Funny SMS Collection

Memon k ghar se choontiyan ja rahen

Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin… Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ? Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar

Girlfriends are like halwapuri always tasty

Girlfriends’ are like ‘Halwapuri’ Always tasty. ‘Lovers’ are like ‘Pizza’ Hot n spicy. ‘Wifes’ are like ‘Daal Chawal’ No other option but good for

Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se

Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun May hun ? ? Ki gal ay number dekh

Ik charsi buje hoi cigrate pee raha

Ik Charsi buje hoi cigrate pee raha ta ke ik addmi bola ye kese pee rahee hoo is se duhwan nahii nikal raha Cahrsi

Ghareylo tootky agar apko kutta kat

GhArEyLo TooTky AgAr Apko KuttA kAt Ly to Ap usy kAt LeiN HisAb BArAbEr Dudh Phut jA

A true story kisi drakht pe

?’A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

Boy what is ur name

Boy : What Is Ur Name Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New HONDA Car

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya hai, Ab koi akela hans raha ho to kehtay

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o garib makhlooq k

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhlooq k bare me parhenge.. Is jandar ka nam hai GIRLFRIEND Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar boyfrnd k saath

Theif1 let us count d money dat

Theif1: Let Us Count D Money Dat V Have Robbed! Theif2: I Am So Tired. We?ll See It In D Newspaper Tomorow .! …

Said by true lover i dont

Said By True Lover “I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You” Means…. …. . . . . “Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay

Husband and wife were fighting husbandtu sali

husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their san who was nearby politely said aur main sala pupy. hahhaa…

Wifetum muje kitna piyar karte ho husbshahjahan

Wife:Tum muje kitna Piyar karte ho? Husb:Shahjahan jitna Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj mahal banwao ge? Husb:Maine to Plot b le liya hai,Delay to

Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar

Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun kre? Dunia toon kinara ho skda yaraan toon kinara koun kre? Ik din hove taan

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi

Teacher draw a diagram of becteria

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Becteria Pappu: Here It Is Sir Teacher: Where? You Haven’t Drawn Anything Pappu: Sir, Can You See Becteria Without

Baaz log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen. Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy, Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay

Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya

A man knocks da door 10

A Man Knocks @ da Door A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other Man: Beta Papa

Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao

Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki trh uth jata hon Ghoray ki tara bhag k

Professor to student aj pehli bar tm

Professor to student: Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy.. Kia hogya

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . .

Star bn gay ho tum to yar

Star bn gay ho tum to yar Har 5 min baad TV pe aney lage ho, Sb ko hasane lage ho, Shore machane lage

Dil ko sbsy zada dard kb hota

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy? Fail Hony Pr? Nae Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr? Nae Chot Lgny Pr? Nae Dil Ko

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gham ke sahare ji lenge,kya hua jo humari girlfriend nahi,hum aapki girlfriend

A young businesman had just started

A Young Businesman Had Just Started His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office, Sitting There, He Saw A Man Cum Into D Ofice.

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar

Co education k side effects boy tum se

Co-education k side effects. Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua, Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua! Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai BCA:6 mnths MEDICAL:2 mnths MBA:1 month

My parents say i spend to much

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside . . . . …. . . . . Thank

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe

There are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men.. Do u know…? 1-The ASIANS- They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

Uf dabao na zara zoor se

Uf, Dabao na zara zoor se, Aisa karo apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do, Meri kurti bhi, Ab zoor se…. Tight hai…. Aur

Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati

Adat or ada me farq road

ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To ADA. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le

If i was an artist you

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an

1st frndyar wo najoomi to bra pohncha

1st Frnd:yar wo najoomi to bra pohncha hoa nikla us ne asad se kaha tha k us ki zindagi mein bray utaar cherhao ayein

Aik aurat dosri aurat se toba

Aik AUrat DOSri AuraT se: toba toba ye ZONG walOn ko kiya ho gaya hai. BArey Se posTEr pe LARki Ki photo hai .

Us ne kaha see you next time

Us Ne Kaha See You Next Time Aur Chali Gayi Pappu . . . . . . . . . Koi Ab Ye Bataye

Agar pagal khaney k sey jhaghrada kar

Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka Doctor Pagal Ho Jaye To News Mein Khabr Kaisay Aaye Ghee? Ghar

dekhte kya ho macchar hai

* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do Aur So Jao….

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam

Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati… …

Height of bad luck a vegetarian

Height of bad luck- A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n dies because of BIRD FLU …

An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty.. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.. AGR ?cornetto?k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua.. 5 rupay wali ?QULFI? hi

Simplest truth one who sends

Simplest Truth ! One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . . . . . Is The One Who Does Not

Boy yaar larki ko i love u

boy: yaar larki ko I LOVE U kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon si hai? DOST: Abdullah-shah-ghazi boy: q? dost: q-k wahan larkiyon

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION keh ker

Aapke aankh ande jaise kamar like coriander

Aapke aankh ande jaise, Aapke kamar like coriander jaise, Aapka stomach drumb jaisa, wah wah wah!!!! kya nose hai tamatar ki tarah, kyun choowk

Some lazy rules we have adapted

Some LAZY RULES We Have Adapted In 0ur Lives … 1. The Farther Away The Remote Is, The More You Like What’s Already On

First nite sight i saw knew

FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys….

