1st frndyar wo najoomi to bra pohncha

1st Frnd:yar wo najoomi to bra pohncha hoa nikla

us ne asad se kaha tha k us ki zindagi mein bray utaar cherhao ayein ge

or waqaee wo lift operator bn gya he

Aik aurat dosri aurat se toba

Aik AUrat DOSri AuraT se:

toba toba ye ZONG walOn ko kiya ho gaya hai.

BArey Se posTEr pe LARki Ki photo hai .

Aur LEkha HAi

LAge Raho SAari RAat Serf 2.99 PAise MAin…….

Us ne kaha see you next time

Us Ne Kaha See You Next Time Aur Chali Gayi Pappu . . . . . . . . .

Koi Ab Ye Bataye

K Resturant Ka Bill Uska Baap Bharega ;-> ? ? ?…

Agar pagal khaney k sey jhaghrada kar

Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey

Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka

Doctor Pagal Ho Jaye To News

Mein Khabr Kaisay Aaye Ghee?

Ghar Kee Baat Ghar

Mein Hee Reh Ghayee

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM…

An elephant cow and a khota

An

Elephant

Cow and

a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:

I help move heavy loads

Cow:

I give milk

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kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!…

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty..

Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay..

AGR ?cornetto?k

paisy nhi thy to kiya hua..

5 rupay wali ?QULFI? hi khila jaaty . . . :->

Simplest truth one who sends

Simplest Truth !

One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

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Is The One

Who Does Not Have

A Girlfriend . . . =P =D …

Aapke aankh ande jaise kamar like coriander

Aapke aankh ande jaise,

Aapke kamar like coriander jaise,

Aapka stomach drumb jaisa,

wah wah wah!!!!

kya nose hai tamatar ki tarah,

kyun choowk gaye ab gayi pani mein bhains………hehe…

Some lazy rules we have adapted

Some LAZY RULES We Have

Adapted In 0ur Lives …

1. The Farther Away The Remote Is,

The More You Like What’s Already

On TV

2. If You Have To Say Something

More Than Once, Its Not Worth

The Energy

3. If You Spill Water, It Will

Eventually Dry

4. Don’t Charge Your Phone Till It

Says 5% Remaining

5. If Its Not On First Search Page

On Google, It Doesn’t Exist

6. Why Make Your Bed When You

Are Just Gonna Get Back In It Again

7. If An Object Is More Than 5 Feet

Away , It Becomes Unnecessary

8. If You R Late , Don’t Go

9. If You Drop The Ice Cube, Just

Kick It Under The Fridge …

=P =D …

First nite sight i saw knew

FiRsT NiTe

FiRsT SiGhT

I SaW

I KnEw

LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW

A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp

2 LoVe YOU aLwAys….

Shadi karne k baad aur mobile

Shadi Karne K Baad

Aur

Mobile Lene K Baad

Ek hi Baat ka afsos Hota Hai?

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Thori Dairr Or Ruk Jatay

To

To

Acha Model Mil jata…

You never know what have until

You Never Know

What You Have

Until It’s Gone. . .

That’s Wrong.

Actually

You Never Know

What You Have

Until. . .

You Clean Your Room. . . 😉

Mje apna bnalo plz mje srf

Mje apna bnalo

plz

plz

plz

mje apna bnalo

srf aik bar plz srf aik bar

plzplz

mje apna bna lo

zarur dykho

humtv se, bht acha drama hy,…

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua

Ek hotel ki tables pr likha hua tha k: Hadiyan plate mein dalen

kisi shaks ne table ka laam mita diya. Ab yun parha jane laga: Hadiyan pate mein dalen….

When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u,

nobody cares 4 u,

nobody think about u,

every 1 ignores u,

then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think

Abay Yar Akhir Chakar kya hai…

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan

q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU

Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti….

memon SMS# 10

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez

Ustaad:

Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha?

Shagird:

Taleem me,

Ustaad:

Wo kese

Shagird:

Janab,

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Kitaben kholte hi neend aa jati ha……

Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga.

Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..

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To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa.

Frnd buhat arsay baad ek dosray se

Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay,

1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi

TumhAri

=/ShrAb,

=/Cigerete,

=/Juwa,

=/Larkiaan Cherna,

=/NiswaAr,

=/TambaKo,

=/PaAN,

=/Charas,

sAb kI Adat choOT Gai haI. .

