?LEEPING DISEASE ?TIOLOGY
?AUSED BY: ?tudying For ?xams
HOST: ?tudent
?YMPTOMS:
?winging Θf Head
Frequent Falling Θn The Table
Automatic ?losure Θf ?yes
?IGNS:
Redness Θf ?yes Ptosis, Loss Θf ?onsiousness
TREATMENT: ?lose Da ?ook And ?witch Θn The Tv :)…
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