Why studnt fail in examits not fault

Why studnt Fail in Exam

It’s not studnt fault if he fails bcz a year has only 365 days.

52 Sundays in a year which rest days
Balnc 313 days

50 Summer holidays
Balnc 263 days

8 hrs daily sleep means 122 days
Balnc 141 days

1 hr 4 daily playing(good 4 health)means 15 days
Balnc 126 days

2 hr daily 4 food nd other enjoyment means 30 days
Balnc 96 days

1 hr 4 talking(as man is a social animal)means 15 days
Balnc 81 days

Exam days per year at least 35 days
Balnc 6 days

4 sickness atleast 3 days
Balnc 3 days

Movies nd fuctions atleast 2 days
Balnc 1 day

That 1 is ur birth day.

How Can A Studnt Pass???…

Kh d un prhny wl s kbhi

K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?….

K?bhi hum bhi p?rh? k?rtay thay…..

Jitn? syll?bus p?rh k?y w?h t?p kert?y h?in….

Utn? t?h hum chh?r diy? kert? they;-)…

Issi waja sey koi boht khass ho

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,

cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya …

Route gurgoan metro yellow line to rajiv

Route:- Gurgoan Metro Yellow Line to Rajiv Chowk, then change to Yamuna Bank, then change to Noida City Centre and get down on Noida Sector 16 Metro Station….

Syllabus 80 gb we study

Syllabus -80 GB

We study – 80 MB

Retails in mind -80KB

Write in exam – 80 Bytes

Result comes in binary digits i.e.

00

01

10

11… 😛 :-)…

Dont study too mch tat u forgot

Don’t study too mch tat u forgot urself

Or in the end you wud be

Like Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch.

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn’t comb his hair.

N above all

Louis Pasteur forgot the very day of his wedding

Hosh se GEO…

Ab na toh rahi koi sajni

Ab nA toh rAhi koi SAjni..

Or..

Na hE hAi koi GAjni..

Ab toh ExAms Sir pey hAiN JAn|x..

LAzim hAi Ab ApNi bAjNi… =P ;->…

Guzray hoay exam ko yaad na karna

Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad

Na Karna,

Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai

Uski Fariyad Na Karna,

Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,

Uski Fikar Mein Apnay

Holidays Barbad

Na Karna.

1 larkey ne apney friend ko kaha

1 Larkey ne apney friend ko kaha k mera result check karo aur ghar aa ker mujhey batana. Merey father bhi merey sath houn gay. Agar mein one paper mein fail hua tou kehna “Muslim kehtey hain “Assalam-o- Alaikum”, Agar 2 paper mein failed hua tou kehna “Muslimeen kehtey hain Assalam-o- Alaikum”.

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Jab friend result dekh ker aaya tou oss ne kaha “Ummat-e- Muslima kehti hai Assalam-o- Alaikum”

😀 |D 8-P 😛 B)

Kya aap ko pata hy b00ks

Kya aap ko pata hy..??

B00ks samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy..??

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“Mobile”;-)

A gud frnd is 1 who tells

A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well

but a best frnd is 1 who stands outside d exam room n shouts

Abay kuch aa raha hai ya or phare pehkun….

Genius is a person who can do

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year…

Exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay

exam k din itni jaldi kiyun aatay hain,
hum in say jaldi koufzada hojatay hain,
kash yay zindagi maen aik dafa hi aatay,
takay hum bhi aik hi dafa pass hoay hotay!…

Recite surah qalam complete and ambiya ayah

Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91)

A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects.

Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result.

Koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya

Koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya hogi?

Ghum-E-Imtihan judai se barh kar kya hogi?

Kisi ko deni ho jawani mein saza..

Tou PARHAI se barh kr saza kya hogi ;->…

Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna …

Cheating in exams is the best exercise

Cheating in exams is the best exercise

for your reflexes,

your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!

Your ears become sensitive,

even to the softest whispers to get what your

seatmate says!

