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Unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA. WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SEETI BAJANE LAGE RAKH KE

Shoaib akhtar says main india ja

Shoaib akhtar says : main india ja kr pakistan ka naam roshan karunga? Q k,, pakistan main light jo nahi hoti? …

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Observation old age is when you

Observation: Old Age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons.. Rather than romantic ones… ;->…

Hamare dil ne jab chaha tab aap

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the hamare Dil ne jab chaha tb tab Aap jaage the Q k wo hum

Some say the glass is half empty

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say ?are you gonna drink that?? …

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha1 kamzor

Dor k muqabla ho raha tha.1 kamzor sa admi sab se peche langrata hua bhag raha tha k achank us ki raftar tez hogae

Cid sher arz hai shaam ka suraj

C.I.D sher arz hai.. shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai wah wah.. Sham ka suraj dhal chuka hai.. Oh my G0D! DAYA yeh t0

Kya aankhein hain aapki kya baatein aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai… maano…"Shhhsss…KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai….;)…

A poem by evry girl husbnd

A poem by evry girl Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka wo lite ho Body jiski tight ho Jb saas

Angrez zamano ki kahania once there

Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . . He goes slowly to his home. . . .

U know students ki kab eid

U Know Students Ki Kab EID Hoti Hai Jab teachers chutti karty hain…

Saas ne apne 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apne 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea unn k saamne Dariya mein chalang laga di, 1, Damaad ne uss ko bacha

Height of kush fehmi a man

Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before…!! 😀 …

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne tkr mari 0r drwaza durr

New age ashiq yeh ishq nai

NeW aGe aShIq: YeH iShQ nAi aSaAn bUs iTnA sAmAj liJyE . . BaChI k gHaR kA gAtE hAi bAnD,dEwAaR sE hAi kUoD k

What is the similarity b3tw33n jodha akbar

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne? . . . . . . . . . . . . dOnO Achchee

apni wife se!!!

paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

Tere chehrey pe udaasi ankhon me nami

Tere chehrey pe udaasi, Ankhon me nami hy, Tere chere pe udaasi, Ankon me nami hy, National Namak Estamal kr Bachy tujh me Iodine

Student yaar dhokha ho gaya

Student : “Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya” Dost:”Kya Hua?” Student: “Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!…

T h e s u n

T h e S u n l i g h t O f L O V E W i l l K i l

ishq-main-fanni-kharabimunqata-hi-ho-geya

Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta….jis tarha T.V main toote rabta …

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko

Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k dil mein mere hai DARD-e-DISCO

Admidhobi se tum itne buray kapday dhotay

.ADMI(DHOBI SE): TUM ITNE BURAY KAPDAY DHOTAY HO. 1 KAPDAY KO PHAAD KAR 2 KR LATAY HO! DHOBI: JANAB MERI SHARAFAT BHI TO DEKHYE.

If some1 asks me wat is humanity

If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me, Put my arms around u, and

Marez doctor se me 1 month se

Marez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua. Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se

Profesor wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder

Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u? Student: Same here sir! ;-)…

Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom

Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Mujhay nahi maloom tha k aik

Boy purpose a girl i love u

Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u girl: bhai urdu wich bolo, main unparh hon boy: kuch

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 Aur Utna Balance Mere Num Pe snd kry, ma

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe

“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy.. 1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum

Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu?

Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

What is the diffrence bw 1 call

What is the diffrence b/w 1. Call Girl 2. Girlfriend 3. Wife (Answers) 1. Prepaid 2. Postpaid 3. Free & Unlimited….

Rona tay onna di aadat see

Rona tay onna di aadat see , asi aiweain dil noo laa bethay.., O nack poonjh k chalay gaye , asi nawan Rumaal ganwa

Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…

Lo garz kia hai main aik bus

Lo GArz kia hai Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Wah Main aik bus wich beh gaya Wah wah wah Mera

Is qadar toot k chaha hai hisab

Is qadar toot k chaha hai k hisab nhi, 280+256741 x 4726/ 95670 – 87135 +753 x 7435 / 542692 -85674+562 x [632+5(6+86)+ 56

Husband and wife were fighting husbandtu sali

husband and wife were fighting: Husband:Tu sali kuti. Wife:Tu sala kuta. Their san who was nearby politely said aur main sala pupy. hahhaa…

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . Wah wah! . Koi larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi! . . D0ob

Banking sector is very much similar

Banking Sector Is Very Much Similar To Public Toilet Reason: … People Outside Are Desperate To Come In And People Inside Are Dying To

Pyra dost film mein kam karo

PYRA DOST! FILM MEIN KAM KARO GAY? ROLL SIRF ITNA HAI K 1LARKI AP KO 1 BAND GHAR ME LAY JAY GI OR AP

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat. . . . . . . . . . kAbi

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

Date per janay k liye pan wale

DATE Per janay k liye, pan wale se DING DONG kya mangi faraz, woh bola ‘karte hain jo kam wrong, un k liye nahi

Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti

Woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti hai… Faraz . . Jis ki khud matric mein hisaab ki supply thi…!!!…

Boysuit bara acha pehna hai girlthanx blipstik

Boy:Suit bara acha pehna hai Girl:Thanx B:lipstik bohot achi lagai hai G:Thanx B:make up b bohot acha kiya hai G:Thanx"bhai" Boy: phir b achi

Girl panditji mere 2 boy friend hain

Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kon hoga? Pandit: pehle se shadi hogi

Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon . . . . . Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha “Faraz” Aaj uska baita bola . . . . . . . Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To

Science teacheragar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science Teacher:Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. STudenT:par sir use

Muhabat ho jaye ya machar kaaten anjam

Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati… …

Joke peter was telling a friend that

*JOKE* Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.

Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur

Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI PEECHE "DARLING" bcz hum hai sms walli "HEYY BABY"…

Story aik din wo hm se milnay

Story:- Aik din wo hm se milnay aye hm so rhay thay. Aglay din hm un se milnay gye wo so rhay thay. Moral:-

Monaaunty auntyshani uncle ny jo singapoor wali

MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay De Thi Wo Nadi Mein Gir Gai Magr Phr Bhi Chal Rahi Hy, Aunty:Kya? Ghari…!!

Aj ka ehem sawallarki phasana mushkil kam

Aj Ka Ehem SawalLarki Phasana Mushkil kam h YaPhasi hwe larki se jan Chhurana..??;-)

Democratic diffrence between usa and pakistan

Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place but cannot shit. In Pakistan u can shit in

Ek swimmer to his frnd ma pani

Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho? Frnd: ma boht din

Oey kuti ke bachey kitne

Oey kuti ke bachey.. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kitne pyaray hote hain..hain na? …

Socha Yaad Na Karke

Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko, Par Koi Chot Aap Ko Lagi To Dard Hume

Jis ka kaam usi ko saajhay

?Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay? Exapmle> Hamesh Reshamya In ?AP Ka Surror? Flop . . . . Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni bewi se jatay he kahon to wo hearan ho

Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . . . . . . . . . . .

Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim

Larki apne tamam boy frends se sim conection k hisab Se!! Jaz wala b/f. Hello darling. Larki. Or sunau. U.f

Wo dekho ammi abbu bhaiya baji

Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. Jab kutte ki maut aati hai………….. tab….. tab….. tab……… KUTTA mar jata

Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no

Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no. Pe sms mat ki jiye ga. AAP Neeche likhe JAZZ k no. Pe msg karna . . .

Beizzati aur bivi ek jaisi hoti

“Beizzati” Aur “Bivi” Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai… Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai.. Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!! …

Dil ki baton me aana acha lagta

DIL ki Baton me Aana acha lagta hy MUNDAY ko Le k Date pe jana acha Lagta hy Shadi se pehle dil ko Bhatay

If u help a gal when she

if u help a gal when she is in problem she will always remember u only . . . . . . . .

Upgrade msg a

“UPGRADE MSG” A

Pappu arz karta hai hote hain

Pappu Arz Karta Hai. Hote Hain Wohi Log Is Jahan Mein Ache….. Jo Pehenty Hain Sardiyoon Mein B Kache…=P;->…

Pia slogan a warm experience and motherly

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz all hostesses r above 50 …

Teacher students is mazmoon pe essay likho

TEACHER: students is mazmoon pe essay likho,” AGAR MUJHE RS10CRORE MILAY TO ME KYA KARU GA?” (Sare students mazmoon likhte rahe sivae saleem k…)

Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo

Two question asked to pakistani gals in

Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never

Dad son what do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it….

Shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .maa le ayee Sufi ko.Kyun k sufi per Aitbaar jo tha.Subha hoi

3 guys name what why when

3 Guys Name What, Why, When Were Talking What:Why What R U Doing? Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing. What:Why? Why:Why R U

Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k

Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k humarae lab Q sil gaye? Mange thi tum se “chap stick” aur tum hamain “elfee” de gaye..

Light the fags with heat of heartmy

Light The Fags With The Heat Of The heart,My Bosom Is On Fire! Zyada Mat Socho Ye.. "Beedi Jalayi Le Jigar Se Piya"ka English

Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo

Zinda ho to 2 char message bhejo, Aasman per ho to barish bhejo, Jannat main ho to hoorain bhejo, Dozzakh main ho to enjoy

Mai to apne mehboob se kuch na

Mai To Apne Mehboob Se Kuch Na Keh Saka pAppu… Magar Tum Zong Le Lo, Or Sab Keh Do… ;-> …

Woman1our area is too dusty my child

Woman1:Our area is too dusty, my child is full of mud when he comes after play. Women2:Thats true! yesterday I washed 20 faces to

Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein Aur Ager

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kaile

Bacha: mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q nhi khaya? Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga. Bacha: nhi

Microsoft launches new software related to cricket

Microsoft Launches New Software Related To Cricket ? What It?s Name ? ? . . . . . . . . . . .

1st frnd fraud buhat zayda ho gaye

1st Frnd: Fraud Buhat Zayda Ho gAyE Hain, 2nd Frnd: wO Kyun? 1st fRND:KaL DepartmentAL StOre pEr gYa tO Ek Orat Ne Mujhay dEkH

Techer 2mrow thr wil b a lectur

Techer :2mrow thr wil b a lectur on Sun Every1 mst attend it. Kid:No mam I wil not b able 2 attend it T

Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko

Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm kyun k tAbLe mujh se uthai nahi gAi.. ????sMs???

Gul gaya gulshan aur gaie pholoo ki

Gul gaya Gulshan gaya aur gaie pholoo ki wadi… Ab tu mera peecha choroo miane ho gaie bachon wali… 03214133050…

An engineering student 2 his sweeper brother

An Engineering Student 2 His Sweeper Brother: Aj Mere Paas Degre Hy, Knowldge Hy, 4 Logo Me Bethne Ki Izat Hy, Tere Pas Kia

Ek plazey me 2shops thinoper wali shop

Ek plazey me 2shops thin..Oper wali shop shoes waly ny le li or nechey wali shop me police choki bun gai dono ka ek

Boy nice dress girl thanks earing

Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! …Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother! Boy:- But