Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui

Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.

lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?

Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal

Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?

Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai?

Ek plazey me 2shops thinoper wali shop

Ek plazey me 2shops thin..Oper wali shop shoes waly ny le li or nechey wali shop me police choki bun gai dono ka ek hi rasta tha bahir bord pe likha hua tha jooton ki kharid dari k liye oper tashreef lain or jootey khany hon to nechey tashreef le jain……

Agr private primary student mistake kray to

Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K

Write An Essay On

?My Friend?

5 Times. . .

Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.

Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,

Master:KYUN?

Student:Sir Meray Anda Denay Ka Time Ho Gya Hai. . …

Kon kehta hai k borhay old

Kon Kehta hAi k borhay ( old ) Pyar Nahi Krtay. ,

wo Pakray Is Liay Nahi Jatay Q K Log Un Per Shaq Nahi Krtay,…

Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan

Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki > > dor, > > > >

> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki > > dor, > > > > > Yeh dil

maange more..Yeh dil maange > > more..

Ek faqeer ne memon k ghar ka

Ek faqeer ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza khatkhtaya,

Or bola meray Pass Khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.

Memon:Acha mujhay pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon….

Tum door sahi majboor sahi per yad

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi, Per Yad Tumhari Ati Hai. Tum Saans Wahaan Per Latey Hoo, Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai. Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Panch Rupey Mai….

Most innocent dhamki as da thief was

Most innocent dhamki:

?As da thief was leaving the house the kid woke up n said:

Mera school bag b lay jaa kaminay warna mummy ko utha doon ga?…

Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh

“Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita”

Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye

Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala krny k Liye

Jab Akela Hota hon to Tanhai Dor Karne k liye

Jab Dosto k Sath hota hoon to Un ka Sath dene k liye

Jab Bhoka Hota hoon to Bhok Mitane k liye or Jab Khana Kha Leta hoon to Khana Hazam Karne k lye

Jb Farigh hota hn to Time Pas k liye

Warna Me itna Pagal nahi k Cigeratte Jesi Chez ko Haath Lagaon

How come price worth are the

HoW ComE PricE & WortH ArE ThE SamE,

BuT. .

PricelesS & WorthlesS ArE OppositeS …!!

KeeP ThinkinG~>

It’s WorthwhilE [*

Three friends went for an out lunch but

Three friends went for an out-lunch

But they forgot their 4th friend

One of them went to take him with a condition that the remaining two friends will not even touch the meal unless he came back.

After 5 hrs, friends decided to eat the meal.

Suddenly from a corner, 3rd friend said:Dont Touch or I will not go…

Pappu dadi se me imtihan bhool hi

Pappu dadi se: me imtihan me bhool hi gya k frnce,japan or china kahan hn.

Dadi:Aaye hay! Isi lye kehti hun k apni chezain sambhl k rakha kro…;->…

Football male hai ya female

Football Male Hai Ya Female??

?

?

?

Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear

Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.!…

Pyaar se tab tak na karo jab

PYAAR SE TAB TAK PYAAR NA KARO… JAB TAK PYAAR AAP SE PYAAR NA KARE.. AUR JAB PYAAR AAP SE PYAAR KARE.. TO PYAAR SE ITNA PYAAR KARO.. KE AAP KA PYAAR KISSI AUR SE PYAAR NA KARE

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko

‘HUS MUKH’

kehte hain.

Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko

" HUS BAND "

kehte hain…. ;->…

Ameer larki ko chool mei gharib khandaan

Ameer LaRki ko ?chool Mei Gharib khandaan Py ?ssay Likhny ko Kaha Gya

ESSAY: Ek Gharib khandaan Tha

?aap Gharib,

Maa Garib,

?achay Garib

khandaan Mei 4 Naukar Tha, Wo ? Gareeb

Car ? Tutti Hui Honda Accord The. Unka Gharib Driver ?achon ko Ussi Tutti ?ar Mai ?chool Chor K Aata tha

Bachon k Paas Puraney N95 Mobile tha

Bachey Hafte Mei 3 bar He Chicken Khatay Tha

Ghar Mei sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C Tha

?ara khandaan ?ari Mushkil sey Aaish Kar raha Tha…

Agar ap ne pura din yoon hi

Agar Ap Ne Pura Din Yoon Hi Studies Mein Laga Diya To Ap Ne Kuch Gain Nai Kiya

Magar

Agar Ap Ne Kisi Ek Bachi Se B Baat Ki Ya Us Ko Sms Kiya To Ap Ka Din Zaya Nai Gya …=P;->

How to disturb boypen hai girlnai hai

How to disturb…”’

Boy:Pen hai?

Girl:nai hai.

Boy:Pen hai pen?

Girl:kaha na nahi hai.

(thori dare bad)

Boy:pen hai pen?pen?

Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.

ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.

Boy:Hathora hai?

Girl:nahi..

Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??…

Sher arz he tum se nazar

Sher arz he

Tum se nazar milaoun kese O Jani

wah kya kehna

Tum se nazar milaoun kese O Jani

Teri sajji Aankh kani

meri khabbi Aankh kani…

Pakstan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne waja

Pakstan ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?

Mobile??

Media??

Intrnet??

Nahi

10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna dti hen:-)

EXAMPLE :-

Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre Jamaye Rakh

Ghalib…

Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta Zaroor hy..

Teacher active voice aur passive ka

Teacher: Active Voice Aur

Passive Voice Ka Example

Batao

Student –

…Active Voice:

“Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,

Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye

Chain”

Passive Voice:

“Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye

Chain,

Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..”…

Larki waley aap ka beta

Larki Waley : Aap Ka

Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs

Mein 500 Sms

Kerta Hy … ;->

A girl in book shop do u

A Girl In A Book Shop: Do U Have Book Called

”Women- The Perfect Intelligence”?

Sales Man: “The Comedy Department Is On The Other Side” 😛 …

Dua hai apki zindgi bany khushion

Dua Hai,

Apki zindgi Bany khushion ki Mala.

Khul Jaey kaamyabi ka Tala.

Har kam Ho Jaey Bohat Aala.

Aur

Zindgi Apko khud kahy;

JHENGA LALA

JHENGA LALAA….

Puraani kahawat hy k dost kitne

Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne

Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye

.

.

.

|(”,)

| ‘..(>

| <|.
…:-)

Assalamu Alaikum…:-)

Ek din wife aur husband mandir se

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:

Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Husband:

Dedo,

Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga….

Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang

Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha

Pathan ny new sim kharid kr usy message kia, Me ne wo # band kr dia hy ab tera baap b mujhy tung nhi kr skta … ;)…

Beti ammi mere sir kitne pyare hen

Beti:

Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..!

Ammi:

Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota He.

Beti:

Ammi Aap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Me Rehna,

Mere Liye Na Sochna.:-)…

Classic 1st dost me aisa kia

“Classic”

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron

k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me

Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr

Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na

Ho …

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni

Behen Se Kra De … =P =D

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her ch??ks.

A boy kissed her cheeks and said ?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

I LOVE PAKISTAN ?

Ex boyfriend n ex girlfriend run into each

Ex-Boyfriend N Ex-Girlfriend Run

Into Each 0ther

Girl : Hey! Listen,

I Really Miss You

Boy : *Sneezes*

Girl: Bless You , Are You Sick?

Boy: No, I’m Just Allergic To

BULLSHIT … =P =D

1 shaks ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.

Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

Wo Bola:

Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta.

Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;-> …

Agar haathi swim pool mai ger jayee

AgAR hAatHi SwIm POol Mai GEr JAyeE TO KaisAY nikLAy ga….

sOCHoo !!!

SocHOO YaAr !!!!!!

NhI paTA ;(

arAy BeWaKooF geLA hOKaR nikLAy gA NA

2..(1) Nazro ka milna,

(2) Sharmana,

(3) Gabrana,

(4) Thori si Hasna,

(5) Mobile no dayna,

(6) Miss Call,

(7) Sms,

(Cool Calls,

(9) Milna,

(10) Proposal….

RESULT : DUS BAHANE KARKE LAGAYE DIL!!

Tum jo dil main sama gaye ho

Tum jo dil main sama gaye ho m’re

Paida jeene k ho gaye ”AAS”

Jab say MAA ko dekha hai thumari

Mujh ko lagney lagi hai apni ”SAAS”….

E v e r y o n

E v e r y o n e

Wants You To

‘ B e – H o n e s t ‘

Until

You Tell Them

How Much They E v e r y o n e

Wants You To

‘ B e – H o n e s t ‘

Until

You Tell Them

How Much They

‘S u c k. . .’ =P =D

‘S u c k. . .’ =P =D

Taxi wala sir sorry mai

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?

Sheikh : Oyye Praji

Koi Gal Nhi

Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun

Yeh mat sochna k bhol jayin

Yeh Mat

sochna

k bhol jayin

gay tumhain…

Dor rah kar

bhi chahain gay tumhain..

Dost ban kar

ras na

aey tu..

Ajnabi ban k yad ayin gay

tumhain..

Amrina is the most beautiful and smart

“Amrina” is The most beautiful and smart girl

Say this 10 times slowly with full AHTARAM!