Shadi karne k baad aur mobile

Shadi Karne K Baad Aur Mobile Lene K Baad Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai? ? ? ? ? ? Thori Dairr Or

Tu kutta phir kehta hoon ek

Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Tu Kutta Phir Kehta Hoon Tu Kutta Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon Tu Kutta Rakh Le Kion K Aaj Kal

Evolution of man shadi se pehlay

EvolUtiOn oF MaN.. Shadi sE PehLay! Hero# 1 Shadi k baAD. KulLi#1. PehlAy.. Mainay pYaR Kia! bAAD! Yeh mAinAY Kya Kia? PehLay.!! Jan mAT

You never know what have until

You Never Know What You Have Until It’s Gone. . . That’s Wrong. Actually You Never Know What You Have Until. . . You

Mje apna bnalo plz mje srf

Mje apna bnalo plz plz plz mje apna bnalo srf aik bar plz srf aik bar plzplz mje apna bna lo zarur dykho humtv

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua tha k: Hadiyan plate mein dalen kisi shaks ne table ka laam mita diya. Ab yun parha

When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close

Director to heroin tmhain 4 ghunday pakrain

DiReCtOr To HeRoIn: TmHaIn 4 GhUnDaY PaKrAiN Gy PhIr HeRo BaChAnY AyE Ga. HeRoIn: HeRo KoN? DiReCtOr: ImRaN HaShMi HeRoIn: PhIr MuJhE Us Sy

Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar

Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar ana Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza khat khatana Kabhi pyar se bolna kabhi ghose se chelaana k

Doctor says to pathan appka aur aapki

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan q izhar nhi krti English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU

Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main

Bacha apni dadi se aap ne kon

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain? Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai, Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya? Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun

memon SMS# 10

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe

Defination of girl the most efficient

Defination of Girl: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!…

Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo kese Shagird: Janab, . . . . Kitaben kholte

James bond once met a dog in

James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: ?i am Bond, JAMES BOND? Dog bites him and said: ?i am Kutta,

Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . .

Pati office jaa raha tha patni

Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha.. Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’ Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai, Main Bhi

Piaas lage to pani mat peena

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena ” pApPu” . . . Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . .

Frnd buhat arsay baad ek dosray se

Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay, 1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi TumhAri =/ShrAb, =/Cigerete, =/Juwa, =/Larkiaan Cherna, =/NiswaAr, =/TambaKo, =/PaAN, =/Charas, sAb

1 chor k bachay ne fridge se

1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra, Cake cHori kRnAy pEr

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya uska

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola: Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

samaj nahi ayega

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko

Son mom mubarik homeri 7 janmo k

SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi MOM: Acha Beta Wo kOn c? SoN: Mujhay Star Plus kI SeriAL

America ke nai nasal ka ellaan

|America ke nai naSal ka Ellaan| ?Na toh hum khud Shadi karay gy or na he apni naSal ko karnay day gay?:-@ …

Chaae chahiye kon si faraz lipton

Chaae Chahiye, Kon Si FARAZ.. Lipton He To Hai, Huunmm Lajawab…! Go0d M0rning FARAzzzzzz. :->…

Filmstar meera ne geo k interview me

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k ‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye’ Lahore main us Din 26

A boy disturbs a girl at

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop Girl: Don’t you’ve mother n sister at …home ? Boy: No Girl: Tou ghar le chal

misscal ki zabardast kamyabi ke baad

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MISSCAL KI ZABARDAST KAMYABI KE BAAD PEHLI

girls have an unfair advantage over

” GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN … If ThEy CaN’t GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt By BeInG sMaRt, ThEy CaN gEt It By

Saas khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di

saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti , bahu: khuda ne tmhe 32 dant diye hai 2_4

A question asked in talent test

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The

Tum bi jawan mai jawan tumhara bhi

Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara bhi garam khoon aur hamara bhi garam khoon. Agar tum agree ho to MIL kar isay thanda

Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Santa roj apni kichen me jatasugar box

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki

Flowers die stories end songs fade

Flowers Die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories R 4goten, All Things Come To End, But Ye Kanwara Pan Toh . . . . .

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain

Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain “FRAZ” Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge….

Teacher itifak ka jumla banao student quotjis

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student: "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se usi din meri mama ki $hadi thi..!"…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye.. Papers ho par result na aye.. Class ho par teacher na aye.. Bus mein baithe

Girls attiude whn boy dnt luk

Girl?s Attiude whn boy dnt luk @ her She says : ? Kutta Dekh nahi sakta kia? & Whn Boy luk @ Her She

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he. Q k 100 me se 10 larkia naturaly khubsurat hoti hen baqi apni

Shiekh ki martay waqt dua kafan

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua: Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe, Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki, Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro, Kal

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. Doctor:300 Rs. Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb. Ghar Puhanchay