Insult sms Collection

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

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Yar gal sun masjid wichu

Yar gal sun . . . . . . . . . . . Masjid wichu lota fir gaib hai, Tu baaz ni aana…

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Yar 03123456789 this is my new

Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti hai… Ab paaglon

Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu

‘Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW Ap k paas aey to smjh len K ‘BHOOSA’

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen aik

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen! Aik bar phir phairen Dobara phairen Chalen 1 bar phir Ab to aap ko yaqin ho gya ho

Dil ki bholi ha tbyyat bri sadi

Dil ki bholi ha. Tbyyat ki bri sadi ha. Rassi tor k ayi ha. Ap ki shehzadi ha. (./) /.’.) ‘^—- ,, ,,/'( ,

When u feel that no body

when u feel that no body love,s u no body cares 4r u, every one ignoring u, every body hating , u should tell

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya… ke lagta hay ki… aaj bhi tu.. nahi ”NAHAYA”

Master bachy ki roti kha kr kehta

Master Bachy Ki Roti Kha kr kehta Hai: Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nai Btao gy? Bacha msumyat se: nai master G,

Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye

Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye. Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye. Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho

1 gadha ro kr girgira k iltija

1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha tha Ya KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq de Wo lmhy qboliat k thay uski

Sawalghairat kia hajawabghairat wo chez ha jo

Sawal:Ghairat kia ha?? ?.? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Jawab:Ghairat wo chez ha Jo agar tm logo ko aa Jayeto mra inbox

Bohut dino se apne doston ko bhoola

Bohut dino se apne Doston ko Bhoola howa tha ,,,FARAZ,,, Aaj Film ‘KAMINAY’ Dekhi To Sub Yaad Aa gaye.

Le k pehla pyar bhar aakho

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai Tera Humsafar (./) /.’.)

plz dont read this nahi

. . . Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo

Ko ko bas karo ab

Ko ko ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko . . . . Bas Karo

Jootay parnay k bad zardari farmata hy

Jootay parnay k bad Zardari farmata hy: Tum kitne jooty maro ge mai sary jooty uthalunga.. Me badi kutti chez hun RAMZAN me sell

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh yehi to nahi hai tera sanum?(./)/.’.) ‘^— ,,,,/'( ,_

Job offer in jazz send ur cv

Job offer In Jazz Send Ur C.V 2 Jobs@Jazz.com Last DATE?15/10/2011 QULIFICATION: MATRIC Salary:15,000 to 18,000 Male and Female AGE 18 TO 25 Job

Are u free now shall i call

ArE u FrEe NoW ShAlL i CaLl u ? . . . . . . .. . . . . . . AiSe hI

Ye sms abhi apne 4 friendz ko

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friendz Ko Kro, Agar Wo Wapis tumko SmS Krain To tum Samajh lena K… Tum B Farigh Tumhare Dost

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

Boy o bewafa tune shadi q ki

Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya… Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi… Yahan

Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu

Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW Ap k paas aey to smjh len K ‘BHOOSA’

Yar ek sawal ka matlab muje samaj

YaR EK SaWaL kA mAtLaB mUjE sAmAj nAi a rAhA sAMjA dO. . . . . . . . O YaR ‘eK sAWaL’ kA

Boy frnd bohat romantic andaz me

Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz me): Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!! Girl frnd:Kiya? boy frnd: bareek kangi.

Jab bhi aapki yaad aati hy

.*Jab Bhi Aapki Yaad Aati Hy.. *To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. . *JAL TU JALAL TU* . *AAI BALA KO TAAL TU*:-)

Always dont depend on my thoughts

Always Don?t Depend On My Thoughts, Try To Think Of Ur Own Sometimes!! Useless Fellow …

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

You are a normal person in

You Are A Normal Person In Case 0f : . . . 1- U Got A Facebook Account 2- U Got A Mobile Phone

Sadar e pakistan bemaar hogaye hain ab hum

Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain…!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye !!! Ay Allah tu hamare dilon ka haal janta

Allah apki umer lambi kreallah ap ko

Allah apki umer lambi kreAllah ap ko khush rkheAllah ap k rizq men izafa kreAllah ap ki hr murad puri kre yadhogya? Chalo pakaro

Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar aey

Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost . . . . . . . . . Tujhey Dekh Kar To Kisi Ki Bhi

Aik pakistani mna se kisi ne pocha

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: Kya aap ki degree asli hai?.. Wo bola: G haan.. Us ne kaha: ABC sunaiye . MNA

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai k. . . . . . . . . . . . Ap to aise speed me

Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat

Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha abhi SMS parh raha hai, parh kar muskuray tou

I m master mind im mind

I ‘M Master Mind I’M Master Mind. I’ M Master Mind. I’M Master Mind. But s0rRy I cULd N0t b uR Bec0z u R

Hoshiar rehna koi kuch b khanay k

Hoshiar rehna Koi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khana Idhar udhar nigah rakhna Kyun k Kyun k City govt ne Kutta

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

One of d intellignt monkey missing

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab

London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab hum Altaf Bhai ko mashwara daitay hain … . . . K . . . Wo b

Holon meintum kalion baghon galion sarkon

holon mein’Tum’ Kalion mein’Tum’ Baghon mein’Tum’ Galion mein’Tum’ Sarkon ma ‘Tum’ Bazar ma ‘Tum’ Tusi Gahar v behndy o ya loor loor e krdy

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo shahed

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo ‘shahed’ Benazir ko goli lge to wo ‘shaheed’ Shah nawaz ko sharab main zehr diya geya to wo

Wapda walo se guzarish he k

:Wapda Walo se guzarish he k: . . . . . . . . Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen Parindon ke

Is msg me kuch bhi nahi hay

IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA KUCH NAHHI HAY KHALI HAY JI BOLA TO HAY

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska

Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se boli. Ap sherwaani me ek dam ‘GHADAY’ lag rahe

Blue black red pink green purple violet

Blue Black Red Pink Green Purple Violet Brown Orange Select Ur Color Chaddi?s Available At BIG BAZAR At Half Rate Hurry. Change Now? !!

