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><channel><title>SMS Jan</title> <atom:link href="http://smsjan.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://smsjan.com</link> <description>SMS jokes &#38; text messages in english, hindi &#38; urdu</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:31 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi</title><link>http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[politics sms]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi</guid> <description><![CDATA[Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi
Jab Mout Khadi Mere Paas Thi
Phir Bhi Maine Roki Hui Meri Saans Thi
Kyonki Tumhari Ek Jhalak Ki Aas Thi
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi<br
/> Jab Mout Khadi Mere Paas Thi<br
/> Phir Bhi Maine Roki Hui Meri Saans Thi<br
/> Kyonki Tumhari Ek Jhalak Ki Aas Thi</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/wo-ghadi-kuch-khaas-thi/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>All you need in the life</title><link>http://smsjan.com/all-you-need-in-the-life</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/all-you-need-in-the-life#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Good Luck SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/all-you-need-in-the-life</guid> <description><![CDATA[All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/all-you-need-in-the-life/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!!</title><link>http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Hindi SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki</guid> <description><![CDATA[Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta, Agar wo Meherban Hota! Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta, Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta, Meray Hathon Ko Apnay Hathon Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agar Woh Meherban Hota! To Meri Aonkhon Main Na Jhil Milati Yeah Nami Hoti, Na Meray Dil Ki, Wadi Main Khiza Ka Qafla Rukhta, Agar wo Meherban Hota! Meri Bay Noor Aaonkhon Main Sitare Qaid Kardeta, Meri Zakhmi Hateli Per Woh Koi Phool Rakh Deta, Meray Hathon Ko Apnay Hathon Main Layker Woh Ye Kehtha .<br
/> Mohabat Roshni Hay, Rang Hay Khushbo, Sitare Hay, Qasam Mujhko Mohabat Ki!! Mujhay TU Sab Say Pyara Hay, Mager Aisa Woh Tab Kehtha &#8220;Agar Woh meherban Hota.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/qasam-mujhko-mohabat-ki/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Banta: What’s he studying</title><link>http://smsjan.com/banta-what%e2%80%99s-he-studying</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/banta-what%e2%80%99s-he-studying#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/banta-what%e2%80%99s-he-studying</guid> <description><![CDATA[Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.
Banta: What’s he studying?
Santa: Oh! He is not studying. Doctors are studying him!!!
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.<br
/> Banta: What’s he studying?<br
/> Santa: Oh! He is not studying. Doctors are studying him!!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/banta-what%e2%80%99s-he-studying/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Life is test…</title><link>http://smsjan.com/life-is-test%e2%80%a6</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/life-is-test%e2%80%a6#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Islamic SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/life-is-test%e2%80%a6</guid> <description><![CDATA[Life is test…
Islam is best…..
Namaz is must…..
Aakhirat is for rest..
World is only dust……
If QURAN is in chest…..
nothing need next……….
Obey Allah first………………
Success will be next…………..
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Life is test…<br
/> Islam is best…..<br
/> Namaz is must…..<br
/> Aakhirat is for rest..<br
/> World is only dust……<br
/> If QURAN is in chest…..<br
/> nothing need next……….<br
/> Obey Allah first………………<br
/> Success will be next…………..</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/life-is-test%e2%80%a6/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>If U were flowers</title><link>http://smsjan.com/if-u-were-flowers</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/if-u-were-flowers#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[ENGLISH SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/if-u-were-flowers</guid> <description><![CDATA[If U were flowers I would not pick U!
I’ll let U grow in the garden &#038; cultivate U with luv,
And care so I can keep U with me forever.
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If U were flowers I would not pick U!<br
/> I’ll let U grow in the garden &#038; cultivate U with luv,<br
/> And care so I can keep U with me forever.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/if-u-were-flowers/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>D se dard.</title><link>http://smsjan.com/d-se-dard</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/d-se-dard#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/d-se-dard</guid> <description><![CDATA[D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana ki S se sms aur C se call bhi na kar sako! samje?
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>D se dosti,<br
/> D se dil,<br
/> D se dillagi<br
/> D se dard.<br
/> per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana ki S se sms aur C se call bhi na kar sako! samje?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/d-se-dard/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey</title><link>http://smsjan.com/wife-underwear-daitay-hoey</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/wife-underwear-daitay-hoey#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/wife-underwear-daitay-hoey</guid> <description><![CDATA[Talaaq K Baad Husband &#038; Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They &#8230;
Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Doodh Ka Dhukkan“&#8230;
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Murday Ka Kaffan“
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talaaq K Baad Husband &#038; Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They &#8230;</p><p>Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey<br
/> Yeah Lo Apnay<br
/> “Doodh Ka Dhukkan“&#8230;</p><p>Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey<br
/> Yeah Lo Apnay<br
/> “Murday Ka Kaffan“</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/wife-underwear-daitay-hoey/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Knowing a person like u</title><link>http://smsjan.com/knowing-a-person-like-u</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/knowing-a-person-like-u#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miss U SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/knowing-a-person-like-u</guid> <description><![CDATA[Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go&#8230; I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go&#8230; I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/knowing-a-person-like-u/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,</title><link>http://smsjan.com/zindagi-kisi-ki-amanat-nahi-hoti</link> <comments>http://smsjan.com/zindagi-kisi-ki-amanat-nahi-hoti#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:13:30 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>wakeel</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Dard SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://smsjan.com/zindagi-kisi-ki-amanat-nahi-hoti</guid> <description><![CDATA[Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
mannat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti,
dil bhi sochkar lagana ae dost,
ishq ki quaid mein kabhi jannat nahi hoti!!
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,<br
/> mannat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti,<br
/> dil bhi sochkar lagana ae dost,<br
/> ishq ki quaid mein kabhi jannat nahi hoti!!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://smsjan.com/zindagi-kisi-ki-amanat-nahi-hoti/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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