Flirt SMS Collection

Sirf ik bar kehdo sirf plz abh

Sirf ik bar kehdo, sirf ik bar kehdo, plz ik bar kehdo, abh intazar nahin hota, abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho

Govt imposing tax on dating

Govt imposing Tax .. On Dating … 10% On Dosti … 20% On Pyar … 30% On Ishq … 50% . . . .

Newtons ist law of teasing girls

newton’s ist law of teasing girls every boy always try 2 tease a girl continusly unles a sandal of 4to12 or a slap with

Whn u r alone crying whn upset

Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r upset, Don?t think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for

Ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte

ager aap kisi larki ko pasand karte ho to apne ammi abbu ko batado..’kya khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hai’…Aj nahi blo ge to kal

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya

Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya, uski yado ko seene se mita dya, aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’

Boy i love you girl hahahahaha

Boy: I Love you..? ! Girl: Hahahahaha =p Boy: I Won’t Live without you..? =( Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p … Boy: I Will Die For

Dosti kro jazz wali se pyar telenor

Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali

You can fall from a mountainyou treebut

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me….

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree Saheli : kia kia dheka?

U may b out of my sight

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of

Love is an illusion its a highly

Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people… People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING . . ….

Can you see me no turn

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

Having a crush is like cigar

Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers!

Boy1 yaar larki koi love u

Boy1: Yaar Larki Ko‘I Love U ‘ Kehny Ki Sb Se Achi Jaga Kon C Hai?Boy2: Faisal Masjid Boy1: Kyun? Boy2: Kyun K Whan

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai

Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod

Today tommorow and forever there will be

Today tommorow and forever there will be one heart that beats for u , u know whoes ur own STUPID!!!!! …

Cotton candy nope chocolate syrup nah lemme

Cotton candy? nope! Chocolate syrup? nah! lemme c… how about sugar? hmmm…. nope! damn! still can’t find anything as sweet as YOU!. …

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo, De k khushi us k sary gham chura lo. Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen

Hello whats wrong with your mobile tried

Hello!! What?s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke

Why do u think i sms u

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ?

Girlz of 1995 agar tum mil jao

GIRLZ OF 1995* “AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM” GIRLZ OF 2011* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

Wafa ka naam na lo faraz

Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Faraz Wafa Dil Dukhati Hai Wafa Ka Naam Lete Hi iram khatija Nadia Sobia Farah laila robeena in Sub

Premika main maa banne wali hun

Premika – main Maa Banne wali hun Premi – kay bakvas kar rahi hoKAHANI ME TWISTPremika – Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi

Love is like a golden chain

Love is Like a Golden chain Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain

Ill give u one kiss to go

I?ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I?ll give u two kisses to dream. I?ll give u an endless row of kisses

Those sparkling eyes that amazing face a

Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I’m still the same hw r u?…wts

How do boyz text after hurting their

How do Boyz Text after Hurting their girlfrndz: 1st Hour: Sory 2nd Hour: Sory plz 3rd Hour: Just talk 2 me once Dear 4th

Love u i dont get excited also

love u i love u i love u i love u dont get excited i also love v,w,x,y,z…

Girlz attitude when boy dont look hershe

Girlz attitude When boy dont look HerShe says:KUTTA dekh hi nhi rha hai&When boy looks herShe says:Dekh kaise KUTTON ki trah dekh raha hai

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har

Mumtaz ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai…… Hum kis-kis ke liye taj mahal banwayein?? Hume to

Girl agar moqa mila to tum mujh

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh say shadi kro gey ? Boy: Agar moqa mil gya to shadi kerny ki kia zrorat hai

Seeing u smile is more than enough

Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

I luved sum1 but sum1 broke

I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces …n Now Every Piece of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A

Dil main wafa ki ha talab

Dil main Wafa ki ha Talab’ Lap pe Swal Bhi Nahi’ Hum Hain Hiser-e-Dard main Us ko Khayal bhi Nahi’ Wo jo Anna Parast

Dali ne dali par nazar dali kisi

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte main so gaya

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal

Qanoonan vote dalne k lye 18 saal umar……. aur………. Shaadi k lye 21 saal umar hona lazmi hai….. Yani k…….. Bivi Sambhalna mulk sambhalne

Kya chaal hai tumhaari jaise chalti koi

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

A sad girl was sitting with her

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.. Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen Girl: Who’s the first? Boy:

I love women l o v e

I lovE wOmeN. I ‘L O v e’ tHe wAy thEy lOoK, i ‘ L o V E’ thE Way thE SmELL. IF I

Too many stars in the sky too

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Chandni chaand se hoti hai,

Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand

Mr wajahat ali from karachi pakistan currently

Mr. ..”Wajahat Ali”.. from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan shining star in future …

Height of guts its when ur

Height Of Guts Its When Ur Grlfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl And You Say, ?Love U Darling, Next Show Is With

Love is a bird u hold it

Love is a bird: u hold it tightly, it dies. hold it lightly, it flies. hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands.. moral:

No one in the world has

No One In The World Has The Ability To Stop Their Tears …When Their Loved One’s Says To Them: ‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need

A boy on date in pradomene tmse

A boy on DATE in PRADO,mene tmse ek bat chupa rakhi he, girl: konsi bat? Boy: i m married. Girl: tmne to dara hi

Love is a gamble sex game boyz

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain

The length amp breadth height of you

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I?ll have

Ye jo larkiyon k gorey gaal hote

Ye jo Larkiyon k gorey gaal hote hain, Larko ko phasane wale jaal hote han! Chus leti hain khoon jigar ka sara! Tabhi to

Ladymaine tumhe kal darwaze ki bell sahi

Lady:Maine tumhe Kal Darwaze Ki Bell sahi Karne Ko Kaha tha Tum Kion nahi aye? Pathan:Baji Hum Kal 2 Gahnte tak bell bajata raha

If u want to express ur lovethen

if U Want To Express Ur Love.THEN Go infront Of Ur Lover Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You. . . becoz “jO

I wish was a teddy bear that

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead….

Mashaaa allah kuch nai ap

Mashaaa Allah….. Mashaaa Allah….. * * * * * * * * Kuch nai ap apna kam karo meri nazar achaanak sheeshe p par

A boy said 2 his fianceejano now

A Boy Said 2 His Fiancee:Jano Now Its Time That I Tell You All Of My Affairs. fiancee: But You Have Told Me Already

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.. Boy- Xcuse me Grl- jee kahiye Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy

Aap logon ko pata hai k aaj

Aap Logon Ko Pata Hai K Aaj Kaunsa Special DAY Hai…? Aaj TITANIC Ki 98th Aniversary Hai So Plz Sub PYAR Karne Walon Se

Zalim sms 2011 1 larki bus

ZALIM SMS 2011 1 larki bus stop py naqaab my kharri hoti hai Aadmi bike pe aya or kha Lift chahiye kya? Lrki boli:

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi

I heard that good looks can kill

I heard that good looks can kill? . . . . So, please don?t look at me . . . . I don?t wanna

Arz kia hai aankhon main noor

Arz kia hai, Aankhon main noor hai. Chehre pe sarour hai. kisi lerkì ko mera number de do. Q k Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat

Important news my heart for sale

Important News.. My Heart For Sale 100% discount. Plz Inform All of ur GIRL FRIENDS…..! Last Date Is 30th December 2099.. 🙂 Hurry up;)…

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa mat

Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa? Mat bura kaho usko! . . . . . . . . Kisi or se ‘PIYAR’ karo or

Waht is gull form of darry milkd

waht is gull form of Darry Milk. D- Darling A- Always I- I R- Remember Y- You M- Meet I- Immediately L- Lovely K-

Donquott tell a woman shequots pretty her

Don"t tell a woman she"s pretty; tell her there"s no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you…

I dont care how many lips u

I don?t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u?ve said, I luv u!

Over me kitne balls feke jate hai

over me kitne balls feke jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he

Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . .

Girl says its unfair that if a

Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy have a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl have just two

Can you see me no turn around

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you

The best relation ever is bw 2

The best relation ever is b/w 2 eyes ‘They blink together’ ‘Move together’ ‘Cry together’ ‘See together’ & ‘sleep together’ STILL ‘They never c

Na ishq pyaar mohabbat yaaro devdas ki

Na Ishq, Na Pyaar, Na Mohabbat Yaaro, Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan Mat Do Yaaro, Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro.. . . Na Chandramukhi,

Ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to

ap ko bhool jayein hum itney to bawafa nahe,,, ap say kia gilla karey ap say kuch gilla nahe,,,, hum to samaj rahey they

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobile screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on

Boy i l u girl can

Boy: I L U Girl: Can you please spell it out just makes it more special (: Boy: Im leaving you -___- …

Many crushes nd flirts are better than

Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz – monopoly is always damaging, and – competition improves efficiency! Pure economic theory

Wo bi din thy faraz jab hum

Wo bi din thy FARAZ jab hum hasino k galay mila krte thy. Yh un dino ki bat he jub hm 2sal k hwa

Kaash ye faasle na hote duriya

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE.. KAASH YE DURIYA NA HOTI.. KAASH HUM SATH HOTE.. TO.. TO, TO.. TO.. TO.. YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE

Aaj hum dono wada karein k

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein K Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge Hum Wafa Karenge Ham Mohbbat Karenge Sirf Or Sirf Apni Piyari “AMMI JAAN”SE..!

Boy teri judai main neend urthi hai

Boy: Teri judai main neend urthi hai, .. Chain khota hai, .. Jaan jaati hai, aur Dil rota hai, .. .. Girl: Doctor ko

Dont b sad whn u see ur

Dont b sad whn u see ur ex- boyfrnd/girlfrnd flirting with sum1 else, come on yaar, learn to donate ur old & useless toys

U know about my smile it occurs

u know about my smile? it occurs on ur lips, reflects in ur eyes & ends with a glow on ur face. actually it

Love never dies it remains 4evr

Love Never Dies. It Remains 4evr & 4evr & 4evr & 4evr & 4evr & 4evr? Only? Partner Changes So, Keep Luving D LATEST

If all the girls lived on other

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be? …

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl:

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…

Flirting is the only job in world

flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon

Har khushi teri taraf mor doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon, Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon, Itna kafi hai ya

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

teacher-if-ab-bc-then-ac-can

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his

Na bottel main jar hotel bar bike

NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN NA BIKE PAY NA CAR MAIN HUM TO BUS DIN GUZARTAIN HAIN

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab pehen

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

The perfect girl which does not

The Perfect girl: which does not bother, does not shout, does not flirt with others, does not lie, does not cheat, does not cry,

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…