Funny SMS Collection

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki jhuki si tera chehra

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa, jab tere chehre par haath fera , Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila?…

Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b jaun to ay dost’ Mere marne ka Gum na krna, Aansu be na bahana, Mera Janaza b na uthaana

ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya

Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta….jis tarha T.V main toote rabta …

Girlfriend or police may kya bat c0m0n

Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay? S0cho! S0cho! Or s0cho! Don0 he paysa kha kar ch0r daytay hain! …

Maa beta america se mery liye jawan

Maa. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana.

Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem* Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star.

Govt school k bache ksi ko

Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha. Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi, ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai, main ne kaha chup

!! EZAAN !!~

August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? All Girls Shoutd Loudly Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K

Is tarah na karo log kiya

Is tarah na karo Log kiya kahengay… Akhir izzat bhi koi cheez hai.. Zara soch lo.. Bas bohot hogaya Ab mera kehna manlo.. Aur…

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill is 1 yr old By return mail the lawyer

Tumhari yaad to mujhe aise aati hy

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy “PAppu” , , , JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN… ;->…

Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien

jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se ek…….ki kis kis kiss kissa sunau….. bili aur chuhe

Jaan e jigar jann tamana

Jaan e jigar . . Jann e tamana . . Araz ki hai. . . Jaan-e-jigar . . Jaan e tmana . . .

A small kid wrote 2 santa clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send me ur mother.?…

Do0b jati hy kashtiyan jab atey tufan

Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge Bh0ol

Ek khubsurat larki bank gai aur manager

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…” Manager: “Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K

Jab himesh reshmya mar gaya to

Jab Himesh Reshmya mar gaya to , Bhagwan ne us se poocha tum ne zindagi mai kya kiya ? Himesh bola : Ishq kiya

1 din farista janwaron ko unki zat

1 din 1 farista janwaron ko unki zat bata raha tha Sher-jutt Cheeta-rajput Hathi-butt Zebra-malik Khota-arain khota replied: o pai main khota hi theek

Kamla dhola ajeeb thi giaya hai

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya Hai Wat Vi Dil Dey Qareeb Thi Giaya Hai Pata Nahi Mekoon ?M? Nai karinda KHALOOS Muk Giaya Hai

Dctorap pagl q hwe pagl m ne1bewa

Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe? Pagl: m ne1Bewa se shadi ki us ki jwan beti se mre Bap ne shadi ki, Wo mri Ma bn

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

Terrifying english by a pt teacher

Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =)) 1. There is no wind in the football. 2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk

Kidi wana tel u something fatherits

Kid:I Wana Tel U Something Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating (Aftr Eatng) Father : Now Tell Me. Kid : There Was A

Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha haijis

Sub se zayada budkismat wo bodha hai,jis ko badhape main b gonahon ki tamana ho……

Difference between love and arrange marriage

Difference between love and arrange marriage. Arrange: Jisme shadi ki waja se baby ho. Love: Jisme baby ki waja se shadi ho.;-) …

Shan stopd a girl and askd with

Shan stopd a girl and askd with love:CHHANDA?! Girl fastly gave him Rs.50 and said:?YE chanda kisi masjid ka hai ya foUNDAtioN KA?? …

Love is iodex hr kisam k dard

Love is IODEX hr kisam k dard Dour kary’ LOVE is SUPEREME … ‘yehi to hai wo apna pan’ LOVE is HABIB COOKING OIL

Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to

1 pathan cycle sath le kar bhaga

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao. Khaan: Agr

Pati office jaa raha tha patni

Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha.. Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’ Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai, Main Bhi

A dost tum b likha kro shayri

a dost tum b likha kro shayri dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga log phenkay gay anday tmatar tm pr to shaam

Tamam studntz sy appeal hy k wo

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn. A msg

Main b mulk ka naam roshan krna

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan Krna Chata Tha “Pappu” Magar Load Shaiding Ki Waja Se Kr Na Saka…=P …

