Funny Jokes Collection

A very rich man went to a

A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE can be lived..? On return Father asked

Top answers of teachers if they

Top Answers Of Teachers If They Don’t Know The Answers: 1)I Think The Question Is Wrong.. 2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow.. 3)Don’t Ask Foolish

Signboard outside a repair shop

Signboard Outside A Repair Shop … "We Can Repair Anything … (PLZ ! Knock Hard On The Door … The Bell Doesn’t Work )

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whose quantity isn’t specified… One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage

3 friends lived in the same flat

3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift wasn’t working. So they had to climb the stairs.

Jhoom re ek sahab nashay me larkhratay

?JHOOM RE? Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..! Pol?CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA?N Kon hoON?

U think of me amp i u

U think of me & i think of u. When v both think of each other, do u know wat it means? It means

The thing which is never complete called

The Thing Which Is Never Complete, Called… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Syllabus!! …

Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan? God:Not in ur

I know u r too much daring

I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game. I Have A Special Dare 4 U. Can You

Doctor youre in good health youll live

Doctor: Youre in good health. Youll live to be eighty. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell

A touching love stry a boy

A touching love stry a boy n a grl lv each other vry mch.. One day wile they were talking, the boy touched d

A guys walking down the street and

A guy’s walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, “Kid, you’re too young to smoke.” Johnny looks up and

Galilo great mind einstein genious newton

GALILO: Great mind EINSTEIN: Genious mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind BILL GATES: Brillant mind Me: Master mind U: Oh! Neve mind…

A thought for all graduates quota

A Thought For All Graduates… "A Thermometer Isn’t The Only Thing That Gets A Degree Without Having Any Brain…" |’!’|…

Nxt generation child wil sing in school

Nxt generation child wil sing in school Twinkle twinkle little star, I jus went 2 royal bar, Whisky rates r up so high, So

One day a man spotted an old

One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a

In an engineering university during a maths

In an engineering university during a math’s class: Student: Why do we have to learn this? Teacher: To save lives!!!!! Student: How does math

What is wrong with your cell every

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo

Every man needs a beautiful wife intelligent

Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife Intelligent Wife Caring Wife Loving Wife Smart Wife Adjusting & Cooperative Wife, But its said dat Islam allows

Cat how old ru elephant 5

CAT: how old ru? ELEPHANT: 5 years CAT: but u look big? ELEPHANT: I’m a complan boy CAT: I’m 30 yrs old. ELEPHANT: 30?

Height of unreasonable demand 2

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ?? 2 Negroes Wearing Black Suit Standing Infront F A White Wall N Asking 4 a Color Phtograph..!!…

A smile to put you on high

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED

Life before computer window was a

life before computer – – – Window was a square hole in a room Application was somethong written in paper Mouse was an animal

Wife wherell u take me on our

Wife: where’ll u take me on our 10th aniversary? Hsband: We’ll go 2 African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th aniversary? Husband:

Waiter and how did you find

Waiter : And how did you find your steak sir? Man : Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was!!!…

The w0rlds thinnest b00k is titled by

The w0rld?s thinnest b00k is titled by, ?What W0men Want? It has 0nly 0ne w0rd written in it, . . . . . .

Facebook paper q1 define add

FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means ? … Q3 . What do u mean by

I saw your face as you walked

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy …

Psychiatrists receptionist comes sayz theres man

PsyChIatrIst’s rEceptionist cOmEs & sAyZ theRe’s mAn oUt WHo sAyS He cAn mAke hImSELf “INVISIBLE” Psychiatrist:”Te|L Him I cAn’t c hIm rIght now.”…

Ek don ka beta oral exam me

ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola- sun baap , un logo ne 3

God made man and then rested women

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested …

Ocean full of syllabus river questions

Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we answer & Marks comes like a drop then why

If time doesnt wait 4 u

If time doesn’t wait 4 u Don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from ur clock & Enjoy life!…

Its a fact girl may

It’s A Fact. . . . Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot Of Salary. But Salary May Help U To Get

Apne chare se ruswaie ka ampquoterrorampquot to

Apne chare se ruswaie ka "ERROR" to hataho, Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka "PASSWORD" to bataho, Axser raat ko app mere sapne

In a bar man attend da call

In a bar, a man attend da call of a ringing mobile. Man: Hello! Wife: Darling shall I buy 1 diamond ring? Man: Sure


wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

G ghost i in r real

G – Ghost I – In R – Real L – Life So Avoid Girls & Forward Their Numbers To Me… Don’t Worry Abt

A woman met a man walking along

A woman met a man Walking along the streets Wearing only one shoe. “Just Lost A Shoe?” She asked He answered: “Nope, Just Found

If we were born kn0wing everything

If We WeRe BoRn Kn0wInG eVeRyThInG tHeN …wHaT w0uLd We Do WiTh AlL tHe TiMe 0n ThIs PlAnEt Be Pr0uD t0 sAy “I DON’T

Lecturer quotchildren in the dark make mistakesquot

Lecturer: "Children in the dark make mistakes..!" convert dis sentence to its opposite form… Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children..!" ….. ;->…

The new england journal of medicine reports

The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That… ! ” 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An

Buhot ache wah kya baat hai

Buhot Ache Wah Kya Baat Hai Buhot Aala Gr8 Yaar Zabardast Daad Deni Paregi Brilliant Dil Khush Kardiya La Jawab Khubsoorat Bari Himmat Hai

I am looking for a bank which

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone…!: :-P…

Universal truth we learnt sun rises in

Universal TRUTH we learnt “sun rises in the east” Fact:- “sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates” Moral “Education spoils our commonsense”…

A beggar found rs 100

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. … He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner… . .. … Bill Rs. 3000/- .

I know a lot about cars

I Know A Lot About Cars … I Can Look At A Car’s Headlights And Tell You Exactly Which Way It’s Coming… ;->…

A why are you late b there

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look

Fact of google 50 the

FACT of GOOGLE: . . 50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Ppl say a kiss is on

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS A Passionate Kiss On LIPS A Romantic Kiss On NECK But Seriously

Announcement in university the students who

Announcement in University: “The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them” Anothr anouncement after 20 minutes: “The 200 students

I want to share everything with u

I want to share everything with u. Your sadness ,your happy momments, Lets start with your bank account! …

True love is like a pillow u

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in

Exams are like girlfriends 1 too

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always Fail …

If your a vegetarian to be nice

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food …

Karachi me banks me barhti hui robbries

KARACHI mE banks me barhti hui robbries pr control k Liay MAIN bank me aLARM System laga dia,jiska button cashier k paon k kareb

Height of over confidence a g i

HeIgHT Of ovEr coNfiDeNce, A G I R L S A Y z W i d A l o t O F M a

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read

Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? …

Winter comes again ampamp again summer

Winter Comes ………Again & Again, Summer Comes …….Again & Again, But The Person Like You………….. Will Not Come Again, Because GOD Never Makes The

Some funny signboards pizza

Some Funny Signboards … @ Pizza Shop “7 Dayz Widout Pizza Makes 1 Weak” In No-smoking Area “If V c Smoke, V’ll Azume U

Teacher mehnat karo ga tou kuch

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga Tou Kuch Bano Ga . Pathan Student Teacher Hamra Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana

Definition of laziness itz

Definition Of Laziness :- -:- iT’z A tElEnT oF tAlKiNg ReSt BeFoRe YoU gEt TiRed -:-…

A young boss said quotthe great

A young Boss said "the great attraction in our job is that every day is a pay day "…

Definition of a great loser a

Definition of “A great loser”: A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth) and… . . . His wife

How much secrets are hidden on a

How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell Phone is Directly Proportional To . . . . . . . . . . .

1st man which is the best month

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary.. 1st Man: Don’t Be Silly, There Is No Such Month

A gorgeous girl walks up 2 professors

A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 Professor?s Cabin & Says: I’ll Do Anything 2 Pass D Exam. Prof: Anything? Girl: Ya Prof? Girl: Ya!!

I dont get the saying if

I Don’t Get The Saying “If You Snooze, You Lose.” I Hit The Snooze Button 8 Times This Morning, …And I Woke Up Feeling

1 fine morning in the middle of

1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took

Janx can i have a picture of

JAn|x Can i Have a PicTure of Urs? . . . AcTuaLLy, The Thing is ThaT i have sTarTed a new hobby of coLLecTing

She blinded me with her light its

She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it’S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt… The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl… ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On

When sum1 takes ur cell for hours

When sum1 Takes ur cell for Hours & you are in no Hurry to Get it Back . . . Then . . .

Good lucks catch the eyes and a

good lucks catch the eyes and a good personality catches the heart and you are blessed with both. FLATTERED? dont b, it was sent

R u intelegent ans thez 1 china kis

R u intelegent.. Ans thez 1-China kis mulk main hai? 2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai.? 3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai..? 4-timatar

Doctor to patient the check which you

Doctor to Patient: The check which you gave me has been returned Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has

Never trust a mn who says he

Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt other things too…

classic boy is your body

~*~ CLASSIC ~*~ Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald . . . ? …Girl: Why, Because You’re Loving It . . . ? 😉

Heart t0uchng st0ry a b0y l0ved

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.

A man notice that his credit card

A Man Notice That His Credit Card Had Been Stolen But He Didn’t Report It..! Why..?? The Thief Was Spending Less Than His Wife….

Why girls live longer than boys

Why girls live longer than boys???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Scientific studies have proved that .. .. .. “SHOPPING” never

Fact of our life whenever we find

Fact of our life: Whenever we find the key 2 success, Some idiots change the locks.. So,4get the key. Learn to BREAK da doors!

It is not being in love that

It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy. …

There are 20 types of facebookers

There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers: 1. Over Photo Editors 2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters 3. Page Likers 4. Attention Seekers …5. Wall Posters

U r sweet as chocolatmitha gulabjamun rasila

U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har buri nazar se bachay,kahi mere chipchipe Dost ko chiti

Girls are never wrong just sometimes

Girls Are Never Wrong Just Sometimes Confused , Rude, Stubborn, Senseless, Emotional, Unchangeable , Crazy, Stupid …n Even Mad But NEVER WRONG … =P

I want you to be with me

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you….Pay

having 1 child makes you a parent

-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree….

Boy 2 girl hey if i

Boy 2 girl : Hey if i climb this coconut tree, i can see Engineering college babes. Girl : Leave both hands from there,

A woody joke what wood happn

A Woody Joke.. . . . What wood happn if u had a wooden car, . with wooden seats . wooden tyres.. . and

Someone asked shakespeare u married a girl

Someone Asked Shakespeare: “U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?” He Showed Him A Calendar N Said “A Week Has 7 Days; Can

My science book says i agree

My SCIENCE book says & i agree.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jb koi dost apne k liye khulos

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost k Liye Khulos Se Dua Krta Hy Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k Haq Me Baad Me Or

A perfect girl doesnt bother shout flirt

A Perfect Girl Doesn’t Bother… Doesn’t Shout.. Doesn’t Flirt With Others.. Doesn’t Lies.. Doesn’t Cheat.. . , . . . . . And Doesn’t

Far sighted once an old man

Far sighted…. Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the

Teachr whats d benifit of eating spinach

Teachr: What’s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach? Studnt: Eat Spinach & U’ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPYE But U’ll Also End Up Wid

No matter whether guyz are driving

No Matter Whether Guyz are driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They are not able to Overtake a . . . . . .