Ex-Boyfriend N Ex-Girlfriend Run
Into Each 0ther
Girl : Hey! Listen,
I Really Miss You
Boy : *Sneezes*
Girl: Bless You , Are You Sick?
Boy: No, I’m Just Allergic To
BULLSHIT … =P =D
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