Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain

that links our hearts together

and if you ever break that chain

you’ll break my heart 4ever!

by : dj shuweet

Premika main maa banne wali hun

Premika – main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi – kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika – Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu….

Dont b sad whn u see ur

Dont b sad whn u see ur ex- boyfrnd/girlfrnd flirting with sum1 else,

come on yaar,

learn to donate ur old & useless toys to poor kids.. 🙂 😛 xD…

Larki ka dil pani ki tarha hota

Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,

larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..

Chahay mobile pani main giray

ya

pani mobile pe giray

WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.

Love dont ask who are you love

love dont ask!!

‘Who are you!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are mine!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Where are you from!!’

Love only says!!

‘You lives in my heart!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘What do you do!!’

Love only says!!

‘You make my heart to beat!!’

Love dont ask!!

‘Why are you far away!!’

Love only says!!

‘You are always with me!!’

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Mobile bana hy hr larki ki shan

Mobile bana hy hr larki ki shan,

Call kr k larkon ko krti hen ye pareshan,

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hen meri jan,

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hen mere kan,

12 boyfrnd bna kr akarti hen pehlwan,

Apni frndz ko hr raz bata kr karti hen heran,

Kehti hen larkon ko ullu banana hy bht asan,

Hosh kr a mery yar, ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat a inke chakkar me ye sb hen shetan,

Ab ksi ki cal i To usko bolna JEE bhabi jan..:-)…

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo,

De k khushi us k sary gham chura lo.

Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen

Parosan bi aa k kahe

“mjhe bi apni bewi bana lo”…

Khamosh palkon se jab anso bikhar jate

Khamosh palkon se jab anso bikhar jate hain. Ap kya jany ap kitny yad aty hain. Abhi b usi mor pe khary hain. Jahan ap ny kaha tha thehro hum abhi aaty hain ..!…

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people…

People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING . . ….

Girl kon ho tum boy hasrat

Girl: Kon Ho Tum

Boy: Hasrat Tumhari

Girl: Takte Ho Kia

Boy: Surat Tumhari

Girl: Karte Ho Kia

Boy: Poja Tumhari

Girl: Kafir Ho Kia

Boy: Aisa He Sahi

Girl: Chahte Ho Kia

Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari

Girl: Pachtao Ge

Boy: Qismat Humari

Girl: Married Hoon Main.

Boy:

Pehle Bhonk deti

MANHOOS MAARi.. ;->…

It takes two to tango kiss talk

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!…

Govt imposing tax on dating

Govt imposing Tax ..

On Dating … 10%

On Dosti … 20%

On Pyar … 30%

On Ishq … 50%

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Ap Tensi n mat lein Flirting abhi b free hai:-):-…

Shadi ka wada kia perveen se

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:

Ghalib vs iqbal fraz 1ghalib sharab peene

ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz:

1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k

ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin.

2.(ghalib)

masjid khuda ka ghr hai peene ki jga nahi

kafir k dil main ja kr p wahan khuda nahi.

3.(fraz)

kafir k dil say aya hun yeh dekh k ‘fraz’

khuda mojood hai wahan,usy pta nahi.

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..











People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna,

Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna,
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko,
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.

A smile to put you on high

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga.
Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..
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To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa. …

A little fact every one wants

A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin parhte hue Maut aati hai ” 😀

Mansur xonix

Love is a bird hold it

love is a bird!

hold it tightly, it dies..

hold it lightly, it flies..

hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands..

Moral:

forget love, just FLIRT! ;…

No one in the world has

No One In The World

Has The Ability To Stop

Their Tears

…When

Their Loved One’s Says To

Them:

‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

You’

Or

‘Leave Me, I Don’t Need

You’

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,

Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,
Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho,
Hum dawa lagaana jaante hain,
Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna,
Hum Gala Dabaana bhi jaante hain!

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”..

from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE

The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan

shining star in future …

alwyz love peace and humanity … No doubt dat he is noble, kind heartd and matchless …

“WIKILEAKS”

Ye wikileaks b na sab ki pol khol raha hy.

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy:

mujh say shadi karo ge???

Girl:

NO…

Boy:

But why???

Girl:

Ghar walay nae maanay gay..

Boy:

ghar mein kon kon hai?

Girl:

1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)

Kia pata apki waja say kisi ka

KIA PATA APKI WAJA SAY KISI KA BHALA HO JAI>>>

‘JIN LARKIYON KO IS NEW YEAR PAY GHOMNE PHIRNAY KAY LIYAI,YA APNI FRIENDS KO JALANY KAY LIYAI PYARAY SAY BOY FRIEND KI ZARURAT HO TO,WOH IS NUMBER PAY CONTACT KARAIN…

0336-2124467

AB NUMBER BADAL KAR KOI GHATYA PAN MAT KARNA :-)…

Boy mere sath chalogi girl kahan

BOY: mere sath chalogi

GIRL: kahan!

BOY: jahaan tum kaho

GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain

BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni ‘Baji’ se mazaq b nahi kr sakta

:D…

Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt

>Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,

Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,

Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,

Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,

Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,

Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he

Moral:

wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti

_”_…

Many crushes nd flirts are better than

Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz

– monopoly is always damaging,

and

– competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love :P…

U may b out of my sight

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don?t know what I mean 2 u, but u?ll always be special 2 me…

Remember girlz hv only 2 feelingz

Remember!

Girlz hv only 2 feelingz…

1- kisi boy se pyar nai krna.

Bcoz: Wafa nai milti sb chor jate hen.

2- Jo wafadaar ho us ko chor do.

Bcoz: Ghar wale kya sochen ge?

Moral: Girlz r like the LIFE. khud bewafa hen or wafa chahti hen.

Apni feelingz sb kuch n boy’s feelingz just MANGO!…

I want you to be with me

I want you,

to be with me in a nice Restaurant

to have candle light dinner.. &

to say those sweet three words to U..

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“Pay The Bill”

Boyfriend please keep me in your

Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)

Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?

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Boyfriend : Because

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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,

more empty space means more comfort 😉 :P…

Walk with me when ur hearts needs

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I?m the one u can always depend on!…

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart)

B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya?

Grl: andhay h0 kia?

chal t0 raha hai

B0y : acha t0 apna cell number t0 likh kr dikha0…;-)

I want u to be with

I want u …

To be with me In a nice Restaurent

To have candle light dinner…. &

to say those sweet three words to U….

“Pay The Bill”

Waht is gull form of darry milkd

waht is gull form of Darry Milk.

D- Darling

A- Always

I- I

R- Remember

Y- You

M- Meet

I- Immediately

L- Lovely

K- Kiss

So, Therfore they want from us. isliye Girls “DARRY MILK” Mangti HAi…

I d o n t SMS# 101183

I

D o n ‘ t

K n o w

W h a t

I s

R o m a n c e …

I

N e e d

O n e

G i r l

T o

T e a c h

M e ….. =P ;->…

In da mornin i dont eat coz

In da mornin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don?t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at night I don?t sleep coz Im hungry

Is she flirting if gazes

Is she Flirting:

# If she gazes in your eyes with interest and if you see her pupils widened.

# If you see her blushing

# If she raises or lowers the level of her voice, to match up with yours.

# If she strokes her chin or feels her cheek.

# If she winks at you while talking to you or from a distance.

# If she expose the palms of her hand in front of you.

# If you find her sitting straight up and if her muscles appear to be firm.

# If she laughs in agreement with you.

# If you find her touching your arm, shoulder or hand while talking to you.

# If she plays with her jewelry, while she is on conversation with you.

# If she curls her hair while talking to you.

# If she singles you out in a big crowded area and talks only to you

# If you notice too much of the fluttering of eyes.

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting….

If 10 persons in a day prey

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u?

i wil b one of them?

if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .

i will b 1 of them?

i f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..

i will b that one?

and if no one prey 4 u..

it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN?…

Arz kia hai izhaar kisi aur

ArZ kIa HaI

IzHaAr kIsI aUr sE kArE,

kuda kArE JIs sE kArE vo IzHaAr,

v0 bI pYar kIsI AuR sE kArE . . . ;->

In my dream v climbd 2gthr

In my dream :

v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn

on d way,

i ws tird,

u carried me on ur back.

Wen v reachd d gate,

GOD cald me

“cum my child ,

leave ur donkey outside. …

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya,
uski yado ko seene se mita dya,
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’
or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !

Na bottel main jar hotel bar bike

NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN

NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN

NA BIKE PAY NA CAR MAIN

HUM TO BUS DIN GUZARTAIN

HAIN AAP KAY MILNEY KAY

INTEZAR MAIN …

Girls r crazy about 4 things

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping

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2) cell phone

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3) chocolates

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4)__ (look down)

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Dude..Look down!! 🙂 Unseen Ix unseen…………….

Girlits 2 tight boydont worryill do it

Girl:It’s 2 tight

Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal:It’s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

A sad girl was sitting with her

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen

Girl: Who’s the first?

Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!…

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha

Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy,

Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,

Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,

Pr suna hai pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya he 😉

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki

ki shadi hui to

ap yaqeen karo k

dosre din hi

un

ka

bacha

hua

khana

kharab hogya

fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D

Salamabu jee kia hal hainyar mujhay sumaira

salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke liay theek naheen hay.ap un logon k liay kayoun sochtay hain,jo ap ko khatar main naheen latay.abu jee khuda dekh raha hay,bus sab khuda pe chor dain,woh jo karay ga acha karay ga.abu jee subah subah sair ke liay zaroor jaya karain,ye sehar k liay acha hota hay.baqy san ghar walon ko mara salam daina.salam,ur son .

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,

Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,

Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,

Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

teacher-if-ab-bc-then-ac-can

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter…. …

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

Jab tak zinda raha msg karta

Jab Tak Zinda Raha

Msg Karta Rahonga

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya

Balke

Samajh Lena

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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)…

I f u need advicemsg me if

I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. u dail not respondind @ da moment.. …

Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE

DURIYA NA

HOTI..

KAASH HUM

SATH HOTE..

TO..

TO,

TO..

TO..

TO..

YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE…

Arz kia hai aankhon main noor

Arz kia hai,

Aankhon main noor hai.

Chehre pe sarour hai.

kisi lerkì ko mera number de do.

Q k

Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai………………….

Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye

Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo.

Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye) Is main se jo jo tumharey hain nikal lo.

Touching story once there was a boy

Touching story:

Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn’t move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn’t there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written “Tere chakar mein teri barabr wali set ho gai” 😀

How totally touchin…

Log kehte hain pyar itna b mat

Log kehte hain

Pyar itna b mat karo

K

Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye

Hum kehtey hain

K

Pyar itna karo

K

Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye???…