Funny SMS Collection

Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam

Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir band rahain gay. . . . . . .

When u take my name slowlyi die

When u take my name slowly,i die in the spot… smaj ie?? nahi ie..! O yaar!jaddon holi jaee laina ain mera naan mai thaan

Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum

Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ……………………………………………………….Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil

Pia air hostess to passenger aap khana

PIA Air Hostess to Passenger: Aap Khana Khayenge? . Passenger: Choices kia kia hein? . . . . . . . . Air Hostess:

Sir studnt sebtao k apple a se

Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se? Studnt:sir apple na A se aata hy na B se balke ya

Co education k side effects boy tum se

Co-education k side effects. Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua, Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua! Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,

Height of laziness student sticking

Height Of Laziness- @ @ @ STUDENT Sticking CHITS To Answer SHEET…..

All good music resembles something good stirs

All good music resembles something. Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the objects and feelings which motivated it.

Winter is going 2 start if u

Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go to hell.. Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy Sardiyan

Wakeel qanoon ki kitab k safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia jae". Judge: "Kitab pesh ki jae. "kitab pesh ki

Ik buzurg sham ko ksi k

ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandan Baba G k pas jama tha. Kisi ny shaan me Gushtakhi kr

There are 3 chambers in my heart

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

Boy nice dress girl thanks earing

Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! …Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother! Boy:- But

Ek boy girl friend se milne aya

Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya. Wo chai bnane chale gye. Gf ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k mera

Thought of the day sceince kehti

*THOUGHT OF THE DAY* Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se germs mar jatay hain. Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki Dead

Maalik makan is room ka kraya 500

MaaLik Makan: Is room ka kraya 500 rupay hai. Kiraye dar:Lekin yaha to har taraf chuay naach rahay hai. Malik Makan: To 500 mai

Shahzada saleem hamari ami aur

Shahzada Saleem : Hamari ami aur abba hazoor hum se itni muhabat karte thy K sari sari rat woh 2no hamen sulane K liye

Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just

Dunya gol hy chuha billi se

Dunya Gol hy? Chuha Billi se darta hy, Bili kutty se darti hy, Kutta Bandy se darta hy, Banda Biwi se darta hy, Biwi

Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta

Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta hy Or waha se wapis ana b boht acha

You are my lantifrand llovely aattractive nnice

you are my ””;LANTI;””Frand L=lovely A=attractive N=nice T=talented I=intelligent so you are my lanti frand

Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti

Aik pinjray me kuch totay 1 toti ko chair rahe thy. Jab ke dosre pinjray me aik Tota Tasbi or doosra Namaz parh raha

Star bn gay ho tum to yar

Star bn gay ho tum to yar Har 5 min baad TV pe aney lage ho, Sb ko hasane lage ho, Shore machane lage

Have you ever wondered that when youre

Have you ever wondered? That when youre driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a

Height of bad luck a vegetarian

Height of bad luck- A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n dies because of BIRD FLU …

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Jo iska matlab samajh

One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached

Aik chunti apne bil se bahr pao

Aik chUnTi apNe bIL sE BahR PAo nIkAL Kr bethI HOi thI,2nD CHUntI Ne vaHa sE GuZrI TO pChA “TM PAO BaHar nIKAL Kr

Assi pagal tuhadday pichaytussi kisi owr de

assi pagal tuhadday pichay,,tussi pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,o pagal kisi owr de pichay,,,,Saaray Pagal aggay pichay,,,…

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi,

Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane

A sleeping li0n is str0nger than barking

A sleeping Li0n is str0nger than A barking D0G, S0 a sleeping Student is better than A Barking p0siti0n h0ldr. *Back Bencher ASS0CIATI0N*…

Ladytmhare khyal me us mard ko kia

Lady:Tmhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahye Jo Ksi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kre Or Phr Mukar Jye? 2:Uski Shadi

