Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki
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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)…
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Pakistan Me Shadiyan Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti hn Islye Dulha K Lie Dulhan......
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- Bache desh aur maa baap ka bhavishya hote
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- Ruksati hote hii maa baap kaa ghar bhul
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- Bandar ki beti apne baap se boli
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- Baap itne kum marks 2 thappar lagne
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- Shahzada saleemmai apne maa baap ka eklota
Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon, wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan......
- Baap bete se beta doodh ka glass
Baap bete se: Beta doodh ka glass pi lo. Beta: No Dady, muje nhi pina......
- Baap sharaab cigarette larkiyan ye sab tumhari
Baap: Sharaab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain. Beta: Jo Shakhs Apney......
- Jo shaks roz e juma baap ki qabar ziarat
Jo Shaks Roz-E-Juma BAAP Ki Qabar Ki Ziarat Kary Or Us K Paas Surah YASEEN......
- Lo bhai ap k lye arz kia
Lo bhai ap k lye Arz kia ha Murghi ka ho ya ho hathi ka......
- Maan baap hamesha kis ke saath rahate hain
Maan-Baap Hamesha Kis Ke Saath Rahate Hain, Kuchh Samaya Zameen Pe Baki Dil Mein Rahate......
- Mein beti bankar aayi hoon maa baap ke
Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur......
- Baap apne betay se nalaik parhle kabhi
Baap apne betay se: Nalaik parhle kabhi tu ne apni koi book khol k b......
- Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai
Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba......
- Wah wah bhai o kia kehna
Wah wah wah wah Bhai wah wah wah o’ wah wah kia kehna wah lajawab......
- Do u know what bhai stands for
Do u know what bhai stands for BHAI B.. Best H.. Husband A.. Among I........
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Lo bhai aj 1 or pathan pit
Lo bhai aj 1 or Pathan pit gaya… Molvi jumma parhany se pahly: kisi ka......
- Ye bhai ka sms hai bhidu
Ye ‘Bhai’ Ka SMS hai Bhidu, Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu, Ignore Mile tu Gali......
- Friend tumko sharam nahi aati tumhara baap
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.......
- TERi lita k lu?
TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k......
- Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he?
1 Person asks 2 Another Bhai ye khushi kya hoti he? Second person replies, Pata......
- “ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“
IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy......
- Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.......
- Suno bhai logo aaj tum sab
Suno Suno Bhai Logo . . . . . Aaj Tum Sab Sun Hi Lo......
- Larka hum 25 behan bhai hen
Larka: hum 25 behan bhai hen. Larki: kia aap k ghar family planing wale nahi......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- Bhai 1 acha sa sms to send
Bhai 1 acha sa SMS to send karo… Agar acha na ho to ganda hi......
- Main toa pehlay hee os k bhai
Main toa Pehlay hee Os k Bhai say buri trha Pit Chuka Hoon Faraz Ab......
- Memon at shop bhai 1 rs
Memon At shop: Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k......
- Pathan hum 25 behan bhai hai
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon......
- ek admi dosrey se bhai yeh
*. .Ek admi dosrey se: ‘Bhai yeh larki kya hoti hai?’ Doosra: ‘Pata nahi Bhai,......
- Sheikh at shop bhai 1 rs
Sheikh at shop: Bhai, 1 Rs. ka easy load kar do! ShopKeeper: Itna load karwa......
- Jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki
‘jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki chahat ki cheez khilaye ALLAH TA’ALA usay dozakh......
- Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi......
- If a girl call u bhai so
If a girl call U “BHAI†so don’t get angry. Bcoz, BHAI stands for: B:......
- Charsi bhai time kya hua hy
Charsi: Bhai time kya hua hy? Rahgir: sham k 6 bjy hen Charsi: subah se......
- Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the
Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante......