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Double Meaning SMS Collection

Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra Phr mujy mila Bs rs 20

Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya. Ad: Maine naam poocha tha,

Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

Zehrele machhar naag keeray kutte

Zehrele machhar, Zehrele naag, Zehrele keeray, Zehrele kutte . . . . . . Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote

What comes down but never goes up

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD?

Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he Doc: dawai khali thi kya Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi Doc:I

What comes down but never goes up

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD?

A daughter sends a telegram to her

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:?father, your daughter has been successful in BED.?

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka

If time doesnt wait for you dont

If Time Doesn’t Wait for You, Don’t Worry ! Just Remove The Damn Battery From the Clock And Enjoy Life ….

I go in hard come out soft

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero

How do u express two words wid

How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ? . . . . . . .

Chooss mazay lay kar bari ik

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Meaning of pyaar its a group

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… & saying… . . . . . . .

How to keep an idiot entertained press

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up* …

A simple logic humaneatworksleep enjoy donkeyeatworksleep

A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey…

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

Hath me lo ab thook lagao

Hath me lo Ab thook lagao Ab kapde se rub karo Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho Ab pura hath ghuma

Mai or woh oooooo hum dono

Mai or woh Oooooo…. Hum dono akele Oooooo… Raat ka wqt Ohho…. Barish shru Ohhhoooo… Dono Bheegy huay Wah g Kampte huay badan Oooooo…

5 inch ki jaga 7 ka pehle

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app ko day pehlay se zaida maza sakun or aram

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

Mera dill karta he k aap ko

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon, Din raat maaroon, Subho-wa-shaam maaroon, 1 jaga 8/10 maaroon, Maarta rahun, Daro mat miss call maarne

Hold her by waist keep ur

Hold Her By Her Waist. Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck. Then…? Press Ur Lips… Against Her Lips & Drink Sprite. Laga Na Lemon

Pyar k season me apne love guru

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!! Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s

Girl aaj rose day hai na

Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P

Tmhari life m 1 aisi larki aygi

TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi

1 ladki kadkay k paas gailadkay ne uolta

1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.’Mobile mai SIM CARD’>…

Catch her by waist bring home

Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a Nice

c pecia

; ; ; ; ; ; c(“”””) c(“”””) “””” “””” $pecia

Yar tumhen karne ka maza hi kuch

Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy (YAAD) Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho (Message) Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se

Pathan express kitny bajy ati hai

pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai? TT: 9 baje pathan: Maale Gaadi? TT: 1 baje pathan: Local? TT: 12 baje TT: jana kahan hai?

Kuch nahi keh dya na yar

KUCH NAHI keh dya na KUCH NAHI YAR kya ho gaya? KUCH NAHI hai PACHHTAO ge TUM! Bohat DHEET ho! Ab shauK se padho

Bohat mubarak ho confused tum kya

Bohat Bohat mubarak ho! confused? tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega? mujhe to usi waqt pata chal gaya tha, jab ye msg mila…

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K

Ur best unforgetable so cute great

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai? Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai? . . . ‘M O N K E Y’ .

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Girl apne jaise jwan professor sesir mai

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye . PROF:kuch b? . GIRL:han . PROF:to jao or

Wife bus karo rat k 12 bajese

wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi? husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab

Ek teacher ny brazer ni pahna tha

EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY

Aik ganda msg sunaon aik larka

Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?.. aik larka hota hy, . . . . . . . . wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ?

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo petrol lo Bathroom mn jao or apni gaand ko aag lagado jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

1st frndmusibat k waqt to gadhay ko

1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai.. 2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain. 3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

Hocklaty amp runchy outside reamy whitish

?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside ?reamy & Whitish Inside Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?OCKROACH!

Meaning of pyaar its a group friends

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . .

Saturday ko free rhna koi program mt

Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana

I am missing u dont believe

I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. Don?t Believe! See I Am On Journey And U R Not With

My thumb nevr pains while typing sms

My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U . . . . nhe

Techar bangali student se is jumle

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo “My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.” BAngALi: “HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->…

If 15 225 3125 4625 5

if, 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5= ?? before scrolling, think! Ans is 1. Remember the First Line? 1=5 Moral – if, 1=5 2=25 3=125

Quoti f o u r c

"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n A l l o w s U

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki

1 larka larki se puchta hai k

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k: Bachay kese hote hain/ Larki : chup..!!! Larka : Batao Na plz:p Larki : Nahi pata ab

Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho jati ha, takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga

Woman to a shopkeeper joshaanda hai

Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai?? Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai? …

Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard.

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to… . . . . . to . . . to . .

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo

Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na

A girl ask to qari sb wo

A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl=

Mera dard kesy wo janta meri bat

Mera dard kesy wo janta Meri bat kesy wo manta Wo to khud fana k safar pe tha Usy rokna b mahaal tha Kahan

Judge y did u attack tat young man

Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL

Philosophy of life at

Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got

Woh choom len ek baar to aati

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend, Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet, Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na

Punctuation power an english professor wrote

PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All

Mohabat ka zawal porany zamany main log

MOHABAT KA ZAWAL. Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte Q

Baniya gave matrimonial add 4 his daughter

Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center. "Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh’s Highest Paid Call Girl….

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

Jab rat ko koi tum per char

Jab rat ko koi Tum per char jey, Apni Monchoon se Tum ko chomay Or Apni Balon wali Tangen Tum par pherey To Samajh

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: Poora Under Gaya? GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na? GIRL:Haan Thora Thora. Boy: Oye Maqsood Baji Ko 8

My or tm yani hm dono

My Or Tm Tm Or My Yani Hm Dono Aj Rat Ko 2 Baje K Bad Akele Me Chup K Se Bistar Py Lait

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

Aesa kya he jise jhukao to phir

AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He? ? ? < > < > < > < > < LoLz iT’s

F-friendship

fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon

When an apple is green it ready

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck! & when a girl is 18, she is ready for… . . . .

You are a ghonchu g reat h ot o ne

You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

Jb b milti ho agay jhuk jati

Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho Krne salam adab ka Q mou mai le k choosti ho Kinara apni Naqab ka Q

Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana

My principle of life if someone throws

MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE? If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him BUT? ? ? ? ? ? Make sure

Ya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy?? Wo MotA sA, Aas-PAAs bAAL, NArAM-NArAM UpEr sE CoVEr… NEvEr?? JhooT boLTE ho? KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA?

Pls remind me 2 u about remindin

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the

woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl :