Brain is the most outstanding organ it

Brain is the most outstanding organ. It functions 24hrs a day,365days a year.It functions right from the time v r born, & stops only when we enter the Exam hall…

Tamam students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle

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Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,

Belts,

Pipes,

Wires,

Bat,

Jharu,

& Wiper,

Chupa dein…! 😀

A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”…

What is a fear fear

What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

Newtons new law of bookology every

Newton’s new Law of bookology!

“Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust,

until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears.”:-D…

Teacher kisi aisi jgha ka name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name

btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap

akely feel karty ho..

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Student :examination hall..:-p…

Papers ki roti notes ka achaar

Papers ki Roti.

Notes ka Achaar.

Tube Light ki Kirne.

Questions ki Bahar.

Teachers ki Dushmani.

Dostoo ka Pyaar..So>>

MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR……

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,

Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,

Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,

Na roya jaye or na soya jaye…..

ghazal lgta nhi ha dil mra

# Ghazal #

*Lgta nhi ha dil mra ab hr sawal mai,

Kis ki bani hai ye examination hall mai,

*Waqt-e-daraz mang k laey thay 3 ghantay,

2 sawal maikat gaey aur 1 jawab mai,

*Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa,

Qismat mai fail hona likha tha bus isi sal mai,

*Is parhai se kaho kahin aur ja basay,

Itni jaga kaha ha demagh-e-dagdar mai,

*Kitna hai bad naseeb student nakal k leay,

Do kagaz k tukray na milay poray hall mai..!!!

Exam se pehle kasrat ye dua parhein

Exam se pehle kasrat se ye dua parhein:

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Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga

:-)…

Geo news all xl xll year scheduled

Geo news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.

To confirm go to site:

www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.org

Taras ata hai mujhe apni masoom c

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per……

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->)

Dedicated 2 all Dukhi Student…

exam anthem hum honge kamyab

? EXAM ANTHEM ?

Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,

Hoho? likhte he bakwas,

fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,

hum honge All Pass

Ek Din.

Gham e zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain

Gham-e-zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain,

Main khushi kahan se laun meray examz hone waley hain,

Tumhen ye gila hai jana ke mizaaj kyun hein barham,

Kaho kaise muskuraun meray examz hone waley hain,

Tumhen eid ki khushi hai mujhey yaad hai wo lekin,

Main ye kaise bhool jaun meray examz hone waley hain..

Mera zakhm zakhm seena tou lahu lahu safeena,

Main nijaat kaise paun mere examz hone walay hain.

Dedicated 2 All Students! :'( =P …

Mujhe yad hai meri paprz ki tayari

Mujhe yad hai meri Paprz ki tayari hr traf afra tfri ka alAm.!

Kbi is topic me masla to kbi dusre topic me prblm.!

Aesa lagta tha k kch b reliable nhi hai..!

pr jb baat aai papr ki to mene ch0ose ki

*naqal*

.”reliable”jo hai..!

“Naqal Lagai to baat bani”

“Naqal Reliable Hy”…

Samandar bhr syllabus hy nadi parh

Samandar bhr Syllabus hy,

NADI bhr parh pate hein,

BALTI bhr yad rehta hy,

GLASS bhr likh pate hein,

CHULLO bhr number atay hein,

D00B k mar jaty hein~.~

University ka 1 student university k

University ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya.

Jab andar ja k W.C pr baitha to samne dekha likha tha

itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade uthate….

My nights are going sleepless my

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, "is this love?".

GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

Everyone wants to go heaven but no

“Everyone

Wants To Go To Heaven

But No One Wants To

Die…..”

Bole Tu!

Sab Ko Top Krna Hai…,

Or Parhna Koi Nahi

Chahta,,,,! ;-)…

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

C0nfused?

Inshort

I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)…

Ek din jab wo humse mile to

Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile to

Bole;

Kya Humein Yaad karte ho..?

Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hota,

to..

Hum Apni Class mein top Na

Kar Lete..!!

Pappu exam me 1 bachey ka copy

PAPPU exam me 1 bachey ka copy kr rha tha Examinr ne usy kahin or bitha dea us ne jawab k end me likha jawab ka baqea hissa roll#226 k papr pr mulahiZa frmaen…

Height of adab main sirf ye

Height of Adab: Main sirf ye soch kr papr khali de ata hun k kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D…

Human brain is the most outstanding object

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. …

4 things boys do in the examination

4 things boys do in the Examination Hall

1. Counting # of Girls
2. Flirting with lady superident
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of study for at least next exams

Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall either they know or not

1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And just Write……

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla chehron

Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla

Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai

Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi

Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. . ;->…

Fatherwhat about ur result son wo headmster

Father.What about ur result?

Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy

Father. What about u.

Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy

Father. N whats ur result.?

Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy

Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs

Son.Aap allama iqbal ho jo apka beta pas hoga …

Hey friends im switching off my

Hey Friends

I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.

Plz Contact Me After

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15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..:-D;-) …

Suno aisa nahi karty jab paper

~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- “Jab paper na aata ho tu ink zaya nahi karty”

~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- “Jab nakal ka chance ho tu parha nahi karty”

~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- “Jab kisi ka gham banta ho tu paper hal nahi karty”

~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty- “Jab RZult aajay tu roya nahi karty”

~SUNO= -Aisa nahi karty- Es tarha k msg parh lete han lakin kisi ko fwrd nahi karty.

~SUNO~ -Aisa nahi karty…….

I was thinking about how people seem

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin

Want to be 1st in your class

Want to be 1st in your class..??

Here are some TIPS :

> Wake up everyday at 5 am…. :O

> Drink Tea or Coffe….:O

> Go to your class at 6 am…. :O

And

Nobody will be there in your class..!! 😉

So, You are 1st in class..!! 😛

Think Different !!…

A friend is one who advise you

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !

But

A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:

“Abey Kitna Likhega?

Larkiya’n Ja Rahi Hyn” ;->…

Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mein

Faqat is liye hum ne mehfilon mEIN jana chhor diya FARAZ!

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K koi pooch hee na le..

‘Aap ka result kab aa raha hai?’…

Hi yay examhi yay exam daratay kiyun

HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Fiza0n mein goonj rahi hyn rattay lgane

Fiza0’n Mein Goonj Rahi Hyn RATTAY

Lgane Ki Awaazei’n. . .

Lagta Hy Nalaiq0’n k Exams Qareeb

Hyn … =P =D

Dedicated To

Pakistan k Mehanti Students ;->…

4 students didnt prepare for a

4 Students Didn’t

prepare for a Test.

They made a plan.

They went to the

DEAN next morning

and said, Sir we had

gone for a wedding

and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push

all the way, so we

couldn’t study.

The DEAN agrees

and gives them

4 Days Time.

After 4 days all four

were seated in

four Different Rooms.

The paper consisted

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WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?

a. Front Right

b. Front Left

c. Back Right

d.Back Left …

Students while studyin for exams books

Students While Studyin For Exams

-Books n Notes Open

-Highlighting Sentences

-Pen In Mouth

-Blank Page

-Eating Drinking

-Turning Pages

-Readin ‘Headings’

-Thinkin About Where To Start From

&

Texting Friends

Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy

Plz Pray For Me =P 😉

Dadresult ka kya hua sonaba aik

Dad:result ka kya hua

Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata

Son:mai pass ho gya

Dad:GREAT aur bad news

Son:good news galat hai. ;->…

Warriors wakeup its time 4 d

Warriors. Wakeup..

Its Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,

Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,

C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!…

Naukar sahab apka kutta to admi jesa

Naukar: Sahab apka kutta to admi jesa dikhta hai kya khilate ho?

Sahab: Kamine ye kutta nahi hai mera beta hai engineering ker raha hai

abi exam chal rhe hain….

Attitude of a student this exam

Attitude of a ‘STUDENT’

“This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I’ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me” =P =D…

Genius is a person who can

GENIUS

Is A Person

Who Can Do For

$1 What Any Fool Can

Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete

Syllabus In 1 Day,

That Lecturers

Try In 1 Sem !! …

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

har taraf padhai ka saya hai

peparon mein number kisne paya hai

ham to u hin aye the paper dene

sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

Aye sala abhi abhi hua yakin padai

aye sala abhi abhi, hua yakin, padai merr bas ki nahin.kitab ko me nikal gaya padtwe-padte pigal gaya,paper me so gaya, rubaroooooooo …

Situational msg everyone wants

SITUATIONAL MSG –

? Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die ??

Boley to !

Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta..:-)

Even if all the musicians in

Even If All The Musicians

In The World Join Together

To Create A Melody To



Make Us Sleep,

They Cannot Win Over Our

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“TEXT BOOKS=P…

4 years of study 50 gb

4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=

What is xtreme hi8 of honesty

What Is xtreme Hi8 Of HONESTY

Sitting In An Exam Hall..

Opening a Chit..

Memorizing It..

then..

Writing without looking 0n it. . . <-;...

Which is the most beautiful feeling in

Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world ??

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When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your

friend is already looking at you .

Location : Examination Hall 😀 ;)…

Us ne kar di hain neendain haram

Us nE kAr dI hAiN nEEnDaIn hArAm,

CheeN lEy hAiN sUb ChAiN,

Na dIn kA pAtA cHaLtA hAi nA sHaM kA,

BhOOl cHuKe hAiN K BrEaKfAsT MeIn LeTaY hAin brEaD,bUtTeR AuR jAm,

Q k A cHuKe HaIn hAMarE ExAm …=P;->

Xams are there at the paper

Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:

Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye’n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:

Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho’n ga.. ;-> …

Human brain is the most outstanding object

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.

It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

4getn u is hard 2 do 4gtn

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don?t 4get, we?re gr8 2gether

Suno aisa nhi krty jb paper

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty “Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty”

~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho

to phir prha nhi krty”

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,

to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,

sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,

jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,

dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,

kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty……

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid t20

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system Same should be infused in Exams

1. Reduce exam duration to 1:30hr N marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3. Give free hit,

that is a chance for students to frame there own

qustions n write answrs.

4. 1st 20 mints..

power play,

that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5. Intrduce fair play awards.

6. Cheer girls to cheer for correct answers written!

Ye soch k hum ne exam dinon

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,

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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)…

A meray rabba day arry dabba

A? Meray Rabba

?Day ?arry Dabba?

A? Meray Moula

?Day 86 ?orolla?

A? Meray Moula

??utt ?umb Da Gola?

?Na Raway ?oard,?

?a Pavy Result Da Rola

Father beta mein is saal tjhay exams

Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike lazmi lay kr doon ga chahay tu pass ho ya fail

Son: Kia! Wakai

Father: Haan bilkul pass hua to Honda college janay kay liye

fail hua to Yamaha doodh bechnay kay liye :-D…

Dear frnds i m turning off my

Dear frnds..

I m turning off my num due to my studies bcoz i hv to work hard to get gud grades..

Plz contact me aftr

5 mins!:-)…

Granted prostate exams arent the most enjoyable

Granted, prostate exams aren’t the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It’s well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don’t get it done.

Len Dawson…

Chaar dino ka exam o rabba lambi

Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,

Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha.

Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,

Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa.

Soya raha mai classon me apni,

Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya.

Kitna pita hon,sooj gaya hon,

chalna phirna bhol gaya hon.

4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,

lambi parhai lambi parhai..

Dis song is dedicated to all the students….!

Hi yay examhi yay exam daratay kiyun

HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Jab b paper attempt kar k uthney

jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

“Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho”

Ameen …

A father asks peon how are the

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!…

Aft our exam books will sing a

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

?Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)

Fail hote hain to koi haal tak

“FAIL” hote Hain To Koi “Haal” Tak Nahi Puchhta

“FARAZ” ,

“PASS” hote Hain To Duniya “TREAT” Khane Aa Jaati Hy….

Question why most of the engg students

Question:

Why most of the Engg Students can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt…?

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Answer:

“Smooth roads never make good drivers,

Clear sky never makes good pilots

&

CLEARING all subjects in the 1st attempt, never makes Good ENGINEERS” :P:D…

Bahut dard hota hai jab teacher bolta

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab

Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara

Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka

Answer Ek Hai…

Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai

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To Saale Sawaal Bhi To

Ek Hi Tha…