Funny SMS Collection

Uf dabao na zara zoor se

Uf, Dabao na zara zoor se, Aisa karo apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do, Meri kurti bhi, Ab zoor se…. Tight hai…. Aur

Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati

Adat or ada me farq road

ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To ADA. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le

If i was an artist you

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an

1st frndyar wo najoomi to bra pohncha

1st Frnd:yar wo najoomi to bra pohncha hoa nikla us ne asad se kaha tha k us ki zindagi mein bray utaar cherhao ayein

Aik aurat dosri aurat se toba

Aik AUrat DOSri AuraT se: toba toba ye ZONG walOn ko kiya ho gaya hai. BArey Se posTEr pe LARki Ki photo hai .

Us ne kaha see you next time

Us Ne Kaha See You Next Time Aur Chali Gayi Pappu . . . . . . . . . Koi Ab Ye Bataye

Agar pagal khaney k sey jhaghrada kar

Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka Doctor Pagal Ho Jaye To News Mein Khabr Kaisay Aaye Ghee? Ghar

dekhte kya ho macchar hai

* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do Aur So Jao….

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam

Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati… …

Height of bad luck a vegetarian

Height of bad luck- A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n dies because of BIRD FLU …

An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty.. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.. AGR ?cornetto?k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua.. 5 rupay wali ?QULFI? hi

Simplest truth one who sends

Simplest Truth ! One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . . . . . Is The One Who Does Not

Boy yaar larki ko i love u

boy: yaar larki ko I LOVE U kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon si hai? DOST: Abdullah-shah-ghazi boy: q? dost: q-k wahan larkiyon

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION keh ker

Aapke aankh ande jaise kamar like coriander

Aapke aankh ande jaise, Aapke kamar like coriander jaise, Aapka stomach drumb jaisa, wah wah wah!!!! kya nose hai tamatar ki tarah, kyun choowk

Some lazy rules we have adapted

Some LAZY RULES We Have Adapted In 0ur Lives … 1. The Farther Away The Remote Is, The More You Like What’s Already On

First nite sight i saw knew

FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys….

Shadi karne k baad aur mobile

Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mobile Lene K Baad Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai? ? ? ? ? ? Thori Dairr Or

Tu kutta phir kehta hoon ek

Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Phir Kehta Hoon Tu Kutta Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon Tu Kutta Rakh Le Kion K Aaj Kal

Evolution of man shadi se pehlay

EvolUtiOn oF MaN.. Shadi sE PehLay! Hero# 1 Shadi k baAD. KulLi#1. PehlAy.. Mainay pYaR Kia! bAAD! Yeh mAinAY Kya Kia? PehLay.!! Jan mAT

You never know what have until

You Never Know What You Have Until It’s Gone. . . That’s Wrong. Actually You Never Know What You Have Until. . . You

Mje apna bnalo plz mje srf

Mje apna bnalo plz plz plz mje apna bnalo srf aik bar plz srf aik bar plzplz mje apna bna lo zarur dykho humtv

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua tha k: Hadiyan plate mein dalen kisi shaks ne table ka laam mita diya. Ab yun parha

When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close

Director to heroin tmhain 4 ghunday pakrain

DiReCtOr To HeRoIn: TmHaIn 4 GhUnDaY PaKrAiN Gy PhIr HeRo BaChAnY AyE Ga. HeRoIn: HeRo KoN? DiReCtOr: ImRaN HaShMi HeRoIn: PhIr MuJhE Us Sy

Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar

Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar ana Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza khat khatana Kabhi pyar se bolna kabhi ghose se chelaana k

Doctor says to pathan appka aur aapki

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan q izhar nhi krti English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU

Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main

Bacha apni dadi se aap ne kon

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai, Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya? Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun

memon SMS# 10

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o garib makhlooq k

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhlooq k bare me parhenge.. Is jandar ka nam hai GIRLFRIEND Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar boyfrnd k saath

Defination of girl the most efficient

Defination of Girl: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!…

Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo kese Shagird: Janab, . . . . Kitaben kholte

James bond once met a dog in

James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: ?i am Bond, JAMES BOND? Dog bites him and said: ?i am Kutta,

Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . .

Pati office jaa raha tha patni

Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha.. Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’ Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai, Main Bhi

Piaas lage to pani mat peena

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena ” pApPu” . . . Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . .

Frnd buhat arsay baad ek dosray se

Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay, 1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi TumhAri =/ShrAb, =/Cigerete, =/Juwa, =/Larkiaan Cherna, =/NiswaAr, =/TambaKo, =/PaAN, =/Charas, sAb

1 chor k bachay ne fridge se

1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra, Cake cHori kRnAy pEr

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya uska

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola: Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

samaj nahi ayega

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko

Son mom mubarik homeri 7 janmo k

SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi MOM: Acha Beta Wo kOn c? SoN: Mujhay Star Plus kI SeriAL

America ke nai nasal ka ellaan

|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan| ?Na toh hum khud Shadi karay gy or na he apni naSal ko karnay day gay?:-@ …

Chaae chahiye kon si faraz lipton

Chaae Chahiye, Kon Si FARAZ.. Lipton He To Hai, Huunmm Lajawab…! Go0d M0rning FARAzzzzzz. :->…

Filmstar meera ne geo k interview me

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k ‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye’ Lahore main us Din 26

A boy disturbs a girl at

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop Girl: Don’t you’ve mother n sister at …home ? Boy: No Girl: Tou ghar le chal

misscal ki zabardast kamyabi ke baad

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MISSCAL KI ZABARDAST KAMYABI KE BAAD PEHLI

girls have an unfair advantage over

” GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN … If ThEy CaN’t GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt By BeInG sMaRt, ThEy CaN gEt It By

Saas khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di

saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti , bahu: khuda ne tmhe 32 dant diye hai 2_4

A question asked in talent test

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The

Tum bi jawan mai jawan tumhara bhi

Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara bhi garam khoon aur hamara bhi garam khoon. Agar tum agree ho to MIL kar isay thanda

Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Santa roj apni kichen me jatasugar box

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki

Flowers die stories end songs fade

Flowers Die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories R 4goten, All Things Come To End, But Ye Kanwara Pan Toh . . . . .

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….

Teacher itifak ka jumla banao student quotjis

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student: "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se usi din meri mama ki $hadi thi..!"…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye.. Papers ho par result na aye.. Class ho par teacher na aye.. Bus mein baithe

Girls attiude whn boy dnt luk

Girl?s Attiude whn boy dnt luk @ her She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia? & Whn Boy luk @ Her She

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he. Q k 100 me se 10 larkia naturaly khubsurat hoti hen baqi apni

Shiekh ki martay waqt dua kafan

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua: Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe, Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki, Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro, Kal

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. Doctor:300 Rs. Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb. Ghar Puhanchay

Porpose karne ka naya style chand ko

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor

Rulana har kisi ko aata hai

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Dost Hai Or Jo Rula

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne

Mallika sherawat is gonna work with amitabh

Mallika Sherawat is Gonna work with AMITABH & ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Guess the name of the MOVIE ? A: "CHOOM BARABAR CHOOM" !!!…

Revenge 1foji ki fiance ny usy

Revenge: 1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh: ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis

Journalist aap ki activities kya hain

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid

Pehla dost tum ne garmion ki chuttian

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen? Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…* …

Dabang remix goli se darr

dabang remix . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . goli se darr nahi lagta sahb bori

Dis is a true lov story

?Dis is a true lov story.? A girl sumera was madly in lov wid ali. she was always on mobile talkng 2him. she also

If a boy givs luv letter 2

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him ?Lofer? But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere

Teacher delhi may kutubminaar hai a

Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai.. a student was sleeping.. Teacher wakes him up & asks: "wht did i say"? Student: "DELHi mey KUtta bimaR

10 things i like abt u 1

10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful HEART. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

Ram what is the cost of hair

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut? Barber: Rs 20 Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Rampa: Oh!

Q do u know insan k under

Q: Do u know insan k under k janwar ka kia nam hy? A: NAAK KA CHUHA :-D…

Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to.. Write ur ful namNUr lover nam N send it to UrFather”s no.He wil tel uUr future…LolzZz…….

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

Ek tum ho jo itney acchey ho

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, ek tum ho

Ur style is like u fone quottum he

ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to

Once a guy who recently had a

oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gham ke sahare ji lenge,kya hua jo humari girlfriend nahi,hum aapki girlfriend

Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten

Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey Hiltey Hyn 2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou Nahi Hiltey

Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress Boley

Ladki wale hame aisa ladka chahiyejo kuch

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K

Aj dil boht udas hailgta hai koi

aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas hai,Kion k Ap He Main Kuch KHAAS Hai, Ab

Baap beta se tum kab tak

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI, BeTa: MoSmYaT Se

Teacher homework kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya? Stdnt; Sir,Light Nhi Thi Teachr; To Mom Batti Jala Lete Student; Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi Teachr; Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Bhikari sahab 10 rupe dedo chai

Bhikari: Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hai! Sahab: Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki ati hai? Bhikari: (Sharmate hue) Wo! girlfrnd b sath

Aik car ka accident ho gaya malik

AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa AiK AdMi CaR K MaLiK K PaSs AyA AuR PoChA

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .