Do0b jati hy kashtiyan jab atey tufan

Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan

Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan

Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge

Bh0ol Ja0ge T0u Chamat Khao Ge… =P ;->

Whats mutual exclusion it means you

What’s Mutual Exclusion?

It means..

You Skip Some Topics

When You Study.



&

The Person Who Sets The

Paper Also Skips The Topics

Which You Have Studied …

Ek larki ki dua kasam se

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,

Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,

Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi,…

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,,

“FARAZ”

Pr us ne

“way Gujra way,”

kah ker apne bhai ko bula lia..;-)…

Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath mein

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.

Mashoor ye shetan hai.

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,

Class me kabi jata nai,

Canteen iski jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,

Naaro me sab se agay hai,

Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,

Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,

Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,

Yeh student ki pehchan hai….

Girls attiude whn boy dnt luk

Girl?s Attiude

whn boy dnt luk @ her

She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia?

&

Whn Boy luk @ Her

She Says: ? Dekh kese Kutto?n ki trha rha hy ;->

Vegetable msg mooli gajar ka

VEGETABLE MSG :

Mooli ,gajar ka noor tujuhe pe barse,

Teri chahat ko aloo tamatar tarse.

Goobi ,bhendi ki tarah tu khilaye.

aur

aur

aur

Kaddu ki barish tuje pe pade

TAP TAP………!!…

A beautiful girl enter the class room

A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..

All Boys Got Crazy For Her..

They All Stand In Her Way,,

But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..

What She Said.. ?

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Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..

Jhaaru lagana hai =P…

Offic wali zyada sweet hoti hai

offic wali….. zyada sweet hoti hai

ghar wali…… bas theek hoti hai

hotel wali …. mast hoti hai

5star wali …. zara mehangi hoti hai

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laiken aik baat hai

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chai akhir chai hoti hai

Larkimein ne socha tum miss kar rahe

Larki:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun.

Larka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?

Larki: Ooh Shit..

Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya.

😛 …

The devils challenged angels to a game

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels..

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! ;->

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy .’->…

I am making a list of

I Am Making A List Of

All Things

That

I Ought To Do Before

I Die . . .

It’s Called My

“0ughttobiograpy”… =P =D

Musm hai mstn dil diwna aise

M?us?m hai M?st?n?

DIL hai

Diw?na

Aise Me TUM?

Aise Me TUM?

TUM?

TUM?

ha TUM?

TUM?

TUM?

TUM?

TUM..

=LUX= se

do baar Nahana. …

The difference bw friend n best friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain.. =-p…

Boy15 minuts k bad wo train ane

BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he.

kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lfz ada nhi kr skti Jis se muJhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.

GIRL:ye waal clock 30 minuts aage hai….

Girl jab tum ko fone karo shave

GirL:

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy

30 se 40

GirL:

Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:

Nahi Main

“Naeei” hon…

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi,

in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi

jb rahai mili to ek boli

aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai na

Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap

Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa,

ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr gaya hai?

Doctor ne jawab diya…

Mard k dil ki dharkan band ho jaye toh wo marr jata hai

Aurat ki zubaan band ho jaye toh wo zinda nahi hoti…

Shagird ka shikwa yun fail jo

“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”

Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey

Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey

Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir

Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey

Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne

Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.

Boy can i take your picture

boy : Can I Take Your Picture?

.

girl : Well Of course, Why Not..!!

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boy Takes A Picture Then

he Says,

‘Thank You Very Much,

I Just Love To Collect The

Images Of Natural Disasters..!!’

News Alert…

Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,

Report k mutabiq jab koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se foran ye alfaz ada hote hain
(MASHALLAH)
(SUBHANALLAH)
Kitni piyari larki hai
jab k koi larki kisi larke ko dekhti hai tu kehti hai

“Kamina jab dekho ghorta rehta hai”

isliye larkon ko ziada naik qarar diya gaya hai

[EXPRESS NEWS]

“her larki per nazar”

A young businesman had just started

A Young Businesman Had Just Started

His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office,

Sitting There, He Saw A Man Cum Into D Ofice.

Wishing To Apear Hot Shot, D Businesman

Pickd Up D Phone & Startd Pretending He Had

A Big Deal Working.

He Threw Huge Figures Around & Made Giant

Commitments. Finally He Hung Up & Askd D Visitor “Can I Help U?”

D Man Said “Yeah, I’ve Come To Activate Ur

Phone Line! =P ;-> …

Saari rat guzar jati hy isi

Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy

Isi Kashmakash Mein

~Faraz~

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K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon

Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon

Si Hy … =P 😉

1 chor chori karne ghr me ghusa

1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa

Malik:Kon Hai Waha?

