Ek dost mazaq me apnay shaikh dost

Ek Dost Mazaq Me aPnAy shAiKh dOst K Paon DbanAy Lga.

Paon Dba kR bO|La,

Meri Ujrat..?

Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,

Or Mainay Ujrat DbAi..>…

Boy friend msg to his gal

Boy friend msg to his Gal friend

Baby Sorry To distrub you

cAn u sEnd Me your PhOtO,

Its UrgeNt,

SeriOus matTer…

bcz

‘V r playinG cArdS And I’ve Lost my QueEn’ 🙂 🙂 ? ? ?

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii…., Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! …

Studentmiss ap ne kal mujhe call kyon

sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL…

Girl is dress ka kya price hai

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi. ha ha …

Purani kahawaton k new versions by mansur

Purani kahawaton k new versions by MANSUR SALEEM,OLDJesa karoge wesa bharoge.NEWAcha karoge achi milegi, bura karogi to bura milega,OLDKhisiayni billi khamba noche,NEWLosi kutta sherni ko propose kareOLDBandar kia jane adrak ka swad,NEWDadi kia jane facebook ka mazah,OLDBandar k hath main narial,NEWPeshawar ki bchi k hath main MANSUR SALEEM,OLDKare koi bhare koi,NEWMeri bchi teri begam,Hahahahahaha 😀

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Lo g reply zrur krna dekhty hain

Lo g Reply Zrur krna

dekhty hain k kon

‘Khush Naseeb’

is sawal ka jawab

‘Yes’ mein deta hai??

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Light hai?

A memon family receivd the coffin of

A memon family receivd the coffin of their dead mom from U.S. Sent by a daughter,

A letter on top which read.

I’m sendng mom’s body it was her wish 2b buried in Karachi. Under AMMA’s body r 12cans of cheese, 10 packs of choclates & 8 packs of almonds. Amma is wearing a pair of Reebok shoes 4 Qasim bhai. There r 2 pairs of shoes for Jubaida & Jarina. Amma is wearing 6 T Shirts large 1 is for Sattar bhai othrs r for the small boys. 2 new Jeans Amma is wearng r for Sanam Baji’s kids in Islamabad. Swiss watch on Amma’s left wrist is for Johra bhai. Amma is wearing a necklace, earings & a ring for Kulsum aunty,and if anythng more is needed tell me now, since Abba is also not well and the doctors have given him 4 months.

Bano,

New York. USA!…

Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi

Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thyhusb:ye kya hy?Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda huanursq hns

1 bcha muskuraty hue pyda hua.Nurs:Q hns rhe ho?Bche ne muthi kholi or CHABI WALI goli nikal kr dikhai or bola:’DON ko marna mushkil hi nhinamumkin hy’

Billgates giv me an idea to becom

Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,

Not A Beggar…

If u sneeze once think i remembering

If u sneeze once think i remembering u if u sneez twice think i want to meet u if u sneeze thrice i m missing u…..4th time plz take a tablet;-) bcoz its flu…

Teacher tmhary ghar min subsy bahadr kon

Teacher Tmhary ghar min subsy bahadr kon hy ? Bacha: chooha Teacher: wo kesy ? Bacha Hum abbu sy derty hin Abbu Ammi sy derty hin Aur ammi choohay sy derti hn….

Larka aur larki walk py gye wahan

Larka aur larki walk py gye, wahan larkay ko thoker lagi aur khoon behne laga,larka Larki ko dekhne laga k wo apne dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.Larki larkay ko dekhte hue boli::/Sochna b mat’GUL AHMED’ ka suit hy…

Hard working logon k lye bad news

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News

2011 Mei

1st May

14 August

…11 Sep

Aur 25 December

Sunday Ko Hain:-(:-(

Or Karo “HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011”

“Her Chutti Pe Nazar” …

Byz agr mai kahn mujhe tum

B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kah? ge??

Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota

Thief with knife apnay paisay nikal

Thief With Knife: Apnay Paisay Nikal.. !

Man: Do U Know Who I am ? I?m The Finance Minister.

Thief: AcChHaa . . . ? ?

To Phir MERAY Paise Nikal . . . . . ;->

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya hai

ager 00420 no se koi call aye to attend nahi karna

warna Insan ban jaoge Sialkot mai 2 Gadhey Insan ban gaye hain

SaaMer +923002711588

Kal raat 1 bhoot sab ko dara

Kal raat 1 bhoot sab ko dara raha tha,

mujhy bhe darany aaya mager main nahi darii

kyon k….aey dost maine tumhain pehchan

leya tha.

Teacher humey garibon k sath pyar se

Teacher: Humey garibon k sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Student: Acha ab samjh me aaya.

Teachr: Kya?

Studnt: Yahi k papa aksar Padosan ko galay q lagate hain….

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shabash kal abc parhen gay…

Height of shock malkin kya huwa

Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..

… Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .

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..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

“HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . ” …

Pta ha is mulk ka problem kya

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD’Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P

Patient to nurse i love you

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’

Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura

Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,

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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai

hai”

Plz yeh wali gazal cjaye har hal

Plz Yeh Wali Gazal Cjaye Har Hal M kisi Bi Kahen Say Bi Dhund K Dain.

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Name: Gazal

Age: 17-20

Hight: 5’5′

Eyes: Brown

Clour: White 😀

Asal don mar chuka hai or ab

Asal DON mar chuka hai or ab chotay don ki hakumat hai jis k pechay 11 nahi; 5.5 shehro ki police pari hai.! Isay pakarna bohat mushkil hai kyu k chota hai abi….

Ghazal ik wo zamana tha k

Ghazal

Ik wo zamana tha k 1 ropay 4 char Anay thy

or hum 2 anay ki keer khate the

or 2 Anay ka totiya motiya

ik yeh zamana hy k hum kuch b nhi khared sakte

aslye nhi k humry pas paise nhi

yar bazar band hy na aslye

ik wo zamna tha or ik yeh zamna hy

Moral of Story:

her Ghazal achi nhi hoti =P ;->…

Dear ek tusi sharmanda v bohat

Dear?

Ek tusi sharmanda v bohat ho.Ek tusi etranda v bohat ho.Dil kar da hai twanu dinner ta la jawan per ki karan tusi khanda v bohat ho.

Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay ya

Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay!

Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna..

Ghar aatay huay Ya Allah tera shukar..!

Aur..

Shadi shuda.. ghar se nikaltay huay.

Ya Allah tera shukar..

Ghar k andar jatay huay,

Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna…! .

Shaadi se pehlay larka darling

Shaadi se pehlay

Larka:

Darling !

Tum Nahi to Main Nahi…

Aur

Main Nahi to Tum Nahi.

Shaadi ke baad Larka:

Kaminiye!!

Aaj ya Tu Nahi ya Main Nahi…!!!…

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA

SARDAR DORTE HUE CHOR SE B SGE NIKAL GAYA

SARDAR SAYS EK TE CHORI TE UTO SADE NAL RESSAA

No english dictionary has been able to

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that’s easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.

I beg to differ because, there is!!!

When you marry the right woman, you are ‘COMPLETE’..

And when you marry the wrong one, you are ‘FINISHED’!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are …

‘COMPLETELY FINISHED’ !!

Girls diary he was quiet 2day i

GIRLS DIARY:

He Was Quiet 2day.

I Askd If Its My Fault.

He Said Nothing..

I Said I LUV U,

But He Smiled Sadly.

I Cried All Nite

BOYS DIARY:

Shit Pakistan Lost D Match =D…

In court judge said 2 women u

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,

Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum nE.

Woman:Mjhay kya Pta Daako Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

Har khushi hansi maange aapse phool

Har khushi

Hansi Maange

Aapse.

Har Phool

Khushbu Maange Aapse.

Itni Roshni Ho aapki Zindagi Main Ke,

Khud BIJLI Wale Connection Maange Aapse…!-;)…

50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon oon

50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon

karke rota hai to maa kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro,

varna

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bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jayega!!…

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya o o o

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kyA??.:-o:-o:-o

K indian currency yAni ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai?

Kyuki AgAr vO rOyenge tO nOte geelA hO jayegA?????..;->…

Ladki apne boyfriend ko naraz karne ke

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz

karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!!

Check karo zraaaa 😀

1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..

… 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.

4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan…

5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..

6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..

7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladkeghumte haitere jaise..

Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa..

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.

Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..

1 aadmi dosre admi ko maar raha

1 Aadmi Dosre Admi Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?�_

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila. .* …

Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha

Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho?

wo bola main ne issy naya joota le kar diya or kaha k ek k bajaye do do seerhiyan charhay ta k joota kam ghissay. Magar kambakhat do do seerhiyan charnay ki koshish mein pant phaar betha. :-P…

A man taste the habib cooking ol

A maN TASTE the Habib Cooking O?L & suffer?Ng Frm Heart Attack..!

Do u know y?

Because..

Naya

?HABIB COOKING OIL?

Kyun k ye d?L ka muamLA hai

Aap dosti ka wo daag ho

AaP DoStI Ka Wo DaAg Ho?

JiSeY HuM TiDe Se DhO NaHi SaKtEy

RiN Se SaAf NaHi KeR SaKtEy

SuRf ExCeL Se MiTa NaHi SaKtEy

Q K

"KuCh DaAG To AcChAy HoTaY HaIn"….

Kya rakkha hy apni zindagi k is

Kya Rakkha Hy Apni Zindagi K Is Afsaaney Main

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Kuch Guzri

Light Aane Mai

Kuch Guzri

Light Jaane Mai

*HAPPY SUMER LOAD SHEDDING……

Bba vs be a be

B.B.A vs B.E:-

A BE & BBA student go on a camping trip, setup their tent & fell asleep

Sum hour later, BBA wakes his BE friend & asks: Look up the sky & tell me what you see?

BE:I see milions of stars

BBA:And what does that tells you?

BE:

Astronomicaly, it tells that there are milions of galaxies & planets nd

BBA remain silent for moment then says:

Practicaly, someone has stolen our tent!

MORAL:

BBA STUDENTS GOT 100% COMMON SENSE! ;…

Girl says in rainy nightcome on get

Girl says in Rainy Night”Come on

Get into my

umbrella”

But He said,

“Its Ok Sister! Thanx”

&

Run Away

Moral:

Moral voral kuch nai,

Bs kurri day pairr puthay c

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha kisi

Ek Pagal khat Likh Raha Tha,

Kisi ne Pucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho?

Bola: "Khud Ko"

Pucha: "Kya Likha Hai?"

Bola: "Mujhe Kya Pata, Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai" :-)…

Shakespeare said if there is a single

Shakespeare Said If There is a Single Dollar in Your Pocket Then

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Convert it Into Pakistani Currency &

Buy a Pepsi of Rs. 65 Te 20 Rupy De Pakore v Le Lena.

Wah Bai Wah =D

Kbi to humari gali m aao thora

Kbi to humari gali m aao

thora sa sharmao muskurao

Apni ankho se zulfein uthao

humare ghar ki bell bajao

Aur

awaz lagao

‘Kachra laao

‘kachra laao….

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Hahahahaha

Superb answers they should fire the examiner

Superb answers

They should fire the examiner who set those questions

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?

A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?

A. At the Bottom of the Page.



Q. Ganga flows in which state?

A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?

A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?

A. Examinations…

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

Jinay lahore nai vekhya o jammya nai

Jinay Lahore Nai Vekhya O ‘Jammya’ Nai,

Jinay Karachi Nai Vekhya O ‘Marya’ Nai,

Jinay Murree Nai Vekhya O ‘Thharya’ Nai,

Jinay Multan Nai Vekhya O ‘Sarrhya’ Nai,

Jinay Sindh Nai Vekhya O ‘Dubya’ Nai,

Jinay Zardari Nai Vekhya O ‘Lutya’ Nai,

Jinay Shehbaz Nai Vekhya O ‘Dangya’ Nai,

Jinay Nawaz Nai Vekhya O ‘Nassya’ Nai,

Tey…

Jinay Altaf Nai Vekhya O ‘Hassya’ Nai!

normal routine login to facebook

?? Normal Routine ??

Login to Facebook

Got bored in 15 mins

… Logout

Got bored in 15 second

Login again 😛 😀

Like If u Agree 🙂

Woman is like blue tooth u

Woman is like blue tooth ,

U r next 2 her,

she stays connected,

u go away,

she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,

many devices can connect 2him at a time

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Alvida dubble sawari tere khulney se

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI

Tere khulney se Dil khush huwa tha hr larka dubble ghom raha tha,

Aysh ho gai thi humari

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI

Police wale khush ho rahe hain, 12 bjne ka intezar kar rahe hain,

Phir pakar kr F.I.R katen gy humari,

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI

Hr larka khush lag raha tha or ghomne ka jazba barha tha,

Ab pata nahi kb khuley gi bechari,

ALVIDA ALVIDA DUBBLE SAWARI

Teri dosti ko me nibhaoun ga

Teri DOSTI Ko Me NIBHAOUN Ga

Tri KHUSIYON Pe MUSKURAOUNG Ga

BADALNA Nhi WAQT Ki Tarha A DOST

Warna HO K GANJA “GHAJINI”ka hero banjaunga… ;->…

Woh mera dil jalaye to uski aesi

Woh Mera Dil Jalaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,,,

Woh Kisi aur Ki Ho Jaye To Uski AISI KI TESI…

Ek Tamanna hai Faqat Meray Sath hi Scootar Par Bethay,,,

Woh Kisi Car K Sapnay Sajaye To Uski AISI KI TESI…

Meray Kaan Tarastay Hain Uski Aawaz K Liaye,,,

Woh Mera fone Na Uthaye To Uski AISI KI TESI…

Aarzu hai K Woh Meray Ghar Khana Khaye,,,

Par Usko K.F.C hi Nzar Aaye To Uski AISI KI TESI…

Main Usko Har Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon DOSTO,,,

Woh Phir Bhi Lift Na Kraye To Uski AISI KI TESI…!!!

Boy i had a dream about you

Boy: I had a dream about you!

Girl: Awwwwwwwww! ?

sweetoO!!! (:

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Boy: You died…:-P 😀

Girl: GET LOST YOU IDIOT 😀 😛

Looking at the sky

Sitting alone near the window
Looking at the sky
With tearful eye
Your thought in my heart
Your memories in my mind
In your thoughts I became blind.

Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

Bhikari khanay ko kuch mil skta hay

BHIKARI:

“Khanay ko kuch mil skta hay?”

ASIM:

“Kal ka salan khao gay?”

BHIKARI:

“G koi harj nahin”

ASIM:

Acha to phir kal aa jana,

‘aaj to kuch nahin hayo jaye ga,…

Mujhe tum se p pi piy

Mujhe

Tum

Se

P….

Pi…

Piy…

Piya…

Piyaa..

Piyaaz Aalu mangwane hain

lakar do ge? :D…

Fact of classroom jab professor tumhe

Fact of classroom-

Jab professor tumhe

Class se baher nikal de

TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO

He might b afraid dat u know more than him…!

B +ve.;-)…

Pyar vs dosti ek shikwa hai

Pyar v/s dosti

Pyar ek shikwa hai,

dosti ek jazba hai.

Pyar me hr bar dhoka hy,

Dosti me bar bar moka hy.

Pyar dewano ka kam hy,

Dosti dlwalo ka nam hy….

unusual quotes speak when

. Unusual quotes:-

* Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret 🙂

* Life is unsure, eat your dessert first 😀

* If you can’t convince someone, confuse them 😉

*Say the truth but run immediately after it B-)

* All desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else! 🙁

* Be happy because its the best revenge:D