Funny Questions Collection

Do you know the value of a

Do you know the value of a minute ? Well it depends on which side of the toilet door you are….. :-D…

What do you call a female who

What do you call a female who never laughs? ?HASINA? …

Q when do you congratulate someone for

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .? Ans : On their Wedding. . . …

Q what is the height of possessiveness

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION. …

Shurkh khan ki birthday pe us wife

ShUrkH kHaN kI bIrThDaY pE uS kI wIfE aUsY kIyA gIfT dEgI ? SoChO ? SoChO ThInK ? ThInK SoChO yAr SiMpLe NiSwAr. …

Q why did santa sing take off

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF….

Which department have great loss due to

Which department have great loss due to load shedding? . . . . . . . . . Family planing . . .!!…

Q what starts with t ends t

Q: What Starts with T, ends with T and is fuLL of T ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Q whats the difference between mothers

Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears?? . . . . A Classic Answer.. . . . . . . .

Q how would you identify banta singh

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE? A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

Do u knw glass tootey to kya

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai ?arey kambakht,

Joke question why do some teachers wear

*JOKE* Question: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses? Answer: Because their students are very bright!…

Ek baar cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar

ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time

Question pizza hut ka opposite kya hota

Question: ?Pizza Hut? ka opposite kya hota hai? – – – – – Answer: Pizza hatna mat …

Quotwaqt kitni taizi se guzarta haiquot

"Waqt Kitni Taizi Se Guzarta Hai" . . . . . . Pr??F> . . . Shoaib Akhtar Per Lagi 5 Saal Ki Pabandi

1 student college mai admision lene gya

1 student college mai admision lene gya. Test lene wale ne kaha: Mai tum se 1 mushkil swal poochun ya 10 aasaan swal? Student:

Explain the word automatically nahi pata

Explain the word ?Automatically?? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahi pata? Ok i ll xplain agar koi ganji larki rakshay mai baithi ho

Q who is the laziest person in

Q. Who is the laziest person in the world ? A. Who invented the “SNOOZE” option in alarm… ;->…

Tell me whch animal cant walk

TelL Me Whch “AnimaL” CaN’T Walk, Speak, Listen, It’s Not a t0y. Anx? This Iz tHe “ANIMAL” Word whch iZ WritTen aT BLank pAge…

Bhurape aur jawani mein kia farq ha

BhUrApE aUr JawAnI MeiN kIa FaRq Ha? JawAnI MeiN JaIb MeIn LaRkIyOn kE No aUr aUr BuRhApE mEiN JaiB MeiN DoCtOr k nO .

Dil ke operation ko bypass kyon kehte

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain? Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh.. PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!…

From where would a lizard gets its

From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ?? From The Re-Tail shop . . . . . . . .

Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahege? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Questionqalam behtr hai ya talwar answrqalam

Question:qalam behtr hai ya talwar? Answr:qalam behtr hai q k talwar se aap shalwar mein nara nahin daal saktay. . . . . .

Kya apko pta hy dunia k sare

Kya Apko Pta HY DunIa K Sare Kutte Kis Insan Se Drte The? Nai Pta? DHARMINDER se, Q k Wo Hr Film Me Khta

How a girl replies if himesh proposes

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes; ‘O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abeY

Q why was the leper caught speeding

Q: Why wAs The Leper CaUgHt sPeEdIng? ! A: He Cou|dn’t Take hIs foOT Of The AcCELerAtor.. …

2 personalities came from gujarat amp sacrificed

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people. Can u guess who they are? – – – – – Guess

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha

Interviewer there are 500 bricks on a

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That’s easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the

Q what do you take before every

Q: What do you take before every meaL? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Teacher y are majority of south

Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . . . . Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya

Why do we all marry

Why do we all marry? . . . . . . . . . Because romance is not the only element of life. We

Hum pani kyun peete hain

Hum pani kyun peete hain?? . . . . socho socho . . . . or socho . . . . . nahi aya

Aysa konsa jandar hy jo dodh or

Aysa konsa jandar hy jo dodh or anda dono aik sath day sakta hy ? Socho > > > > ni samaj mein aa

What is better then

What Is Better Then .. .. .. ? PRESENCE Of MIND ? In Case Of Accident ? ??? . . . . . .

What would happen if women ruled the

What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other…

Q what is the height of laziness

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD. …

Aisi kon ha jis ko aap gale

AiSi kOn hA jIs kO aAp gALe LaGaYe aUr wO aAp kA gALa dAbAyE ? Socho Socho . . . NaHe pAtA I tELL

Shadi shuda mard ko kon c orat

Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C Orat ziada Achi lagti Hai? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Hamsaye Ki. . . …

Suna tha k orat ki zuban bari

Suna Tha k Orat Ki ZubAn bAri hOti hAi. Magr wO KoN C Pakistani Lady Jis kA Munh iTna Bara hAi k Wo pOra

Bruce lee was a great man

BRUCE LEE was a great man.. But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man Why? . . .

What is the fastest thing we type

What is the fastest thing we type? . . . . . . . . “OUR PASSWORD”…

Why is a river rich bco

Why Is A River Rich? Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!…

Logic questions 1wen will a horse

LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)Wen will a horse hav 6legs? 2)Wer does monday cum b4 sunday? 3)Wer do u find a lot of cities without single

Kissing at top fingering middle firing bottom

Kissing at Top, Fingering at Middle, Firing at Bottom, U know the answer? Cigarette smoking is injurious to health. …

Qwho shuld b da latest sponser of

Q:wHo Shuld B Da Latest Sponser Of The Indian Cricket Team? . . . Ans:Always Ultra,Coz The Team Is Undergoing Its Worst Period!…

A bicycle cant stand on its own

A Bicycle Can’t Stand On It’s Own Why … ? Think !! Because It’s Two-Tired … ;->…

Kya tumhari tv chal rhi hai

Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayegi …

Wo konsa driver ha jis ka license

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota? Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna! Yar Khud Soch, Socho Yar Socho Ans:SCREW DRIVER, …

Can you tell me how 1111

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11 Because It Was Said By Govinda In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara…

Aysi konsi machli fish hay jo pani

Aysi konsi MACHLI (FISH) hay jo pani me nahi ter sakti? . . MARI HOI MACHLI!!!…

I have a doubt why ppl

I Have A DouBt Why Ppl Use Shut Up for Human Beings And Shut Down For Computers… While Prpose Of Both Is Same…..!!!!!! ;->…

How did bruce lee die

How Did Bruce Lee Die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .

What happened when the elephant sat on

What Happened When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Cars… ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Batao wife biwi aur patni main kya

Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI main kya farak hota hai? ? ? ? ? Socho socho! ? ? ? ? ? ! ! !

Ek admi bhagtay huay ruk gya

Ek aDmi bHaGtAy hUay rUk gYa. . . . KyUn? Kyun k uS Ka saAns pHoOL gYa tHa, Nahi iS LiAy rUka, Q k

Whos pappu in d movie quotjaane

Who’s Pappu In D Movie "Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !? Aditi’s Brother AMIT Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance ‘SAALA’ Amit Is Jay’s

Wo kya hay jisay agar kuch na

WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR KUCH NA KARO TO KHAMOSH REHTA HAY PAR JESE HI MARNA SHURU KARO TO BOLNE LAGTA HAY? . .

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez he

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez he? To batao? Agar ram sita hai, To ram kya hai? Socho! Nahi patha? Simple yar ?Darzi? Samje

How to find avagadros number

How To Find AVAGADRO?S Number ? Guess . . . . . . . . . So Simple Open The Phone Directory and Search

Teacher beta insan ki kitni maaye hoti

Teacher: beta Insan ki kitni Maa?ye hoti hain? Student: 4 Teachr: kon kon c ??..? student: 1 wo Maa jis ne Paida kia 1

What do you call a black man

What do you call a black man flying a plane? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Q why are there no asprins in

Q- “Why Are There No Asprins In The Jungle. . . ?” A- “Because, The Parots-ate-em-all …” ;->…

Phonebook dilemma why r there no phonebooks

PhoneboOK DiLemma wHy R tHEre nO PhonebooKs iN China? Coz There r sO Many wIng’s aNd wOng’s, They r aFrAid u w

Teacher ye batao k principal kisay kehte

TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY? . . . . PATHAN: WO PUL JIS PE SE PRINCE GUZARTA HAY OSAY “PRINCIPAL” KEHTE

Q what did banta singh say when

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN. …

What is at the end of everything

What is at the end of ?everything?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The letter g.-/ …

Qwhat do u get when cross a

Q:What Do u Get wHen u cRosS A Librarian And A Lawyer? ? ? ? ? ANS:-” AlL The Information You wAnt, Except You

Computer is shameless why bcoz

Computer Is Shameless Why? ? ? B’coz, It Has Hardware & Software But No Underwear..?…

Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan

Wo kon si 2 jagah hai jahan pe banda n@hi marta? . . . Think . . . . . . . . .

What came first the chicken or egg

What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :p

1 choti c larki jis ne abhi

1 choti C LARKI jis ne abhi KG CLAS$ pass kiya ha.. Konsa gana gaye gi? KG KIA RE !!:-):-D KG KIA RE !!:-D;-)…

Kya tum nisar shah ko jante ho

Kya tum Nisar shah ko jante ho? . . . . . Yakinan nahi jante. tabhi uski info dhondh rahe ho! Hai na! ;-]…

Jab tujh ko koi zakhm laga

Jab Tujh ko koi zakhm laga Tu Libas apna phar diya Gareban apna chak kia Or Tere zakhm say lipaT gia Yehi Tu hai

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi? Us ki achi tarbiat.. Bhai hath j0rta

Qaise kya cheez hai jo ap ko

Q:Aise kya Cheez Hai Jo Ap ko 1 Larki khelye Aur Ap ko Bhoat Gusa Aye Ga? Socho … Socho … Socho Socho Ok

Ek haathi ko autorickshaw mein kaise daalenge

Ek hAatHi kO AutOrIcksHaw MeIn kAiSe dAaLeNgE Socho Socho SiMpLe MusHkiL sE…

1st frnd roz subha 15 larkiyan mere

1st Frnd: Roz Subha 15 Larkiyan Mere Intizar Karti Hai, = 2nd Frnd: Wha Kay Se? = 1st Frnd: Men Girls College Ki Van

Why dont dogs marry bcozwoh to

Why don?t dogs marry? – – – – – Bcoz?Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain …

A man was injected with deadly poison

A Man Was Injected With A Deadly Poison, But, It Did Not Kill Him. Why … ?? . . . . Think . .

How did bruce lee die

How Did Bruce Lee Die? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .

Do you know the meaning of bmw

Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"] Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . .

Solve this puzzle when bullet

Solve this puzzle : When bullet was fired on Dog, Tiger died. why??? Think .. ? .. ? B?coz dog?s name was tiger .

What do dentists call their x ray

What do dentists call Their x-ray? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tooth pics..;/…

What is atom bomb an invention

What iS Atom Bomb? An Invention…. To End All Inventions….

Qus quotpizza hutquot ka opposite kia

Qus: "Pizza Hut" Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ? ? ? . . . . . . . . . .

Dunya mai sb se bhadur kon ha

Dunya mai sb se bhadur kon ha? Think. Dhobi.Jo sb ko bolta ha kapry kb uttaro gy.Mai kb aon….

Teacher asked which came first the

Teacher asked ? Which came first, the Chicken Or the Egg. ? Little Johny Replied ? Which Ever You Ordered First ? …

Ques what is the most dangerous position

Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep. Answer: It’s When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk… :-)…

Q what do you call a woman

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT? A. WIDOW …

Lecturer which comes first sun or

Lecturer: Which Comes First. . . SUN OR MOON ? Studnt : Obviously, Moon. . . ! Lecturer: How ? Studnt : Only After

What kind of car drives over water

What Kind Of Car Drives Over Water… ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek ganja admi aur bowler awaz sun

eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN… . . . . . . . . socho kya?

Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan

Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai?? Socho Nahe pata Chalo hum batate hain . “MIANWALI”…

Iq qestion a rich man needs

IQ qestion a rich man needs…….., a poor man has……….., if u eat……….. u will die only one word fits in all the 3

Do you know why the spelling of

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W?? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W.. Such As Who? Why?

Bakhtawar papa ap ko pata hai

Bakhtawar : Papa ap ko pata hai kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, kis rung k hote hain? Zardari : Beta white Bakhtawar : Jhoot wo toh

Burusli aur kawa agar gana gayen to

Burusli aur kawa agar gana gayen to koun se styal me gange. Socho. . . QAWWALI…