Itni MazboOT Quwat-E-Iradi tUm kAhAN

1 chor k bachay ne fridge se

1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra,

Cake cHori kRnAy pEr nAhi,

UngLioOn k nIshaAN chOrNay pEr

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya uska

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:

Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi

QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->…

Filmstar meera ne geo k interview me

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k

‘Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye’

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

A boy disturbs a girl at

A boy disturbs a girl

at bus stop

Girl: Don’t you’ve

mother n sister at

…home ?

Boy: No

Girl: Tou ghar le chal

na pagal, yahan time pass

kyun ker raha hy … =P ;)…

girls have an unfair advantage over

” GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN …

If ThEy CaN’t GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt

By BeInG sMaRt,

ThEy CaN gEt It By BeInG dUmB … ”…

Saas khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di

saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di

hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti ,

bahu: khuda ne tmhe 32 dant

diye hai 2_4 kankar chaba nhi

sakti

A question asked in talent test

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,

How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

‘Why Should I ? 😛

Tum bi jawan mai jawan tumhara bhi

Tum bi jawan, Mai bi jawan. Tumhara bhi garam khoon aur hamara bhi garam khoon. Agar tum agree ho to MIL kar isay thanda karen…?

Chalo PEPSI pyen! ;->…

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

AIk shaer ki shaadi main AIk Chooha bht zoro shor say Bhngra dal

raha tha ! Aik ney choohey say poocha bhei Shaer ki shaadi main

tum kyoun dance ker rhay ho?TO chooha bola merey bhaii ki shaadi

hay ! Us ney sawal kiya woh kasiey, Chooha bola shaadi say pehley

main bhi Shaer tha ! !…

Flowers die stories end songs fade

Flowers Die,

Stories End,

Songs Fade,

Memories R 4goten,

All Things Come To End,

But

Ye Kanwara Pan Toh

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Chipak Hi Gya Hai Yar 🙂 …

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye..

Papers ho par result na aye..

Class ho par teacher na aye..

Bus mein baithe par college na jaye

Shiekh ki martay waqt dua kafan

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,

Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki,

Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro,

Kal umeed hai market uppar

anay ki

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gya or

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.

Doctor:300 Rs.

Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb.

Ghar Puhanchay tO Docor Ne pOcha K MareEz Kahan hAi?

Sheikh: MareEz Koi Nahi hAi,

Taxi wALa 500 Mang Raha Tha,…

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa”

Maa Kia He?

Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam,

Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He,

Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bachchon Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K

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Uth Jao Begharto 11 Baj Rahe Hain,

Kutto Ki Tarha Pare Rehte Ho,

Tumare Bap Ne Mulazam Nhi Rakhe Hoy Jo Tume Nashta Bana Kar Dainge.

Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi He Kamino Ne,

Kam K Na Kaj K Dushman Anaj K.

Her Msg Per Emotional Mat Hoa Kro Yaro… ;-> …

Revenge 1foji ki fiance ny usy

Revenge:

1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:

”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do”

Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:

”lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun”:-D…

Journalist aap ki activities kya hain

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN?

Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN

Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid ki nahiN!;-)…

Dis is a true lov story

?Dis is a true lov story.?

A girl sumera was madly in lov wid ali.

she was always on mobile talkng 2him.

she also changd her sim 4rm jaz 2 warid 4cheap cal rates

her family knew abt her lov.1day she told her parents tht if she dies b4 ali,

they bury her wid her cel.sumera met an acident n died,

ali was in karachi.

wen sumera parents were burring her they put her sim n cel in her cofin as she wishd,

they didnt tel ali abt her death.

wen he came he went 2her home 2meet sumera.

her parents told him wid tears abt her death.

bt he didnt belive he said tht i hav been talkng 2her n showed them her msgs n nobody cud believe it,

they took ali to her grave bt it was unbelivable 4ali.

he said dat let me cal sumera he caled hr n evry1 hear hr voice on loudspekr& got amazd thn they askd molana sahab.

molana sahab wid da help of othr molvz cum 2 da conclusion dat warid hz d? bst netwrk covr?ge wherevr u go

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

Teacher delhi may kutubminaar hai a

Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai..

a student was sleeping..

Teacher wakes him up & asks: "wht did i say"?

Student: "DELHi mey KUtta bimaR hai" 🙂 ;-)…

Ram what is the cost of hair

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!…

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,

Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,

Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,

Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

Ur style is like u fone quottum he

ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to hai woh apna pan" ur smile is like 7up "zara hat k" ur voice is like rooh afza "rahat-e-jaan" ur relation is like coke "maza zindgi ka" ur love is like pepsi "yeh dil mangay more" ur friendship is like paktel "dil to aik hai" ur love is like "telenor " "chaho kuch barh k" ur sincearty is like haleeb "garha jo hai’ ur smile is like twist "hila k rakh day" end is on jazz "aur sunao"…

Ek tum ho jo itney acchey ho

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,

ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,

ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,

ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,

Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain…

Once a guy who recently had a

oncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff wiD Her giRL frieNd was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???

He smileD And answerED..

L0vE LefT us!!!

Aj dil boht udas hailgta hai koi

aj dil boht udas hai,lgta hai koi nahi pass hai,bus ap ki he aik Aas hai,Kion k Ap He Main Kuch KHAAS Hai,

Ab Ziada Emotional Mat Hona,

YEH SUB BKWAAS HAI……

Baap beta se tum kab tak

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA K LiGhT JaNe Ka PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->…

Teacher homework kiun nhi kiya stdnt

Teacher;

Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

Stdnt;

Sir,Light Nhi Thi

Teachr;

To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student;

Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

Teachr;

Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student;

Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.

Teachr;

To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student;

Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha

Teachr;

Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student;

Pani Nhi Tha Sir

Teachr;

Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student;

Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teachr;

Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student;

Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi…. …

Aik car ka accident ho gaya malik

AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa

AiK AdMi CaR K MaLiK K PaSs AyA AuR PoChA JaNaB KiA Ye CaR PhElE ChAlTi ThI

MaLiK Ne JaL KaR KaHa NaHe JaNaB DaRkHt Ne KuD AkAr TaKaR MaRi

ThI . . . :-P;->…

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,,

Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants..

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Pappu Kg.2 .. ;->…

Baap ne betay se kaha dekho

Baap ne betay se kaha : ‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’

Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga….

Pagal khanay ka incharge aap theak

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)…

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7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit& remove all 7 & 3 to understand this sms. Its Especially 4 u. Do try it

Ek dost dusre se yaar wo dekh

Ek dost dusre se:

Yaar wo dekh oont k moo se dood nikl raha he

2nd dost: nhi yaar wo toot pest se daant saaf kr raha he…

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,

Siahi mat sanajhna.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,

Siahi mat samajhna.

Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

Mera mat samajhna.

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO”

Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!

“CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley…

;->…

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….

Ullu ko Raat,

Dentist ko Daant,

Gadhe ko Laat

Gharib ko Gaddi

Kuttay ko Haddi

aur

aur

Nange ko Chaddi ;->…

Nokar mein nokari chor k ja raha

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi thijori ko nein lagthi….

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni bewi se jatay he kahon to wo hearan ho jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay he apni biwi ko talak dy dena!…

Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana

Koi Suraj Se Sikhe

DiL Dekar Dard Lena

Koi HAM Se Sikhe

HAM To Bas Ek CUP Chai Pi Lete Hen

Shadi Me DAT Kar KHANA

Koi AP Se Sikhe ;->…

Nurse investigating a patient with head

Nurse Investigating A

Patient With Head

Injury

Nurse: Name?



Patient: Jhonny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A

Car Accident .. =P =D …

Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi.

1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai.

2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo kis ki Hai??

1st frnd:: jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki hai.

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advice to remember d o

~ Advice To Remember ~

D o n ‘ t

L e a v e

Y o u r

F o o d

0 n

T h e

S t o v e

W h i l e

C h e c k i n g

F a c e b o o k … ! =P =D

1 shaks ki murghi beemar hui

1 Shaks Ki Murghi

beemar Hui …

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Tou Phir

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Tou Us Ne Murghi k

Theek Hony Ki Khushi

Mein

1 ‘Bakra’ Sadqa

ker Dia … =P =D …

Galat nazar se dekho gay to her

Galat Nazar se Dekho gay

to

her Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi,

Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay

to

her Sunder Larki Tumhain

TUMHARI "BHABI"

NaZaR Aye Gi.ch….

Ek faqeer bachi se allah k

Ek faqeer bachi se

ALLAH k naam par de beta

bachi

main beta nahi beti hun

faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti

bachi

mera naam nusrat hai

faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat

bachi

mera pora naam: Nusrat parveen hai

faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat parveen

bachi: Ye hui na baat

ab maaf karo baba…

Dost yar dr ye q pochty hn

Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…?

2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka pta lg jata hy.;-)…