Funny SMS Collection

Offic wali zyada sweet hoti hai

offic wali….. zyada sweet hoti hai ghar wali…… bas theek hoti hai hotel wali …. mast hoti hai 5star wali …. zara mehangi hoti

Larkimein ne socha tum miss kar rahe

Larki:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun. Larka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh? Larki: Ooh Shit.. Sorry Ghalti Se

Why did ram gopal varma made quotphoonkquot

Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK" Usk I Pichli "AAG" Ko Bhujane K Liye…

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye

The devils challenged angels to a game

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket. We Have Got All The Cricketers, Said The Angels.. Devils : No Problem We

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste sama e mahefil

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION keh ker

Son well soon become rich sardar

Son: We’ll Soon Become Rich…!! Sardar: How..??? Son: Tommorow, My Mathematics Teacher Will Teach Me , How To Convert Paisas Into Rupees…… ;->…

Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai

Dola re wait a minute chakkar

DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE DOLA RE WAIT A MINUTE.. CHAKKAR

Angel asked a man after death kya

Angel asked a man after death: kya tu shadi shuda tha? Man:Haan Angel ordered: ye dozakh bhugat k aaya hai isay jannat mein daal

Director to heroin tmhain 4 ghunday pakrain

DiReCtOr To HeRoIn: TmHaIn 4 GhUnDaY PaKrAiN Gy PhIr HeRo BaChAnY AyE Ga. HeRoIn: HeRo KoN? DiReCtOr: ImRaN HaShMi HeRoIn: PhIr MuJhE Us Sy

Parhai soch samaj k chorna mery dosto

PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto, kyou k….? khota 60,000 ka or reri 40,000 ki ho gai hai :-D…

Taaza kalaam kitne dinon se seyah

Taaza Kalaam Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain, . . …. . . Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay

Tip of the day kabhi ye

Tip of the day? Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Girlfriend ne tumhen kitna romantic msg bheja hai. Hamesha socho usay kisny bheja hoga ..

People need love according to age 15 25

people need love according to age, 15-25 din raat 25-35, roz raat ,35-45 bus jumeraat, 45-55 eid shabraat,55-65 sirf gal baat,above 65 burry baat…

Girlz aur universties main kia fact common

Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai … ? ? ? ? ? Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye.. Kahi’n Na Kahi’n Chance Ban

Golden rule to be happy with

Golden Rule To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. . To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt… iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay

Girlfriend or police may kya bat c0m0n

Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay? S0cho! S0cho! Or s0cho! Don0 he paysa kha kar ch0r daytay hain! …

I am making a list of

I Am Making A List Of All Things That I Ought To Do Before I Die . . . It’s Called My “0ughttobiograpy”… =P

Bacha apni dadi se aap ne kon

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome

What is da similarity btween girlz amp

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones…? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay! 🙂 …

Musm hai mstn dil diwna aise

M?us?m hai M?st?n? DIL hai Diw?na Aise Me TUM? Aise Me TUM? TUM? TUM? ha TUM? TUM? TUM? TUM? TUM.. =LUX= se do baar

2 married men talking 10yrs ago whenever

2 Married Men Talking- 10yrs Ago, Whenever I Returned Home, My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing. Now

The difference bw friend n best friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend.. Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly.. B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali Car

Boy15 minuts k bad wo train ane

BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he. kia tum apni zuban se

Adat or ada me farq road

ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To ADA. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le

Banta tell me five ferroucious animals that

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of?? . . . . . . Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers….

