Teri yaad mein deewane hoke hum chale

Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale..

Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale..

Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai..

Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..

Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,

Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Bewafa bhi nasib nahi.

Maine pyar karna bewfa se sikha hai,
Mujhe bewfai ka dar nahi,
Dare o’ dewane jinki jindagi me
Bewafa bhi nasib nahi.

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo “Shukriya Bhai Jan”.

Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,

Pehlwan Hai Koi Jo Ek Nimboon Say Poora Glass Bhar Day,

Tab Ek Budha Aadmi Buht Kamzoor Saa Or Us Nay Raas Khatam Walay Nimboon Say hi Poora Glass Bhardiya Pehlwaan bhi Dekh Kar Heeraan Hogaya Heerani Say Pehlwaan Nay Poocha K Aap kon Hai Us Aadmi Nay Kaha Main Shaikh hoon

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

Ek ladka old man ko cycle

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola – “beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.”

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi

Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.

Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,

Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.

Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he

Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene.

tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene.

dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi pagal.

dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene.

Zid apni naa chodi par,

Zid apni naa chodi par,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya.

Tumhe daikh kr ye nigah jhuk jay

Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi

Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi

Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko

Teri Kasam Saari Kaynaat Wahin Ruk Jay Gi.

Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay

Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna.

Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna

Mulakaton ka na sahe.

Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna…

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,
Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare,
Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka,
Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap Se Shuruat Kare.

Animal Planet

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

Source kaise kat ti hai woh raatain

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Kaise Kat-ti Hai Woh Raatain Hum Bata Nahi Saktay

Per Sach Ye Hai Ke Hum Tum Se Kuch Choopa Nahi Sakte

Woh Guzray Huway Din Woh Guzri Hui Raatein

Woh Guzra Hua Har Ik Pal Hum Bhula Nahi Saktay

Meri Yaadon May Tum Ho Meri Tanhaiyo May Tum Ho

Itna Pyaar Hai Tum Se Ke Hum Ginwa Nahi Saktay

In Ankho Ko In Saanso Ko Bus Tumara Hi Intezaar Hai

Ab Aa Bhi Jao Is Dil Ko Aur Tadpa Nahi Saktay

Woh Pyaar Ki Baatain Woh Qasmay Woh Waadain

Jo Sach Hai Os Sach Ko Tum Jhuthla Nahi Saktay

Kaise Katti Hain Woh Raatain Hum Bata Nahi Saktay

Per Sach Ye Hai Ke Hum Tum Se Kuch choopa Nahi Saktay

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

… THE ZOO …

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain,

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain, Pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain, Rut jaane ke bhi had hote hain, ek sms to kardiya karo, Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain.

Bush tujhe swiming aati hai laalu no

Bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.

laalu: no.

bush: tere se to kutta achha hai

jo swiming kar leta hai.

laalu: tujhe aati hai.

bush: haan.

laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.

This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
On this first april dont forget to make fool your friends. We have april fools jokes, april fool’s day tricks, best april fools pranks, funny and great april fols day ideas,

Hum ishq mein tu intaha kiye deity

HUM ISHQ MEIN TU INTAHA KIYE DEITY HEIN

TUM NE CHAHA HE NAHI CHAHNY WALOO KI TARAH

CHOONA TU BADY DOOR KI BAAT HY LAIKIN

DOOR REHTY HO TUM AASMANOO KI TARAH

AJAB SHAKHSE HY PALKEIN BI BAGONAY NAHI DEITA

BAAT KERTA HY TU ANJANOO KI TARAH

Nigahon se dekh liya hota

Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! …. !!

Agar hoti hai pyar ki rahen itni

Agar hoti hai pyar ki rahen itni asan toh isme itni kasme khane ki jarurat nahi hoti, agar samajh hi jati yeh duniya pyar ko itni asani se toh sayad, SHAH JAHAN KO TAJ BANANE KI JARURAT NAHI HOTI.

Kavi hraday doctor apane marij se

Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :

Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?

Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,

mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.

Ho sakta hai usake baad aai ho.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge…? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…? Ha ha ha ha…

Kaash k tum dil say chahtee mujhey.

Kaash tum nay mujhey rulaya hotta,
Kaash gussay main he apna bulaya hotta,
Kaash mujhey yaad ker k apnay dil ko behlaya hotta,
Kaash meri yaad satati tumhain,
Kaash mere bina neend na atee tumhain,
Kaash k tum meri mohabbat ko pehchaan patee,
Kaash k tum mujhey apna hee bana patee,
Kaash main tumhain apni bahoon main khilata,
Kaash main tumhari zulfoon main so jata,
Kaash k tum dil say chahtee mujhey.

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti

Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,

Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.

Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,

Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

Pata tha SMS ayega tera,

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna “Husband” Bhi saath Layegi!!…

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai,

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai, Humne to firai thi reet par uhi ungliya, gour se dekh to teri tasvir ban gai.fs

Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!!

Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta, Agar wo Meherban Hota! Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta, Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta, Meray Hathon Ko Apnay Hathon Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha .
Mohabat Roshni Hay, Rang Hay Khushbo, Sitare Hay, Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!! Mujhay TU Sab Say Pyara Hay, Mager Aisa Woh Tab Kehtha “Agar Woh meherban Hota.”

Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai…dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai……suno aab jag jao…Dekho, sawera honewali hai…… good morning

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

Msg pe msg bhejte ho

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye,
Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye,
Hum kisi ko bhulate nehi Lekin,
Jo hame rakhe yaad Aisa yaar chahiye.

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr,

Wo bhi kya din the jab aap befikr, azad idher-udher ghuma karte the, Kabhi is dal pe to kabhi us dal pe, Uchhal uchhal kar jhuma karte the, Dekha us din zoo me aap ko to bahut dhukh hua, jangal me jo itne khus hua karte the!

Tange feala ke karo.

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Humne socha shayad hum hi chahte hain

Humne Socha Shayad Hum hi chahte hain unko,

Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla,

Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se,

Par Khuda bhi unka chahnewala nikla…

There are chambers in my heart.

There are chambers in my heart.
for ALLAH
for ABBOO
for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place u in my heart !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jo jaldi mile.. woh hai gum,

Jo jaldi mile.. woh hai gum, jo dair se mile.. woh hai paisa, jo kisi kisi ko mile.. woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile.. woh hain AAP.

Tum ne sambhaala to bedarr hoke hum

Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale..

Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale..

Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab..

Tere ishq mein badNaam hoke hum chale.

Woh to Seesa hai…!

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti,

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki

sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the

Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada

bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.

Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?

Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.

Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye hum

Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye,

Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye,

kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,,

Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye.

Now read it without the word cat.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

EYE SPECIALIST

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Sorry cant lie till Z…

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahi

Wo jo sath chore jayen wo hum nahi,
Wo jo badnaam kar jayen wo hum nahi,
Wo jo dukh de wo hum nahi,
Wo jo tumhein bhool jain wo hum nahi.
Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahi

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, Ssochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.

. Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,

great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi . Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, . Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum, So keep in Touch

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo,

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum kaho gay kassay mumkin hai yah, Samnay sanam ko bitha k peo, Nazar say nazar milla k peo

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?

Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,

ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

kuchh bol yar

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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.
.
.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!