Funny SMS Collection

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….

Teacher itifak ka jumla banao student quotjis

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student: "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se usi din meri mama ki $hadi thi..!"…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye.. Papers ho par result na aye.. Class ho par teacher na aye.. Bus mein baithe

Girls attiude whn boy dnt luk

Girl?s Attiude whn boy dnt luk @ her She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia? & Whn Boy luk @ Her She

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he. Q k 100 me se 10 larkia naturaly khubsurat hoti hen baqi apni

Shiekh ki martay waqt dua kafan

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua: Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe, Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki, Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro, Kal

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. Doctor:300 Rs. Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb. Ghar Puhanchay

Porpose karne ka naya style chand ko

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor

Rulana har kisi ko aata hai

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Dost Hai Or Jo Rula

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne

Mallika sherawat is gonna work with amitabh

Mallika Sherawat is Gonna work with AMITABH & ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Guess the name of the MOVIE ? A: "CHOOM BARABAR CHOOM" !!!…

Revenge 1foji ki fiance ny usy

Revenge: 1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh: ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis

Journalist aap ki activities kya hain

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid

Pehla dost tum ne garmion ki chuttian

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen? Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me…* …

Dabang remix goli se darr

dabang remix . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . goli se darr nahi lagta sahb bori

Dis is a true lov story

?Dis is a true lov story.? A girl sumera was madly in lov wid ali. she was always on mobile talkng 2him. she also

If a boy givs luv letter 2

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him ?Lofer? But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere

Teacher delhi may kutubminaar hai a

Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai.. a student was sleeping.. Teacher wakes him up & asks: "wht did i say"? Student: "DELHi mey KUtta bimaR

10 things i like abt u 1

10 things i LIKE abt u 1. U r the special person with a beautiful HEART. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

Ram what is the cost of hair

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut? Barber: Rs 20 Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Rampa: Oh!

Q do u know insan k under

Q: Do u know insan k under k janwar ka kia nam hy? A: NAAK KA CHUHA :-D…

Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha

Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to.. Write ur ful namNUr lover nam N send it to UrFather”s no.He wil tel uUr future…LolzZz…….

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

Ek tum ho jo itney acchey ho

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, ek tum ho

Ur style is like u fone quottum he

ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to

Once a guy who recently had a

oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gham ke sahare ji lenge,kya hua jo humari girlfriend nahi,hum aapki girlfriend

Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten

Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey Hiltey Hyn 2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou Nahi Hiltey

Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress Boley

Ladki wale hame aisa ladka chahiyejo kuch

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K

Aj dil boht udas hailgta hai koi

aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas hai,Kion k Ap He Main Kuch KHAAS Hai, Ab

Baap beta se tum kab tak

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE? BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI, BeTa: MoSmYaT Se

Teacher homework kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher; Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya? Stdnt; Sir,Light Nhi Thi Teachr; To Mom Batti Jala Lete Student; Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi Teachr; Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Bhikari sahab 10 rupe dedo chai

Bhikari: Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hai! Sahab: Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki ati hai? Bhikari: (Sharmate hue) Wo! girlfrnd b sath

Aik car ka accident ho gaya malik

AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa AiK AdMi CaR K MaLiK K PaSs AyA AuR PoChA

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

I fell 0ff a 50 ft

I Fell 0ff A 50 ft Ladder Last Night . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fortunately I

Kid sir kya bachay kom ka srmya

KID” siR kyA bAchay kOm kA sRmya hAin. SIR”yEs KID” SIR mGr hAkomt Is srMay Mn aZafy sY prAshan kyOn hAi..!!…

Baap ne betay se kaha dekho

Baap ne betay se kaha : ‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’ Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen,

Pagal khanay ka incharge aap theak

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai. Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming

Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya

Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya, wah wah wah bandook chal gai fire ho gaya kuch b bak to kia shayer ho gaya, …

Gud girls r found in every corner

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth.....But Unfortunately earth is Round!! …

7i 7 3 3l 7 3 77 3 l 7l7 3l

7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit& remove all 7 & 3 to understand this sms. Its Especially 4 u. Do try it

Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . .

Faraz apni girl friend se tum

Faraz, Apni Girl Friend Se.. . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN, . wah wah . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

What will himesh say to magnify a

What will Himesh say to magnify a picure..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->…

Golden wordz

“Golden word,z”

Ek dost dusre se yaar wo dekh

Ek dost dusre se: Yaar wo dekh oont k moo se dood nikl raha he 2nd dost: nhi yaar wo toot pest se daant

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

Teacher bachcho practical ka matlab batao

TEACHER: Bachcho! practical ka matlab batao…! STUDENT: jab koi PRA(bhai) tickle(achar) khata hay to osay ‘practickle (practical) ‘kehte hay…;) …

Fathertell me the difrence of fly amp

Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut. Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant …

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. Ullu ko Raat, Dentist ko Daant, Gadhe ko Laat Gharib ko Gaddi Kuttay ko Haddi aur aur Nange

Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao

Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki trh uth jata hon Ghoray ki tara bhag k

Larki musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna

Larki: Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya Larka: Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->…

Nokar mein nokari chor k ja raha

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein. Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k chabihan maz per

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni bewi se jatay he kahon to wo hearan ho

Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe DiL Dekar Dard Lena Koi HAM Se Sikhe HAM To Bas Ek CUP Chai Pi Lete

Nurse investigating a patient with head

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury Nurse: Name? … Patient: Jhonny Nurse: Age? Patient: 39 Nurse: Married Patient: No No , Its A

Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar

Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda, Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda, Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray, Te

Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo

Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay tere dosti ka silha hum is tarah nibhaigay shadi ho tere aur dulhan

Na pooch teri judai k lamhay mene

Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mene kaise bitaye, pani men SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbuly banae ? ? ? ? ?

advice to remember d o

~ Advice To Remember ~ D o n ‘ t L e a v e Y o u r F o o d 0

1 shaks ki murghi beemar hui

1 Shaks Ki Murghi beemar Hui … . …. . . Tou Phir . . . . Tou Us Ne Murghi k Theek Hony

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai, Suraj kehty usme to aag hai, socha tumko Bandar keh doon…. magar us kambakht mein bhi

Galat nazar se dekho gay to her

Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to her Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi, Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay to her Sunder Larki Tumhain TUMHARI "BHABI" NaZaR

Ek faqeer bachi se allah k

Ek faqeer bachi se ALLAH k naam par de beta bachi main beta nahi beti hun faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti bachi

Judge tum ne din dhare chori

JuDgE : TuM Ne DiN DhArE ChOrI KyOn Ki ? ChOr : JaNaB KyOn K RaT Ko MaI ApNe GhAr Ki HeFaZaT KaRtA Ho

Intrnational survey se iss bat ka pata

Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien . . MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA

Dor gaaon jab bacha rota hai to

Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha Rota Hai To Maa Kehti Hai Beta So Jaa … . . . . . . . . . Verna

Dost yar dr ye q pochty hn

Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…? 2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka

Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se

Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se Faraaz,.....................Bazaar se jaa ke main kutta khareed laaya:)…

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz diya kartay hain. Chand sitaron sy ap ka zikar kiya karty hain. Na aao humary khwabon main

Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor

Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee?? Kya hogya hai tumhe? Noker: Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha: Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho Sharabi chillaya: Roko

If u knock at de door of

If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed or nt. But if u knock at ur frend,he’ll

Why does adnan sami sing gila gila

Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila??? think? think? think? bcoz no huggies pampers available in elephent size. . …

One economical thought the best line

One Economical Thought: “The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner With Ur GF: . . . . . .

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi “Ay Allah Main Apne

If u help a gal when she

if u help a gal when she is in problem she will always remember u only . . . . . . . .

Do u know the rules to succeed

Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ?? . . . . . . . . Nahi Pata. . .

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai k chahe us pagal stupid fool bewaquf nalaiq ko ketna b kuch keh lo

When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close

Pathan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota

Pathan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja

Maths and women are the two most

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Hugli dugli bugli agli bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Agli Agli Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! Hans mat , Yeh mantar rang kala karnay ka that jo to nay parh

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila kion?? memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!…

Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr

BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne

Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed

peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta Mannat Manngo ‘JANNAT’na Manngo

Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

The best n amazing part of life

The Best n amazing Part of Life is… When Your parents says…. . . . . . . Parhda tay tu hain nai, Chal

Classic example for students of different

Classic Example For Students Of Different Age Groups: 1st to 3rd Standard: …Hey I studied everything for exam … 4th to 6th std: Hey

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kar kuttay

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kaat kar Kuttay bhi hamray yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamaray ho na sakay per hum Kutton k Sardar