Insult sms Collection

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani

Teri meri…. Meri teri….. Prem kahani….. . . . . . . . . . . Hai hi nahi…. Chal nikal…..

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya? Father’s day tha.. Aur tu ab bhi apney baap se naraz hai..!

Ap bohat khoobsurat khush mizaj mohabbat karne

Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna…..

Suraj na badla chand badla na

Suraj na badLa Chand na badLA Na bdla ye asman Kitna badaL gya inNsan (./) /.’.) ‘— ,, ,,/'( ,_ ,_ ; ) //

Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Aasmaan jitna neela haiunflower peela haipaani geela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hai… (,’) @

Today is international handsome boys

Today is International Handsome boys & beautiful girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute. B true. Dnt cheat

Ap yaqeen krain ge mainay gittr bjana

?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha? ??BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi?? Hmain andaza h? gya Hai? . . .

Kya ap paunchvi pass se taiz hein

Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . . Loading . . Please Wait . . While We Retrive Your Data Result :-> Sorry,

Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai

Jab se tum ko dekha hai

jab se tum ko dekha hai mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai dil se ek awaaz aati

Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy

ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen . . . . . . …………..,,,,,,,, . . .ooooo yaar me

Congratulations u have won a hundred thousands

Congratulations U Have Won A Hundred Thousands 5 Finger Hands, Nhin Samjy Na … Matlab ‘Lakh Di Laanat’ =P ;

Love easy to say difficult stay

Love Easy to say – Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal… Difficulty is a part of Life… But That’s the

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption mehngai or badhali

Pakistan mein maujoda corruption, mehngai or badhali ke maslay ka hal kis ke paas hai? . ?. . . . Dubai mein Zardari ke

Agar koi tumhen kahay oye insan ban

Agar koi tumhen kahay ‘Oye INSAN ban jao’ . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

ye mulk kabhi taraqqi nahi kar

*. .Ye Mulk kabhi Taraqqi nahi kar sakta, Q k..! Parhe likhy Log bhi, ‘ANGHOTHA’ istimal karte hain, Yaqeen nahi aata? To apny ap

Teacher you stupid at your age

Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You ??? StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer Commited

One of d intellignt monkey missing in

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Aj kal kai larkia bht roti

Aj kal kai Larkia, Bht roti hain Dosto Kyn k. . . . . . Mai unhein LIFT hi Nahi karatA. (‘,) /)) _//_

Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan

Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya bher dobara faisla hoa ke 10% larkiyan bewakoof nahe

Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haizalimo tusi

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. Gham Hai Tanhai Hai….. . .. …zalimo Tusi v msg pejo meri koi haram di kamai

A light can replace dark success failure

A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain But nothin can replace U . . WHY? .

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho dekho

Aeroplane aa raha hai. . . . . . Dekho. . . . . . . . Dekho naa. . . . . .

Oghareeb insaan okanjoos opathar dil opagal insaan

O?Ghareeb Insaan O?Kanjoos Insaan O?Pathar Dil Insaan O?Pagal Insaan.?? Is sMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai, Agar Aapko Bura Laga Ho To Sorry

Teacher zardari kab jhoot bolta hai

Teacher: zardari kab jhoot bolta hai…..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Student: jab woh munh kholta hai…..

Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . . . . . . . FAQEER oR BHIKARI K

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand

Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain, to dil se karte hain, kyun k . .

1 larka dosre larke se yaar

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

Great sayings this life is

Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, , I Don’t know How People Find Time to Get

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola

Bhoot apni maa se khush hokr bola: maa dkh me kitna darao na hon na, maa ne kaha beta garoor karna acha nh, abhi

Read this fast chai coffee

ReAd This FAst . . ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee Ok ! !! Congrats!!!! U r SeLected 2 Work At d

If a black cat falls in water

If a Black Cat falls in Water, What the White Cat will say?? . . . . . . . . . . .

A hands0m boy enter the class room

A hands0m Boy enter the class room… All girls got crazy for him… They all stand in his way, but after his reply they

Intizar intizar na raat ka din

Intizar Intizar intizar na RAAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka na EK PEHER ka na DOPEHR ka na Eska

4 ghante tk pappu ki call ka

?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob arz kia: Inteha h0gyi intezar ki, . . .

Zufiqar mirza ki batain sun kar ab

Zu|fiqar Mirza ki batain sun kar ab t0 ZARDARI ko dar lagta hai Faraz.! kahin w0 josh mei B.B or Murtuza k Qatil k

Press down again again please once more

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don?t u have any job?…

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to haraami.. Kuch nahi kiya to gandu.. Reply kiya to

Boss balance apne bheja hai jab

Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . . Jab bhejne wali shakal hi nahi hai to end

In pak survey was done that how

In PAK Survey Was Done That, How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With Me . . Survey Report 5 % Says = YES

Bilawal abu hum kitne miskeen hain abi

Bilawal: Abu hum kitne miskeen hain, Abi tk hmari Mama k qatilon ka b pta nai chala Zardari: Beta Miskeen hi raho, Qatil ka

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay Nasoor Ho

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

I wana dedicate a song sirf or

I Wana dedicate a Song. Sirf or Sirf Aap k liye "Karran Mein Nazara Jaddon Teri Tasvir da! Painda hay Pulaikha Menu KHUSRAY BASHIR

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye bure

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

Zardari ne future main china ka visit

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . . . . .Q . . . . . .k?

Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene wale kabhi COFFEE bhi piya karo yad karne wale

Chu chu chacha ghari mai chuha nacha

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah

Some beautiful lines just 4 u

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U. ~~~~~~ ………….. ———- __________ “””””””””” ====== Nice na…?? :-P…

Aye kassssssh k tum marasi

Aye kassssssh! . . . K tum? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Summer comes again again winter commes

Summer comes again & Again Winter commes again and again But A person like u never comes again ?& again Bcoz Parents never make

Tumhara chehra qayamat hansna tumhari batein

Tumhara chehra qayamat Tumhara hansna qayamat Tumhari batein qayamat Tumhara jalwa qaymat Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha k tum qayamat ki nishani

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai

If somebody comes n tell u that

If somebody comes n Tell u, That you Are FOOL, Don?t Be Afraid, Goto him Catch his Neck And Tell him – – –

Where r u u u not replying

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been

I want 2 kill u but

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.’

Taste this sms did u feel the

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

Badla papu ki girlfriend ne usy

‘BADLA’ Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha ‘Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein, tumhe apni shakal

Boy friend agar tum india me

Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari PooJa Karty Girlfriend: Kia Main ‘Husan Ki Devi’ Lagti Hun? Boy friend:

Oo0 0oo SMS# 358141

oo0() ()0oo ( ) ( ) ( ) / (___) (___) Ye meray paun hain . . . . . . . . .

Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami

”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…

Thora sa apna moon mobile screen k

thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo thora sa or kaha na thora sa or aby oeeee sunta nahi kia thora sa

Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror

girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album ;D…

Aaj sunday he koshis to karo

Aaj Sunday He.. Koshis To Karo.. Kitne Din Hue Tumhe Nahaye.. Plzz Meri Khatir Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo Nahana Buri Baat Nahi

Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar

Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Sheikh Hovy Te Kanjoos Na Hovy

You are very special 4 me

You are very special 4 me? Therefore . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Happy birthday to u dear ap ko

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To U Dear Ap ko kya Laga Ap Nahi Batao Ge To pata Nahi Lage Ga k Aaj International Monkey Day Hai

Jiss tarha heeray ko heera kaatta hai

Jiss tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai Aur Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai Theek isi tarha, Dekh laina, Aik din ZARDARI ko KUTTA kaatay

Ullu ajeeb parinda he dunya isko

‘Ullu’ ajeeb parinda he Dunya isko nakara samajhti he Is me aqal nahi hoti Magar Is ki himmat dekho Ye SmS kitny ghor se

Ittle poem 4u birds mis u

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u & They say to u Where r U? Come

classic insult when i see

~*~ CLASSIC INSULT ~*~ When I See Your Face, There’s Not A Thing That I Would Change. . . Except The Direction I Am

Hello so rahe ho kya

HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ????? KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND NAHI AATI SO MAIN NE SOCHA TUME CHK HI

ja mere mizail ja jo

>- >- Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

Wapda waloun ki maa ki azmaat

Wapda waloun ki maa ki…… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . azmaat ko

Mrkh stpid bdh dffer bewkf ghoch

M_RKH, ST_PID, B_DH_, D_FFER, BEWK_F, GHOCH_, _LL_, DEKHA..! EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT “ U “……********……******… (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Ultimate insult i love your smile

Ultimate Insult..!! I love your smile because.. . . . . My favorite colour is ‘YELLOW’!! 😀

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

1 8 year girls love mom 8 12

1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’ 24-50 love HUSBAND 50-100 ____ Chal likh le apna

Sorry galti se ye msg aap ko

Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai.. . . . GALAT SALAT.. (¯`v´¯)

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya. Kisi bi ladki ne aap ko nahin apnaya. Jaante ho Q

Malte ne amrood se kaha tmhari

MALTE NE AMROOD SE KAHA: TMHARI TO KOI IZZAT HI NAHI TMHE LOG KAT KR KAHTE HAIN. AMROOD NE MALTE SE KAHA: BHALA TMHARI

Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan

Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan sy mardalon , , , , , Par kya karon govt ny jangli kuty k shikaar p

Ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte

‘ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte hain faraz theak nahin khawabon se dushmani karna’

Phool khil kr udaas hy samandar

Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do Q K HUM Ko Dunya Ki Sab

Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . . 6 . . 5 . . 4 . .

Bacha uncle abbu ne ball pen manga

Bacha: Uncle abbu ne ball pen manga hai Parosi pen dy kr bola: aur kuch kaha tha abu ne? Bacha: haan….. kaha tha k

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k

Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marne k liye tayyar hoon. * Pakistan nahi aa sakta jaan ko khatra hai. (Altaf Hussain)

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher kaat ta hai Isliye aapko Kutta kaatega.

For the girl who says that all

For the girl who says that all the boys r SAME should be asked . . . . who told HER to try ALL

classical jawab 1st dost mai

~ Classical jawab ~ 1st Dost: Mai esa kya karu k teri shadi k bad mai teri bv ko cenima le kr jaun or

Trasta hy dil teri sada k lye

Trasta hy Dil Teri Sada K Lye Teri Mohabat Teri Wafa K Lye Hm or Kch Nhi Mangte Tmse Bus (‘.’) Naak Saaf /||

Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko

kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, gale me nimbu mirchi or