Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

that links our hearts together

and if you ever break that chain

you’ll break my heart 4ever!

by : dj shuweet

Larki ka dil pani ki tarha hota

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,

larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..

Chahay mobile pani main giray

ya

pani mobile pe giray

WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!!

‘Who are you!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are mine!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Where are you from!!’

Love only says!!

‘You lives in my heart!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘What do you do!!’

Love only says!!

‘You make my heart to beat!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Why are you far away!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are always with me!!’

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Ghalib vs iqbal fraz 1ghalib sharab peene

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz:

1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k

ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin.

2.(ghalib)

masjid khuda ka ghr hai peene ki jga nahi

kafir k dil main ja kr p wahan khuda nahi.

3.(fraz)

kafir k dil say aya hun yeh dekh k ‘fraz’

khuda mojood hai wahan,usy pta nahi.

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..











People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

A little fact every one wants

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin parhte hue Maut aati hai ” 😀

Mansur xonix

No one in the world has

No One In The World

Has The Ability To Stop

Their Tears

…When

Their Loved One’s Says To

Them:

‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

You’

Or

‘Leave Me, I Don’t Need

You’

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”..

from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE

The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan

shining star in future …

alwyz love peace and humanity … No doubt dat he is noble, kind heartd and matchless …

“WIKILEAKS”

Ye wikileaks b na sab ki pol khol raha hy.

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy:

mujh say shadi karo ge???

Girl:

NO…

Boy:

But why???

Girl:

Ghar walay nae maanay gay..

Boy:

ghar mein kon kon hai?

Girl:

1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)

Kia pata apki waja say kisi ka

KIA PATA APKI WAJA SAY KISI KA BHALA HO JAI>>>

‘JIN LARKIYON KO IS NEW YEAR PAY GHOMNE PHIRNAY KAY LIYAI,YA APNI FRIENDS KO JALANY KAY LIYAI PYARAY SAY BOY FRIEND KI ZARURAT HO TO,WOH IS NUMBER PAY CONTACT KARAIN…

0336-2124467

AB NUMBER BADAL KAR KOI GHATYA PAN MAT KARNA :-)…

I want you to be with me

I want you,

to be with me in a nice Restaurant

to have candle light dinner.. &

to say those sweet three words to U..

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“Pay The Bill”

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart)

B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya?

Grl: andhay h0 kia?

chal t0 raha hai

B0y : acha t0 apna cell number t0 likh kr dikha0…;-)

I want u to be with

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….

“Pay The Bill”

Girls r crazy about 4 things

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping

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2) cell phone

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3) chocolates

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4)__ (look down)

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Dude..Look down!! 🙂 Unseen Ix unseen…………….

Girlits 2 tight boydont worryill do it

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy,

Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,

Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

Pr suna hai pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya he 😉

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki

ki shadi hui to

ap yaqeen karo k

dosre din hi

un

ka

bacha

hua

khana

kharab hogya

fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D

Salamabu jee kia hal hainyar mujhay sumaira

salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke liay theek naheen hay.ap un logon k liay kayoun sochtay hain,jo ap ko khatar main naheen latay.abu jee khuda dekh raha hay,bus sab khuda pe chor dain,woh jo karay ga acha karay ga.abu jee subah subah sair ke liay zaroor jaya karain,ye sehar k liay acha hota hay.baqy san ghar walon ko mara salam daina.salam,ur son .

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,

Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,

Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE

DURIYA NA

HOTI..

KAASH HUM

SATH HOTE..

TO..

TO,

TO..

TO..

TO..

YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE…

Arz kia hai aankhon main noor

Arz kia hai,

Aankhon main noor hai.

Chehre pe sarour hai.

kisi lerkì ko mera number de do.

Q k

Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai………………….

Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye

Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo.

Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye) Is main se jo jo tumharey hain nikal lo.

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant

mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.

baccha: agar baby itna hi

acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

by: dj shuweet

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.

uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,

paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay

bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,

Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.

Wo ready ho geya.

Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…

Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous

Newtons ist law of teasing girls

newton’s ist law of teasing girls

every boy always try 2 tease a girl continusly unles a sandal of 4to12 or a slap with velocity of9.8m/s is charged/impresed on him.

this force is known as reaction force which is directly propotional to insult if ghrait remains constant.

Electoin 2007 free tips fit antiyan

Electoin 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain… * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani ho tau PML N join … * Gand marni ho tauMMA … * Gand marwa k bori meain band hona ho tau MQM join… & ager * Mutth per guzara kerna ho tau Tehreeq-e-insaaf join karein

Flirting is the only job in world

flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………

Ek larki k liye sab se barh

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?
K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o gari makhlooq k

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-gariß makhlooq k ßare me parhenge.Is jandaar ka nam hy GIRLFRIEND..

Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar ßoyfrnd k sath payi jati hy Inki pasandida ghiza boyfrnd ka ßHEJA hota hy Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hy Is jandaar ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emotionally ßlackmail karna hota hy

Girlfrnd k katne par TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa ilaaj hy

Moral-‘always keep dstance frm Girl frnd’:-)

Ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte

ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte ho to apne ammi abbu ko batado..’kya khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hai’…Aj nahi blo ge to kal bhugto ge jab wo mere saath bhag jaye gi!…

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se.

Pyar kro TELENOR wali se.

Date maro WARID wali se.

Ankh larao ZONG wali se.

Gift lo UFONE wali se

Or

SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me?

no?

Turn around,

can you see me now?

no?

Turn again,

can you see me now?

I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart!

Boy1 yaar larki koi love u

Boy1: Yaar Larki Ko
‘I Love U ‘ Kehny Ki Sb Se Achi Jaga Kon C Hai?
Boy2: Faisal Masjid

Boy1: Kyun?

Boy2: Kyun K Whan Larkiyon Ne Chappal Nhi Pehni Hoti..

Girlz of 1995 agar tum mil jao

GIRLZ OF 1995*

“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2011*

AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai……

Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein??

Hume to har larki mumtaz nazar aati hai@

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! 😀

Dil main wafa ki ha talab

Dil main Wafa ki ha Talab’

Lap pe Swal Bhi Nahi’

Hum Hain Hiser-e-Dard main

Us ko Khayal bhi Nahi’

Wo jo Anna Parast hai’

Main Bhi Wafa Parast hoon’

U ka jaweb Bhi nahi’

Mari Missal Bhi nahi’

Us ko Zuban De Chuke.

Aha-e-Wafa ko Torna.

Apni majal Bhi Nahi.

Roy

Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi

Dali ne dali par nazar dali,

kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,

hum ne jis par nazar dali,

uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar…….

aur……….

Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai…..

Yani k……..

Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne se zida mushkil hai……

Love is a bird u hold it

Love is a bird:

u hold it tightly,

it dies.

hold it lightly,

it flies.

hold it nicely,

it shits in ur hands..

moral:

FORGET LOVE,,

by : dj shuweet

A boy on date in pradomene tmse

A boy on DATE in PRADO,
mene tmse ek bat chupa rakhi he,

girl: konsi bat?

Boy: i m married.

Girl: tmne to dara hi diya, me samjhi ye PRADO tmari nai he

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble,

Sex is a game,

Boyz do the thing

Girls get the blame,

1 night in pleasure

9 months of pain

1 day in hospital and

a junior needs a name

Ye jo larkiyon k gorey gaal hote

Ye jo Larkiyon k gorey gaal hote hain,

Larko ko phasane wale jaal hote han!

Chus leti hain khoon jigar ka sara!

Tabhi to hont kaminiyon k LaaL hote hain!:

Mashaaa allah kuch nai ap

Mashaaa Allah…..

Mashaaa Allah…..

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Kuch nai ap apna kam karo meri nazar achaanak sheeshe p par gai thi:-)

Aap logon ko pata hai k aaj

Aap Logon Ko Pata Hai K Aaj Kaunsa Special DAY Hai…?

Aaj TITANIC Ki 98th Aniversary Hai

So Plz Sub PYAR Karne Walon Se Request Hai K

‘DOOB MARAIN’

Zalim sms 2011 1 larki bus

ZALIM SMS 2011

1 larki bus stop py naqaab my kharri hoti hai

Aadmi bike pe aya or kha

Lift chahiye kya?

Lrki boli:

‘Abbu main hoon.

The best relation ever is bw 2

The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes

‘They blink together’

‘Move together’

‘Cry together’

‘See together’

&

‘sleep together’

STILL

‘They never c each othr directly

‘BUT’

whn they see a girl

‘one will blink

&

othr will not.

‘MORAL OF THE STORY’

A Girl can break any kind of relationship.

Ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to

ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to bawafa nahe,,,

ap say kia gilla karey ap say kuch gilla nahe,,,,

hum to samaj rahey they yeh tum miley peyar mil gaya,,,

ek terey dard k sewa hum ko to kuch mila nahe,,,

shesha dil ko thorna un ka to aik khail hai

hum he say bhool ho gaye un ki to koi khata nahe,,,,,

kash woh apney gham mujey daiday to kuch sukoon miley,,,,,

woh kitna badnaseeb hai gham b jissey mila nahe,,,

ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to bawafa nahe,,

ap say kia gilla karey ap say kuch gilla nahe’

Aaj hum dono wada karein k

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein

K

Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge

Hum Wafa Karenge

Ham Mohbbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf

Apni

Piyari

“AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Boy teri judai main neend urthi hai

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai,

..

Chain khota hai,

..

Jaan jaati hai,

aur

Dil rota hai,

..

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Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai

Q . k

DANGI VIRUS

bhi aisa hi hota hai.

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them.

Ist Hour:Sorry

2nd Hour:Sorry Plz

3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear

4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho

6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.

7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@

Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P

Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D’

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl:

which does not bother,

does not shout,

does not flirt with others,

does not lie,

does not cheat,

does not cry,

does not ask for E.L0ads, and simply

does not EXIST !!!

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,

Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai??

4 larkian sharmatay hue

Sir hamara.(By Nedo, Rajjar, Charsadda)

Hum sabhi khawab churatay teri ankhon se

Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar

Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay

Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar

Be_Asar Tere Lab_o Rukhsar Na Honay Detay

Tujh Se Miltay Teri Saanson Se Mila Kr Saansain

Ek Bhi Saans

Gunah-Gaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Tujhay Dukh Bhi Sunatay Tu Lateefon Ki Tarah

Hum Tabiyat Teri Be_Zaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Girha Kholtay Sub Teri Shanasaai Ki

Tujh Ko Is Tarah Se Pur_iSraar Na Honay Detay…

Us k chor jane k bad me

Us k chor Jane K Bad Me To Mrne Hi Wala Tha.FarazK Achank Yad Aaya,

Us ki Czn ne b apna number diya tha…..!

(‘,’)

/ )( / / yessssssssssssssssss:-)

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is,

How deep the ocean is,

How strong the wind is,

How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU….

They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBU

1 for AMMI

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

Techersab se ziada calcium kis dodh me

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he

STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k un heson me b jan ajati hai,Jin me Hdi nahi hoti

A golden msg for youngsters brght

A Golden Msg For Youngsters.

A Brght Future Can Give U

Many Beautiful Girls …

But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give U A

Bright Futre ..