Funny SMS Collection

7i 7 3 3l 7 3 77 3 l 7l7 3l

7i-7-3-3l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. ! l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_PRESS:Edit& remove all 7 & 3 to understand this sms. Its Especially 4 u. Do try it

Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . .

Faraz apni girl friend se tum

Faraz, Apni Girl Friend Se.. . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN, . wah wah . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

What will himesh say to magnify a

What will Himesh say to magnify a picure..? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->…

Golden wordz

“Golden word,z”

Ek dost dusre se yaar wo dekh

Ek dost dusre se: Yaar wo dekh oont k moo se dood nikl raha he 2nd dost: nhi yaar wo toot pest se daant

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha

Teacher bachcho practical ka matlab batao

TEACHER: Bachcho! practical ka matlab batao…! STUDENT: jab koi PRA(bhai) tickle(achar) khata hay to osay ‘practickle (practical) ‘kehte hay…;) …

Fathertell me the difrence of fly amp

Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut. Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant …

Ek aadmi ne add dekha purani bike

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. Ullu ko Raat, Dentist ko Daant, Gadhe ko Laat Gharib ko Gaddi Kuttay ko Haddi aur aur Nange

Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao

Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki trh uth jata hon Ghoray ki tara bhag k

Larki musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna

Larki: Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya Larka: Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->…

Nokar mein nokari chor k ja raha

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein. Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k chabihan maz per

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni bewi se jatay he kahon to wo hearan ho

Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe DiL Dekar Dard Lena Koi HAM Se Sikhe HAM To Bas Ek CUP Chai Pi Lete

Nurse investigating a patient with head

Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury Nurse: Name? … Patient: Jhonny Nurse: Age? Patient: 39 Nurse: Married Patient: No No , Its A

Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar

Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda, Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda, Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray, Te

Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo

Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay tere dosti ka silha hum is tarah nibhaigay shadi ho tere aur dulhan

Na pooch teri judai k lamhay mene

Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mene kaise bitaye, pani men SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbuly banae ? ? ? ? ?

advice to remember d o

~ Advice To Remember ~ D o n ‘ t L e a v e Y o u r F o o d 0

1 shaks ki murghi beemar hui

1 Shaks Ki Murghi beemar Hui … . …. . . Tou Phir . . . . Tou Us Ne Murghi k Theek Hony

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh

Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai, Suraj kehty usme to aag hai, socha tumko Bandar keh doon…. magar us kambakht mein bhi

Galat nazar se dekho gay to her

Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to her Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi, Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay to her Sunder Larki Tumhain TUMHARI "BHABI" NaZaR

Ek faqeer bachi se allah k

Ek faqeer bachi se ALLAH k naam par de beta bachi main beta nahi beti hun faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti bachi

Judge tum ne din dhare chori

JuDgE : TuM Ne DiN DhArE ChOrI KyOn Ki ? ChOr : JaNaB KyOn K RaT Ko MaI ApNe GhAr Ki HeFaZaT KaRtA Ho

Intrnational survey se iss bat ka pata

Intrnational Survey se iss bat ka pata chala hai k aurtain marte dam tak sath nahin chorhtien . . MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA

Dor gaaon jab bacha rota hai to

Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha Rota Hai To Maa Kehti Hai Beta So Jaa … . . . . . . . . . Verna

Dost yar dr ye q pochty hn

Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…? 2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka

Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se

Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se Faraaz,.....................Bazaar se jaa ke main kutta khareed laaya:)…

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz diya kartay hain. Chand sitaron sy ap ka zikar kiya karty hain. Na aao humary khwabon main

Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor

Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee?? Kya hogya hai tumhe? Noker: Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha: Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho Sharabi chillaya: Roko

If u knock at de door of

If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed or nt. But if u knock at ur frend,he’ll

Why does adnan sami sing gila gila

Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila??? think? think? think? bcoz no huggies pampers available in elephent size. . …

One economical thought the best line

One Economical Thought: “The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner With Ur GF: . . . . . .

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi “Ay Allah Main Apne

If u help a gal when she

if u help a gal when she is in problem she will always remember u only . . . . . . . .

Do u know the rules to succeed

Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ?? . . . . . . . . Nahi Pata. . .

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai k chahe us pagal stupid fool bewaquf nalaiq ko ketna b kuch keh lo

When nobody luvs u cares 4

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close

Pathan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota

Pathan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja

Maths and women are the two most

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world…. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Hugli dugli bugli agli bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Agli Agli Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! Hans mat , Yeh mantar rang kala karnay ka that jo to nay parh

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya, memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila kion?? memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!…

Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr

BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne

Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed

peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta Mannat Manngo ‘JANNAT’na Manngo

Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

The best n amazing part of life

The Best n amazing Part of Life is… When Your parents says…. . . . . . . Parhda tay tu hain nai, Chal

Classic example for students of different

Classic Example For Students Of Different Age Groups: 1st to 3rd Standard: …Hey I studied everything for exam … 4th to 6th std: Hey

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kar kuttay

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kaat kar Kuttay bhi hamray yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamaray ho na sakay per hum Kutton k Sardar

Bhikari allah ke naam pe kuch

bhikari : Allah ke naam pe kuch de do woman: kal ka salan kha lo gay? bhikari: haan ji! kyon nahin Woman: acha to

4 dost picnic pe ja rahe the

4 DoSt PiCnIc Pe Ja RaHe ThE PeHlA dOsT MAi bArAyAnI LAow gA DoSrA dOsT MA thAnDi gArAm BoTtLeS LAoW gA TeSrA dOsT MA

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai? Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe

My parents say i spend to much

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside . . . . …. . . . . Thank

Gadha bhi na khaye vo ghas

GADHA bhi na khaye vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid, Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM par phir bhi kaho YAAR dost jHAKAS ho TUM. …

Baap betey sebeta btao quotalifquot se kya

Baap betey se:beta btao "alif" se kya ata hy..? Beta:Ye"Alif" walif se ajkl kuch nhi ata.. Sb pesey se ata hy… ;-…

Baap beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien tu car mang lena,Dokan dien tu ghar Beta: Dady

Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . . . . . . . . . . .

The poor wish to be rich

The Poor Wish To Be Rich … The Rich Wish To Be Happy … The Single Wish To Be Married And The Married Wish

Maa bete se agr tm ache kaam

Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai’n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jootey aap

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi, ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai, main ne kaha chup

Mom always said money doesnt grow

Mom Always Said: ‘ Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees…’ Kid: Mom Money Is Made From Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. Therefore Your Argument

Larki hamara husn dekh kr ye log

Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain? larka: ye maana k larkay

Rukhsti k time dulhay mobile pa bell

RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman

Us bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa

Us Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen Gye Aur Us Ne Kaha . . . /

Newton 2nd law of ishq a

Newton 2nd law of ishq: A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her and girl in love with

Yeh student ki pehchan hai hath mein

Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai. Mashoor ye shetan hai. Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Parhna isay ata

Makan malik mai tumko kiraya dene k liye

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu Std-Theek hai ji, Main Diwali Holi Or Chrismas ke 3

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hy to

Bapu ne kAhA IzzAt kArni hy to Wife ki kAro, KhayAL rAknA hy to Wife kA rAkho, PyAr kArnA hy to Wife se kAro

1 bacha apni mom se 10 rupey

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se: Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein Mom: Kidhar Hai Faqir..? Bacha: Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech

There are 3 chambers in my heart

there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached

Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat

Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu, Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle

Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan

Larka aur larki date par gaye wahan larkay ko choat lag gae aur khoon behney laga wo larki ko dekhne laga k wo apna

What is da similarity btween girlz amp

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones…? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay! 🙂 …

Ek american ne pakistan farmer se pocha

Ek American Ne Pakistan Farmer Se Pocha: k Life Kesi Guzr Rahi Hai? Farmer: Buhat mAzay Me, Mujhay Drakht Katnay Thay, Andhi Chali sAaray

Suppose girls are genius hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Suppose girls are genius… . . . . . . . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha Mujh se toh Nhi ho raha suppose yar, tm try

Student to maths teacher sir english teacher

STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main

2 choozon ko pyar ho jata hy

2 Chooz’on Ko Pyar Ho Jata Hy. Jab Dono Barey Ho Jatey Hy To Unko Pata Chalta Hy K Dono Murghey Hyn .. Moral

Piaas lage to pani mat peena

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena ” pApPu” . . . Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . .

Na kisi ko chera karo se pange

Na kisi ko chera karo. Na kisi se pange liya karo. Na kisi ko dil diya karo. Na kisi se dil liya karo. Healthy

Height of kush fehmi a man

Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before…!! 😀 …

Jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai

jaldi geo lagao katrina kaif mar gai hai. mujh pe!…

Jawaab teri shayari ka denge hum mein

jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein…. …

A class of generals was taskd to

A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by

Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt

Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt aur khatey hain un k bhaiyon se woh kutt isi wajah se lakre larkiyon ko chor detey

Sardar going with his sister some shouts

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Sin thita by Cos thita is

1 aurat ne darogha e jannat se kaha

1 Aurat Ne DAROGHA-e-JANNAT Se Kaha: * Mera NIKAH Kisi MOULVI Se Karva Den * FARISHTA Bola: * NIKAH Tau Karva Denge Pehle Koi

Arz kiya hai dar phirte hain gham e ishq

Arz kiya hai: Dar Dar Phirte Hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . Dar dar phirte hain Gham-e-ishq k maare, . . . . . Laado

shaadi k din kareeb aye

? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi

Imagine u me join nasa

Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1 Month The Americans Will Have To Change Its Name

Boys rules for bikes use

Boy’s Rules For BIKES .. USE When Its NEW … RIDE When It PERFORMS THROW When Makes NOISE Unfortunately That’s The GIRL’S Rule To