A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary

One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt

At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?

He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date

Wife Looked At Him & Shouted

Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . . …

Ek cheenti hoti hai uske paas 3

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..

aamir khan..

shah rukh khan..

salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..

to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam???.;->

Faraz apni girl friend se tum

Faraz, Apni Girl Friend Se..

.

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

.

wah wah

.

Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

.

.

Wo Muskurayi,

Or Boli

‘AMEEN’

‘AMEEN’

‘AMEEN’.

Faraz Funny SMS – Raton Ko Jaga

Suna Hay WO Raton ko Jaga Krta Hay Faraz

.

Osay kehna Subha Kaam Pay Tera Baap jayega

Faraz Funny SMS – Lahor Lahor Hay

Main Nay Osay Sara Din Karachi ghumaya faraz

.

Shaam ko Zaalim Kehnay Lagi รขโ‚ฌยฆ Lahor Lahor Hay

Dedicated to all ack enchers

Dedicated To All ?ack ?enchers ๐Ÿ™‚

THE TALE OF A BACK BENCHER

No, Matter What The Teacher Asks

I’m Always At My Θwn Tasks

?itting Θn My Last ?ench I Always ?leep

?ut When The ?xams ?ome I Always Weep

The Teacher Has ?ome And He Has Gone

?itting Θn My Last ?ench I Always Ψawn

On My Last ?ench ?ome The ?weetest Dreams

?ut They Always ?nd When The Teacher ?creams

Looking At All This I ?ometimes Try To Dream

That Θne Day I’ll Also ?it At The Front And ?ecome The ?ation’s ?ream

Even Then I Will Love This ?orrowful Trench

?ecause I’m Writing This Poem Θn The ?ame Last ?ench.”

Hai Na Marey kahani..

Reality of our country most of

Reality Of

OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class

passed students get

…technical seats;

Some become Doctors

& some become

Engineers.

The 2nd class passed

students pass MBA &

become Administrator

& control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed

students enter in to

Politics & become

Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

“UNDERWORLD”

&

Control all the Above =P =D …