‘Height of double meaning

A Dad Went To School

To Get Son’s Report Card,

Busy Madam To Dad,

‘Abhi Nahi De Sakti.’

Dad,’Chalain Aap sirf Dekha hi Dain ‘aya tou main lenay hi tha.

Madam,’Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi kaha na Abi Nahi’

Dad,’Tu Pihr main Kab Aaun?’

Madam,’Periods Khatam Hony K Baad’;-)