During survey yousaf raza gilani to

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Aapko Kya Diya?

Man:

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

Moral By Yusaf Raza Gilani:

Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Khush Hai.

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,

Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,

Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,

Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,

Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

New year ka pehla day strike year

New Year ka Pehla Day (Strike),

New year ka Pehla Gift

‘Gas ki Qeemat Mai 18% Izafa’

Pehly Bomb se mar rahay thay ab Bhook Se Marengey.

Aakhr kub tak Bardasht Karengy?

Kub tak?

Kia PAK PAKISTAN isi liye Bana tha?

Kia AZAADI isi liye hasil ki thi??

‘KHUDARA AB TO JAG MUSALAMAN’

Nahi Chahiye Hume Aisi GOVT.

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pRiNcE”

Dunya chaand per jane k liye beytaab

Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.

Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai

Aur Chaand Per

Na Light Hoti Hai,

Na Paani,

Na Gas,

Na Aata,

Na Cheeni,

So plz No Tension,

Enjoy Your Life on Moon.

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Headlines of geo in 2050 1

Headlines Of Geo in 2050:

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1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina’s grand daughter.

2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding.

3. Petrol 984/Litre

4. CNG 950/Kg

5. SRK’s Daughter becomes a Heroine with Big B in Chini Khatam.

6. Nokia launches new Phone with 20 sim cards, 900 GB Built In Memory, Camera, Music & Video Player, WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in Phone).

7. kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi 650 ki kr do

Ding dong remix ik kutta mochun

Ding Dong Remix:

Ik KUTTA Mochun Wala Tha,

Jo Mazy Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha,

Ding Dong, Ding Dong

KUTTAY Ne JaiL Mae Socha K,

Bibi Ko Dengey Dhoka,

Aur Bibi Ko Marain Gay GoLi,

Or Khayengey Mazy Se Mulk Ko,

Ding Dong, Ding Dong

Per Supreme Court Barri Siyani Thi,

Aur KUTTAY Ki Shamat Aani Thi,

NRO Ko Nikaal Diya,

Aur KUTTAY ko PATTA Daal dia,

Phr Qoam ne Gaya Yehi Song,

Ding Dong , Ding Dong

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga

Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha

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Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

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Admi: sare kaile plastic k honge

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Bacha: nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.

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Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne 1 b kaila nai khaya.

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admi: Kiun??

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Bacha: kaile tv main thay…

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Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr thay phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

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Admi: kiun bhai???? :@

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Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the..

Hahaha:-D

tapa tapa k geo.

Wah re pakistani quam teri qismat

Wah RE PAKISTANI

Quam

teri Qismat…!

Hamare Pas

Dunia ki

*2sri Barri Namak ki kaan

*5vi Barri Sony ki kaan

*5vi Barri koily ki kaan

*7vi Barri Tamby ki kaan

Phir B IMF se Bheek.?

*2sra Bara Dame

*3 Nuclear Reactors

*5 Drya

Phir B her waqt light gum!

*6vi Bari Army

*7vi Nuclear Power

*No.1 Taqat-war Army

Phir B Drone Hamlon

per khamoshi?

*7vi Bari Chawal ki pedawar

*8vi Bari Gandum

ki pedawar

Phir B itni mehngai?

Waja sirf .1

Corupt Leaders

Aur

Khamosh Awam

Iran aik shiya state hy mgr wahan

IRAN AIK SHIYA STATE HY MGR WAHAN B MATTAM ROADS PER KERNA MAMNOOH HY MATLAB HY USS KI IJAZAT NAHI HY K AAP ROADS PER AAKER SARA NIZAAM A ZNDAGY MAFLOOJ KER DAIN QAWWAT KA MUZAIRA KARIN ,MOSALMANO K BAZARON OR KAROBAAR KO BAND KER DAIN AGR TU YEH IBADAT HY TU IBADAT KHANO MEY KI JAY AGR YEH SHARARAT HY TU ISS KO BAND KIA JAY OR JO LOG SAHABA A KARAM R A }K KHILAAF KITAAB TEHREER KERTAY HAIN UNN BAD KUMAASHON KO SAZA A MOUTH DY JAY ,,Q HUM SAMAJTAY HAIN K NABI AKRAM {S}KI TUHAIN KERNAY WALAY KO SAZA A MOUTH HO SAKTY HY OR AGR NABI K JOTHON KI TUHEEN KERNAY PER B SAZA A MOUTH DEY JATY HY TU NABI K RAFEEQON K TUHEEN PER SAZA A MOUTH Q NAHI DY JATY HY YAHI WAJA HY K WATAN A AZIZ KHOONI AAG MEY SULAG RAHA HY MERI ARBAB A AQTEDAAR SE GUZARISH HY HOSH K NAKHUN LAY ,,,,,WASALAM

De halato ta chi goram bal yaw

De Halato ta chi Goram Bal Yaw Baab Shoro Kawo

Daa Janan Janan ba Pregdo Inqilab Shoro Kawo.

Na ba Hara Wraz Nahr U, Na ba Haera Wraz Qatligo,

Paimana da Sabar Awri, Os Jawab Shoro Kawo.

Taata Jori Masale di, Waro Waro Qiso Ki,

Nori Khpali Tapay Wayo, Khpal Rabab Shoro Kawo.

Nor ba na Tarro Niyatona, Mong da Noro pa Niyatono,

Khpal Kaltoor, Khpala Hujra aw khpal Mehrab Shoro Kawo.

Tola Pukhto ba Warta Wayo, Tola Pukhto ba Warta Khaayo,

Razai bia Yaw Moty Kego, Khpal Kitab Shoro Kawo.

Tarraqi yafta mumalik k masle pollution

Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle:

Pollution

Global Warming

Hyper Tension

Public Health

Alternative Fuel

Forest and Trees

Green House Gases

U.V Rays

Ozone Layer

Hamarey Masle:

Aata, Cheeni, Bijli,

Gas, CNG, Daal, Pani,

Bills, Corruption.

Kal Bhi Aur Aaj Bhi.

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pRiNcE”

Thanx un logon ka jo mujh se

THANX,,

Un logon ka jo mujh se NAFRAT krte hen…kun’k unhon ne mujhe MAZBOOT banaya,

THANX,,

Un logon ka jo mujh se peyar krte hen…lun’k unhon ne mera dil BARRA kr diya,

THANX,,

un logon ka jo mere lea pareshan huey…Or mujhe bataya k dar’asal wo mera bohat KHAYAL rakhte hen.

THANX,,

Un logon ka jinhon ne mujhe apna bana kr chor dia…Or mujhe EHSAAS dilaya k dunya men koi cheez AAkhri nahen hoti.

THANX,,

Un logon ka jo meri zindagi men shamil huey…Or mjujhe bana dia aesa jesa mene socha b na tha,

THANX,,

merey PEYAREY ALLAH ka jis ne in sab HALAAT ka saamna karne ki HIMMAT ata ki…

Jb pechly sal ramzan ay to

Jb Pechly Sal RAMZAN Ay To Mery Kuch Rozy Bagher SEHRI k Howe Qk Meri Nind Boht Paki Hy Or Me SEHRI Me Uth Nai Pata Tha. , .

Mgr Is Sal Meri Ankh Sehri Sy Ek Ghante Pehly Hi Khul Jati Hy. .

Me Apny Mulk k Naamwar Mehakmay K.E.S.C Ka Boht Shukar Guzar Ho Jo Sehri Sy Ek Ghante Pehly LIGHT Band Krk Pory Lahore Ko SEHRI Me Utha Rahy Hy. .

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Zulam Me Bhi Faidha Dhond K Geo.,,

Geo To Aesy!!!