Ek angrez karachi aya kuch dino me

Ek angrez Karachi aya kuch dino me yahan ki zuban sekh gayaUska interview huaQ. Aap Ko KARACHI kesa laga?A. LushQ. yhan ki life kesi lagi?A. Boht phteek hy yhanQ. Log kese lagay?A. Boht Chiraandi.Q. Yahan apne kia seekha?A. Maine ye sekha hy agr karachi me rehna hy tuJiye BHAI BHAI khna hyQ. Yahn khane mai kia psnd aya?A. Gutka Q. Yahan ap kis shaks se milne ki khowaish rkhty hn?A. Angrez kuch der soch kar bola:Zubeda aapa se…….:-P

Imran hashmi ne apni girl frend ko

Imran hashmi ne apni girl frend ko pheley

(FOOTHPATH)

pe pataya

phr apna

(AASHIQ BANAYA)

magr uski

(JANNAT)

zyada time tak na rahi

un dono k beech mai

(AWARAPAN)

krta hua

1

(GANGSTER)

a gya

phr usne

(CHOCOLATE)

me

(ZEHER)

mila kr

uska

(MURDER)

karwaya.

Gangster ne us k

(AKSAR)

khwaab me a kar kaha

(TUM SA NAHI DEKHA)

to Imran hashmi ne kaha is

(KALYUG)

me

(JAWANI DIWANI)

hai

is liye is

(RAAZ)

ko raaz hi rakhna…..

school life most irritating moment

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~

Most Irritating Moment –

Morning Alarm…

Most Difficult Task –

To Find Socks…

Most Dreadful Journey –

Way To Class…

Most Lovely Time –

Meeting Friends…

Most Tragic Moment –

Surprise Test In 1st Period…

Most Wonderful News –

Teacher Is Absent… =P 😉 …

Suno! SMS# 11

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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.
wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

Ek american ne pakistan farmer se pocha

Ek American Ne Pakistan Farmer Se Pocha: k Life Kesi Guzr Rahi Hai?

Farmer: Buhat mAzay Me,

Mujhay Drakht Katnay Thay,

Andhi Chali sAaray neechay gIr gAyE,

Ghas Katni Thi,

Asmani bIjLi gIri,

SaAri kHud hI Jal gAi,

Bas aB ZaLzLay kA IntizaAr hAi,

TaAkay neEchAy kI ZameEn oOper aA JayE Or mAin aALo kAatnay kI Zehmat sE Bach jAoN….

Grade buray aatay hain mujhe phir bhi

grade buray aatay hain

Mujhe phir bhi akallll…ll…. kion nahin aati hai??

Najany kab say…..

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sab formulay hain..!

sab theorian hain……!!

bhoola do unhain..!

jila do unhain………………………..

ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Door jitna ‘A’ hay mujh say… paas ‘E’ kay main..

Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main….

teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..

Ab to zinda hoon main tuiition center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey…

theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sata-a…!

yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey…

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey

hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh….

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoany main

hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

jenious_khan@hotmail.org

0321-2147501

21-M-KHI…

Santa roj apni kichen me jatasugar box

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna….!

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

Tez

hava

ka jhonka

aya

sath me

teri

khushbu

laya

tab mere

dil me

khayal

aya

mera dost

aaj bhi

nahin

Nahaya

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

Na Moh na Maya hai,

Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..

Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,

NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai…

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA…!!

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Garnal major ne aik roz mulazim ko

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?…

Kai aap ko 1 aisy battry ki

Kai Aap ko 1

aisy battry

ki zarorat

hy jo 3 mah

kam kary,2 hazar

sms kar saky

20 ghanty lagatar

call kary,

is may150 filmy lagatar dhaikny ki

taqat ho.60 din vedio bany

90 din musalsal

radio on rakhy

wo bejly sy charge

bhi

na

ho

tu

phir

.

.

.

.

Aaj

he

apny

mobile

set

ko

truck

wali

battry

laga

daijiy….

Woh sadak ke is paar thi hum

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE > >

US PAR THE; > > > > > KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE > > BADHI; >

> > > > HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH > > AUR AAGE BADHI; > >

> > > HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH > > AUR AAGE BADHI; > > >

> > AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH > > SADAK KE IS PAR THI. > >

Once there was a crow nashe wich

Once There Was a Crow,

Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh,

Usne Peg Laye C Do,

Oh Tally Gaya C Ho,

Ik Chidi Rahi C Ro,

Crow Ne Ched Diti C Oh,

Chidi De Piyo Ne Fir Kutteya Crow,

Crow Sharminda Gaya C Ho,

HuN Chidi Nu Behan Kehnda Hai Oh..!.

Moral:- Peg La Ke KiSi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo??;->

Height of quotsusstiquot ek sahib darkht

Height oF "sUsSti"

Ek sAhib Darkht kI SaB Se oOnChi shAakh pE khrAb hUlLiAy mE BethAY ThAY,

NeechAy sE GuzArtAy huAy Admi nE Pocha?

BhAi sAh?B!! AP KaB Se iS Darkht pE bEthAy hUay hAin?

Ooper bEthAy huAy sAhib nE KahA

Kuch thEek tArah sE YaAD Nahi,

Shayd mE ZAmeEN Me dABBay huAY Kisi Beej Pe bEth Gya Tha…

Himesh reshammiya the judge of sa re

Himesh Reshammiya

The Judge Of

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009

Ask a challenger after his worst performance

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Mujhay Teri Ghar Say Roti Chahyeah

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Inncoent Sardar Je Replied

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Sir main TU khud Parosion Say Maang Kar Khata Hoon

Geo

Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge 2009

Aur Tumharay Candidates