1 girl ask 2 pappu

wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu: legs..

Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai?

Pappu: paisay..

Girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?

Pappu: neend puri kartai hain..

Girl: wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

Pappu: kan mai chaid..

MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain….