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Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn’t do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. – Kenny Cunningham…
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No doubt exams r a matter of luck, how? “coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass” Kyun hai na matter of luck …
**Aj ka sawal** ek ghanta parhne aur ek ghanta na parhne se kia farq parta hai??? GHANTA farq parta hai… ;->…
Newton’s new Law of bookology! “Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears.”:-D…
2Frnds aftr exam 1 Oe,paper konsa tha 2 Math ka 1 Mtlb to papr kr k aya he 2 Chal bay 1 Phr kese pta 2 Sath wali bachi k hath mai calculatr dkha tha…
exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!…
Zong ADD REMIX: Yar ek baat to batain? Ye yaad kr kr k paper dena zrori hai kya? Aur is se hota hi kya hai? Thora bohat yad rh jata hai, jese wo bhi pura likh kr ajaenge! Cheating hour, sirf akhir ka 1hour, 2ghante bethe rahen kya? Maza to ab aaega, Pocket guide k […]
Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !! …
kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the , utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the…
Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da wah wah Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da 1 sjna di yad standi otton season parhai da: :-(;-(:-( hyeee paper…
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me – Woody Allen…
Even If All The Musicians In The World Join Together To Create A Melody To … Make Us Sleep, They Cannot Win Over Our . . . . . . . . . . . “TEXT BOOKS=P…
DAILY DAWN: CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT. Q) Wat is da capital of France? ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France RESULT DAY: Students FAILED EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is “F”.:-D CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha….
.+””’+.__.+’””+. * Suna Tha * Zindagi iMtehan Leti Hy FARAZ…! Par Yahan To iMtehanoon Ne He Zindagi Ley Li….
Granted, prostate exams aren’t the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It’s well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don’t get it done. Len Dawson…
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. …
EXams r here at da papr v stare.. da answr is no where.. which makes us pull our hair.. da grades rnt fair.. but like da past 18 years.. we damn care!! :@…
Us nE kAr dI hAiN nEEnDaIn hArAm, CheeN lEy hAiN sUb ChAiN, Na dIn kA pAtA cHaLtA hAi nA sHaM kA, BhOOl cHuKe hAiN K BrEaKfAsT MeIn LeTaY hAin brEaD,bUtTeR AuR jAm, Q k A cHuKe HaIn hAMarE ExAm …=P;-> …
Ye padh lena important hy … Exam mein pakka pucha jaye ga . 1.Roll no 2.Exam 3.Date 4.Subject Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye ga kia? Anything 4 u dude … ;->…
The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D…
To save paper, exams shud be gvn on mobiles instd of sheets coz studnts hav more typing speed dan writing speed. . . Wat An
Hum jite EK bar heMarte EK bar haiPyar EK bar hota haiAur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti haiTO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?…
? EXAM ANTHEM ? Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din, Hoho? likhte he bakwas, fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas, hum honge All Pass Ek Din. …
A? Meray Rabba ?Day ?arry Dabba? A? Meray Moula ?Day 86 ?orolla? A? Meray Moula ??utt ?umb Da Gola? ?Na Raway ?oard,? ?a Pavy Result Da Rola …
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam…
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin …
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me – Woody Allen…
Route:- Gurgoan Metro Yellow Line to Rajiv Chowk, then change to Yamuna Bank, then change to Noida City Centre and get down on Noida Sector 16 Metro Station….
