Exam SMS Collection

Human brain is the most outstanding object

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we

My nights are going sleepless my

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

4getn u is hard 2 do 4gtn

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don?t 4get, we?re gr8 2gether …

Dadresult ka kya hua sonaba aik

Dad:result ka kya hua Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news Dad:good news bata Son:mai pass ho gya Dad:GREAT aur bad news

Suno aisa nhi krty jb paper

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty “Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty” ~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho to phir prha

Taras ata hai mujhe apni masoom c

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per…… Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->)

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid t20

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL To improve exam system Same should be infused in Exams 1. Reduce exam duration to

Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mein

Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mEIN jana chhor diya FARAZ! . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Gham e zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain

Gham-e-zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain, Main khushi kahan se laun meray examz hone waley hain, Tumhen ye gila hai jana ke mizaaj

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon

har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein number kisne paya hai ham to u hin aye the paper dene sab kehte hain sala

Doctors after operation and students after examzz

DocTors After operation.. and students after examzz have same thing to say….. V tried our best…. right nw.. v cant say anything,aap dua kren…..

Ye soch k hum ne exam dinon

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ, . . K . . Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath

A meray rabba day arry dabba

A? Meray Rabba ?Day ?arry Dabba? A? Meray Moula ?Day 86 ?orolla? A? Meray Moula ??utt ?umb Da Gola? ?Na Raway ?oard,? ?a Pavy

Situational msg everyone wants

SITUATIONAL MSG – ? Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ?? Boley to ! Sab ko top karna

The longst minutes in da world r

The longst minutes in dA worLd r dA Lst 5 minutes Ov a LECTURE.. -WhiLe dA shoRtst 5 minutes r dA Lst 5 minutes

Parents hav manyoptions 4 us likepoisonsleeping pillshanging

parents hav manyoptions 4 us like Poison Sleeping Pills Hanging by Neck Throwing 4 Building But they choose EDUCATION sochaTarpa Tarpa kar Maren ge…

Father beta mein is saal tjhay exams

Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike lazmi lay kr doon ga chahay tu pass ho ya fail Son: Kia! Wakai

I was thinking about how people seem

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me

Dear frnds i m turning off my

Dear frnds.. I m turning off my num due to my studies bcoz i hv to work hard to get gud grades.. Plz contact

Granted prostate exams arent the most enjoyable

Granted, prostate exams aren’t the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It’s well worth it. Just think

4 years of study 50 gb

4 Years Of Study. 50 Gb Syllabus 50 Mb We Study 50 Kb We Remember 50 Bytes We Answer Binary Marks Get This Is

The funniest and highly impossible msg a

The Funniest And Highly Impossible Msg A Student Can Ever Send . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Chaar dino ka exam o rabba lambi

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba, Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai, Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na, Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha. Kitne

Tamam students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle . . . Ghar ki sab, Chapallen, Belts, Pipes,

exam anthem hum honge kamyab

? EXAM ANTHEM ? Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din, Hoho? likhte he bakwas, fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,

Naukar sahab apka kutta to admi jesa

Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho? Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha

Height of adab main sirf ye

Height of Adab: Main sirf ye soch kr papr khali de ata hun k kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay sa jawab data

Hi yay examhi yay exam daratay kiyun

HI YAY EXAMHi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay

Jab b paper attempt kar k uthney

jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k “Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright,

Aft our exam books will sing a

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song Guess.! ?Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold

Why study for exams are they not

Why Study For Exams…. Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?…

Fail hote hain to koi haal tak

“FAIL” hote Hain To Koi “Haal” Tak Nahi Puchhta “FARAZ” , “PASS” hote Hain To Duniya “TREAT” Khane Aa Jaati Hy….

