Abbreviations which are not known to many

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:

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COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM : Ambition In Mind.

DATE : Day And Time Evolution.

EAT : Energy And Taste.

TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.

SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.

BYE : Beside You Everytime_:)!

Kia aapne kabhi ghor k har msg

Kia Aapne Kabhi Ghor Kia K Har Msg ME ‘FARAZ’ Hi Q Badnaam Hota Hai

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Chalo Me Btata Hon:

F: Farzl-ur-Rehman

A: Asfand Yar Wali

R: Rehman Malik

A: Asif Ali Zardari

Z: Zulfiqar Ali Mirza

Universal truth we learnt sun rises in

Universal truth we learnt…

‘Sun rises in the East’

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FACT:

Sun neither rises nor sets. Only earth rotates.

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MORAL:

Education kills our common sense!

U know y woman starts with w

U Know Y Woman Starts with ‘W’

Because ALL question Starts with ‘W’

Why?

Who?

What?

When?

Which?

Where?

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Wife

Yaar ak baat pochni the shayad

Yaar ak baat pochni the

shayad

tumhay pata ho

shayyad

na bhi ho

waisay maloom to hona chahiye

ager nai maloom to pata to lagao yaar

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Ye Altaf bhai Jalse se khitab krne ke liye Package kon sa karwate haiN … ?:-;-)

Izzat aur pardah duniya mein bohat

‘Izzat aur Pardah’

Duniya Mein Bohat Si Kitabain Hain Magar Ghilaaf Sirf

‘QURAN e PAK’

Ko He Charhaya Jata Hai

Duniya Mein Bohat Si Emartain Hain Lekin Sirf

‘KHANA KAABA’

Ko He Dhanpa Jata Hai

Duniya Mein Kaseer Tadaad Mein Aurtain Hain Magar Pardah Sirf Musalmaan Khawateen He Karti Hain’

Yani K

Hamesha Izzat Ki Cheez Ko He Parday Mein Rakha Jata Hai

PARDAH krna narow mind ki alamat nahi hota.

Or na islam narow mind mazahb he.

Fwd this msg if u like PARDAH…keep fwdng for the prmotion of PARDAH

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho to raat ko aik adad tez muli, Ubli hui Chane ki Daal, aur kala namak hazbe zaiqa kha kr uper se Lehaf orh kr banda so jae to raat ko sardi ni lage gi.

NOTE: Jazbat me a kr khane ki miqdar ko ziada mat kare wrna lehaf jal kr phat bi skta ha.

Health tips apple protects your heart

Health Tips:

APPLE=

Protects your heart & prevents constipation.

BANANA=Strengthens bones & cntrols blood pressure.

CARROT=

Saves eyesight & combats cancer.

LEMON=

Controls blood pressure and smoothes skin.

MANGO=

Boost memory & regulate thyroid.

GRAPE=

Saves eyesight and combats formation of kidney stones.

Oranges= Supports and strengthens immune systems of our body and ends insomnia.

PEACH=

Helps and stops strokes and aids digestion.

Khana e kaaba mein 4000 loud speaker 3640

Khana-e-Kaaba

mein….

4,000

LOUD speaker

3640 FANS

21,000 BULBS

Aur

450 Electric Clocks hain jo

Mukhtalif zuban mein time batati hain.

Har Clock Computer se attach hain.

9 Baray Minaar hain jinki lambai

90 Meter hai aur un par 14 Search LIGHTS lagaai gaye hain.

Har Search Light mein 20 Bulbs hain aur har Bulb Ki Power 13500V hai.

Khana kaaba dunya K bilkul centre mein bana hua hai.

Mr c a decorated war hero

Mr. C.. – A decorated

War hero, a Vegetarian,doesNot Smoke, Drinks

an Occasional Beer and

Never Cheated on

his wife

Hmesha yahi soch rakho k mere

hmesha yahi soch rakho

k mere ;RAB; ne mje bohat kuch dia ha,

agar mje mere amaal k brabar milta to,

mere pass kuch b na hota

Wo kon sa jandaar ha jo anday

‘Wo kon sa Jandaar ha

Jo Anday b deta ha or Doodh b?

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Socho!

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Dukandr

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Lo daso aini gal da v nai pta!

They had a bicycle repair shop

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

‘WRIGHT BroS (makers of airplane)

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He went 2 the Best University in the world, but got dropped out of that University & nevr graduated.

‘STEVE JOBS’

(owner of APPLE Computer)

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Teachers told him he wz ‘too stupid 2 learn anythng’

‘EDISON’

(inventor of light bulb)

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He gets up daily with an aim 2 do somethng best,but never did it!

Its Me :

Coming soon

Asallamoalikum 2005 ka jo calender tha woi

Asallamoalikum..

2005 ka jo calender tha woi 2011 ka calendrer hai apny mobile k calender me dekhein. date b same hai days b.khon kehta hai guzra waqt wapis nahin aata..

Wo konsi cheez hy jo khao to

WO KONSI CHEEZ HY JO KHAO TO HALAL HY PEO TO KHRAM HY AURAT ZINDAGI MAIN SIRF EK BAAT ISTAMAL KERTI HY AUR MARD DIN MAIN TEEN 3 BAAR ISTAMAL KETA HY QURAN MAIN 5 TIME ZIKAR AYA HY AUR MEEM SY SHURU HOTA HY

Jackie chan got the best actor award

Jackie Chan got the Best Actor award for the 14th China’s Golden Rooster and Full Blossom Film Festival 2005 for his role in NEW POLICE STORY (2004).

Intelligence test a boy forgot his

Intelligence Test!

A boy forgot his

pin-code which was of 5 digits,

but luckily he remembered some hints. . .

here are those clues.

1. First digit is equal to the square of the second digit

2. 2nd plus 3rd digit are equal to 10

3. 4th digit equals to the 2nd digit plus 1

4. 5th plus 3rd digit make 14

5. Sum of all the five digits make 30

find the code

reply if u r a Genius..

Question dajjal dunya me kitne din

*QuEsTIoN*

DaJJaL ‘DUNyA’ Me KiTNe ‘DiN’ TaK RaHe Ga?

ANs :

DaJJaL DuNyA Me 40 DIN ZaMeeN PeR RaHe Ga MaGaR IN 40 DINO ME 3 DIN ISY HoGy Ke 1 DIN 1 SAL KE BrAbaR AuR 1 DIN 1 MoNtH Ke BRaBR AUR 1 DIN 1 WeeK Ke BRaBR HoGa AUR BAKI DIN DeGaR DIN0 KE BRaBR HoGyE..

Kabhi 9 ka table goor se parha

kabhi 9 ka table goor se parha hay.

Table Of ‘9’

An Amazing Fact

9×1=09, 0+9=9

9×2=18, 1+8=9

9×3=27, 2+7=9

9×4=36, 3+6=9

9×5=45, 4+5=9

9×6=54, 5+4=9

9×7=63, 6+3=9

9×8=72, 7+2=9

9×9=81, 8+1=9

9×10=90, 9+0=9

And

9×11=99, 9+9=18, =1+8=9

9×12=108, 1+0+8=9

9×13=117, 1+1+7=9

9×14=126, 1+2+6=9

And so on

This is really a mystery.

There is some mystery in 99^

Think of 99 names of ‘MAALIK-AY-KAYINAT’

SUBHAN ALLAH.

Knowlege of the world 1dunya ki

Knowlege of the ‘WORLD’

1.DUNYA ki sb se Blund Building DUBAI mein hai.

2.Dunya ka sb se bara school CHICAGO main hai.

3.Dunya ka sb se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD main hai.

4. Dunya ka sb se bara DARAKHT INDIA main hai.

6. Dunya ki sb se bari ‘MASJID’ TURKEY main hai.

Or dunya ka sb se bara KAMINA aur Zaleel Insan PAKISTAN main Hai.

Haan Wohi wohi ‘muchon wala’ wala.Naam mat lain wozo Toot Jaye ga.

Reply in 10 sec every new

Reply in 10 sec,

Every New Born Baby In Africa Has _________ Coloured Teeth,

A.White

B.Off White

C.Blackish

D.Yellowish

Whom would you choose if your

Whom would you Choose.?

If your Answer is C then..

A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.!

B is Winston Churchill.!!

C is Adolf Hitler.!!!

Amazing info did you know dat

*Amazing Info*

‘Did you know dat d sentence dat you can say widout moving ur lips is:

*LA ILAHA ILLALLAH*

& d wisdom behind dat is when a person is Dying he can possibly lose d ability to move his lips,

so Allah made it easy for ux to say before we die! =)

-Share This* 🙂

Aj kal aksar nojawan ehtalam hone ki

Aj Kal Aksar Nojawan

‘EHTALAM’

Hone Ki Sorat

Me

KAPRE

Ko Bina PAK Kiy Utar Dete Hen Jisko Ghr Wale Utha Kr MACHINE

Me Dho Dete Hen Jis Se

MACHINE

Me Mojod Tamam Kapre NA’PAK

Hojate Hen

or

Unhi KAPRO Ko Pehan Kr Hm

NAMAZ ROZA QURAN

Sb Ebadat krte Hen

Jo

Ghr Walo Ko Pata Nhi Hota K Ye Kapre

PAK Hen

Ya

NA’PAK

Lehaza Jitna

HISSA NA’PAK

Ho

Utna

HISSA Khud

3Bar achi

Tarha Dho Kr Kapre

PAK KARLen

PLZ 4WD

‘SADQA-e-JARIA’ ap k zriy sy kisi ki EBADAT QABOOL ho jae

Sultan salahuddin ayubi great muslim general ne

‘sultan salahuddin ayubi great muslim general ne falastin,urdan,labnan our misr pe hakumat ki BAITUL MUQADAS b fatah kia lekin jab un ka intiqal hua to qarz le kr un k kafan dafan ka intizam kia gya, un ki wafat k baad un ki jaidad ka hisab lagaya gya to 1ghora,1talwar,1zirah,1dinar,our 36 dirham k ilawa kuch na tha wo shadid khawahish k bawajud HAJJ na kr sake…..ye azeem log b hukmaran thai…’

Did you know this year 2010

Did You Know…!

This Year 2010, Two Months February and March has the same days and Dates.

1st February Monday and 1st March Monday till 28th.

Check it!

Its Amazing…….!

Dunia me aisi ek masjid hai jis

Dunia me aisi eK Masjid hai jis pe hr waqt badal chhae rehte hain…

Masjid’ e ‘Ghamamah’

(Baadlon ki Masjid)

Madina Sharif me wakay hy…

Aap (S.A.W.W)

Ne yahan

Namaz-E-Istisqa ada ki thi…

Tab Barish hui Or aaj tak wahan Badal chhae rehty hain…

SUB’HAN ALLAH