Funny SMS Collection

Jb akela pan mehsus ho jab

Jb akela pan mehsus ho Jab har janib khamoshi ho Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jae Jb tangen thak jae To Samj lena apko

When i go wrong need ur hand

When i go wrong, need ur hand 2 correct, wHen emotions bust out,need ur hand 2 catch, wHen i win,need ur hand 2 pat.

1 aurat ne darogha e jannat se kaha

1 Aurat Ne DAROGHA-e-JANNAT Se Kaha: * Mera NIKAH Kisi MOULVI Se Karva Den * FARISHTA Bola: * NIKAH Tau Karva Denge Pehle Koi

Shortest joke fan 2 filmstar meera

(SHORTEST JOKE) Fan 2 Filmstar Meera: ?Happy Birthday?. Meera: ?Same To You? …

Fawara chowk ka na hota khyber

Fawara chowk Ka Fawara Na Hota. Khyber Gate Ka Nazara Na Hota. Fashion Ne Larkion Ko Bigara Na Hota. To Aaj Ek B Larka

Dedicated to all ack enchers

Dedicated To All ?ack ?enchers 🙂 THE TALE OF A BACK BENCHER No, Matter What The Teacher Asks I’m Always At My Θwn Tasks

Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kahajao

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.?jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao? sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya?> …

Son mom mubarik homeri 7 janmo k

SoN: Mom MubArik hO,Meri 7 JanmO k Liay j0b Lag gAi hAi MOM: Acha Beta Wo kOn c? SoN: Mujhay Star Plus kI SeriAL

U can tell a child is growin

U can tell a child is ?growin up? when he stops askin ?where he came from & starts refusing to tell where he is

Once an ant decided to jump

Once An Ant Decided To Jump From A Helicopter But She Did Not Die Can U Guess Why ??? Coz The Helicopter Was On

Ek khubsurat larki bank gai aur manager

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…” Manager: “Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K

Dad son what do you want

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it….

God made boys and then rested

God made boys and then rested. God made girls and then no one rested …

Whats the difference bw a nicely dressed

What’s The Difference B/w A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle & A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle? Need Nt To Think Hard

Bapo ne kaha zong ka msg pakage

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo, Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha faraz

Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha “Faraz” Aaj uska baita bola . . . . . . . Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

Paigam.. SMS# 155

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko

Ladki wale hame aisa ladka chahiyejo kuch

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo

Pyaar ka jaam ko aise na piyo k adha piya aur adha chor diya yaro, yeh pyaar hai, pyaar nahin koi MAX bar jo

Ek 70 saal ki umr k baba

Ek 70 SaAL ki uMr K Baba G,wAfaAT Pa gAye.TO HamSaYE nE uN k nAwa?ay SE POCHA:KesAy Foot Huay? Nawasa:MarhoOM kO bhoOLnA? kI aDAT

Ek dost ne doosrey se pocha batao

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.??? Doosrey dost ne kaha Larka Maamu ban jata hy Or

Aik bad news aap kabhi

Aik bad news.. . . . . . . Aap kabhi maa nahi bun sakte…..

Tum meray liye aik mobile ki tarah

tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh, Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar

My tumhare liye sab kuch karta magar mujhe kaam tha. My tumhare liye dob marta mugar mujhe zukam tha….

Laila ko karna ho impress to

Laila ko Karna ho Impress To Majnu ne khai MintoFresh Jab Majnu ko Karna hua Impres To Laila ko Utarna para pura Dress Boley

Golden words a man who

Golden Words.: ” A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol, Is More Safe Then A Man Who Is Behind A Girl..”…

Why did ram gopal varma made quotphoonkquot

Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK" Usk I Pichli "AAG" Ko Bhujane K Liye…

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar

Acha sila dia tu ne mere pyar ka, …Yaar ne he loot lia pyar yaar ka.. REMIX.. …acha kurta sia tu ne mere naap

Larki k nakhry 1 call me

Larki K Nakhry 1 Call Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun 2 Call Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai 3 Call Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho

dedicated its better to bunk

~*~ Dedicated ~*~ Its Better To Bunk A Class Than …To Miss A Party With Friends .. Because Today When I Look Back EQUATIONS

Reality of our country most of

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY Most of the 1st class passed students get …technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers. The 2nd class

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . .

Kiss is not like nokiaconnecting people nikejust

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is

Winter is going 2 start if u

Winter is going 2 start… If u want to protect yourself from cold.. Just.. Go to hell.. Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy Sardiyan

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye …

Mein to yun hi pani mein pather

Mein to yun hi pani mein pather phenk rha tha pAppu… Itne mein ek machli nikal kar boli, kaminay sir pharne ka program hy

I have no gold to send u

I have no gold to send u .. I have no diamond to send u .. I have no credit to call u ..

1st frnd tum aasman ki taraf kya

1sT fRnD: TuM AasMaN kI tArAf kYa dEkH rHe hO? 2Nd FrNd: mAiN mENgAi kO DeKh RhA hUn, Jo mUsaLSaL aSmAn sE bAteIN kR

Girls stupidity they wont even give

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give

Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap

meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna dhoondte reh jaoge….

Boss 2 secrtary chaey tea bana do

Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do. Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni? Boss: 2 Spoon. Secrtary: Doodh kitna? Boss: DoodH bus Dikha do me khud

Why do students sleep for long hours

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..?? Fantastic Answer Said By Students.. . . . . . ‘Our Dreams R Always BIG’! …

S0n 2 his dad ap kabhi misar

S0n 2 his Dad Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ? Dad: Nahi Beta Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !

1 ladki se ladke ne dil manga

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke

Youn galliyon main muje bad naam na kia

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker “JAn|x” Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain… =P …

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin, SochA!! " Dil To PagAL Hy " Phir KhAyAL AayA ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi, JiSkO KarnA Hy .

Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? ….. .. .. .. .. ..

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe badi

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai

Dil maango to dil doon ga

Dil maango to dil doon ga Jaan maango to jaan doon ga Dharkan maango to woh bhi doon ga Pyar maango to woh bhi

A food amp health forum speaker asked

A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years, after u eat it? After a long silence, an

Piaas lage to pani mat peena

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena ” pApPu” . . . Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . .

Great students like uswork on the principle

Great students like Us,work on the “principle of rockets” It doesn’t mean we aim for the skies, It means we don’t start studying unless

Sardarni main kapray nichor k thak gayi

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi, tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila d. next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Interviewerwhy did you leave your last job

Interviewer:why did you leave your last job? Candidate:the company shifted their office…..and didnt tell me where.. 🙂

Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala

Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala Tittar… Wah wah wah faraz k ghar men hai ek kala Tittar… bari gal keti a. paa

1 choohay ko agar bille se love

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga? . . . . Very simple Billo

According to a new study

According To A New Study … ”Students That Snore Get Lower Grades …” Especially ”If They Are Snoring In The Class During Lecture …”

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

Baap beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dien tu suit mang lena. Scooter dien tu car mang lena,Dokan dien tu ghar Beta: Dady

The worst thing about censorship is

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ]…

Two friends are talking to each other

Two frIEnDS aRe Talking To Each Other, 1st: Kal Tumhare Pati Pipe Se Apne Flat Mai Ja Rahe The. 2nd:Haan Pairon Mai Plaster K

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta"

Hum to gold leaf men tambako check

Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ.. unhon ny abba ko keh dia “Tumhar beta charsi hy…”…

Two snake sitin in the jungle

Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle, Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake Suddenly Male Snake Turned & Started Singing Zehar Hai K

Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi

sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain abhi ishq ke imtihaan aur bhi hain ik tumhe jalati nahin mere dil ko tumharay siwa larkian

Girl do you smoke cigarettes guy

Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?…

2 men jumping from a terrace 1st

2 Men Jumping From A Terrace. 1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I’m Guiness Record Holder. . . 2nd Man: This Is My

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill

Musafir beta ap mujhe thora sa

MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5

Teacheranday ka faida btaostudentsir buht faidy hain

Teacher:Anday Ka Faida Btao?Student:Sir Buht Faidy Hain! Agr yE Imtahan Main Mil Jaiy To Next Year Ki Books Ki Payment Bach Jati hAi. …

1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl

1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl huin aur dukandar sy pocha”ye sona ki angothi kitna ki ha?” shopkepr”dus hazar rupe ki” khatoon ne

Ek professor sahib or unki bv chhat

Ek pRofesSor Sahib Or UnkI B.v Chhat Per BethAy huAy thAy- Ek dUm zOr ka tOfaAN Aaya Or MakaAN Ki Chhat Ko Ura K

Amp she said quotyou are crazyquot

& She Said "You Are Crazy" & He Said "Only For You"…

One day l went 2 zoo so

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .<) "v" Mouse (@v@) ( "=" ) Owl o(o

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

Urdu ki pehli book1947 alifanar bybakry

urdu ki pehli book?1947 Alif?An?ar by?.Bakry py?.Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . urdu ki 1st book 2008.

Yunhi mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye faraz…….. Najanay kon hamary shampoo main VEET cream daal gaya. . . . …

A sardar has twins he became worid

a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend &quot;in main se 1 to mera hai doosra kis ka hai&quot;?…

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki

Loongi Kr Loongi

Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . .

Arz kiya hai samunder main water mein

Arz kiya hai.. Samunder main Water Water mein Fish.. Wah wah Samunder main Water Water main Fish Aap ko SALAAM aur aapki GirlFriend ko

Teachr tumhari writing din ba din kharab

Teachr : tumhari writing din-ba-din kharab hoti ja rahi hai Student : sir is lye kyun k mere papa ki wish hai k main

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting. Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty? Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also

Height of being hygienic an computer

Height Of Being Hygienic: An Computer Student Washing His Hands With Dettol After Removing A Virus From His System. …

Q what is the difference between watch

Q: What is the difference between watch & women? A: Aik kharaab hoti hai tao band ho jati hai aur doosri kharaab hoti hai

Hight of hasrut written at the back

Hight Of Hasrut Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran…. “Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi” …

Science teacheragar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science Teacher:Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. STudenT:par sir use

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT ur mind DOWNLD deir prblms Delete ur smile n

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mujhko teri her ada ati he, Send kr dy tu apna sara balance mujh

Garnal major ne aik roz mulazim ko

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor

If dentists started 2make films d names

If Dentists started 2make films, d names wud be- Daant ho na ho* Janum brush karo* Aa ab brush karein* Kabi teeth kabi gum*

Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme? StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh” Teacher: y 2 Strange? Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Once a woodcutter went to city

Once A Woodcutter Went To A City. Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him And Became Crazy About Him. Guess Why? THE AXE EFFECT

Tushaar kapoor ki films k thay hum

Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har Gali Me Hr Larki K Peechay Bhatkay, Police Sy

Sardar goes 2 hotel amp orders chicken

Sardar goes 2 hotel & orders chicken Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish Sardar: Jehra marzi le aa yaar, main kehrian gallan karniyan ne.

Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant

Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot kar rota hai…kya yaar tumse… brush bhi thik se

Boy yaar larki ko i love u

boy: yaar larki ko I LOVE U kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon si hai? DOST: Abdullah-shah-ghazi boy: q? dost: q-k wahan larkiyon

Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile

Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile! To use Na kholen! Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai Or apki zara si laparwahi Apko mera DIWANA

A urdu teacher once said in her

A Urdu Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And Let The Atmosphere Come In"…