Girl jab tum ko fone karo shave

GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho? Boy 30 se 40 GirL:

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi, in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me

Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap

Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa, ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr gaya hai? Doctor ne jawab diya… Mard k dil

Qadam per ek nak kaam karta hoon

Qadam Qadam Per Ek Na?k Kaam Karta Hoon, Mawal?yon Ka Bara Ahteraam Karta Hoon, Dekhta Hoon Jahan Gold Leaf K? Dukaan Us Dukaan Ko

Shagird ka shikwa yun fail jo

“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA” Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey Koshish to baht ki

Boy can i take your picture

boy : Can I Take Your Picture? . girl : Well Of course, Why Not..!! . boy Takes A Picture Then he Says, ‘Thank

News Alert…

Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain, Report k mutabiq jab koi larka kisi larki ko

A young businesman had just started

A Young Businesman Had Just Started His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office, Sitting There, He Saw A Man Cum Into D Ofice.

Saari rat guzar jati hy isi

Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy Isi Kashmakash Mein ~Faraz~ . … . . K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon Si

Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi

‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta, . . . . . . ‘Martay’ Hain To Duniya ‘BIRYANI’ khane ajati hai…..

Doston ki besharmi to dekho faraz

Doston ki besharmi to dekho “FARAZ”, Meri Miyyat pe aa ke poochhty hain: “Biryani aalu wali hai ya Gosht wali.?”…

1 chor chori karne ghr me ghusa

1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Ch0r:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi..

Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny

Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny k bad khatar kr gala saf krty howey kha. maira elaam khata ha k untalees 39 saal

Asi kya cheez he jise hath me

aSi kYa chEeZ He jISe HATH Me LETe HI mOu mE PaNI A jAta He? ? ? < > < > < > <

Giggling bites l o v

Giggling Bites ~*~ L O V E ~*~ Makes A BOY …Forget That There Are 1,877,922,782 GIRLS Out There … …

Teacheranday ka faida btaostudentsir buht faidy hain

Teacher:Anday Ka Faida Btao?Student:Sir Buht Faidy Hain! Agr yE Imtahan Main Mil Jaiy To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi. …

Kya ap shadi krna chate hen

Kya ap Shadi krna chate hen? Kia kaha? haan? Pehle zra isko parh len 1)POLICEMAN: sub mujhse drte hen or me bv se 2)MOCHI:

Jaane kese jeete hain log yaadon k

Jaane Kese Jeete Hain Log Yaadon K Sahare “pAppu”,,, MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN…

Beta papa main ghr chor k ja

Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se zindgi guzarna chahta hun jis me ayaashi ho moj

A small kid wrote 2 santa clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send me ur mother.?…

Question what is the difference between

Question? What is the difference between vaade and yaadain? Answer: Vaade- "Hum torte hain." Yaadain- "Hamein torti hain. …

Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay

memon nay ghar construct karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay main likh dia “same as above” …

Buhat jald wo zamana a raha hai

Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka Safar Kerain Gy, 1 Hr Plane Mae Aur 2

Baaz log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen. Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy, Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay

Agar apna dimagh test karna ho to

Agar apna DIMAGH test karna ho to COW k saamne jao. Agar wo duur gai to samajh lena k dimagh meiN GOBAR hai, agar

Wat is d diff bw poison

Wat Is D Diff B/W Poison & Alcohol? If U Drink Alcohol, U Will Dance Around People, If U Drink Poison People Wil Dance

Din raat sms kr k aisa dia

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tm ny PUpU, . . . . . . . . . Ghar ki ghanti

Yeh dekh kar k sub se main

Yeh dekh kar k sub se main karta ho hans k baat Ek rog umar bar ka laga k chali gayi Meray bajaye kar

Asman me jitne sitare hainankhon ishare hainsamandar

Asman me jitne sitare hain,ankhon me jitne ishare hain,samandar k jitne kinare hain,itne screw dhele tumhare hain….

Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur

ik morgi ny pak India bader pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay lgay..fasla yy howa ke jo mulk dosray mulk ki

American oh god give me room full

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold. Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds. Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys

Hum tu yunhe shok mn munna biscuit

Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. . Aik larki humy bucha samaj k pappi dy gae. ….

Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti: Veeru darr mat maine chaddi pehni hi nahi…..

Husband to wife aaj tumne

Husband To Wife : Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar jaisa…….! Wife: Haye RABBA…… : Iss Aadmi ne kia kia chakh

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi

Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi wasi jis ne karni hay kary,nai ty paran mary…..

Taalban ki hukumat aa gai to friendship

TAALBAN ki Hukumat aa gai to Friendship Msg aesay hongay…. U & I SUBHANALLAH Our Friendship MAASHALLAH I’m Good Friend ALHUMDULILAH YOU are G/d

Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main

Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha . thak ker bola. ” aap nay yeh sab zameen maen

Boy to girl let go jungle

Boy To Girl: Let Go To Jungle….. Girl: No !! You Will Do Something Wrong With Me….. Boy: By God, i’ll Not…!!! Girl: Tay

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kaile

Bacha: mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q nhi khaya? Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga. Bacha: nhi

Mem0n son papa mujhe gari ki chabi

Mem0n son: papa mujhe gari ki chabi de den aaj hamare colege me function hy. Papa: Tumhari bike ko kia hua? Son: bike to

A sardar has twins he became worid

a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend &quot;in main se 1 to mera hai doosra kis ka hai&quot;?…

A sleeping li0n is str0nger than barking

A sleeping Li0n is str0nger than A barking D0G, S0 a sleeping Student is better than A Barking p0siti0n h0ldr. *Back Bencher ASS0CIATI0N*…

Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apne 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea unn k saamne Dariya mein chalang laga di, 1, Damaad ne uss ko bacha

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also

A boy wantd 2 know the age

A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend. So he askd Boy: dear what’s ur birth date? Girl:4th November Boy which

What is difference between watch ampamp wife

What is difference between watch &amp; wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati

Kya aankhein hain aapki kya baatein aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai… maano…"Shhhsss…KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai….;)…

Is say barh kar bey izzati ka maqaam

Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz! . . . K Date Pay Chheenk Maari to . . . Naak ka

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Arz kiya hai! . . Tandur Ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Aur jis nmbr se bar

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha

Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha, Tha to ek khuwab haseen kitna tha, Mere zawal se pehle wo mujh ko chor gya, Kamina

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki jhuki si tera chehra

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa, jab tere chehre par haath fera , Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?…

Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b jaun to ay dost’ Mere marne ka Gum na krna, Aansu be na bahana, Mera Janaza b na uthaana

ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya

Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta….jis tarha T.V main toote rabta …

Maa beta america se mery liye jawan

Maa. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana.

Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem* Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star.

Govt school k bache ksi ko

Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha. Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi, ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai, main ne kaha chup

!! EZAAN !!~

August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? All Girls Shoutd Loudly Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K

Is tarah na karo log kiya

Is tarah na karo Log kiya kahengay… Akhir izzat bhi koi cheez hai.. Zara soch lo.. Bas bohot hogaya Ab mera kehna manlo.. Aur…

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill is 1 yr old By return mail the lawyer

Tumhari yaad to mujhe aise aati hy

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy “PAppu” , , , JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN… ;->…

Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien

jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se ek…….ki kis kis kiss kissa sunau….. bili aur chuhe

Jaan e jigar jann tamana

Jaan e jigar . . Jann e tamana . . Araz ki hai. . . Jaan-e-jigar . . Jaan e tmana . . .

A small kid wrote 2 santa clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send me ur mother.?…

Do0b jati hy kashtiyan jab atey tufan

Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge Bh0ol

Ek khubsurat larki bank gai aur manager

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…” Manager: “Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K

Jab himesh reshmya mar gaya to

Jab Himesh Reshmya mar gaya to , Bhagwan ne us se poocha tum ne zindagi mai kya kiya ? Himesh bola : Ishq kiya

1 din farista janwaron ko unki zat

1 din 1 farista janwaron ko unki zat bata raha tha Sher-jutt Cheeta-rajput Hathi-butt Zebra-malik Khota-arain khota replied: o pai main khota hi theek