Collection of Double Meaning SMS Messages

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Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection


Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya
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-Usay Apne jism se lagaya
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-Usay agay le kar chala
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Apne bed k pas le ja kar side me
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TABLE ko rakh diya!...


Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna











NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p...


Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora Sa Andar Janay pr tum ronay lagay
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. Doctor Ne Kaha Bus Beta injection Lag Gya.


Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your

book from your bag and study.


Dr patient se:Tum bohat kamzor ho dood daba k piyo,after a month.

Dr: Tum abhi tak kamzor ho.

Patient: Dr.sahed wo sirf dabaney deti hy peenay nhi deti.


Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki

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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)...


Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down... ...


mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon
'meriii'
teray lai inna e kafi hai k kukri mera pair dabaya shukr-e-mein marr na gi


Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya.
Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya.
Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it....


Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..

Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?

Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.


boy: me 20 yrs ka hon.
tum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Me B 20 ki
Boy: to phir chalen?
Girl: kahan?
Boy: Bed room me
GirL: Q?
Boy: ho jae aik Twenty 20 ka match.


Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!


16 saal
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25 saal
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36 saal
( . )=( . )
kia samjhe?



hamesha ghalat hi sochna


Zyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lagega!!!...


You are not responsible for
what people think about you.

But you are responsible for
what you give them to think about you.


Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D


What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE


1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..


Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up & Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass


Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di




upr






nachy









hr pasy di







Loadshadding


Happy
LoadShadding


Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna


Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)


People of 'Halani'

H=Humanity

A=Also Happy

L=Lover

A=Active

N=Nice Personality

I=Intelligent

Proud to 'HALANIAN'


TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?


--( )v( )--

Ye Ly
Ab khud Mat Pahen Lena,Teri Girl frnd ka hy
Rat Mere Pas Bhol Gae thi.


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Chashma Hy
Bewquf...!
Dost per Shak.
'aik bar phr teri soch ko 21 topon ki salami'


KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->


Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut bus ab le lo kiya bhala MERA NAAM


Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k “10/- me chachi ki chaat lo


dil karta hai le loon teri
(zulfon ki hawa)
par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.
(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)
meine us k andar dala…
(Etmaad apne pyar ka)
Usne kaha thora or dalo.
(Etmaad apne pyar ka)
Uski bohat tang thi.
(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka


5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
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The Real Art Of Conversation
Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Time,
But Also To Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing
At The Tempting Moment.


Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein…
Jaroo


Aap ko 'CHODA'..Aap ko pir 'CHODA'Aap ko bar bar 'CHODA'Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye'CHODA AUGUST' mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..


1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga

bv:aj kal 2 pee rahe ho
shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1 meri & 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad wo admi 1 peene laga

bv:dost ko bhool gaye
shohar:are bewaqoof mein ne chorr di he.


kise ke madad waqt us ke aankhon main mat dekho ho sakta hy us ke shrminda aankhen tumhary dil main goroor paida kr den


Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat ka rang

Reh gia jo dil me tha zoq.e.khwari haye haye


R u emotionally dumbed?

Creatively challenged?

Artistically void?

Socially hopeless?

And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a

PAKISTANI!
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Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..


5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA N96...


Which Part Of A
Man?s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE

It?s HEART..
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BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)


Ehsas na ker in jazb0 ka nzr0 sy gira beshk lekn....!
Jeena bhi mjhe dushwar lge itna bhi nazar andaz na ker...!


There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job
Good food, Good sleep
&
? GOOD _ UCK ?
whatever u are thinking..
That?s right..!...


pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!


I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colgate


Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga..
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Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani..
Tm Ne Auron K B Pakry Hongy, Aaj Mera Bhi Pakar K Dekho
Apne Haath Mn..
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Mera Haath Jani..
Yaad Hy Kysa Choosaya Tha Kmry Mn..
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Aam Ka Achaar Jani..
Ab Jhuko To Daalon Tujh Mn..
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Phoolon Ka Haar Jani.. ;-)


Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.


Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)


Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil hote hain
Jaisy aap











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WAPDA walo ko dekh lain. :-)

B positve yar


Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun,
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is QADAR teri yad me rota hun,
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RAT ko hath me pakar k sota hun,
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Gande
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Tasweer teri or kiya....


Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega


Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.


A boy n a girl:

Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do.

Girl: Kiss se krwaon ???

Boy: Haan isi se krwa do :)


Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti


rue Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli (
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!


Hum Raaz ko
Raaz Hi Rakhte
To Acha Tha

.*'*MOHSIN*'*.
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Yun Chahat ka
Bata k Ussay
Magroor kar
Diya...!


