Double Meaning SMS Collection

Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To Woh Kaise? Ldka Ldki Se Kehta Hello Madam – – PAPPI

Newz reporterap ka best cricketer kon hai

Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai. Nergis: YUHANA Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi….

Our frndship means so much 2 me

Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots On It. GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt? . . . BOY:Yes I Like

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do: Patna kahan par hai? Larki-India mein Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur

Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he Doc: dawai khali thi kya Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi Doc:I

Lovely question wapda walay din me

\LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram

Why is there a gate around cemeteries

Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay

Aj hum aap se dil ki baat

Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-) MAIN Aap Se Bohat:-) PIY…:-* Piya…:-O PIYARA HON….

I as a doc give up

I as a Doc give up I cant bear it any more I tried everything 2make ur brain work but failed u won! I

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bohat mubarak ho confused tum kya

Bohat Bohat mubarak ho! confused? tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega? mujhe to usi waqt pata chal gaya tha, jab ye msg mila…

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U Only n only U U U And only U Now I m thinking abt V .

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :Chal Bakri bn ! Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay? Bona:

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon

Im not under d affluence of incohol

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker

My or tm yani hm dono

My Or Tm Tm Or My Yani Hm Dono Aj Rat Ko 2 Baje K Bad Akele Me Chup K Se Bistar Py Lait

1 lrki zor sy gana ga rhi

1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi MJHAY RANG DAY. MJHAY RANG DAY. MJHAY RANG DAY. Lrki ki maa ne usay boht

Koi tou mile jaani jo de mera

‘Koi tou mile ‘Jaani’ jo de mera SAATH ‘Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! 😀 ‘Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge!

Girl bas b karo boy kuch

Girl bas b karo. Boy kuch nahi hota Girl kisi ne dekh liya to Boy kuch nahi hoga bas tm helo mt, sedhi raho

Allah apko ghark kry

ALLAH Apko GhArk kry. ?~?~?~? ~?~?~? ?~?~?~? . . , . . , Khushyo k Gehry SmAndAr me K Jis ki Gehr?yo tAk kAbi

There are two type of people in

There are TWO type of people in this world:- 1st those who ‘Lead the Life’.., And 2nd those who ‘Are leaded by Life’……

Is qadar teri yad me rota hun

Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , , , , is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , k k RAT ko hath

Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO

Question why do girls close their

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi

Kuch larkian ahista deti hain kuch

Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay or

Whats an average 6 inch long

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE

Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff….. Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska.., Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai, Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi

Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra Phr mujy mila Bs rs 20

Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya. Ad: Maine naam poocha tha,

Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

Zehrele machhar naag keeray kutte

Zehrele machhar, Zehrele naag, Zehrele keeray, Zehrele kutte . . . . . . Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote

What comes down but never goes up

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD?

What comes down but never goes up

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD?

A daughter sends a telegram to her

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:?father, your daughter has been successful in BED.?

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka

If time doesnt wait for you dont

If Time Doesn’t Wait for You, Don’t Worry ! Just Remove The Damn Battery From the Clock And Enjoy Life ….

I go in hard come out soft

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero

How do u express two words wid

How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ? . . . . . . .

Chooss mazay lay kar bari ik

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Meaning of pyaar its a group

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… & saying… . . . . . . .

How to keep an idiot entertained press

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up* …

A simple logic humaneatworksleep enjoy donkeyeatworksleep

A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey…

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

Hath me lo ab thook lagao

Hath me lo Ab thook lagao Ab kapde se rub karo Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho Ab pura hath ghuma

Mai or woh oooooo hum dono

Mai or woh Oooooo…. Hum dono akele Oooooo… Raat ka wqt Ohho…. Barish shru Ohhhoooo… Dono Bheegy huay Wah g Kampte huay badan Oooooo…

5 inch ki jaga 7 ka pehle

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app ko day pehlay se zaida maza sakun or aram

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

Mera dill karta he k aap ko

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon, Din raat maaroon, Subho-wa-shaam maaroon, 1 jaga 8/10 maaroon, Maarta rahun, Daro mat miss call maarne

Hold her by waist keep ur

Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips… Against Her Lips & Drink Sprite. Laga Na Lemon

Pyar k season me apne love guru

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!! Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s

Girl aaj rose day hai na

Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P

Tmhari life m 1 aisi larki aygi

TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi

1 ladki kadkay k paas gailadkay ne uolta

1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.’Mobile mai SIM CARD’>…

Catch her by waist bring home

Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a Nice

c pecia SMS# 104592

; ; ; ; ; ; c(“”””) c(“”””) “””” “””” $pecia

Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch

Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho (Message) Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se

Pathan express kitny bajy ati hai

pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai? TT: 9 baje pathan: Maale Gaadi? TT: 1 baje pathan: Local? TT: 12 baje TT: jana kahan hai?

Kuch nahi keh dya na yar

KUCH NAHI keh dya na KUCH NAHI YAR kya ho gaya? KUCH NAHI hai PACHHTAO ge TUM! Bohat DHEET ho! Ab shauK se padho

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K

Ur best unforgetable so cute great

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? . . . ‘M O N K E Y’ .

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Girl apne jaise jwan professor sesir mai

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye . PROF:kuch b? . GIRL:han . PROF:to jao or

Wife bus karo rat k 12 bajese

wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi? husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

Aik ganda msg sunaon aik larka

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik larka hota hy, . . . . . . . . wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ?

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo petrol lo Bathroom mn jao or apni gaand ko aag lagado jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

1st frndmusibat k waqt to gadhay ko

1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai.. 2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain. 3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

Hocklaty amp runchy outside reamy whitish

?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside ?reamy & Whitish Inside Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?OCKROACH!

Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . .

Saturday ko free rhna koi program mt

Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana

I am missing u dont believe

I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. Don?t Believe! See I Am On Journey And U R Not With

My thumb nevr pains while typing sms

My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U . . . . nhe

Techar bangali student se is jumle

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo “My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.” BAngALi: “HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->…

If 15 225 3125 4625 5

if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the First Line? 1=5 Moral – if, 1=5 2=25 3=125

Quoti f o u r c

"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n A l l o w s U

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki

1 larka larki se puchta hai k

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka : Batao Na plz:p Larki : Nahi pata ab

Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho jati ha, takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga

Woman to a shopkeeper joshaanda hai

Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai?? Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai? …

Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard.