Category: Flirt SMS

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:

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Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai…

Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna,
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko,
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.

I know you think I"m cute, I know you think I"m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line! …

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga.
Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..
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To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa. …

‘good boys are found in every corner of the earth..

BUT

unforunately the earth is round..’ :-)…

love is a bird!

hold it tightly, it dies..

hold it lightly, it flies..

hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands..

Moral:

forget love, just FLIRT! ;…

Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,
Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho,
Hum dawa lagaana jaante hain,
Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna,
Hum Gala Dabaana bhi jaante hain!

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me….

BOY: mere sath chalogi

GIRL: kahan!

BOY: jahaan tum kaho

GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain

BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni ‘Baji’ se mazaq b nahi kr sakta

:D…

>Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,

Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,

Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,

Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,

Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,

Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he

Moral:

wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti

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Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz

– monopoly is always damaging,

and

– competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love :P…

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don?t know what I mean 2 u, but u?ll always be special 2 me…

Remember!

Girlz hv only 2 feelingz…

1- kisi boy se pyar nai krna.

Bcoz: Wafa nai milti sb chor jate hen.

2- Jo wafadaar ho us ko chor do.

Bcoz: Ghar wale kya sochen ge?

Moral: Girlz r like the LIFE. khud bewafa hen or wafa chahti hen.

Apni feelingz sb kuch n boy’s feelingz just MANGO!…

This morning, an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused

Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)

Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?

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Boyfriend : Because

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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,

more empty space means more comfort 😉 :P…

I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind! …

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I?m the one u can always depend on!…

Today tommorow and forever there will be one heart that beats for u , u know whoes ur own STUPID!!!!! …

waht is gull form of Darry Milk.

D- Darling

A- Always

I- I

R- Remember

Y- You

M- Meet

I- Immediately

L- Lovely

K- Kiss

So, Therfore they want from us. isliye Girls “DARRY MILK” Mangti HAi…

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I

D o n ‘ t

K n o w

W h a t

I s

R o m a n c e …

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N e e d

O n e

G i r l

T o

T e a c h

M e ….. =P ;->…

In da mornin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don?t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at night I don?t sleep coz Im hungry

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Is she Flirting:

# If she gazes in your eyes with interest and if you see her pupils widened.

# If you see her blushing

# If she raises or lowers the level of her voice, to match up with yours.

# If she strokes her chin or feels her cheek.

# If she winks at you while talking to you or from a distance.

# If she expose the palms of her hand in front of you.

# If you find her sitting straight up and if her muscles appear to be firm.

# If she laughs in agreement with you.

# If you find her touching your arm, shoulder or hand while talking to you.

# If she plays with her jewelry, while she is on conversation with you.

# If she curls her hair while talking to you.

# If she singles you out in a big crowded area and talks only to you

# If you notice too much of the fluttering of eyes.

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting….

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u?

i wil b one of them?

if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .

i will b 1 of them?

i f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..

i will b that one?

and if no one prey 4 u..

it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN?…

ArZ kIa HaI

IzHaAr kIsI aUr sE kArE,

kuda kArE JIs sE kArE vo IzHaAr,

v0 bI pYar kIsI AuR sE kArE . . . ;->

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In my dream :

v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn

on d way,

i ws tird,

u carried me on ur back.

Wen v reachd d gate,

GOD cald me

“cum my child ,

leave ur donkey outside. …

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya,
uski yado ko seene se mita dya,
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’
or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobile screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. …

Don"t tell a woman she"s pretty; tell her there"s no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you…

NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN

NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN

NA BIKE PAY NA CAR MAIN

HUM TO BUS DIN GUZARTAIN

HAIN AAP KAY MILNEY KAY

INTEZAR MAIN …

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen

Girl: Who’s the first?

Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!…

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter…. …

Women Are Programmed

To Love

Completely

And

Men Are Programmed

To Spread It

Around … ;->…

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you….

Jab Tak Zinda Raha

Msg Karta Rahonga

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya

Balke

Samajh Lena

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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)…

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I?d luv you the best!…

I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. u dail not respondind @ da moment.. …

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

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Hello!! What?s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!…

Touching story:

Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn’t move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn’t there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written “Tere chakar mein teri barabr wali set ho gai” 😀

How totally touchin…

Girl: Kon Ho Tum

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kia

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kia

Boy: Poja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kia

Boy: Aisa He Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kia

Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge

Boy: Qismat Humari

Girl: Married Hoon Main.

Boy:

Pehle Bhonk deti

MANHOOS MAARi.. ;->…

Log kehte hain

Pyar itna b mat karo

K

Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye

Hum kehtey hain

K

Pyar itna karo

K

Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye???…

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS… …

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face….

do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again? …

Flirting Tips :

Flirting tip 1: Send brief passionate glances to catch her attention. Always keep smile on your face.

Flirting tip 2: Impress her at first sight with your appearance. Dress well, smell good and use your charm to attract her.

Flirting tip 3: Start conversation in a very friendly way. Make her feel comfortable in your company and try to understand her comfort level with your behavior. Appreciate her looks and other qualities you feel great about, be convincing.

Flirting tip 4: Be sure of what you are going to say, say something new to her, use good language, a witty conversation or a naughty joke can attract her towards you. .

Flirting tip 5:Treat her with great admiration, upgrade her self esteem, women love to be with gentle but charismatic guy,…

I don?t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u?ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

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A d v i s e

-=- Of The -=-

-=- D a y -=-

“F L I R T

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B u t

B e

A L E R T…” …

I always think about U. I can?t live without U. I really need U. I?m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I?m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai…..

Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has been experimenting….

Sirf ik bar kehdo,

sirf ik bar kehdo,

plz ik bar kehdo,

abh intazar nahin hota,

abh sabar nahin hota,

keun nahin khatee ho tum??

ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss….

Govt imposing Tax ..

On Dating … 10%

On Dosti … 20%

On Pyar … 30%

On Ishq … 50%

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Ap Tensi n mat lein Flirting abhi b free hai:-):-…

Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don?t think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me? my friend…

Boy: I Love you..? !

Girl: Hahahahaha =p

Boy: I Won’t Live without you..? =(

Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p

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Boy: I Will Die For You..? =!!

Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D

Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..? =x

Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ??? ? =D

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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ;P…