Funny SMS Collection

Adat or ada me farq road

ADAT Or ADA Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To ADA. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le

1 sehra se admi guzra tou aus

1 Sehra Se 1 Admi Guzra Tou Aus Ne 1 Shaks ko Rait Mai Daba Howa Dekha Is ka Chera Rait Se Bhair Tha

Todays factguinness book of records holds the

Todays FACT Guinness Book Of Records Holds The Record For Being The Book Most Stolen From Public Libraries……

An old man said 2 hs sonbetameri

An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti ja Rahi Hai,Khansta hoON To vibrate krta hoON,outg?ing bhi

Tum bhi kr k dekh lo mohabbat

Tum Bhi Kr K Dekh Lo MOHABBAT Kisi Se., Aye D0st .. Sabzi k Paise Easyload Main na lage to Mera Nam Badal Dena..

Two cows were in a field enjoying

two cows were in a field enjoying the sun and eating some grass. one cow said.. GaaaaNNNN…. The other cow said…. bari gal kiti

Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . . . . . . . . . . .

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiyamajnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi

Qissy meri wehshat k jo marqoom hain

Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para

55 jiski height ho jeans tight

5.5 jiski height ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho weight mein thori light ho agr a c teri wife ho to

Qaid e azam ke14 point men se koi 3

QAID-E-AZAM Ke14 POINT men se koi 3 apne ALFAZ men bayan kre? (1)Ainda aain wafaqi larkiyo ka hoga jis men larkon ka larkion ki

End of luv by an sms pyaray

End of Luv by an SMS: Pyaray Bashiray! Tera msg milaya, parh k boht dukh hoya. Meri tarha to b mujhy pul ja bashiray,

Rulana har kisi ko aata hai

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Dost Hai Or Jo Rula

Girls stupidity they wont even give

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Kab toot jaye mobile he to hai

Kab “TOOT” jaye, “MOBILE” he to hai! Kab “BADAL”jaye, “SIM” he to hai! Ap mairay ” sMs” ki Aadat mat Dalna. Kab “KHATAM” ho

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga angreji sharab

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!…

Funny truthattitude of girlz when a boy

Funny Truth!Attitude of Girlz when a boy sends a naughty funny SMS:She laughs for 10 mins,reads it 20 times,… …&forwards to all her Female

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try

Difference between love and arrange marriage

Difference between love and arrange marriage. Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho. Love: Jisme baby ki waja se shadi ho.;-) …

Baap beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien tu car mang lena,Dokan dien tu ghar Beta: Dady

Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho

Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam se Aap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi

Himesh reshamiya ka kuta ghar se bhag

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kuta Ghar Se Bhag Geya Dosre Kutto Ne Pocha "Tu q Bhaga? Kuta: Sala Raat Ko Ganay Ki Practice Khud Krta

Do gadhay aapas mein baat kartay huye

Do gadhay aapas mein baat kartay huye.. Pehla: "yaar, mera maalik mujhe bahut marta hai" doosra-"tu bhaag kyun nahi jaata?" pehla-bhaag to jaoon lekin

Customer ye cow kitney ki he saler

Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he? Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he Customer: Or ye Cow kitne ki

Cheap attitude of girlswen a boy sends

Cheap attitude of girls:wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy.”i dont

1 boy to another yaar tum

1 boy to another: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy! Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon

1 prinda bohat peasa tha fraaz

1 prinda bohat peasa tha “FRAAZ”. Halan k us ny 10 minat pehly :RAJJ: k pani pia tha. …

Son well soon become rich sardar

Son: We’ll Soon Become Rich…!! Sardar: How..??? Son: Tommorow, My Mathematics Teacher Will Teach Me , How To Convert Paisas Into Rupees…… ;->…

Dil maango to dil doon ga

Dil maango to dil doon ga Jaan maango to jaan doon ga Dharkan maango to woh bhi doon ga Pyar maango to woh bhi

Humne uski doli sajai hai,

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi

Bhikari sahab 10 rupe dedo chai

Bhikari: Sahab 10 rupe dedo chai peeni hai! Sahab: Lekin chai to 5 rupe ki ati hai? Bhikari: (Sharmate hue) Wo! girlfrnd b sath

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu

Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm mobiles, Grows wd balance share, Ends wd number buZy.

