Funny SMS Collection

If u help a gal when she

if u help a gal when she is in problem she will always remember u only . . . . . . . .

Do u know the rules to succeed

Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ?? . . . . . . . . Nahi Pata. . .

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai k chahe us pagal stupid fool bewaquf nalaiq ko ketna b kuch keh lo

When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close

Pathan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota

Pathan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja

Maths and women are the two most

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Hugli dugli bugli agli bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Agli Agli Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! Hans mat , Yeh mantar rang kala karnay ka that jo to nay parh

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila kion?? memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!…

Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr

BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne

Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed

peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta Mannat Manngo ‘JANNAT’na Manngo

Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

The best n amazing part of life

The Best n amazing Part of Life is… When Your parents says…. . . . . . . Parhda tay tu hain nai, Chal

Classic example for students of different

Classic Example For Students Of Different Age Groups: 1st to 3rd Standard: …Hey I studied everything for exam … 4th to 6th std: Hey

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kar kuttay

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kaat kar Kuttay bhi hamray yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamaray ho na sakay per hum Kutton k Sardar

Bhikari allah ke naam pe kuch

bhikari : Allah ke naam pe kuch de do woman: kal ka salan kha lo gay? bhikari: haan ji! kyon nahin Woman: acha to

4 dost picnic pe ja rahe the

4 DoSt PiCnIc Pe Ja RaHe ThE PeHlA dOsT MAi bArAyAnI LAow gA DoSrA dOsT MA thAnDi gArAm BoTtLeS LAoW gA TeSrA dOsT MA

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai? Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe

My parents say i spend to much

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside . . . . …. . . . . Thank

Gadha bhi na khaye vo ghas

GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi kaho YAAR dost jHAKAS ho TUM. …

Baap betey sebeta btao quotalifquot se kya

Baap betey se:beta btao "alif" se kya ata hy..? Beta:Ye"Alif" walif se ajkl kuch nhi ata.. Sb pesey se ata hy… ;-…

Baap beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien tu car mang lena,Dokan dien tu ghar Beta: Dady

Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . . . . . . . . . . .

The poor wish to be rich

The Poor Wish To Be Rich … The Rich Wish To Be Happy … The Single Wish To Be Married And The Married Wish

Maa bete se agr tm ache kaam

Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai’n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jootey aap

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi, ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai, main ne kaha chup

Mom always said money doesnt grow

Mom Always Said: ‘ Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees…’ Kid: Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument

Larki hamara husn dekh kr ye log

Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain? larka: ye maana k larkay

Rukhsti k time dulhay mobile pa bell

RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman

Us bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa

Us Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen Gye Aur Us Ne Kaha . . . /

Newton 2nd law of ishq a

Newton 2nd law of ishq: A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her and girl in love with

Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath mein

Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai. Mashoor ye shetan hai. Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Parhna isay ata

Makan malik mai tumko kiraya dene k liye

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu Std-Theek hai ji, Main Diwali Holi Or Chrismas ke 3

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hy to

Bapu ne kAhA IzzAt kArni hy to Wife ki kAro, KhayAL rAknA hy to Wife kA rAkho, PyAr kArnA hy to Wife se kAro

1 bacha apni mom se 10 rupey

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se: Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein Mom: Kidhar Hai Faqir..? Bacha: Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech

There are 3 chambers in my heart

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached

Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat

Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu, Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle

Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan

Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan larkay ko choat lag gae aur khoon behney laga wo larki ko dekhne laga k wo apna

What is da similarity btween girlz amp

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones…? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay! πŸ™‚ …

Ek american ne pakistan farmer se pocha

Ek American Ne Pakistan Farmer Se Pocha: k Life Kesi Guzr Rahi Hai? Farmer: Buhat mAzay Me, Mujhay Drakht Katnay Thay, Andhi Chali sAaray

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try

Student to maths teacher sir english teacher

STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main

2 choozon ko pyar ho jata hy

2 Chooz’on Ko Pyar Ho Jata Hy. Jab Dono Barey Ho Jatey Hy To Unko Pata Chalta Hy K Dono Murghey Hyn .. Moral

Piaas lage to pani mat peena

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena ” pApPu” . . . Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . .

Na kisi ko chera karo se pange

Na kisi ko chera karo. Na kisi se pange liya karo. Na kisi ko dil diya karo. Na kisi se dil liya karo. Healthy

Height of kush fehmi a man

Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before…!! πŸ˜€ …

Jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai

jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai hai. mujh pe!…

Jawaab teri shayari ka denge hum mein

jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein…. …

A class of generals was taskd to

A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by

Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt

Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt aur khatey hain un k bhaiyon se woh kutt isi wajah se lakre larkiyon ko chor detey

Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Sin thita by Cos thita is

1 aurat ne darogha e jannat se kaha

1 Aurat Ne DAROGHA-e-JANNAT Se Kaha: * Mera NIKAH Kisi MOULVI Se Karva Den * FARISHTA Bola: * NIKAH Tau Karva Denge Pehle Koi

Arz kiya hai dar phirte hain gham e ishq

Arz kiya hai: Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . . . . . Laado

shaadi k din kareeb aye

? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi

Imagine u me join nasa

Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name

Boys rules for bikes use

Boy’s Rules For BIKES .. USE When Its NEW … RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW When Makes NOISE Unfortunately That’s The GIRL’S Rule To

Larki ka baapmein nai chahta ke meiri

Larki ka baap:mein nai chahta ke meiri beiti apni sari zinadagi eik ghade ke sath guzar de . . . Larka:is liye to main

Pehlay zmanay me jin hazir hota tha

Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha, ?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa? Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

New punishment 4 mobile owners miss call

New punishment 4 mobile owners. Miss call K Liay JAIL Sms k LiayUmer qaid.Call K Liay PHAANSI …..ap mat Daro; KANJUSO Ko To"AEK LAAKH"

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat bata raha tha Sher:jutt Rajput:Cheeta Butt:Arayin Malik:Zebra Khota:Arayin Khota replied O PA JI ma KHOTA hi theak

Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap

Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay, Akhir KaAR Unho0n Ne Car k Sheeshay pEr Note Likh Dia,

Aankhon me sharafat chaal nazakat dil

Aankhon Me Sharafat Chaal Me Nazakat Dil Me Sachai Cheray Par Safai Isi Liye Tou Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha

Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha? Socho.. Made in china.. Tabhi to love ki guarranty-warranty nahi hoti na…! :-D)…

A great thinker once said

A Great Thinker Once Said – A Man With His Tool In A Woman’s Mouth… …might be a D E N T I S

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata he ? ? ? 30 ka load ker wao to FARAZ 27 ka kiun aata he…

Shreef larky ki girlfriend romantic mood mein

Shreef larky ki GirlFriend romantic mood mein: Ghar pe koi nahi hay Aa jao Larka: Tum humare ghar aajao humare ghar mein sab log

Andhi chlay to sab se pehlay kya

Andhi ChLay tO SaB Se pEhLay kYa Hota Hai? Ankhain bAnd h0ti hAin. Na Darwazay bAjtay Hain, Na. LOG Munh Per r0maL Rakhtay hyN

Barson se jo bujhata raha meri piyass

BARSON SE JO BUJHATA RAHA MERI PIYASS MUFT MAIN”PAPPU” AAJ US NE HUMAIN KEH DIYA… 2 RUPAY GLASS.. 2 RUPAY GLASS……

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagi jane kia jado tha uski personality mai k

Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue

sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal! aaj kal blue tooth ka zamana hai na …

Hahahaha hahahaha pagal ho jo hansty

hahahaha . . . . . . . . . hahahaha . . . . . . . .hahahaha . . . .pagal ho

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki, badal garjey zor say baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi

Arz kiya hai samunder main water mein

Arz kiya hai.. Samunder main Water Water mein Fish.. Wah wah Samunder main Water Water main Fish Aap ko SALAAM aur aapki GirlFriend ko

Teacher lofer or offer may kia farak hai

teacher-‘lofer’ or ‘offer’ may kia farak hai??? ? student-simple mam larka’i love you’ bole to loffer or larki’i love you’ bole to offer.

Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . .

Ques defence ki larkion or tableegi jamaat

Ques: Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon me kia cheez yaksaan hoti hai? Guess Socho Ans: Dono ke PAAINCHAY opper hote hain,…

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta mugar mujhe zukam tha….

Super store walo ne nya salesman rakha

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha Boss new Salesman se milny gia to Wo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha tha Boss

Q what was the biggest tragedy in

Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne thakkur ki biwi ko maar diya phir uss k

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai …

A small girl looks at her brothers

A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently … .. .. .. … … … .. .. .. .. .. ..

Vari varsi khatat gaye ckhat k lyandapjamajera

Vari varsi khatat gaye c, khat k lyandapjama, jera ae msg par kpangra na pavay0apni mashoq dy bachyan da mama B0l00 tara rara……

1 choohay ko agar bille se love

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga? . . . . Very simple Billo

Hum gaye thay us ko manane

Hum Gaye Thay Us Ko Manane k Liye Wo Khafa Acha Laga Hum Ne Khafa Rehny Dia … Tashreeh: Is Shair Mein Shayer Apni

Teacher tum school kyun aate ho

Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho? Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir! Teachr : Phir tum class me so kyun rahe ho? Student: Aaj Sana

Ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass

ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass aae aur kehne lage k mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai doctor#speak in english women#mylonda

Sacha waqia bohot saal pehle ka zikar

Sacha waqia Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hey, 2 DOST they ek ka naam tha “JO” dusrey ka naam tha”WO” Ek din”JO”ko ek khofnak

Shah rukh throw his speaking wrist watch

Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch, & sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk k chaL Rai hAi. Watch RepLied: Abay sALay tU

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha

1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi,jis par likha tha “IMANDAR WAQEEL” Us ny 2,3 martaba

Maalik abi tk tujh se machar nhi

Maalik: Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han. Nokar: Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn, ye to unki

I am the most outstanding student

I Am The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class … Because , I Always Stand Outside The Class … =P ;-> [President Of Out-standing

Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha

Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?pagal: Main aik bulb hoon.Doctor: Tum jal Q nahi rahe?Pagal: Bewaqoof,

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu phely thi. . . . . . Gues

Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo