Insult sms Collection

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai

Tamam battamizo ko ittla di jati hai k. . . . . . . . . . . . Ap to aise speed me

Bandarya ne sher se kaha badshah salamat

Bandarya ne sher se kaha: badshah salamat mujhe shadi karni hy; Sher: sbar kro! dulha abhi SMS parh raha hai, parh kar muskuray tou

I m master mind im mind

I ‘M Master Mind I’M Master Mind. I’ M Master Mind. I’M Master Mind. But s0rRy I cULd N0t b uR Bec0z u R

Hoshiar rehna koi kuch b khanay k

Hoshiar rehna Koi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khana Idhar udhar nigah rakhna Kyun k Kyun k City govt ne Kutta

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

One of d intellignt monkey missing

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab

London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab hum Altaf Bhai ko mashwara daitay hain … . . . K . . . Wo b

Holon meintum kalion baghon galion sarkon

holon mein’Tum’ Kalion mein’Tum’ Baghon mein’Tum’ Galion mein’Tum’ Sarkon ma ‘Tum’ Bazar ma ‘Tum’ Tusi Gahar v behndy o ya loor loor e krdy

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo shahed

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo ‘shahed’ Benazir ko goli lge to wo ‘shaheed’ Shah nawaz ko sharab main zehr diya geya to wo

Wapda walo se guzarish he k

:Wapda Walo se guzarish he k: . . . . . . . . Apne Khambey or Taaren lapet kar le jayen Parindon ke

Is msg me kuch bhi nahi hay

IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA KUCH NAHHI HAY KHALI HAY JI BOLA TO HAY

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska

Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se boli. Ap sherwaani me ek dam ‘GHADAY’ lag rahe

Blue black red pink green purple violet

Blue Black Red Pink Green Purple Violet Brown Orange Select Ur Color Chaddi?s Available At BIG BAZAR At Half Rate Hurry. Change Now? !!

1 merasi k ghr samne kutta mara

1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta mara para tha merasi ne Municipal Committe ko phone kia Mre ghr k samne kutta mara para

Those who know me me well

Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well, . . . Waah Waah! . . . Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well . .

Agar koi tumhen kahay oye insan ban

Agar koi tumhen kahay ‘Oye INSAN ban jao’ . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . .

3 bandar zoo se farar hogaye 1

3 bandar ZOO Se Farar Hogaye 1 TV Dekh Ra He 2ra FTBall Khel Ra He 3ra . . . . . . .

Date pe jaane k liye paan waale

DATE Pe Jaane K Liye Paan Waale Se DING DONG Kya Maangi – FARAZ – Wo BoLa : Karte Hein Jo Kaam Wrong, Un

Greedy dog once upon a time there

*GREEDY DOG* Once Upon A Time…. There Was A DOG. He Was Very Hungry. He Ran Here And There In Search Of Food. Suddenly,

Baap re Baap

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Daravna

Breaking news dhammaka khabar tib ki

Breaking News… Dhammaka Khabar.. TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey K han KaKa Hua… Kaise Hoa

Zindagi mein gadhay ki tarha kaam kartey

Zindagi Mein GADHAY Ki Tarha Kaam Kartey Kartey Jab Kabhi Saans Leney Kay Liye Ruko Tou Peechey Murr Kay Zaroor Dekh Lena, Kiya Pata,

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n pakistan

Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n Pakistan P0st Office Ne ASIF ZARDARI ki Tasveer Waly Ticket Jari kardiye Hen Awaam Pareshan Hy K THOOK

Best msg of the day har

=Best Msg Of= The Day ‘Har Wo Din Tumhare Liye behtreen Hai, . . . . . . . Jis Din Tum… ‘NAHA LO’

A hands0m boy enter the class room

A hands0m Boy enter the class room… All girls got crazy for him… They all stand in his way, but after his reply they

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani

Teri meri…. Meri teri….. Prem kahani….. . . . . . . . . . . Hai hi nahi…. Chal nikal…..

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya? Father’s day tha.. Aur tu ab bhi apney baap se naraz hai..!

Ap bohat khoobsurat khush mizaj mohabbat karne

Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna…..

Suraj na badla chand badla na

Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./) /.’.) ‘— ,, ,,/'( ,_ ,_ ; ) //

Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Aasmaan jitna neela haiunflower peela haipaani geela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hai… (,’) @

Today is international handsome boys

Today is International Handsome boys & beautiful girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute. B true. Dnt cheat

Ap yaqeen krain ge mainay gittr bjana

?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha? ??BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi?? Hmain andaza h? gya Hai? . . .