Ch0r:Miyaaaun!

Malik:Kon Hai?

Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee??

Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi.. ;-> …

Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny

Najomi ny ek admi ka hath dekhny k bad khatar kr gala saf krty howey kha.

maira elaam khata ha k untalees 39 saal ki umer aapka intakal ho jaye ga or 38 saal ki umer apki shadi hogi or aapky soola 16 bachy hon gy.

kaisi bat kr rahy ho admi gusey sy bola 38 Saal ki umer me shadi hogi or 39 saal ki umer me mar jaon ga or bachy 16?

Najomi masomiat sy apki shaadi jis Baywa sy hogi wo 15 bachon ki Maa hogi.

Asi kya cheez he jise hath me

aSi kYa chEeZ He jISe HATH Me LETe HI mOu mE PaNI A jAta He?

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i lIkE THe wAy u thInK

BuT

it’S PicKLE(AchaAR)…

Giggling bites l o v

Giggling Bites

~*~ L O V E ~*~

Makes A BOY

…Forget That

There Are

1,877,922,782 GIRLS

Out There … …

Kya ap shadi krna chate hen

Kya ap Shadi krna chate hen?

Kia kaha?

haan?

Pehle zra isko parh len

1)POLICEMAN:

sub mujhse drte hen or me bv se

2)MOCHI:

me juton ki muramat krta hun or bv meri

3)TEACHER:

me school me musalsal bolta hun or ghr me srf sunta hun

4)AFSAR:

me office me afsar or ghr me adna mulazim

5)JUDGE:

me court me insaf krta hun or ghar me insaf talab krta hun

6)NAZIM:

me ilaqe ki khush hali me masroof rehta hun or ghr me apni bad hali pr rota hun….

Beta papa main ghr chor k ja

Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se zindgi guzarna chahta hun jis me ayaashi ho moj masti ho plz ap mje matt rokna.

Papa: beta kon kmbakht tme rok raha hai main toh khud tmhare sath chal raha hun. :-D…

Buhat jald wo zamana a raha hai

Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai

Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka Safar Kerain Gy,

1 Hr Plane Mae

Aur 2 Hrs Airport

Pohanchny Mae….

Agar apna dimagh test karna ho to

Agar apna DIMAGH test karna ho to COW k saamne jao.

Agar wo duur gai to samajh lena k dimagh meiN GOBAR hai,

agar paas aai to samajh lena

k BHOOSA hai….

Wat is d diff bw poison

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!…

Yeh dekh kar k sub se main

Yeh dekh kar k sub se main karta ho hans k baat

Ek rog umar bar ka laga k chali gayi

Meray bajaye kar k meray bahi se nikah

Mujhe ko woh apna jeht bana kar chali gayi….

Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur

ik morgi ny pak India bader

pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay lgay..fasla yy howa ke jo mulk dosray

mulk ki zyada larkiyu ko kiss kray ga..enda is ka..first pakistani india gye.20,000 rarkiyu ko kiss kya..

india kushi kay aab humari bari..

pakistanichaloo yaar tusi enda rakh looo

from:umer

American oh god give me room full

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms… ;->

Husband to wife aaj tumne

Husband To Wife : Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar jaisa…….!

Wife: Haye RABBA…… : Iss Aadmi ne kia kia chakh rakha hai…… ;->…

Boy to girl let go jungle

Boy To Girl:

Let Go To Jungle…..

Girl: No !!

You Will Do Something

Wrong With Me…..

Boy: By God,

i’ll Not…!!!

Girl: Tay Feer Jaan Da Ki

Faidaa…..!!!!

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kaile

Bacha:

mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q nhi khaya?

Admi:

hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga.

Bacha:

nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha.

Acha dubara mene hahti k samne 12 kaile rakhe to us ne aik b nhi khaya q?

Admi:

saare kaile plastic k honge.

Bacha:

nhi galat. is dafa hathi plastic ka tha…

Mem0n son papa mujhe gari ki chabi

Mem0n son: papa mujhe gari ki chabi de den aaj hamare colege me function hy.

Papa: Tumhari bike ko kia hua?

Son: bike to theek hy lakin agar main 8 lakh ki car me jaon ga to rob pare ga.

Papa: tou bete ye lo 10 rupay aur 48 lakh ki bus me jao or ziyada rob pare ga…;->…

Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS

ne apne 3

Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea

unn k saamne Dariya mein chalang laga di,

1, Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia, Uss ko saas ki trf se CAR mil gy

2nd, day yahi drama hua, 2sre Damad ne bcha lia, Usy M. Cycle inam mila,

3rd day rptd, 3sre damad ne socha mere liea Cycle hi reh gy hy,

kia zarurat hy bchne ki, SAAS doob gai,

Agley din Uss Damad ko

MERCEDEZ

mil gy,

SUSSAR ki taraf se . . . . . . …

A boy wantd 2 know the age

A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.

