Aaj hum dono wada karein k

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein

K

Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge

Hum Wafa Karenge

Ham Mohbbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf

Apni

Piyari

“AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Boy teri judai main neend urthi hai

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai,

..

Chain khota hai,

..

Jaan jaati hai,

aur

Dil rota hai,

..

..

Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai

Q . k

DANGI VIRUS

bhi aisa hi hota hai.

U know about my smile it occurs

u know about my smile?

it occurs on ur lips,

reflects in ur eyes

&

ends with a glow on ur face.

actually it exists only when u r happy

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them.

Ist Hour:Sorry

2nd Hour:Sorry Plz

3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear

4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho

6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.

7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@

Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P

Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D’

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl:

which does not bother,

does not shout,

does not flirt with others,

does not lie,

does not cheat,

does not cry,

does not ask for E.L0ads, and simply

does not EXIST !!!

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,

Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,

Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,

College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

Flope love boy tu sohni tera

Flope love……

Boy:

Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna,

Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi,

Sohni te Darya par kr k Aa jandi c,

Tu ek Period chad k nai Aa sakdi.

Girl:

Mai Sohni Mera Roop Sohna te Mai Sohni v kva sakdi,

Pr ek Tere liye Mai Class de 25 Mahiwal chad k nai Aa sakdi….

Hum sabhi khawab churatay teri ankhon se

Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar

Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay

Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar

Be_Asar Tere Lab_o Rukhsar Na Honay Detay

Tujh Se Miltay Teri Saanson Se Mila Kr Saansain

Ek Bhi Saans

Gunah-Gaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Tujhay Dukh Bhi Sunatay Tu Lateefon Ki Tarah

Hum Tabiyat Teri Be_Zaar Na Honay Detay

Hum Girha Kholtay Sub Teri Shanasaai Ki

Tujh Ko Is Tarah Se Pur_iSraar Na Honay Detay…

Bed class mein shor ho raha tha

B.Ed Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,

Vice Chancellor entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai??

4 larkian sharmatay hue

Sir hamara.(By Nedo, Rajjar, Charsadda)

Us k chor jane k bad me

Us k chor Jane K Bad Me To Mrne Hi Wala Tha.FarazK Achank Yad Aaya,

Us ki Czn ne b apna number diya tha…..!

(‘,’)

/ )( / / yessssssssssssssssss:-)

New style of proposing a girl i

New style of proposing a girl..

?i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister….

In 1992 boy im in love

In ‘1992’

Boy : Im in love with you !

Girl : Im in a Relationship

Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide) o_O

In ‘2002’

Boy :Im in Love with you 😐

Girl: Im in a Relationship !

Boy: Okay I will find Another One ! 😛

In’2012′

Boy: Im in love with you 😛

Girl:Im in a Relationship :S

Boy : Okay I will wait for your ‘BREAK UP’ :D…

Arz kia hai izhaar kisi aur

ArZ kIa HaI

IzHaAr kIsI aUr sE kArE,

kuda kArE JIs sE kArE vo IzHaAr,

v0 bI pYar kIsI AuR sE kArE . . . ;->

No matter how high the sky is

No matter how high the sky is,

How deep the ocean is,

How strong the wind is,

How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU….

They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

Love is a bird you hold tightly

‘love’ is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies……

if you hold lightly,it flies…………

you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand……

uhhh……..

soo……….

forgot love

and

better flirt………….

Girl to boy tum larkay kisi larki

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

There are 3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH

1 for ABBU

1 for AMMI

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!

If you say my eyes are beautiful

If you say my eyes are beautiful it?s because they?re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through…

I have had a really bad day

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?…

Ankhon mein hardam

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai
Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai
Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera
Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai.

Latest way 2 propose a girl

Latest way 2 propose a girl…

Boy: Excuse me..!

Girl: Jee…

Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day……

Techersab se ziada calcium kis dodh me

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he

STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k un heson me b jan ajati hai,Jin me Hdi nahi hoti

A golden msg for youngsters brght

A Golden Msg For Youngsters.

A Brght Future Can Give U

Many Beautiful Girls …

But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give U A

Bright Futre ..

