Insult sms Collection

Life was lonely no one there i

Life Was Lonely, No One Was There. I Had No Frend. & Then U Came Into My Life, I Realised, Dat ALONE WAS BETTER

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Tum to aaj doctor ke dost pathan

Tum to aaj doctor ke Dost pathan se: ‘tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?’ Pathan: ‘yara ham kal

Dil k mehman ban jao ankhon

Dil k mehman ban jao Ankhon ka arman ban jao Honton ki muskan ban jao Yeh sub bi ban jana Lekin Pehlay zara Insaan

Hold ur breath pagal marna hai

Hold ur breath……… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Boy hi girl hey how are

Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ? Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the

Feeling sad then imagine i

Feeling SAD… ? Then Imagine… I am with U… Now U HAPPY… ? NO… ? Chal phir DAFFA ho… !! :-)…

Cheel uri kawwa ura maina gadha

Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura.. Maina Uri.. Gadha Ura.. Ooopppps Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . .

Bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan

bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan husband ko pakra diya. husband bola zaror is main marayy khany ka liya ha ..to wife boli

Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main

Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai

Press down again again please once more

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don?t u have any job?…

Suna ha ap ki muskurahat pe hr

Suna ha ap ki Muskurahat pe hr koi Mrta ha . . . . . . . . Zara time nikal k aao na

Wt is ur name aray pagal

Wt is ur name? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aray

Shikwa naheen kissi sey ghilla naheen

Shikwa Naheen Kissi Sey Kissi Sey Ghilla Naheen, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mental Hospital Walon

Tapti hoi dhoop ki loo hay zardari

Tapti hoi dhoop ki LOO hay Zardari.. Sadar kè naam pè THOO hay Zardari.. Ab is sey Ziada or kiya kahain hum.. Dhuli hui

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh

love song ik zardari ko

‘ LOVE SONG ‘ ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay

Khawaja hassan nizami angraiz angraiz

Khawaja Hassan Nizami & angraiz angraiz: sab angraizoon ka rang 1 sa hota hai. Laikin pata nhi q sab hindostanion ka rang 1 sa

Read this fast chai coffee

ReAd This FAst . . ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee ChAi Coffee Ok ! !! Congrats!!!! U r SeLected 2 Work At d

Superb bezzati a girl wearing a

Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just Behind The Girl said; Rafta Rafta dekho Aankh Jis

Zufiqar mirza ki batain sun kar ab

Zu|fiqar Mirza ki batain sun kar ab t0 ZARDARI ko dar lagta hai Faraz.! kahin w0 josh mei B.B or Murtuza k Qatil k

Ek scientist ne mera brain wash kia

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phir Pocha: Tumhe ab b koi Yaad hai? Maine Apka Naam liya to wo hans k

SMS# 366477

, – .(. – , ‘. .’ ‘ . _ . ‘ Saib Khao Is sey Taaqat aaye gi Taaqat aai to Himmat Paida

Ek sardar sher khuda ki rahmat

EK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye farz tha aap ko batana, kay garmiyan aa gayi

SMS# 363029

((((.)))) ((( @) (@ ))) (((( (._.) )))) (((( ,—, ))))) Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ ::May Höon ZARDARI:: Amarica ka pujari. Pakistan main la

SMS# 353104

,.-.-.-._ (‘.’) _.-.-.-., ”-.,-.’: )( :’-,.-” ‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘ Mene is titli se pocha tum kahan jana chahti ho, kehne lagi kisi phool ke

Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . . 6 . . 5 . . 4 . .

Ap yaqeen krain ge mainay gittr bjana

?AP YaqeEN KRain gE? Mainay Gitt?R BJAna s?Rf ek RaAT me seekha? ??BTANAY ki zaroOrat nahi?? Hmain andaza h? gya Hai? . . .

Ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte

‘ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte hain faraz theak nahin khawabon se dushmani karna’

Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko

kitne haseen hai aap, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi, gale me nimbu mirchi or

Woh to bandar hai darakhato pe charh

WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga, MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga, MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN

Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe

Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe ‘Tum Bewaqof Ho Tou koi lamha zaya mat karna,us ko gardan se pakrna ,or kehna oye kisi

One of d intellignt monkey missing in

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Happy birthday to u dear ap ko

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To U Dear Ap ko kya Laga Ap Nahi Batao Ge To pata Nahi Lage Ga k Aaj International Monkey Day Hai

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya… phir mere dil me khayal aaya… ke lagta hay ki… aaj bhi tu.. nahi ”NAHAYA”

Aap ka naam chand per likhny ko

aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy! magar . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Agr manzil ko pana hy to hosla

Agr manzil ko pana hy to hosla sath rakhna Agr pyar ko pana hy to aitbaar sath rakhna or Agr hamesha muskurana hy, To

Jab b aap ki yaad aati hy

Jab B Aap ki Yaad Aati Hy.. To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. *JAL TU JALAL TU* *AAI BALA KO TAAL TU*:-) Hahahaaa…

Karachi ka wo konsa road hai jo

KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… . . Bandar Road. ‘(‘,’)/’ ) ( /’hahahaha

1 gadha ro kr girgira k iltija

1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha tha Ya KHUDA mjhy perhny ki tofeq de Wo lmhy qboliat k thay uski

Yateem ho gya hon bv mar gai

Yateem ho gya hon, b.v mar gai, 2 betyoon ki shadi kerna hy, maali imdaad ki jaye;-( . . . . . . .

Boy from the day i met you

Boy: From The Day I Met You, I Havn’t Drank Or Smoked.. Girl: How Sweet Of You,You’re Madly In Love With Me.. … Boy:

I like grapes bcoz its boneless

I Like Grapes B?coz Its Boneless. & I Like U B?coz U R Brainless Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Felt Bad? Come?on Yar, It?s Just A

Modren bezti boy 2 girl i love

‘Modren Bezti’ Boy 2 girl: I love u & want 2 marry u Girl: ApNi shakL dekhi hY . boy: Dekhi hY to tery

Pakistan ka sa se wadda chawal insaan

Pakistan ka sa se WADDA CHAWAL insaan kon hai? Yeh jan’nay k liye dekhiye kal subah theek 8 baje SHEESHA! 😀

Tu ne chaha hi nahizrdarihalaat to hum

TU NE chaha hi nahi..ZRDARI.Halaat to hum bhe badal sakte the TERI aankho ke aansu .ALTAF. Ki aankh se nikal sakte the TU NE

Boss balance apne bheja hai jab

Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . . Jab bhejne wali shakal hi nahi hai to end

Tum sa koi pyara masoom nahi hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) / / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom

2 larkiyan bus mein ik seat k

2 Larkiyan bus Mein ik seat k liye larh rhi thein k pehley woh ai hai, Ik Lrka kafi Deir se Deikh rha Tha

Ankhon mein shrrafat chal nazaakat dil

Ankhon mein shrrafat. chal mein nazaakat. dil mein sachai. phir kyon na bole ap ko her lerki MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Y o u r i n

Y O u R I N t E L Li G E n C E i S M y c O m M o

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo shahed

Bhutto ko phaansi hue to wo ‘shahed’ Benazir ko goli lge to wo ‘shaheed’ Shah nawaz ko sharab main zehr diya geya to wo

Na dekh asman ko itni hasrat

”Na dekh” asman ko itni hasrat sey ‘DOST’ ”Kisi parinday” ne mou p BITH krdi to saari hasrat nikal jaegi.

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay

Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Ye form fill karen name fathersname

Ye form fill karen Name:____ Father’sName:____ Cast:____ Blood group:____ Gender:____ Age:___ Address:_____ Phone No:_____ Fill kar k. . . . . . . .

You are a dog kyun bura

You are a dog…. Kyun bura laga? Bura matt mano.. Dog meanz D= Demand O= Of G= Girlz Hun vaikh kiven hasda ae….. Kutta

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi

Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya. Kisi bi ladki ne aap ko nahin apnaya. Jaante ho Q

plz dont read this nahi

. . . Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo

You are Bandar

You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome R= Rambo

New price kfc pizza20 chicken15 burger10 pepsi5

NEW PRICE @K.F.C PIZZA@20 CHICKEN@15 BURGER@10 PEPSI@5 LEKIN AAP PHIR B NAHI KHA SAKTAY,,,,,,,, Q,K . . . . . AAP K PAAS TU

Agr kuttay ko coat pent aur sindhi

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy? Z Za Zar Zaroor Kutta he kahengy, Lekin aap

Question how much is 11 is

Question: how much is 1+1 is? . . . …… . . . . . . . . . . . . . R

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia

Tm ne kal muje wish nhi kia.. Koi narazgi hai kya? Father’s day tha.. Aur tu ab bhi apney baap se naraz hai..!

