Funny Jokes Collection

Boss itne kam kapray pehan k q

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss

My science book says i agree

My SCIENCE book says & i agree.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Evolution of man without shadi spiderman

Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDERMAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umaar WATCHMAN….

How can a father make his

How Can A Father Make His Daughter Walk On The Street Looking Down The Earth?? Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)…

An old lady gave the buss drivr

An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat. Ths happnd 4 several Times. The drivr said ‘ Y have u givn me

Wifecan u explain to me how this

Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really can’t,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off…

How to convert a university student into

How to convert a university student into a criminal??? . . . . . . . burn some pages of their assignments, an hour

Dear girls if a guy pauses

Dear Girls ! If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back . . . . . . . . .

The human brain is most outstanding thing

The human brain is most outstanding thing……. it functions 24hrs 365 days…. it functions right from the time u r Born….until you fall in

Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi

Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way Toyota passd by He told the driver: Toyota,made in Japan very

Why is the fire engine red in

Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has a ladder..A lader has steps.. Steps come from a

Once a man went to the doctor

ONCE A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SAID : Doctor!! Doctor!!! i just have 40 seconds to live :O Doctor replied: OK please

Before u judge a person walk mile

Before U Judge A Person, Walk A Mile In His Shoes.. After That, . . . . Who Cares? He’s A Mile Away &

Bindaas attitude i m not f

BinDaAs AtTiTuDe “I m Not F a i l e d, … My “SUCCESS” Is Just P o s t p o n e

As a family were trying to

As A Family We’re Trying To Keep Up With Technology. So I Bought 4 My Son …An Ipod , My Daughter An Iphone N

Definition for human being a creature

Definition for Human being: A creature that cuts trees ,makes papers and writes “SAVE TREES” on it..!!! Funny people…..!!!!!!…

When you get this sms send it

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish

U amp me went 2 a wishwell

U & me went 2 a wishwell. I bent down threw a coin & made a wish, U bent down a little more n

U r the one who is charming

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am

A baby fish asked her mother y

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for

Girl which laptop do u have

Girl: Which Laptop do u have..? Boy : I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit..

A smile to put you on high

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED

My has changed so plz give

My # has changed. So plz give me a call on my new # is.. 021 15 agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4

Definition of a great loser a

Definition of “A great loser”: A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth) and… . . . His wife

Tumse mila main kal to mere

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! …

tragedies of girls life 1

-=- TRAGEDIES OF GIRLS LIFE -=- 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking =P … 2- Good Looking Boys r Not Good Boys =D

A million words would not bring you

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I’ve cried …

Two best advices for safe life

Two Best advices for safe life : . . . 1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is .. .

Send dis msg to 7000 ppl

Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl Do Not Ignore! Dis Is Not A Joke Its GODS Grace! After A Month U Will Receive Sumthing

Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan? God:Not in ur

Once in a soap industry japan the

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the

According to a research 87 of young

According to a research 87% of young people have back pain. . . . . . . . . . The other 13% have

U r the one who is charming

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am

82065 missed calls from your mate you

‎5 missed calls from your mate, you missed a bachelor party last night. 5 missed calls from your best friend, they want to hang

Quitters never win and winners quite but

Quitters Never Win And Winners Never Quite But Those Who Never Quit And Never Win Are . . . . . . . .

There are lessons in life that

There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That’s Why There Is … . . . . . . . .

My nights r becoming sleepless days

My Nights r becoming sleepless, My Days r becoming restless, So i asked God … is this love?? He said! …..idiot , summer has

Good old days when i was a

GOOD OLD DAYS When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I’d

Height of fb addiction a boys facebook

Height of fb addiction: A boy’s FACEBOOK status- i’m online on fb durin lecture. Haha . . . Comment 4m his teacher: get out

a beautiful message little girl

== A Beautiful Message == A Little Girl Was Asked … : "Where Your Home Is… ? " Girl Smiled And Replied … :

Husbandi hear dat husband amp wife r

husband:i hear dat husband & wife r not allowed 2 b 2gether in heaven,is it dat so?wife:yes,honey,dat’s y its called HEAVEN…

A mouse was going with its kidsa

A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:” BHOW BHOW” Cat ran away, Mouse:”that’s the advantage of learning

A touching story 1 day

A Touching Story… ! ! ! 1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog The dog became emotional

My eyes miss umy feels love hands

My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die

In memry of all thoz who luv

In Memry of all thoz who luv their teachrz! A guy calls his teachr bt gets the teachr’s wife instead speakng sadly she said

Limit of love 1 din samandar

Limit of Love. 1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha, Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe Pyar Karti Rahogi Naddi Ne Hans kar Kaha Jab

If you think your boss is

If You Think Your Boss Is “S t u p i d …” Remember!! You Would Not Get The Job If He Was Smarter…..

