Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia jae".
Judge: "Kitab pesh ki jae.
"kitab pesh ki gai,
Judge ne safa khola to us me 5000,5000 k 5 note thay.
Judge: "is tara k 4 saboot aur pesh kie jaen. 🙂 :-)…
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