Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .?
(Girl remains silent...)
Boy : Plz speak something, I m
dying. . . !
Girl : I m thinking. . .
Boy : Now this is not a good time
to joke. . . =P =D
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
very simple yaar
dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
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If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets
with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P xP...
The 3 most common lies on the internet :
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems...
Heights Of Shock.
Boy msgs her gf: jan i can't live wthout u,Wil u Marry me.?
I had lost my contacts
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
Boss: im giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. but??
how much is DRIVING salary....? ;->...
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
Man:- (cried) Officer! My brand new car!
Police replied:- You're suchmaterialistic.
You even haven't notice that your left
arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left arm and yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!....
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go i am a school teacher I am getting late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u...
During a visit to a mental hospital, a medical student asked the Doctor, "How do u determine whether or not, a patient should be admitted?"
"Well",said the Doctor,"We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon,a teacup & a bucket to the patient n ask him to empty the bathtub."
The student said,"Oh, a normal person wud use the bucket cz its bigger."
"No,"said the Doctor,"A n0rmal person wud pull the drain plug.Now, which bed do u want??" ;)...
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it.
B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..
Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"
Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
Salesman: "Y madam?"
Lady:"Cuz therez no electricty in da house."
MORAL: Gather ALL resources b4 working on any project... =P ;->...
KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad
one of his father's hair turns white .....
... ... KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white...xP :P...
Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree 2 another
???????????? ????????? ????????
Its ur personal matter///? :- >
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Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror
Fact of Life...
Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL ! :p...
Is Just Like A Funeral
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flower ... :p :d...
Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres....
An elderly gentleman was invited by an old frnd 4 dinner. He was impressed by the way his buddy talked 2 his wife with lovely words like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,etc.
The couple had been married for 60 years & clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man asked his frind, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head,"I have to tell you the truth,"he said,"her name slipped my mind about 10 yrs ago and i m scared to death to ask what it is....
Amazin' Lines Of Attitude-
"Yes, I Hav Made "MISTAKES",
Bcos My Life Did Not Come
With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL-!" :D ...
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDERMAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umaar WATCHMAN....
An Idea Can Change Your Life
A Woman can change your IDEA..
Women to change Ideas
WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE......
The best relation ever is between TWO EYES...
They blink together
see together and
Still they never see each others
But when they saw a girl
1 will blink and another will not
Moral of the story :
A girl can break any kind of relationship....
eVeRy 1 nEeD a jOkEr wHo cAn mAkE uS lAuGh,
EVeR u tHinKeD
THt jOkEr aLsO nEeD jOkEr tO mAkE hIm lAugH,
wHo wIlL bE hIs jOkEr? =P;->...
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It'll Surely Hit..
N ENGINEER." :-) ...
In an accounting class, instructor was talking about budgets.
Teacher: "What is a budget?"
Little Johnny: "An orderly system for living beyond your means".
Man 1:- I do not want to marry becoz I am afraid of ALL women..
Man 2:- Get married soon, then u will be afraid of only ONE woman &
start loving other women....
FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"
Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds
Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
Can We Go To KFC Instead?" ...
"StuDenTs Vs TeAcHeRz"..
WheN We R iN CLass, We R 'StuDenTs',
WheN They R iN CLass, They R 'ScHoLaRs'
WheN We CoRecT Our WriTinG, iTs 'OveRwriTTinG', WheN They CoRecT TheiR, iTs 'CoRRecTioN'
WheN We CoPy FroM OtheRz, We R 'CheaTeRs', WheN They CoPy, They R 'QuoTes'
WheN We JoKe iN CLass, We R 'JoKeRs', WheN They JoKe, They R 'WiTTy'
WheN We Don'T Do Our WorK On TiMe, We R 'SLuGGisH,'
WheN They Don'T Do, They R 'BuSy'
KyA Ye KhuLa TAZAAD Nhi?...
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: ?US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians?.
One week later, Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: ?After digging as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology....
N o t h i n g
T h e
W o r l d
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
W e e k e n d =P ;)...
If u delete this sms u love me if u keep it u want me if u ignore it u adore me if u send it back u cant live without me Now what will u do?tell me !! ...
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
! Giggling Bites !
"Call a girl pretty
& She will remember it for
Call a girl ugly
& She will remember it
When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
Slap Him/Her On The Face
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D...
After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You . . ." =P =D
Teacher: Can anyone tell me advantages of chemicals?
Little Johnny: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made!...
Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife
hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi....
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
Tcher:"George chopped down his fathers tree & admitted doing it. Do u know why his father didn't punish him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George still had th axe in his hand."...
HEIGHT OF BADLUCK :p
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. :p...
This is how a week goes:
saturdaysunday... =P ;->...
My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die without u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar bolti hain.
Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!...
Limit of Love.
1 Din Samandar Ne Naddi Se Pocha,
Kab Tak Is Tarah Mujhe Pyar Karti Rahogi
Naddi Ne Hans kar Kaha
Jab Tak Tum Me Mithass Na Aajaye... (:->...
1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
3. once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!!
8. "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "M...
TIPS 4 Boys-
If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You.
If You Marry Two Girls, They Will Fight FOR You...
Think Different...!:-) ...
Best Definition 0f
S t u d y i n g
The Act 0f
With An 0pen Text Book
Nearby. . . =P =D ...
A married man had written on the back of his car....
"Don't disturb . .
. . aLready disturbed . . !!":...
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
If Child Labour Is A Crime
Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ?? :-D...
Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper....xD...
Best Ad By An
AC Company . . .
...The Youth Of Today
Suicides Using Fans .." =P ;->
When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And
Two Best advices for safe life :
1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
2. Run immediately after saying it..:)...
Never kiss a police woman. she 'll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she 'll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She 'll repeat it 10 times....
When words are not enough....
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE....
You just need to join...
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn?t it rain on you?
MAA: Beta kya kar rahe ho? BETA: Padh raha hoon. MAA: Excellent! kya padh rahe ho? BETA: Ji, girlfriend ke message....g...
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena...
Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking
General: Quick bring me my red shirt
After enemy defeated..
Soldier: sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged
Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking
General: Get me my yellow pant..
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age ...
How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)...
ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
ChILd:He he he he...
Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw....:P...
Wat words starts with'S' n ends with'X'. It has a lot of ups n down movements
I know wat u r thinking perfect.
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Height of bravery for girls
Moving out of house without make-up :D :D.....
u r que tea,
at track thief,
& u r my most press yes frend.
wah Bhai wah
wah kia kehna
wah bhai wah
THIS MSG IS SPONCERED BY
when things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart & when tears flow frm ur eyes, juz let me noe, coz i wana b there 4 u. i m selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
Message From Boss to Employes
? ChOoSe a JoB
YoU wIlL nEvEr
HaVe t0 WoRk
I saw him on facebook,I added him...
I saw him outside,I deleted him :D
..........Y display pictures look tooo cute in thumbnails.....?:(...
?ye Chatri buhat khobsorat,ap nE kahan Se khareedi??
:ye Ek behan ki taraf se tuhfa hai:
Lekin apki to koi behan hi nahi?
?wo to theek hai- - - -magr is k dastay per yehi likha hua hai?
My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.
It makes me cry
Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of children & children r da problem of pakistan, so stop kising & save pakistan....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible =P ;->...
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n firstname.lastname@example.org, it's loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!...
Lady Secretary: Sir,
it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later. ;-)...
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself. ...
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST LOVER among all your Friends
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run.....
Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony
But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)...
Our Phones Fall,We Panic :o
Our Friends Fall, We Laugh! :-D
Shame on Us :-P:D...
Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
Put In Water
Call 4m Landline
Ur Moblile Will Start Swimming.
give 1 english word 4
apny kiye pay pani pher dena........
The number u dailed is not responding plz don't try again....
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her
while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly
to her, "Honey, can you hear me?"
There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?"
Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "for the third time, yes!"...