Double Meaning SMS Collection

Bush mere pain da char munda hua

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy. Musharraf: Mubarak huvay. Bush: But ik masla hy. Musharraf: o ki. Bush: piu da pta nhe.

Girls misuse it anger robs models

Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That’s SMILE Keep

To know a person walk a

To Know A Person Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . . Than Than What. . . He Is a Mile Away, U

Aesa kya he jise jhukao to phir

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He? ? ? < > < > < > < > < LoLz iT’s

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K

Wo konsa time hy jo mard ko

Wo Konsa time Hy Jo Mard ko 10 Mint Me Thaka dta Hy Or Orat Chahti Hy K Wo Krti Rhy ‘SHOPPING’ BETA teri

Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Why is there a gate around cemeteries

Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

1 girl coke pi rahi thi

1 girl Coke pi rahi thi k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or Bola ‘MAA’ girl: main teri ‘MAA’ nhi hun Machhr:

Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat

Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat ka rang Reh gia jo dil me tha zoq.e.khwari haye haye

Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is

F-friendship

fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can

Main ne aap ki leni chaahi magar

MaiN ne aap ki leni chaahi. Magar aap ne na di. (Raaye) MaiN ne aap ko apna dena chaaha. Magar aap ne na lia.

Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi? Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon

Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon, Is qadar teri yad mai rota hon.. k k Raat ko hath mai pakar k sota hon..

Allah apko lambi balo wali neli

Allah apko Lambi balo wali Neli anko wali Gulabi honto wali . Patli kamar wali . . . . . . . .Khubsorat .

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Perho dostou sirf or perhtay he

Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or perhtay he raho kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka Dil Gurday Dimagh Sub laga kr perho SMS

Aad karo woh din jab tum ne

aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy. Aur

1 aadmi do ladkiyo ka hath pakray

1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA… . . . . . . JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA

Lovely question wapda walay din me

\LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram

Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon

Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar..

Pls remind me 2 u about remindin

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai. Jabap hon or m hon or humary choty choty pyary pyary cute cute nany munny sharti sharti

When i take a long time to

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don?t

Wot letters r missin in hrt ea

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick

Btao wo kya chez ha jo to

Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? . . . . .. . . . . .

Wife bus karo rat k 12 bajese

wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi? husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab

Wo kon c movie hai jo aap

Wo kon c Movie Hai jo AaP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, Aur Entertain Ho Jatay ho.. ? ? ? ? ?

Its very easy to hurt someoone and

its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ……sorry…..but its really very difficult to get hurt and say …..its ok i am fine

Girljanu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi

GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga? GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena Maza Awami Kha

Ur best unforgetable so cute great

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

Our frndship means so much 2 me

Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life

A girl ask to qari sb wo

A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl=

Did u knw dat whn sum1

Did U Knw Dat Whn Sum1 Annoys U It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown But It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm

Aap ko chodaaap pir chodaaap bar hamesha

Aap ko “CHODA”..Aap ko pir “CHODA”Aap ko bar bar “CHODA”Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye”CHODA AUGUST” mubarik ho.

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat

3 log they zabardasti ghar me ghus

3 log they Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae Aur Bedroom se use utha k le gaye. Kisi ne meri ek na suni. Jate hove

Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . .

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

Lets plan for a movie 2day

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free? If Yes.. Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho, Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga …

Its the thing that satisfies ur mind

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called

I go in hard come out soft

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana

My eyes bear uncountable tears bcoz

My eyes bear uncountable tears:-( Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-( I wish u were here To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)

Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me

Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me ak bed pay ik he chadar me 2 . . . . . Bhai s00 rahe thay.

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka

Plz call me its urgent ek accident

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

1 class ka bacha apni miss se

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: So sweet! Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi

If u notice this you will that

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!! …

Woh konsi situation hoti hai jis

Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai, Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai Or Orat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay. Think? ?

Is qadar teri yad me rota hun

Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , , , , is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , k k RAT ko hath

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki

Kothe par police ne chhapa mara

Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA, TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,, WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,, Us nE liNe mE eK

Sab kehte hain k 9 maheeno main

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai, Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai, . Aakhir Ye Kab

Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya. Ad: Maine naam poocha tha,

Jab meri maut ho jayeto mera janaza

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya? `

v ye ly ab

–( )v( )– Ye Ly Ab khud Mat Pahen Lena,Teri Girl frnd ka hy Rat Mere Pas Bhol Gae thi. . Chashma Hy Bewquf…!

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar

Ek ganda msg sunao aik larka hota

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..? Aik Larka Hota Hai.. . . . . Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai.. . . . GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi

21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi ghatna. 7 Saal ki bachi ko us ke baap or bhai ne lekar bhut buri tarha se

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

6 inch ka hy rang kala hy

6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B nahi Hy 250 larkiyo ne B lia hy Lena

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat

Wo aaj pirh suba he chali gie

Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie Ma ne bari mushkel se tayyar ki Abi kam par jane he laga k wo pirh a

A boy n a girl boy

A boy n a girl: Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do. Girl: Kiss se krwaon ??? Boy: Haan

Main niyat karta houn k ajj

MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?! . . . . . . . . . .

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;-):-P

jaldi nikaalo na

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..

Koi tou mile jaani jo de mera

‘Koi tou mile ‘Jaani’ jo de mera SAATH ‘Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! 😀 ‘Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge!

If you are job less

If You Are Job Less … ! Scroll … Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega … ;->…

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

A leaf which falls from d tree

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind, it goes wherever wind takes it.. be d wind 2 drive

Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok

Aap se aik special bat karni hai

Aap se Aik Special Bat Karni hai Koi Paas To nahi Zara akely ho Jao or Kisi Ko Na btana Warna Koe Bhi Masla

Kuch larkian ahista deti hain kuch

Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay or

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

A little girl whn askd her name

A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter” Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-“I’m Jenifer David”

There are two types of people who

There are two types of people who are failures in life. .. Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to

Boy mn 18 sal ka hon aur

BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga’

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Train me 1 larke ne cigarete jalai

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k Dhuwai’n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy Larka

Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Crime doesnt pay does that

Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Topa topa kharid lo sardiyan aagayi

,,,,,TOPA,,,,, . . . . . . . TOPA KHARID LO SARDIYAN AAGAYI HAIN. KYA SAMJHE Tum To Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna. Shoqeen Insan.

Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki

Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …

Catch her by waist bring home

Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips &amp; have a Nice

Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Kamsin to nahi th bharpoor jawaan thi

Kamsin To Nahi Th, BharPoor Jawaan Thi Wo.. Jub Daalney Laga Mein, To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo.. Hua Dard Usay Itna, k Seh Na

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .