apni har baat ki taa-eed bhi chahein mujh se

meri har baat ki tardeed bhi karte ja-ein

Headlines Of Geo in 2050:

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1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina’s grand daughter.

2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding.

3. Petrol 984/Litre

4. CNG 950/Kg

5. SRK’s Daughter becomes a Heroine with Big B in Chini Khatam.

6. Nokia launches new Phone with 20 sim cards, 900 GB Built In Memory, Camera, Music & Video Player, WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in Phone).

7. kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi 650 ki kr do

Ding Dong Remix:

Ik KUTTA Mochun Wala Tha,

Jo Mazy Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha,

Ding Dong, Ding Dong

KUTTAY Ne JaiL Mae Socha K,

Bibi Ko Dengey Dhoka,

Aur Bibi Ko Marain Gay GoLi,

Or Khayengey Mazy Se Mulk Ko,

Ding Dong, Ding Dong

Per Supreme Court Barri Siyani Thi,

Aur KUTTAY Ki Shamat Aani Thi,

NRO Ko Nikaal Diya,

Aur KUTTAY ko PATTA Daal dia,

Phr Qoam ne Gaya Yehi Song,

Ding Dong , Ding Dong

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pRiNcE”

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga

Bacha: nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha

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Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

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Admi: sare kaile plastic k honge

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Bacha: nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha.

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Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne 1 b kaila nai khaya.

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admi: Kiun??

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Bacha: kaile tv main thay…

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Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr thay phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

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Admi: kiun bhai???? :@

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Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the..

Hahaha:-D

tapa tapa k geo.

Geo or jeenay 2

ay dost tayri dosti ketni payari hy..

lekin har dost nay tayri khol khol k mari hy..

Agar tugy payari mayri yaari hy….

to chal jhuk ab meri baari hy…

hahahaha

Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan Keh Kar Aaye Thay Faraz…

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Cheeni, Aata Aur CNG Bhi Le Gaye.

G.A Bhutto

Rajj K Lutto. 🙂

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pRiNcE”

Mayray naseeb may ,too hay kay nahee

Tayray naseeb may, may hoon kay nahee

Ye hum kia jaanay , yeh wohiee jaanay

Jis nay likh hay sub ka naseeb

Hum GEO SUPER band karne ki hakumati qadam ki sakht muzammat karte hain aur tab tak ehtejaj jari rahe ga jab tak

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Geo News bhi Band nahi ho jata…

Wah RE PAKISTANI

Quam

teri Qismat…!

Hamare Pas

Dunia ki

*2sri Barri Namak ki kaan

*5vi Barri Sony ki kaan

*5vi Barri koily ki kaan

*7vi Barri Tamby ki kaan

Phir B IMF se Bheek.?

*2sra Bara Dame

*3 Nuclear Reactors

*5 Drya

Phir B her waqt light gum!

*6vi Bari Army

*7vi Nuclear Power

*No.1 Taqat-war Army

Phir B Drone Hamlon

per khamoshi?

*7vi Bari Chawal ki pedawar

*8vi Bari Gandum

ki pedawar

Phir B itni mehngai?

Waja sirf .1

Corupt Leaders

Aur

Khamosh Awam

Mut Kr itna gharoor apne hathoo ki lakeero prmoqader to unke b hotai hai jin k hath nahi hote…

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,

Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,

Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,

Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . .

IRAN AIK SHIYA STATE HY MGR WAHAN B MATTAM ROADS PER KERNA MAMNOOH HY MATLAB HY USS KI IJAZAT NAHI HY K AAP ROADS PER AAKER SARA NIZAAM A ZNDAGY MAFLOOJ KER DAIN QAWWAT KA MUZAIRA KARIN ,MOSALMANO K BAZARON OR KAROBAAR KO BAND KER DAIN AGR TU YEH IBADAT HY TU IBADAT KHANO MEY KI JAY AGR YEH SHARARAT HY TU ISS KO BAND KIA JAY OR JO LOG SAHABA A KARAM R A }K KHILAAF KITAAB TEHREER KERTAY HAIN UNN BAD KUMAASHON KO SAZA A MOUTH DY JAY ,,Q HUM SAMAJTAY HAIN K NABI AKRAM {S}KI TUHAIN KERNAY WALAY KO SAZA A MOUTH HO SAKTY HY OR AGR NABI K JOTHON KI TUHEEN KERNAY PER B SAZA A MOUTH DEY JATY HY TU NABI K RAFEEQON K TUHEEN PER SAZA A MOUTH Q NAHI DY JATY HY YAHI WAJA HY K WATAN A AZIZ KHOONI AAG MEY SULAG RAHA HY MERI ARBAB A AQTEDAAR SE GUZARISH HY HOSH K NAKHUN LAY ,,,,,WASALAM

De Halato ta chi Goram Bal Yaw Baab Shoro Kawo

Daa Janan Janan ba Pregdo Inqilab Shoro Kawo.