Pakistani guys top 10 lies 1

Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies-

1. I love u

2. Im single

3. Im not a player

4. I m very sincear with u

5. I m only your’s

6. U can trust me…

7. I cnt marry u, family wont agree

8. Talk to you later, need to take my mum somewhere.

9. You are my life, can’t even think of living without u…

10. Call you back inabit.

Send to all girls to warn them and snd to boys so they can laugh coz they knw its true…;-)…

May ur heart b happy amp days

May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how… …

Arz kia hai izhaar kisi aur

ArZ kIa HaI

IzHaAr kIsI aUr sE kArE,

kuda kArE JIs sE kArE vo IzHaAr,

v0 bI pYar kIsI AuR sE kArE . . . ;->

Never say i love u if you

Never say “I Love U”

If You don’t really Care

Never talk of Feelings

If they aren’t really there

Never hold ny hand

If You mean to break my Heart

Never say forever

If You ever plan to part

Never look into My Eyes

If You are telling me a lie

Never say Hello

If You think You’ll say Good-bye

Never say I’m the one

If You dream of more then Me

Never lock-up My Heart

If You don’t have the key !!!…

By expecting a negative answer girlfriend ask

By expecting a negative answer,

Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,

the boy reply a negative answer:

“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Kash ye faasley na hotey kash

Kash ye faasley na

hotey,

kash ye dooriyan na hotein

kash aap aur

hum saath hotey,

.

.

.

to

.

.

to. . .

Mere sms k paisey

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte,

Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte,
Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte,
Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai,
Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte…

Bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass

arz kia hay

bar barsi khatan gia ty khat k liayndhi bass

lay dass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jiski yaad mein saare jahan ko bhool gaye,

Jiski yaad mein saare jahan ko bhool gaye,
Suna hai wo aaj kal hamara naam tak bhool gaye,
Kasam khai thi jisne saath nibhane ki,
Yaaro aaj wo meri laash pe aana bhool gaye..!!

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST

call, if i m cute

miss call, if i m gorgeous

Text back if i m pretty

Text a joke if i m charming

Just ignore if u r jealous

One who smokes has a smoky heart

One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART! …

Never ask for a hug jus take

Never ask

for a hug

Jus take it

Never ask

Do U Luv me

Say I Luv u

Never say I

Cant live widout u

Say I live 4 u

U’ve been trained

now go & FLIRT !…

Ey sady lahore da bazar hovy

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

hovy

Klay ring di Honda car hovy

Aghay bethi Degree Colage di

mutyar hovy

Dekh k kuryan khen

Khas’@bi’ werga koi

sada v yaar hovy

I never thought that you would ever

I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone

said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong

cause im damaged, im damaged, don�t know what to do, baby

im damaged so, so damaged because of you …

I never thought that you would ever

I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone

Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong

Cause Im Damaged, Im Damaged, Don?T Know What To Do, Baby

Im Damaged So, So Damaged Because Of You

jo bech do har ek ko.

Ye dil do kisi nek ko,
do magar kisi ek ko,
yeh dil hai,
koi shishe ka tukda nahi,
jo bech do har ek ko.

Aoa dear my engaygment is going

A.O.A dear:-

my engaygment is going to be held this month.

Mehndi 29.Barat 30 and walima INSHA-ALLAH 31.

You are also invited:

Regards:

Nabeel

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no?

Turn around, can you see me now? no?

Turn again, can you see me now?

I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Ye jo chapal main phen kar aya

Ye Jo Chapal Main Phen Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Issey Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dean Hai Mere Bhai

Ussi K Ghar Say Utha Kar laya hun .

Hari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha

hari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya …

Dushman se pyar karke

Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke
Gardish mein aagaye hai..Hum tumse pyar karke
Iss daur mein Wafa ka..Hum karobaar karke
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke

Aik aurat naqab mein ja rahi thi

Aik aurat naqab mein ja rahi thi pas khara aik larka us ko dekh k gana ganey laga

“Rafta rafta meri ankh jis se lari hai

Wo samney mere khari hai”

Aurat naqab utha kar boli:

“Rafta Rafta Teri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Wo Teri Amma Se Bhi Bari Hy:-D…

Golden words tum jis se pyar

Golden words

Tum jis se pyar karte ho Agar usay

na pa sako to

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.

us ka number mujhe de dena Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye…:…

Oil or ghee companies ne pakistan me

Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me ‘AURAT’

Ko Bohat Khul K ‘BAAT’ Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He.

