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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

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Written by wakeel on January 12, 2012 11:13 pm | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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