Funny SMS Collection

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Sin thita by Cos thita is

1 aurat ne darogha e jannat se kaha

1 Aurat Ne DAROGHA-e-JANNAT Se Kaha: * Mera NIKAH Kisi MOULVI Se Karva Den * FARISHTA Bola: * NIKAH Tau Karva Denge Pehle Koi

Arz kiya hai dar phirte hain gham e ishq

Arz kiya hai: Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . . . . . Laado

shaadi k din kareeb aye

? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi

Imagine u me join nasa

Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name

Boys rules for bikes use

Boy’s Rules For BIKES .. USE When Its NEW … RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW When Makes NOISE Unfortunately That’s The GIRL’S Rule To

Larki ka baapmein nai chahta ke meiri

Larki ka baap:mein nai chahta ke meiri beiti apni sari zinadagi eik ghade ke sath guzar de . . . Larka:is liye to main

Pehlay zmanay me jin hazir hota tha

Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha, ?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa? Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

New punishment 4 mobile owners miss call

New punishment 4 mobile owners. Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.Call K Liay PHAANSI …..ap mat Daro; KANJUSO Ko To"AEK LAAKH"

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat bata raha tha Sher:jutt Rajput:Cheeta Butt:Arayin Malik:Zebra Khota:Arayin Khota replied O PA JI ma KHOTA hi theak

Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap

Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay, Akhir KaAR Unho0n Ne Car k Sheeshay pEr Note Likh Dia,

Aankhon me sharafat chaal nazakat dil

Aankhon Me Sharafat Chaal Me Nazakat Dil Me Sachai Cheray Par Safai Isi Liye Tou Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha

Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha? Socho.. Made in china.. Tabhi to love ki guarranty-warranty nahi hoti na…! :-D)…

A great thinker once said

A Great Thinker Once Said – A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth… …might be a D E N T I S

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata he ? ? ? 30 ka load ker wao to FARAZ 27 ka kiun aata he…

Shreef larky ki girlfriend romantic mood mein

Shreef larky ki GirlFriend romantic mood mein: Ghar pe koi nahi hay Aa jao Larka: Tum humare ghar aajao humare ghar mein sab log

Andhi chlay to sab se pehlay kya

Andhi ChLay tO SaB Se pEhLay kYa Hota Hai? Ankhain bAnd h0ti hAin. Na Darwazay bAjtay Hain, Na. LOG Munh Per r0maL Rakhtay hyN

Barson se jo bujhata raha meri piyass

BARSON SE JO BUJHATA RAHA MERI PIYASS MUFT MAIN”PAPPU” AAJ US NE HUMAIN KEH DIYA… 2 RUPAY GLASS.. 2 RUPAY GLASS……

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagi jane kia jado tha uski personality mai k

Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue

sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal! aaj kal blue tooth ka zamana hai na …

Hahahaha hahahaha pagal ho jo hansty

hahahaha . . . . . . . . . hahahaha . . . . . . . .hahahaha . . . .pagal ho

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki, badal garjey zor say baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi

Arz kiya hai samunder main water mein

Arz kiya hai.. Samunder main Water Water mein Fish.. Wah wah Samunder main Water Water main Fish Aap ko SALAAM aur aapki GirlFriend ko

Teacher lofer or offer may kia farak hai

teacher-‘lofer’ or ‘offer’ may kia farak hai??? ? student-simple mam larka’i love you’ bole to loffer or larki’i love you’ bole to offer.

Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . .

Ques defence ki larkion or tableegi jamaat

Ques: Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon me kia cheez yaksaan hoti hai? Guess Socho Ans: Dono ke PAAINCHAY opper hote hain,…

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta mugar mujhe zukam tha….

Super store walo ne nya salesman rakha

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha Boss new Salesman se milny gia to Wo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha tha Boss

Q what was the biggest tragedy in

Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne thakkur ki biwi ko maar diya phir uss k

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai …

A small girl looks at her brothers

A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently … .. .. .. … … … .. .. .. .. .. ..

Vari varsi khatat gaye ckhat k lyandapjamajera

Vari varsi khatat gaye c, khat k lyandapjama, jera ae msg par kpangra na pavay0apni mashoq dy bachyan da mama B0l00 tara rara……

1 choohay ko agar bille se love

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga? . . . . Very simple Billo

Hum gaye thay us ko manane

Hum Gaye Thay Us Ko Manane k Liye Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa Rehny Dia … Tashreeh: Is Shair Mein Shayer Apni

Teacher tum school kyun aate ho

Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho? Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir! Teachr : Phir tum class me so kyun rahe ho? Student: Aaj Sana

Ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass

ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass aae aur kehne lage k mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai doctor#speak in english women#mylonda

Sacha waqia bohot saal pehle ka zikar

Sacha waqia Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hey, 2 DOST they ek ka naam tha “JO” dusrey ka naam tha”WO” Ek din”JO”ko ek khofnak

Shah rukh throw his speaking wrist watch

Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch, & sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk k chaL Rai hAi. Watch RepLied: Abay sALay tU

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha

1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi,jis par likha tha “IMANDAR WAQEEL” Us ny 2,3 martaba

Maalik abi tk tujh se machar nhi

Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han. Nokar: Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn, ye to unki

I am the most outstanding student

I Am The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class … Because , I Always Stand Outside The Class … =P ;-> [President Of Out-standing

Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha

Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?pagal: Main aik bulb hoon.Doctor: Tum jal Q nahi rahe?Pagal: Bewaqoof,

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu phely thi. . . . . . Gues

Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo

Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,

Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel De Gaya..

Shadi k dosre din beti apni maa

Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se: Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai, Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen. Beti: Wo

Boy jotashi meri shadi kyon nahi ho

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai? Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe To Isme Main Kya

Whts d similarity between a girl amp

Wht?s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive. 2. both r hot. 3. both r dangerous when kept in open.

Bhakt meri shadi aishwarya se karva do

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai BCA:6 mnths MEDICAL:2 mnths MBA:1 month

Allama iqbal apni girl friend k0 is

Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay, Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar mei Ankhein Nam hain Yeh last SMS hai ky0n

Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya- . 1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do. . Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR? .

quotquotlovequotquot-starts-frm-eyes-grows-with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm mobiles, Grows wd balance share, Ends wd number buZy.

Angel asked a man after death kya

Angel asked a man after death: kya tu shadi shuda tha? Man:Haan Angel ordered: ye dozakh bhugat k aaya hai isay jannat mein daal

Best pnishmnt tht u can give

Best Pnishmnt Tht U Can Give To A Boy! Give Him A Mobile Wth A lot Of Girl’s Phone Nmbers & Unlimited Credit &

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe

Husband to wife aaj tumne

Husband To Wife : Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar jaisa…….! Wife: Haye RABBA…… : Iss Aadmi ne kia kia chakh

03 arab 21 crore 57 lakh 79

03 arab 21 crore 57 lakh 79 thousand 34 hundred 2 only. Ye mera bank blance nhi he to kya hua, mera mobile number

Ali yar javed tere chacha k se

Ali: yar javed tere chacha k se mar gaye. wo to kafi hans mukh thay! JAVED: Bas yar kya batao! kal sham chhat k

There are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men.. Do u know…? 1-The ASIANS- They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the

Insaan k under msg parhne ka itna

insaan k under msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai chahe us pagal fool bewaquf nalaiq idiot ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi hoon

1st frnd fraud buhat zayda ho gaye

1st Frnd: Fraud Buhat Zayda Ho gAyE Hain, 2nd Frnd: wO Kyun? 1st fRND:KaL DepartmentAL StOre pEr gYa tO Ek Orat Ne Mujhay dEkH

Top movies of the year faraz

Top Movies Of The Year: FArAZ Is KinG MiSsioN FARAZ JaAnE Tu Ya JAne Na FARAZ FARAZ 2050 FARAZ Zameen pAr FARAZ ShAnti FARAZ

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….

1 andha police mein bhrti hony k

1 andha police mein bhrti hony k lye gya Officer ne poocha tumhein hum kis liye rakhein Andhey ne foran jawb dya andha-dhund firing

bindaas funda if you dont

-=- Bindaas Funda -=- If You Don’t Know The Answers In An Exam, Just Put Lines Like This “||||||||||” & Write Below “Scratch Here

Shaadian un ki huen jinko na tha

Shaadian un ki huen jinko na tha aqal-o-shaoor Faraz.. Apna to ye saal bi guzra zikr-e-nikah krte krte.. :-D…

Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress Boley

Attitude rocks girl i

Attitude Rocks: . . … Girl: I Hate You.. :-/ . . . . . . . . Boy: What A Coincidence.. :

Love is when grandma unable to

Love Is When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Can’t Bend And Grandpa Paints Them Inspite His Back Pain…..!!…

Height of shakkk shohar mein tumhare

Height Of Shakkk.! Shohar: Mein Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga.! Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo Marne Ka Irada He? …

Do u knw whoz imran haashmi

Do U knW WHoZ iMRAn HAashMi? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ans: HooNT cHOosNe vALa

Mera dil torne wala so raha hai

Mera Dil Torne Wala So Raha Hai Chain Ki Neend Us Ko Yeh Nai Pata K Mein Ne Wo Dil Abi Abi Gift Shop

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Arz kiya hai! . . Tandur Ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Aur jis nmbr se bar

Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra

Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra gaey, Aaj woh hum se jannat main takra gaey, or humary dil se sada nikleeee Fitty mouh……tussi

Now a days the cost

Now A Days !! The Cost Of Living Is Going Up And The Chance Of Living Is Going Down Isn’t It … ? =O…

Her khushi hansi maangay aapse phool

Her khushi hansi maangay aapse… Her phool khushbu maangay aapse.. Itni roshni ho apki zindagi mein k, K k E S C walay connection

Andaaz hy jawani ka zara joohm k

Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k chaltay hn. ;-)…

Jb sheeshy k bartan phoot jayen to

Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘CHUNNN’ Jb bachon k ghubaary PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘THUSSS’ Jb paani

a g i r l

” A G I R L ‘ S B E S T A S S E T I S H E R ‘L I

Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain Pehla: aaj se kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karaonga Dosra aaj se kisi larki ko ajnabi nai

Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile

Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile. Tum nay mujay dekha Nazroon say nazray milien Tum nay hath aagay bharhaya aur mujhay Kaha "Allah

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha agar

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha: “Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,” Saari larkian kehne lagi… “SameeR” “SameeR”

Likhy jo khat tujhy wo teri

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy Wo Teri Yaad Me Wo Sare Padh Liye Papa Ne Raat Me … Sawera Jab Hua Tou Jootey Parr Gaye

Jobs in mobilink send ur resume

Jobs In Mobilink.. Send Ur Resume To mobilink.org.pk Location: Karachi Salary: 30000 to 60000 Job Nature: Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo’n Ko Urao

Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz all hostesses r above 50 …

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me dil

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir

Mrktng iz v easy whn u purpos

Mrktng iz v easy Whn u purpos a girl,its Direct Mrktng Whn u cal her,its Tele Mrktng Whn she walks 2u,its Brand Recognitn N

The baby mosquito came back from its

The baby mosquito came back from its first flight,his father asked him “how do you feel your flight?he replied”it was wonderful,every1 was clapping 4

Mujay balance nahi mil raha plz50 ka

Mujay balance nahi mil raha. Plz…50 ka dlwado. Sent: 7-july-2010 02:30:10 . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Techr studnt se khali jga pur kro

Techr studnt se: khali jga pur kro “900 chuhe kha k bili______chali” Studnt: 900 chuhe kha k bili thumek thumek kr chali. Techr ghuse

Friend tumko sharam nahi aati tumhara baap

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai. Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati. Tumhara Baap

Techr tm class me ghada kyn le

Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye? Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete

A boy was walking on the

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To …Him “Hello , U Can Share

Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme? StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh” Teacher: y 2 Strange? Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

2 qaidi jail mein new aty hain

2 Qaidi jail mein new aty hain. Pehle qaidi dosre se puchta hai ke tum kis jurm mein jail aay. Pehla Qaidi bola 25

Q do u know insan k under

Q: Do u know insan k under k janwar ka kia nam hy? A: NAAK KA CHUHA :-D…