Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre
Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?
Bivi Ne Tanz Ye kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai
Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi . . ‘
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