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Gttub aur ablt pehle shajarkari ka

*>TUB AUR AB<* Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI Pehle student ILAM hasil karte thy ab VIDEO FILM Pehle leadr kehta tha

Agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui

Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt . . Khud Ba Khud Kash

If people say ur crazy be patientif

If people say ur crazy be patient…if they say u r mad,Relax,,,,,if people say U r CUTE, Thappat maaro Saalon ko, jhoot boltay hain,hahaha

Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha! Teacher: O I C… Student: Allah di qasam O

Side effect of studying 2 much

Side effect of Studying 2 much: A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

Light the fags with heat of heartmy

Light The Fags With The Heat Of The heart,My Bosom Is On Fire! Zyada Mat Socho Ye.. "Beedi Jalayi Le Jigar Se Piya"ka English

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat bata raha tha Sher:jutt Rajput:Cheeta Butt:Arayin Malik:Zebra Khota:Arayin Khota replied O PA JI ma KHOTA hi theak

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha…. kyunke sham k sath deepak ki girl freind b thi…. …

Saas beti aaj se tumhara

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur Apne Sasur Ko Abbu kahogi… …Shaam Mein Us Ka

Histry of pakorey ek baloach besan ki

Histry of Pakorey Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha.. Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The

Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh lon, Wo nai

New age ashiq yeh ishq nai

NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k gHaR kA gAtE hAi bAnD,dEwAaR sE hAi kUoD k

Pata hai hum chloromint kyun khate hai

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki., 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat Or Munch 50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai …

Old ppl used to annoy me at

Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying: "U r next!". They stopped saying this wen i started

Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se

Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleeveless to kabhi backless or koi larka ghoor k dekhe to ‘oh

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha. Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi cigrt nhi piya, sharab nhi

Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat slow hai. guess kaise kyunke usay HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI….

Select one type of mango a

Select One tYpe Of Mango A) Langra Aam B) Chonsa Aam C) Dusehri Aam D) Chota Aam E)Kachay Aam F)Pakay Aam Select Kr K

Wife kaash aap sms hotay to main

Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti HUSBAND Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main

Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay

memon nay ghar construct karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay main likh dia “same as above” …

Doctor woh memon mareez ab kis baat

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat

Hight of hasrut written at the back

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi” …

Arz kiya hai humse chahta hai

Arz Kiya Hai: HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, . . . . .

Girl what youll do if i die

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A

Pe peep pequotpeep peep peep pepeep pepeep

Pe-peep Pe"peep Pe-peep Peep peep Pe’peep Pe,peep Ghng ghngg P-peep Pe’peep Pe"peep Pe’peep SAMNE SAY HATJA SMS AA RAHA HEY AAP KOo?o. ;->…

Quotmedical shairiquot wen u breath respire

"Medical Shairi" Wen u breath, u respire. . . Wah! Wah! . . Wen u breath, u respire. Wah! Wah! Wen u dont breath.

Chori yun ana jana chor do

Chori Chori Yun Ana Jana Chor Do, Chupke Chupke Nazarain Milana Chor Do, Kisi Din Bohut Pitto Gay Subse… Tum Masjidon Se Jootay Churana

Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki

Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar sms kar saky 20 ghanty lagatar call kary, is

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho

Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam se Aap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi

Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack

ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN K SaAthI Ne pOcha”KYA BaAt hAi?” aj YE ItnA

Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi

‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta, . . . . . . ‘Martay’ Hain To Duniya ‘BIRYANI’ khane ajati hai…..

A guy in aeroplane stood up suddnly

A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted, ?HijAcK? All passngrs got scared n raised hands ! 4rm other end of plane,a guy

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Teacher apko shahrukh khan ki movie rab

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? Student : Ummeed Mat Haro Shadi K Bhad B Ladki

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,, “FARAZ” Pr us ne “way Gujra way,” kah ker apne bhai ko bula

60 people of the whole world r

60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why? Ans: Bcoz as u know that "jine lahore nai waikia o jamia hi

Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam

Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir band rahain gay. . . . . . .

1 bohat moti aurat cycle pe sawar

1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K “Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar”

Door se dekha to orange thapas ja

Door se dekha to Orange tha Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha Cheel k dekha to b Orange tha Kha k dekha to

Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-] …

Please spread it into your friendz community

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old Boy Need .. . . . . . .

Quotsajjad aliquot presents quotchal

"SAJJAD ALI" Presents! . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. .. . . .. . ..

The 1st advice of father to his

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving Lisence Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son, If U’re Going To

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo baharein

Fizayen kehti hain Pyar karo Baharein kehti hain Aankhein char karo Magar ghar wale kehte hain: Abhi Umar kam hai Beta . . Pehle

2 engineering ka students raat ko study

2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA. 1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA? DOSRAY NE 1 PATHAR UTHA KR SAMNA WALA GHAR PA

Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force “F” by kicking a cow and 4 dat it

Dear friends instead 0f tagging

Dear Friends , “Instead 0f Tagging Me In Ugly Pictures 0n Facebook, I Wish You Could Just Say “I Hate You” Straight To My

Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti: Veeru darr mat maine chaddi pehni hi nahi…..

People say advantage of telling truth

People Say Advantage Of Telling TRUTH Is That You Don’t Have To …Remember What You Said …. !!! . . . But Lets Just

A couple had three sons named rehmat e

A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi &amp; mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son was born they decided to name him BAS KAR-E-

La ka duka taka saka h0h0h0h0h0h0

La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kaisa Laga Song Mera? Nahi Sumjh Aya? Kamino! Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To

Teacher 2 aisi cheezo k naam

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao, jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte. Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!…

Aaao toh phir aaao mujhse khelo

Aaao toh phir Aaao…….. mujhse khelo……. Aapne paise barbad kare toh dekhi…… Tumhe aaisa DOST kha milega…… jo paise karacha karenga……AUR "ullu kahenga"………

Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun? …

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA. WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SEETI BAJANE LAGE RAKH KE

Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,, pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? …

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Observation old age is when you

Observation: Old Age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons.. Rather than romantic ones… ;->…

Hamare dil ne jab chaha tab aap

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the hamare Dil ne jab chaha tb tab Aap jaage the Q k wo hum

Some say the glass is half empty

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say ?are you gonna drink that?? …

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha1 kamzor

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha.1 kamzor sa admi sab se peche langrata hua bhag raha tha k achank us ki raftar tez hogae

Cid sher arz hai shaam ka suraj

C.I.D sher arz hai.. shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai wah wah.. Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai.. Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0

Suna hai shahid afridi has no girlfriend

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend Why?? Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai.. Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk

Kya aankhein hain aapki kya baatein aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai… maano…"Shhhsss…KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai….;)…

An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

A poem by evry girl husbnd

A poem by evry girl Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka wo lite ho Body jiski tight ho Jb saas

Angrez zamano ki kahania once there

Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . . He goes slowly to his home. . . .

U know students ki kab eid

U Know Students Ki Kab EID Hoti Hai Jab teachers chutti karty hain…

Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apne 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea unn k saamne Dariya mein chalang laga di, 1, Damaad ne uss ko bacha

Height of kush fehmi a man

Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before…!! 😀 …

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne tkr mari 0r drwaza durr

What is the similarity b3tw33n jodha akbar

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne? . . . . . . . . . . . . dOnO Achchee

apni wife se!!!

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami

Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami hy, National Namak Estamal kr Bachy tujh me Iodine

Student yaar dhokha ho gaya

Student : “Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya” Dost:”Kya Hua?” Student: “Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!…

T h e s u n

T h e S u n l i g h t O f L O V E W i l l K i l

ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya

Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta….jis tarha T.V main toote rabta …

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k dil mein mere hai DARD-e-DISCO

Admidhobi se tum itne buray kapday dhotay

.ADMI(DHOBI SE): TUM ITNE BURAY KAPDAY DHOTAY HO. 1 KAPDAY KO PHAAD KAR 2 KR LATAY HO! DHOBI: JANAB MERI SHARAFAT BHI TO DEKHYE.

Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi

If some1 asks me wat is humanity

If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me, Put my arms around u, and

Marez doctor se me 1 month se

Marez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua. Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se

Profesor wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder

Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u? Student: Same here sir! ;-)…

Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom

Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Mujhay nahi maloom tha k aik

Boy purpose a girl i love u

Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u girl: bhai urdu wich bolo, main unparh hon boy: kuch

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 Aur Utna Balance Mere Num Pe snd kry, ma

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe

“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy.. 1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

What is the diffrence bw 1 call

What is the diffrence b/w 1. Call Girl 2. Girlfriend 3. Wife (Answers) 1. Prepaid 2. Postpaid 3. Free & Unlimited….

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

Rona tay onna di aadat see

Rona tay onna di aadat see , asi aiweain dil noo laa bethay.., O nack poonjh k chalay gaye , asi nawan Rumaal ganwa

Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…

Mom always said money doesnt grow

Mom Always Said: ‘ Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees…’ Kid: Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument

Lo garz kia hai main aik bus

Lo GArz kia hai Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Wah Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Mera