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A old man calling his wife

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti,
Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.
Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne naam try kar raha hon....

W e d i n g

W E D D I N G
Is d Only Day
When
A Boy Stands On Sage
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...Watches Other Girls
Dressed Beautifully
n
Think
"Yeh Maal Engagement
Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha" =P ;) ...

Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara ho

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo.

Ek din beta apnay baap ki god mein baitha tha k dada aa gaye. Beta ek dam se khara hua aur kehne laga: aayen dadajan yahan baithen....

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jootey
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
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Agr larki ki shadi hoti he to

aGr larKI Ki sHADi HoTi He to oSKa GHar mEka keHLATa HaI. THeK AgR LArka sHADi kRe t0 osk GhAr kO KYa kaHeNge?

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sIMplE Yar soN MEka=P;->...

Saari rat guzar jati hy isi


Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy
Isi Kashmakash Mein
~Faraz~

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K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon
Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon
Si Hy ... =P ;)
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1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha

1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi,jis par likha tha "IMANDAR WAQEEL"



Us ny 2,3 martaba padha,or bht hairan hua,phr bola

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"Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 admi dafn kr dia hain":-|...

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar us ka

Kisi ki shakal dekh kar us ka mazaak mat uraao...
Jani"


H0sakta hai ke us ne tum se zyada bachiyan phansaayi hon."-$)...

Laloo 2 his pa itne khiladi kyun

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

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Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha.

Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi
cigrt nhi piya,
sharab nhi pee,
joa nhi khela
aur kbi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh utha kr nhi deakha

sunne wala bola : baba g muje herat hai k phr ap itne saal kis liye zinda ho
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Dada or dadi neapni jwani k dino

Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milange,

dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k, gulab le kr drya kinare pohncha, boht dyr ho gai dadi nhi i,wo ghuse me ghr aya, or phool phenkte hoe bola, tum i q nhi,

dadi shrmate hoe boli,




Ami ne jane nai diya. :-) :-} ...

Girl to her boy friend darling

Girl To Her Boy Friend: Darling ! U Know, Handsome Boy Alwayz Get Stupid Girlfriends ... !




Boy : Thanks For The Compliments, Darling ... :p :d
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz...,
Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^>

:-:...

school life most irritating moment

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~

Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm...

Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks...

Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class...

Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends...

Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Period...

Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent... =P ;) ...

N e v r allow a


N E V E R

Allow
A Gal
2 Talk
Too Much 2u

Else,

Later
She'll
Make U

Talk
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Meeaaoou

Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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( @ ! @ )
( =?= )

Bohat khoob!

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"Humari billi
Humay he meeaaoou"...

Good night koi ghalti ya baat

"Good Night"

Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga,
Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya













Dupeher Ko. :-D ...

For every lover in this world

(For Every Lover
In This World)
(For Every Lover
In This World)

Call It A Fate
0r Some Miracle Upon You,
There r Few Things Which
No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,
Whenever I'll Die
I'll Ask GOD For Sure
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Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE
Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D
(For Every Lover
In This World)

Call It A Fate
0r Some Miracle Upon You,
There r Few Things Which
No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,
Whenever I'll Die
I'll Ask GOD For Sure
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Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE
Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D

Call It A Fate
0r Some Miracle Upon You,
There r Few Things Which
No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,
Whenever I'll Die
I'll Ask GOD For Sure
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Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE
Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D
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Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi

L?g Kehte He?
K
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L?rki??
ZiNDAGi H?ti He?
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MAUT N?he..
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M?ger
W? LOG
Ye Ki?? Bh??l J?te He?
K
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Dh?k? B
ZiNDAGi Hi Deti H?
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"MAUT" N?he..!...

Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki?

Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha!

Teacher: O I C...

Student: Allah di qasam O nai I C...! ...

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge?
BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to?
MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai.
Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha
Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta?
BACHA: Pete to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha.
Musafir ne Piyala Zameen Par de Mara
Bacha Rote hoye Bola:
Aami! Inhone Piyala Toor Diya Ab hum KUTTAY ko Kis Bartan me Pani Pilainge........

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz diya kartay hain.

Chand sitaron sy ap ka zikar kiya karty hain.


Na aao humary khwabon main
hum bhoot say dara kartay hain....

New genration aik sahab sham ko

"NEW GENRATION"
aik sahab sham ko ghar aya to is ny daikha k is ka 6 sala bacha apny ghar ki dehleez pr udas betha hai is shaks ny piyar sy bachy k sr pr hath pheera or waja pochi to bachy ny kaha
PAPA TMAHARI B.V. K SATH MERA GUZARA NAE HO SAKTA.....

Chand pe agar noor na hota,

Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam hum aapse milne roz aate, Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme?
StudEnt: "GoogLe Singh"
Teacher: y 2 Strange?
Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
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A man saw 3 parrots 4 sale

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd
Othr Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programr
D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;-> ...

Customer ye cow kitney ki he saler

Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he?
Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he
Customer: Or ye Cow kitne ki he?
Saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti ha
Customer: Ye Cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he? Cow saler: Sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.:-D...

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai
Noker se boli:ja police ko bula kr la
Noker:chapal kho gai hai
Chor Chilaya:meri le ja pr jldi bula kr la

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Wife mei tumhari yaad 15 din he

Wife: Mei Tumhari Yaad Mei 15 Din Mei He Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun... Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho.....??

Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao...... ;->...

Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap

Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay,
Akhir KaAR Unho0n Ne Car k Sheeshay pEr Note Likh Dia,
"Wheel Cap Churanay Walay Ko Hawala Police Kia Jaye Ga"

Jab wo Wapis Aye tO Dekha K Wheel Cap Paray tHay,
Or Car Gaib Thi....

Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

Pehla: aaj se kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karaonga

Dosra






aaj se kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjhonga.....

Sacha waqia bohot saal pehle ka zikar

Sacha waqia
Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hey,
2 DOST they
ek ka naam tha "JO"
dusrey ka naam tha"WO"

Ek din"JO"ko ek khofnak
BHOOT nazar aaya"JO" bhoot
ko dekh k darr gaya,
"JO" ne"WO"ko pukara to
"WO"ka intiqal hogaya.

jab se hi kaha jata hey,
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JO Darr Gaya WO Mar Gaya...

Chotomom ap jab guest k samnay khana

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana Khatay Waqt Choto Pas? Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
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Wife i am not feeling goodhusband its

Wife: I am not feeling good.Husband: Its too bad, I was thinking to go for shopping?Wife: I was joking na...!Husband: Yes me too.Chal roti bana...

Me aur meri tanhai aksar ye baatain

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn




K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota



Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota




Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->...

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar EMRAN HASHMI bola, "1kg lipstick 1month mey khaa jati ho? G.F boli jhoot q bolte ho, 970grm to tum he choos jatay ho!...

Larke wale hm ko lrki pasnd ha

Larke wale: Hm
Ko Lrki Pasnd
hA Shadi Kb Krni
hA ?



Lrki wale: Abi To
Larki Parh Rhi
hA!



Larke wale:
Hmara Beta Kya Bandar hA Jo
Kitabain Phaar Dega =P ;->...

Tu chand mange main dedu raat dil

Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange, bas yaar...
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!...

Garibo k liye djuice kanjuso warid

Garibo K Liye
DJUICE

Kanjuso K Liye
Warid

Buzurgo K Liye Ptcl

Lafango K Liye
Mobilink

Mufto k lye
Ufone

Lovely & ROYAL People Use
??ZONG??:)

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Shadi me munna papa sepapa khana kab

Shadi me munna papa se:papa khana kab khaen ge ?
Papa;dear dolha dulhan aayen ge unko ye peson ka lifafa den ge phr khana khaen ge

Munnah: bhaga gaya stage ki janib Doolhe se kehne laga ye lo 1ΘΘ rupe 2plate biryani or salaad k pese kaat lo...

English n urdu always contradict each other

English n Urdu always contradict each other:

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D...

Arz kiya hai humse chahta hai

Arz Kiya Hai:

HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada,

HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada,
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New Lemon Max...
Qeem?t Kum Safai Zyada . . :->...

