Sms karenge hum ik duje ko bari

SMS karenge hum ik duje ko bari bari,

hame lagti ha ye rasam bari pyari,

ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,

kyun k is k bad tumhari ha bari

Koi to hath utha kr maang raha

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga …

Wife subah mere chehre pe pani kyo

Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,

Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai

Ise Murjane Mat Dena

😛 😉 😀 …

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha i

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.

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Aham ellaan jald hee pakistan mein

?Aham Ellaan?

Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,

Jab Stage K Adakaar

SmsForMobiles.Com Sey Sms Pard

Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey

Motivational thought in 1980 idbi

Motivational Thought !!

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. In 2008, Mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI bank. This shows impossible is nothing…

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me… but in 2020, I will b planning to…

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Apply for loan again ;-)…

Bazu me dam rakhta hun dil gham

Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se

wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun …

Kadam par hawa ki simt ka khayal

Kadam Kadam par hawa ki simt ka khayal rakhnaMushkil waqt mein bhi dost ko yad rakhnaMeri yad ki khushbu zaroor ai gi tumeinBUSAPNI NAK SAF RAKHNA…

Rukhsati k moqa per ek jawan larki

RukhSati k MoqA Per Ek jAwAn Larki bUrI tArah Ro Rahi tHI.

Ek Orat BoLi: Rona tO DuLhAn kO Chahiay,

ShAdi uSki hO Rahi hai tUmhAri To nAhi hO rAHI..

GirL:iSi LiAy tO Ro rAhi hOoN….

Miss beta abu kya krte hen

Miss : beta abu kya krte hen?

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Boy: pata nahi madam ma tu 9 baje so jata hon?????.;->

Girlagr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho

Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga

Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hoga

me apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho.

Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga.

Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna…

K kya ghila za zindagi jo soubhoton

K K kya ghila za za zindagi jo soubhoton ka safer

hui

GH GH gham nahi tehi asman ja ja jis tarah b baser hui

Da Da dardnak ghazab ki thee Da Da dastaan ulm meri

Ka Ka koi b tu na tha wahan Ja Ja jis ki ankh na

ter hui…

Agar larki ko ulti aaye to us

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,

To Us K Parents Poochte hain…

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain….

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !

MORAL !!!

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ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya…

Larkey Ko…

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai…

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: ?Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain??

Boy is falling asleep in class

BOY is falling asleep in class.!!

Teacher : wake up

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BOY : huh

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Teacher: go on the board and write the last thing I

just said

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BOY : yes sir

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BOY goes up on the board and write ‘ go on the

board and write the last thing I just said’ 😛 😀

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..

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1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho..

(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.)

aur

2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..

(qki aap uska kuch nahi kar sakte.)….

Ek pehlwan ka accident hua hospital me

Ek pEhLwan kA Accident hUa,

HospitaL Me SIR Se pAon tAk Pattioon Me pAra tHa,

Ek sahib Ne pOcHa pEhLwan G kEsAy hO?

PehLwan: MAr gYa hoOn,

SahiB BoLay: pEHLwan G kYUN JhoOT BoL Rahay hO?

PehLwan: Mar hI To gYa hoOn,

Agr Main Zinda Hota To kYa tUm Meray Munh Per Keh Saktay Thay K “MAIN JhoOt bOL rAha hoOn?”

Paadri ne ek bachay ko dantay huay

Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko Dantay Huay Kaha K Tum Jantay Ho K Agr Bachay Buri Harkat Krain To Kahan Jain Ge…!

Bacha:Of Course

Church K Peechay..!!…

70 years old man dil chaahta

70 years old man : dil chaahta hay ke shadi kar loon.

Friend : kr lo

Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?

Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa apne ap ho jaegi

Hospital ke samne kharay rakshay me eik

Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo.

Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.

Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana….

Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya

Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai

chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence dekho….

Gf is beauty ampamp wife duty

GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY

A boy was going with his gf

A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin….



The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….! :D…

Agr mujhay hkumat millay to 1 din

Agr MujhAy HkUMat mIlLaY To 1 dIN Me Load Sheding kA KhAtm Kr sAktA HoOn.

Wo kEsAy?

Generator Free kr K.

Aye saALA. . . .

Tension frEe….

What happens to a chartered accountant

What happens

to a Chartered

Accountant:

Mein matric mein

tha wo matric

Mein thi.

Me inter me tha

wo inter me thi.

Me C.A me agaya

woh B.A me thi.

Me C.A me tha wo MASTER me thi.

Mein C.A mein tha wo PHD mein thi.

Mein C.A mein tha wo DOCTOR bangaye.

Aj oski shadi hai or mein C.A mein he hun… ;->…

Aik kanjos aadmi marnay laga to aik

Aik kanjos aadmi

marnay laga to

aik gareeb nay

isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch

day jaye

Kanjos aadmi jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya don.!

Ajab larki thi rhti thi bs khayalon

Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may.

Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon may.

Clas room me pencil talash krti thi.

Wo bhool jati thi us ko lga k balon me.

Us ki ankhon se bazahir thi har ik bat jese.

Wo band rehti thi dil k hazar talon me.

Wo pyar choton se, izzat baron ki krti thi.

Na me bachon me aa ska na umar walon may.

FARAZ ab b agar haseeno k chehre na perhe.

To hum ne seekha kya university k chaar salon may… 😉

Ek chor reha hone se ek din

Ek chor reha hone se ek din pehle dosre se!

Tm reha ho kr sub se pehla kam kya karo ge

Dosra chor mai ek torch kharedun ga q k pichly dafa me ne andhairai mai bijli ke bajaye radio ka button on ker deya tha… ;->…

Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey

Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey 0

khaban dy rngley panguray wich bendey 0

nima nima hass k jaan kad lendey o

esey lae tay tusi sady dil wich rendey o..

Bechra dhobi mara phir raha hai kyun

Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai BBC news say abhi abhi pata chala hai ke us ka gadha is waqt yeh ‘sms’ parh raha hai….

Hotel k manger ne bari heriat se

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha

Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone Wale Badal Dia Ha ?

Police Fingure Print…=P ;->…

Ek chor reha hone se ek din

Ek chor reha hone se ek din pehle dosre se!

Tm reha ho kr sub se pehla kam kya karo ge

Dosra chor mai ek torch kharedun ga q k pichly dafa me ne andhairai mai bijli ke bajaye radio ka button on ker deya tha… ;->…

While dad was polishing his new car

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car. . . His 4 Yr Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On Da Side Of Car.

In His Anger, Dad Tonk Da Child?s Hand & Hit It Many Times, Not Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.

At The Hospital, His Child Said ? Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back??

Dad Was Hurt.

He Went Back To Car & Kicke It Alot Of Times.

Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches, Child Wrote ? I LOVE YOU DAD ?

Anger & Love Has No Limits

Ek sahab tez chaltay ja rahay tha

Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA?,

Ek Larki Ko d?kh kR ruK gAy? oR b?Lay?MAINay Apko Pehlay kahin dekha hai?

GirL aNswer:yes! I?m nurse ?N Mental hospital;-)…

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1: Pencil se.

2: Pen se.

3: Marker se.

Be positive yar ;…

Teacher to student give me a sentence

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With “I”

Student: I Is. . . .

Teacher: No, Always Say, “I Am”

Student: All Right,

“I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabets.

Moral:

Hmesha Efficiency Nahi Jharni Chahye, Kabi Kabi Students Ki B Sun Leni Chahye;) …

Mbile amp mobil oil me kya

M?BILE

&

MObil OiL

Me Kya SamE Hai?

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Dono Ka Kharcha InsaAN Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai….

Ek memon ne wakeel se mashwara krne

Ek Memon ne Wakeel se mashwara krne k baad 20 Rs Diye

Wakeel ne pucha:

Ye mere Secertry k liye hyn ya Peon k liye

Memon bola:

Ye tum teeno’n k liye hyn… ;->…

Let me kiss ur lips let feel

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE! This is ur friend ?PEPSODENT? reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday …

Laloji 1 mnth bush se english

LALOJI 1 mnth BUSH

se english ki traning

lekar vapas india aye.

1 din phone aya

laloji SAY"who ‘is speaking"

jawab aya "HUM SASURA BUSHWA BOLARA HOO"…

Whats difference bw the memories of a

What’s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?

A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn’t Marry…. ;->…

Memon shadi me bv se apna haath

Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di

Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen

To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)

Bna Rha Tha.

B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee. …

Husband wife chori k masley pe bat

Husband Wife Chori K Masley Pe Bat Kr Rhe They..

Husband:Jo Shaks Chori Krta Hai Wo Bad Me Pachtata Zaroor Hai…

Wife: Aur Tm Ne Jo Shadi Se Phley Meri Neendein Churai Thi Un K Barey Me Kya Khayal Hai?

Husband: Mai Apna Khayal Phle Hi Zahir Kr Chuka Hun K Jo Chori Krta Hai Wo Pachtata Zaroor Hai..=D …

Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?

5 Baar

4 Baar

3 Baar ?

Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .

Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .

Ok? ? ?

Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?

Think

Think

Think

Answer Is :

? King George ?

Jo Amitabh K Sikkay K Dono Baju Par Tha :p

Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye

Ek bar galib apna mu dhoney gye to un ko unki mehboob ki yaad aai unhone jhat se sher keh diya "Ankhon main hai tera aks, aur hath main hai sabun lux".. ;->…

Aey dost ab to aa k zamaney

Aey Dost Ab To Aa

K

Zamaney Guzar Gaye,

Aey Dost Ab To Aa

K

Zamaney Guzar Gaye,

Jin Jin Ke Tujh Pe Qarz Thay,

Wo

Sab k Sab

Dunia Se Guzar Gaye..:->…

Boy frend me tumhare ghar gaya tha

Boy Frend: Me Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mjhe Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi Ho Payegi.

Girl Frend: Q Mere Papa Se Milay Kia?

Boy Frend: Nhi, Tumhari Behan Se… ;->…

How pakistani professors speak english 1 dont

How pakistani Professors speak english:

1. don?t dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

4. All of u stand in a straight circle!

5.Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6.Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

7.I hav 3 daughters n all of them r girls…

Faqeer 1 rupay ka sawal hy sahab

Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab,

Sahab-Aray kam as kam meri auqat dkh kr maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka sawal hy sahab

Sahab- Abay, Apni auqat dkh kr maang. =P ;)…

Mama mene faqir ko dene k

Mama : mene faqir ko dene k liye tume 5 rupee diye thy, wo tum ne faqir ko de diye thy?

beta : ammi mene na 5 rupee ki toffy le li thi aur dokandar se k diya tha k tume chahiye k ye paise khirat kar do.

There were 2 friends jo and so

There were 2 friends JO and SO

1 day JO got frightened seeing a snake

and suddenly SO died.

Why did SO die..

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Becz JO dar gya

SO mar gya:-)…

Teacher tell me the names of 10

Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?

Student

Oxygen,

Chlorine,

Florine,

Bromeen,

Noreen,

Ambreen,

Samreen,

Nasreen,

Parveen &

Yasmeen!…

Once a journalist asks meera what types

Once a journalist asks Meera what Types of Roles do u prefer?

Meera Answers: wese tou mjhy chicken roll pasand hay magar beef roll bhi kha leti hoon… :p ;->…

Life before da computer memory was

LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER

*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.

*An Application Was 4 Employment.

*A Programe Was A T.V.

*A Cursor Used Profanity.

*A Keyboard Was A Piano.

*A Web Was Spider?s Home.

*A Virus Was The Flu.

*A CD Was Bank Account.

*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.

Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

Girl: realy?

Boy: yes.

After marrid boy left her

with in week,

Grl: y u did?

Boy: jan mainy kha tha

tmy apna bna k choro ga.

I dropped a coin in the wishing

I dropped a coin in the wishing well n prayed 4 an intelligent friend..

God gifted me YOU n said:

ITNE PAISON ME AISA He MILTA HAY….. ;->…

Kg boy on phone my son has

K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has

A Bad Cold And Won?t Come To School Today

Teacher: Who Is This

Boy: This?s My FATHER Speaking.

A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Boy main tum se shadi nahin kar

Boy: main tum se shadi nahin kar sakta, ghar walay manna kar rahay hain.

Girl: tumharay ghar main kon kon hai?

Boy: biwi aur 3 bachay

Doctor jab ap ko pata tha k

Doctor

Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Aap Chup Q Thy?

Sardar

pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi….