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Ab GAI SOAP k baray pack par 10 Rs ki "CHOOT"
DIRTY MIND :->…
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- Btao wo kya chez ha jo to
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- Girlwhat do you like in me
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- Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata
Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? .......
- Yad karo wo din jab tum ne
Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora......
- Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch
Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush......
- Woh soti rahi main karta raha
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- Pehle kiss kro pir palang per
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- Rat k time ak larki so rhi
Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi achanak ak larka us k pas aya.......
- Gf plz mujhy 500 rupey de do
GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi… . .......
- Kuch larkian ahista deti hain kuch
Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain or kuch larkiyon......
- Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna
Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi......
- Koi tou mile jaani jo de mera
‘Koi tou mile ‘Jaani’ jo de mera SAATH ‘Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera......
- Girl wat do u like in me
Girl: Wat do u like in me? Boy: Those two white big balls having black......
- Boy mn 18 sal ka hon aur
BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl:......