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye Baap

Scientific question how does blood reach

Scientific Question: How does blood reach Ur head? Think? So Simple?! Liquid always flow towards ?EMPTY SPACE?. …

Benazir k liye faraz likhtay han

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han… BB hum sharminda han! , , Wah! wah! wah! , , BB hum sharminda han, , , ,

High level insult husband

High Level Insult : , , Husband : Ye kesa khana banaya hy tumney, bilkul gobar Jesa….! , , , Wife : Ya ALLAH

If anyone says that you are

if anyone says that you are Intelligent smart beautiful adorable attaractive & Special to…. thappar laga saalay ko aur bol ‘ bewaqoof! new year

Girlbook store me sales man se

Girl:book store me sales man se , kia apke pas ye kitab he:- ”larkiyan zaheen hoti hain” Sales man: madam lateefon ki kitaben doosri

Mei karachi k halat behtr krne ki

Mei karachi k HaLat Behtr krne ki koshsh kr to rha hun Ab kia Suprmen ka Undrwear pehn kr Spidrmen Ban Ja0n mei koi

Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum waisa

Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum

Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun

Dearsorry to disturb ucan u send me

dear!Sorry to disturb u.Can u send me ur photo rite n0w? its very urgnt. We r playing cards & i hav lost my yakka

Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena dil

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge, Jab chaho hum

Yar 03123456789 this is my new

Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti hai… Ab paaglon

1saa 2re 3ga 4maa 5paa 6dha 7nee

1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan’ne k liye 3 aur 6 Parhen….G:-A 😉 Thanks

Zardari nargis ka dance dekhne geya

Zardari NARGIS ka DANCE dekhne geya. Dance k baad NARGIS sharma k boli ji woh. . paisey?’ Zardari: chal pagli ! ab tere se

When a girl send a smile in

When A Girl Send a Smile in Chat Box Than What Does It Means ?? . . .. . End of Conversion… Chall Beta

Aina dekh kr begana ho gya

Aina dekh kr begana ho gya, khud apne husn ka dewana ho gya, MUQABLA-e-HUSN main hisa lia aap ne bhi, Auron ko to cup

Dr larki se tum bas 2 din

Dr, Larki Se Tum Bas 2 Din Ki Mehman Ho. Girl: Koi Bachne Ka Rasta ? Dr: Jo Ye Msge Parh Raha Hai Usko

Pyar karne k 4 tarike hain

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

Ay barish k nanhay qatro us

Ay Barish K Nanhay Qatro Us K Chehre Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Gaalon Ko Choom Lena Us K Haathon Ko Bosa Dena Aur

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her gunah ko kha jati hay.Lekin Zardari aik aisi bla hay jo sadqa bhi kha jati hay.

Cute insult girl i want

CUTE INSULT : . . Girl : I Want To Say Something To U..!! . Boy : What.?! . Girl : Its 3 Words

Funny but true ek pakistani fauji

Funny But True: Ek PAKISTANI Fauji Dosre se Yaar GeneraL kehta hai, k is Baar Jung computer se Larri jaye gi.? 2nd fauji, Haan,

After the inspiring performance of mraltaf husain

After the inspiring performance of Mr.Altaf Husain, Nargis & Deedar have decided to join MQM Mujra Qaumi Movement.

Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse

Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne baap k marne pe soug na manaye aur apni

Yar gal sun masjid wichu

Yar gal sun . . . . . . . . . . . Masjid wichu lota fir gaib hai, Tu baaz ni aana…

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu

‘Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW Ap k paas aey to smjh len K ‘BHOOSA’

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen aik

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen! Aik bar phir phairen Dobara phairen Chalen 1 bar phir Ab to aap ko yaqin ho gya ho

Dil ki bholi ha tbyyat bri sadi

Dil ki bholi ha. Tbyyat ki bri sadi ha. Rassi tor k ayi ha. Ap ki shehzadi ha. (./) /.’.) ‘^—- ,, ,,/'( ,

When u feel that no body

when u feel that no body love,s u no body cares 4r u, every one ignoring u, every body hating , u should tell

Master bachy ki roti kha kr kehta

Master Bachy Ki Roti Kha kr kehta Hai: Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To Nai Btao gy? Bacha msumyat se: nai master G,

Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye

Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye. Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye. Sms kya free hue aap jaise machar bhi shayar ho