Question why most of the engg students

Question: Why most of the Engg Students can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt…? . . . . . Answer: “Smooth roads never make

Even if all the musicians in

Even If All The Musicians In The World Join Together To Create A Melody To … Make Us Sleep, They Cannot Win Over Our

Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka Answer Ek Hai… Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye, Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye, Na jane konsa dard diay hai is

Beauty freshness dreams truth imagination feeling

Beauty Freshness Dreams Truth Imagination Feeling Faith Trust This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :-> …

Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension

Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!! Parhna likhna chhor paray, Nakal pe rakh aaass, Utha razayi aur so

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full

Special offer bring a chit on

SPECIAL OFFER: Bring a chit on exam day, scratch n show it 2ur nearest teacher & win a free trip 2 principal?s office n

University ka 1 student university k

University ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andar ja k W.C pr baitha to samne dekha likha tha itna zor taleem

Want to be 1st in your class

Want to be 1st in your class..?? Here are some TIPS : > Wake up everyday at 5 am…. :O > Drink Tea or

Newtons 5th law exam law performance

Newton’s 5th Law (Exam Law): “Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases.”…

Why studnt fail in examits not fault

Why studnt Fail in Exam It’s not studnt fault if he fails bcz a year has only 365 days. 52 Sundays in a year

Kh d un prhny wl s kbhi

K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?…. K?bhi hum bhi p?rh? k?rtay thay….. Jitn? syll?bus p?rh k?y w?h t?p kert?y h?in…. Utn? t?h hum chh?r

Issi waja sey koi boht khass ho

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya, issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya, cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass

Route gurgoan metro yellow line to rajiv

Route:- Gurgoan Metro Yellow Line to Rajiv Chowk, then change to Yamuna Bank, then change to Noida City Centre and get down on Noida

Suno aisa nahi karty jab paper

~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- “Jab paper na aata ho tu ink zaya nahi karty” ~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- “Jab nakal ka chance ho tu

Exam se pehle kasrat ye dua parhein

Exam se pehle kasrat se ye dua parhein: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Syllabus 80 gb we study

Syllabus -80 GB We study – 80 MB Retails in mind -80KB Write in exam – 80 Bytes Result comes in binary digits i.e.

Hey friends im switching off my

Hey Friends I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard. Plz Contact Me After . . 15 Mins

Dont study too mch tat u forgot

Don’t study too mch tat u forgot urself Or in the end you wud be Like Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of

Exams are the part of our daily

exams are the part of our daily routine life, so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee…

. br ,’,’ br ‘, ‘, , br ‘ ,’

. ,’,’ ‘, ‘, , ‘ ,’,’,’, ‘ ‘ Pakistan mai MAAH-E-EXAMS ka CHAND nazr a gea hai Tamam students kurbani k liye tiyr

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

“Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven But No One Wants To Die…..” Bole Tu! Sab Ko Top Krna Hai…, Or Parhna Koi Nahi Chahta,,,,!

Ab na toh rahi koi sajni

Ab nA toh rAhi koi SAjni.. Or.. Na hE hAi koi GAjni.. Ab toh ExAms Sir pey hAiN JAn|x.. LAzim hAi Ab ApNi bAjNi…

Guzray hoay exam ko yaad na karna

Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad Na Karna, Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai Uski Fariyad Na Karna, Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga, Uski Fikar

The law sayz quotif u cant convince

The Law Sayz, "If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!" Do U Know Which Law It Is? This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"…:-)…

1 larkey ne apney friend ko kaha

1 Larkey ne apney friend ko kaha k mera result check karo aur ghar aa ker mujhey batana. Merey father bhi merey sath houn

Humain tuo tafreeh k liye bhi zindagi

Humain tuo “TAFREEH” k liye bhi zindagi kam lagti hai Faraz, Magar log tu yahan “PARHAI” k liye bhi waqt nikaal laity hain !!

Kya aap ko pata hy b00ks

Kya aap ko pata hy..?? B00ks samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy..?? . . . . .

Human brain is the most outstanding object

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we

A gud frnd is 1 who tells

A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well but a best frnd is 1 who stands outside d exam room n

Genius is a person who can do

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days Just As We Complete Sylabus In

Hamari mohabat ka imtihan aur mat lo

Hamari mohabat ka imtihan aur mat lo . . . Hamari pehlay hi board kay imtihan say haati hui hai …

Exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay

exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,takay hum bhi aik

My nights are going sleepless my days

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Warriors wakeup its time 4 d

Warriors. Wakeup.. Its Time 4 D Battle! Refill Ur Pens, Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books, C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

ghazal lgta nhi ha dil mra

# Ghazal # *Lgta nhi ha dil mra ab hr sawal mai, Kis ki bani hai ye examination hall mai, *Waqt-e-daraz mang k laey

Recite surah qalam complete and ambiya ayah

Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91) A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects. Forward To Everyone U

Papers ki roti notes ka achaar

Papers ki Roti. Notes ka Achaar. Tube Light ki Kirne. Questions ki Bahar. Teachers ki Dushmani. Dostoo ka Pyaar..So>> MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka

Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala

Which is the most beautiful feeling in

Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ?? . . . . When you try 2 look at your friend and you

Koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya

Koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya hogi? Ghum-E-Imtihan judai se barh kar kya hogi? Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza.. Tou PARHAI

Cheating in exams is the best exercise

Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes, your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate! Your ears become

Fiza0n mein goonj rahi hyn rattay lgane

Fiza0’n Mein Goonj Rahi Hyn RATTAY Lgane Ki Awaazei’n. . . Lagta Hy Nalaiq0’n k Exams Qareeb Hyn … =P =D Dedicated To Pakistan

Four things boys do in the exam

Four things boys do in the Exam Hall: 1. Counting the teachers in their row. 2. Counting the fans & tubelights. 3. Eating their

Aaj books kholien to pata chala pupu

Aaj books kholien to pata chala puPU !. “K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)”…

As long as learning is connected with

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take

Ca karne wale ki love story

C.A karne wale ki Love Story: Me 3 sal ka tha wo peda hui Me ne skol admsn lia vo 2 sal ki thi

Brain is the most outstanding organ it

Brain is the most outstanding organ. It functions 24hrs a day,365days a year.It functions right from the time v r born, & stops only

Daily dawn ca paper dec 2009

DAILY DAWN: CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT. Q) Wat is da capital of France? ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is

Height amp920f uper oolness finishing the

Height Θf ?uper ?oOlneSs: Finishing The Paper, ?oming Θut Θf The ?xamination Hall & Then Asking A Friend? ?Kon ?a ?ubject Tha Ψaar?? …

Looking back i find it hard to

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn’t do too

4 things boys do in the examination

4 things boys do in the Examination Hall 1. Counting # of Girls2. Flirting with lady superident3. Reading the brand name of their pen4.

No doubt exams r a matter of

No doubt exams r a matter of luck, how? “coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on

To be a quotgood professionalquot always start

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! …

Newtons new law of bookology every

Newton’s new Law of bookology! “Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless an External

Thomas edison 2morow is my exam but

Thomas Edison “2morow is my exam but I dnt care Becoz a single sheet of paper cannot decide “my future” Geo Edison Bs teri

Height of hope sitting

Height Of Hope. . . ? . . . . . Sitting Inthe Examination Hall, Holding The Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf

2frnds aftr exam 1 oepaper konsa

2Frnds aftr exam 1 Oe,paper konsa tha 2 Math ka 1 Mtlb to papr kr k aya he 2 Chal bay 1 Phr kese

Fatherwhat about ur result son wo headmster

Father.What about ur result? Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy Father. What about u. Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy

New xam pattern general students ans

NEW Xam Pattern:: General Students ::Ans All The Ques.. OBC :: Ans Any Ques?. SC :: Just Read All Ques ST :: Thanx For

A friend is one who advise you

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well ! But A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:

Hi yay examhi yay exam daratay kiyun

HI YAY EXAMHi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay

Geo news all xl xll year scheduled

Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed. To confirm go to site: www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.org …

Thousands words of a teacher does not

Thousands words of a teacher does not hurt But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes:-):-…

80 of the final exam will be

80% of the final exam will be based on . . . . . . . . . the one lecture you missed and