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1st frnd aj mene tri bv ko

1st Frnd: Aj Mene tri bv Ko Nhatay hoy Dekha.



2nd: Kutte Kamine Me Tera Khoon P Jaunga.



1st: begherat, Main Nehar per Naha Rha Tha Bhabi Car me Ja Rhi Thi..

Girlfriendits 2 tight boyfrienddont worryill put it

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?...

Sawal aadi raat logo ko kya krna

SAwaL
Aadi raat logo ko kya krna chaiye?

Zara Sucho

Sucho sucho bhai

Han kya huwa?

Atna b nai jante

Aray bhai logo ko SONA chaiye.
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A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->

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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!...

At 1st a little nibble a slow amp

AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick!
CADBURYS CREAM EDD...HOW DO U EAT URS...

Aap se aik special bat karni hai

Aap se
Aik
Special
Bat
Karni hai
Koi
Paas
To nahi
Zara akely ho
Jao
or
Kisi
Ko
Na btana
Warna
Koe
Bhi
Masla
Ban
Sakta hai
Ghor
Se suno


Jaldi Say
"sms2friends.org" visit karo ...

Pehly bahon main uthana phir kiss

Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

Ye sang e marmar sa tarasha gora badan

Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->...

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un


ka
bacha
hua


khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D

Woh kya hai jise agay se karna

Woh kya hai jise agay se karna zaruri hota hai, aur peechhe se karna faeda-mand (beneficial) hota hai?

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TEETH BRUSH KARNA;-)...

Raat ko hamaisha

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k

Batao wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki ----LETA HAI






tauba kitna galat sochTe
HO

mera sawal hai k wo kaun hai jo sab k samne aurato ki photo leta hai?...

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...

B c is the short form

B C is the short form of...

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B C ka matlab hai

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Business Communication..!

Pata nahi log Q galat sochne lag jate hain.....;->...

If god gave me 24hrs b4 death


If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death
I'LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u

U must b thinkin abt last 5mins

us me mei tmhara b gala daba doga...

Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN



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Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se... ;->

K??P SMiLiNG
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Kisi roz shaam k wakt sooraj aaram

KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe...

American humare dogs bomb dhond lete hain

AMERICAN: Humare Dogs Bomb Dhond Lete Hain JAPANI: Humari Fish Football Khel Leti Hain PAKISTANI Yeh Tu Kuch Bhi Nahi Hy Hamare Tu Gadhay Bhi Sms Parh Lete Hain.

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! ...

Agr ap larkiyo se hmesha ghirey

Agr

ap

Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy

Agr Ap Chahte Hy

K Wo Apka
SAMAN

Hath Ma Le aur Moonh Ma Dalen

To

Pani Puri ka Thela Laga Le tharki
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Touch it gently put ur finger

Touch it gently?

Put ur finger inside?If hole is big put three fingers?

Rub it up & down gently??.

Thats the right way of

washing the glass..!!!
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Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;-)

Narum narum

college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

Main niyat karta houn k ajj

MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?!
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APNAY hoNAY WAle bAchoun KI ...

Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui.

Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge.

Professor:
acha.
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Idhar aao.
Meray paas betho.
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Books khol kar tayyari karo.


na PUTTAR na RAMZAN hai.

Allah apko ghark kry

ALLAH Apko GhArk kry.

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~?~?~?
?~?~?~?

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Khushyo k Gehry SmAndAr me
K Jis ki Gehr?yo tAk kAbi koi Gham nA pohnch sAky . ./
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Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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'Chapaati'
Think positive yar

Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-

Ek larki duusri se kehti hy

Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . :

Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . .


Doosri: Par Kia. . ?



Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . .



Kasam Khati Hoon,



Aaenda W-11 Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . . ;->...

She came i kpt lukin at her

She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd?

Mam
Attendance?!
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1 larka larki aha adhi rat

1 Larka, 1 Larki
AHA



Adhi Rat ko
OHO



Jungle me,
WAWAH



Jhari k Peche
OYE



Sab se chup k
UFF



ek dujey k sath
HAWW






Aam Kha rahe thay
FITAY MU....

Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to

Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he-

Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-

phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-

lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.




ATM CARD
atm machine se....

Is suhany mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is Suhany Mosam me Tumhara Sath ho
Garm Bistar me Kambal urhy Tum pas ho
Mere Hont Tumhe Chony ko tarse
Kash aisa koi Ehsas ho
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I LOVE U
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'COFEEE :

Two friendz talking meri shadi

Two Friendz TaLkinG.

- Meri shadi hogai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai.
* O ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, us ne mjhe Ghr khreed kr diya hai.
* Ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, us Ghr mein aag Lag gai.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo bhi ghr mein thee. ;-)...

1 girl ask 2 pappu wo

1 girl ask 2 pappu

wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu: legs..

Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai?

Pappu: paisay..

Girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?

Pappu: neend puri kartai hain..

Girl: wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

Pappu: kan mai chaid..

MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain....

A leaf which falls from d tree

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!

Kiss kiss ko bataein k aap

Kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss kiss ko bataein k AAP kitne ache ho hahaha:)

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Hello hi how r u

HELLO!



hi !



how r u ?




k se ho?




sab khair hai!





Maze me ho?




















tum ne jawab nhi diya.,....;->...

1 aadmi do ladkiyo ka hath pakray

1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA...

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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA

WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;)

Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

Bohat bore ho rhe ho dil tang

bohat bore ho rhe ho,
dil tang ho rha hai ?
koi kam nhi hai karne ko,
tu
aisa karo
Zip khol aur shuro ho jao,
phir bor nho ho gay..
chalo shabash zip kholo,
under se book nikalo..

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab

Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

jawab mere salwal ka..

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

Rom rom jazbat ka..

khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

balo me fool gulab ka...

dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

patta patta gulab ka...

Meri dua hai tum tarraqqi kar k

Meri dua hai tum tarraqqi kar k itna upar jao

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

itna upar

K God kahe:
''Nava aya hain sohniya''...

Kaash main tumhe dekho jab tum

kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera

dil

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She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!


sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.


sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.


SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME...


HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.


THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY...


AND SAID...
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"ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!"...

Height of double meaning a dad

'Height of double meaning


A Dad Went To School
To Get Son's Report Card,

Busy Madam To Dad,
'Abhi Nahi De Sakti.'

Dad,'Chalain Aap sirf Dekha hi Dain 'aya tou main lenay hi tha.

Madam,'Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi kaha na Abi Nahi'

Dad,'Tu Pihr main Kab Aaun?'

Madam,'Periods Khatam Hony K Baad';-)

2 kids were lying 2gether on a

2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.

1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjh nhn pta.

1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) "tm larki ho"

2nd: Tmhai kesay pata

1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.

APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !...

Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff.....

Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska..,

Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai,

Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi Esi hai..!

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

Boojho to jane ye sookha andar

“Boojho to jane”

Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai

Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai

Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai

Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai

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Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!






(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Prince”

Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy:
suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok aur paker k us ka mobile silent pay laga daina ta k koi disturb na kery

Listen 2 ur elders advice nt

Listen 2 Ur Elder?s

Advice?

Nt Bcoz They R Always Rite

Bt Coz They Hav More Xperiences Of

?Being Wrong??.!
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Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN



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Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se... ;->

K??P SMiLiNG
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2010 1 class ka bacha apni miss

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye.....

Rat ko aik larki ne car rukne

Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia.
Car kareeb aa kar ruki
to larki boli oh
i am sory
main samji taxi hai.

Car wala bola

main bi yehi samja tha.,...

Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do

Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do;
Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga K daal Diya ?
Papa: Chup Battamiz
Beta: SUI DHAGA,
Aap Ko to bus galat sochny ki pari h

Ur friend saw u cutting an apple

Ur friend saw u cutting an apple with a knife. He became delighted n wanted 2 get it. He came close 2u while u were cutting, n suddenly said,"Return my knife!"...

Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki

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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)...

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka ...

App Mujhay

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE

Tu ghada ghadaaa mein phir bolta

Tu Ghada

Tu Ghada

Tu Ghada

Tu Ghadaaa

Mein Phir Bolta Hun,
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Tu Ghada
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Tu Ghada

Tu Ghada Rakh Le,

PETROL Mehanga Ho Gaya Hai . . . :p ;->
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Rat k time ak larki so rhi

Rat k time ak larki so rhi thi achanak ak larka us k pas aya.
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.uski chadar hatai or uska hath pakar k bola.
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Aapi potty karva do dar lag rha he.

Teacher told ramu 2 write a sentence

Teacher told RAMU 2 write a sentence
Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand"
Teacher slapped RAMU
why?

B'coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is... ;->...

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...

Pappu ki maa choo chooriyan

pAppu ki maa ki
choo
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chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
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gandi
mat karna wapis deni hen. . . =P ;->...

Aap se aik special bat karni hai

Aap se
Aik
Special
Bat
Karni hai
Koi
Paas
To nahi
Zara akely ho
Jao
or
Kisi
Ko
Na btana
Warna
Koe
Bhi
Masla
Ban
Sakta hai
Ghor
Se suno


Jaldi Say
"sms2friends.org" visit karo ...

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola



khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!...

Can v do romance in the evening

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"...

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Once lalu and mallika went hunting jab

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->...

In a bath room boy touches girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty...

May kitna tm pay marta hun aur

May kitna tm pay marta hun
Aur kitni mohabat krta hon
Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy
May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon
Tm chupky sy ajati ho
Aur aky mjhy behkati ho
Na jany kiya smjhati ho
Aur apny pas bulati ho
Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan!
Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka.
Hr wqt ki chahat thek nahi
Aghosh tri to phir b sahi
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka
Ja aj mjhy tu perhnay dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy kch krnay Dai

Last night i dreamt of you

Last night,
I dreamt of you,
this morning my first thought was you,
I thought of you the whole day.
I think like U.

Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z...

Master ji to class baccho

Master Ji To Class -

?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

1 Girl - ?Master Ji,

Nikal Ke Dikhayein?

Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti.

Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?
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Boy mey 4 yrs ka hun or

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?
Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun

Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?

Girl(sharmate hoe): kahan?





Boy: Polio k qatry peenay...

Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k

Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

'AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO DOOR SE SARRAK PAR 1 CAR AATI DIKHAI DE, LARKI NE CAR KO RUKNE K LIYE ASHARA KIYA,
JAB CAR QAREEB AYE TU LARKI DRIVER KO DEKH KAR BOLI, OOO 'SORRY' MAIN SAMJHI K TAXI HAI,
DRIVER JATE HUWE BOLA K 'MAIN B YE HE SAMJHA THA...'

Kuch log thodi der karte hain 2 3

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
Mobile Charge?! ...