An old man was wondering if his

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her

while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly

to her, “Honey, can you hear me?”

There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, “Honey, can you hear me?”

Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, “Honey, can you hear me?”

She replied, “for the third time, yes!”…

Soldier 2 general sir a small enemy

Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking

General: Quick bring me my red shirt

After enemy defeated..

Soldier: sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged

Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking

General: Get me my yellow pant..

:-P…

Killing english 1 principal to student

Killing English

1. Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette… ? ”

2. Class teacher once said :” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

3. once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America..”

4. “..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

5. don’t..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

7. Teacher in a furious mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!!

8. “shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

9. My manager started like this “Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

10. “will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF”

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us… “M…

Attending a wedding for the first time

Attending a wedding for

the first time, a little girl

whispered to her mother,

“Why is the bride dressed

in white?”

…”Because white is the color

of happiness, and today is

the happiest day of her life.”

The child thought about this

for a moment, then said,

“So why is the groom wearing

black…?” ;->…

A private employee was rewarded a bicycle

A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve a Carrier 8 the back,

He requested 2 get it fixed.When the cycle came back with the Carrier fitted,he noted that now the Stand isnt there.

He asked about the missing Stand.

Organisation: Private Nokri me 1 cheez he possible he.

CAREER ya STAND.

Agr STAND lo gy to CAREER khatam aur agar CAREER banana he to STAND kabhi mat lena.

Dedicated 2 all Private Employees.

Who is a boy a boy

Who is a boy?

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A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

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he starts compromising at a very tender age.

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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.

Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.

He also sacrifices his cigarettes for friends.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining.

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Boy’s life is really tough and full of sacrifice.

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joke finished! u can laugh now:D 😛 :D…

Mrinside went 2 c mroutside inside standng

Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?…

The best relation ever is between two

The best relation ever is between TWO EYES…

They blink together

move together

cry together

see together and

sleep together

Still they never see each others

But when they saw a girl

1 will blink and another will not

Moral of the story :

A girl can break any kind of relationship….

Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb tha,us k press krnay sE qareebi police station ka alarm baj sakta tha,

Alarm k lagay abhi 3 din huay thay, k do dako T.T Liay bank mE Aagaye,

Cashier se cash cheennay k doran cashier ne alarm ka butt?n press kr dia,chand sekond k baad kareeb paray phone ki ring hui,dako ne receive kia

Dosri taraf sE awaz i.

?OYE,main thanay se bol raha hoon,zara dekh bhaal k betha kro tumhaien pata hi nahi tumhara paon button per hai,paon hatao udher se idiot,idher thanay me Alarm Baj raha hai….

An old lady gave the buss drivr

An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat.

Ths happnd 4 several Times.

The drivr said ‘ Y have u givn me such wondrful peanuts to eat?

Why don’t u eat thm urself?’

The Lady replied ‘i dont have teth to munch thm’

Drivr:

Then why u bought them?

Old Lady: I just Love the chocolate Around thm. Hahaha:-D…

Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi

Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way

Toyota passd by

He told the driver:

Toyota,made in Japan very fast.Then Honda passed

He again:Honda, made in Japan very fast.

Then Prado passed, He again:

Prado, made in Japan very fast.Taxi Driver got angry

When he arrived at his Friends house, Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.Japanese:

So much money ?The angry driver replied:

Taxi meter,Made in Pakistan,

Very very fast…

Why is the fire engine red in

Why is the fire engine red in color?Engine red in color? Color?Bcoz fire engine has a ladder..A lader has steps.. Steps come from a foot..A foot is measured by a ruler.A ruler can b a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of england. Elizbeth was also name of ship.Ship floats on water.Water has fish.Fishes have fins. Fins are people of finland.The national flag of finland is red. So fire engine is red in color.. This is a sample of how we attempt our exam…

As a family were trying to

As A Family We’re Trying

To Keep Up With

Technology.

So

I Bought 4 My Son

…An Ipod ,

My Daughter An

Iphone

N

Myself An Ipad …

I Felt Sorry For My

Wife

So

I Went Out N Bought

Her An Iron .. =P

She Hasn’t Spoken To

Me Since .. =D =D

by HumAyuN Fr…

Once in a soap industry japan the

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.

To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.

What did they do??

They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!

😀

Genius Nation.