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Funny Shayari Collection

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya…

Computrised shairi

kal jab mile the tu dil mai howa aik sound Or aj mile tu kehte ho your file not found Jo muddat se hota

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum

kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi

Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

Jisko Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi Jisko Pyar Kiya Woh Paris Chali Gayi Dil Ne Kaha Khud khushi Kar Le Plug Mein Ungli

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,

Meine Ussey kaha K mein aesa banda nahi Faraz,

Meine Ussey kaha K mein aesa banda nahi Faraz, phir Bhi kehti hai Zara Zara touch me touch me

Ghar Mein Hi Chakar Chala Liya.

Beta:- Papa Apki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai. Papa:-Ha Beta Ho Gayi Hai. Beta:-Kis Ke Sath. Papa:-Apki Mumy Ke Sath. Beta:-Hooon………. Ghar Mein Hi Chakar

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye

Jab hum pyar mein haar gaye, Tab ham ne socha khudkhushi kar le. Ham to chale khudkhushi karne tab ek aur khayal aaya, Kyu

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,

Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na

To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh

Haath Mein Takat Hai To Tajmahal Ko Hila Kar Dekh Warna Aa Baith Ke Do Peg Whiskey Maar Aur Tajmahal Ko Hilta Hua Dekh…

Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho

Ansoon teri nikle aur ankhein meri ho…dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho , khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum

IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai…!

PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai… Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai… Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,kya kare yaar RAJKAPUR ka

Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend,

Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na

whisky

Jise samjha lehar pepsi woh nikla jahar pepsi, jise samjha coca-cola woh nikla dhokha cola, so aaj k baad no soft drinks only wine

Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain . . . :

Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ, Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain . . . : )

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab

is leye humne os ki choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

us ne haton par mehndi lagi huve hai humne os ke doli sajai huvi hai.. humay pata tha wo bawafa niklay ge. is leye

Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain

Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Vo Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain Yeh To Unke Bachche Hee Kaminey Hain Jo

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan

majbur

Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi

.aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian..har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..roj khat likhte hian cartoon network ko..aapko dikhane ki mang karte

3 Dreams Of A Man

3 Dreams Of A Man : 1. To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is. 2. To Be As Rich As His

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI

Par Afsoos Loan Pass Hua Nai

Pyar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha, Par Kuch Khaas Hua Nai Tajmahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha.. Par Afsoos Loan Pass Hua Nai

free SMS ki scheme me.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir

To Kehna Pyari Behna Sada Kush Rehna

Zinagi Mein Kabhi Tension Mat Laina Bindas Hoke I Love You Kehna Agar Rose Ke Bale Sandle Mile To Kehna Pyari Behna Sada Kush

baloo main phool gulab ka�.

main mangta hoon tu dati nahi� jawab meri baat ka�.. deti hai to khara ho jata hai� rom rom jazbat ka� kyun keti ho

Puri Botal Na Sahi,

Puri Botal Na Sahi, Kam se Kam Ek Jam To ho Jaye. Milna Na Sahi, Dua Salaam To Ho Jaye. Jinki Yaad Main Hum

tension

Jab tumhe dekhu mu dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Are itna

Macchar ne jo kata…

Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane Is Pyar Ne To Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya Ye

Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge,

Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena,

Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,

Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai, uske chumbun ko kiss kehte hai. Miss ko kiss karna mushkil hai, isliye kissmiss ke bhav tej rehte

Ghungat mein tujhe dekha

Ghungat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi ghungat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua!

Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho

5 Hazar ka BILL aagaya…

Pehle kabhi kisi pe DIL nahi aaya, Tumhe Dekha to Tumpar Dil aa gaya. Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne Message kare saala 5

SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO

SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO, KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO, FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI

Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay

Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi Namaz-e-Jumma FARAZ, Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye

Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye Hum Izhar Karne Me Thode Dhile Ho Gaye Aur Unke Hath Peele

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga,

Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan (neck) to phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar,

Dil diya tha mohabat ki nishani samajh kar, Woh khaa gya usey biryani samajh kar, Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne, Woh bhi pee

darwaaza nahi hai

Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai

BHAAII De gai hey mujhe.

Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,

Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko, kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye. Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain, Par

‘HARI Mirch’ hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain, Aur kyon na ho… Khayi

MUJHE US DOST KI TALASH HAI

NA MUJHE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE, NA MUJHE KISI DARD CHAHIYE, MERE RECHARGE KO JO APNA RECHARGE SAMAJHKAR BHAR SAKE, MUJHE US DOST KI

Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de,

Iss pyari si surat ka phir se didaar de, Tadap rahe hai hum ab aur na intezaar de. Awaz suna ey zalim magar, Ek

Kitne haseen hai aap,

Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.Aankho mein kajal lagana hi kafi nahin gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo!

Kante:

Kante: “Ek Din Hum Sab Ko Narakh Main To Jana Hi Hai , Yeh Kam Karo Aur Lambi Gadi Main Jao Nahi To Pedal”

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai,

Dosti ka hr frz hum jante hai, tumhare har dard ki dava hum jante hain. Humein bhulne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna kyunki

kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte

kaun kahate hai ki budde ishq nahin karte, woh karthe hai lekin log unpe shakh nahin karthe