Funny SMS Collection

Larki ka bap larki se jise tum

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he. Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese

Tu zinda ho kar b meray liye

tu zinda ho kar b meray liye kuch nhe kar saka……… me marr kar Bhi TEre liye biryani chor jaon ga

Agar ap ko suicide attacksloadshedingmehngayighurbatoperations aur sb

Agar ap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sb issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to, . . . . . . . . . .

Teray husn ki kia taareef karootera bander

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon …

Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Wife jb tm desi sharab peete ho

wife: Jb tm Desi sharab peete ho mje Paro kehte ho, Beer peete ho to Darling.. Par aj Bhootni q kaha ? , ,

Do you know khanani amp kalia ka

Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . . . . On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se

Girls hrt is lke water boys mobile

Girl?s Hrt Is Lke WATER, Boy?s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE Either Water Falls On Mobile (Or) Mobile Fals In Water, Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

Larki aisi paheli haikabhi tere to kabhi

Larki aisi paheli hai.Kabhi tere to kabhi mere saheli hai.Kharcha karo to bole darling i love you. Na karo to bolay brother how are

Dost yar dr ye q pochty hn

Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…? 2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka

L0ve vs exam l0ve one of

L0ve v.s Exam l0ve: one of the hardest thNz c0z u hav th0ughts dat u can’t expres exam: much harder c0z u d0n’t hav

Love is iodex hr kisam k dard

Love is IODEX hr kisam k dard Dour kary’ LOVE is SUPEREME … ‘yehi to hai wo apna pan’ LOVE is HABIB COOKING OIL

Doctor nurse se wo kanjos marez

DoCtOr : NuRsE Se Wo KaNjOs MaReZ Ab KiS BaT PaR NaRaZ Ho RaHa HaI ? NuRsE : Wo KeH RaHa HaI K DuViEn

Ajj kal ki larkiya husan pay naz

Ajj kal ki larkiya husan pay naz karti ha…. . . . . Ajj kal ki larkiya husan pay naz karti ha…. Pahla kalma

Fees maafi k lye darkhwst to

Fees maafi k lye darkhwst: To, The principal high school Sir, bat ye hy k mere abbu ne mje fees k lye 500 dye

Saqi ne puchha chand se ampquotdekha hai

saqi ne puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kiya.. …

Once a pathan go 2 an electric

Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview, Interviewer asked him, ?electric motor kese chalti hai?. Pathan replied, ?Burrrrrrrrrrrrr? …

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua toh

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua, Toh Rab se shikayat hogi…. Ek toh jhella nahi jaata, Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!…

Rules for board exam har sawal

Rules for board exam: har sawal se dat kar ladna, fekne me kami mat karna, mouka mila to peche be dekhna, or 1 bat

Arz kiya hy daag to chala

Arz kiya hy: Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Wah wah Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :…

Bacha mumy honto mai rass hota ha

BachA MuMy hOntO MaI RaSs HotA Ha MuMy NahE BacHa PhR GaNe MaI KyOn KeHtE HoNt RaSiLe TeRe HoNt RaIsLe …;-> …

1 din galib scoter se ja raha

1 din Galib scoter se ja raha thaSaamne 1 admi a gaya..Galib ne farmaya-”Aankhon me jalrha hai unki yaadon ka deep,Hat jao ma k

A boy disturbs a girl at

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop Girl: Don’t you’ve mother n sister at …home ? Boy: No Girl: Tou ghar le chal

Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf

Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf doctor ya engineer ban’na zarori nh.. . . . . . . . . Ap security guard

Behind every fail student there is a

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte

Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal

Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho Har naye din mera dil dukhate ho Ye baat sun kar meri rooh kaanp gai

Histry of pakorey ek baloach besan ki

Histry of Pakorey Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha.. Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The

Why do girls look beautiful is it

Why do GIRLS look beautiful is it real due to make up? . . . . . . . . . . . .

In 2025 bhikhari allah ke

In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBA” Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi

Teacher tum school kyun aate ho

Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho? Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir! Teachr : Phir tum class me so kyun rahe ho? Student: Aaj Sana

Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao

Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki trh uth jata hon Ghoray ki tara bhag k

Us gali sy is wajah se jana

US GALI sy IS WAJAH SE JANA CHOR DIA “pAppu”…!!! WO KAMEENEY NOKIA.1100 BHI CHEEN LETEY HAIN… ;->…

4 dost picnic pe ja rahe the

4 DoSt PiCnIc Pe Ja RaHe ThE PeHlA dOsT MAi bArAyAnI LAow gA DoSrA dOsT MA thAnDi gArAm BoTtLeS LAoW gA TeSrA dOsT MA

Hight of hasrut written at the

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi”…

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar hogya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar hogya, Is baat se sari clas ka dil udas

A small girl looks at her brothers

A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently … .. .. .. … … … .. .. .. .. .. ..

Larki janu kuch aisa kaho na jis

larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jye mere dil zor zor se dharke, muje kuch kuch

Ek sha er ne kisi magzine me apni

Ek Sha-Er Ne KiSi mAgzINE Me Apni Nazam PubLish kRwAi, Jis Ki hEading Thi “Main zIndA Kyun Ho

Jo muddat se h0ta aaya hai

Jo MuDdAt sE h0tA aAyA hAi,,, WoH RePeAt kAr Do0nGa,,, Tu NaA MiLi To ApNi ZinDaGi,,, CTRL+Alt+Delete kAr Do0nGa… =P ;->…

Teacher ladki aur ladke me kya farak

Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai.? Chintu- Ladki 1saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki Maa Ban Sakti Hey. But Ladka 1saal Me

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta mugar mujhe zukam tha….

Shagird ka shikwa yun fail jo

“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA” Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey Koshish to baht ki

Kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho

kyun kisi ke yaad mein pagal ho rahey ho MAJID jo chaley jatee hein wapis nahe ayha kartey. yeh to pardesi hein inney to

Musm hai mstn dil diwna aise

M?us?m hai M?st?n? DIL hai Diw?na Aise Me TUM? Aise Me TUM? TUM? TUM? ha TUM? TUM? TUM? TUM? TUM.. =LUX= se do baar

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?, bandar daal pr nachta hy or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple….

Little boy dad how was i born

Little boy: Dad, how was I born? Dad: Well son, your mom and I got together at ?Yahoo?. We ?setup? a date via ?e-mail?

Ab wo chhuri knife le kr mere

Ab wo chhuri (knife) le kr mere peche lag gai hai FARAZ. jb se main ne kaha hai “DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI

Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha

Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?pagal: Main aik bulb hoon.Doctor: Tum jal Q nahi rahe?Pagal: Bewaqoof,

Smallest leave application by a kg child

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child: . . . . . . . . . Dear Sir, Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(

Doctor to cahrsi mareez doctor cigrate insan

DOctor To Cahrsi Mareez Doctor:} Cigrate insan ko aahista aashista maar deti hain Charsi:} to theek hain na hamain konsi jaldi hain

Life without U is impossible,

Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4 a second without U, If U r not there

Whats the difference bw a nicely dressed

What’s The Difference B/w A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle & A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle? Need Nt To Think Hard

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also

Gareeb dost hakomat ab aata ameer

“GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT” Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi. _____ ! Aa ! !_ta_ ! Aata Ab Saashay

What will a guy sing after he

What Will a Guy Sing After He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ?? . . . . . . .

Ganpat chal scrap bhej a jada joke

ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej.. thoda

If a baby is born in africa

If a baby is born in AFRICA, what will be the colour of the babies teeth? ? ? you fool.! a new born baby

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war krti hai, Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me, Wo mujhse bhi

New genration aik sahab sham ko

“NEW GENRATION” aik sahab sham ko ghar aya to is ny daikha k is ka 6 sala bacha apny ghar ki dehleez pr udas

Fire brigade ki training ho rahi thi

Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi, Emergency Bell Ring KI Gai To Sari BuiLding 5 Mint Me Khali Ho Gai, Manager Said Weldone.

ultimate funda v need a way

-Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way Of Telling People They Have Bad Breath Without Hurting Their Feelings Like -Ultimate Funda- V Need A Way

What is difference between watch ampamp wife

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati

Pehlay zmanay me jin hazir hota tha

Pehlay Zmanay Me Jin Hazir Hota Tha To Kehta Tha, ?Kya Hukm Hai Meray Aaqa? Ab Agr Galti Se Jin Aajaye To Kehta Hai

When i diebury me deep 10

When I die,bury me deep 10 feet down as far as leap Place my computer books on my head & tell my teacher i

Teacher batao nisaar kaise paida hua

TeAchEr: BAtAo “NisAAr” kAisE pAidA huA?? . . . StudEnT: JAwAni JAn-e-MAnn, HAseEn DiLrubA, miLE do(2) DIL JAwAn, “NisAAr” ho gAyA.. :p ;-…

What is the similarity between facebook and

What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pata

Fill in the blank with yes or

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen faraz, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1 employee 2 othr ap k father

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. 1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? D

Shakespeare said whats there in the

Shakespeare Said: “What’s There In The Name?” And Then … Wrote His Name Under It . . . =P Kia Ye Khula Tazaad Nahi

Buyer to seller is it a

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog? Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime

The 1st advice of father to his

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving Lisence Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son, If U’re Going To

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne

Aik dako ghar s sara saman lotne laga , akhir m jaynamaz pari th wo bhi utha li is per ghar ka malik bola

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Kg vs uni kgpencilrubbersharpener scale uniek

KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come..

Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha

Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha: yaar kabhi kabhaar bewaquf bhi achi baaten kiya karte hain Dosre dost ne foran kaha: haan ye

Wats worse than your lover sending you

Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To ‘BREAK UP’ ? Another Msg Sayin ‘Sorry That Wasn’t For You’… =P ;->

Chochoo chochoo cha chcha mobile pe choha

Chochoo chochoo cha chcha.. mobile pe choha nacha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . mobile ne toon toon

Agar sadaron kee char tangein hoti to

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota? Its Simple?Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha? …

Maa beta shadi us se karna

Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho. Parda bhi karti ho. Beta : Ammi aap nay

Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTION keh ker

Journalist aap ki activities kya hain

Journalist: Aap ki ACTIVITIES kya haiN? Meera: Hum 2 behnaiN aur 3 bhai haiN Journalist: Bibi, aap ki activities poochhi haiN, aap k waalid

Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain

Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain. Beautiful flowers, perfumes, neckleses, teady bears, purses, rings or bangles etc laiken larky aik dosry ko kia

Eating rotten fruit sleeping near drainage

Eating Rotten Fruit, Sleeping Near Drainage, Dog Biting Twice, Travelling In Govt Bus.. R A Million Times Better Than Believing A Girl! 😉 …

Aik shair arz kia hai irshad

Aik shair Arz kia hai… Irshad Irshad Pankha Chale To Hawa Deta Hai Pankha Chale To Hawa Deta Hai Na Chale To Nahi Deta…

Ulloo k pathey gadhey buchey kuttey pilley

Ulloo k pathey gadhey k buchey kuttey k pilley jab chotey hotey hain to kitney piyarey hotey hain …

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

Gttub aur ablt pehle shajarkari ka

*>TUB AUR AB<* Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI Pehle student ILAM hasil karte thy ab VIDEO FILM Pehle leadr kehta tha

Agar rat ko sote wqt jalti hui

Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt . . Khud Ba Khud Kash

If people say ur crazy be patientif

If people say ur crazy be patient…if they say u r mad,Relax,,,,,if people say U r CUTE, Thappat maaro Saalon ko, jhoot boltay hain,hahaha

Teacher kal tum ne chutti kyun ki

Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha! Teacher: O I C… Student: Allah di qasam O

Side effect of studying 2 much

Side effect of Studying 2 much: A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

“Maa” Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

Light the fags with heat of heartmy

Light The Fags With The Heat Of The heart,My Bosom Is On Fire! Zyada Mat Socho Ye.. "Beedi Jalayi Le Jigar Se Piya"ka English

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat

Aik farishta janwaroo ko un ki zat bata raha tha Sher:jutt Rajput:Cheeta Butt:Arayin Malik:Zebra Khota:Arayin Khota replied O PA JI ma KHOTA hi theak

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha…. kyunke sham k sath deepak ki girl freind b thi…. …

Saas beti aaj se tumhara

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur Apne Sasur Ko Abbu kahogi… …Shaam Mein Us Ka