Flirt SMS Collection

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy, Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy, Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill… . . . . So, please don’t look at me . . . . I don’t wanna

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa mat

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa? Mat bura kaho usko! . . . . . . . . Kisi or se ‘PIYAR’ karo or

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge

Salamabu jee kia hal hainyar mujhay sumaira

salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon, Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon, Itna kafi hai ya

teacher-if-ab-bc-then-ac-can

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his

Ghalib vs iqbal fraz 1ghalib sharab peene

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz: 1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin. 2.(ghalib) masjid khuda

Women are programmed to love completely

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around … ;->…

Ab aur kaho na tum but ya

Ab aur kaho na tum, ‘but’ ya ‘if’ Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke i dont

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Excuse me do u have a band aid

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you….

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Jab tak zinda raha msg karta

Jab Tak Zinda Raha Msg Karta Rahonga Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya Balke Samajh Lena K Bhai Par

I believe that god above created you

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I?d luv

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…

I f u need advicemsg me if

I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No.

Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI.. KAASH HUM SATH HOTE.. TO.. TO, TO.. TO.. TO.. YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE

Tumse mila main kal to mere dil

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Larka mein tumhare ghar gaya thamujhe nahin

Larka: Mein tumhare ghar gaya tha,mujhe nahin lagta humari shadi ho paye gi.Larki: Kyun mere papa se mile the kia?Larka: Nahin tumhari behan se

If all the girls lived on other

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be? …

I wanted to put something incredibly

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

Hello whats wrong with your mobile tried

Hello!! What?s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach

Arz kia hai aankhon main noor

Arz kia hai, Aankhon main noor hai. Chehre pe sarour hai. kisi lerkì ko mera number de do. Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat

Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye

Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo. Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye)

Good boys are found in every corner

‘good boys are found in every corner of the earth.. BUT unforunately the earth is round..’ :-)…

Touching story once there was a boy

Touching story: Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change

Girl kon ho tum boy hasrat

Girl: Kon Ho Tum Boy: Hasrat Tumhari Girl: Takte Ho Kia Boy: Surat Tumhari Girl: Karte Ho Kia Boy: Poja Tumhari Girl: Kafir Ho

Log kehte hain pyar itna b mat

Log kehte hain Pyar itna b mat karo K Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye Hum kehtey hain K Pyar itna karo K Girl

Dark were those days without your sight

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

I think you are very careless u

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobile screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on

Do u believe in love at first

do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again? …

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Flirting tips tip 1 send

Flirting Tips : Flirting tip 1: Send brief passionate glances to catch her attention. Always keep smile on your face. Flirting tip 2: Impress

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke

I dont care how many lips u

I don?t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u?ve said, I luv u!

Newtons ist law of teasing girls

newton’s ist law of teasing girls every boy always try 2 tease a girl continusly unles a sandal of 4to12 or a slap with

Electoin 2007 free tips fit antiyan

Electoin 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain… * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani

A d v i s e

A d v i s e -=- Of The -=- -=- D a y -=- “F L I R T … B u t

Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,

Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain, Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho, Hum dawa lagaana jaante hain, Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna, Hum Gala

Flirting is the only job in world

flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………

I always think about u cant live

I always think about U. I can?t live without U. I really need U. I?m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with

Waht is gull form of darry milkd

waht is gull form of Darry Milk. D- Darling A- Always I- I R- Remember Y- You M- Meet I- Immediately L- Lovely K-

Ek larki k liye sab se barh

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib o gari makhlooq k

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-gariß makhlooq k ßare me parhenge.Is jandaar ka nam hy GIRLFRIEND.. Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar ßoyfrnd k sath payi

I know you think iquotm cute fine

I know you think I"m cute, I know you think I"m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Never trust a girl who sashows ys

Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has been experimenting….

Sirf ik bar kehdo sirf plz abh

Sirf ik bar kehdo, sirf ik bar kehdo, plz ik bar kehdo, abh intazar nahin hota, abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho

Govt imposing tax on dating

Govt imposing Tax .. On Dating … 10% On Dosti … 20% On Pyar … 30% On Ishq … 50% . . . .

Whn u r alone crying whn upset

Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don?t think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for

Ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte

ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte ho to apne ammi abbu ko batado..’kya khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hai’…Aj nahi blo ge to kal

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya, uski yado ko seene se mita dya, aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’

Boy i love you girl hahahahaha

Boy: I Love you..? ! Girl: Hahahahaha =p Boy: I Won’t Live without you..? =( Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p … Boy: I Will Die For

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali

You can fall from a mountainyou treebut

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me….

U may b out of my sight

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people… People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING . . ….

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

Having a crush is like cigar

Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers!

Boy1 yaar larki koi love u

Boy1: Yaar Larki Ko‘I Love U ‘ Kehny Ki Sb Se Achi Jaga Kon C Hai?Boy2: Faisal Masjid Boy1: Kyun? Boy2: Kyun K Whan

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod

Today tommorow and forever there will be

Today tommorow and forever there will be one heart that beats for u , u know whoes ur own STUPID!!!!! …

Cotton candy nope chocolate syrup nah lemme

Cotton candy? nope! Chocolate syrup? nah! lemme c… how about sugar? hmmm…. nope! damn! still can’t find anything as sweet as YOU!. …

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo, De k khushi us k sary gham chura lo. Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen

Why do u think i sms u

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ?

Girlz of 1995 agar tum mil jao

GIRLZ OF 1995* “AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM” GIRLZ OF 2011* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Wafa ka naam na lo faraz

Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Faraz Wafa Dil Dukhati Hai Wafa Ka Naam Lete Hi iram khatija Nadia Sobia Farah laila robeena in Sub

Premika main maa banne wali hun

Premika – main Maa Banne wali hun Premi – kay bakvas kar rahi hoKAHANI ME TWISTPremika – Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi

Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain

Ill give u one kiss to go

I?ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I?ll give u two kisses to dream. I?ll give u an endless row of kisses

Those sparkling eyes that amazing face a

Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I’m still the same hw r u?…wts

How do boyz text after hurting their

How do Boyz Text after Hurting their girlfrndz: 1st Hour: Sory 2nd Hour: Sory plz 3rd Hour: Just talk 2 me once Dear 4th

Love u i dont get excited also

love u i love u i love u i love u dont get excited i also love v,w,x,y,z…

Girlz attitude when boy dont look hershe

Girlz attitude When boy dont look HerShe says:KUTTA dekh hi nhi rha hai&When boy looks herShe says:Dekh kaise KUTTON ki trah dekh raha hai

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai…… Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein?? Hume to

Girl agar moqa mila to tum mujh

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh say shadi kro gey ? Boy: Agar moqa mil gya to shadi kerny ki kia zrorat hai

Seeing u smile is more than enough

Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

I luved sum1 but sum1 broke

I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces …n Now Every Piece of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A

Dil main wafa ki ha talab

Dil main Wafa ki ha Talab’ Lap pe Swal Bhi Nahi’ Hum Hain Hiser-e-Dard main Us ko Khayal bhi Nahi’ Wo jo Anna Parast

Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte main so gaya

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar……. aur………. Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai….. Yani k…….. Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

A sad girl was sitting with her

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.. Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen Girl: Who’s the first? Boy:

I love women l o v e

I lovE wOmeN. I ‘L O v e’ tHe wAy thEy lOoK, i ‘ L o V E’ thE Way thE SmELL. IF I

Too many stars in the sky too

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are

Chandni chaand se hoti hai,

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”.. from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan shining star in future …

Height of guts its when ur

Height Of Guts Its When Ur Grlfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl And You Say, ?Love U Darling, Next Show Is With

Love is a bird u hold it

Love is a bird: u hold it tightly, it dies. hold it lightly, it flies. hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands.. moral:

No one in the world has

No One In The World Has The Ability To Stop Their Tears …When Their Loved One’s Says To Them: ‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

A boy on date in pradomene tmse

A boy on DATE in PRADO,mene tmse ek bat chupa rakhi he, girl: konsi bat? Boy: i m married. Girl: tmne to dara hi

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

The length amp breadth height of you

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I?ll have

Ye jo larkiyon k gorey gaal hote

Ye jo Larkiyon k gorey gaal hote hain, Larko ko phasane wale jaal hote han! Chus leti hain khoon jigar ka sara! Tabhi to

Ladymaine tumhe kal darwaze ki bell sahi

Lady:Maine tumhe Kal Darwaze Ki Bell sahi Karne Ko Kaha tha Tum Kion nahi aye? Pathan:Baji Hum Kal 2 Gahnte tak bell bajata raha