Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?
Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai
abi exam chal rhe hain….
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Nokrani:Malikan ap udas kyun hain.. Malikan:Tmhare sahab ofice ki kisi larki se pyar kerte hain........
- Phool wala sahab ye phol apni girl
Phool wala: Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen Admi: meri koi girl......
- Parosi khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki
Parosi: khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh......
- Sardar bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena
Sardar: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena! Storekeper hairat se:kale bulb ka kia karoge? Sardar:......
- Husband judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye
Husband:’ Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi......
- Pathan bhai sahab 1 kaala bulb dena
PATHAN Bhai sahab 1 kaala Bulb Dena Shop keeper Ap Kaalay Bulb ka Kia Karogey?......
- Ankhen becha kaar raste paar apka intizaar
Ankhen Becha Kaar Raste Paar Apka Intizaar Kia Hai Kaise Hum Anjaan Rahein Yeh Pyar......
- Jaan bhee dete agar apka ishara hota
Jaan Bhee Dete Agar Apka Ishara Hota, Par Dard Apko Bhee Mera Kuch Gawara Hota,......
- Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay......
- Bush ka kutta bush se roth gaya
Bush ka “Kutta†bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay......
- 1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or
1 admi bhagta hue ata hy or pathan se kehta hy bhai jaldi jao tumare......
- Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya, woh admi gusse mein......
- 1 admi ko naddi k us par
1 admi ko naddi k us par jana tha. AATA Piswany to bataho wo kis......
- 1 admi ki shadi hui us ne
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni......
- 6 number ki bus aik admi ne
6 Number ki Bus… Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se......
- Please note it once ak admi
Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha......
- Please note it once ak admi
Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha......
- Once there was a admi he cutting
Once there was a admi,,, He was cutting Saag with draati,,, He saw a jadd......
- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
1 admi k 3 Dost thy 3no doctor thy 2 pagal thy 1 ko samjh......
- 1 admi ki shadi ni ho rhi
1 admi ki shadi ni ho rhi thi, us ne sbar kia or 2 rkat......
- 1 admi bike pe ja rha tha
1 Admi Bike pe ja rha tha: Usne raste me khare huye Sardar se pucha:......
- 1 nai ki shop pr admi aya
1 Nai ki shop pr admi aya or pucha ktni dair lgay ge? Nai: 2......
- Agr koi admi bat kary or wo
Agr koi admi bat kary or wo bat raaz ho to phr wo aik amanat......
- 1 admi k 3 dost thy
1 admi k 3 dost thy.. 3no doctor thy, 2 pagal thy, 1 ko samjh......
- Once there was a admi he cutting
Once there was a admi. He was cutting saag with daatri. He saw a wadda......
- 1 machhar ne admi ko din me
1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te......
- Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu
Ek admi dost k ghr gya tu uski bv chae le i. Admi bola chae......
- 1 admi zor se dua mang rha
1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’.......
- Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi
jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi:......
- Machr ne 1 admi ko din me
Machr ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lya. Admi: Tm to rat me kat’te......
- Agr admi wife ki bat man le
Agr admi wife ki bat man le to: Maa: odi gal tay enj manda ae......
- 1 admi apni bv k hr kam
1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuqs Nikalta . Agr Wo Anda Boil......
- Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se
Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula......
- 1 admi ki wife mar gai
1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye?......