Funny SMS Collection

Smallest leave application by a kg child

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child: . . . . . . . . . Dear Sir, Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(

Doctor to cahrsi mareez doctor cigrate insan

DOctor To Cahrsi Mareez Doctor:} Cigrate insan ko aahista aashista maar deti hain Charsi:} to theek hain na hamain konsi jaldi hain

Life without U is impossible,

Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4 a second without U, If U r not there

Whats the difference bw a nicely dressed

What’s The Difference B/w A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle & A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle? Need Nt To Think Hard

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also

Gareeb dost hakomat ab aata ameer

“GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT” Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi. _____ ! Aa ! !_ta_ ! Aata Ab Saashay

What will a guy sing after he

What Will a Guy Sing After He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ?? . . . . . . .

Ganpat chal scrap bhej a jada joke

ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej.. thoda

If a baby is born in africa

If a baby is born in AFRICA, what will be the colour of the babies teeth? ? ? you fool.! a new born baby

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war krti hai, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, Wo mujhse bhi

New genration aik sahab sham ko

“NEW GENRATION” aik sahab sham ko ghar aya to is ny daikha k is ka 6 sala bacha apny ghar ki dehleez pr udas

Fire brigade ki training ho rahi thi

Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi, Emergency Bell Ring KI Gai To Sari BuiLding 5 Mint Me Khali Ho Gai, Manager Said Weldone.

ultimate funda v need a way

-Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way Of Telling People They Have Bad Breath Without Hurting Their Feelings Like -Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way

What is difference between watch ampamp wife

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati

Pehlay zmanay me jin hazir hota tha

Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha, ?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa? Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

When i diebury me deep 10

When I die,bury me deep 10 feet down as far as leap Place my computer books on my head & tell my teacher i

Teacher batao nisaar kaise paida hua

TeAchEr: BAtAo “NisAAr” kAisE pAidA huA?? . . . StudEnT: JAwAni JAn-e-MAnn, HAseEn DiLrubA, miLE do(2) DIL JAwAn, “NisAAr” ho gAyA.. :p ;-…

What is the similarity between facebook and

What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata

Fill in the blank with yes or

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen faraz, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1 employee 2 othr ap k father

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. 1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? D

Shakespeare said whats there in the

Shakespeare Said: “What’s There In The Name?” And Then … Wrote His Name Under It . . . =P Kia Ye Khula Tazaad Nahi

Buyer to seller is it a

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog? Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime

The 1st advice of father to his

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving Lisence Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son, If U’re Going To

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne laga , akhir m jaynamaz pari th wo bhi utha li is per ghar ka malik bola

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Kg vs uni kgpencilrubbersharpener scale uniek

KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come..

Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha

Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha: yaar kabhi kabhaar bewaquf bhi achi baaten kiya karte hain Dosre dost ne foran kaha: haan ye

Wats worse than your lover sending you

Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To ‘BREAK UP’ ? Another Msg Sayin ‘Sorry That Wasn’t For You’… =P ;->

Chochoo chochoo cha chcha mobile pe choha

Chochoo chochoo cha chcha.. mobile pe choha nacha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . mobile ne toon toon

Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha? …

Maa beta shadi us se karna

Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho. Parda bhi karti ho. Beta : Ammi aap nay

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION keh ker

Journalist aap ki activities kya hain

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid

Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain

Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain. Beautiful flowers, perfumes, neckleses, teady bears, purses, rings or bangles etc laiken larky aik dosry ko kia

Eating rotten fruit sleeping near drainage

Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A Million Times Better Than Believing A Girl! 😉 …

Aik shair arz kia hai irshad

Aik shair Arz kia hai… Irshad Irshad Pankha Chale To Hawa Deta Hai Pankha Chale To Hawa Deta Hai Na Chale To Nahi Deta…

Ulloo k pathey gadhey buchey kuttey pilley

Ulloo k pathey gadhey k buchey kuttey k pilley jab chotey hotey hain to kitney piyarey hotey hain …

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

Gttub aur ablt pehle shajarkari ka

*>TUB AUR AB<* Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI Pehle student ILAM hasil karte thy ab VIDEO FILM Pehle leadr kehta tha

Agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui

Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt . . Khud Ba Khud Kash

If people say ur crazy be patientif

If people say ur crazy be patient…if they say u r mad,Relax,,,,,if people say U r CUTE, Thappat maaro Saalon ko, jhoot boltay hain,hahaha

Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha! Teacher: O I C… Student: Allah di qasam O

Side effect of studying 2 much

Side effect of Studying 2 much: A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

Light the fags with heat of heartmy

Light The Fags With The Heat Of The heart,My Bosom Is On Fire! Zyada Mat Socho Ye.. "Beedi Jalayi Le Jigar Se Piya"ka English

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat bata raha tha Sher:jutt Rajput:Cheeta Butt:Arayin Malik:Zebra Khota:Arayin Khota replied O PA JI ma KHOTA hi theak

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha…. kyunke sham k sath deepak ki girl freind b thi…. …

Saas beti aaj se tumhara

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur Apne Sasur Ko Abbu kahogi… …Shaam Mein Us Ka

Histry of pakorey ek baloach besan ki

Histry of Pakorey Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha.. Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The

Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh lon, Wo nai

New age ashiq yeh ishq nai

NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k gHaR kA gAtE hAi bAnD,dEwAaR sE hAi kUoD k

Pata hai hum chloromint kyun khate hai

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki., 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat Or Munch 50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai …

Old ppl used to annoy me at

Old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying: "U r next!". They stopped saying this wen i started

Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se

Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleeveless to kabhi backless or koi larka ghoor k dekhe to ‘oh

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha. Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi cigrt nhi piya, sharab nhi

Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat

Sharukh khan k ghar ka fan bohat slow hai. guess kaise kyunke usay HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI….

Select one type of mango a

Select One tYpe Of Mango A) Langra Aam B) Chonsa Aam C) Dusehri Aam D) Chota Aam E)Kachay Aam F)Pakay Aam Select Kr K

Wife kaash aap sms hotay to main

Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti HUSBAND Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main

Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay

memon nay ghar construct karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay main likh dia “same as above” …

Doctor woh memon mareez ab kis baat

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat

Hight of hasrut written at the back

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi” …

Arz kiya hai humse chahta hai

Arz Kiya Hai: HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, HumSe Chahta Hai "pAPpU" Wo Wafa Ka Wada, . . . . .

Girl what youll do if i die

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A

Pe peep pequotpeep peep peep pepeep pepeep

Pe-peep Pe"peep Pe-peep Peep peep Pe’peep Pe,peep Ghng ghngg P-peep Pe’peep Pe"peep Pe’peep SAMNE SAY HATJA SMS AA RAHA HEY AAP KOo?o. ;->…

Quotmedical shairiquot wen u breath respire

"Medical Shairi" Wen u breath, u respire. . . Wah! Wah! . . Wen u breath, u respire. Wah! Wah! Wen u dont breath.

Chori yun ana jana chor do

Chori Chori Yun Ana Jana Chor Do, Chupke Chupke Nazarain Milana Chor Do, Kisi Din Bohut Pitto Gay Subse… Tum Masjidon Se Jootay Churana

Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki

Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar sms kar saky 20 ghanty lagatar call kary, is

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho

Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam se Aap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi

Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack

ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN K SaAthI Ne pOcha”KYA BaAt hAi?” aj YE ItnA

Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi

‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta, . . . . . . ‘Martay’ Hain To Duniya ‘BIRYANI’ khane ajati hai…..

A guy in aeroplane stood up suddnly

A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted, ?HijAcK? All passngrs got scared n raised hands ! 4rm other end of plane,a guy

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Teacher apko shahrukh khan ki movie rab

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? Student : Ummeed Mat Haro Shadi K Bhad B Ladki

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,, “FARAZ” Pr us ne “way Gujra way,” kah ker apne bhai ko bula

60 people of the whole world r

60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why? Ans: Bcoz as u know that "jine lahore nai waikia o jamia hi

Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam

Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir band rahain gay. . . . . . .

1 bohat moti aurat cycle pe sawar

1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K “Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar”

Door se dekha to orange thapas ja

Door se dekha to Orange tha Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha Cheel k dekha to b Orange tha Kha k dekha to

Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-] …

Please spread it into your friendz community

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old Boy Need .. . . . . . .

Quotsajjad aliquot presents quotchal

"SAJJAD ALI" Presents! . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. .. . . .. . ..

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo baharein

Fizayen kehti hain Pyar karo Baharein kehti hain Aankhein char karo Magar ghar wale kehte hain: Abhi Umar kam hai Beta . . Pehle

2 engineering ka students raat ko study

2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA. 1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA? DOSRAY NE 1 PATHAR UTHA KR SAMNA WALA GHAR PA

Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force “F” by kicking a cow and 4 dat it

Dear friends instead 0f tagging

Dear Friends , “Instead 0f Tagging Me In Ugly Pictures 0n Facebook, I Wish You Could Just Say “I Hate You” Straight To My

Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti: Veeru darr mat maine chaddi pehni hi nahi…..

People say advantage of telling truth

People Say Advantage Of Telling TRUTH Is That You Don’t Have To …Remember What You Said …. !!! . . . But Lets Just

A couple had three sons named rehmat e

A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi &amp; mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son was born they decided to name him BAS KAR-E-

La ka duka taka saka h0h0h0h0h0h0

La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kaisa Laga Song Mera? Nahi Sumjh Aya? Kamino! Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To

Teacher 2 aisi cheezo k naam

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao, jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte. Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!…

Aaao toh phir aaao mujhse khelo

Aaao toh phir Aaao…….. mujhse khelo……. Aapne paise barbad kare toh dekhi…… Tumhe aaisa DOST kha milega…… jo paise karacha karenga……AUR "ullu kahenga"………

Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun? …

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA. WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SEETI BAJANE LAGE RAKH KE

Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,, pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? …

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .