Funny SMS Collection

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"

Hum to gold leaf men tambako check

Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ.. unhon ny abba ko keh dia “Tumhar beta charsi hy…”…

Two snake sitin in the jungle

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle, Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake Suddenly Male Snake Turned & Started Singing Zehar Hai K

Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi

sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain abhi ishq ke imtihaan aur bhi hain ik tumhe jalati nahin mere dil ko tumharay siwa larkian

Girl do you smoke cigarettes guy

Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?…

2 men jumping from a terrace 1st

2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness Record Holder. . . 2nd Man: This Is My

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5

Teacheranday ka faida btaostudentsir buht faidy hain

Teacher:Anday Ka Faida Btao?Student:Sir Buht Faidy Hain! Agr yE Imtahan Main Mil Jaiy To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi. …

1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl

1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl huin aur dukandar sy pocha”ye sona ki angothi kitna ki ha?” shopkepr”dus hazar rupe ki” khatoon ne

Ek professor sahib or unki bv chhat

Ek pRofesSor Sahib Or UnkI B.v Chhat Per BethAy huAy thAy- Ek dUm zOr ka tOfaAN Aaya Or MakaAN Ki Chhat Ko Ura K

Amp she said quotyou are crazyquot

& She Said "You Are Crazy" & He Said "Only For You"…

One day l went 2 zoo so

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .<) "v" Mouse (@v@) ( "=" ) Owl o(o

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

Urdu ki pehli book1947 alifanar bybakry

urdu ki pehli book?1947 Alif?An?ar by?.Bakry py?.Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . urdu ki 1st book 2008.

Yunhi mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye faraz…….. Najanay kon hamary shampoo main VEET cream daal gaya. . . . …

A sardar has twins he became worid

a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend &quot;in main se 1 to mera hai doosra kis ka hai&quot;?…

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki

dedicated its better to bunk

~*~ Dedicated ~*~ Its Better To Bunk A Class Than …To Miss A Party With Friends .. Because Today When I Look Back EQUATIONS

Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . .

Arz kiya hai samunder main water mein

Arz kiya hai.. Samunder main Water Water mein Fish.. Wah wah Samunder main Water Water main Fish Aap ko SALAAM aur aapki GirlFriend ko

Teachr tumhari writing din ba din kharab

Teachr : tumhari writing din-ba-din kharab hoti ja rahi hai Student : sir is lye kyun k mere papa ki wish hai k main

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also

Height of being hygienic an computer

Height Of Being Hygienic: An Computer Student Washing His Hands With Dettol After Removing A Virus From His System. …

Q what is the difference between watch

Q: What is the difference between watch & women? A: Aik kharaab hoti hai tao band ho jati hai aur doosri kharaab hoti hai

Hight of hasrut written at the back

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi” …

Science teacheragar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science Teacher:Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. STudenT:par sir use

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT ur mind DOWNLD deir prblms Delete ur smile n

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mujhko teri her ada ati he, Send kr dy tu apna sara balance mujh

Garnal major ne aik roz mulazim ko

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor

If dentists started 2make films d names

If Dentists started 2make films, d names wud be- Daant ho na ho* Janum brush karo* Aa ab brush karein* Kabi teeth kabi gum*

Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme? StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh” Teacher: y 2 Strange? Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

Tushaar kapoor ki films k thay hum

Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har Gali Me Hr Larki K Peechay Bhatkay, Police Sy

Sardar goes 2 hotel amp orders chicken

Sardar goes 2 hotel & orders chicken Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish Sardar: Jehra marzi le aa yaar, main kehrian gallan karniyan ne.

Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant

Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot kar rota hai…kya yaar tumse… brush bhi thik se

Boy yaar larki ko i love u

boy: yaar larki ko I LOVE U kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon si hai? DOST: Abdullah-shah-ghazi boy: q? dost: q-k wahan larkiyon

Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile

Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile! To use Na kholen! Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai Or apki zara si laparwahi Apko mera DIWANA

A urdu teacher once said in her

A Urdu Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And Let The Atmosphere Come In"…

A girl speaks to boy girl

A Girl Speaks To A Boy GIRL : O BHAIJAAN Please?.. BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai.. Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN

Ek sha er ne kisi magzine me apni

Ek Sha-Er Ne KiSi mAgzINE Me Apni Nazam PubLish kRwAi, Jis Ki hEading Thi “Main zIndA Kyun Ho

Doctor ne marez se kahalgta ha mare

Doctor ne marez se kaha,lgta ha mare ilaj se ab ap ki yad dashat thek ho rahe ha. Marez ne kaha, wo to thek

Post office mei 1 achi job hai

Post office mei 1 achi job hai. Rs 25,000 pay milegi. Kaam sirf ye he k sara din zuban bahar nikal kar bethna hoga.

Doctor nurse se wo kanjos marez

DoCtOr : NuRsE Se Wo KaNjOs MaReZ Ab KiS BaT PaR NaRaZ Ho RaHa HaI ? NuRsE : Wo KeH RaHa HaI K DuViEn

Laila ne majnu ko aik darkhat k

Laila ne Majnu ko aik darkhat k peechy dekha aur boli tum majnu ho na? Majnu bola haan phir kuch dair baad jharion k

Advices for student 1kabhi top na karo

Advices for student 1.kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagen ge 2. hamesha late clas me jao is tarha hr teachr

Meri subah ko nikhar do shaam

Meri subah ko nikhar do Meri shaam ko sanwar do Meri raat ko qarar do Ye na ho sakay to yun karo . .

If u knock at de door of

If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed or nt. But if u knock at ur frend,he’ll

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION keh ker

1 aurat ne ishara krke taiz a

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka. Driver: Kaha jana hai? Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai. Zara

Fimtfitmufyfitafitay muhogai tsalli bara shoq ay sms

FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tsalli ??Bara Shoq ay SMS prhn da…

Night was dark moon high boy stopd

Night was dark, Moon was high. Boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y? He came close 2her, she felt shy. He went near

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote > > hai, > > > > > Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein > >

What did the male dog say 2

What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . Socho ? . BOW BOW!

1 ghar se chuntiyoants ki kataar darwazay

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi. GHAR k malik ne pucha,”tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho.” CHUNTIYA

Why do students sleep for long hours

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..?? Fantastic Answer Said By Students.. . . . . . ‘Our Dreams R Always BIG’! …

Quotsheikhquot means s sincere h hard

"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind H: Honest PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO

Larka hum 25 behan bhai hen

Larka: hum 25 behan bhai hen. Larki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi aate ? Larka: aaye the school samajh k wapas

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to

Good night koi ghalti ya baat

“Good Night” Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. ๐Ÿ˜€ …

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi

Teacher ladki aur ladke me kya farak

Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai.? Chintu- Ladki 1saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki Maa Ban Sakti Hey. But Ladka 1saal Me

Maths and women are the two most

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Baap sharab cigarette larkian yeh sab tumhari

Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta. Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady….

Teacher tum bare ho kar kya karoge

Teacher: Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge? Student: Dulha… Teacher: Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar

Tum meray liye aik mobile ki tarah

tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh, Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@ STUDENT: ap ney

A master humourist is one who makes

A Master Humourist Is One Who Makes People Laugh At His Own Expences . . . Try To Become Humourist Of Your Surrounder. .

Diff bw mirror n frend a in

Diff. B/w mirror n frend? A-In mirror, the REFLECTION may differ 4m INNER NATURE But in frend BOTH r same coz HE is a

They say its crazy but n0t

They sAy It’s crAzY bUt It’s n0t I wAnt y0u to kNow I’ ll bE sImpLe Yet trUe Hey , gIrL, I g0t a

1 bacha ghr se mar kha k

1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k gUSy ma school ja rha tha raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho? Lrka:Nhi

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. tab….. tab….. tab……… KUTTA mar jata

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat slow hai. guess kaise kyunke usay HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI….

A small kid wrote 2 santa clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send me ur mother.?…

Sir studnt sebtao k apple a se

Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se? Studnt:sir apple na A se aata hy na B se balke ya

Dor gaaon jab bacha rota hai to

Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha Rota Hai To Maa Kehti Hai Beta So Jaa … . . . . . . . . . Verna

Main jis ki khatir muhabbaton har ek

Main Jis ki khatir muhabbaton ki har ek had say guzar gaya hun Wo ab bhi mujh say ye puchti hai k such batao

Boys use the word friendship to start

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love But Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!! …

Kuch bandar jangal se bhag gay phr

kuch bandar jangal se Bhag gay phr wo Hotel mein phuchen un me se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha

Home faraz funny sms shayari

Home ร‚ยป Faraz funny sms shayari Faraz funny sms shayari Hum Apni Rooh tera jism mai hi chor Hum Apni Rooh tera jism mai

Adat or ada me farq road

ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To ADA. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le

1 sehra se admi guzra tou aus

1 Sehra Se 1 Admi Guzra Tou Aus Ne 1 Shaks ko Rait Mai Daba Howa Dekha Is ka Chera Rait Se Bhair Tha

Todays factguinness book of records holds the

Todays FACT Guinness Book Of Records Holds The Record For Being The Book Most Stolen From Public Libraries……

An old man said 2 hs sonbetameri

An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti ja Rahi Hai,Khansta hoON To vibrate krta hoON,outg?ing bhi

Tum bhi kr k dekh lo mohabbat

Tum Bhi Kr K Dekh Lo MOHABBAT Kisi Se., Aye D0st .. Sabzi k Paise Easyload Main na lage to Mera Nam Badal Dena..

Two cows were in a field enjoying

two cows were in a field enjoying the sun and eating some grass. one cow said.. GaaaaNNNN…. The other cow said…. bari gal kiti

Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . . . . . . . . . . .

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi

Qissy meri wehshat k jo marqoom hain

Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para

55 jiski height ho jeans tight

5.5 jiski height ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho weight mein thori light ho agr a c teri wife ho to

Qaid e azam ke14 point men se koi 3

QAID-E-AZAM Ke14 POINT men se koi 3 apne ALFAZ men bayan kre? (1)Ainda aain wafaqi larkiyo ka hoga jis men larkon ka larkion ki

End of luv by an sms pyaray

End of Luv by an SMS: Pyaray Bashiray! Tera msg milaya, parh k boht dukh hoya. Meri tarha to b mujhy pul ja bashiray,

Rulana har kisi ko aata hai

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Dost Hai Or Jo Rula

Girls stupidity they wont even give

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Kab toot jaye mobile he to hai

Kab “TOOT” jaye, “MOBILE” he to hai! Kab “BADAL”jaye, “SIM” he to hai! Ap mairay ” sMs” ki Aadat mat Dalna. Kab “KHATAM” ho

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga angreji sharab

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!…

Funny truthattitude of girlz when a boy

Funny Truth!Attitude of Girlz when a boy sends a naughty funny SMS:She laughs for 10 mins,reads it 20 times,… …&forwards to all her Female

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try