Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris! …
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