If i was an artist you

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an

Son aap ke office se guzar

Son : Aap Ke Office Se Guzar Raha Tha Socha Salam Hi Karta Chalo 😉 Dad : Koi Faida Nahi Betay Abhi Aap Ki

Main to phoolon wali razaaei le kar

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha “PAppu” , , , Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya… …

bechra-dhobi-mara-phir-raha-hai-kyun

Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai BBC news say abhi abhi pata chala hai

Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To

Quotsheikhquot means s sincere h hard

"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind H: Honest PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO

Pyra dost film mein kam karo

PYRA DOST! FILM MEIN KAM KARO GAY? ROLL SIRF ITNA HAI K 1LARKI AP KO 1 BAND GHAR ME LAY JAY GI OR AP

Friend tumko sharam nahi aati tumhara baap

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai. Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati. Tumhara Baap

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho

Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam se Aap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi

1 jahaz ma bohot sary pagal nach

1 Jahaz ma bohot sary Pagal nach rahy thy, En ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha! Dr ny pucha, tum q khamosh bethy ho?

Two friends are talking to each other

Two frIEnDS aRe Talking To Each Other, 1st: Kal Tumhare Pati Pipe Se Apne Flat Mai Ja Rahe The. 2nd:Haan Pairon Mai Plaster K

Class one me 1 new bachi admit

Class one me 1 new bachi admit hui to sb bachon ne usay phophi phophi kehna shru krdia Bachi ne madam ko bula liya

Im not sad for being single rather

I’m not sad for being single rather :-O . . . I’m thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p . . .

Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi

Judge kya tum jail gye ho

Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!…

A man your mother in law fell into my

A Man: ?Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond Which Has Some Crocodiles Into?. The Other Man – ?The Crocodiles Are Yours, So You?ll Have

Im desperately trying to find out those

I’m Desperately Trying To Find Out Those 4 Pple Who R Intrstd In My Life, Whn Mom Keeps Saying.. …”Chaar LOG Dekhenge To Kya

Call the middleman 4 deedrstage actress booking

CAlL The MiddleMAn 4 Deed?r(Stage Actress) BoOKing. .In Code Word…!! > < > < > DEDAar Dy, DeDAar Dy, DeDAar Dy, Ek Jhlak K?

In exam hall boy askd to a

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl: ‘Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta Do Baki Mai Likh Lunga.’ Lrki Ne Dhyan Se

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge nokri

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge, Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge, Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge, Tum chaye banana Hum chaye

2 choohay drakht p bethay the neechay

2 Choohay drakht p bethay the neechay se aik hathi guzra aik chooha hathi p ja gira dosra chooha bola “daba de salay ko

Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti

Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti hai… Faraz . . Jis ki khud matric mein hisaab ki supply thi…!!!…

Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz all hostesses r above 50 …

Welcome wwwlovecom enter password processing

welcome www.love.org enter password:**** processing . . .sorry app ki pyar krne k umar guzar chuki hai plz try for www.namaz.roza.org…

Q apne hi dewano ko pilati ho

Q apne hi DEWANO ko pilati ho Nafrat ka jaam. Q apne hi DEWANO ko pilati ho Nafrat ka jaam O Bhaiya, laga dia

Shah rukh throw his speaking wrist watch

Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch, & sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk k chaL Rai hAi. Watch RepLied: Abay sALay tU

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne laga , akhir m jaynamaz pari th wo bhi utha li is per ghar ka malik bola

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to.. Write ur ful namNUr lover nam N send it to UrFather”s no.He wil tel uUr future…LolzZz…….

Judge chor se tume 4 admiyon ne

Judge: chor se tume 4 admiyon ne chori karte hoe dheka hai phir b tum kyon inkar kr rahe ho. Chor: main aap ko

2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me

2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me bethay thay.in me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas kony

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Sin thita by Cos thita is

Pehlay zmanay me jin hazir hota tha

Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha, ?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa? Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

Ek aadmi university k chokidaar se ye

Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se: Ye University Kaisi hai..? Chokidaar: Zabardast…! Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya Aur Foran Nokri be Mil gayi..! ;->…

Sheikh aur ki bivi ghumte pherte 1

Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ? Bivi

Can u prove 12 no

Can u prove 1=2 ?? No ?? See how i prove let x = y 2x-x = 2y-y 2x-2y = x-y 2(x -y) =

Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm mobiles, Grows wd balance share, Ends wd number buZy.

Book sales mantum har roz kitabien ulat

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho, MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

Those who say knowledge iz power

ThOsE wHo sAy: “KnOWlEdGE iZ pOwEr” ThEy r rItE . . . BcOz KNoWlEdGE iZ tHaT pOwEr wItH wHiCH, STuDeNts cAn sLeEp eAsIlY …=P;->…

Mother to dr meray achay ko urent

Mother to Dr: Meray ?achay ko ?urent Laga Ha plz kuch karain Dr: ?acha Gaya ?har Mai Phaly Aap Dou Nafal Adah karain k

Advice of a dentist treat your

Advice of a DENTIST Treat your Girl Friend like a Tooth Brush, Don?t let anybody else Use it and Change it every 3 months.

Pehlay haat may pukr0per seeda kar0per th00k

PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS SAKTA HAY,0 YAR KITNA MUSHKIL kAAM HAY SUYEE MAY

Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien

jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se ek…….ki kis kis kiss kissa sunau….. bili aur chuhe

Ek ladka ghar der se lauta

Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta. Maa: Kahan The? Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ?Ma Ka Pyar?. Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film

Q college me ladkiyon ke kitne nam

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini

Yiu he g rahe hen tere pyar

Yiu he G rahe hen tere Pyar k Saharay SaMeeR Ghaeeen se Ghubaaray Fay se Fawwaray

Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap

Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay, Akhir KaAR Unho0n Ne Car k Sheeshay pEr Note Likh Dia,

Biscuit walay ka luv letter dear marie

Biscuit walay ka luv letter.. Dear MARIE! 2day is GOODDAY. U hv Krack’jacked my litle heart. Now im in 50-50 position. Plz dont play

Fimtfitmufyfitafitay muhogai tsalli bara shoq ay sms

FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tsalli ??Bara Shoq ay SMS prhn da…

Jabse tumhe jana hai jabse paya hr

Jabse tumhe jana hai, jabse tumhe paya hai, hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya hai, taki puch saku khuda se, e khuda….Ye kaun

Student to maths teacher sir english teacher

STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar EMRAN HASHMI bola, "1kg lipstick 1month mey khaa jati ho? G.F boli jhoot q bolte ho, 970grm

What will a guy sing after he

What Will a Guy Sing After He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ?? . . . . . . .

Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamach

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho

New age ashiq yeh ishq nai

NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k gHaR kA gAtE hAi bAnD,dEwAaR sE hAi kUoD k

A wife treats hubby by taking

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat kar

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"

U r most beautiful grl in dis

U r moST beautiful g?Rl in dis worLD. . . ! I know,tum dil se aisa nahi smjhtay mgr munh sE kah rahay ho.

Dono eyez per cheekz 2 baar

Dono eyez per Dono cheekz per 2 baar lipz per Mmmm aur 1 martaba neck per phir 2 bar neck se zara sa neechey

What is the similarity b3tw33n jodha akbar

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne? . . . . . . . . . . . . dOnO Achchee

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT ur mind DOWNLD deir prblms Delete ur smile n

Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai

Teacher ne kaha defination yad kar

TeAcHeR nE kAhA DeFiNaTiOn yAd kAr. ToUtOr nE kAhA nUmeRiCaL sOlVe kAr, AuR dIl, Dil nE kAhA k bAChI kO yAaD kAr TuSi v

If u help a gal when she

if u help a gal when she is in problem she will always remember u only . . . . . . . .

Boy ye ratein hawaein chandni ghataein nadiya

Boy: Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts Say: Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature