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Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki

Kai Aap ko 1 aisy battry ki zarorat hy jo 3 mah kam kary,2 hazar sms kar saky 20 ghanty lagatar call kary, is

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho

Agar Aap Ko Rona Aa Raha Ho,, To Aap Ussi Waqt Aayeena Dekh Len… Qasam se Aap ki Hansi Nikal Jaayegi

Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack

ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN K SaAthI Ne pOcha”KYA BaAt hAi?” aj YE ItnA

Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi

‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta, . . . . . . ‘Martay’ Hain To Duniya ‘BIRYANI’ khane ajati hai…..

A guy in aeroplane stood up suddnly

A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted, ?HijAcK? All passngrs got scared n raised hands ! 4rm other end of plane,a guy

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Teacher apko shahrukh khan ki movie rab

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila? Student : Ummeed Mat Haro Shadi K Bhad B Ladki

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi

Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,, “FARAZ” Pr us ne “way Gujra way,” kah ker apne bhai ko bula

60 people of the whole world r

60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why? Ans: Bcoz as u know that "jine lahore nai waikia o jamia hi

Kal sindh govt k elan mutabiq tamam

Kal Sindh govt k elan k mutabiq tamam sarkari or niji talimi edaray or dafatir band rahain gay. . . . . . .

1 bohat moti aurat cycle pe sawar

1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K “Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar”

Door se dekha to orange thapas ja

Door se dekha to Orange tha Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha Cheel k dekha to b Orange tha Kha k dekha to

Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-] …

Please spread it into your friendz community

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .A 17 Years Old Boy Need .. . . . . . .

Quotsajjad aliquot presents quotchal

"SAJJAD ALI" Presents! . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. .. . . .. . ..

The 1st advice of father to his

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving Lisence Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son, If U’re Going To

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo baharein

Fizayen kehti hain Pyar karo Baharein kehti hain Aankhein char karo Magar ghar wale kehte hain: Abhi Umar kam hai Beta . . Pehle

2 engineering ka students raat ko study

2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA. 1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA? DOSRAY NE 1 PATHAR UTHA KR SAMNA WALA GHAR PA

Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force “F” by kicking a cow and 4 dat it

Dear friends instead 0f tagging

Dear Friends , “Instead 0f Tagging Me In Ugly Pictures 0n Facebook, I Wish You Could Just Say “I Hate You” Straight To My

Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Veeru: Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna Basanti: Veeru darr mat maine chaddi pehni hi nahi…..

People say advantage of telling truth

People Say Advantage Of Telling TRUTH Is That You Don’t Have To …Remember What You Said …. !!! . . . But Lets Just

A couple had three sons named rehmat e

A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi & mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son was born they decided to name him BAS KAR-E-

La ka duka taka saka h0h0h0h0h0h0

La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kaisa Laga Song Mera? Nahi Sumjh Aya? Kamino! Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To

Teacher 2 aisi cheezo k naam

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao, jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte. Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!…

Aaao toh phir aaao mujhse khelo

Aaao toh phir Aaao…….. mujhse khelo……. Aapne paise barbad kare toh dekhi…… Tumhe aaisa DOST kha milega…… jo paise karacha karenga……AUR "ullu kahenga"………

Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun? …

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA. WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SEETI BAJANE LAGE RAKH KE

Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,, pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? …

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Observation old age is when you

Observation: Old Age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons.. Rather than romantic ones… ;->…

Hamare dil ne jab chaha tab aap

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the hamare Dil ne jab chaha tb tab Aap jaage the Q k wo hum

Some say the glass is half empty

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say ?are you gonna drink that?? …

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha1 kamzor

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha.1 kamzor sa admi sab se peche langrata hua bhag raha tha k achank us ki raftar tez hogae

Cid sher arz hai shaam ka suraj

C.I.D sher arz hai.. shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai wah wah.. Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai.. Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0

Suna hai shahid afridi has no girlfriend

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend Why?? Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai.. Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk

Kya aankhein hain aapki kya baatein aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai… maano…"Shhhsss…KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai….;)…

An elephant cow and a khota

An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . .

A poem by evry girl husbnd

A poem by evry girl Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka wo lite ho Body jiski tight ho Jb saas

Angrez zamano ki kahania once there

Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . . He goes slowly to his home. . . .

U know students ki kab eid

U Know Students Ki Kab EID Hoti Hai Jab teachers chutti karty hain…

Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apne 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea unn k saamne Dariya mein chalang laga di, 1, Damaad ne uss ko bacha

Height of kush fehmi a man

Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before…!! 😀 …

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne tkr mari 0r drwaza durr

New age ashiq yeh ishq nai

NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k gHaR kA gAtE hAi bAnD,dEwAaR sE hAi kUoD k

What is the similarity b3tw33n jodha akbar

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne? . . . . . . . . . . . . dOnO Achchee

apni wife se!!!

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami

Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami hy, National Namak Estamal kr Bachy tujh me Iodine

Student yaar dhokha ho gaya

Student : “Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya” Dost:”Kya Hua?” Student: “Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!…

T h e s u n

T h e S u n l i g h t O f L O V E W i l l K i l

ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya

Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta….jis tarha T.V main toote rabta …

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k dil mein mere hai DARD-e-DISCO

Admidhobi se tum itne buray kapday dhotay

.ADMI(DHOBI SE): TUM ITNE BURAY KAPDAY DHOTAY HO. 1 KAPDAY KO PHAAD KAR 2 KR LATAY HO! DHOBI: JANAB MERI SHARAFAT BHI TO DEKHYE.

Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi

If some1 asks me wat is humanity

If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me, Put my arms around u, and

Marez doctor se me 1 month se

Marez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua. Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se

Profesor wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder

Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u? Student: Same here sir! ;-)…

Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom

Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Mujhay nahi maloom tha k aik

Boy purpose a girl i love u

Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u girl: bhai urdu wich bolo, main unparh hon boy: kuch

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 Aur Utna Balance Mere Num Pe snd kry, ma

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe

“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy.. 1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

What is the diffrence bw 1 call

What is the diffrence b/w 1. Call Girl 2. Girlfriend 3. Wife (Answers) 1. Prepaid 2. Postpaid 3. Free & Unlimited….

Rona tay onna di aadat see

Rona tay onna di aadat see , asi aiweain dil noo laa bethay.., O nack poonjh k chalay gaye , asi nawan Rumaal ganwa

Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…

Lo garz kia hai main aik bus

Lo GArz kia hai Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Wah Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Mera

Mom always said money doesnt grow

Mom Always Said: ‘ Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees…’ Kid: Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument

Husband and wife were fighting husbandtu sali

husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their san who was nearby politely said aur main sala pupy. hahhaa…

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . Wah wah! . Koi larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . D0ob

Pyra dost film mein kam karo

PYRA DOST! FILM MEIN KAM KARO GAY? ROLL SIRF ITNA HAI K 1LARKI AP KO 1 BAND GHAR ME LAY JAY GI OR AP

Banking sector is very much similar

Banking Sector Is Very Much Similar To Public Toilet Reason: … People Outside Are Desperate To Come In And People Inside Are Dying To

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat. . . . . . . . . . kAbi

Date per janay k liye pan wale

DATE Per janay k liye, pan wale se DING DONG kya mangi faraz, woh bola ‘karte hain jo kam wrong, un k liye nahi

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

Boysuit bara acha pehna hai girlthanx blipstik

Boy:Suit bara acha pehna hai Girl:Thanx B:lipstik bohot achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up b bohot acha kiya hai G:Thanx"bhai" Boy: phir b achi

Girl panditji mere 2 boy friend hain

Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kon hoga? Pandit: pehle se shadi hogi

Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti

Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti hai… Faraz . . Jis ki khud matric mein hisaab ki supply thi…!!!…

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha “Faraz” Aaj uska baita bola . . . . . . . Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi

Teacher student se mamooli ko jumle me

Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo. Student ne socha socha socha socha Socha aur bola,Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati

Science teacheragar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science Teacher:Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. STudenT:par sir use

Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam

Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati… …

Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To

Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur

Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI PEECHE "DARLING" bcz hum hai sms walli "HEYY BABY"…

Hum guzrey unn ki gali sey ajab

Hum Guzrey Unn Ki Gali Sey Ajab Itfaaq Thaa. Unhoon Ne Phool Phenka Gamla B saath Thaa..<:)…

Joke peter was telling a friend that

*JOKE* Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.

Aj ka ehem sawallarki phasana mushkil kam

Aj Ka Ehem SawalLarki Phasana Mushkil kam h YaPhasi hwe larki se jan Chhurana..??;-)

Monaaunty auntyshani uncle ny jo singapoor wali

MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay De Thi Wo Nadi Mein Gir Gai Magr Phr Bhi Chal Rahi Hy, Aunty:Kya? Ghari…!!

Story aik din wo hm se milnay

Story:- Aik din wo hm se milnay aye hm so rhay thay. Aglay din hm un se milnay gye wo so rhay thay. Moral:-

Democratic diffrence between usa and pakistan

Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place but cannot shit. In Pakistan u can shit in

Ek swimmer to his frnd ma pani

Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho? Frnd: ma boht din

Oey kuti ke bachey kitne

Oey kuti ke bachey.. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kitne pyaray hote hain..hain na? …

Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay

?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop . . . . Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay

Socha Yaad Na Karke

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko, Par Koi Chot Aap Ko Lagi To Dard Hume

Hight of hasrut written at the

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi”…

Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . . . . . . . . . . .