Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress

To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh

Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres

To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress

Boley to Majnu aik dum FRESH ..

Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai

aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai

magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..

Teacher tum school kyun aate ho

Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho?

Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir!

Teachr : Phir tum class me so kyun rahe ho?

Student: Aaj Sana nahi aye na is liye….

According to a new study

According To A New Study …

”Students That Snore Get Lower Grades …”

Especially

”If They Are Snoring

In The Class During Lecture …” ;->…

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha:

Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho

Sharabi chillaya:

Roko roko men ghalat bus men baith gaya ;->…

2 qaidi jail mein new aty hain

2 Qaidi jail mein new aty hain. Pehle qaidi dosre se puchta hai ke tum kis jurm mein jail aay. Pehla Qaidi bola 25 murder kiye thay. Tum batao kis jurm mein jail aay. Pehla qaidi sharmindgi se, ‘No ball kiya tha’.

Dedicated to Jawari Player of Pak Team.

Abhi kuch dair pehle banaras al asif nipa

Abhi kuch dair pehle Banaras, Al-Asif, Nipa, Hasan Square, Gulshan, 5 Star, Airport, Shahrah-e-Faisal, Tariq Road, Numahish, or Sadar ke kuch Areas me na mal00m Afraad ne Mukhtalif Buses ko Roka or

Usme Baith kar apne apne Ghar Chal egaye 😀 :-D…

Winter is going 2 start if u

Winter is going 2 start…

If u want to protect yourself from cold..

Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy

Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo;->…

A sheikh boy is in love with

A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl.

1 din Larki ne kaha k

Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana,

Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka

Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b?d aya,

Larki ne waja pochi:

Wo mai sika dhond raha tha

Larki:Pagal wo to Me ne dhaga bandh k phenka tha.

Breaking news by geo

BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : ”

wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan. . . . ”

Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gai .

1 boy to another yaar tum

1 boy to another:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!

Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha…

Jb akela pan mehsus ho jab

Jb akela pan mehsus ho

Jab har janib khamoshi ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jae

Jb tangen thak jae

To

Samj lena

apko TOILET me bethe kafi der ho gayi hy ;->…

When i go wrong need ur hand

When i go wrong, need ur hand 2 correct,

wHen emotions bust out,need ur hand 2 catch,

wHen i win,need ur hand 2 pat.

In short

"YE HATH MJHE DE DEY THAKUR" ;->…

Fawara chowk ka na hota khyber

Fawara chowk Ka Fawara Na Hota.

Khyber Gate Ka Nazara Na Hota.

Fashion Ne Larkion Ko Bigara Na Hota.

To Aaj Ek B Larka Awara Na Hota.

Dedicated to all ack enchers

Dedicated To All ?ack ?enchers 🙂

THE TALE OF A BACK BENCHER

No, Matter What The Teacher Asks

I’m Always At My Θwn Tasks

?itting Θn My Last ?ench I Always ?leep

?ut When The ?xams ?ome I Always Weep

The Teacher Has ?ome And He Has Gone

?itting Θn My Last ?ench I Always Ψawn

On My Last ?ench ?ome The ?weetest Dreams

?ut They Always ?nd When The Teacher ?creams

Looking At All This I ?ometimes Try To Dream

That Θne Day I’ll Also ?it At The Front And ?ecome The ?ation’s ?ream

Even Then I Will Love This ?orrowful Trench

?ecause I’m Writing This Poem Θn The ?ame Last ?ench.”

Hai Na Marey kahani..

Son mom mubarik homeri 7 janmo k

SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi

MOM: Acha Beta Wo kOn c?

SoN: Mujhay Star Plus kI SeriAL Me kAm MiL Gya hai…..

U can tell a child is growin

U can tell a child is ?growin up? when he stops askin

?where he came from

&

starts refusing to tell where he is going

Once an ant decided to jump

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???

Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!…

Ek khubsurat larki bank gai aur manager

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…”

Manager: “Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn… ?”

Larki: “Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi,

Bas

Jis k Paas Bank Balance Ziada Ho, Us K Sath Khol Longi…” =P ;->…

Dad son what do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it….

Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo… ;->

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha

“Faraz”

Aaj uska baita bola

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Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

Moral:

Har aashiq mamu nai banta.;-):-)…

Paigam.. SMS# 155

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam…

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro,

yeh pyaar hai,

pyaar nahin koi MAX bar jo thora sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya?!!

Ek 70 saal ki umr k baba

Ek 70 SaAL ki uMr K Baba G,wAfaAT Pa gAye.TO HamSaYE nE uN k nAwa?ay SE POCHA:KesAy Foot Huay?

Nawasa:MarhoOM kO bhoOLnA? kI aDAT thI sAns LeNA bHoOL gAye….

Tum meray liye aik mobile ki tarah

tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,

khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,

Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,

mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,

hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.

Golden words a man who

Golden Words.:

” A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl..”…

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka,

…Yaar ne he loot lia pyar yaar ka..

REMIX..

…acha kurta sia tu ne mere naap ka..

…naap lia mera,sia mere baap ka:-) …

Larki k nakhry 1 call me

Larki K Nakhry

1 Call

Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun

2 Call

Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai

3 Call

Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H

4 Call

1 Br Hi MiloGi

5 Call

Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p…

Reality of our country most of

Reality Of

OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class

passed students get

…technical seats;

Some become Doctors

& some become

Engineers.

The 2nd class passed

students pass MBA &

become Administrator

& control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed

students enter in to

Politics & become

Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

“UNDERWORLD”

&

Control all the Above =P =D …

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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“Baaki Parcel Kardo”

I have no gold to send u

I have no gold to send u ..

I have no diamond to send u ..

I have no credit to call u ..

I have just desi words to say u that

"Chal bay sms2friends.org Visit Kar" …

1st frnd tum aasman ki taraf kya

1sT fRnD: TuM AasMaN kI tArAf kYa dEkH rHe hO?

2Nd FrNd: mAiN mENgAi kO DeKh RhA hUn, Jo mUsaLSaL aSmAn sE bAteIN kR Rhi hY oR kAmoSh HoNE kA nAm nHi lE rHI Hy….

Girls stupidity they wont even give

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

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They wont even give their phone no.

even to a KNOWN person

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But they give all their PRIVATE details

to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap

meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna dhoondte reh jaoge….

Boss 2 secrtary chaey tea bana do

Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do.

Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?

Boss: 2 Spoon.

Secrtary:

Doodh kitna?

Boss:

DoodH bus Dikha do me khud Daal longa…!!…

1 ladki se ladke ne dil manga

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi

Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?

Dil to bachha he ji

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

DiL Ne KahA

ChALo SMS KarAin,

SochA!!

" Dil To PagAL Hy "

Phir KhAyAL AayA

ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi,

JiSkO KarnA Hy

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Woh B To

PAGAL He Hy…. ;->

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009

Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums

Of That Time When I Was A Kid??

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Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook… 😀 …

Dil maango to dil doon ga

Dil maango to dil doon ga

Jaan maango to jaan doon ga

Dharkan maango to woh bhi doon ga

Pyar maango to woh bhi doon ga

kyon ki

in sab films ki CD’s meray paas hain

A food amp health forum speaker asked

A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years, after u eat it?

After a long silence, an old man answered:

?Wedding cake?…

Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala

Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala Tittar…

Wah wah wah

faraz k ghar men hai ek kala Tittar…

bari gal keti a. paa lao lamiyan te la lo litt

1 choohay ko agar bille se love

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love

ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?

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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

Baap beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien tu car mang lena,Dokan dien tu ghar

Beta: Dady larki dien tu oski Maa mang lon?…

Two friends are talking to each other

Two frIEnDS aRe Talking To Each Other,

1st: Kal Tumhare Pati Pipe Se Apne Flat Mai Ja Rahe The.

2nd:Haan Pairon Mai Plaster K Baad Doctor Ne Unhe Seediyan[stairs] Chadne Se Mana Kiya Hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…"

boley to….

sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588…

Two snake sitin in the jungle

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma…

Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi

sitaron se aagay

jahan aur bhi hain

abhi ishq ke

imtihaan aur bhi hain

ik tumhe jalati

nahin mere dil ko

tumharay siwa

larkian aur bhi hain

2 men jumping from a terrace 1st

2 Men Jumping From A Terrace.

1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness Record Holder. . .

2nd Man: This Is My 1st Time, I’m PEPCO Share Holder =P ;->…

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge?

BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to?

MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai.

Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha

Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta?

BACHA: Pete to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha.

Musafir ne Piyala Zameen Par de Mara

Bacha Rote hoye Bola:

Aami! Inhone Piyala Toor Diya Ab hum KUTTAY ko Kis Bartan me Pani Pilainge……..

Ek professor sahib or unki bv chhat

Ek pRofesSor Sahib Or UnkI B.v Chhat Per BethAy huAy thAy-

Ek dUm zOr ka tOfaAN Aaya

Or MakaAN Ki Chhat Ko Ura K Le Gaya,

Jab tOfan Ruka To Dono Ek Park Me Giray Paray Thay,

ProfesSor sAhib B.v Ki aAnkhon me Aanso Dekh K BoLay,

Roti Kyun Ho?

Khuda Ka Shukar KrO K hmAri jAN Bach gAi,

B.v: Ye tO khusHi k Aanso hAin,

Aj Hum 3 saAL BaAD Ikhtay gHar sE NiKlAy hAin….

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

Arz kiya hai samunder main water mein

Arz kiya hai..

Samunder main Water

Water mein Fish..

Wah wah

Samunder main Water

Water main Fish

Aap ko SALAAM aur aapki GirlFriend ko

KISS

abhi bol na wah wah …

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.

Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?

Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!