Ik larki thi dewani si bcom

Ik larki thi dewani si.

B.COM me wo parhti thi..!

Dupatta oarrh kar,

Kitaben utha kar,

Library se guzra karti thi..!

Kuch parhna tha shayad us ko,

Fail hone se wo darti thi..!

Jb b milti thi mujh se wo ye pucha krti thi

Ye B.COM kese hota hai?

Ye B.COM kese hota hai..?

Aur Main sirf yehi keh patatha..!

Kitaben khuli hon ya hon band..

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Kese kahon main oh yara ye..!

B.COM Kese hotA hai!…

Angrez zamano ki kahania once there

Angrez zamano ki kahania.!

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He goes slowly to his home.

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He continue his journey slowly

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There waz brigde in way of mouse

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He slowly crosed the brigde

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He waz nearly to his home

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At last he reached the home after long time

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Moral:

slowly and steady wins the race

A young pakistani man excitedly tells

A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells

His Mother He’s Fallen In Love

& Says”I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women

& U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry”

Da Next Day,

He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

Thy Chat 4a While

Later He Says, ” Ok Maa,

Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry.”

She Imediatly Replies,”The 1 On D Right.””

Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?”

The Pakistani Mother Replies

” I Dont Like Her”!!!! …:-P …

funny but fact larki se

* Funny but fact…

* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti h.. ๐Ÿ™‚

* Kamiyab Aashiq w0h, jo mehb0ba ko b.v ni Ban’nay Deta.. ๐Ÿ™‚

* Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin ๐Ÿ™‚

* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na h ๐Ÿ™‚

* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0.. ๐Ÿ™‚

* D0st0n zindagi enj0y kro, kal tmhari shadi ho jaegi :-)…

Aik train driver ne achanak ko patri

Aik train Driver ne achanak train ko patri se utaar kar jungal ki taraf bagane laga,

Doosare Driver ne kaha k aisa q kar rahe ho?

Pihla Driver Bola k patri par ek aadmi kara ta.

Doosare Driver ne kaha aise logon ko kuchal dena chahiye,

Pihla Driver: Main to usko kuchalne hi wala ta k wo aadmi patri se utar kar jungal ki taraf baag gaya isi liye main train ko jungal ki taraf baga raha hon.

Ampquotaampquot ki biwi ampquotbampquot ampquotbampquot bhabhi

"A" ki Biwi "B",

"B" ki Bhabhi "C",

"C" ki beti "V",

"V" ka dada "G"

"G" ki biwi "K",

"K" ki beti "T",

To batao ‘A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?

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