An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti ja Rahi Hai,Khansta hoON To vibrate krta hoON,outg?ing bhi Free ho Gai hai,INcoming Zero hai,NETWNORK kA koi Pata nahi Kab khtam Ho Jaye,MERay Liay Koi Achi C meDICINE le aAO,
Son Went 2 fRENCH?Ze instead to go meDICAL HAll,And took a warid Sim 4 h?S dAD so That hE swallowed him,
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BecOz. . . .
Warid
?LIFE KA NETWORK?
Her Dam apkay saATH.
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