Hindi Urdu Sms Collection

There is a master blaster block buster

There is a master blaster block buster film sawariya n now we present in pakistan name BANDARIYA title song like this PINJRE ME BETHA

An old indian women slips on ice

An old Indian women slips on ice & falls She cries ‘Hai meri kismat’ A foreigner walks past & says ‘Hi, merry christmas to

Vijaymy uncle knew the exact date of

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact date of his death before 1 month… Das:How is it??? Vijay:Judge told him the date one month before…!!!…

Gabbar basanti chaddi utar viru nahi

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…..

Bhakt bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki

BHAKT – Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr,

Reporter laaluji the poor women in bihar

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin

Sabhi pakistan waasiyo se ye winti ki

Sabhi Pakistan waasiyo sE ye winti ki jati hy k urdu bhasha bolte samay hindi shabdo ka pryog na kren Aur shudh urdu k

How can a foreigner tell his indian

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english. Think Say this fast in American accent. ‘There

Raadhe kudi phasaade harre murari hove kunwari

raadhe raadhe kudi phasaade harre murari hove kunwari jai shri ram bane meri jaan wahe guruji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa …

Dis message is 2 help a poor

Dis message is 2 help a poor girl who dnt evn hav cloths 2 wear in chiling winter..By sendin this msg donate money 4

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi,

Aek admi marnay wala tha bacho ne

AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA? PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI

Yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi kitni

yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi, kitni haseen hain ye pal intizar ki. sochte hain hume tum kab milogi, milke sikwa saari humse karogi.

Ram frnd wa kaisn ho hamar se

Ram Ram frnd wa! Kaisn ho? Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka? Tohar SMS ka darsan ko ik jamana beet gva Torant ik

Geeta sar sms kar aur

Geeta Sar : – SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata Sabko apne kiye

A hindhu in usa collapses on road

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball

Teacher dear ravi where were u

Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ? Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board. Ravi: Sorry

Headlines of 2025 headlines dated 1st

Headlines of 2025.. HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025: 1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs. 2.

Lalu ji 1 mnth bush se english

LALU JI 1 mnth BUSH se english ki training le k wapis India aye 1 din phone aya LALU bolay: "who is speaking? jawab

Jab tharo sms aaway mare aang mein

jab jab tharo sms aaway mare aang aang mein gudee gudee aaway thare sms ka konee kasoor moro mobile vibration par huway…

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,pyar karna hai to wife se karo, magar kis

Lamha lamhakarke waqt guzar jayega7fero ka sathi

Lamha Lamha….karke waqt guzar jayega,7fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko patha lo,kya pata kal kisi ka pataya

Lalu prasad bus k uppar khare thay

LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay Raste Me Toofan Aya Dhoti Urh Gai, Phr Bijli Karki. LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen

A pakistani goes india ilegalysecurity oficer askswho

A pakistani goes India ilegaly,security oficer asks:who r u? Paki:i m hindu oficer:then tel me the names of 5 bhagvans Paki: Yassu Panju Haar