Your neck stretches either ways to

search for clues!

Your hand copies the answer

faster than ever!

Your feet kicks the chair of

your classmate to let him/her know

that you want to copy!

It’s the best way to make urself healthy,

so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-) …

Four things boys do in the exam

Four things boys do in the Exam Hall:

1. Counting the teachers in their row.

2. Counting the fans & tubelights.

3. Eating their pen.

4. Thinking of studying seriously for the next exams.

Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall:

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. And just Write

Chahy Aata ho ya na aata ho :D)…

Ca karne wale ki love story

C.A karne wale ki Love Story:

Me 3 sal ka tha

wo peda hui

Me ne skol admsn lia

vo 2 sal ki thi

Me primary me tha

vo prp me thi

Me mdl me tha

wo primary me thi

Main matric me tha

wo mdl me thi

Mai F.A me tha wo Matric me thi

Main C.A me tha

wo FA me thi

Mai C.A me tha

wo BA me thi

Mai C.A me tha wo MA me thi..

Mai C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi

Me C.A me tha vo Ph.D me thi

Me C.A me tha vo doctor bn gai

kal uski Shadi hy aur mera C.A ka paper hy……

As long as learning is connected with

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider. …

Looking back i find it hard to

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn’t do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. – Kenny Cunningham…

Daily dawn ca paper dec 2009

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is “F”.:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha….

No doubt exams r a matter of

No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

“coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass”

Kyun hai na matter of luck …

Thomas edison 2morow is my exam but

Thomas Edison

“2morow is my exam

but I dnt care

Becoz

a single sheet of paper cannot decide

“my future”

Geo Edison

Bs teri yahi batain mjy parhny ni detein 😉 O:) <|:)...

Height of hope sitting

Height Of Hope. . . ?

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Sitting Inthe Examination Hall, Holding The Question Paper In Hand & Telling UrSelf "Don’t Worry Man, Exam Can B Postponed" ;->…

2frnds aftr exam 1 oepaper konsa

2Frnds aftr exam

1 Oe,paper konsa tha

2 Math ka

1 Mtlb to papr kr k aya he

2 Chal bay

1 Phr kese pta

2 Sath wali bachi k hath mai calculatr dkha tha…

A friend is one who advise you

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !

But

A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:

“Abey Kitna Likhega?

Larkiya’n Ja Rahi Hyn” ;->…

Kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the

jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,

utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the…

Zong add remix yar ek baat

Zong ADD REMIX:

Yar ek baat to batain?

Ye yaad kr kr k paper dena zrori hai kya?

Aur is se hota hi kya hai? Thora bohat yad rh jata hai, jese wo bhi pura likh kr ajaenge!

Cheating hour, sirf akhir ka 1hour,

2ghante bethe rahen kya?

Maza to ab aaega,

Pocket guide k saath!

Ji han ab pure k pure notes k sath,

Net weight sirf 12gram,

Itne me to pharra bhi na mile!

Cheating hour

Koi b hour..

To pocket guide sath le jaen

AUR SUB LIKH AYEN…

In examinati0n hal a stdnt written

In Examinati0n hA|L

A Stdnt WritTen aLL The aNswer On hIs b0dy,

Examiner Caught Him

And aSkd

“Do u Think We Are Fo0Ler?”

Stdnt RpLd: No Sir..!

“I M SHORT TERM MEMORY LO0ZER”…

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ‘JAn|x’ paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya… ;->…

Tips to be successful in exams 1 khud

Tips to be Successful in exams,

1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein

2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein

3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.

In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating…

Book khulty hi exam ka sama hota

Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,

Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,

Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,

Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p…

Paper se pehle ki dua

Paper Se Pehle Ki

“DUA”

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Ya ALLAH !!

