IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE
MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS
UPDATES:
COCKROACH: “My Friends pls help me to
thank God!just found out Mortein na
Bodyspray…didn’t kill me.. Just made me
smell good!
CHICKEN: If tomorrow I’m not updating
my status, it means am being served at
‘MR BIGGS’… Love U all!
PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that
I’m spreading flu…wtf!
DOG: I hate calabar people!
COW: My calf wants to suck now but the
farmer has taken all the milk in the
morning
RAT: The owner of the house just
bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro.
GOAT: friends… thank God 4 me ooo.a
car almost hit me now now…chai!i wud
hav died like fowl…
FOWL’s comment on Goat status: i thank
God 4 u ooo…dnt mind those yeye
humans… dats hw they drive like goat.
Haaaa laff wan tear my belle Oo