I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
I saw your face as you walked by
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
U think of me & i think of u. When v both think of each other, do u know wat it means?
It means v both..
have no other work to do!
Dono velay ;-)…
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!! 😀 :P…
Fact of Life…
Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL ! :p…
If U Need Original Tigers
For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2morow.
Booking Close Today…
Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se Puchha
Impact of Job Change:
A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng
Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop
The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”
Pasengr apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”
“Sory, it’s nt ur fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)
Tcher:”Wat is past participle of th verb ‘to ring’?”
Johnny:”Wat do u think it is,Sir?”
Teacher:”I dont think, I KNOW!”
Johnny:”I dont think, I know too!”…
Scientists have proved that
2904583181 people on the earth
They did not even read this
number.. 😛 😉 😡
Thumbs up if you haven’t read
the number :P…
Girl: Okay …
2 Hrs Later
Girl: Huh … =/
What Took So Long ?
Boy: Somebody Asked Why
I Love You …
Girl: Blush … *.* ♥
Boys Are Always Witty … =D …
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER…
* Giggling Bites *
In The Past,
When You Were Angry With
…You Argued With Them.
You Just Delete Them Off
Facebook … =P =D
Dear Face-wash Commercials,
Nobody can splash water on
their face the way you show
in your ads.
My clothes r all wet now. =P
Kindly show in a more
realistic way =D…
She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it’S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt… The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl… ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air …
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
Ans:The Pizza,as it’s fast food! Lol xD…
Once a girl askd her bf :
Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love, friendship & trust?
Boy thought for a while……..
Took her in his arms,
looked deep in her eyes & said ‘ Look Girl, DONT Eat my brain! I have already failed in Physics ‘ xP =P x”D…
I always give 100%
attendance in college:
~ Tum BiN ~…
TIPS 4 Boys-
If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You.
If You Marry Two Girls, They Will Fight FOR You…
Think Different…!:-) …
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!…
Boy: I’m searching for the
most beautiful girl..!!
Girl: Look I came for you..!!
Boy: That’s nice! Now help
me to find her..!…
A Heart Touching Message
Six Months Vacation
Twice A Year. . . ” =P =D
No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age …
Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus ..
Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP
Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty 😛 …
i aLwAyS pRaY 4 U dT mAy uR lIfE b bRiGhT & sUnNy,& uR pArTnEr b fAt & fUnNy.
mAy uR lIfE b fIlLeD wItH rOsEs & uR cHiLdReN hAvInG pHeEnI pHeEnI nOsEs…;->…
If a cute n Handsum girl says 2 u "I LUV U"
Do Any Of 3 Thngs..
1.Take him 2 d Eye specialist.
2.Take Him 2 a Mental Hospital.
3.Tell Him m not "Sohail Imran ";-)…
TaLk 2 me wHen i’m boReD, kiSS me wHen i’m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i’m sTill Alive. …
@ Pizza Shop
“7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak”
In No-smoking Area
“If V c Smoke, V’ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
@ Car Dealership
“D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment”
@ Maternity Room Door
“Push . Push . Push” … ;->
Sameer +92 300 2711 588
~ Tum Bin ~
BOSS to an employee….
“Do you believe in life after Death?”
“Certainly not! There’s no proof of it”,
BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle’s
funeral, he came here looking for you….
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control and stopped inches from a shop window.
The driver shouted, “You scared the hell out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, actually today is my first day as a cab driver, I was a funeral car driver for the last 25 years.”…
Doctor: U l??k exactly like my third wife..!
Lady: How many wivez do u have???
Moral: Express smart ideas
A Fact :
“A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton.. :D…
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Teachr: What’s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U’ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPYE
U’ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->…
Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
Put In Water
Call 4m Landline
Ur Moblile Will Start Swimming.
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
five benefit of kiss
3.lips never got dried
4.makes face muscles strong
so keep kissing …
From here onwrds dun meet n talk 2me
I m going in my way n u go by ur way
We will nver meet again…
said by y-axis to x-axis at orign ;)…
Doctor to Patient: The check which you gave me has been returned
Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned!…
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn?t it rain on you?
It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy. …
urself in a boat
which is sinking
sharks all around u
wat can u do 2 save urself?
HeIgHT Of ovEr coNfiDeNce,
G I R L
S A Y z
W i d
A l o t
M a k E U p !
L O v E
S k I n
D u R i n G
R A i N. . . . . .)=P…
Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It’ll Surely Hit..
N ENGINEER." 🙂 …
FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! 😉 …
Girl: Which Is More Important To You?
Your Life Or Me?
Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
Girl: Sure, What?
Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ?? =P…
MOM ALWAYS SAID…
“Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees”
Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
In an engineering university during a math’s class:
Why do we have to learn this?
To save lives!!!!!
How does math save lives?
It keeps idiots like you out of medical college… :
The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for atleast sum seconds ;…
life before computer
Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider’s home….
An Idea Can Change Your Life
A Woman can change your IDEA..
Women to change Ideas
WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE……
This is how a week goes:
saturdaysunday… =P ;->…
Bartender: I Think U’ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible =P ;->…
Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!…
Dear Computer Users,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!
But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?
Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D…
Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.
Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whose quantity isn’t specified…
One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical cranium!
The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements…
Here In simple English…
“Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after” …
Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written …… write an essay on "MY FATHER? in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous …what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father….. So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"……Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.
There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers:
1. Over Photo Editors
2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters
3. Page Likers
4. Attention Seekers
…5. Wall Posters
7. Cars For Profile Picturers
8. Depressing Status Updaters
11. Constant Status Likers
13. Fake Relationship Statusers
17. Guys Who Take Photos In Mirrors
18. People Who Cant Spell
19. Song Lyrics For Status Makers
20. Over reactors
Who Are You … ? …
When my parents are asleep
Me: “Shh they are sleeping.”
When I’m asleep
Parents:”Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours.”…
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job – a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
“Poof!” said the genie. “You are a housewife.” :P…
what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary….
Secretary says: Good morning sir!
Personal Secretary Says: Oh MY GOD… its morning Sir…….
Height Of Begging!!
A sleeping beggar puts up
A notice board in front of him:
“Please do not make noise
By dropping coins
Offer notes” =D…
The World’s Largest
Migration Is From
Orkut To Facebook ! =P =D…
It’s A Fact. . . .
Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot Of Salary.
Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girl..
So Love Ur Work Not GirLs… ;->
I won’t be impressed with Technology until I can download a Zinger Burger for FREE!!
Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
An elderly gentleman was invited by an old frnd 4 dinner. He was impressed by the way his buddy talked 2 his wife with lovely words like Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,etc.
The couple had been married for 60 years & clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man asked his frind, “I think it’s wonderful that after all these years you still call your wife those loving pet names.”
The old man hung his head,”I have to tell you the truth,”he said,”her name slipped my mind about 10 yrs ago and i m scared to death to ask what it is….
I just hate y0u!
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again…
Sunday.. =P =D…
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
Are u twins?…
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
Announcement in University:
“The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them”
Anothr anouncement after 20 minutes:
“The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes”…
Find The Most Suotable Place
4 This Note
"Come Like Horse..
Sit Like Thief…
Go Like King…. "
Nahi Pata… ????
Oki I’|| Te|| U
Tcher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:”Wake him up!”
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up.”…
Winter Comes ………Again & Again,
Summer Comes …….Again & Again,
But The Person Like You………….. Will Not Come Again,
Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again
A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital and patient started pleading and crying, “Doc please save me, please save me!”. The patient kept crying and crying.
The outspoken Doc got irritated and told the patient, “You should not worry to much dear, you see you owe Rs-4000 for the hospital bed, Rs-2000 for medicines and Rs-3000 as doctor’s fee, we wouldn’t kill you before that!”…
Wife says to husband.What is the difference b/w love &
ishque.Husband says love means what i do my sister &
ishque means what i do ur sister.
Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres….
A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go i am a school teacher I am getting late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u…
Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya….
I Hate When Someone
“Are You Sleeping … ???”
I am Just Looking At My
Eyelids …. STUPID … =P =D …
Manager: wHt’s uR Father nAme?
Manager: TOo stRanger Name!!
EmplOyee: pEhLay tO UnKa naAM
Lekin jAb sE sCiENce nE tArKi kI HaI UnhOon nE Apna NaAM
Rakh Lia Hai….
In an accounting class, instructor was talking about budgets.
Teacher: "What is a budget?"
Little Johnny: "An orderly system for living beyond your means".
A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have
B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S
P h . D
They Don’t Have A
J.O.B … ;->…
A Popular Motivational
Attitude of Youth 🙂
“We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
It’s just they didn’t leave anything for us to invent” :D…
A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he
decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.
“i L0VE y0u”
And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0t a msg but he dec!ded t0 see it the next day f0r surprise and slept.
Next day, he read the msg and becme s0 sh0kd bcoz
!t was wr!tten:
Dear cust0mer, msg sndng failed due t0
insuficient balnce. Please recharge ur acc0unt 😀 😀