TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY?
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PATHAN: WO PUL JIS PE SE PRINCE GUZARTA HAY OSAY “PRINCIPAL” KEHTE HAY…. ;)…
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Kehte Hai Log Hum Ne, Tanhai Ka Raasta Apna Liya Khud Se Na Jaane Kya,......
- Har ek baat pe kehte ho ki
Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Ki Tu Kya Hai, Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaze......
- Mai dukhi hu sab ye kehte hai
Mai Dukhi Hu Sab Ye Kehte Hai Khushi Ki Baath Hai Ab Andheron Ki Jabha.N......
- Log kehte hain ke jub koi dil
Log Kehte Hain Ke Jub Koi Dil Tootta Hai To Iske Toot Jaane Ki Koi......
- Kho kar dil ki jageer ham kehte
Kho Kar Dil Ki Jageer Ham Kehte Hain Ab Yeh Hasrat Se Nawaaz De Kaash......
- Har baat par kehte ho tum ke
Har Baat Par Kehte Ho Tum Ke Tu Kya Hai Tumhi Batao Yeh Andaz-E-Guftgu Kya......
- Har ek baat pe kehte ho tum
Har Ek Baat Pe Kehte Ho Tum ,,Ke Tu Kya Hai Tum He Kaho Ke......
- Wo kehte hai ki mere dil me
Wo Kehte Hai Ki Mere Dil Me Jajbaat Nahi Ek Badal Hu Phir Bi Koi......
- Woh kehte hai ke hum khafa mai
Woh Kehte Hai Ke Hum Khafa Hai Mai Kehta Hoo Ke Aap Nadaa Hai Pyaar......
- Woh kehte the aap muskurao to hum
Woh Kehte The Aap Muskurao To Hum Muskarana Bhool Gaye, Humari He Khata Yahi Ki......
- Subha ko din woh hi kehte hai
Subha Ko Din Woh Hi Kehte Hai Jinhe Tazurba Nahi Raat Abhi Baaki Hai… Zara......
- Hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke
Hum ye nhi kehte ke koi unke liye dua na maange , hum ye nhi......
- Har aik baat pe kehte ho
Har aik baat pe kehte ho Har aik baat pay Kehtay ho tum k tu......
- Lo ji is ko kehte hain
Lo ji is ko kehte hain saaf suthra SMS....
- Lo ji is ko kehte hain
‘Lo ji is ko kehte hain saaf suthra SMS.’:)...
- Tum jo kehte ho mujhe k
Tum Jo Kehte Ho Mujhe K … Main Tumhain Bhool JaOon ! Agar Tumhari Yehi......
- Jo kehte the tum manngo to jan
Jo Kehte The Tum Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai. Faraz Aj 50 Ka Load......
- Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi
L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he........
- Sach kehte hai log ishq par zor
Sach Kehte Hai Log, Ishq Par Zor Nahi, Jhuke Zamane Ke Aage, Ishq Kamzor Nahi,......
- Jas sach hi kehte hain log ki
Jas Sach Hi Kehte Hain Log, Ki Har Kissi Ko Mukamall Jahaan Nahi Milta, Kyun......
- Log kehte hai hasna choad do woh
Log Kehte Hai Hasna Choad Do Woh Kehte Hai Rona Choad Do Koi Kehta Hai......
- Sach kehte hai tum roothe to hum
Sach Kehte Hai Tum Roothe To Hum Mar Jayenge Tumko Khokar Ish Jag Mein Kya......
- Kehte hai ke dil tootne se aawaaj
Kehte Hai Ke Dil Tootne Se Aawaaj Nahi Hua Karti, Eise Fasaane To Aksar Nigaaho......
- Koi kya rulayega kisi ko kehte
Koi Kya Rulayega Kisi Ko , Kehte Hain Waqt Bhula Deta Hain Har Gam Ko,......
- Kehte ho to tere ishk ko dil
Kehte Ho To Tere Ishk Ko Dil Kee Lagi Kaheinge Duniya Waale Magar Is Ko......
- Kehte hai gum batane se hota kam
Kehte Hai Gum Batane Se Hota Hai Kam Aisa Hi Pehle Kabhi Maante The Hum......
- Log mohabbat ko khuda kehte hai par
Log Mohabbat Ko Khuda Kehte Hai Par Koi Kare To Use Ilzam Dete Hai Kehte......
- Dil ki aawaj ko izhaar kehte hai
Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai, Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ikraar Kehte Hai, Sirf ‘Jatane’......
- Log aksar kehte hai jinda rhe toh
Log aksar kehte hai jinda rhe toh phir milenge………….. Magar Iss dil ne mehsus kiya......
- Tum aajao log kehte hain
Tum Aajao Log Kehte Hain k EID Aayee Ha ? Tum Aajao to Yaqeen Aa......
- Log kehte hai koshish karne se
log kehte hai koshish karne se to khuda bhi milta hai, lekin hame to vo......
- Log kehte hain k raat ko so
log kehte hain k raat ko so kr skon milta hai OR! wo wqt hm......
- Log kehte hain eid aayi hai
Log Kehte Hain Eid Aayi Hai, . . Tum Jo Aao Yaqeen Aa Jaye.. !......
- Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me
SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt......
- Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me
SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt......
- Log kehte hn k kisi aik chale
log kehte hn k kisi aik k chale jane se zindgi ruk nhi jati! But......
- Log kehte hen kisi ek k jane
Log kehte hen Kisi ek k jane se Humari zindagi ruk Nahi jati Lekin Ye......