Tujhe khud pe gharor hai to is

Tujhe khud Pe Gharor hai to iS Men Tajub kya hy’DOST’Hum jisko thook dein wo GUY Anmol ho jata hy Han phr kya irada

The difference between love n crush

The Difference Between Love n Crush ? When U Like A Person n U Know Why U Like Him Its Crush But When U

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar EMRAN HASHMI bola, "1kg lipstick 1month mey khaa jati ho? G.F boli jhoot q bolte ho, 970grm

Ek dakoo k merney baad us betey

Ek Dakoo K Merney K Baad Us K Dakoo Betey Ne Socha K Wo Koi Esa Kaam Krey K Log Us K Baap Ka

Din raat sms kr k aisa dia

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tm ny PUpU, . . . . . . . . . Ghar ki ghanti

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hy to

Bapu ne kAhA IzzAt kArni hy to Wife ki kAro, KhayAL rAknA hy to Wife kA rAkho, PyAr kArnA hy to Wife se kAro

1 dost dosre se malria nar machar

1 DoSt DoSrE DoSt Se: MaLrIa NaR MaChAr K KaTnE Se NaHe BaLkE MaDa MaChAr K KaTnE Se HoTa HaI DoSrA DoSt: Ha MaI

Best sms of 1946 koi

BEST Sms Of 1946 . . . Koi Aqal nu hath maaro, us wely Mobile hai C. Bus agg lgi hondi A sms parhan

La ka duka taka saka h0h0h0h0h0h0

La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kaisa Laga Song Mera? Nahi Sumjh Aya? Kamino! Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To

Arz kiya hai teri yadon ne

Arz kiya hai: Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai badla K raat bhar rotay rahay

Choosing career is like chosing a wife

Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There’s Still Pain Of

Aalo ko gajer se pyar ho gaya

AaLo ko gAjer se pyAr ho gAyA,, Yeh sun ke TimAter LAL ho gAyA, hArA dhAniA podeenA nAchney LAgey,, . . . . Itne

Boy nice dress girl thanks earing

Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! …Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother! Boy:- But

Long time ago only idiots used to

LOng Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues… …

Judge tum ne din dhare chori

JuDgE : TuM Ne DiN DhArE ChOrI KyOn Ki ? ChOr : JaNaB KyOn K RaT Ko MaI ApNe GhAr Ki HeFaZaT KaRtA Ho

Macher aur makhi ke hogai shaadi pehli

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the…………. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum

Sardar amp pathan faraz k ghar gaay

Sardar & Pathan, Faraz k ghar gaay! They said, Hum ap kay bohot shukar guzar hain! Faraz nay reason pochi?? Sardar n Pathan replied:

Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha admi

Me 50 sal ka kunwara borha admi hon Is burhapy me 31 May ko raat 12 bajy meri shadi thi Lekin afsos 31 May

When u take my name slowly i

When U Take My Name Slowly, I Die In The Spot … Samajh Aai ??? Nahi Aai !! O Yaar !! Jaddon Holi Jaee

Ek din k 24 ghanty 7 ghantyquot

Ek Din K 24 ‘GHANTY’ 7 GHANTY" Sone k 9 Kamany k 3 Traveling k 1 Toilet-bath k 2 Khane pine k 2 Bivi

According to a new study

According To A New Study … ”Students That Snore Get Lower Grades …” Especially ”If They Are Snoring In The Class During Lecture …”

Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . .

Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi

Aankhon me sapne saja gaya koi.. Khushboo ki tarha mere sans meh’ka gaya koi.. Yeh sach much pyar hai ya phir se CHOONA Laga

Jab hota hai tera didar dil

Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum

Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main

An old man said 2 hs sonbetameri

An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti ja Rahi Hai,Khansta hoON To vibrate krta hoON,outg?ing bhi

Whats the difference between a chicken and

What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . . . Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. .

Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed

peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta Mannat Manngo ‘JANNAT’na Manngo

4 my friends zamane ki hr

“4 My Friends” Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam H0 Zindgi Ki Khushya Ap K Naam Ho Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K

Wo bathroom main betha kisi se 1lota

Wo Bathroom main betha kisi Se 1lota pani b Naa Maang Saka’Faraz’Kiyon k usne khud hee kaha tha k’Mujh per 1 Ehsan karna, k

1st day colg boy askd grl wat

1st day colg boy askd grl wat is ur name? Girl: mjhy sub behan kehty hain…………… Boy: or mjhy sub bhanoi kehty hain…=P;->…

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mujhko teri her ada ati he, Send kr dy tu apna sara balance mujh

Allama iqbal apni girl friend k0 is

Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay, Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar mei Ankhein Nam hain Yeh last SMS hai ky0n

Zindgi mein meri b imtiyaaz aa jati

Zindgi mein meri B imtiyaaz aa jati Khush khabri ki thori si awaz aa jati Aaj mere B doh char bache hote Agar woh

Tu chand mange main dedu raat dil

Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange, bas yaar… Bheek

Leeping disease tiology aused by tudying

?LEEPING DISEASE ?TIOLOGY ?AUSED BY: ?tudying For ?xams HOST: ?tudent ?YMPTOMS: ?winging Θf Head Frequent Falling Θn The Table Automatic ?losure Θf ?yes ?IGNS:

Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo

Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo, Aasman per ho to barish bhejo, Jannat main ho to hoorain bhejo, Dozzakh main ho to enjoy

Ek aadmi university k chokidaar se ye

Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se: Ye University Kaisi hai..? Chokidaar: Zabardast…! Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya Aur Foran Nokri be Mil gayi..! ;->…

Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara ho

Baap: beta jab koi buzurg khara ho to apni jaga usay baithnay k liye de diya karo. Ek din beta apnay baap ki god

Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho

Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho. Wo kOn hO sAktA hAI? "CHOTTA DON"…

Maalik abi tk tujh se machar nhi

Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han. Nokar: Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn, ye to unki

Best thought by a student i

||Best Thought By A Student|| I Was Born Intelligent, But, Education Ruined Me. . . ….

Amitabh mere paas rocket hai

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai, Shurli Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Anaar Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Shashi Kapoor – Mere Paas

Mrktng iz v easy whn u purpos

Mrktng iz v easy Whn u purpos a girl,its Direct Mrktng Whn u cal her,its Tele Mrktng Whn she walks 2u,its Brand Recognitn N

Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam

Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir band rahain gay. . . . . . .

When u take my name slowlyi die

When u take my name slowly,i die in the spot… smaj ie?? nahi ie..! O yaar!jaddon holi jaee laina ain mera naan mai thaan

Tum hoti to aisa hota tum waisa

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum

Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ……………………………………………………….Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil

Pia air hostess to passenger aap khana

PIA Air Hostess to Passenger: Aap Khana Khayenge? . Passenger: Choices kia kia hein? . . . . . . . . Air Hostess:

Sir studnt sebtao k apple a se

Sir studnt se:btao k apple A se aata hy ya B se? Studnt:sir apple na A se aata hy na B se balke ya

Co education k side effects boy tum se

Co-education k side effects. Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua, Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua! Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,

Height of laziness student sticking

Height Of Laziness- @ @ @ STUDENT Sticking CHITS To Answer SHEET…..

All good music resembles something good stirs

All good music resembles something. Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the objects and feelings which motivated it.

Winter is going 2 start if u

Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go to hell.. Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy Sardiyan

Wakeel qanoon ki kitab k safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia jae". Judge: "Kitab pesh ki jae. "kitab pesh ki

Ik buzurg sham ko ksi k

ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandan Baba G k pas jama tha. Kisi ny shaan me Gushtakhi kr

There are 3 chambers in my heart

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

Ek boy girl friend se milne aya

Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya. Wo chai bnane chale gye. Gf ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k mera

Thought of the day sceince kehti

*THOUGHT OF THE DAY* Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se germs mar jatay hain. Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki Dead

Maalik makan is room ka kraya 500

MaaLik Makan: Is room ka kraya 500 rupay hai. Kiraye dar:Lekin yaha to har taraf chuay naach rahay hai. Malik Makan: To 500 mai

Shahzada saleem hamari ami aur

Shahzada Saleem : Hamari ami aur abba hazoor hum se itni muhabat karte thy K sari sari rat woh 2no hamen sulane K liye

Boy my ex girlfriends status on facebook says

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: So What Did You Comment? Boy: Nothing, I Just

Dunya gol hy chuha billi se

Dunya Gol hy? Chuha Billi se darta hy, Bili kutty se darti hy, Kutta Bandy se darta hy, Banda Biwi se darta hy, Biwi