Tum ne sambhaala to bedarr hoke hum

Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale..

Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale..

Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab..

Tere ishq mein badNaam hoke hum chale.

Woh to Seesa hai…!

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti,

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki

sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the

Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada

bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.

Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?

Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.

Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye hum

Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye,

Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye,

kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,,

Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye.

EYE SPECIALIST

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Now read it without the word cat.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Sorry cant lie till Z…

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahi

Wo jo sath chore jayen wo hum nahi,
Wo jo badnaam kar jayen wo hum nahi,
Wo jo dukh de wo hum nahi,
Wo jo tumhein bhool jain wo hum nahi.
Tum nahi, tu kuch bhi nahi

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, Ssochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo,

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum kaho gay kassay mumkin hai yah, Samnay sanam ko bitha k peo, Nazar say nazar milla k peo

. Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,

great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi . Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, . Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum, So keep in Touch

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain

palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain
bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain
aasani se nahin melay ho tum
international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?

Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,

ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

kuchh bol yar

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

When you breathe, you respire!

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye

Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,

Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.

Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,

Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.

Luck is not in ur hands but

Luck is not in Ur hands

But work is in Ur hands.

Ur work can make luck

But Luck can’t make Ur work.

So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.

Dekhuun tere haathon ko to lagataa hai

DekhuuN tere haathon ko to lagataa hai tere haath

Mandir mein faqat deep jalaane Ke Liye Hain

Socho to badi cheez hai tehzeeb badan ki

Varnaa to badan aag bujhaane Ke Liye Hain

Ye Ilm kaa saudaa, ye risaale, ye kitaabien

Ek shaKhs ki yaadon ko bhulaane Ke Liye Hain

‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

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Zakhami dil hoon doston, phir se dil lagane ki chahat kaise karun,

Bhare nahi paheli mohobbat ke zakham, mohobbat kaise karun..!

Hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai.

Risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai,
Ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab,
Hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai.

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Aur Kuchh Nahi Main Chahta, Mujhe Bas Chahat Hai Teri,

Tu Hi Ho Saath Mere Bas Ye Koshish Hai Meri,

Tum Aaye Par Der Se Aaye Ye Shikayat Hai Meri,

Par Shikva Nahi Hai Tumse, Bas Ibaadat Hai Meri,

Aur Kuchh Nahi Main Chahta, Mujhe Bas Chahat Hai Teri,

Sada Tere Hothon Ki Muskaan Bas Ek Khwaish Hai Meri.

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

If people says you are crazy,

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..

Body masaj free.

I
LOVE
U!
Send this sms to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest “Polis Station” in luxary jeep. Rahana khana and body masaj free.

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai,

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.

Saathi sirf wohee nahin hota

Saathi sirf wohee nahin hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to woh hota hai jo jeevan ke kuch hi pal mein jeevan bhar ka saath de jaye.

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai,
_Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai,
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai,
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai,
_________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Ha,i
_____________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai,
_________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai,
______________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai,
________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai,
__________________________Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai,
______________________________Izzat hai to Ladki hai,
__________________________Ladki hai to Tension hai,
______________________Tension hai to Concern hai,
__________________Concern hai to a Khayaal hai,
_________________Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai,
______________Khawab hai to Growth hai,
__________Growth hai to Zindagi hai,
______Zindagi hai to khwaab hai,
_Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai……
Bas ghumnewala chahiye

Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha mujh ko,

Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha mujh ko, Woh hi degaya dhoka mujh ko, Jis se ki Wafadaari humne, Aaj woh hi degaya dagha mujh ko. Dil tha pagal Chahat main teri, Teri jafa ne rakha na kahin ka mujh ko, Bhool ker bethi tujh se Pyaar karke, Di Zindagi ne yeh kaisi saza mujh ko. Jaa dekh li humne Mohabbat teri, Kaash is Dil ne Chaha na hota tujh ko.

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

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Apni Duniya me yun Kho Na jana,

Door Hokar Hame Bhul Na jana,

Khabar Hamari Na Le Sako to Koi Gum Nahi

par Apni Khabar Dena Bhul Na jana.

Saurabh kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or

Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or

andhera he andhera najar aata hai.

Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?

Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar ki light chali jaati hai.

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai
Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai
Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga
Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai
Sab To Aate Rahte Hai
Tum Aao Tho Baat Juda Hai

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????

is ka matlab hai

k

KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota

Mohabbat Ka Matlab Intzaar Nahi Hota
Har Kisi Ko Dekhna Pyar Nahi Hota
Yu To Milta Hai Roz Mohabbat-E-Paigam
Pyar Hai Zindgi Jo Har Baar Nahi Hota……!!

Jo apne ma bap ka nai wo

JO APNE MA BAP KA NAI WO HE HINDU.

JO EK BAP KA NAI WO HE HINDU.

JO AP ALLHA KA NAI WO HE HINDU.

JO …… KA NAI WO HE HINDU…?

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

Machhar ne aap ko kata,

Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh uska junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay uski ragoon mein aap ka khun tha

sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai

Tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai

2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai

Teri yaad mein deewane hoke hum chale

Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale..

Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale..

Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai..

Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..

Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,

Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai,
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Bewafa bhi nasib nahi.

Maine pyar karna bewfa se sikha hai,
Mujhe bewfai ka dar nahi,
Dare o’ dewane jinki jindagi me
Bewafa bhi nasib nahi.

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo “Shukriya Bhai Jan”.

Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,

Pehlwan Hai Koi Jo Ek Nimboon Say Poora Glass Bhar Day,

Tab Ek Budha Aadmi Buht Kamzoor Saa Or Us Nay Raas Khatam Walay Nimboon Say hi Poora Glass Bhardiya Pehlwaan bhi Dekh Kar Heeraan Hogaya Heerani Say Pehlwaan Nay Poocha K Aap kon Hai Us Aadmi Nay Kaha Main Shaikh hoon

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,

Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.

Ek ladka old man ko cycle

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola – “beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.”

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi

Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.

Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,

Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.

Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he

Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene.

tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene.

dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi pagal.

dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene.

Zid apni naa chodi par,

Zid apni naa chodi par,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya.

Tumhe daikh kr ye nigah jhuk jay

Tumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi

Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi

Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko

Teri Kasam Saari Kaynaat Wahin Ruk Jay Gi.

Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay

Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna.

Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna

Mulakaton ka na sahe.

Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna…