Flirty SMS Collection

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali

Boy1 yaar larki koi love u

Boy1: Yaar Larki Ko‘I Love U ‘ Kehny Ki Sb Se Achi Jaga Kon C Hai?Boy2: Faisal Masjid Boy1: Kyun? Boy2: Kyun K Whan

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke

Girlz of 1995 agar tum mil jao

GIRLZ OF 1995* “AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM” GIRLZ OF 2011* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain

Those sparkling eyes that amazing face a

Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I’m still the same hw r u?…wts

Girlz attitude when boy dont look hershe

Girlz attitude When boy dont look HerShe says:KUTTA dekh hi nhi rha hai&When boy looks herShe says:Dekh kaise KUTTON ki trah dekh raha hai

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai…… Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein?? Hume to

Girl agar moqa mila to tum mujh

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh say shadi kro gey ? Boy: Agar moqa mil gya to shadi kerny ki kia zrorat hai

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

Dil main wafa ki ha talab

Dil main Wafa ki ha Talab’ Lap pe Swal Bhi Nahi’ Hum Hain Hiser-e-Dard main Us ko Khayal bhi Nahi’ Wo jo Anna Parast

Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte main so gaya

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar……. aur………. Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai….. Yani k…….. Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”.. from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan shining star in future …

Love is a bird u hold it

Love is a bird: u hold it tightly, it dies. hold it lightly, it flies. hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands.. moral:

No one in the world has

No One In The World Has The Ability To Stop Their Tears …When Their Loved One’s Says To Them: ‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

A boy on date in pradomene tmse

A boy on DATE in PRADO,mene tmse ek bat chupa rakhi he, girl: konsi bat? Boy: i m married. Girl: tmne to dara hi

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

Ye jo larkiyon k gorey gaal hote

Ye jo Larkiyon k gorey gaal hote hain, Larko ko phasane wale jaal hote han! Chus leti hain khoon jigar ka sara! Tabhi to

Ladymaine tumhe kal darwaze ki bell sahi

Lady:Maine tumhe Kal Darwaze Ki Bell sahi Karne Ko Kaha tha Tum Kion nahi aye? Pathan:Baji Hum Kal 2 Gahnte tak bell bajata raha

Mashaaa allah kuch nai ap

Mashaaa Allah….. Mashaaa Allah….. * * * * * * * * Kuch nai ap apna kam karo meri nazar achaanak sheeshe p par

Aap logon ko pata hai k aaj

Aap Logon Ko Pata Hai K Aaj Kaunsa Special DAY Hai…? Aaj TITANIC Ki 98th Aniversary Hai So Plz Sub PYAR Karne Walon Se

Zalim sms 2011 1 larki bus

ZALIM SMS 2011 1 larki bus stop py naqaab my kharri hoti hai Aadmi bike pe aya or kha Lift chahiye kya? Lrki boli:

Arz kia hai aankhon main noor

Arz kia hai, Aankhon main noor hai. Chehre pe sarour hai. kisi lerkì ko mera number de do. Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa mat

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa? Mat bura kaho usko! . . . . . . . . Kisi or se ‘PIYAR’ karo or

Over me kitne balls feke jate hai

over me kitne balls feke jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

The best relation ever is bw 2

The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes ‘They blink together’ ‘Move together’ ‘Cry together’ ‘See together’ & ‘sleep together’ STILL ‘They never c

Ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to

ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to bawafa nahe,,, ap say kia gilla karey ap say kuch gilla nahe,,,, hum to samaj rahey they

Wo bi din thy faraz jab hum

Wo bi din thy FARAZ jab hum hasino k galay mila krte thy. Yh un dino ki bat he jub hm 2sal k hwa

Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI.. KAASH HUM SATH HOTE.. TO.. TO, TO.. TO.. TO.. YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE

Aaj hum dono wada karein k

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein K Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge Hum Wafa Karenge Ham Mohbbat Karenge Sirf Or Sirf Apni Piyari “AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Boy teri judai main neend urthi hai

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai, .. Chain khota hai, .. Jaan jaati hai, aur Dil rota hai, .. .. Girl: Doctor ko

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl:

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Flirting is the only job in world

flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon, Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon, Itna kafi hai ya

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl: which does not bother, does not shout, does not flirt with others, does not lie, does not cheat, does not cry,

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab pehen

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai??

Hum sabhi khawab churatay teri ankhon se

Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar Be_Asar

Ho gayi galti humse click ho gaya

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Ab aur kaho na tum but ya

Ab aur kaho na tum, ‘but’ ya ‘if’ Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Us k chor jane k bad me

Us k chor Jane K Bad Me To Mrne Hi Wala Tha.FarazK Achank Yad Aaya, Us ki Czn ne b apna number diya tha…..!

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke i dont

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBU 1 for AMMI Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place

Phool kharab nahi hota makhiyan karti hain

Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain, Wah Wah Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain, Bacha kharab nahi hota baachiyan kharab

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa

Electoin 2007 free tips fit antiyan

Electoin 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain… * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga… Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga..

Techersab se ziada calcium kis dodh me

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k

The daring lines on the t shirt of

The Daring lines on the T-shirt of a gitl……….. ~excuse me! My face is above~

Larka mein tumhare ghar gaya thamujhe nahin

Larka: Mein tumhare ghar gaya tha,mujhe nahin lagta humari shadi ho paye gi.Larki: Kyun mere papa se mile the kia?Larka: Nahin tumhari behan se

A golden msg for youngsters brght

A Golden Msg For Youngsters. A Brght Future Can Give U Many Beautiful Girls … But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give U A Bright

Woh jis k pas rehta tha doston

woh jis k pas rehta tha doston ka hajoom FARAZ suna hai kal raat ehsas e tanhai se mar gya

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o gari makhlooq k

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-gariß makhlooq k ßare me parhenge.Is jandaar ka nam hy GIRLFRIEND.. Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar ßoyfrnd k sath payi

Girlits 2 tight boydont worryill do it

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new

I wanted to put something incredibly

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

By expecting a negative answer girlfriend ask

By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?” To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer:

A little fact every one wants

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin

Kash ye faasley na hotey kash

Kash ye faasley na hotey, kash ye dooriyan na hotein kash aap aur hum saath hotey, . . . to . . to. .

Bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass arz kia hay bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass lay dass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls r crazy about 4 things

Girls r crazy about 4 things.. 1) shopping . . . 2) cell phone . . . 3) chocolates . . . . .

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke

Newtons ist law of teasing girls

newton’s ist law of teasing girls every boy always try 2 tease a girl continusly unles a sandal of 4to12 or a slap with

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright… Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved

Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye

Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo. Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye)

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne

Ey sady lahore da bazar hovy

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar hovy Klay ring di Honda car hovy Aghay bethi Degree Colage di mutyar hovy Dekh k kuryan khen Khas’@bi’

Ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte

ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte ho to apne ammi abbu ko batado..’kya khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hai’…Aj nahi blo ge to kal

I want u to be with

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy, Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy, Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

Aoa dear my engaygment is going

A.O.A dear:- my engaygment is going to be held this month. Mehndi 29.Barat 30 and walima INSHA-ALLAH 31. You are also invited: Regards: Nabeel

Ye jo chapal main phen kar aya

Ye Jo Chapal Main Phen Kar Aya Hon Mat Samjho K Issey Chura Kar Laya Hon Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dean Hai Mere Bhai

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

Ek larki k liye sab se barh

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

Oil or ghee companies ne pakistan me

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me ‘AURAT’ Ko Bohat Khul K ‘BAAT’ Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He. JESE, Kal 1 ‘AURAT’ Dosri

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge

Way 2 impress a girl respect her

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: Respect her, Honour her, Luv her, Protect her, Care 4 her, Obey her, Sacrifice 4 her.. HOW TO IMPRESS

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application create main

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumse mila main kal to mere dil

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Golden words agar tum jisay pyar

Golden words Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay na pa sako to . . . . . . . . us ka number

Ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar

ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k a zulekha ki

Husn ki ye ada be waja nahe

husn ki ye ada be waja nahe, kuch tou hai jis ki parda dari hai.

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

Ghalib vs iqbal fraz 1ghalib sharab peene

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz: 1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin. 2.(ghalib) masjid khuda

Cuty boy from siakot here 25

cuty boy from siakot here 25, i need a girl for true friendship . call girl plz 0345-4639101 or add zait2011@yahoo.com