Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘CHUNNN’
Jb bachon k ghubaary PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘THUSSS’
Jb paani k bulbuly TOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘PATUKKK’
Aur
Jb muqaddar PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy
‘QABOOL HY’
‘QABOOL HY’
‘QABOOL HY’.. ;->)…
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