Ek don ka beta oral exam me

ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola- sun baap , un logo ne 3

Boss hey tina his secretary are

Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary) Are You Free Sunday Evening??? Tina: Yes Absoultely!!! Boss: Good Then….. Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!…

Ppl say a kiss is on

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS A Passionate Kiss On LIPS A Romantic Kiss On NECK But Seriously

What do i when see someone extremely

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I

9 advices to youth 1 never

9 Advices To Youth: 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy Truly …2> Never Lie To Parents 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone. 4> Always Say

Boss ek accha mirror leke avao jisme

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme Mere Hi Chehra Dikha Apka Chehra

Doctor amp engineer loves a same girl

Doctor & Engineer loves a same girl. Engineer before going to out-station for a week, gave 7 Apples to the girl. Why ?? Bcoz…

A nurse fell in luv with

A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor But D Nurse Spent Most Of D Time In D Medical Store Y? Only D Medical

Child 2 dentist doctor kya dard

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain? Dentist:Nahi..! ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn? Doctor: NikaLo. ChILd:He

Height of bravery for girls moving

Height of bravery for girls .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Moving out of house without make-up 😀

If child labour is a crime

If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . . Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ?? :-D…

Cat how old ru elephant 5

CAT: how old ru? ELEPHANT: 5 years CAT: but u look big? ELEPHANT: I’m a complan boy CAT: I’m 30 yrs old. ELEPHANT: 30?

A young boss said quotthe great

A young Boss said "the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day "…

After digging to a depth of 100

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to

A very rich man went to a

A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE can be lived..? On return Father asked

Boy 2 girl hey if i

Boy 2 girl : Hey if i climb this coconut tree, i can see Engineering college babes. Girl : Leave both hands from there,

Father i have seen you love your

Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more? Son: I love both of

wen-a-guy-tellz-u-that-he

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has

Best ad by an ac company

Best Ad By An AC Company . . . “Buy ACs Because …The Youth Of Today Is Committing Suicides Using Fans ..” =P ;->

Teachers are those who helps us

Teachers Are Those Who Helps Us In Resolving Problems Which Without Them We Wouldn’t Have … ;->…

I know u r too much daring

I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game. I Have A Special Dare 4 U. Can You

giggling bites call a girl

! Giggling Bites ! “Call a girl pretty & She will remember it for 5 minutes..! Call a girl ugly & She will remember

When words are not enough to

When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you’re in LOVE…. You just need to join… ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE …

I cant msg u till 2 weeks

I Can’t Msg U Till 2 Weeks. I’m Goin To USA . . . Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne White House Ka Rent Nahi

Jhoom re ek sahab nashay me larkhratay

?JHOOM RE? Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..! Pol?CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA?N Kon hoON?

Boss tum ne kis larki ko secertry

Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati. Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha?

When i open my eyes every morning

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

N o t h i n g

N o t h i n g I n T h e W o r l d I s M o r e E

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Height of good luck teacher hey

Height of Good Luck….!… Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very good…..Sit down

The saudi ambassador to the un has

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They

Boy to girl will you marry

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy : Plz speak something, I m dying. . .

In life wen u r alone

In Life Wen U R Alone When U R Crying Wen U R Upset Wen U R Sad Jus Make A Call 2Me Bcoz

Ocean full of syllabus river questions

Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we answer & Marks comes like a drop then why

Class rooms r like train 1st

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper

Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan? God:Not in ur

Prayer of an employee dear

Prayer Of An Employee : Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

There is one thing that both

There Is One Thing That Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon … . . . . . . . . . . . .

Someday u may lose ur hair

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never

Short course to be a dermatologist if

Short course to be a dermatologist: If it is dry – add moist; if it is moisten – add dryness. Congratulations, now you are

I saw him on facebooki added him

I saw him on facebook,I added him… . . . …. . . . I saw him outside,I deleted him 😀 ……….Y display pictures

As i m now in da mst

As i m now in da mst imp. yr of my career i hv startd stdyng n hv dcided nt 2 msg anymore,i hope,

Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb

If 15 225 3125 4625then 5 think

If? 1=5, 2=25, 3=125, 4=625,then 5=? Think b4 scrolling down! Ans is 1 ,remember 1st line 1=5! Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe

All flowers cannot represent the love but

All flowers cannot represent the love but Rose did it All animals cannot speak but parrot did it and all monkeys cannot read sms

A memon had an accident in

A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried …”Officer My Brand New Car ! ! ” Cops Says:

Teacher you missed school yesterday didnt you

TeAcHeR: “YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn’T YoU?” StUdEnT: “No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT.” Sameer +92 300 2711 588 ~ Tum Bin ~…

Galilo great mind einstein genious newton

GALILO: Great mind EINSTEIN: Genious mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind BILL GATES: Brillant mind Me: Master mind U: Oh! Neve mind…

Pakistani courses mbbs master in bomb blasting

Pakistani Courses:- MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:-Islamic Institute of Terrorism JEE:-Jehadi Entrance Exam….

Teacher can anyone tell me advantages of

Teacher: Can anyone tell me advantages of chemicals? Little Johnny: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made!…

Buhot ache wah kya baat hai

Buhot Ache Wah Kya Baat Hai Buhot Aala Gr8 Yaar Zabardast Daad Deni Paregi Brilliant Dil Khush Kardiya La Jawab Khubsoorat Bari Himmat Hai

3 friends lived in the same flat

3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift wasn’t working. So they had to climb the stairs.