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Lamha Lamha….karke waqt guzar jayega,7fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko patha lo,kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumeh sup diya jayega………..
Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,pyar karna hai to wife se karo, magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya….
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams “why did you not take him to the hospital?” doctor replies “because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!! …
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? GUESS! WHO? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN….
Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ? Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board. Ravi: Sorry teacher…. i was born in Goa….
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact date of his death before 1 month… Das:How is it??? Vijay:Judge told him the date one month before…!!!…
Ram Ram frnd wa! Kaisn ho? Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka? Tohar SMS ka darsan ko ik jamana beet gva Torant ik dui SMS wa bhej dio hmar phono pe. Dhnewad….
A pakistani goes India ilegaly,security oficer asks:who r u? Paki:i m hindu oficer:then tel me the names of 5 bhagvans Paki: Yassu Panju Haar Kabootar Doli…
BHAKT – Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai…
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay Raste Me Toofan Aya Dhoti Urh Gai, Phr Bijli Karki. LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;-…
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english. Think Say this fast in American accent. ‘There was a cold day!’ ;->…
jab jab tharo sms aaway mare aang aang mein gudee gudee aaway thare sms ka konee kasoor moro mobile vibration par huway…
Sabhi Pakistan waasiyo sE ye winti ki jati hy k urdu bhasha bolte samay hindi shabdo ka pryog na kren Aur shudh urdu k pryog ko jeevan ka ang bna le Dhanewad =P…
An old Indian women slips on ice & falls She cries ‘Hai meri kismat’ A foreigner walks past & says ‘Hi, merry christmas to yu too’ =P xP…
AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA? PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA….:) …
Headlines of 2025.. HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025: 1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs. 2. Dhoom 1/liter. 6. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day… ;->…
yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi, kitni haseen hain ye pal intizar ki. sochte hain hume tum kab milogi, milke sikwa saari humse karogi. maasum lage mujhe har baate teri, muskurade u banalu apni zindagi….
LALU JI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki training le k wapis India aye 1 din phone aya LALU bolay: "who is speaking? jawab aya: HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON ;->…
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…..
Geeta Sar : – SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!! …
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