So he askd

Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?

Girl:4th November

Boy which year

Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR….

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,

Arz kiya hai! . .

Tandur Ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti,

Aur jis nmbr se bar bar mis cal aye, wo kbhi bachi nhi hoti!…

Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha

Bichar k phir milenge yakin kitna tha, Tha to ek khuwab haseen kitna tha, Mere zawal se pehle wo mujh ko chor gya, Kamina to tha hi zaleel kitna tha;)…

Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b

jaun to

ay dost’

Mere marne ka Gum

na krna,

Aansu be na bahana,

Mera Janaza b na

uthaana

Balke

Tum b Seedha

upar he aa jana,

shugal laawan gay

ral ky 🙂

I love My friends .

Maa beta america se mery liye jawan

Maa.

beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna.

Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana.

Jub beta america se wapas aya to dekha ghar mn 1 khubsurat girl ghoom ri h.

beta.tum kon ho?

mn teri maa hon.

Beta.abba kahan hn.

Maa.unho ne 2 khaliye thy wo jhooly Mn so rhy hn….

Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE…

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem*

Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?

Help Desk:- Dear Kid:- Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That if a Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password.

……

Kid:- Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me …

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,

ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,

main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

Is tarah na karo log kiya

Is tarah na karo

Log kiya kahengay…

Akhir izzat bhi koi cheez hai..

Zara soch lo..

Bas bohot hogaya

Ab mera kehna manlo..

Aur…

"NAAK SAAF KARLO"…

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill is 1 yr old

By return mail the lawyer had his bill back w/a note tht read:Happy Birthday!

Jaan e jigar jann tamana

Jaan e jigar

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Jann e tamana

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Araz ki hai.

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Jaan-e-jigar

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Jaan e tmana

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Bahar nikal teriya tanga bhana;-)

Jab himesh reshmya mar gaya to

Jab Himesh Reshmya mar gaya to , Bhagwan ne us se poocha tum ne zindagi mai kya kiya ? Himesh bola : Ishq kiya kiya ishq kiya kiya ishq kiya kiya re main ne. Bhagwan ne kaha ishq kyun kiya ? Himesh bola : Tanha jiya na jaye tanha jiya na jaye. Bhagwan ne kaha main tumhe nahi chhoronga. Himesh bola : Ya ali madad ali ya ali. Phir Himesh wahan se bhaga. Bhagwan ne kaha : Jhalak dikhla ja jhalak dikhla ja ek bar aaja aaja aaja aaja….

1 din farista janwaron ko unki zat

1 din 1 farista janwaron ko unki zat bata raha tha

Sher-jutt

Cheeta-rajput

Hathi-butt

Zebra-malik

Khota-arain

khota replied: o pai main khota hi theek aaan….

Kamla dhola ajeeb thi giaya hai

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya Hai

Wat Vi Dil Dey Qareeb Thi Giaya Hai

Pata Nahi Mekoon ?M? Nai karinda

KHALOOS Muk Giaya Hai ?a ?hoda Ghareeb Thi Giaya Hy

Dctorap pagl q hwe pagl m ne1bewa

Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe?

Pagl: m ne1Bewa

se shadi ki us ki

jwan beti se mre

Bap ne shadi ki,

Wo mri Ma bn gai,

Un k ghr Beti hui

to wo mri Behn hui

q k m us k Bap ka

Beta tha or wo

mri Nwasi b hui

q k m us ki Nani

ka Shohr tha,

is trah mra Beta

apni Dadi ka Bhai

bn gya or m apne

Bete ka Bhanja

or wo…

Dctor:Bs kro

wrna m pagl ho

jaon ga…!…

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna

mai latren may betha ho poti k lie �FARAZ�

bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

Terrifying english by a pt teacher

Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))

1. There is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. You go & under stand the tree.

5. I’ll give clap on your face.

6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

7. Why Haircut not cut

8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P…

Shan stopd a girl and askd with

Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA?!

Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:?YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA??

Love is iodex hr kisam k dard

Love is IODEX

hr kisam k dard

Dour kary’

LOVE is SUPEREME

… ‘yehi to hai wo apna pan’

LOVE is HABIB COOKING OIL

‘Q K ye dil ka mamla hai’

Love is GOLD LEAF

‘sehat k liye muzzir hai’

Love is SUFI BANASPATI

‘jo naam hai aitemaad ka’

Lekin asal may

Love is DISPRIN

‘Bachoon ki pohanch se door rakhaen’ :-).