Aurtoon ki khuli he...
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar..


WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR.


Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil Hony waly Logon Ko Thanx FROM: anam (age28) Height:5’4? Gora rang, Bachay nahi han.


CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII MEI HUMARI YAAD SATAEY TU RONA MAT...........

GAND ME UNGLI LE KER HILA LENAA ...............!!!!


KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”


love is a mamory that's naver fad's i will hold u in my heart allway's from ur touchi emotional.......


Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.'
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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......, ho gaya na suitcase bannd.


Wo kon c Movie Hai jo AaP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay,
Aur Entertain Ho Jatay ho..

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'MR.BEAN'
You Dirty Mind.


Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->


oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de


Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!


Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”Aap ko bar bar
“CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye”CHODA AUGUST”
mubarik ho.


AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO DOOR SE SARRAK PAR 1 CAR AATI DIKHAI DE, LARKI NE CAR KO RUKNE K LIYE ASHARA KIYA,
JAB CAR QAREEB AYE TU LARKI DRIVER KO DEKH KAR BOLI, OOO 'SORRY' MAIN SAMJHI K TAXI HAI,
DRIVER JATE HUWE BOLA K 'MAIN B YE HE SAMJHA THA...


Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.


dost wo hotay hay jo hamesha sth nibhathay hay or jo dost sath nahi nibhatay un ki bhi apni majbori hoti hay hay ap unhay kia kahay gay dost ya dhokay baz may tu unhay apna sub say piyara dost kaho ga ab ap socho gay wo kiyu sochay


When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don?t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets ...


Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai


A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.

He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleevless

Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles &backless

Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt

He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...






Why???







U Dirty mind...



She had the ticket!!!...


Ur Annual Dementia
test! :)

Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.
Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. :)
OK - relax - clear ur mind & begin


Wat do we put in toaster?

'bread'
if u said 'toast,'
give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said 'bread,' go to next question.

Say - 'silk' 9 times
now - spell 'silk.' Wat do cows drink?

Cows drink 'water'
If u said 'milk' dont attempt the next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said 'water'.

If red house is made of red bricks, black house of black bricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pink of pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what's a green house made of?

Green house is made of Grass :p
If u said 'green bricks' -y the heck r u still readin? :p

Pas...


Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.


Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM


BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.

Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha


A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:?father,
your daughter has been successful in BED.? ...


Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie
Ma ne bari mushkel se tayyar ki

Abi kam par jane he laga k wo pirh a gie

Ma ne muskara kar daikha or nikal gia

Sham office se wapes aaya tu wo pirh gyeb thi ma ne pardha hata k daikh tu samne wale ghar par B nahi thi

Rat 8 bajh phir aa gie
Aate pora ghar ki RoneQ Bahal kar di

Sub use piyar se daikhne lage

Rat 09:30 phir chali gie

11:30 Bage sharmate howe aa gie

Por? ghar rosh?n ho gia
Sub khush ho ge

K Bigli ?? g?i
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Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


SHAIR ARZ KIA HA


USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA


MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA


Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
'Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!'


A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop,
Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,
Girl:jo marzi karo,bus pani ander na jaye.....


Height of double meaning:

A Dad went to school to get son?s report card.

Busy Madam: Abhi nahi.

Dad: Mera boht mood tha abhi sab dekh leta.

Madam: Main sab dikha dongi per abhi nahi.

Dad: Tou phir kab aon mein?

Madam: Mere periods khatam hone ke baad.
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Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha

A.T.M CARD
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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy














'Choukidaar'

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.


Girl: What Do You Like In Me?

Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It.

Girl: Whattt??

Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes.
Its Really Beautiful..


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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...


3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.

Kisi ne meri ek na suni.

Jate hove keh gae.

'Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana.'


Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye.

Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy.



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Tumhary PAPA ne kaha bas Beta Injection Lag gaya hai


Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain.
Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain?


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1. Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain.

2. Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath. :-)


There are TWO type of people in this world:-

1st those who 'Lead the Life'..,

And

2nd those who 'Are leaded by Life'......


its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ......sorry.....but its really very difficult to get hurt and say .....its ok i am fine ......


?Misunderstood?

3 o?clock in the night I was weeping
And you thought that I was sleeping

You saw blood pouring out of my hand
And you thought it might have been some accident

You saw me nearby wherever you went
And you thought it was just co-incidence

Day and night you ruled my imagination
And you thought it was just infatuation

Tensed and dumb in front of you I lay
And you thought I got nothing to say

When I needed you I cried in pain
And you thought I was lying again

Hiding my tears I tried to walk tall
And you thought I didn?t cry at all? . . . |?!'|

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