SMS Jan http://smsjan.com SMS jokes & text messages in english, hindi & urdu Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:42:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en Shut Up”’ http://smsjan.com/shut-up http://smsjan.com/shut-up#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:42:10 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/shut-up Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

]]> http://smsjan.com/shut-up/feed U Know KISS http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:56:50 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

]]> http://smsjan.com/u-know-kiss/feed A Good message http://smsjan.com/a-good-message http://smsjan.com/a-good-message#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:01:48 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=1934 A Good message

for a Good person

from a Good friend

for Good Reason

at a Good time

on a Good day

in a Good mood to say

… Good Night…

]]> http://smsjan.com/a-good-message/feed what ever you go you are always in my mind…. http://smsjan.com/what-ever-you-go-you-are-always-in-my-mind%e2%80%a6 http://smsjan.com/what-ever-you-go-you-are-always-in-my-mind%e2%80%a6#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:00:58 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=1933 A little star is shining bright…

Now in’s time to say good night…

So close ur eyes and calm your mind….

i wish you sweet dream to night…

Good night my lovely friend….

what ever you go you are always in my mind….

Sleep tide………

]]> http://smsjan.com/what-ever-you-go-you-are-always-in-my-mind%e2%80%a6/feed Last night I sent an angel 2 watch http://smsjan.com/last-night-i-sent-an-angel-2-watch http://smsjan.com/last-night-i-sent-an-angel-2-watch#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:00:18 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/?p=1932 Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!

Good Night—!

]]> http://smsjan.com/last-night-i-sent-an-angel-2-watch/feed This Has Been Declared http://smsjan.com/this-has-been-declared http://smsjan.com/this-has-been-declared#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:06:59 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/this-has-been-declared This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: “The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick”

Try It.

gOod NighT

]]> http://smsjan.com/this-has-been-declared/feed Good morning 2 U, http://smsjan.com/good-morning-2-u http://smsjan.com/good-morning-2-u#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:44:44 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/good-morning-2-u Good morning 2 U,
I : magination 2 ecstasy,
L : aughed in ur smile,
O : verwhelmed with joy,
V : ery moment of U,
E : njoyed the feelings,
U : nable to exit dream.
As I am always to U.

]]> http://smsjan.com/good-morning-2-u/feed Nothing to worry. http://smsjan.com/nothing-to-worry http://smsjan.com/nothing-to-worry#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:43:30 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/nothing-to-worry M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

]]> http://smsjan.com/nothing-to-worry/feed A girl sitting in examination http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination#comments Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:44:09 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

]]> http://smsjan.com/a-girl-sitting-in-examination/feed we are not going to work. http://smsjan.com/we-are-not-going-to-work http://smsjan.com/we-are-not-going-to-work#comments Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:17:32 +0000 wakeel http://smsjan.com/we-are-not-going-to-work Great people like us operate on the principle of rockets….
Not that we aim for the sky but until
& unless our ass is on fire,
we are not going to work.

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