Larki ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,
larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..
Chahay mobile pani main giray
pani mobile pe giray
WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai.
love dont ask!!
‘Who are you!!’
Love only says!!
‘You are mine!!’
Love dont ask!!
‘Where are you from!!’
Love only says!!
‘You lives in my heart!!’
Love dont ask!!
‘What do you do!!’
Love only says!!
‘You make my heart to beat!!’
Love dont ask!!
‘Why are you far away!!’
Love only says!!
‘You are always with me!!’
Mobile bana hy hr larki ki shan,
Call kr k larkon ko krti hen ye pareshan,
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hen meri jan,
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hen mere kan,
12 boyfrnd bna kr akarti hen pehlwan,
Apni frndz ko hr raz bata kr karti hen heran,
Kehti hen larkon ko ullu banana hy bht asan,
Hosh kr a mery yar, ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat a inke chakkar me ye sb hen shetan,
Ab ksi ki cal i To usko bolna JEE bhabi jan..:-)…
Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo,
De k khushi us k sary gham chura lo.
Pyar aisa kro k sub dekhte reh jaen
Parosan bi aa k kahe
“mjhe bi apni bewi bana lo”…
Khamosh palkon se jab anso bikhar jate hain. Ap kya jany ap kitny yad aty hain. Abhi b usi mor pe khary hain. Jahan ap ny kaha tha thehro hum abhi aaty hain ..!…
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people…
People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING . . ….
do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again? …
Woh bewafa hy to kiya howa?
Mat bura kaho usko!
Kisi or se ‘PIYAR’ karo or DAFA karo usko…!!!
Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kia
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kia
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kia
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kia
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Pehle Bhonk deti
MANHOOS MAARi.. ;->…
It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!…
Govt imposing Tax ..
On Dating … 10%
On Dosti … 20%
On Pyar … 30%
On Ishq … 50%
Ap Tensi n mat lein Flirting abhi b free hai:-):-…
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:
ghalib vs iqbal vs fraz:
1.ghalib sharab peene dy mjy masjid main beth k
ya wo jga bta jahan khuda nahin.
masjid khuda ka ghr hai peene ki jga nahi
kafir k dil main ja kr p wahan khuda nahi.
kafir k dil say aya hun yeh dekh k ‘fraz’
khuda mojood hai wahan,usy pta nahi.
I heard that good looks can killâ€¦
So, please donâ€™t look at me
I donâ€™t wanna see you die.!!!
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai…
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna,
Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna,
Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko,
Bus Sitare Chunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna.
I know you think I"m cute, I know you think I"m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line! …
A smile to put you on highâ€¦
A kiss to set your soul alrightâ€¦
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga.
Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..
To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa. …
‘good boys are found in every corner of the earth..
unforunately the earth is round..’ :-)…
A little fact …” Every one wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ”Matlab …”Sab ne Top karna he lekin parhte hue Maut aati hai ” 😀
love is a bird!
hold it tightly, it dies..
hold it lightly, it flies..
hold it nicely, it shits in ur hands..
forget love, just FLIRT! ;…
No One In The World
Has The Ability To Stop
Their Loved One’s Says To
‘Don’t Leave Me, I Need
‘Leave Me, I Don’t Need
husn ki ye ada be waja nahe,
kuch tou hai jis ki parda dari hai.
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Hum wafa nibhaana jaante hain,
Zakhm aapke Kitne bhi gehre ho,
Hum dawa lagaana jaante hain,
Hame bhoolne ki koshish na karna,
Hum Gala Dabaana bhi jaante hain!
Mr. ..â€Wajahat Aliâ€..
from karachi PAKISTAN, currently in Abu DHABI UAE
The most intelligent and smart boy of Pakistan
shining star in future â€¦
alwyz love peace and humanity â€¦ No doubt dat he is noble, kind heartd and matchless â€¦
Ye wikileaks b na sab ki pol khol raha hy.
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me….
mujh say shadi karo ge???
Ghar walay nae maanay gay..
ghar mein kon kon hai?
1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)
KIA PATA APKI WAJA SAY KISI KA BHALA HO JAI>>>
‘JIN LARKIYON KO IS NEW YEAR PAY GHOMNE PHIRNAY KAY LIYAI,YA APNI FRIENDS KO JALANY KAY LIYAI PYARAY SAY BOY FRIEND KI ZARURAT HO TO,WOH IS NUMBER PAY CONTACT KARAIN…
AB NUMBER BADAL KAR KOI GHATYA PAN MAT KARNA :-)…
BOY: mere sath chalogi
BOY: jahaan tum kaho
GIRL: 0K police station chalte hain
BOY: lo batao, ab banda apni ‘Baji’ se mazaq b nahi kr sakta
>Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
– monopoly is always damaging,
– competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P…
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don?t know what I mean 2 u, but u?ll always be special 2 me…
Girlz hv only 2 feelingz…
1- kisi boy se pyar nai krna.
Bcoz: Wafa nai milti sb chor jate hen.
2- Jo wafadaar ho us ko chor do.
Bcoz: Ghar wale kya sochen ge?
Moral: Girlz r like the LIFE. khud bewafa hen or wafa chahti hen.
Apni feelingz sb kuch n boy’s feelingz just MANGO!…
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
â€œPay The Billâ€
I wanted to put something
on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
This morning, an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused
Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
Boyfriend : Because
Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort 😉 :P…
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind! …
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I?m the one u can always depend on!…
(Boys r always smart)
B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya?
Grl: andhay h0 kia?
chal t0 raha hai
B0y : acha t0 apna cell number t0 likh kr dikha0…;-)
Today tommorow and forever there will be one heart that beats for u , u know whoes ur own STUPID!!!!! …
I want u â€¦
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinnerâ€¦. &
to say those sweet three words to Uâ€¦.
