Aaj hum dono wada karein k

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein

K

Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge

Hum Wafa Karenge

Ham Mohbbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf

Apni

Piyari

“AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Boy teri judai main neend urthi hai

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai,

..

Chain khota hai,

..

Jaan jaati hai,

aur

Dil rota hai,

..

..

Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai

Q . k

DANGI VIRUS

bhi aisa hi hota hai.

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them.

Ist Hour:Sorry

2nd Hour:Sorry Plz

3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear

4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho

6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.

7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@

Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P

Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D’

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl:

which does not bother,

does not shout,

does not flirt with others,

does not lie,

does not cheat,

does not cry,

does not ask for E.L0ads, and simply

does not EXIST !!!

Hum sabhi khawab churatay teri ankhon se

Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar

Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay

Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar

Be_Asar Tere Lab_o Rukhsar Na Honay Detay

Tujh Se Miltay Teri Saanson Se Mila Kr Saansain

Ek Bhi Saans

Gunah-Gaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Tujhay Dukh Bhi Sunatay Tu Lateefon Ki Tarah

Hum Tabiyat Teri Be_Zaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Girha Kholtay Sub Teri Shanasaai Ki

Tujh Ko Is Tarah Se Pur_iSraar Na Honay Detay…

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,

Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai??

4 larkian sharmatay hue

Sir hamara.(By Nedo, Rajjar, Charsadda)

Us k chor jane k bad me

Us k chor Jane K Bad Me To Mrne Hi Wala Tha.FarazK Achank Yad Aaya,

Us ki Czn ne b apna number diya tha…..!

(‘,’)

/ )( / / yessssssssssssssssss:-)

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is,

How deep the ocean is,

How strong the wind is,

How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU….

They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBU

1 for AMMI

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!

Techersab se ziada calcium kis dodh me

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he

STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k un heson me b jan ajati hai,Jin me Hdi nahi hoti

A golden msg for youngsters brght

A Golden Msg For Youngsters.

A Brght Future Can Give U

Many Beautiful Girls …

But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give U A

Bright Futre ..

By expecting a negative answer girlfriend ask

By expecting a negative answer,

Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,

the boy reply a negative answer:

“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Kash ye faasley na hotey kash

Kash ye faasley na

hotey,

kash ye dooriyan na hotein

kash aap aur

hum saath hotey,

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to

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to. . .

Mere sms k paisey

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass

arz kia hay

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass

lay dass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous

Ey sady lahore da bazar hovy

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

hovy

Klay ring di Honda car hovy

Aghay bethi Degree Colage di

mutyar hovy

Dekh k kuryan khen

Khas’@bi’ werga koi

sada v yaar hovy

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone

Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong

Cause Im Damaged, Im Damaged, Don?T Know What To Do, Baby

Im Damaged So, So Damaged Because Of You

Aoa dear my engaygment is going

A.O.A dear:-

my engaygment is going to be held this month.

Mehndi 29.Barat 30 and walima INSHA-ALLAH 31.

You are also invited:

Regards:

Nabeel

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no?

Turn around, can you see me now? no?

Turn again, can you see me now?

I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Ye jo chapal main phen kar aya

Ye Jo Chapal Main Phen Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Issey Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dean Hai Mere Bhai

Ussi K Ghar Say Utha Kar laya hun .

Oil or ghee companies ne pakistan me

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me ‘AURAT’

Ko Bohat Khul K ‘BAAT’ Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.

JESE,

Kal 1 ‘AURAT’ Dosri ‘AURAT’ Se Keh Rahi Thi:

A BEHEN!

Me Ne Pehle ‘HABiB’ Ko Aazmaya,

Lekin Phir ‘KiSAN’ Ko ‘GHAR’ Le Aai,

MAGAR!

Jo ‘MAZA’ Mujhe ‘SUFi’ Ne Diya He,

Wo SULTAN me Kahan .

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa,

i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID.

it was lovely day,

if any one likes friendship with me just call any of my numbers.

i am always waiting.

Way 2 impress a girl respect her

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

Respect her,

Honour her,

Luv her,

Protect her,

Care 4 her,

Obey her,

Sacrifice 4 her..

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just smile once (Game over)

Ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar

ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k

a zulekha ki amma is umer me tujhe kon dekhe ga jo itna makup kar rhi hai

72 sala budhi sharma k boli

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koi dekhe na dekhe

shabbir to dekhe ga

Golden words agar tum jisay pyar

Golden words

Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay

na pa sako to

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us ka number mujhay dey do

Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye.

Cuty boy from siakot here 25

cuty boy from siakot here 25, i need a girl for true friendship . call girl plz 0345-4639101 or add zait2011@yahoo.com

Life ka successful moral pyar woh

Life Ka Successful Moral:

‘Pyar Woh Nahi K Hum Ek Ko

Kitne Saal Tak Karte Hain.’

‘Pyar To Woh Hai K Hum Ek

Saal Me Kitno Se Larte Hain?’

I loved sum1 but brook my

I LOVED SUM1

BUT

SUM1 BROOK MY HEART

into pieces

N now every piece of my heart lov SUM1

N people call me

FLIRTY………….:)

Be careful when a gal tells u

Be careful

when

a gal tells u that

she loves u

from the bottom of her heart.