Yeh message 7 logon ko send karo 1 khush khabri milegi,

Don’t Delete this it’s real,

kisi ne isey delete kar dia tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pata chal gaye,

kisi ne isey jhoot samjha usey raat k 2 baje uskey ABBU ne fone per baat karte hue pakar kar phenti lagai

1 or ney name change ker k fwd kr dya
to use date par jatay howey kuttay n kaat lia…..-)…

Pyar k geet gayin gay hum

Pyar K Geet Gayin Gay

Hum,

Apni Duniya Basaain Gay Hum,

Jo Deye Bujh Gaye Hawaon Se,

Un Ko Baich Kar,

PHiLiPS K BULB Lagain Gay Hum….

Desk pe kisi class ki tanha

Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha,

Student Tha Koi Udas Betha,

Kehta Tha Exam Sir Pe Aye,

Khelny Kodny Mai Saal Guzara,

Sun k Student Ki Ye Baat,Pharra Koi Pas Hi Se Bola,

Hazir Hu Madad Ko Dil-O-Jan Se,

Pharra Hu Agarchy Mai Zara Sa,

Hain Student Wohi Jahan Mai Ache,

Hoty Hain Jo Pas Pharron Se…..

Boy papa mein kal school nahi

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to…

Bv aji sunte ho ghar me namak

BV: Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatm ho gaya hai daal mein kya dalon

Pathan: naya colgate active salt dal do, Us me namak hai..:-

Poetry 4 all kanjoos lovers mehboob

Poetry 4 all kanjoos Lovers:

Mehboob nkla to qadmon k neche note bicha diye

Mehboob nkla to qadmon k neche note bicha diye

Mehboob chla gya to hmne note utha liye…

U no what is quotishqquot i

U No What is "ISHQ"?

I Will Tell U..

It’s A PEPSI.

P=Pyar

E=Ehsas

P=Pegalpan

S=Sabar

I=Imtihan

Ab ISHQ Sirf 12.RS Main.

Enjoy Karo….

Na msg phone picture tonejab number diya

Na Msg Na Phone, Na Picture Na Tone,Jab Number Diya Tha To Kehte The Roz Karenge PHONE, Ab Kehte Ho-HUM AAPKE HAI KAUN-?

SaaMer

(aik chota sa Shair)

+92 300 2711 588…

10-things-i-like-abt-u-1

10 things i LIKE abt u

1. U r the special person with a beautiful HEART.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Aik din k liye aik jhoot kaafi hai na !…

Ali yar asad main 1dafa nahaya tha

ALI: yar asad, main 1dafa nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) dur tak phayl gaya tha…

ASAD: yar to kya tum 1mahine baad nahaye thay?

ALI: nhi, main chalti train main nahaya tha. Isi liye…

😉 ;->…

ultimate funda v need a way

-Ultimate Funda-

V Need A Way Of Telling

People They Have Bad

Breath Without Hurting

Their Feelings

Like

“Well I M Bored

Let’s Go Brush 0ur Teeth …” =P =D …

Memon pent k silayi kitni hy

MeMoN: PeNt k’ siLaYi KitNi Hy?

TaiLor: Rs. 150.

MeMoN: ChAddi kI?

TaiLor: Rs. 50.

MeMon: Ok. ChAddi Hi sEe dE pAr LaMbAyI pAirOn tAk rAkhNa.:

Teacher asked all students to write an

Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class, and her essay goes on as……. She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha. 3 mercedeez cars thin, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!! Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they…. All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi…….

A man came home late at night

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.

His Wife Yelled:

“How Would You Feel If You Don’t See Me For Two Days?”

The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: ‘That Would Be Great’!

Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her……

Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too…..

On Thursday His Swelling Became Better

And Now He Could See Her From The

Corner Of One Eye… =P ;-> …

Papas advice 2 his son dil

PAPa’S ADVICE 2 HiS SON:

Dil do kisi ek ko vo bi kisi nek ko

Dil do kisi ek ko vo bi kisi nek ko

lekin jabtk koi nek na mile

propose karte raho har 1 ko ;->…

You are sweet cute an ultra dynamic

You are Sweet, Cute &

an Ultra-dynamic Personality..!!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart..!!

For More JOKES

& funny sms

Visit

“www.sms2friend.org” ;->…

Boy to his friend yar me apni

Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.

Friend: kesi dikhti he,

Boy: beautiful

Friend: esa ker mera number de day. . . .

1 nursery class ka bacha bola

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA apni side Ke LArKE se bola-dekha maine kaha tha na

line marti hai…..

Teacher now class whatever i ask want

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”

“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”

Class: “At once!”. . . . . .;-)…

Zameen pe ho to message bhej do

Zameen pe ho to Message bhej do! asman pe hoto barish bejh do! chand pe hoto sitarey bejh do! jannat main hoto horain bejh do! dozakh main hoto Enjoy ur self…

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . . . . ["!"]