â€œPay The Billâ€
waht is gull form of Darry Milk.
So, Therfore they want from us. isliye Girls “DARRY MILK” Mangti HAi…
In da mornin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don?t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at night I don?t sleep coz Im hungry
Is she Flirting:
# If she gazes in your eyes with interest and if you see her pupils widened.
# If you see her blushing
# If she raises or lowers the level of her voice, to match up with yours.
# If she strokes her chin or feels her cheek.
# If she winks at you while talking to you or from a distance.
# If she expose the palms of her hand in front of you.
# If you find her sitting straight up and if her muscles appear to be firm.
# If she laughs in agreement with you.
# If you find her touching your arm, shoulder or hand while talking to you.
# If she plays with her jewelry, while she is on conversation with you.
# If she curls her hair while talking to you.
# If she singles you out in a big crowded area and talks only to you
# If you notice too much of the fluttering of eyes.
Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting….
if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u?
i wil b one of them?
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .
i will b 1 of them?
i f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..
i will b that one?
and if no one prey 4 u..
MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN?…
ArZ kIa HaI
IzHaAr kIsI aUr sE kArE,
kuda kArE JIs sE kArE vo IzHaAr,
v0 bI pYar kIsI AuR sE kArE . . . ;->
In my dream :
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
“cum my child ,
leave ur donkey outside. …
Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya,
uski yado ko seene se mita dya,
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’
or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your mobile screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. …
Don"t tell a woman she"s pretty; tell her there"s no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you…
NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN
NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN
NA BIKE PAY NA CAR MAIN
HUM TO BUS DIN GUZARTAIN
HAIN AAP KAY MILNEY KAY
INTEZAR MAIN …
Girls r crazy about 4 things..
2) cell phone
4)__ (look down)
Dude..Look down!! 🙂 Unseen Ix unseen…………….
Girl:Itâ€™s 2 tight
Boy:Donâ€™t worry,Iâ€™ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Weâ€™ll buy new WEDDING RING!
A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..
Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!…
Love is Like a Golden chain
Love is Like a Golden chain
that links our hearts together
and if you ever break that chain
youâ€™ll break my heart 4ever!
by : dj shuweet
Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai
Larka: Mein tumhare ghar gaya tha,
mujhe nahin lagta humari shadi ho paye gi.
Larki: Kyun mere papa se mile the kia?
Larka: Nahin tumhari behan se
Zndagi mai jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hai pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya he 😉
*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D
salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke liay theek naheen hay.ap un logon k liay kayoun sochtay hain,jo ap ko khatar main naheen latay.abu jee khuda dekh raha hay,bus sab khuda pe chor dain,woh jo karay ga acha karay ga.abu jee subah subah sair ke liay zaroor jaya karain,ye sehar k liay acha hota hay.baqy san ghar walon ko mara salam daina.salam,ur son .
Har khushi teri taraf mor doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tor doon,
Khushiyo k darwaze tere liye khol doon,
Itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter…. …
Women Are Programmed
Men Are Programmed
To Spread It
Around … ;->…
Ab aur kaho na tum, ‘but’ ya ‘if’
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you….
New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha
Jab Tak Zinda Raha
Msg Karta Rahonga
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)…
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I?d luv you the best!…
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. u dail not respondind @ da moment.. …
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE…
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
Hello!! What?s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!…
Arz kia hai,
Aankhon main noor hai.
Chehre pe sarour hai.
kisi lerkÃ¬ ko mera number de do.
Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai………………….
Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo.
Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye) Is main se jo jo tumharey hain nikal lo.
Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn’t move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn’t there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written “Tere chakar mein teri barabr wali set ho gai” 😀
How totally touchin…
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
Pyar itna karo
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye???…
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS… …
Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
by: dj shuweet
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face….
Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.
uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,
paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay
bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,
Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.
Wo ready ho geya.
Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir…
Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.
Flirting Tips :
Flirting tip 1: Send brief passionate glances to catch her attention. Always keep smile on your face.
Flirting tip 2: Impress her at first sight with your appearance. Dress well, smell good and use your charm to attract her.
Flirting tip 3: Start conversation in a very friendly way. Make her feel comfortable in your company and try to understand her comfort level with your behavior. Appreciate her looks and other qualities you feel great about, be convincing.
Flirting tip 4: Be sure of what you are going to say, say something new to her, use good language, a witty conversation or a naughty joke can attract her towards you. .
Flirting tip 5:Treat her with great admiration, upgrade her self esteem, women love to be with gentle but charismatic guy,…
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
I don?t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u?ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
newton’s ist law of teasing girls
every boy always try 2 tease a girl continusly unles a sandal of 4to12 or a slap with velocity of9.8m/s is charged/impresed on him.
this force is known as reaction force which is directly propotional to insult if ghrait remains constant.
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A d v i s e
-=- Of The -=-
-=- D a y -=-
“F L I R T
B u t
A L E R T…” …
flirting is the only job in the world that we cannot include in our cv. despite having years of experience and number of references………
I always think about U. I can?t live without U. I really need U. I?m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I?m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai…..
Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?
K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai
Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-gariÃŸ makhlooq k ÃŸare me parhenge.Is jandaar ka nam hy GIRLFRIEND..
Ji haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar ÃŸoyfrnd k sath payi jati hy Inki pasandida ghiza boyfrnd ka ÃŸHEJA hota hy Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hy Is jandaar ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emotionally ÃŸlackmail karna hota hy
Girlfrnd k katne par TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa ilaaj hy
Moral-‘always keep dstance frm Girl frnd’:-)