Kya ap paunchvi pass se taiz hein

Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . . Loading . . Please Wait . . While We Retrive Your Data Result :-> Sorry,

Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai

Jab se tum ko dekha hai

jab se tum ko dekha hai mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai dil se ek awaaz aati

Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy

ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen . . . . . . …………..,,,,,,,, . . .ooooo yaar me

Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands

Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab ‘Lakh Di Laanat’ =P ;

Love easy to say difficult stay

Love Easy to say – Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal… Difficulty is a part of Life… But That’s the

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption mehngai or badhali

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai? . ?. . . . Dubai mein Zardari ke

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

ye mulk kabhi taraqqi nahi kar

*. .Ye Mulk kabhi Taraqqi nahi kar sakta, Q k..! Parhe likhy Log bhi, ‘ANGHOTHA’ istimal karte hain, Yaqeen nahi aata? To apny ap

Teacher you stupid at your age

Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You ??? StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer Commited

One of d intellignt monkey missing in

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Aj kal kai larkia bht roti

Aj kal kai Larkia, Bht roti hain Dosto Kyn k. . . . . . Mai unhein LIFT hi Nahi karatA. (‘,) /)) _//_

Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan

Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya bher dobara faisla hoa ke 10% larkiyan bewakoof nahe

Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haizalimo tusi

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. . .. …zalimo Tusi v msg pejo meri koi haram di kamai

A light can replace dark success failure

A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain But nothin can replace U . . WHY? .

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho dekho

Aeroplane aa raha hai. . . . . . Dekho. . . . . . . . Dekho naa. . . . . .

Oghareeb insaan okanjoos opathar dil opagal insaan

O?Ghareeb Insaan O?Kanjoos Insaan O?Pathar Dil Insaan O?Pagal Insaan.?? Is sMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai, Agar Aapko Bura Laga Ho To Sorry

Teacher zardari kab jhoot bolta hai

Teacher: zardari kab jhoot bolta hai…..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Student: jab woh munh kholta hai…..

Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . . . . . . . FAQEER oR BHIKARI K

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain, to dil se karte hain, kyun k . .

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

Great sayings this life is

Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, , I Don’t know How People Find Time to Get

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na, maa ne kaha beta garoor karna acha nh, abhi

Read this fast chai coffee

ReAd This FAst . . ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee Ok ! !! Congrats!!!! U r SeLected 2 Work At d

If a black cat falls in water

If a Black Cat falls in Water, What the White Cat will say?? . . . . . . . . . . .

Intizar intizar na raat ka din

Intizar Intizar intizar na RAAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka na EK PEHER ka na DOPEHR ka na Eska

4 ghante tk pappu ki call ka

?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob arz kia: Inteha h0gyi intezar ki, . . .

Zufiqar mirza ki batain sun kar ab

Zu|fiqar Mirza ki batain sun kar ab t0 ZARDARI ko dar lagta hai Faraz.! kahin w0 josh mei B.B or Murtuza k Qatil k

Press down again again please once more

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don?t u have any job?…

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to haraami.. Kuch nahi kiya to gandu.. Reply kiya to

Boss balance apne bheja hai jab

Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . . Jab bhejne wali shakal hi nahi hai to end

In pak survey was done that how

In PAK Survey Was Done That, How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With Me . . Survey Report 5 % Says = YES

Bilawal abu hum kitne miskeen hain abi

Bilawal: Abu hum kitne miskeen hain, Abi tk hmari Mama k qatilon ka b pta nai chala Zardari: Beta Miskeen hi raho, Qatil ka

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay Nasoor Ho

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

I wana dedicate a song sirf or

I Wana dedicate a Song. Sirf or Sirf Aap k liye "Karran Mein Nazara Jaddon Teri Tasvir da! Painda hay Pulaikha Menu KHUSRAY BASHIR

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye bure

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena

Zardari ne future main china ka visit

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . . . . .Q . . . . . .k?

Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene wale kabhi COFFEE bhi piya karo yad karne wale

Chu chu chacha ghari mai chuha nacha

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah

Some beautiful lines just 4 u

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U. ~~~~~~ ………….. ———- __________ “””””””””” ====== Nice na…?? :-P…

Aye kassssssh k tum marasi

Aye kassssssh! . . . K tum? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Summer comes again again winter commes

Summer comes again & Again Winter commes again and again But A person like u never comes again ?& again Bcoz Parents never make

Tumhara chehra qayamat hansna tumhari batein

Tumhara chehra qayamat Tumhara hansna qayamat Tumhari batein qayamat Tumhara jalwa qaymat Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha k tum qayamat ki nishani

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

If somebody comes n tell u that

If somebody comes n Tell u, That you Are FOOL, Don?t Be Afraid, Goto him Catch his Neck And Tell him – – –

Where r u u u not replying

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

Taste this sms did u feel the

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

Badla papu ki girlfriend ne usy

‘BADLA’ Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha ‘Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein, tumhe apni shakal

Boy friend agar tum india me

Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari PooJa Karty Girlfriend: Kia Main ‘Husan Ki Devi’ Lagti Hun? Boy friend:

Oo0 0oo SMS# 358141

oo0() ()0oo ( ) ( ) ( ) / (___) (___) Ye meray paun hain . . . . . . . . .

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

Thora sa apna moon mobile screen k

thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo thora sa or kaha na thora sa or aby oeeee sunta nahi kia thora sa

Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror

girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album ;D…

Aaj sunday he koshis to karo

Aaj Sunday He.. Koshis To Karo.. Kitne Din Hue Tumhe Nahaye.. Plzz Meri Khatir Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo Nahana Buri Baat Nahi

Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar

Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Sheikh Hovy Te Kanjoos Na Hovy

You are very special 4 me

You are very special 4 me? Therefore . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Happy birthday to u dear ap ko

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To U Dear Ap ko kya Laga Ap Nahi Batao Ge To pata Nahi Lage Ga k Aaj International Monkey Day Hai