Whats an average 6 inch long

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff…..

Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska..,

Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai,

Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi Esi hai..!

Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna

Uff

Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra

Phr mujy mila

Bs rs 20 ka

MOBILE COVER

Ab barish mei apne pass rkh skti hou

Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN

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Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se… ;->

K??P SMiLiNG

Zehrele machhar naag keeray kutte

Zehrele

machhar,

Zehrele

naag,

Zehrele

keeray,

Zehrele

kutte

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Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe :-)…

Chooss mazay lay kar bari ik

chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

How do u express two words wid

How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ?

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Happily Married. . . ;->…

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai

Kya haal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:

Thiek hun

Phr awaz aai

Kya kr rahy ho?

Admi:zaruri kaam se betha hun

Phr awaz aai

Main aa jaun?

Admi aur ghabra k bola:

Nhi nhi main akela hi theek hun.

Phr awaz aai

Acha yaar main tmhain baad me call krta hun

Abi koi ullu ka patha sath wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwab day raha hai…!!

Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

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A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Read more: Adult Sms – Part 4

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo

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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN….. ;->

Mai or woh oooooo hum dono

Mai or woh

Oooooo….

Hum dono akele

Oooooo…

Raat ka wqt

Ohho….

Barish shru

Ohhhoooo…

Dono Bheegy huay

Wah g

Kampte huay badan

Oooooo…

Wo pas aya

Ohh God

Dil ghabraya

Haaye…

Sansain tez

Oooh

Ohh plz kuch kar na day

Aur paas aya

Haaye pihr kiya

Us ne mu khola aur..

Aur

Aur

Aur

Bola wo wo

Ha ha ha ha……

Hath me lo ab thook lagao

Hath me lo

Ab thook lagao

Ab kapde se rub karo

Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho

Ab pura hath ghuma k

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zor se

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BOWLING karao!!!…

Hello hi how r u

HELLO!

hi !

how r u ?

k se ho?

sab khair hai!

Maze me ho?

tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff

Kya

Karr

Rahe

Ho?

Plz

Aisa

Mat

Karo



Please

Mat

Karo



Maine

Kaha

Na

Plz

Aisa

Nahi

……

Aur

Mat

Dabao

….

are

Neeche

Kyun

Jaa

Rahe

Ho??

Maine

Kaha

Ho

Jayega

…..

….

….

….

Plz

hu

Jayega



Aheste

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Kaha

Tha

Mat

Karo

Aisa



Ab

Ho

Gaya

Na

….

Message

Khatam

!!!

Hold her by waist keep ur

Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

Then…?

Press Ur Lips…

Against Her Lips

&

Drink Sprite.

Laga Na

Lemon Ka Jhatka?…

Pyar k season me apne love guru

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s Number.

He WilL Tel U Everything. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->

1 ladki kadkay k paas gailadkay ne uolta

1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.’Mobile mai SIM CARD’>…

Pathan express kitny bajy ati hai

pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai?

TT: 9 baje

pathan: Maale Gaadi?

TT: 1 baje

pathan: Local?

TT: 12 baje

TT: jana kahan hai?

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pathan: Patri Cross kerni hai…

Kuch nahi keh dya na yar

KUCH NAHI

keh dya na KUCH NAHI

YAR kya ho gaya?

KUCH NAHI hai

PACHHTAO ge TUM!

Bohat DHEET ho!

Ab shauK se padho

"KUCH NAHI"…

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main

“BISCUT” k bina nhi rah skti thi. 🙂 :-D…

Wo kya hai jo kabhi sidha hojata

Wo kya hai?

Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai?

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‘M O N K E Y’

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Aap ki soch ko Salaam ha…B-).

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.

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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

Girl apne jaise jwan professor sesir mai

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye

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PROF:kuch b?

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GIRL:han

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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro

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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola:

‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’

khan sb:

‘um utare gi, so jao’

mawali:

‘hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna’

khan sb:

‘be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi’

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:

‘kotri door he?’

koi bola:

‘wo to piche reh gya’

mwali:

abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,

mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:

‘khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?’

pathan:

‘choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha’

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo

petrol lo

Bathroom mn jao

or apni gaand ko aag lagado

jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka kya faida ha ha ha ha ha

I am missing u dont believe

I Am Missing U.

I Am Missing U.

I Am Missing U.

Don?t Believe!

See I Am On Journey And

U R Not With Me,

It Means U R Missing.

My thumb nevr pains while typing sms

My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until

I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U

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nhe Tou Paise Waste Ho Jaenge na? ;->

Techar bangali student se is jumle

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

“My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.”

BAngALi:

“HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->…

Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy

‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy?

Tu rasi khali ho jati ha,

takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga ban jaye…

Tm kia samjy,

Secretly go2 some1 house at night open

Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away!

Guess what?

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U can open things in the night!…

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne

Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to…

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to kya. Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala…;->…

Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo

Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo.

Jb Daalney Laga Me To

Thori Pareshan Thi Wo

Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo

Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo

Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.

(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)

Mera dard kesy wo janta meri bat

Mera dard kesy wo janta

Meri bat kesy wo manta

Wo to khud fana k safar pe tha

Usy rokna b mahaal tha

Kahan jaogay mjhe chor kr

Me ye poch poch k thak gaya

Wo jawab mjhko na de saka

Wo to khud sarapa sawal tha

Dam-e-wapsi usy kya hua

Na wo roshni na wo tazgi

Wo sitara kesy bikhar gaya

Wo jo ap apni misaal tha

Wo mila to sadyon k bad b

Mere lab pe koi gila na tha

Usy meri chup ne rula dia

Jisay guftugu me kamal tha

Woh choom len ek baar to aati

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,

Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,

MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Philosophy of life at

Philosophy Of Life :

? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,

Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Punctuation power an english professor wrote

PUNCTUATION POWER:

An English professor wrote the words:

“A woman without her man is nothing”

& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males

wrote:

“A Woman, widout her man, is nothing”

While,

All females wrote:

“A Woman ! without her, man is nothng”. 😀

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_/”_K죣

Jab rat ko koi tum per char

Jab rat ko

koi Tum per

char jey,

Apni Monchoon

se Tum ko

chomay

Or

Apni Balon wali

Tangen Tum

par pherey

To

Samajh jana ye

Sala

LAL BAIG

hy..

