Wo bi din thy FARAZ jab hum hasino k galay mila krte thy. Yh un dino ki bat he jub hm 2sal k hwa krte thy.

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein

K

Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge

Hum Wafa Karenge

Ham Mohbbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf

Apni

Piyari

“AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai,

..

Chain khota hai,

..

Jaan jaati hai,

aur

Dil rota hai,

..

..

Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai

Q . k

DANGI VIRUS

bhi aisa hi hota hai.

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick

karo…

Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK

karo…

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them.

Ist Hour:Sorry

2nd Hour:Sorry Plz

3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear

4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho

6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.

7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@

Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P

Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D’

The Perfect girl:

which does not bother,

does not shout,

does not flirt with others,

does not lie,

does not cheat,

does not cry,

does not ask for E.L0ads, and simply

does not EXIST !!!

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar

Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay

Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar

Be_Asar Tere Lab_o Rukhsar Na Honay Detay

Tujh Se Miltay Teri Saanson Se Mila Kr Saansain

Ek Bhi Saans

Gunah-Gaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Tujhay Dukh Bhi Sunatay Tu Lateefon Ki Tarah

Hum Tabiyat Teri Be_Zaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Girha Kholtay Sub Teri Shanasaai Ki

Tujh Ko Is Tarah Se Pur_iSraar Na Honay Detay…

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,

Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai??

4 larkian sharmatay hue

Sir hamara.(By Nedo, Rajjar, Charsadda)

Us k chor Jane K Bad Me To Mrne Hi Wala Tha.FarazK Achank Yad Aaya,

Us ki Czn ne b apna number diya tha…..!

(‘,’)

/ )( / / yessssssssssssssssss:-)

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain…

Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain…

No matter how high the sky is,

How deep the ocean is,

How strong the wind is,

How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU….

They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain,

Wah Wah

Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain,

Bacha kharab nahi hota baachiyan kharab karti hain.

There are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBU

1 for AMMI

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga…

Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar

doonga..

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he

STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k un heson me b jan ajati hai,Jin me Hdi nahi hoti

The Daring lines on the T-shirt of a gitl………..

~excuse me!

My face is above~

woh jis k pas rehta tha doston ka hajoom

FARAZ

suna hai kal raat ehsas e tanhai se mar gya

A Golden Msg For Youngsters.

A Brght Future Can Give U

Many Beautiful Girls …

But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give U A

Bright Futre ..

By expecting a negative answer,

Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,

the boy reply a negative answer:

“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Kash ye faasley na

hotey,

kash ye dooriyan na hotein

kash aap aur

hum saath hotey,

.

.

.

to

.

.

to. . .

Mere sms k paisey

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass

arz kia hay

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass

lay dass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

hovy

Klay ring di Honda car hovy

Aghay bethi Degree Colage di

mutyar hovy

Dekh k kuryan khen

Khas’@bi’ werga koi

sada v yaar hovy

college wali

masale dar:

office wali

narum narum:

muhale wali

garma garam:

aap kya samjhaye?

may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone

Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong

Cause Im Damaged, Im Damaged, Don?T Know What To Do, Baby

Im Damaged So, So Damaged Because Of You

A.O.A dear:-

my engaygment is going to be held this month.

Mehndi 29.Barat 30 and walima INSHA-ALLAH 31.

You are also invited:

Regards:

Nabeel

Can you see me? no?

Turn around, can you see me now? no?

Turn again, can you see me now?

I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Ye Jo Chapal Main Phen Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Issey Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dean Hai Mere Bhai

Ussi K Ghar Say Utha Kar laya hun .

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me ‘AURAT’

Ko Bohat Khul K ‘BAAT’ Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.

JESE,

Kal 1 ‘AURAT’ Dosri ‘AURAT’ Se Keh Rahi Thi:

A BEHEN!

Me Ne Pehle ‘HABiB’ Ko Aazmaya,

Lekin Phir ‘KiSAN’ Ko ‘GHAR’ Le Aai,

MAGAR!

Jo ‘MAZA’ Mujhe ‘SUFi’ Ne Diya He,

Wo SULTAN me Kahan .

hay i am aqsa,

i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID.

it was lovely day,

if any one likes friendship with me just call any of my numbers.

i am always waiting.

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main

karoonga

Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

Respect her,

Honour her,

Luv her,

Protect her,

Care 4 her,

Obey her,

Sacrifice 4 her..

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just smile once (Game over)

ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k

a zulekha ki amma is umer me tujhe kon dekhe ga jo itna makup kar rhi hai

72 sala budhi sharma k boli

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

koi dekhe na dekhe

shabbir to dekhe ga

Golden words

Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay

na pa sako to

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

us ka number mujhay dey do

Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye.

cuty boy from siakot here 25, i need a girl for true friendship . call girl plz 0345-4639101 or add zait2011@yahoo.com

Life Ka Successful Moral:

‘Pyar Woh Nahi K Hum Ek Ko

Kitne Saal Tak Karte Hain.’

‘Pyar To Woh Hai K Hum Ek

Saal Me Kitno Se Larte Hain?’

I LOVED SUM1

BUT

SUM1 BROOK MY HEART

into pieces

N now every piece of my heart lov SUM1

N people call me

FLIRTY………….:)

Be careful

when

a gal tells u that

she loves u

from the bottom of her heart.

For this may mean

that there is

still enough space

for another boy

on top!

Boy:
Chalo, Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain!
Girl:
Tum Aise Vaise Harkat To Nhi Karoge?
Boy:
Bilkul Nhi!
Girl:
To Phir Rehne Do, Kya Faida?

Zinda Raha T0 Tumhara Hi 7 Nibhaoun Ga

‘Jani’

Bhool Jaun To Samajh Lena K

….

.

Bhabi Mil Gyi He

(-,-) ( ‘.’ )

|//,,/II.

_!!_ _/_

Chalo Begum

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

Benefits of Kissing:

– Changes taste

– Burns Calories

– Lips never go dry

– Relieves Stress

– Makes face muscles strong

So KEEP KISSING

Aaj Kal Larkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less

Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Larka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

‘Oh My God !

How Mannerless’ :p

Question:

What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:

Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k

.

.

.

‘JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay’;)

Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good

morning…

woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5

WARNINGS…

Most Intelligent Statement MADE BY A FLIRT . . . . . . . . . . .

‘I m nt scared of proposing a Girl.

bt i m scared about wat wud happen if she agrees..!! 😉

Kisi Ladki Ko Chero….Uska Hath Pakad lo…..

Agar Wo Apko Thapar Mar De..

To Kaho…

Tum Pehle Imtihan Me Pass Ho Gayi…

…Mujhe Aise He Sharif Ladki Chahiye Thi….=P

Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

Life without u is impossible,

u r in my breath and blood.

i cant stay for a second without u,

if u r not there i am dead

oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Faraz now in mandi..

Bakra talash kar kar k

thak gaya hun FARAZ

lekin phir kisi ne awaz lagai..

2 daant khassi

pakar lo rassi

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..

But,

a boy takes few seconds to love & too much time to hate.

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai

khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,

ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai

phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

SORRY 4 late sms

Actually

Police arrested me 4 killing a girl

I swear

I did not kill her

I just asked her

‘will u marry me’

Saali khushi se hi mar gai….

How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them.

Ist Hour:Sorry

2nd Hour:Sorry Plz

3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear

4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho

6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.

7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@

Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P

Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D

Let me kiss ur lips,

Let me feel ur teeth,

Let me feel ur tongue

SMILE!

This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.

Girlfriends are like ‘Gol Gappay’ always Tasty.

Lovers are like ‘Pizzas’ Hot n Spicy.

&

Wives are Like ‘Daal Chawal’

No Other Option, But Good For Health. :-)….

Girl”s father: Me nhi chata meri

baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe

k saath guzaar de.

Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha

se le jaane aaya hoon

Chandani ne

kaha ke tu pyaar kar…

Shama ne kaha

aankhen char kar…

Gori ko cheda toh

boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai

kuch intezar kar…!

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

.

.

.

.

People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Meri Khamoshiyon K Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Maloom.

Janay Phir Kyon Log Mujhe Maghroor Samajhte Hain.

Open with Love…

If I disturb U

I am Sorry!

But I need

To Say

I…

Love…

Disturbing you

by : dj shuweet

I like you itna, you like me jitna, you like me jabtak, I like you tabtak, you like me jane kabtak, but I like you marte damtak..

sweEty@puPpy

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email

Love is Like a Golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

that links our hearts together

and if you ever break that chain

you’ll break my heart 4ever!

by : dj shuweet

over me kitne balls feke jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Bade aye!

Cricket k

shoukin

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,

larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..

Chahay mobile pani main giray

ya

pani mobile pe giray

WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.

love dont ask!!

‘Who are you!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are mine!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Where are you from!!’

Love only says!!

‘You lives in my heart!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘What do you do!!’

Love only says!!

‘You make my heart to beat!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Why are you far away!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are always with me!!’

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa?

Mat bura kaho usko!

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.

.

.

.

Kisi or se ‘PIYAR’ karo or DAFA karo usko…!!!

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz:

1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k

ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin.

2.(ghalib)

masjid khuda ka ghr hai peene ki jga nahi

kafir k dil main ja kr p wahan khuda nahi.

3.(fraz)

kafir k dil say aya hun yeh dekh k ‘fraz’

khuda mojood hai wahan,usy pta nahi.

I heard that good looks can kill…

.

.

.

.

So, please don’t look at me

.

.

.

.

I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

–

–

–

–

–

People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin parhte hue Maut aati hai ” 😀

Mansur xonix

No One In The World

Has The Ability To Stop

Their Tears

…When

Their Loved One’s Says To

Them:

‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

You’

Or

‘Leave Me, I Don’t Need

You’

husn ki ye ada be waja nahe,

kuch tou hai jis ki parda dari hai.

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat

What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”..

from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE

The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan

shining star in future …

alwyz love peace and humanity … No doubt dat he is noble, kind heartd and matchless …

“WIKILEAKS”

Ye wikileaks b na sab ki pol khol raha hy.

Boy:

mujh say shadi karo ge???

Girl:

NO…

Boy:

But why???

Girl:

Ghar walay nae maanay gay..

Boy:

ghar mein kon kon hai?

Girl:

1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)

KIA PATA APKI WAJA SAY KISI KA BHALA HO JAI>>>

‘JIN LARKIYON KO IS NEW YEAR PAY GHOMNE PHIRNAY KAY LIYAI,YA APNI FRIENDS KO JALANY KAY LIYAI PYARAY SAY BOY FRIEND KI ZARURAT HO TO,WOH IS NUMBER PAY CONTACT KARAIN…

0336-2124467

AB NUMBER BADAL KAR KOI GHATYA PAN MAT KARNA :-)…

I want you,

to be with me in a nice Restaurant

to have candle light dinner.. &

to say those sweet three words to U..

.

.

.

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.

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.

“Pay The Bill”

I wanted to put something

incredibly beautiful,

sweet,

nice,

sensitive,

erotic

and

funny

on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

(Boys r always smart)

B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya?

Grl: andhay h0 kia?

chal t0 raha hai

B0y : acha t0 apna cell number t0 likh kr dikha0…;-)

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….

“Pay The Bill”

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping

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.

2) cell phone

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.

3) chocolates

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4)__ (look down)

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Dude..Look down!! 🙂 Unseen Ix unseen…………….