Hindi SMS Collection

Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti

Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he, Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he. Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi, Phir

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko

Pata tha SMS ayega tera,

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay

Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna. Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna Mulakaton ka na sahe. Hum say jaisy b

Tinu kauwa telephone par baith kar

Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai? Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj dur tak pahunchana chahta

Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he

Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene. tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene. dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo “Shukriya

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi. Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye, Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge…? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband”

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai,

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai, Humne to firai thi reet par uhi ungliya, gour

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare, Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare, Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka, Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene

“Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to

Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,

Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!!

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta,

Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!! AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi karke mohabat koi na bachega jo bacha use tanhai mar

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai…dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai……suno

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega! Magar Aankhein hamari kahan

… THE ZOO …

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …

Msg pe msg bhejte ho

msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye, Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye, Hum kisi ko bhulate nehi Lekin, Jo hame rakhe yaad

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to

Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr,

Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr, azad idher-udher ghuma karte the, Kabhi is dal pe to kabhi us dal pe, Uchhal uchhal

Uljhan mujhay khof hai woh niba

Uljhan Mujhay khof hai Woh niba k kisi merhalay pay yeh aa k keh day k abb nahi meray dil ko terii talub nah

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi

Tange feala ke karo.

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev

Har Mithaai Se Mitha

Har Mithaai Se Mitha Aapka Har Pal Ho, Diyon Se Bhi Jyada Roshan Aapka Kal Ho.

Humne socha shayad hum hi chahte hain

Humne Socha Shayad Hum hi chahte hain unko, Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla, Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se, Par

There are chambers in my heart.

There are chambers in my heart. for ALLAH for ABBOO for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place u in my heart

Jo jaldi mile.. woh hai gum,

Jo jaldi mile.. woh hai gum, jo dair se mile.. woh hai paisa, jo kisi kisi ko mile.. woh hai pyar, jo kismat se

Tum ne sambhaala to bedarr hoke hum

Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale.. Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale.. Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab.. Tere ishq

Woh to Seesa hai…!

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to

Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti,

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai. Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the Dusra : Bus ?

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke

Source kaise kat ti hai woh raatain

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Nazre unhe dekhe to aankho ka kya kasur?

Nazre unhe dekhe to aankho ka kya kasur? har waqt kushbu unki aaye to sanso ka kya kasur? sapne puchkar nahi aate to raato

Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye hum

Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye, Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye, kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,, Aaj teri

Now read it without the word cat.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds

EYE SPECIALIST

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand &

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Sorry cant lie till Z…

A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u

Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahi

Wo jo sath chore jayen wo hum nahi, Wo jo badnaam kar jayen wo hum nahi, Wo jo dukh de wo hum nahi, Wo

This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN On this first

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, Ssochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat

Tumhe daikh kr ye nigah jhuk jay

Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko Teri

Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai

Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai MEER, Sharab unko milti hai jinko Peena nahi aata…

Zid apni naa chodi par,

Zid apni naa chodi par, pyar bhara dil tod diya. kuch paiso ke liye zaalim, tune sms karna chod diya.

. Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,

great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi . Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, . Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo,

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum kaho gay kassay mumkin hai yah, Samnay sanam ko

ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain aasani se nahin melay ho tum international ZOO se chuarya hai

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai? Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha, ab

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar

Sangeet ke saath aawaz phool khusbu jism

Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum.. Har lamha har

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi

kuchh bol yar

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi

Manna k hamari zaat main buhat aieeb

Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!! Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun

When you breathe, you respire!

Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe, you expire! Wah Wah,

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka

Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur

Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye

Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye, Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna. Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah, Ise tum mera

vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” vo aaj “LUX”

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi

Luck is not in ur hands but

Luck is not in Ur hands But work is in Ur hands. Ur work can make luck But Luck can’t make Ur work. So

What is the height of telling a lie?

What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows smile

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows.. Behind ur smile there r tears.. Behind ur quietness there is a storm.. And behind u.. Is your

When your commitment is deeper than the

When your commitment is deeper than the sea and your ambition is taller than the sky, then ur future will be brighter than the

Dekhuun tere haathon ko to lagataa hai

DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath Mandir mein faqat deep jalaane Ke Liye Hain Socho to badi cheez hai tehzeeb badan

Kavi hraday doctor apane marij se

Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) : Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai? Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab, mai to

‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai, Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…

Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…??? Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai

Source sad shayari hindi love

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Hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai.

Risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai, Ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai, Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab, Hamari ungali aap

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain,

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain, Pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain, Rut jaane ke bhi had hote hain, ek sms

Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat jiya karo

Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo, qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h. wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge jo khud

Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,

Quote of the day do not wait

Quote Of The Day! Do Not Wait To Strike Till The Iron Is Hot; But Make It Hot By Striking…!

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at

Source wo nahi mera magar us

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jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum

Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup

If people says you are crazy,

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if

Hum ishq mein tu intaha kiye deity

HUM ISHQ MEIN TU INTAHA KIYE DEITY HEIN TUM NE CHAHA HE NAHI CHAHNY WALOO KI TARAH CHOONA TU BADY DOOR KI BAAT HY

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe, Dil se main naraaz tha, Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, Magar woh kambakth dil

Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo,

Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo, Khushion ko multiply karo, Gham ko divide karo, aur hamesha muskurao.

Body masaj free.

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