1 merasi k ghr samne kutta mara

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta mara para tha merasi ne Municipal Committe ko phone kia Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para

Those who know me me well

Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well, . . . Waah Waah! . . . Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well . .

Agar koi tumhen kahay oye insan ban

Agar koi tumhen kahay ‘Oye INSAN ban jao’ . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . .

3 bandar zoo se farar hogaye 1

3 bandar ZOO Se Farar Hogaye 1 TV Dekh Ra He 2ra FTBall Khel Ra He 3ra . . . . . . .

Date pe jaane k liye paan waale

DATE Pe Jaane K Liye Paan Waale Se DING DONG Kya Maangi – FARAZ – Wo BoLa : Karte Hein Jo Kaam Wrong, Un

Greedy dog once upon a time there

*GREEDY DOG* Once Upon A Time…. There Was A DOG. He Was Very Hungry. He Ran Here And There In Search Of Food. Suddenly,

Baap re Baap

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Daravna

Breaking news dhammaka khabar tib ki

Breaking News… Dhammaka Khabar.. TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey K han KaKa Hua… Kaise Hoa

Zindagi mein gadhay ki tarha kaam kartey

Zindagi Mein GADHAY Ki Tarha Kaam Kartey Kartey Jab Kabhi Saans Leney Kay Liye Ruko Tou Peechey Murr Kay Zaroor Dekh Lena, Kiya Pata,

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n pakistan

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n Pakistan P0st Office Ne ASIF ZARDARI ki Tasveer Waly Ticket Jari kardiye Hen Awaam Pareshan Hy K THOOK

Best msg of the day har

=Best Msg Of= The Day ‘Har Wo Din Tumhare Liye behtreen Hai, . . . . . . . Jis Din Tum… ‘NAHA LO’

A hands0m boy enter the class room

A hands0m Boy enter the class room… All girls got crazy for him… They all stand in his way, but after his reply they

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani

Teri meri…. Meri teri….. Prem kahani….. . . . . . . . . . . Hai hi nahi…. Chal nikal…..

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya? Father’s day tha.. Aur tu ab bhi apney baap se naraz hai..!

Ap bohat khoobsurat khush mizaj mohabbat karne

Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna…..

Suraj na badla chand badla na

Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./) /.’.) ‘— ,, ,,/'( ,_ ,_ ; ) //

Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Aasmaan jitna neela haiunflower peela haipaani geela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hai… (,’) @

Today is international handsome boys

Today is International Handsome boys & beautiful girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute. B true. Dnt cheat

Ap yaqeen krain ge mainay gittr bjana

?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha? ??BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi?? Hmain andaza h? gya Hai? . . .

Kya ap paunchvi pass se taiz hein

Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . . Loading . . Please Wait . . While We Retrive Your Data Result :-> Sorry,

Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai

Jab se tum ko dekha hai

jab se tum ko dekha hai mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai dil se ek awaaz aati

Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy

ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen . . . . . . …………..,,,,,,,, . . .ooooo yaar me

Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands

Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab ‘Lakh Di Laanat’ =P ;

Love easy to say difficult stay

Love Easy to say – Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal… Difficulty is a part of Life… But That’s the

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption mehngai or badhali

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai? . ?. . . . Dubai mein Zardari ke

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

ye mulk kabhi taraqqi nahi kar

*. .Ye Mulk kabhi Taraqqi nahi kar sakta, Q k..! Parhe likhy Log bhi, ‘ANGHOTHA’ istimal karte hain, Yaqeen nahi aata? To apny ap

Teacher you stupid at your age

Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You ??? StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer Commited

One of d intellignt monkey missing in

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Aj kal kai larkia bht roti

Aj kal kai Larkia, Bht roti hain Dosto Kyn k. . . . . . Mai unhein LIFT hi Nahi karatA. (‘,) /)) _//_

Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan

Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya bher dobara faisla hoa ke 10% larkiyan bewakoof nahe

Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haizalimo tusi

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. . .. …zalimo Tusi v msg pejo meri koi haram di kamai

A light can replace dark success failure

A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain But nothin can replace U . . WHY? .

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho dekho

Aeroplane aa raha hai. . . . . . Dekho. . . . . . . . Dekho naa. . . . . .

Oghareeb insaan okanjoos opathar dil opagal insaan

O?Ghareeb Insaan O?Kanjoos Insaan O?Pathar Dil Insaan O?Pagal Insaan.?? Is sMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai, Agar Aapko Bura Laga Ho To Sorry

Teacher zardari kab jhoot bolta hai

Teacher: zardari kab jhoot bolta hai…..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Student: jab woh munh kholta hai…..

Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . . . . . . . FAQEER oR BHIKARI K

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain, to dil se karte hain, kyun k . .

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

Great sayings this life is

Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, , I Don’t know How People Find Time to Get

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na, maa ne kaha beta garoor karna acha nh, abhi