Maa beta kya kar rahe ho beta

MAA: Beta kya kar rahe ho? BETA: Padh raha hoon. MAA: Excellent! kya padh rahe ho? BETA: Ji, girlfriend ke message….g…

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is,

How deep the ocean is,

How strong the wind is,

How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU

They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!…

I cant msg u till 2 weeks

I Can’t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I’m Goin To USA

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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai…

U r the one who is charming

U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS…

Mother why did you get such a

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Johnny: Because of absence.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent. ;)…

Who said english is easyfill in the

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

The biggest seller is cook books n

The Biggest Seller Is

Cook-Books

N

The Second Is

Diet-Books –



How Not To Eat What

You’ve Just Learned To Cook… =P 😉 …

wen-a-guy-tellz-u-that-he

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!

An old man was wondering if his

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her

while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly

to her, “Honey, can you hear me?”

There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, “Honey, can you hear me?”

Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, “Honey, can you hear me?”

She replied, “for the third time, yes!”…

Wat words starts withs n ends withx

Wat words starts with’S’ n ends with’X’. It has a lot of ups n down movements

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I know wat u r thinking perfect.

it’s SENSEX…

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588

Soldier 2 general sir a small enemy

Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking

General: Quick bring me my red shirt

After enemy defeated..

Soldier: sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged

Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking

General: Get me my yellow pant..

:-P…

Every 1 need a joker who can

eVeRy 1 nEeD a jOkEr wHo cAn mAkE uS lAuGh,

bUt

EVeR u tHinKeD

THt jOkEr aLsO nEeD jOkEr tO mAkE hIm lAugH,

wHo wIlL bE hIs jOkEr? =P;->…

Beauty is not how you look it

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Hi i am marrying next week there

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

U r stupid s 4 super

u r stupid

s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand

Doctor implants a new ear 2 man

Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man.

man:"U idiot,U gave me a woman’s ear"

Doc: It makes no difference

MAN: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"…

giggling bites call a girl

! Giggling Bites !

“Call a girl pretty

& She will remember it for

5 minutes..!

Call a girl ugly

& She will remember it

Forever..!” =D…

When things go wrong ampamp sadness fill

when things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart & when tears flow frm ur eyes, juz let me noe, coz i wana b there 4 u. i m selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE

Always speak the truth

Always Speak The Truth!

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And Run Immediately After Speaking It!! :…

Ye chatri buhat khobsoratap ne kahan se

?ye Chatri buhat khobsorat,ap nE kahan Se khareedi??

:ye Ek behan ki taraf se tuhfa hai:

Lekin apki to koi behan hi nahi?

?wo to theek hai- – – -magr is k dastay per yehi likha hua hai?

No matter whether guyz are driving

No Matter Whether Guyz are driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They are not able to Overtake a . . . . . .

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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN

;->…

If u need advice sms me

if

u

need

ADVICE

SMS ME

if

u

need

a FRIEND

CALL ME

if

u

need

HELP

E-MAIL ME

if

u

need

MONEY

The number u dailed is not responding plz don’t try again….

True love is like a pillow u

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs200 BUY A PILLOW

Man 1 i got married bcoz

Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes

Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason… ;->…

Someday u may lose ur hair

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

I was worried in a dream

I was worried

in a

DREAM

last nite

i saw

all the

DEVILS

of the world

have DIED

Hey!dont mind

Can u send me

only few SMS

2 make me sure

that

U R STILL ALIVE…

Dear human you get angry at

Dear Human:

You Get Angry At Me;

If I Wake U Up..

You Also Get Angry;

If I Don’t..!!

What The Hell Is This ???

-Sincerely;

Confused Alarm Clock..=D =P…

Killing english 1 principal to student

Killing English

1. Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette… ? ”

2. Class teacher once said :” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

3. once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America..”

4. “..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

5. don’t..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. “shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

9. My manager started like this “Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

10. “will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF”

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us… “M…

Amazing truth when your mom decides

Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer.. . You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it..!! 😛 😀 ;-)…

Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?

God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?

This time God says:Never in ur life time….

Exams are like girlfriends 1 too

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.

2. Difficult to understand.

3. Too much explaination is needed.

4. Result is always Fail

Jhoom re ek sahab nashay me larkhratay

?JHOOM RE?

Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol?CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA?N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI?! Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga…

Attending a wedding for the first time

Attending a wedding for

the first time, a little girl

whispered to her mother,

“Why is the bride dressed

in white?”

…”Because white is the color

of happiness, and today is

the happiest day of her life.”

The child thought about this

for a moment, then said,

“So why is the groom wearing

black…?” ;->…

Personality test select one of following

Personality Test

select one of following

1-2-3-4-5

Result

if you selected

1:- you are monkey

2:- you are donkey

3:- you are fool

4:- you are Ullu

5:- you are stupid

what did you select?

ha ha ha

Teacher give me sentence with a direct

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,

But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)…

Say ha look see dont oh

SAY HA

SAY HA

LOOK SEE

LOOK SEE

SAY HA

SAY HA

DONT SEE

DONT SEE

OH YAAR

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KIA KAR RAHAY HO PAGAL HO KIA …

A private employee was rewarded a bicycle

A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve a Carrier 8 the back,

He requested 2 get it fixed.When the cycle came back with the Carrier fitted,he noted that now the Stand isnt there.

He asked about the missing Stand.

Organisation: Private Nokri me 1 cheez he possible he.

CAREER ya STAND.

Agr STAND lo gy to CAREER khatam aur agar CAREER banana he to STAND kabhi mat lena.

Dedicated 2 all Private Employees.

In life wen u r alone

In

Life

Wen

U

R

Alone

When

U

R

Crying

Wen

U

R

Upset

Wen

U

R

Sad

Jus

Make

A Call

2Me

Bcoz

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I

Hav

Incoming FREE….

Who is a boy a boy

Who is a boy?

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A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

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he starts compromising at a very tender age.

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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.

Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.

He also sacrifices his cigarettes for friends.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining.

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Boy’s life is really tough and full of sacrifice.

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joke finished! u can laugh now:D 😛 :D…

Mrinside went 2 c mroutside inside standng

Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?…

1 day i read smoking is bad

1 day I read Smoking is Bad,

I Stop Smoking!

1 day I read Drinking is Bad,

I Stop Drinking!

1 day I read Kissing is Bad,

I Stopped Reading….

Morning note arguing with boss is

Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud. After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it….

Good lucks catch the eyes and a

good lucks catch the eyes and a good personality catches the heart and you are

blessed with both.

FLATTERED? dont b, it was sent to me, just wanted u 2 read it.

The best relation ever is between two

The best relation ever is between TWO EYES…

They blink together

move together

cry together

see together and

sleep together

Still they never see each others

But when they saw a girl

1 will blink and another will not

Moral of the story :

A girl can break any kind of relationship….

Give a person fish and you feed

Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,

Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won’t Bother You For Weeks … ;->…

New style of break up p

New Style Of Break- Up !! 😛

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf…

Girl Yelled “What Was That For”.. :O :O

..

Boy Said “Its Over” !:P :D…

Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb tha,us k press krnay sE qareebi police station ka alarm baj sakta tha,

Alarm k lagay abhi 3 din huay thay, k do dako T.T Liay bank mE Aagaye,

Cashier se cash cheennay k doran cashier ne alarm ka butt?n press kr dia,chand sekond k baad kareeb paray phone ki ring hui,dako ne receive kia

Dosri taraf sE awaz i.

?OYE,main thanay se bol raha hoon,zara dekh bhaal k betha kro tumhaien pata hi nahi tumhara paon button per hai,paon hatao udher se idiot,idher thanay me Alarm Baj raha hai….

Boss itne kam kapray pehan k q

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena…

My science book says i agree

My SCIENCE book says & i agree..

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“CELL” is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. 😀 :-P…

How can a father make his

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)…

An old lady gave the buss drivr

An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat.

Ths happnd 4 several Times.

The drivr said ‘ Y have u givn me such wondrful peanuts to eat?

Why don’t u eat thm urself?’

The Lady replied ‘i dont have teth to munch thm’

Drivr:

Then why u bought them?

Old Lady: I just Love the chocolate Around thm. Hahaha:-D…

Wifecan u explain to me how this

Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really can’t,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off…

SaaMer +92 300 2711 588…

How to convert a university student into

How to convert a university student into a criminal???

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burn some pages of their assignments,

an hour before submission..:-P

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Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi

Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way

Toyota passd by

He told the driver:

Toyota,made in Japan very fast.Then Honda passed

He again:Honda, made in Japan very fast.

Then Prado passed, He again:

Prado, made in Japan very fast.Taxi Driver got angry

When he arrived at his Friends house, Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese:

So much money ?The angry driver replied:

Taxi meter,Made in Pakistan,

Very very fast…

Why is the fire engine red in

Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has a ladder..A lader has steps.. Steps come from a foot..A foot is measured by a ruler.A ruler can b a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of england. Elizbeth was also name of ship.Ship floats on water.Water has fish.Fishes have fins. Fins are people of finland.The national flag of finland is red. So fire engine is red in color.. This is a sample of how we attempt our exam…

Once a man went to the doctor

ONCE A MAN WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND SAID :

Doctor!! Doctor!!! i just have 40 seconds to live :O

Doctor replied: OK please wait a minute Lolx!! 😀 :P…

Before u judge a person walk mile

Before U

Judge A Person,

Walk A Mile In

His Shoes..

After That,

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Who Cares?

He’s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!

Take & Run…..

As a family were trying to

As A Family We’re Trying

To Keep Up With

Technology.

So

I Bought 4 My Son

…An Ipod ,

My Daughter An

Iphone

N

Myself An Ipad …

I Felt Sorry For My

Wife

So

I Went Out N Bought

Her An Iron .. =P

She Hasn’t Spoken To

Me Since .. =D =D

by HumAyuN Fr…