Na ba Hara Wraz Nahr U, Na ba Haera Wraz Qatligo,

Paimana da Sabar Awri, Os Jawab Shoro Kawo.

Taata Jori Masale di, Waro Waro Qiso Ki,

Nori Khpali Tapay Wayo, Khpal Rabab Shoro Kawo.

Nor ba na Tarro Niyatona, Mong da Noro pa Niyatono,

Khpal Kaltoor, Khpala Hujra aw khpal Mehrab Shoro Kawo.

Tola Pukhto ba Warta Wayo, Tola Pukhto ba Warta Khaayo,

Razai bia Yaw Moty Kego, Khpal Kitab Shoro Kawo.

‘GEO TO AiSEY’

Shadeed barish Mein Bus Stop Pe Log BUS K iNtezar Mein Kharey They,

1 Faqeer Aya,

Sab Logon Sy Bheek Li, Our Taxi krwa K Chala Gaya. GEO TO AISEY

Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle:

Pollution

Global Warming

Hyper Tension

Public Health

Alternative Fuel

Forest and Trees

Green House Gases

U.V Rays

Ozone Layer

Hamarey Masle:

Aata, Cheeni, Bijli,

Gas, CNG, Daal, Pani,

Bills, Corruption.

Kal Bhi Aur Aaj Bhi.

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pRiNcE”

Wo dil nahi rahe wo jazbe nahi rahe

Aapne bhi is daor mai aapne nahi rahe

Halat-e-zamane pe ghuor kiya to jana

Rishtay sirf zuban k hai dil k nahi rahe

Koi sham aatio hai aapki yaad le kar

Koi sham jati hai aap ki yaad de kar

Hamein to uss sham ka intazar hai

Jo aaye aap ko b saath le kar

Jaha Roti Mazdoor Ki Tankhuwaah Se Mehngi Ho Jaye

Waha 2 Do Cheezien Sasti (cheep) ho jati hai

1-Aurat Ki izzat 2- Mard Ki Ghairat

2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

‘Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

‘Kyu Maar Dia’

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ‘Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..’

Jeenay Do Musharaf

Every little thing is going to be alright.

Remember, sometimes God uses pain to inspect us,

correct us, direct us and perfect us. 🙂

use mohabbat karna nahi aata

aur mujhe mohabbat k siwa kuch nahi aata

zindagi guzarne k bus 2 he tareqey hain

aik use nahi aata aik mujhe nahi aata

Aaj her ek pal khoobsoorat hai,

dil main srifteri hi surat hai,

Kch bhi kahey ye duniya,

Bs hamen duniya se zyada

‘aap ki zaroorat hai’

Lafzon me fasanay dhondtay hy,

Lamhon me zamaney dhondtay hy,

Tum zehar b do mgr pyar say,

Hum to ap pr marnay k bahanay dhondtay hy

Aksar main sochon main doob jata ho

Un ki har baton ko main dil ki gehrai sai janta ho

Par qismat kabhi kisa ka na daiti hai sath

Har koi taqder kagai hota hai bekar

Wah karachi k

HALAAAT,

Pent,shirt pehno to baloch aur pathan nahi chorege,

Shalwar,qameez pehno to MQM

Wale nahi chorege,

Chaddi banyan pehno to taliban nahi chorege,

Or…

Nanga ghumo to mentel hospital wale nahi chorienge…

Bori mai raho to chipa wale nhe chornge….

‘GEO TU kAISE’

Har adawat pe mohabat ko saja kr milna

Rasme duniya hai haqeqat ko chupa kr milna

Jis ka mokadar hai sitaron ki trah roshan

Kitna dushwar hai us sakhs ko ja kr milna

Tum mohabat ko bhi freb samajhte ho faraz

Uski ada hai jab b milna nighon ko jhuka kr milna

Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarah

Jane kab toot jaye kanch ki tarah

Mujhe na bhulna kisi baat ki tarah

Apne dil main hi rakhna kubsorat yaad ki tarah

Tanha to hum mgr teri yaad mere pas hai

Tu nahi to gum nahi tera ehsas mere pas hai

Sun sukhta hun teri dhrkn ki khani

Itna to mera ‘DIL’ tere ‘DIL’ k pas hai

Love is possible after friendship

but

friendship is not possible after love

U know Y?

Bcoz medicines work B4 Death

Later nothing can cure

USA:

Hmare Dog Football Khelte Hen

JAPAN:

Hmari Fish Dance Krti Hen

CHINA:

Hmare Hathi Cycle Chalate Hen

PAKISTAN:

HAMARE KUTTY telephone pe khitab krte he. Aur geo tv wale bharway wo live dikhate hain.

macher ne 1admi ko din me kata admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardari ka dor hai ghar k halat kharab hein overtime ker raha hoon.

Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny!

Its Latin & made up of two words;

‘POLI’ means ‘many’

&

…’TICS’ means ‘Blood sucking Creatures’

THANX,,

Un logon ka jo mujh se NAFRAT krte hen…kun’k unhon ne mujhe MAZBOOT banaya,

THANX,,

Un logon ka jo mujh se peyar krte hen…lun’k unhon ne mera dil BARRA kr diya,

THANX,,

un logon ka jo mere lea pareshan huey…Or mujhe bataya k dar’asal wo mera bohat KHAYAL rakhte hen.

THANX,,

Un logon ka jinhon ne mujhe apna bana kr chor dia…Or mujhe EHSAAS dilaya k dunya men koi cheez AAkhri nahen hoti.

THANX,,

Un logon ka jo meri zindagi men shamil huey…Or mjujhe bana dia aesa jesa mene socha b na tha,

THANX,,

merey PEYAREY ALLAH ka jis ne in sab HALAAT ka saamna karne ki HIMMAT ata ki…

*ARaBIc KHABRAIN*

HaZa ZARDAaRIun Anni DaTun BaghYratUn Azabun Fi InsanUn FasadUn KhabesUn,Asal-HramdatUnn Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gum, Bum Bum Dmakatun Or to Or Hor Sunn balancun chekun 12pais0n TAXun TunnUn KameenUn KUTTUN Da PutterUn Don’t DeletUn FrwdtUun FarzUunn!

itna qareeb aak koi door hogaya

ratoon ko jagna mera dastoor hogaya

dil k sakoon_o_chen k asbab le gaya

ek shakhs meri nend mere khwab le gaya

sachi dosti bezuban hoti hai

ye tou aankho se bayan hoti hai

dosti mein dard mele tou kia howa

dard mein he tou apno ki pehchan hoti hai

Jb Pechly Sal RAMZAN Ay To Mery Kuch Rozy Bagher SEHRI k Howe Qk Meri Nind Boht Paki Hy Or Me SEHRI Me Uth Nai Pata Tha. , .

Mgr Is Sal Meri Ankh Sehri Sy Ek Ghante Pehly Hi Khul Jati Hy. .

Me Apny Mulk k Naamwar Mehakmay K.E.S.C Ka Boht Shukar Guzar Ho Jo Sehri Sy Ek Ghante Pehly LIGHT Band Krk Pory Lahore Ko SEHRI Me Utha Rahy Hy. .

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Zulam Me Bhi Faidha Dhond K Geo.,,

Geo To Aesy!!!

Fasla na rahe yeh dua kigiye

Hai takaza wafa ka, wafa kigiye

Aur to kuch nahi mangte hum apse

Jab uthao hath, to hamaray liye bi dua kigiye

Pehali: wo kon se alfaz hain jo har din hum 24 times( har aik ghantay k bad) sunte hain?..

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Nahi pata?

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Haar mani?

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‘PEMRA KI JANIB SE GEO SUPER KI BANDISH KO 30,31,32…. DIN HO GAI.

AWAM GEO SUPER KO PAK SE NASHRIAT KA LICENCE DY RAHE HAIN’…

😀

Kal mara nikah hai

New Drama serial.

Coming Soon only on ‘GEO’..

Sab ka dimag ghuma k Geo..

Ye hai Mustakbil ka Pakistan:

Yahan har pakistani bhoka hai.

Zlalt ka ye safar na’mumkin lagta tha

Jisy mumkin bnaya zardari nein.

Aj PP k har pakistani ko rishwat ki nai rah dikha raha hai

Or rishwat se kahein agy barhte hove

Swis bank mein acount ki rah dikha rah hai. G o bhutto

Raj k lutto

New Year ka Pehla Day (Strike),

New year ka Pehla Gift

‘Gas ki Qeemat Mai 18% Izafa’

Pehly Bomb se mar rahay thay ab Bhook Se Marengey.

Aakhr kub tak Bardasht Karengy?

Kub tak?

Kia PAK PAKISTAN isi liye Bana tha?

Kia AZAADI isi liye hasil ki thi??

‘KHUDARA AB TO JAG MUSALAMAN’

Nahi Chahiye Hume Aisi GOVT.

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pRiNcE”

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,

Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,

Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,

Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,

Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

Jab hamai un se mohabat thi,

To unhe hum par shak tha

Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari mohabat ka,

Tab hum par kisi or ka haq tha

Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,

Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?