Is Baar Pass

Kara De

Next Time

Zaruur Parhoonga … ;-> …

I was thrown out of college for

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me – Woody Allen…

There are six components of wellness proper

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

Kenneth H. Cooper…

Chitta kurta otton lal pholl karhai da

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da

wah wah

Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da

1 sjna di yad standi otton season parhai da:

:-(;-(:-(

hyeee paper…

Ye padh lena important hy exam

Ye padh lena

important hy … Exam mein

pakka pucha jaye ga

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1.Roll no

2.Exam

3.Date

4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaaye

ga kia?

Anything 4 u dude … ;->…

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,

Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gya

Or

1 raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhe so gaya!…

I cried when i failed in 2

I cried when i failed in 2 subjects,

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I smiled when i came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects 😛 😀

I love my friend :P…

Moment of relief you write the

Moment of relief

You write the exam and finish it expecting 80% marks and when result comes …..u fail

And then realising that

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it was a dream…..

Exams r here at da papr

EXams r here

at da papr v stare..

da answr is no where..

which makes us pull our hair..

da grades rnt fair..

but like da past 18 years..

we damn care!! :@…

1 student exam k hall me betha

1 Student Exam

k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha

duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.

Student: me paper banane wale pe

lanat bhej raha hun .;-)…

suna tha zindagi imtehan

.+””’+.__.+'””+.

* Suna Tha *

Zindagi

iMtehan Leti Hy

FARAZ…!

Par

Yahan To

iMtehanoon Ne

He Zindagi Ley Li….

Kal bohat dino k bad kitab kholi

Kal bohat dino k bad kitab kholi tu pta chala FARAZ

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Ye b nai ata

Ye b nai ata

Ye b nai ata

Ye b nai ata…

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.

Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!

Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. …

Silence is the best answer for all

Silence

is the Best Answer For All Questions!

Smile

is the Best Reaction In All Situations!

Unfortunately

Both Never Help In

Nikah,Interview n Exams…d:-p

I was thrown out of college for

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me – Woody Allen…

Parenthow did you write your exam

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don’t know.

So I wrote answers which they don’t know..!!…

Worlds best feeling it comes when we

World’s best feeling- It comes when we see a very wonderful question paper in examinations hall and we smile at each other and say.

Eik bhi nhi ata yaar:-):-D…

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?

ek

shauk se

aur

ek khauf se

Shauk hume he nahi

aur

Khauf to hame

kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas…

:D…

Students declaration at the end of answer

Student?s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend?s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental

Brain is the most outstanding organ it

Brain is the most outstanding organ. It functions 24hrs a day,365days a year.It functions right from the time v r born, & stops only when we enter the Exam hall…

Tamam students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle

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Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,

Belts,

Pipes,

Wires,

Bat,

Jharu,

& Wiper,

Chupa dein…! 😀

A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”…

What is a fear fear

What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

Newtons new law of bookology every

Newton’s new Law of bookology!

“Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust,

until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears.”:-D…

Teacher kisi aisi jgha ka name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name

btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap

akely feel karty ho..

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Student :examination hall..:-p…

Papers ki roti notes ka achaar

Papers ki Roti.

Notes ka Achaar.

Tube Light ki Kirne.

Questions ki Bahar.

Teachers ki Dushmani.

Dostoo ka Pyaar..So>>

MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR……

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,

Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,

Na roya jaye or na soya jaye…..

ghazal lgta nhi ha dil mra

# Ghazal #

*Lgta nhi ha dil mra ab hr sawal mai,

Kis ki bani hai ye examination hall mai,

*Waqt-e-daraz mang k laey thay 3 ghantay,

2 sawal maikat gaey aur 1 jawab mai,

*Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa,

Qismat mai fail hona likha tha bus isi sal mai,

*Is parhai se kaho kahin aur ja basay,

Itni jaga kaha ha demagh-e-dagdar mai,

*Kitna hai bad naseeb student nakal k leay,

Do kagaz k tukray na milay poray hall mai..!!!

Exam se pehle kasrat ye dua parhein

Exam se pehle kasrat se ye dua parhein:

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Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga

:-)…