A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well ! But A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says: “Abey Kitna Likhega? Larkiya’n Ja Rahi Hyn” ;->…
Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai, Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai, Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati, Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p…
The Law Sayz, "If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!" Do U Know Which Law It Is? This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"…:-)…
Height Θf ?uper ?oOlneSs: Finishing The Paper, ?oming Θut Θf The ?xamination Hall & Then Asking A Friend? ?Kon ?a ?ubject Tha Ψaar?? …
Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad Na Karna, Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai Uski Fariyad Na Karna, Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga, Uski Fikar Mein Apnay Holidays Barbad Na Karna. …
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near". …
Why Study For Exams…. Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?…
Paper Se Pehle Ki “DUA” . . . . . . . . Ya ALLAH !! Is Baar Pass Kara De Next Time Zaruur Parhoonga … ;-> …
Dear frnds.. I m turning off my num due to my studies bcoz i hv to work hard to get gud grades.. Plz contact me aftr 5 mins!:-)…
Yeh kah kar Teacher Ne Meri Neend Hi Uraa Di Faraaz….. K Iss Dafa Dec Test Mai Full Course Ho Ga……
“Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven But No One Wants To Die…..” Bole Tu! Sab Ko Top Krna Hai…, Or Parhna Koi Nahi Chahta,,,,! ;-)…
Ab nA toh rAhi koi SAjni.. Or.. Na hE hAi koi GAjni.. Ab toh ExAms Sir pey hAiN JAn|x.. LAzim hAi Ab ApNi bAjNi… =P ;->…
Exam se pehle kasrat se ye dua parhein: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga :-)…
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The Lectures You Missed And The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;-> How True ? …
Student?s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices! I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend?s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter […]
exams are the part of our daily routine life, so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee…
Gham-e-zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain, Main khushi kahan se laun meray examz hone waley hain, Tumhen ye gila hai jana ke mizaaj kyun hein barham, Kaho kaise muskuraun meray examz hone waley hain, Tumhen eid ki khushi hai mujhey yaad hai wo lekin, Main ye kaise bhool jaun meray examz hone waley hain.. […]
1 Student Exam k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai. Student: me paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hun .;-)…
Don’t study too mch tat u forgot urself Or in the end you wud be Like Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch. Albert Einstein ever in his life didn’t comb his hair. N above all Louis Pasteur forgot the very […]
Mujhe yad hai meri Paprz ki tayari hr traf afra tfri ka alAm.! Kbi is topic me masla to kbi dusre topic me prblm.! Aesa lagta tha k kch b reliable nhi hai..! pr jb baat aai papr ki to mene ch0ose ki *naqal* .”reliable”jo hai..! “Naqal Lagai to baat bani” “Naqal Reliable Hy”…
Fizaon main goonj rahi hain awazain RATTAY laganay ki… FARAZ , Lagta hai NALAAIQO’N k exams ho nay walay hain..: Dedicated 2 all students….
Kya aap ko pata hy..?? B00ks samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy..?? . . . . . . “Mobile”;-) …
Silence is the Best Answer For All Questions! Smile is the Best Reaction In All Situations! Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah,Interview n Exams…d:-p …
Thomas Edison “2morow is my exam but I dnt care Becoz a single sheet of paper cannot decide “my future” Geo Edison Bs teri yahi batain mjy parhny ni detein 😉 O:)
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ?? . . . . When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you . Location : Examination Hall 😀 ;)…
Fiza0’n Mein Goonj Rahi Hyn RATTAY Lgane Ki Awaazei’n. . . Lagta Hy Nalaiq0’n k Exams Qareeb Hyn … =P =D Dedicated To Pakistan k Mehanti Students ;->…
Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes, your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate! Your ears become sensitive, even to the softest whispers to get what your seatmate says! Your neck stretches either ways to search for clues! Your hand copies the answer faster than ever! Your feet […]
Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho? Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai abi exam chal rhe hain….
World’s best feeling- It comes when we see a very wonderful question paper in examinations hall and we smile at each other and say. Eik bhi nhi ata yaar:-):-D…
Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike lazmi lay kr doon ga chahay tu pass ho ya fail Son: Kia! Wakai Father: Haan bilkul pass hua to Honda college janay kay liye fail hua to Yamaha doodh bechnay kay liye :-D…
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai…..
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!…
K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?…. K?bhi hum bhi p?rh? k?rtay thay….. Jitn? syll?bus p?rh k?y w?h t?p kert?y h?in…. Utn? t?h hum chh?r diy? kert? they;-)…
Humain tuo “TAFREEH” k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai Faraz, Magar log tu yahan “PARHAI” k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity hain !! 😛 …
Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mEIN jana chhor diya FARAZ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K koi pooch hee na le.. ‘Aap ka result kab aa raha hai?’…
Hamari mohabat ka imtihan aur mat lo . . . Hamari pehlay hi board kay imtihan say haati hui hai …
The Funniest And Highly Impossible Msg A Student Can Ever Send . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Finished Studies. Did You?…
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days Just As We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam, While D Faculty Take 1 Year…
Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. . ;->…
Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91) A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects. Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result. …
aye sala abhi abhi, hua yakin, padai merr bas ki nahin.kitab ko me nikal gaya padtwe-padte pigal gaya,paper me so gaya, rubaroooooooo …
Dad:result ka kya hua Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news Dad:good news bata Son:mai pass ho gya Dad:GREAT aur bad news Son:good news galat hai. ;->…