How can a foreigner tell his indian

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english.

Think

Say this fast in American accent.

‘There was a cold day!’ ;->…

Sabhi pakistan waasiyo se ye winti ki

Sabhi Pakistan waasiyo sE ye winti ki jati hy k urdu bhasha bolte samay hindi shabdo ka pryog na kren Aur shudh urdu k pryog ko jeevan ka ang bna le

Dhanewad =P…

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi kitni

yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi, kitni haseen hain ye pal intizar ki.

sochte hain hume tum kab milogi, milke sikwa saari humse karogi.

maasum lage mujhe har baate teri, muskurade u banalu apni zindagi….

Geeta sar sms kar aur

Geeta Sar : – SMS kar aur bhool ja,

reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi

jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!! …

Teacher dear ravi where were u

Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ?

Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram

Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board.

Ravi: Sorry teacher…. i was born in Goa….

A hindhu in usa collapses on road

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams “why did you not take him to the hospital?” doctor replies “because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!! …

Headlines of 2025 headlines dated 1st

Headlines of 2025..

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

2. Dhoom 1/liter.

6. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day… ;->…

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,pyar karna hai to wife se karo,

magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya….

Bhakt bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki

BHAKT – Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun

BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai…

Lalu prasad bus k uppar khare thay

LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay

Raste Me Toofan Aya

Dhoti Urh Gai,

Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li

Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;-…

Dis message is 2 help a poor

Dis message is 2 help a poor girl who dnt evn hav cloths 2 wear in chiling winter..By sendin this msg donate money 4 her

Her Name is

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.

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MALIKA SHERAWAT…

Ram frnd wa kaisn ho hamar se

Ram Ram frnd wa! Kaisn ho?

Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka?

Tohar SMS ka darsan ko ik jamana beet gva

Torant ik dui SMS wa bhej dio hmar phono pe.

Dhnewad….

Aek admi marnay wala tha bacho ne

AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?

PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA….:)

Lalu ji 1 mnth bush se english

LALU JI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki training le k wapis India aye

1 din phone aya

LALU bolay: "who is speaking?

jawab aya:

HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOL RAHA HOON ;->…

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?

GUESS!

WHO?

AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN….

There is a master blaster block buster

There is a master blaster block buster film sawariya n now we present in pakistan name BANDARIYA title song like this PINJRE ME BETHA K, PATTON SE SAJA K,KUTTON SE BACHA K LE JAYE GA EK DIN ZOO SE CHURA K JIYA BANDARIYA HA HA HA HA BANDARIYA BANDARIYA HO HO HO BANDARIYA.

An old indian women slips on ice

An old Indian women slips on ice & falls She cries ‘Hai meri kismat’

A foreigner walks past & says ‘Hi, merry christmas to yu too’ =P xP…

Reporter laaluji the poor women in bihar

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear

Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa ha…