Wo Konsa time Hy
Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy
Or
Orat Chahti Hy K Wo Krti Rhy
‘SHOPPING’
BETA teri soch nhi badl skti chahe Sara Sal Rozy Rkh le:)
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