Hua kuch yun k main kal ja

Hua kuch yun k MAIN kal ja rha tha K meri chapal toot gai .

Ab chapal to muchi seeta hy Seeta to darzi bhi hy,

Darzi to kapry seeta hy,

Kapry to rangeen hoty hain,

Rangeen to Balti bhi hota hy,

Balti to bathrom me hoti hy,

Bathrom me to nal bhi hota hy,

Nal to Lohy ka hota hy,

Lohy ki to estri bhi hoti hy,

Estri to garm hoti hai,

Garm to custard bhi hota hy,

Custard to peela hota hy,

Peela to choza b hota hai,

Choza to anday se niklta hy,

Anda to sufaid hota hai,

Sufaid to doodh b hota hai,

Doodh to bhains deti hai,

Bhains to kali hoti hai,

Kala to bangali b hota hai,

Bangali to paan khata hai,

Paan to lal hota hai,

Lal to gulab b hota hai,

gulab me to kante b hote hain,

kante to machhli me b hote hain,

Machhli to pani me,

Pani me to kashti b hoti hai,

kashti me to aadmi b hote hain,

Aadmi to road pe b hote hain,

Road pe to mein b chalta hoon,

Chalnay se yaad aaya k kal
"MEIN JAA RAHA THA K M...

Wakeel qanoon ki kitab k safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia jae".

Judge: "Kitab pesh ki jae.

"kitab pesh ki gai,

Judge ne safa khola to us me 5000,5000 k 5 note thay.

Judge: "is tara k 4 saboot aur pesh kie jaen. :-) :-)...

Ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass

ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass aae aur kehne lage k mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai

doctor#speak in english

women#mylonda is gring on hero honda...

Histry of pakorey ek baloach besan ki

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac'che The To Baloach Bola





"PAKO REY" ..=D ;)...

Boys k lye behtren bat apni

Boys K lye Behtren Bat

Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya



or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao jis se tm rat 2,2 bje tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho ;)

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Doctor woh memon mareez ab kis baat

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha?

Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat mand Hogaya ;-)...

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha

us ki maan keh rahi thi

melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..?

baby kehta hai nhi kch nhi bs ait
DRL FRND

(means one girl friend)
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Larki apne boy friend ko naraz karne

Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN....

Maa beta kya kar rahy ho beta

MAA: beta kya kar rahy ho..?
BETA: parh raha hun..
MAA: excelent kya parh rahy ho.?
Beta: apki honay wali bahu k message
MAA: fity moun tera kanjra,

2 bewakoof glass khareed rhe thay

2 BEWAKOOF glass khareed rhe thay._

1 Glass table pe ulta pada dekh kar pehla bewakoof, dosre se bola," YAR is glass ko mat kharid. Iska mu band hay."


DOSRE bewakoof ne glass utha kar dekha aur pehle se kaha,"HAN yar ye glass to wakai kharab hay. IS ka to penda b tota hoa hay." ;) =)

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Abay parh le le abhi

AbAy PaRh Le
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PaRh LE
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AbHi NaHi PaRhE gA tOu kB pArHe Ga
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MsG PaRhNe Ki NaHi
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CoUrSe Ki KiTaAbe'n PaRhNe Ka BoL RhA HuN.. ;->...

Baap beta se tum kab tak

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA K LiGhT JaNe Ka PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->...

Tumhare bina zindagi mai hay quotsannataquottumhi mera

Tumhare Bina Zindagi mai Hay "Sannata",Tumhi Mera "Kabab", Tumhi Mera "Paratha".Ye Dil Hogaya Tum per "Lattoo", Tumhi Tu Hu Mera "Besan" Ka "Laddoo".Ab Tu Dekhon Tumhare Hi "Dream", Tumhi Tu Hu Meri "ChatPati Haleem".Jo Hu Tum Saath Tu Her Shaam Hay Suhani, Tumhi Tu Hu"Student Ki Biryani".Jahan Bhi Dekhon Tum Aatay Hu "Nazar", Tumhi Tu Hu Mera "Tasty Burger". Ye Dosti Sada Rahe Hamari, Tumhi Tu Hu Meri Aik Plate "Nihari"... OK...

If ur father iz not rich dats

"if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY"



[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]...

Gharaylo totky 1 agr apko kutta kat ly


Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy....

Girl what youll do if i die

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?

Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest
Of My Life

Next Day

The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your
Happiness..."

Moral:

Never Joke With Brainless
Girls ... =P =D
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Hum to samje k wo hmen koi

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,,

"FARAZ"

Pr us ne
"way Gujra way,"
kah ker apne bhai ko bula lia..;-)...

Allama iqbal farmate hai upar se

Allama iqbal farmate hai


Upar se sab dekh raha hoon faraz ka haal iqbal,


Acha hi hua k main ne koi aasan shair nahi banaya!...

A very true thought which i

A Very True
Thought
Which I Really
Experienced Today

..."Whenever I Wanna
Fall In Love With My
BOOKS ...

My BED
Falls In Love
With me ..." ;-> ...

Arz kiya hy daag to chala

Arz kiya hy:


Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

Wah wah

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,





Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :...

Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor

Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee??
Kya hogya hai tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera paratha apke pas agya he....

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?...

Teacher test yaad hai student jab

Teacher: Test yaad hai?

Student: Jab perhnay betha to light chali gai, baad main is dar se perhnay nahin betha kay light na chali jaey .......

Aik larki njoomi se meray liye sittara

Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi,tmharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga,...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.
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Is msg kn frwd kar k taleem Aam kro
Hamara khuab

"PADAH LIKAH"


"PUNJAB"...

1st frnd aj kal town ki librerary

1st Frnd: Aj Kal Town Ki Librerary Me Kafi Rash Barh Gya Hai.
Kya Kuch New Books I Hain?
2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Books To Wohi Hain,
Rush Ki Wajah Nojwan Khatoon Librerian Hain....

Once a smoker was smoking at airport

Once a smoker was smoking at airport..
A gentleman arrives and asked him: ek din me kitne cigarette pi lete ho?

smoker: why?

Gentleman: agar tum ab tak zindagi me cigarette pe kharch kiye gaye paise bachatay to saamne khara hua jahaaz tmhara hota..

Smoker: to kya wo jahaaz apka hai?

Gentleman: nahi

Smoker: thanks sir for ur advice, wo jahaaz mera hi hai...

Moral:
Beta zyada bhashan dene se kachi ho jati hai... ;-)...

Larke ne larki se shadi ki darkhavast

Larke Ne Larki Se Shadi Ki Darkhavast (Application) Ki Magar Larki Ne Ise Thukra Dia

Larke Ne Thandi Sans Bari "Ab Ma Kbi Shadi Nhe Ga"

Larki Ne Is Bat Par Khushi Mehsos Ki K Wo Larke Ki Zindagi Ma Is Qadar Ahmiat Rakhti Thi Lekn Br Hal Wo Is Se Shadi Nhe Kr Sakti Thi Wo Is Smjhate Howe Boli "Bewkofi Ki Batien Mat Kro Agr Ma Ne Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr Dia Ha Tou Is Ka Ye Matlb Hargiz Nhe K Tmhari Shadi Ainda Zindgi Ma Ane Wali Larki Bi Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr De Gi"

Mujhe Yaqen Ha Aisa Hi Hoga Larke Ne Larke Ne Mayosi Se Sir Hilate Howe Kaha Jb Tm Jaisi Larki Mujh Se Shadi Pr Tayar Nhe Hoi Tou Aur Kesi Hongi...=P:-P;->...

A boy wantd 2 know the age

A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what's ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR....

Din raat sms kr k aisa dia

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tm ny PUpU,
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Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon :>...

A dost tum b likha kro shayri

a dost tum b likha kro shayri

dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga

log phenkay gay anday tmatar tm pr to

shaam ki handi ka intzaam ho jai ga...

To prove his love he

To Prove His Love . .

He Swam Da Deepast River!

Climbed Da Highest Mountain!

Crosed Da Hotest Desert!

She Divorced Him?

Kabi Ghar Pe To Hota Nai Tha :p
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