Our Contry & NWFP are on stake,.. plz recite this ayat e kareema n fwd so tht atleast it gets recited 1.25 lakh times today! may Allah show his mercy on us..Aamen

‘La’illaha illa anta subhanaka ini kunto mi nuz zualimeen’

dont break the chain plz..

eh aansoo bhee aik parayshani hay

Khushee aur ghum dono kee kahani hay

Samejnay walon kay liay anmol hayn AIBA

Aurr na samaj kay liay sirf pani hay

‘Yaad rakho! Subha uth k 2 kam kia karo: 1st=DIL SE shukar ada karo k tm zinda ho 2nd=LUX se Nahaya karo ta k dosry B zinda reh saken GEO R JENEE D0

Tery hotai hoy b tanhahi mile hai mujy

Wafa ker k b bewafai mili hai mujy

Jitni dua ki tumhe panai ki hum nai

Us se ziada teri judai mile hai mujy

Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay, yeh mulk hamara ghar hai…

baqi ap samajhdar hain….
Sakhti bohat hai, nai tou tafseel se btatay..;-)

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,

kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

‘kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey’ kaun yahan bai noor hai,

Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai

Geo Or Jeenay DO

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Aapko Kya Diya?

Man:

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA

Moral By Yusaf Raza Gilani:

Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Khush Hai.

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pRiNcE”

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and

Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and

Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters…

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.

Jis Ghar Mein kutta Hota Hy Wahan Rehmat Ka Farishtay Nahi Aatay..

Ye Mulk B Humara Ghar Hy B-)

Baqi Tusi Samajh Te Gaye Hi Ho Gay;-):-D:-P

Us ki mohabat me ajb ajb se kam krte hai

Us k nam k hr shks ko salam kartai hai

Ye bat nahi k drte he us k shehr walo se bs

Us ki waja se har shks ka ehtram krte hai

Kasay sehra main wo akyla yaroo muje jane do Kia khoob guzrey gi jo mill batheen gay dewane do

¤BREAKING NEWS¤

WAPDA ka kehna hy k

sirf APRIL mein awaam ko

LOAD SHEDDING

ki takleef brdasht krni ho gi

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Te fair aadat py jaye gi.;(

¤Geo Wapda¤

Ek yahi arzo hai dil mai muddato se

Koi hume b chahy dil ki shidato se

Boht veeran si hy zindagi apni

K koi nawazdy hume aa kr mohabato se

Is raat ki tanhai se

Is dard ki gehrai se

Dil kuch bat kar raha hai

Fana apni zaat kar raha hai

Zara samjho in fizao ki chuban ko

Koi door tumhe yaad kar raha hai

Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo,

Rote Hue Ko Hasa ke Chalo,

Safar Zindagi Ka Kat Jayega Yuhi,

Bas Sabko Apna Bana ke Jiyo.

Ghazal likhon k Ashaar likhon

Yehi tera andaz he k payar likhon

Agr apni qismat likhny ka zara ikhteyar ho mujy

To apny nam k sath tujy hr bar likhon

Begherat

Kameene

Be sharam

Nalaiq

Faalto

Aawaara

Chor

Kanjar

Jangli

Ye sub mil kar Pakistan ko chala rahe hen;-)

Geo Or Jeenay DO Plz

‘AARZOO’

aarzoo ha k us se mela de koi

mere khwboon ko haqeeqat bana de koi

us ki dori he udasi ka sabab hai

kash is dori ko mita de koi

P O E M

Bijli hoon men bijli hoon,

Pakistan Ki Titli hoon,

Aadha Ghanta ati hoon,

8,8 Ghante jati hoon,

Upar Pankha sota ha,

Neeche Banda rota ha,

BandY Ki jaan jati ha,

Bijli usko tarpaati ha,

Bijli Men Nirali hoon,

Bohat Nakhry wali hooN.

HAPPY LODSADING DAY.

@Mumbati jla k Geo;-)?

ROTI Vs SMS

2003
1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2005
1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008
1 sms 23 pesa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009
700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs

2015
No roti
Only sms:-)

Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.

Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain

Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai

Aur Chaand Per

Na Light Hoti Hai,

Na Paani,

Na Gas,

Na Aata,

Na Cheeni,

So plz No Tension,

Enjoy Your Life on Moon.

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

is ko humne chaha mohabat ki hadein tor kar

Aaj usne dekha nhi nighae mor kar

Ye jan kar bohat dokh howa mujhe

K vo khud b tnha ho gea mujhe tanha chor kar

Dil ki hasrat zuban pe aane lagi

Apne dekha aur zindagi muskranay lahi

Yeh dosti thi ya meri dewangi

Har surat mein teri surat nazar aane lagi

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jaan Kya Denge,

Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kya Denge,

Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,

Woh Roti Kapra Aur Makaan Kya Denge.

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”