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Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha.

Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

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