Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega.

Is se Pakistan mei poory 1 saal ki bijli bachegi or jamhuri hukumat ka ek or wada poora hoga k 2012 mei load shedding nhi hogi

Msg by… Electrical Engineer zardari.

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… MaX iNsUlTz …

* I’d Insult You,

But

You Are Not Bright

Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot

Mind & Matter

I Don’t Mind & You

Don’t Matter … !!

* I Think & Therefore

We Have Nothing

Common … !!

* I Thought You Were

An ASSET

But

You Are 2 Words

Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have Something

To Say

Raise Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your

Mouth …

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

Mobile hy hr larkay ki shan call

Mobile Hy Hr Larkay Ki Shan,

Call Kar K Larkiyon Ko Krte Hain Pareshan

MISS BELL or SMS Kar K Kehte Hain Meri Jaan’

Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan

12 Girlfriend Bana Kr Bante Hain Pehlwan

Apne Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karte Hain Heran,

Kehte Hain Larkiyon Ko Ullu Banana Boht Hy Aasan,

Hosh Kar Mery Yaar Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

Mat Aa in Larkon K Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shetan

Ab Ksi Larkay Ki Call Aye To Usey Bolna G Bhai Jan?

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT

KOI BHI

KUCH BHI

KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR – UDHAR

NIGAH – RAKHNA

Kyu – K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE

KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI… :p@@@@

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

If anyone says that you are

if anyone says that

you are

Intelligent

smart

beautiful

adorable

attaractive

&

Special

to….

thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ‘ bewaqoof!

new year wish karo, April fool abhi nahi aya’

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga..

Ap ne kitni dafa logo k mouh

Ap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mouh Se Suna hoga ‘Bonga’ Magr Aj Tak Kisi ko Is ki History Nahi Pta.

Hum bhi aksar Auqat bila Sochay Samjhe Apni Guftugu Me Iska Istimal Krte hain Aur

Hamey Andaza Bhi Nhi hota k Hum kya keh Rahe hain.

Ye Farsi Zaban ka Word hai auR Iska Matlab hai

‘Bonga’:D

U know r an active internet surfer

U know U r an Active Internet Surfer When

1. Ur bookmarks take 15 min. to scroll frm top 2 bottom

2. U step out of Ur room & realize tht Ur parents hve moved & U dnt hve a clue whn it happend

3. All Ur frnds hve an @ in their name.

4. U chck Ur mail. It says “No New Msgs”, So U chck it agn

5. U wake up at 3am 2 go 2 bathroom & chck Ur e-mail on the way back to bed

6. The last girl you picked up was only a JPEG

=P =D…

Larka izhar e mohabt karay to

Larka

izhar e mohabt karay to

larki kay 5 jawab hosaktay hain:

1) what..? Shakl dekhi h?

2) no way

3) apko bhai samjhti hun

4) I m engaged

5) I married

Aur larki izhar e mohabt kare to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:

1) Han

2) han

3) haan

4) Haaan

5) HAAAAAN….

Bagerto kuch to standard banao

apna.

R0se r laal sky neela ur

R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura maäñ Lö

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Tum naraz ho koi reply nhi kiya

Tum Naraz ho

Koi reply Nhi kiya

Ok

tumhari marzi

Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam Aur

doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish b mat karna Ok bye.

Apni tasveer b wapis le lo?

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tu badal gya dost magar teri tasveer nahi badli..

plz dont read this nahi

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Plz don’t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!

U r on a bus need

U r on a bus & U need

2 fart …

But d music is really

loud, so U time Ur

farts with d beats.

After a couple ov

songs, U start 2 feel

better as U approach

Ur stop, as U r leaving

d bus, People REALLY

staring down at U n

that’s when U realize

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U’ve been listening 2

Ur iPod !!

6 truths of life 1 you cannot

6 truths of life:-

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Kya aap ne kabhi bhoot ko plastic

Kya aap ne kabhi

‘BHOOT’ ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai?

Nahi

Waqai nahi?

Such me nahe deakha

To Apna NADRA ka ID Card dekh lein.. ;

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

ye hai SMS# 321034

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ye hai Basanti ab ye nachegi,,

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nachi kya??

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Sorry me bhool gaya tha Ki “BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE NAHI NACHTI..

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!!

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Khana Kharab,

Jesay Total Azaab,

Jesay Aadha Faqeer,

Jesay Murda Zameer,

Jesay Nasoor Ho Koi Sarta Hua,

‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’

Jesay Bijli Ki taar,

Jesay Khanjar Ki Dhaar,

Jesay Dozakh Ki Aag,

Jesay Zehrila Naag,

Jesay Garmi Ki Dhoop,

Jesay Shetan Ka Roop.

Jaisay Beghairat ho koi Hansta hua.

Ho , o o o

Es Zardari Ko Dekha to Aisa Laga!.

This song

Brought 2 u by

Ghareeb Awaam.

Ek jungle main taarzan janvaron ko unki

Ek Jungle main ‘Taarzan’ janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha

Shair: JUTT

Cheeta: RAJPUT

Hathi: BUTT

Bandar: RANA.

Loomrri: ARaaien

Zebra: MUGHAL

Zarafa: MOCHI

Reech: ANSARI

Kutta: ZARDARI

Kutta tarap k bola:

Tera piyo Zardari

Teri maan Zardari

Tera saara ‘khandan’ Zardari Main kutta e theek aan.