Dukandar ny subha dukan kholi to 2

Dukandar ny subha subha dukan kholi to 2 kuty agy bethy hue thy Dkandar;Oye tusi aethy ki ker ray ho? Kuty: yar sari raat

How to impress a kam wali

How To Impress A Kam Wali ? Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . . Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko

Kal raat mein ne phlangi girlz hostel

KaL rAAt mEIn nE pHlAnGi GIrLz hOsTeL ki dEwAAr. . hOsTEl mEiN tHaY kUtTe cHaR PhAr gAy mUje cHarOoN k cHaR. mSg nA pHaR

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se

1 reaserch k mutabiq larkian larko se ziada mehnti hoti he. Q k 100 me se 10 larkia naturaly khubsurat hoti hen baqi apni

1 aurat ne ishara krke taiz a

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka. Driver: Kaha jana hai? Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai. Zara

Diff bw mirror n frend a in

Diff. B/w mirror n frend? A-In mirror, the REFLECTION may differ 4m INNER NATURE But in frend BOTH r same coz HE is a

Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho

Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho. Wo kOn hO sAktA hAI? "CHOTTA DON"…

Bap betay se panch or panch kitna

Bap betay se! Panch or panch kitna hota hai? Beta! Das Bap ne khushi se 10 rupay inam dia. Beta masomiyat sa! Mujhay inam

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro, yeh pyaar hai, pyaar nahin koi MAX bar jo

Wo bole quotmehfil mei kahin hamare joote

Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise jayege", Hamne kaha"aap shayari shuru kar dijiye itne aayege k count

Old man school k principal se zara

Old man school k principal se: Zara rizwan ko buladein Principal: Aap kon? Old man: Mai uska dada Principal: Wo chutti leker ap k

One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha Yar Main Ro Rha Hun

Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe

Apni zindgi se kuch pal dedo mujhe! Aaj na sahi apna kal dedo mujhe! Khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari! Magar apni kisi

Tajmehal kiya cheez hai isse bari imarat

Tajmehal Kiya Cheez Hai…. Isse Bari Imarat Banaunga…. Mumtaz Tou Mar k Dafan Hoi Thi…. Tujhe Tou Mein Zinda Hi Dafnaunga….! Ha Ha Ha

Boss 2 secrtary chaey tea bana do

Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do. Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni? Boss: 2 Spoon. Secrtary: Doodh kitna? Boss: DoodH bus Dikha do me khud

Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten

Sunehri Baatein Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna 1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou Pattey Hiltey Hyn 2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou Nahi Hiltey

45 saal ka aadmi larki dekhny gaya

45 saal ka Aadmi larki dekhny gaya! Larki ki maa dekh k behosh ho gai jab Hosh aaya Waja poochi? Tou boli 25 saal

Golden wordz

“Golden word,z”

U s k 5 intehai intelegent doctors

U-S K 5 Intehai Intelegent Doctors ki teaM is baat pe Research kar rahi thi agar insan ka diMagh nikal liya jaye to kya

dekhte kya ho macchar hai

* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do Aur So Jao….

2 men jumping from a terrace 1st

2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness Record Holder. . . 2nd Man: This Is My

Lady on fone i think u

Lady On Fone: I Think U R The FATHER Of One Of My Kids Man: R U Ms. Khan? Or Ms. Dev? Lady In

Techr tm class me ghada kyn le

Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye? Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete

Kis kis ki mahfil main na ko

Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss ko mis kya,ek main tha jis

Har koi pouch raha hay kiya kartay

Har Koi Pouch Raha Hay Kiya Kartay Ho..? Goya Ke ISHQ Koi Kaam Hi Nahi….!…

Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a

Railway officer taking an interview fr0m a j0b applicant: Agr tmhe pata chale k 2 train ek hi track pe opp0site dircti0n me a

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay tere dosti ka silha hum is tarah nibhaigay shadi ho tere aur dulhan

Son sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai

Son: Sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai? Father: Pata nahiN Son: Aap ki is la-ilmi ki saza mujhay kal school meiN milay gi….

Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,, pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? …

Sir pyar aur ishq main kya farq

Sir,,, Pyar aur ishq main Kya farq hai Student,,, Pyar wo jo ap apni beti se karte hain Sir,, Shabash aur ishq ? Student,

Ager kisi ko se pyar ho jaye

Ager kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye to kiya karna chahiye.? . . Think !! . . . Dono ki shadi karwa deni

Zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy or apni

1 admi public bathroom gya aur hour

1 AdMi pUbLiC bAtHrOoM gYa aUr 1 HoUr k bAaD NikLa. BaHr bEtHa hUwA JaMaDaR boLa: 20 RuPe bHaI G AdMi BoLa: BhAi MaI

Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz all hostesses r above 50 …

Journalist aap ka favrt phool kon sa

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-] …

2 bewakoof glass khareed rhe thay

2 BEWAKOOF glass khareed rhe thay._ 1 Glass table pe ulta pada dekh kar pehla bewakoof, dosre se bola,” YAR is glass ko mat

A man saw 3 parrots 4 sale

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale. He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.

Its not difficult to describe this

It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? . . . . . . . . . .

Everything is possible in this universe nothing

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible. . . . . . . Wana example ? . . . . . . Very

Woh kya jaanay mere dil par guzarti

Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai**FARAZ** Jub woh mujhe baar baar class main pouchti hai”Bhai time kya hai?….

Boyme tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye

Boy:Me tumse shadi nai kar sakta isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere muje wapis karo! Girl:bari c basket samne rakhte hue)is mein

What iz similarity between sun amp wife

What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k 2ono ke taraf ankh utha k nhe daikha ja

Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha! Teacher: O I C… Student: Allah di qasam O

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi “Ay Allah Main Apne

Tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary

tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho pta hai kahan say . . . . . . . . . dooooooor say

Best pnishmnt tht u can give

Best Pnishmnt Tht U Can Give To A Boy! Give Him A Mobile Wth A lot Of Girl’s Phone Nmbers & Unlimited Credit &

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na

Eating rotten fruit sleeping near drainage

Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A Million Times Better Than Believing A Girl! 😉 …

Judge tum ne ek hi raat me

Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI? Chor: haAN Sahib, Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata….

Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay

?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop . . . . Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay

Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur

Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI PEECHE "DARLING" bcz hum hai sms walli "HEYY BABY"…

Ik buzurg sham ko ksi k

ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye. Sara khaandan Baba G k pas jama tha. Kisi ny shaan me Gushtakhi kr

Bachay k0 ghar se bahir bhejte huey

BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi dAr rahta hAi?? . . . . . .

Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap

Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa, ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr gaya hai? Doctor ne jawab diya… Mard k dil

Patient mujhe bimari hai na khaon

Patient : mujhe bimari hai, na khaon to bhook lagti hai, na souon to neend aati hai or ziada kam ker ke thak jata

A old man calling his wife

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar

Teacher student se mamooli ko jumle me

Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo. Student ne socha socha socha socha Socha aur bola,Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati

Boy can i take your picture

boy : Can I Take Your Picture? . girl : Well Of course, Why Not..!! . boy Takes A Picture Then he Says, ‘Thank

Ek din milla wo mujh say

Ek din milla wo mujh say, Bujha bujha sa Jhuka jhuka sa Udasiyoun main Racha bassa sa …. Jo main nay poochha.. Udaas kyon

Amitabh mere paas rocket hai

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai, Shurli Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Anaar Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Shashi Kapoor – Mere Paas

Memon paros se zara iodex le aao

Memon: Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao B.V: Wo Log Nhi Denge Memon: Han Bare Hi Kanjus Or Bad Ikhlaq Log Hain Chalo Phr