Ha ha hha ho oh ooh ohh

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha

ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he

hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he………

KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI

SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho…..

Chalo aysa karin mil k sitary bant

chalo aysa karin mil k sitary bant lety hain,

zarorat k mutabik sab sahary bant lety hain,

muhabat karny walon ki tijarat bhi anokhi ha,

munafa chor dety hain khasara bant lety hain,

muhabat k ilawa pas apny kuch nai muhsin,

is dolat ko hum kismat k mary bant lety hain.

Bush ka kutta bush se roth gaya

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,

Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

Itni chahat ke us se k intha

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai, Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,bs yahe to 1 muj se khta ho gai.

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,

Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,

Apni khushiyan smait lo jana

Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Whats the difference bw girl a

What’s the difference b/w

‘Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?’

Both Of ’em can make you

‘SICK’

…But at least

The Cigarettes come with a

Warning .. =P

Fighting styles 1980s meet me at

Fighting Styles:

1980’s:

Meet me at the ground

and I’ll show u !!

1990’s:

Dare to come at my place..

then You’ll know who i am !!

2000’s:

Phone pe sher mat ban saamne aa to dekhta hoon !!

2011’s:

Tu Facebook pe mil…!

Teri wall pe aise comment maarunga k account hi delete kar dega …:D

Aaj ek zindagi aur ji ke dekh

Aaj Ek Zindagi Aur Ji Ke dekh lo,
Aaj Ek Sapna Aur Dekh Lo,
Aaj Thodisi Khushiyan Aur Baant Do,
Aaj Ek Sms Aur Kar Lo,
Aaj Bas Aaj.
Kya Pata Kal Ho Na Ho…

Do sardar lar pare to aik

do sardar lar pare to

aik ne kaha lat marran da bombay pohanch jae da

doosra bola thor aram nal marin main delhi jane

Jab larai 2 dosto ki hoti hay

jab larai 2 dosto ki hoti hay to wo ek dosray ko galiya nikkaltay agar koi aram say baat karay to larai hor bar jati hay kiya agar ap kay gar may rozz larai hoto ap aram say layt kar bat kar saktay hay os say ap ko koi porb b nahi ho gi thanxx!!!!!!!

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,

Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna

“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”

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.

.

bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,

Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,

Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,

Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

Janaqatil se kabhi pyar na mango

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango, apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango, jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin, apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango

Zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

raat ko din bana k bat karo

ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara

aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb

danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo

yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me

Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me baahein daali aur pucha:

kaisa lag raha hai ji?

Pati: jaise bhagwan shankarke galeme naag lipte ho…

Khelo tofano ki moujon se kinaron nahi

Khelo Tofano Ki Moujon Se Kinaron Se Nahi

Wasi……………..!!

Manzilen Himmat Se Milti Hain Kahmoshi Se Nahi.

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf Hyd Dist…

Meri yaad aye karozyada aye sms

Meri yaad aye: yaad karo
Zyada aye : sms Karo
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye
.
to
.
Plz jhoot bolna band karo

Deep to aandhi me bhi jalte hai

Deep To Aandhi Me Bhi Jalte Hai,

Phool To Kaanto Me Bhi Khilte Hai,

Kitne Kamnasib Hote Hai Wo

Jinhe Aap Jaise Kamine Dost Milte Hai…

Hamesha smile kro haso jiyo

‘Hamesha smile kro’

Haso !

Jiyo !

Muskurao !

Khush raho !

Kya Pata,

.

.

kal mjh se larai ho jai Or

ap k pas Hasne k liye Dant he na rhen.