For this may mean

that there is

still enough space

for another boy

on top!

Zinda raha t0 tumhara hi 7 nibhaoun

Zinda Raha T0 Tumhara Hi 7 Nibhaoun Ga

‘Jani’

Bhool Jaun To Samajh Lena K

….

.

Bhabi Mil Gyi He

(-,-) ( ‘.’ )

|//,,/II.

_!!_ _/_

Chalo Begum

I love u dont be so confused

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

Aaj kal larkiyon k kapre yahan

Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less

Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

‘Oh My God !

How Mannerless’ :p

Question what is a girlfriend answer

Question:

What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:

Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

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.

.

‘JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay’;)

Kisi ladki ko cherouska hath pakad lo

Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo…..

Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De..

To Kaho…

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi…

…Mujhe Aise He Sharif Ladki Chahiye Thi….=P

Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

Life without u is impossible r in

Life without u is impossible,

u r in my breath and blood.

i cant stay for a second without u,

if u r not there i am dead

oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

A girl takes too much time to

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..

But,

a boy takes few seconds to love & too much time to hate.

Neend aati hai to khaab aata mein

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai

khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,

ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai

phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

Sorry 4 late sms actually police

SORRY 4 late sms

Actually

Police arrested me 4 killing a girl

I swear

I did not kill her

I just asked her

‘will u marry me’

Saali khushi se hi mar gai….

How boys txt their gf after hurting

How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them.

Ist Hour:Sorry

2nd Hour:Sorry Plz

3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear

4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho

6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.

7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@

Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P

Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D

Let me kiss ur lips feel teeth

Let me kiss ur lips,

Let me feel ur teeth,

Let me feel ur tongue

SMILE!

This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.

Girls father me nhi chata meri

Girl”s father: Me nhi chata meri

baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe

k saath guzaar de.

Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha

se le jaane aaya hoon

Chandani ne kaha ke tu pyaar kar

Chandani ne

kaha ke tu pyaar kar…

Shama ne kaha

aankhen char kar…

Gori ko cheda toh

boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai

kuch intezar kar…!

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

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People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

Do u know whats a b c

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Open with love if i disturb u

Open with Love…

If I disturb U

I am Sorry!

But I need

To Say

I…

Love…

Disturbing you

by : dj shuweet

I like you itna me jitna jabtak

I like you itna, you like me jitna, you like me jabtak, I like you tabtak, you like me jane kabtak, but I like you marte damtak..

sweEty@puPpy

Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

that links our hearts together

and if you ever break that chain

you’ll break my heart 4ever!

by : dj shuweet

Larki ka dil pani ki tarha hota

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,

larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..

Chahay mobile pani main giray

ya

pani mobile pe giray

WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!!

‘Who are you!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are mine!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Where are you from!!’

Love only says!!

‘You lives in my heart!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘What do you do!!’

Love only says!!

‘You make my heart to beat!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Why are you far away!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are always with me!!’

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ghalib vs iqbal fraz 1ghalib sharab peene

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz:

1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k

ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin.

2.(ghalib)

masjid khuda ka ghr hai peene ki jga nahi

kafir k dil main ja kr p wahan khuda nahi.

3.(fraz)

kafir k dil say aya hun yeh dekh k ‘fraz’

khuda mojood hai wahan,usy pta nahi.

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..











People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

A little fact every one wants

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin parhte hue Maut aati hai ” 😀

Mansur xonix

No one in the world has

No One In The World

Has The Ability To Stop

Their Tears

…When

Their Loved One’s Says To

Them:

‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

You’

Or

‘Leave Me, I Don’t Need

You’

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”..

from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE

The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan

shining star in future …

alwyz love peace and humanity … No doubt dat he is noble, kind heartd and matchless …

“WIKILEAKS”

Ye wikileaks b na sab ki pol khol raha hy.

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy:

mujh say shadi karo ge???

Girl:

NO…

Boy:

But why???

Girl:

Ghar walay nae maanay gay..

Boy:

ghar mein kon kon hai?

Girl:

1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)

Kia pata apki waja say kisi ka

KIA PATA APKI WAJA SAY KISI KA BHALA HO JAI>>>

‘JIN LARKIYON KO IS NEW YEAR PAY GHOMNE PHIRNAY KAY LIYAI,YA APNI FRIENDS KO JALANY KAY LIYAI PYARAY SAY BOY FRIEND KI ZARURAT HO TO,WOH IS NUMBER PAY CONTACT KARAIN…

0336-2124467

AB NUMBER BADAL KAR KOI GHATYA PAN MAT KARNA :-)…

I want you to be with me

I want you,

to be with me in a nice Restaurant

to have candle light dinner.. &

to say those sweet three words to U..

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“Pay The Bill”

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart)

B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya?

Grl: andhay h0 kia?

chal t0 raha hai

B0y : acha t0 apna cell number t0 likh kr dikha0…;-)

I want u to be with

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….

“Pay The Bill”

Girls r crazy about 4 things

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping

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2) cell phone

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3) chocolates

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4)__ (look down)

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Dude..Look down!! 🙂 Unseen Ix unseen…………….