Insult sms Collection

Teacher zardari kab jhoot bolta hai

Teacher: zardari kab jhoot bolta hai…..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Student: jab woh munh kholta hai…..

Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . . . . . . . FAQEER oR BHIKARI K

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain, to dil se karte hain, kyun k . .

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

Great sayings this life is

Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, , I Don’t know How People Find Time to Get

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na, maa ne kaha beta garoor karna acha nh, abhi

Read this fast chai coffee

ReAd This FAst . . ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee Ok ! !! Congrats!!!! U r SeLected 2 Work At d

If a black cat falls in water

If a Black Cat falls in Water, What the White Cat will say?? . . . . . . . . . . .

A hands0m boy enter the class room

A hands0m Boy enter the class room… All girls got crazy for him… They all stand in his way, but after his reply they

Intizar intizar na raat ka din

Intizar Intizar intizar na RAAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka na EK PEHER ka na DOPEHR ka na Eska

4 ghante tk pappu ki call ka

?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob arz kia: Inteha h0gyi intezar ki, . . .

Zufiqar mirza ki batain sun kar ab

Zu|fiqar Mirza ki batain sun kar ab t0 ZARDARI ko dar lagta hai Faraz.! kahin w0 josh mei B.B or Murtuza k Qatil k

Press down again again please once more

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don?t u have any job?…

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to haraami.. Kuch nahi kiya to gandu.. Reply kiya to

Boss balance apne bheja hai jab

Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . . Jab bhejne wali shakal hi nahi hai to end

In pak survey was done that how

In PAK Survey Was Done That, How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With Me . . Survey Report 5 % Says = YES

Bilawal abu hum kitne miskeen hain abi

Bilawal: Abu hum kitne miskeen hain, Abi tk hmari Mama k qatilon ka b pta nai chala Zardari: Beta Miskeen hi raho, Qatil ka

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay Nasoor Ho

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

I wana dedicate a song sirf or

I Wana dedicate a Song. Sirf or Sirf Aap k liye "Karran Mein Nazara Jaddon Teri Tasvir da! Painda hay Pulaikha Menu KHUSRAY BASHIR

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye bure

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

Zardari ne future main china ka visit

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . . . . .Q . . . . . .k?

Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene wale kabhi COFFEE bhi piya karo yad karne wale

Chu chu chacha ghari mai chuha nacha

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah

Some beautiful lines just 4 u

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U. ~~~~~~ ………….. ———- __________ “””””””””” ====== Nice na…?? :-P…

Aye kassssssh k tum marasi

Aye kassssssh! . . . K tum? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands

Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab ‘Lakh Di Laanat’ =P ;

Summer comes again again winter commes

Summer comes again & Again Winter commes again and again But A person like u never comes again ?& again Bcoz Parents never make

Tumhara chehra qayamat hansna tumhari batein

Tumhara chehra qayamat Tumhara hansna qayamat Tumhari batein qayamat Tumhara jalwa qaymat Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha k tum qayamat ki nishani

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

If somebody comes n tell u that

If somebody comes n Tell u, That you Are FOOL, Don?t Be Afraid, Goto him Catch his Neck And Tell him – – –

Where r u u u not replying

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

Taste this sms did u feel the

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

Badla papu ki girlfriend ne usy

‘BADLA’ Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha ‘Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho dekho

Aeroplane aa raha hai. . . . . . Dekho. . . . . . . . Dekho naa. . . . . .

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein, tumhe apni shakal

Boy friend agar tum india me

Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari PooJa Karty Girlfriend: Kia Main ‘Husan Ki Devi’ Lagti Hun? Boy friend:

Oo0 0oo SMS# 358141

oo0() ()0oo ( ) ( ) ( ) / (___) (___) Ye meray paun hain . . . . . . . . .

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

Thora sa apna moon mobile screen k

thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo thora sa or kaha na thora sa or aby oeeee sunta nahi kia thora sa

Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror

girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album ;D…

Aaj sunday he koshis to karo

Aaj Sunday He.. Koshis To Karo.. Kitne Din Hue Tumhe Nahaye.. Plzz Meri Khatir Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo Nahana Buri Baat Nahi

Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar

Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Sheikh Hovy Te Kanjoos Na Hovy

You are very special 4 me

You are very special 4 me? Therefore . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Happy birthday to u dear ap ko

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To U Dear Ap ko kya Laga Ap Nahi Batao Ge To pata Nahi Lage Ga k Aaj International Monkey Day Hai

Jiss tarha heeray ko heera kaatta hai

Jiss tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai Aur Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai Theek isi tarha, Dekh laina, Aik din ZARDARI ko KUTTA kaatay

Ullu ajeeb parinda he dunya isko

‘Ullu’ ajeeb parinda he Dunya isko nakara samajhti he Is me aqal nahi hoti Magar Is ki himmat dekho Ye SmS kitny ghor se

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

classic insult when i see

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Your Face, There’s Not A Thing That I Would Change. . . Except The Direction I Am

Hello so rahe ho kya

HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ????? KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND NAHI AATI SO MAIN NE SOCHA TUME CHK HI

ja mere mizail ja jo

>- >- Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

Wapda waloun ki maa ki azmaat

Wapda waloun ki maa ki…… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . azmaat ko

Mrkh stpid bdh dffer bewkf ghoch

M_RKH, ST_PID, B_DH_, D_FFER, BEWK_F, GHOCH_, _LL_, DEKHA..! EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT “ U “……********……******… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Ultimate insult i love your smile

Ultimate Insult..!! I love your smile because.. . . . . My favorite colour is ‘YELLOW’!! 😀

