A private employee was rewarded a bicycle

A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve a Carrier 8 the back,

He requested 2 get it fixed.When the cycle came back with the Carrier fitted,he noted that now the Stand isnt there.

He asked about the missing Stand.

Organisation: Private Nokri me 1 cheez he possible he.


Agr STAND lo gy to CAREER khatam aur agar CAREER banana he to STAND kabhi mat lena.

Dedicated 2 all Private Employees.

Who is a boy a boy

Who is a boy?


A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.


he starts compromising at a very tender age.


He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.

Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.

He also sacrifices his cigarettes for friends.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining.


Boy’s life is really tough and full of sacrifice.





joke finished! u can laugh now:D 😛 :D…

Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb tha,us k press krnay sE qareebi police station ka alarm baj sakta tha,

Alarm k lagay abhi 3 din huay thay, k do dako T.T Liay bank mE Aagaye,

Cashier se cash cheennay k doran cashier ne alarm ka butt?n press kr dia,chand sekond k baad kareeb paray phone ki ring hui,dako ne receive kia

Dosri taraf sE awaz i.

?OYE,main thanay se bol raha hoon,zara dekh bhaal k betha kro tumhaien pata hi nahi tumhara paon button per hai,paon hatao udher se idiot,idher thanay me Alarm Baj raha hai….

Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi

Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way

Toyota passd by

He told the driver:

Toyota,made in Japan very fast.Then Honda passed

He again:Honda, made in Japan very fast.

Then Prado passed, He again:

Prado, made in Japan very fast.Taxi Driver got angry

When he arrived at his Friends house, Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese:

So much money ?The angry driver replied:

Taxi meter,Made in Pakistan,

Very very fast…

Why is the fire engine red in

Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has a ladder..A lader has steps.. Steps come from a foot..A foot is measured by a ruler.A ruler can b a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of england. Elizbeth was also name of ship.Ship floats on water.Water has fish.Fishes have fins. Fins are people of finland.The national flag of finland is red. So fire engine is red in color.. This is a sample of how we attempt our exam…

Once in a soap industry japan the

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.

What did they do??

They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!


Genius Nation.

In memry of all thoz who luv

In Memry of all thoz who luv their teachrz!

A guy calls his teachr bt gets the teachr’s wife instead

speakng sadly she said

He died last week

The nxt day boy cals again n asks 4 teachr

His wife replies “i told u he died last week”

Nxt day again the boy calls n asks 4 the teachr

By ths tymewife gets upset n shouts


Boy replies


After digging to a depth of 100

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: ?US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians?.

One week later, Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: ?After digging as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology….

A very rich man went to a

A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE can be lived..?

On return

Father asked “WHAT DID U LEARN..?”

Son replied

“We’ve no cattles but They’ve 4..”

“We’ve a swiming pool which is quite big but


Our garden has imported lamps but They’ve A SKY FULL OF STARS

“Our courtyard ends after few yards but they’ve THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY


Father i have seen you love your

Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?

Son: I love both of you equally much.

Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.

Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?

Son: America!

Father: So you’re bent on following your mum?

Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris! …

The saudi ambassador to the un has

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn’t understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

President Bush laughs, leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It’s because it takes place in the future!" …