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Double Meaning SMS Collection

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka

I go in hard come out soft

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero

How do u express two words wid

How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ? . . . . . . .

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

How to keep an idiot entertained press

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up* …

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

Hath me lo ab thook lagao

Hath me lo Ab thook lagao Ab kapde se rub karo Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho Ab pura hath ghuma

Mai or woh oooooo hum dono

Mai or woh Oooooo…. Hum dono akele Oooooo… Raat ka wqt Ohho…. Barish shru Ohhhoooo… Dono Bheegy huay Wah g Kampte huay badan Oooooo…

Mera dill karta he k aap ko

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon, Din raat maaroon, Subho-wa-shaam maaroon, 1 jaga 8/10 maaroon, Maarta rahun, Daro mat miss call maarne

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

5 inch ki jaga 7 ka pehle

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app ko day pehlay se zaida maza sakun or aram

Girl aaj rose day hai na

Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or

Pyar k season me apne love guru

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!! Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s

Hold her by waist keep ur

Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips… Against Her Lips & Drink Sprite. Laga Na Lemon

1 ladki kadkay k paas gailadkay ne uolta

1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.’Mobile mai SIM CARD’>…

Tmhari life m 1 aisi larki aygi

TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi

c pecia

; ; ; ; ; ; c(“”””) c(“”””) “””” “””” $pecia

Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch

Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho (Message) Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se

Kuch nahi keh dya na yar

KUCH NAHI keh dya na KUCH NAHI YAR kya ho gaya? KUCH NAHI hai PACHHTAO ge TUM! Bohat DHEET ho! Ab shauK se padho

Bohat mubarak ho confused tum kya

Bohat Bohat mubarak ho! confused? tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega? mujhe to usi waqt pata chal gaya tha, jab ye msg mila…

Pathan express kitny bajy ati hai

pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai? TT: 9 baje pathan: Maale Gaadi? TT: 1 baje pathan: Local? TT: 12 baje TT: jana kahan hai?

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b

Ur best unforgetable so cute great

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? . . . ‘M O N K E Y’ .

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

Wife bus karo rat k 12 bajese

wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi? husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

Hocklaty amp runchy outside reamy whitish

?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside ?reamy & Whitish Inside Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?OCKROACH!

Aik ganda msg sunaon aik larka

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik larka hota hy, . . . . . . . . wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ?

1st frndmusibat k waqt to gadhay ko

1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai.. 2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain. 3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo petrol lo Bathroom mn jao or apni gaand ko aag lagado jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka

Saturday ko free rhna koi program mt

Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana

Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . .

My thumb nevr pains while typing sms

My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U . . . . nhe

Techar bangali student se is jumle

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo “My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.” BAngALi: “HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->…

1 larka larki se puchta hai k

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka : Batao Na plz:p Larki : Nahi pata ab

Quoti f o u r c

"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n A l l o w s U

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki

Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard.

Woman to a shopkeeper joshaanda hai

Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai?? Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai? …

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to… . . . . . to . . . to . .

Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo

Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na

A girl ask to qari sb wo

A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl=

Judge y did u attack tat young man

Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL

Baniya gave matrimonial add 4 his daughter

Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center. "Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh’s Highest Paid Call Girl….

Mohabat ka zawal porany zamany main log

MOHABAT KA ZAWAL. Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte Q

Punctuation power an english professor wrote

PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jab rat ko koi tum per char

Jab rat ko koi Tum per char jey, Apni Monchoon se Tum ko chomay Or Apni Balon wali Tangen Tum par pherey To Samajh

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

My or tm yani hm dono

My Or Tm Tm Or My Yani Hm Dono Aj Rat Ko 2 Baje K Bad Akele Me Chup K Se Bistar Py Lait

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

Aesa kya he jise jhukao to phir

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He? ? ?

F-friendship

fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon

Jb b milti ho agay jhuk jati

Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho Krne salam adab ka Q mou mai le k choosti ho Kinara apni Naqab ka Q

Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana

My principle of life if someone throws

MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him BUT? ? ? ? ? ? Make sure

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl :

Chachi to bhatija hum chaat ki dukan

Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ?10 rupaye me Chachi ki Chat lo?….

Moonh meetha karna hai toh k

Moonh meetha karna hai toh?? K K K K K Ki Ki Ki Ki Ki Kis Kis Kis kis kis kiss kiss Kissh-Mish KHAAO!

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai . . Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai . . Raat me lo to mazay

May kitna tm pay marta hun aur

May kitna tm pay marta hun Aur kitni mohabat krta hon Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon Tm

Intezar ek taveel intzar na rat

Intezar Ek Taveel Intzar, na Rat ka na Din ka na Suba ka na Sham ka na Sephr ka na Dophr ka na Is

Qwhich boy has the permission to go

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl’s bathroom and touch her every where he likes? A:Lifebouy Babar ‘NEW UP’

Lovely question wapda walay din me

\LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram

Road pe jate huwe khalon leather k

Road pe jate huwe KHALON (leather) k dher ko dekh k main ne socha batao kia? ? Socho yar so simple ?KHAL MAIN KABHI

Kafi der tak wo apnay hath se

KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU, . . . AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA… . . . TUMHE BUKHAAR

What comes down but never goes up

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD?

Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya

Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya – – -Usay Apne jism se lagaya – – -Usay agay le kar chala – – Apne bed

Uffo kia krte ho dur hat jao

Uffo kia krte ho Dur hat jao Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga? Aqal nahi hy kya? Uf abi nhi karo na Akele

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha.. Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai? Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na

Mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira

mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon ‘meriii’ teray lai inna e kafi hai k kukri mera pair dabaya shukr-e-mein marr na gi

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

boy: me 20 yrs ka hon. tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me B 20 ki Boy: to phir chalen? Girl: kahan? Boy: Bed room

Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya. Ad: Maine naam poocha tha,

Last night i wanted to send u

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn’t make much sense until

16 saal 25

16 saal (.)=(.) 25 saal ( . )=( . ) 36 saal ( . )=( . ) kia samjhe? hamesha ghalat hi sochna Zyada

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum

If Dey Dnt

Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up & Down Slowly..

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di

Lo ajh v hoo gi sab di upr nachy hr pasy di Loadshadding Happy LoadShadding

People of halani hhumanity aalso happy

People of ‘Halani’ H=Humanity A=Also Happy L=Lover A=Active N=Nice Personality I=Intelligent Proud to ‘HALANIAN’

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr… NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?

MERA NAAM

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

v ye ly ab

–( )v( )– Ye Ly Ab khud Mat Pahen Lena,Teri Girl frnd ka hy Rat Mere Pas Bhol Gae thi. . Chashma Hy Bewquf…!

1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga

1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv:aj kal 2 pee rahe ho shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1 meri & 1 mere

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein… Jaroo

Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

Kise ke madad waqt us aankhon main

kise ke madad waqt us ke aankhon main mat dekho ho sakta hy us ke shrminda aankhen tumhary dil main goroor paida kr den

Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat

Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat ka rang Reh gia jo dil me tha zoq.e.khwari haye haye

R u emotionally dumbed creatively challenged

R u emotionally dumbed? Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI! …

There are only 5 things we need

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food, Good sleep & ? GOOD _ UCK ? whatever

Which part of a mans body has

Which Part Of A Man?s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making LOVE It?s HEART.. …

5 inch ka hai size normal

5 inch ka hai / / / Size normal hai / / / Mazboot hai / / / Ziada mota bi nahi hai /

Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na

Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani.. Tm Ne Auron K B

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil

Kuch log jooton or gaaliyon k qabil hote hain Jaisy aap . . WAPDA walo ko dekh lain. B positve yar