apni har baat ki taa-eed bhi chahein mujh se
meri har baat ki tardeed bhi karte ja-ein
Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
apni har baat ki taa-eed bhi chahein mujh se
meri har baat ki tardeed bhi karte ja-ein
Headlines Of Geo in 2050:
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1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina’s grand daughter.
2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding.
3. Petrol 984/Litre
4. CNG 950/Kg
5. SRK’s Daughter becomes a Heroine with Big B in Chini Khatam.
6. Nokia launches new Phone with 20 sim cards, 900 GB Built In Memory, Camera, Music & Video Player, WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in Phone).
7. kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi 650 ki kr do
Ding Dong Remix:
Ik KUTTA Mochun Wala Tha,
Jo Mazy Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha,
Ding Dong, Ding Dong
KUTTAY Ne JaiL Mae Socha K,
Bibi Ko Dengey Dhoka,
Aur Bibi Ko Marain Gay GoLi,
Or Khayengey Mazy Se Mulk Ko,
Ding Dong, Ding Dong
Per Supreme Court Barri Siyani Thi,
Aur KUTTAY Ki Shamat Aani Thi,
NRO Ko Nikaal Diya,
Aur KUTTAY ko PATTA Daal dia,
Phr Qoam ne Gaya Yehi Song,
Ding Dong , Ding Dong
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Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga
Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha
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Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
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Admi: sare kaile plastic k honge
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Bacha: nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.
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Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne 1 b kaila nai khaya.
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admi: Kiun??
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Bacha: kaile tv main thay…
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Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr thay phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
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Admi: kiun bhai???? :@
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Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the..
Hahaha:-D
tapa tapa k geo.
Geo or jeenay 2
ay dost tayri dosti ketni payari hy..
lekin har dost nay tayri khol khol k mari hy..
Agar tugy payari mayri yaari hy….
to chal jhuk ab meri baari hy…
hahahaha
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan Keh Kar Aaye Thay Faraz…
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Cheeni, Aata Aur CNG Bhi Le Gaye.
G.A Bhutto
Rajj K Lutto. 🙂
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Mayray naseeb may ,too hay kay nahee
Tayray naseeb may, may hoon kay nahee
Ye hum kia jaanay , yeh wohiee jaanay
Jis nay likh hay sub ka naseeb
Hum GEO SUPER band karne ki hakumati qadam ki sakht muzammat karte hain aur tab tak ehtejaj jari rahe ga jab tak
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Geo News bhi Band nahi ho jata…
Wah RE PAKISTANI
Quam
teri Qismat…!
Hamare Pas
Dunia ki
*2sri Barri Namak ki kaan
*5vi Barri Sony ki kaan
*5vi Barri koily ki kaan
*7vi Barri Tamby ki kaan
Phir B IMF se Bheek.?
*2sra Bara Dame
*3 Nuclear Reactors
*5 Drya
Phir B her waqt light gum!
*6vi Bari Army
*7vi Nuclear Power
*No.1 Taqat-war Army
Phir B Drone Hamlon
per khamoshi?
*7vi Bari Chawal ki pedawar
*8vi Bari Gandum
ki pedawar
Phir B itni mehngai?
Waja sirf .1
Corupt Leaders
Aur
Khamosh Awam
Mut Kr itna gharoor apne hathoo ki lakeero prmoqader to unke b hotai hai jin k hath nahi hote…
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,
Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,
Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,
Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . .
IRAN AIK SHIYA STATE HY MGR WAHAN B MATTAM ROADS PER KERNA MAMNOOH HY MATLAB HY USS KI IJAZAT NAHI HY K AAP ROADS PER AAKER SARA NIZAAM A ZNDAGY MAFLOOJ KER DAIN QAWWAT KA MUZAIRA KARIN ,MOSALMANO K BAZARON OR KAROBAAR KO BAND KER DAIN AGR TU YEH IBADAT HY TU IBADAT KHANO MEY KI JAY AGR YEH SHARARAT HY TU ISS KO BAND KIA JAY OR JO LOG SAHABA A KARAM R A }K KHILAAF KITAAB TEHREER KERTAY HAIN UNN BAD KUMAASHON KO SAZA A MOUTH DY JAY ,,Q HUM SAMAJTAY HAIN K NABI AKRAM {S}KI TUHAIN KERNAY WALAY KO SAZA A MOUTH HO SAKTY HY OR AGR NABI K JOTHON KI TUHEEN KERNAY PER B SAZA A MOUTH DEY JATY HY TU NABI K RAFEEQON K TUHEEN PER SAZA A MOUTH Q NAHI DY JATY HY YAHI WAJA HY K WATAN A AZIZ KHOONI AAG MEY SULAG RAHA HY MERI ARBAB A AQTEDAAR SE GUZARISH HY HOSH K NAKHUN LAY ,,,,,WASALAM
De Halato ta chi Goram Bal Yaw Baab Shoro Kawo
Daa Janan Janan ba Pregdo Inqilab Shoro Kawo.
