Funny SMS Collection

Tajmehal kiya cheez hai isse bari imarat

Tajmehal Kiya Cheez Hai…. Isse Bari Imarat Banaunga…. Mumtaz Tou Mar k Dafan Hoi Thi…. Tujhe Tou Mein Zinda Hi Dafnaunga….! Ha Ha Ha

Boss 2 secrtary chaey tea bana do

Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do. Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni? Boss: 2 Spoon. Secrtary: Doodh kitna? Boss: DoodH bus Dikha do me khud

Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten

Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey Hiltey Hyn 2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou Nahi Hiltey

45 saal ka aadmi larki dekhny gaya

45 saal ka Aadmi larki dekhny gaya! Larki ki maa dekh k behosh ho gai jab Hosh aaya Waja poochi? Tou boli 25 saal

Golden wordz

“Golden word,z”

U s k 5 intehai intelegent doctors

U-S K 5 Intehai Intelegent Doctors ki teaM is baat pe Research kar rahi thi agar insan ka diMagh nikal liya jaye to kya

dekhte kya ho macchar hai

* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do Aur So Jao….

Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha haijis

Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha hai,jis ko badhape main b gonahon ki tamana ho……

2 men jumping from a terrace 1st

2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness Record Holder. . . 2nd Man: This Is My

Lady on fone i think u

Lady On Fone: I Think U R The FATHER Of One Of My Kids Man: R U Ms. Khan? Or Ms. Dev? Lady In

Techr tm class me ghada kyn le

Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye? Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete

Kis kis ki mahfil main na ko

Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss ko mis kya,ek main tha jis

Har koi pouch raha hay kiya kartay

Har Koi Pouch Raha Hay Kiya Kartay Ho..? Goya Ke ISHQ Koi Kaam Hi Nahi….!…

Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a

Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a j0b applicant: Agr tmhe pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe opp0site dircti0n me a

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay tere dosti ka silha hum is tarah nibhaigay shadi ho tere aur dulhan

Son sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai

Son: Sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai? Father: Pata nahiN Son: Aap ki is la-ilmi ki saza mujhay kal school meiN milay gi….

Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,, pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? …

Sir pyar aur ishq main kya farq

Sir,,, Pyar aur ishq main Kya farq hai Student,,, Pyar wo jo ap apni beti se karte hain Sir,, Shabash aur ishq ? Student,

Ager kisi ko se pyar ho jaye

Ager kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye to kiya karna chahiye.? . . Think !! . . . Dono ki shadi karwa deni

Zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy or apni

1 admi public bathroom gya aur hour

1 AdMi pUbLiC bAtHrOoM gYa aUr 1 HoUr k bAaD NikLa. BaHr bEtHa hUwA JaMaDaR boLa: 20 RuPe bHaI G AdMi BoLa: BhAi MaI

Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz all hostesses r above 50 …

Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-] …

2 bewakoof glass khareed rhe thay

2 BEWAKOOF glass khareed rhe thay._ 1 Glass table pe ulta pada dekh kar pehla bewakoof, dosre se bola,” YAR is glass ko mat

A man saw 3 parrots 4 sale

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale. He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.

Its not difficult to describe this

It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? . . . . . . . . . .

Everything is possible in this universe nothing

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible. . . . . . . Wana example ? . . . . . . Very

Woh kya jaanay mere dil par guzarti

Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai**FARAZ** Jub woh mujhe baar baar class main pouchti hai”Bhai time kya hai?….

Boyme tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye

Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje wapis karo! Girl:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein

What iz similarity between sun amp wife

What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k 2ono ke taraf ankh utha k nhe daikha ja

Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha! Teacher: O I C… Student: Allah di qasam O

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi “Ay Allah Main Apne

Tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary

tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho pta hai kahan say . . . . . . . . . dooooooor say

Best pnishmnt tht u can give

Best Pnishmnt Tht U Can Give To A Boy! Give Him A Mobile Wth A lot Of Girl’s Phone Nmbers & Unlimited Credit &

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na

Eating rotten fruit sleeping near drainage

Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A Million Times Better Than Believing A Girl! 😉 …

Judge tum ne ek hi raat me

Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI? Chor: haAN Sahib, Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata….

Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay

?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop . . . . Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay

Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur

Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI PEECHE "DARLING" bcz hum hai sms walli "HEYY BABY"…

Ik buzurg sham ko ksi k

ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandan Baba G k pas jama tha. Kisi ny shaan me Gushtakhi kr

Bachay k0 ghar se bahir bhejte huey

BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi dAr rahta hAi?? . . . . . .

Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap

Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa, ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr gaya hai? Doctor ne jawab diya… Mard k dil

Patient mujhe bimari hai na khaon

Patient : mujhe bimari hai, na khaon to bhook lagti hai, na souon to neend aati hai or ziada kam ker ke thak jata

A old man calling his wife

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar

Teacher student se mamooli ko jumle me

Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo. Student ne socha socha socha socha Socha aur bola,Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati

Boy can i take your picture

boy : Can I Take Your Picture? . girl : Well Of course, Why Not..!! . boy Takes A Picture Then he Says, ‘Thank

Ek din milla wo mujh say

Ek din milla wo mujh say, Bujha bujha sa Jhuka jhuka sa Udasiyoun main Racha bassa sa …. Jo main nay poochha.. Udaas kyon

Amitabh mere paas rocket hai

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai, Shurli Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Anaar Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Shashi Kapoor – Mere Paas

Memon paros se zara iodex le aao

Memon: Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao B.V: Wo Log Nhi Denge Memon: Han Bare Hi Kanjus Or Bad Ikhlaq Log Hain Chalo Phr

Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup

Ek admi dozakh se nikla aur chup ker jannat me cahla gaya. Frishton ne pakarna chaha to Cheekh ker bola Koi paas na aaye

Waiter ap roti k saath kya lena

Waiter: Ap Roti k saATH Kya Lena pAsand kRain gE? Cu

Boys rules for bikes use

Boy’s Rules For BIKES .. USE When Its NEW … RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW When Makes NOISE Unfortunately That’s The GIRL’S Rule To

If u r sitting among a

If U R Sitting Among A Group Of People & There Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht’s Not The Proof …That

1 kashti tufan main phans gai captonkisi

1 kashti tufan main phans gai. Capton:kisi ko tufan se bachne ki dua aati hai? Molvi:Mujhe aati hai. Capton:Tum dua mango hmare pas 1

Mother to dr meray achay ko urent

Mother to Dr: Meray ?achay ko ?urent Laga Ha plz kuch karain Dr: ?acha Gaya ?har Mai Phaly Aap Dou Nafal Adah karain k

Sheikh aur ki bivi ghumte pherte 1

Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ? Bivi

Funny sentence written on the t shirt of

Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road: , ‘you are not looking at the road

0321 5779 342 ye lo bangali

[0][3][2][1] [5][7][7][9] [3][4][2] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz…, Jis larki ko bhejo ge wo foran set ho jayegi. ;^> :-:…

Select one type of mango a

Select One tYpe Of Mango A) Langra Aam B) Chonsa Aam C) Dusehri Aam D) Chota Aam E)Kachay Aam F)Pakay Aam Select Kr K

Pakistan k nojwan nasal bigrne ki waja

Pakistan K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Media?? Internet?? Nahi 1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen Ache Se Ache Bache Ko Aashiq Bana

Jb meri koi call na aye

Jb meri koi call na aye, jb koi sms na aye, jb koi missed call b na aye, To…! smaj lena k.. “APP K

Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm mobiles, Grows wd balance share, Ends wd number buZy.

A boy was following girl girldont follow

A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Don?t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U, Boy:Don?t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her?…

Ganpat chal scrap bhej a jada joke

ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej.. thoda

Rukhsti k time dulhay mobile pa bell

RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman

Memon k ghar se choontiyan ja rahen

Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin… Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ? Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar

Girlfriends are like halwapuri always tasty

Girlfriends’ are like ‘Halwapuri’ Always tasty. ‘Lovers’ are like ‘Pizza’ Hot n spicy. ‘Wifes’ are like ‘Daal Chawal’ No other option but good for

Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se

Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun May hun ? ? Ki gal ay number dekh

Ik charsi buje hoi cigrate pee raha

Ik Charsi buje hoi cigrate pee raha ta ke ik addmi bola ye kese pee rahee hoo is se duhwan nahii nikal raha Cahrsi

Ghareylo tootky agar apko kutta kat

GhArEyLo TooTky AgAr Apko KuttA kAt Ly to Ap usy kAt LeiN HisAb BArAbEr Dudh Phut jA

A true story kisi drakht pe

?’A TRUE STORY’ Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha. ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab

Boy what is ur name

Boy : What Is Ur Name Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New HONDA Car

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya hai, Ab koi akela hans raha ho to kehtay

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o garib makhlooq k

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhlooq k bare me parhenge.. Is jandar ka nam hai GIRLFRIEND Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar boyfrnd k saath

Theif1 let us count d money dat

Theif1: Let Us Count D Money Dat V Have Robbed! Theif2: I Am So Tired. We?ll See It In D Newspaper Tomorow .! …

Said by true lover i dont

Said By True Lover “I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You” Means…. …. . . . . “Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay

Husband and wife were fighting husbandtu sali

husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their san who was nearby politely said aur main sala pupy. hahhaa…

Wifetum muje kitna piyar karte ho husbshahjahan

Wife:Tum muje kitna Piyar karte ho? Husb:Shahjahan jitna Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj mahal banwao ge? Husb:Maine to Plot b le liya hai,Delay to

Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar

Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun kre? Dunia toon kinara ho skda yaraan toon kinara koun kre? Ik din hove taan

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi

Teacher draw a diagram of becteria

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Becteria Pappu: Here It Is Sir Teacher: Where? You Haven’t Drawn Anything Pappu: Sir, Can You See Becteria Without

Baaz log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen. Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy, Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay

Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya

A man knocks da door 10

A Man Knocks @ da Door A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other Man: Beta Papa

Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao

Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki trh uth jata hon Ghoray ki tara bhag k

Professor to student aj pehli bar tm

Professor to student: Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy.. Kia hogya

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . .

Star bn gay ho tum to yar

Star bn gay ho tum to yar Har 5 min baad TV pe aney lage ho, Sb ko hasane lage ho, Shore machane lage

Dil ko sbsy zada dard kb hota

Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy? Fail Hony Pr? Nae Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr? Nae Chot Lgny Pr? Nae Dil Ko

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili

Do pal ki bhi kushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gham ke sahare ji lenge,kya hua jo humari girlfriend nahi,hum aapki girlfriend

A young businesman had just started

A Young Businesman Had Just Started His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office, Sitting There, He Saw A Man Cum Into D Ofice.

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar

Co education k side effects boy tum se

Co-education k side effects. Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua, Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua! Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000

Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai BCA:6 mnths MEDICAL:2 mnths MBA:1 month

My parents say i spend to much

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside . . . . …. . . . . Thank

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe

There are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men.. Do u know…? 1-The ASIANS- They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference