laga lena.

ll SMS# 370746

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‘-.,-‘:) (:’-,.-”

‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘

Mene is titli se pocha tum kahan jana chahti ho,

kehne lagi kisi phool ke pas.

Mene aap ke pas bhej dia.

Wapis aa ke boli me ne gulab ka phool kaha tha

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Gobi ka nhi.. :-

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

High class insult girl 2 boy

High Class Insult

Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.

Boy: Main bhi isi liye itni der se soch raha hun k mere pas KHOTI q khari hai…?

Chand ki aan ho tum sitaro shaan

Chand ki AAN ho tum,

Sitaro ki SHAAN ho tum,

Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum,

Kudrat ka INAAM ho tum,

Par sab se pehle

Duniya ki sari larkiyon k

?BHAI JAN?

ho tum.

Apni umar ko 2 se zarab doab

Apni umar ko 2 se Zarab doAb is mai 840 jama kardo
Jawab ko 2 per taqseem kroAb is meo e apni Umar minus karo
Jawab Apki personalty show kry ga.Its true…

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,

Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi.

Kismat na khuli to kya hua,

Kam se kam…

SHAKAL to dhul jaye gi.

This is my leg

This is my leg
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Itni der dabane k liye thanks.. I m feeling much better now