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption mehngai or badhali

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai? . ?. . . . Dubai mein Zardari ke

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

1 8 year girls love mom 8 12

1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’ 24-50 love HUSBAND 50-100 ____ Chal likh le apna

Sorry galti se ye msg aap ko

Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai.. . . . GALAT SALAT.. (¯`v´¯)

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya. Kisi bi ladki ne aap ko nahin apnaya. Jaante ho Q

Malte ne amrood se kaha tmhari

MALTE NE AMROOD SE KAHA: TMHARI TO KOI IZZAT HI NAHI TMHE LOG KAT KR KAHTE HAIN. AMROOD NE MALTE SE KAHA: BHALA TMHARI

Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan

Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan sy mardalon , , , , , Par kya karon govt ny jangli kuty k shikaar p

Ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte

‘ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte hain faraz theak nahin khawabon se dushmani karna’

Phool khil kr udaas hy samandar

Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do Q K HUM Ko Dunya Ki Sab

Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . . 6 . . 5 . . 4 . .

Bacha uncle abbu ne ball pen manga

Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ne? Bacha: haan….. kaha tha k

Suraj na badla chand badla na

Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./) /.’.) ‘— ,, ,,/'( ,_ ,_ ; ) //

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k liye tayyar hoon. * Pakistan nahi aa sakta jaan ko khatra hai. (Altaf Hussain)

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

For the girl who says that all

For the girl who says that all the boys r SAME should be asked . . . . who told HER to try ALL

classical jawab 1st dost mai

~ Classical jawab ~ 1st Dost: Mai esa kya karu k teri shadi k bad mai teri bv ko cenima le kr jaun or

Trasta hy dil teri sada k lye

Trasta hy Dil Teri Sada K Lye Teri Mohabat Teri Wafa K Lye Hm or Kch Nhi Mangte Tmse Bus (‘.’) Naak Saaf /||

Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko

kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, gale me nimbu mirchi or

Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz

Girl: ‘Najumi Ji, Mere 4 Boyfrndz hen unme se kis k sath shadi hogi? kon khush nasib hoga? Najumi: 1se shadi hogi or baki

Hi how r u are u free

Hi, How r u? Are u free Tomorrow? Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New ?MENTAL HOSPITAL? Admission Free,

If sm1 ask me wt is meant

If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds Pul dem Close 2gethr Put My Arms around dm

Dil ki bholi ha tbyyat bri sadi

Dil ki bholi ha. Tbyyat ki bri sadi ha. Rassi tor k ayi ha. Ap ki shehzadi ha. (./) /.’.) ‘^—- ,, ,,/'( ,

Qasam se tum bohat khubsurat ho

Qasam se TUM bohat khubsurat ho Dunya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo kajal ka teeka to Tumhare liye kam hoga Ek Roti

Bisti m0ments 1when u r too

Bisti m0ments. 1.when u r too xcited n operatr says ‘ur acount balnc is insufficient’ 2.when u t0ok 1h0ur to scrub your face and

Tapti hoi dhoop ki loo hay zardari

Tapti hoi dhoop ki LOO hay Zardari.. Sadar kè naam pè THOO hay Zardari.. Ab is sey Ziada or kiya kahain hum.. Dhuli hui

Arz kiya hai aey asman k

Arz kiya hai.. Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah) aye asman k chand taron (wah Wah) zara is sms parhne wale ko laat

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu

Jis k intzar mai ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num Zara ghor se dekh yehi to nahi hai tera sanum?(./)/.’.) ‘^— ,,,,/'( ,_

Usay kal itna me ne hansaya k

‘Usay’ kal itna me ne hansaya k . . . . . . . . . . . KAMEENI jati hoi MARASI keh gai,

Dil se ap ka khyaal jata

DIL se Ap Ka Khyaal Jata Nai Ap k Siwa kuch Yad Ata Nai Hasrat hai k Ap Ko Roz Dekian ”Laiken” Hmare T.V

Boy hi girl with atitude

Boy :- Hi…….. Girl (with atitude) :- Do I know You ??? Boy :- (with cool tone) teri itni aukat kaha………. 😀

love song ik zardari ko

‘ LOVE SONG ‘ ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay

Jani 20 rupe ka balance to bhejna

Jani 20 rupe ka Balance to bhejna! .. .. .. .. .. Kia howa pese nahi hen? .. .. Zulfiqar Mirza ne Sahi kaha

Ighly disappointing situations 1 ur bestfrnd

ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For 1 Mark 3) Principal/Teacher Sitting Next to U On

Mei karachi k halat behtr krne ki

Mei karachi k HaLat Behtr krne ki koshsh kr to rha hun Ab kia Suprmen ka Undrwear pehn kr Spidrmen Ban Ja0n mei koi

Pure sms ma i dhoond k

PuRe SmS mA (I) DhOoNd k dEkHo O cHaWaL uPeR bAcKeT mA Ha…=P;->…

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey

Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, 😉 Wah Wah:-o Ab aatey hein tere sms bohat thorey, Kahan gai teri dosti Oye Besan k

Na jane kya hy tere udaas chehry

Na jane kya hy tere udaas chehry me.. ‘ d0st ‘ JAb bhi dekhta hon cart0on yaad ajate hy:D (‘;’) Shakal mat /)( dikhana

After 7 days 159 hrs 16890

After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . . . . . . Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko

Kya tum pagal ho to

kya Tum pagal ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Toffee chabai nahi jati to chocolate kha

Toffee Chabai Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo! Wah wah wah!! Larki phasai Nahi Jati To Baji Bana Liya Karo!! Ab bolo wah