Na ba Hara Wraz Nahr U, Na ba Haera Wraz Qatligo,
Paimana da Sabar Awri, Os Jawab Shoro Kawo.
Taata Jori Masale di, Waro Waro Qiso Ki,
Nori Khpali Tapay Wayo, Khpal Rabab Shoro Kawo.
Nor ba na Tarro Niyatona, Mong da Noro pa Niyatono,
Khpal Kaltoor, Khpala Hujra aw khpal Mehrab Shoro Kawo.
Tola Pukhto ba Warta Wayo, Tola Pukhto ba Warta Khaayo,
Razai bia Yaw Moty Kego, Khpal Kitab Shoro Kawo.
‘GEO TO AiSEY’
Shadeed barish Mein Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Mein Kharey They,
1 Faqeer Aya,
Sab Logon Sy Bheek Li, Our Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya. GEO TO AISEY
Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle:
Pollution
Global Warming
Hyper Tension
Public Health
Alternative Fuel
Forest and Trees
Green House Gases
U.V Rays
Ozone Layer
Hamarey Masle:
Aata, Cheeni, Bijli,
Gas, CNG, Daal, Pani,
Bills, Corruption.
Kal Bhi Aur Aaj Bhi.
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Wo dil nahi rahe wo jazbe nahi rahe
Aapne bhi is daor mai aapne nahi rahe
Halat-e-zamane pe ghuor kiya to jana
Rishtay sirf zuban k hai dil k nahi rahe
Koi sham aatio hai aapki yaad le kar
Koi sham jati hai aap ki yaad de kar
Hamein to uss sham ka intazar hai
Jo aaye aap ko b saath le kar
Jaha Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhuwaah Se Mehngi Ho Jaye
Waha 2 Do Cheezien Sasti (cheep) ho jati hai
1-Aurat Ki izzat 2- Mard Ki Ghairat
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
‘Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
Kisi Ne Pucha,
‘Kyu Maar Dia’
Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ‘Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..’
Jeenay Do Musharaf
Every little thing is going to be alright.
Remember, sometimes God uses pain to inspect us,
correct us, direct us and perfect us. 🙂
use mohabbat karna nahi aata
aur mujhe mohabbat k siwa kuch nahi aata
zindagi guzarne k bus 2 he tareqey hain
aik use nahi aata aik mujhe nahi aata
Aaj her ek pal khoobsoorat hai,
dil main srifteri hi surat hai,
Kch bhi kahey ye duniya,
Bs hamen duniya se zyada
‘aap ki zaroorat hai’
Lafzon me fasanay dhondtay hy,
Lamhon me zamaney dhondtay hy,
Tum zehar b do mgr pyar say,
Hum to ap pr marnay k bahanay dhondtay hy
Aksar main sochon main doob jata ho
Un ki har baton ko main dil ki gehrai sai janta ho
Par qismat kabhi kisa ka na daiti hai sath
Har koi taqder kagai hota hai bekar
Wah karachi k
HALAAAT,
Pent,shirt pehno to baloch aur pathan nahi chorege,
Shalwar,qameez pehno to MQM
Wale nahi chorege,
Chaddi banyan pehno to taliban nahi chorege,
Or…
Nanga ghumo to mentel hospital wale nahi chorienge…
Bori mai raho to chipa wale nhe chornge….
‘GEO TU kAISE’
Har adawat pe mohabat ko saja kr milna
Rasme duniya hai haqeqat ko chupa kr milna
Jis ka mokadar hai sitaron ki trah roshan
Kitna dushwar hai us sakhs ko ja kr milna
Tum mohabat ko bhi freb samajhte ho faraz
Uski ada hai jab b milna nighon ko jhuka kr milna
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarah
Jane kab toot jaye kanch ki tarah
Mujhe na bhulna kisi baat ki tarah
Apne dil main hi rakhna kubsorat yaad ki tarah
Tanha to hum mgr teri yaad mere pas hai
Tu nahi to gum nahi tera ehsas mere pas hai
Sun sukhta hun teri dhrkn ki khani
Itna to mera ‘DIL’ tere ‘DIL’ k pas hai
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
U know Y?
Bcoz medicines work B4 Death
Later nothing can cure
USA:
Hmare Dog Football Khelte Hen
JAPAN:
Hmari Fish Dance Krti Hen
CHINA:
Hmare Hathi Cycle Chalate Hen
PAKISTAN:
HAMARE KUTTY telephone pe khitab krte he. Aur geo tv wale bharway wo live dikhate hain.
macher ne 1admi ko din me kata admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardari ka dor hai ghar k halat kharab hein overtime ker raha hoon.
Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny!
Its Latin & made up of two words;
‘POLI’ means ‘many’
&
…’TICS’ means ‘Blood sucking Creatures’
THANX,,
Un logon ka jo mujh se NAFRAT krte hen…kun’k unhon ne mujhe MAZBOOT banaya,
THANX,,
Un logon ka jo mujh se peyar krte hen…lun’k unhon ne mera dil BARRA kr diya,
THANX,,
un logon ka jo mere lea pareshan huey…Or mujhe bataya k dar’asal wo mera bohat KHAYAL rakhte hen.
THANX,,
Un logon ka jinhon ne mujhe apna bana kr chor dia…Or mujhe EHSAAS dilaya k dunya men koi cheez AAkhri nahen hoti.
THANX,,
Un logon ka jo meri zindagi men shamil huey…Or mjujhe bana dia aesa jesa mene socha b na tha,
THANX,,
merey PEYAREY ALLAH ka jis ne in sab HALAAT ka saamna karne ki HIMMAT ata ki…
*ARaBIc KHABRAIN*
HaZa ZARDAaRIun Anni DaTun BaghYratUn Azabun Fi InsanUn FasadUn KhabesUn,Asal-HramdatUnn Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gum, Bum Bum Dmakatun Or to Or Hor Sunn balancun chekun 12pais0n TAXun TunnUn KameenUn KUTTUN Da PutterUn Don’t DeletUn FrwdtUun FarzUunn!
itna qareeb aak koi door hogaya
ratoon ko jagna mera dastoor hogaya
dil k sakoon_o_chen k asbab le gaya
ek shakhs meri nend mere khwab le gaya
sachi dosti bezuban hoti hai
ye tou aankho se bayan hoti hai
dosti mein dard mele tou kia howa
dard mein he tou apno ki pehchan hoti hai
Jb Pechly Sal RAMZAN Ay To Mery Kuch Rozy Bagher SEHRI k Howe Qk Meri Nind Boht Paki Hy Or Me SEHRI Me Uth Nai Pata Tha. , .
Mgr Is Sal Meri Ankh Sehri Sy Ek Ghante Pehly Hi Khul Jati Hy. .
Me Apny Mulk k Naamwar Mehakmay K.E.S.C Ka Boht Shukar Guzar Ho Jo Sehri Sy Ek Ghante Pehly LIGHT Band Krk Pory Lahore Ko SEHRI Me Utha Rahy Hy. .
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Zulam Me Bhi Faidha Dhond K Geo.,,
Geo To Aesy!!!
Fasla na rahe yeh dua kigiye
Hai takaza wafa ka, wafa kigiye
Aur to kuch nahi mangte hum apse
Jab uthao hath, to hamaray liye bi dua kigiye
Pehali: wo kon se alfaz hain jo har din hum 24 times( har aik ghantay k bad) sunte hain?..
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Nahi pata?
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Haar mani?
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‘PEMRA KI JANIB SE GEO SUPER KI BANDISH KO 30,31,32…. DIN HO GAI.
AWAM GEO SUPER KO PAK SE NASHRIAT KA LICENCE DY RAHE HAIN’…
😀
Kal mara nikah hai
New Drama serial.
Coming Soon only on ‘GEO’..
Sab ka dimag ghuma k Geo..
Ye hai Mustakbil ka Pakistan:
Yahan har pakistani bhoka hai.
Zlalt ka ye safar na’mumkin lagta tha
Jisy mumkin bnaya zardari nein.
Aj PP k har pakistani ko rishwat ki nai rah dikha raha hai
Or rishwat se kahein agy barhte hove
Swis bank mein acount ki rah dikha rah hai. G o bhutto
Raj k lutto
New Year ka Pehla Day (Strike),
New year ka Pehla Gift
‘Gas ki Qeemat Mai 18% Izafa’
Pehly Bomb se mar rahay thay ab Bhook Se Marengey.
Aakhr kub tak Bardasht Karengy?
Kub tak?
Kia PAK PAKISTAN isi liye Bana tha?
Kia AZAADI isi liye hasil ki thi??
‘KHUDARA AB TO JAG MUSALAMAN’
Nahi Chahiye Hume Aisi GOVT.
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Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
Jab hamai un se mohabat thi,
To unhe hum par shak tha
Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari mohabat ka,
Tab hum par kisi or ka haq tha
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.
To..
Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,
Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,
Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,
Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
Our Contry & NWFP are on stake,.. plz recite this ayat e kareema n fwd so tht atleast it gets recited 1.25 lakh times today! may Allah show his mercy on us..Aamen
‘La’illaha illa anta subhanaka ini kunto mi nuz zualimeen’
dont break the chain plz..
eh aansoo bhee aik parayshani hay
Khushee aur ghum dono kee kahani hay
Samejnay walon kay liay anmol hayn AIBA
Aurr na samaj kay liay sirf pani hay
‘Yaad rakho! Subha uth k 2 kam kia karo: 1st=DIL SE shukar ada karo k tm zinda ho 2nd=LUX se Nahaya karo ta k dosry B zinda reh saken GEO R JENEE D0
Tery hotai hoy b tanhahi mile hai mujy
Wafa ker k b bewafai mili hai mujy
Jitni dua ki tumhe panai ki hum nai
Us se ziada teri judai mile hai mujy
Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay, yeh mulk hamara ghar hai…
baqi ap samajhdar hain….
Sakhti bohat hai, nai tou tafseel se btatay..;-)
yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,
‘kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey’ kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
Geo Or Jeenay DO
During Survey
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Aapko Kya Diya?
Man:
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
Moral By Yusaf Raza Gilani:
Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Khush Hai.
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If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,
The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.
But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,
All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.
Leadership Matters…
A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
Jis Ghar Mein kutta Hota Hy Wahan Rehmat Ka Farishtay Nahi Aatay..
Ye Mulk B Humara Ghar Hy B-)
Baqi Tusi Samajh Te Gaye Hi Ho Gay;-):-D:-P
Us ki mohabat me ajb ajb se kam krte hai
Us k nam k hr shks ko salam kartai hai
Ye bat nahi k drte he us k shehr walo se bs
Us ki waja se har shks ka ehtram krte hai
Kasay sehra main wo akyla yaroo muje jane do Kia khoob guzrey gi jo mill batheen gay dewane do
¤BREAKING NEWS¤
WAPDA ka kehna hy k
sirf APRIL mein awaam ko
LOAD SHEDDING
ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi
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Te fair aadat py jaye gi.;(
¤Geo Wapda¤
Ek yahi arzo hai dil mai muddato se
Koi hume b chahy dil ki shidato se
Boht veeran si hy zindagi apni
K koi nawazdy hume aa kr mohabato se
Is raat ki tanhai se
Is dard ki gehrai se
Dil kuch bat kar raha hai
Fana apni zaat kar raha hai
Zara samjho in fizao ki chuban ko
Koi door tumhe yaad kar raha hai
Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo,
Rote Hue Ko Hasa ke Chalo,
Safar Zindagi Ka Kat Jayega Yuhi,
Bas Sabko Apna Bana ke Jiyo.
Ghazal likhon k Ashaar likhon
Yehi tera andaz he k payar likhon
Agr apni qismat likhny ka zara ikhteyar ho mujy
To apny nam k sath tujy hr bar likhon
Begherat
Kameene
Be sharam
Nalaiq
Faalto
Aawaara
Chor
Kanjar
Jangli
Ye sub mil kar Pakistan ko chala rahe hen;-)
Geo Or Jeenay DO Plz
‘AARZOO’
aarzoo ha k us se mela de koi
mere khwboon ko haqeeqat bana de koi
us ki dori he udasi ka sabab hai
kash is dori ko mita de koi
P O E M
Bijli hoon men bijli hoon,
Pakistan Ki Titli hoon,
Aadha Ghanta ati hoon,
8,8 Ghante jati hoon,
Upar Pankha sota ha,
Neeche Banda rota ha,
BandY Ki jaan jati ha,
Bijli usko tarpaati ha,
Bijli Men Nirali hoon,
Bohat Nakhry wali hooN.
HAPPY LODSADING DAY.
@Mumbati jla k Geo;-)?
ROTI Vs SMS
2003
1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs
2005
1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs
2008
1 sms 23 pesa
1 roti 5 Rs
2009
700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
2015
No roti
Only sms:-)
Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.
Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain
Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai
Aur Chaand Per
Na Light Hoti Hai,
Na Paani,
Na Gas,
Na Aata,
Na Cheeni,
So plz No Tension,
Enjoy Your Life on Moon.
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is ko humne chaha mohabat ki hadein tor kar
Aaj usne dekha nhi nighae mor kar
Ye jan kar bohat dokh howa mujhe
K vo khud b tnha ho gea mujhe tanha chor kar
Dil ki hasrat zuban pe aane lagi
Apne dekha aur zindagi muskranay lahi
Yeh dosti thi ya meri dewangi
Har surat mein teri surat nazar aane lagi
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jaan Kya Denge,
Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kya Denge,
Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,
Woh Roti Kapra Aur Makaan Kya Denge.
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