JESE,

Kal 1 ‘AURAT’ Dosri ‘AURAT’ Se Keh Rahi Thi:

A BEHEN!

Me Ne Pehle ‘HABiB’ Ko Aazmaya,

Lekin Phir ‘KiSAN’ Ko ‘GHAR’ Le Aai,

MAGAR!

Jo ‘MAZA’ Mujhe ‘SUFi’ Ne Diya He,

Wo SULTAN me Kahan .

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa,

i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID.

it was lovely day,

if any one likes friendship with me just call any of my numbers.

i am always waiting.

Way 2 impress a girl respect her

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

Respect her,

Honour her,

Luv her,

Protect her,

Care 4 her,

Obey her,

Sacrifice 4 her..

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just smile once (Game over)

Loading the babe meter 5 17 26

Loading the Babe meter?.. 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% COMPLETE Processing data.. ANALYSIS COMPLETE U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe XXX!

If you are in tension nothing seems

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions …

Ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar

ek 72 saal ki budhi meku kar rahi thi jis per us k 82 saal k budhe shohar ne kaha k

a zulekha ki amma is umer me tujhe kon dekhe ga jo itna makup kar rhi hai

72 sala budhi sharma k boli

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.

.

koi dekhe na dekhe

shabbir to dekhe ga

Golden words agar tum jisay pyar

Golden words

Agar tum jisay pyar kartay ho ussay

na pa sako to

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.

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.

.

.

us ka number mujhay dey do

Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye.

People change wd tme 6 weeks

People Change W|d t|me

6 Weeks, 6 Months, 6 Years

Dating Process :

6 Weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 Months : Of course I love U.

6 Years : GOD, if I didn?t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

As days go by my feelings get

As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can?t wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u?ll see that it?s true, Day & night my thoughts r of U…

Even if i had 1 wish wouldnt

Even if I had 1 wish? I wouldn?t wish for u to love me, coz I don?t want your love to come from a wish? but straight from your heart…

I dont flirt for fun its

I don?t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties

Tell me How can I resist such beauties

It is life with whom I like flirting with the most

I?m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost…

Cuty boy from siakot here 25

cuty boy from siakot here 25, i need a girl for true friendship . call girl plz 0345-4639101 or add zait2011@yahoo.com

sab sharabi hai

Kaun hai sufi yahan yahan to sab sharabi hai,
jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai
jo pite hain paimane se bus unme kharabi hai

Life ka successful moral pyar woh

Life Ka Successful Moral:

‘Pyar Woh Nahi K Hum Ek Ko

Kitne Saal Tak Karte Hain.’

‘Pyar To Woh Hai K Hum Ek

Saal Me Kitno Se Larte Hain?’

I loved sum1 but brook my

I LOVED SUM1

BUT

SUM1 BROOK MY HEART

into pieces

N now every piece of my heart lov SUM1

N people call me

FLIRTY………….:)

Be careful when a gal tells u

Be careful

when

a gal tells u that

she loves u

from the bottom of her heart.

For this may mean

that there is

still enough space

for another boy

on top!

If i could be any part of

If I could be any part of you, I?d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips…

Those who cant have u hate u

Those who can?t have u hate u, those who have u can?t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can?t refuse u!…

It takes thousand workers 2 build a

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let"s Thank… KAAMWALI …

Zinda raha t0 tumhara hi 7 nibhaoun

Zinda Raha T0 Tumhara Hi 7 Nibhaoun Ga

‘Jani’

Bhool Jaun To Samajh Lena K

….

.

Bhabi Mil Gyi He

(-,-) ( ‘.’ )

|//,,/II.

_!!_ _/_

Chalo Begum

I love u dont be so confused

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

I Love U

Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p