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU.

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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: Poora Under Gaya?

GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan

BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na?

GIRL:Haan Thora Thora.

Boy: Oye Maqsood

Baji Ko 8 Number Wala Joota Dikha

Hello hi how r u

HELLO!

hi !

how r u ?

k se ho?

sab khair hai!

Maze me ho?

tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe,

Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe,

Main to yun chup hon k andar se bohat khali hon,

Aur sab log pur-israr samajhte hain mujhe,

Main badaltay huay halaat main dhal jata hon,

Dekhne walay adakaar samajhte hain mujhe,

Wo jo us paar hain un k liye is paar hon main,

Wo jo is paar hain us paar samajhte hain mujhe,

Naik logon mei muje naik gina jata hai,

Aur gunahgar gunahgar samjhte hain mujhe!

When an apple is green it ready

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!

& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…

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NADRA I D CARD …or kiya?

Hamesha ganda he sochna…..:-)

Jb b milti ho agay jhuk jati

Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho

Krne salam adab ka

Q mou mai le k choosti ho

Kinara apni Naqab ka

Q kisi se

Krwana chahti ho kam koi sawab ka

Mangta ho to deti nhi ho

Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai

Rom rom jazbat ka

Q kehti ho dheray se dalo

Balon mein phool

gulab ka.

Ya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??

Wo MotA sA,

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

NArAM-NArAM

UpEr sE CoVEr…

NEvEr??

JhooT boLTE ho?

KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

Moonh meetha karna hai toh k

Moonh meetha karna hai toh??

K

K

K

K

K

Ki

Ki

Ki

Ki

Ki

Kis

Kis

Kis

kis

kis

kiss

kiss

Kissh-Mish KHAAO! 🙂

Jab sey tumhain jana hai jab paaya

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

jab sey tumhain paaya hai,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,

Ta k poochhu rab say

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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai…

Kafi der tak wo apnay hath se

KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,

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AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA…

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TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!…

Yad karo wo din jab tum ne

Yad Karo Wo Din Jab Tum Ne Shalwar Utari Or Ultay Let Gaye Or Thora Sa Andar Janay pr tum ronay lagay

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. Doctor Ne Kaha Bus Beta injection Lag Gya.

Uffo kia krte ho dur hat jao

Uffo kia krte ho

Dur hat jao

Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?

Aqal nahi hy kya?

Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p…

Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya

Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya





-Usay Apne jism se lagaya





-Usay agay le kar chala





Apne bed k pas le ja kar side me

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TABLE ko rakh diya!…

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

boy: me 20 yrs ka hon.

tum kitne ki ho?

Girl: Me B 20 ki

Boy: to phir chalen?

Girl: kahan?

Boy: Bed room me

GirL: Q?

Boy: ho jae aik Twenty 20 ka match.

Uff plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

dabao naa, zara zor se

aisa karo apni shirt nikalo

apni pant bhi nikal do

meri saadi bhi nikal do

ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa

bahut tight hai plz.

aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,

ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

Last night i wanted to send u

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down… …

1apni wife ki hr roz leni chahiye

1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye

KHABAR

2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH

3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye

PAIR

4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF

5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!

Whats an average 6 inch long

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

If Dey Dnt

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

Fill in the blanks 1boos 2

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S

2. _ _NDOM

3.F_ _ K

4.P_ N_S

5.PU_S_

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Ans

1.BOOKS

2.RANDOM

3.FORK

4.PANTS

5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P 😉

Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy

KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??

Wo MotA sA,

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

NArAM-NArAM

UpEr sE CoVEr…

NEvEr??

JhooT boLTE ho?

KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon

dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala…

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)

Mera bohat lamba tha.

(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka

The real art of conversation is not

The Real Art Of Conversation

Is Not Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Time,

But Also To Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing

At The Tempting Moment.

1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga

1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga

bv:aj kal 2 pee rahe ho

shohar:dost ki yad aa rahi he, 1 meri & 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad wo admi 1 peene laga

bv:dost ko bhool gaye

shohar:are bewaqoof mein ne chorr di he.

Girls misuse it anger robs models

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That’s SMILE

Keep Smiling..

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA

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BHARWA

BHARWA

BHARWA

jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi

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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P 😉

Which part of a mans body has

Which Part Of A

Man?s Body

Has No Bone

Full Of Veins

Loves Pumping

And Responsible 4

Making LOVE

It?s HEART..

There are only 5 things we need

There are only 5 things we need in life:

Good friends, Good job

Good food, Good sleep

&

? GOOD _ UCK ?

whatever u are thinking..

That?s right..!…

Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na

Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga..

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Tere Dil Se Mera Khyal Jani..

Tm Ne Auron K B Pakry Hongy, Aaj Mera Bhi Pakar K Dekho

Apne Haath Mn..

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Mera Haath Jani..

Yaad Hy Kysa Choosaya Tha Kmry Mn..

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Aam Ka Achaar Jani..

Ab Jhuko To Daalon Tujh Mn..

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Phoolon Ka Haar Jani.. 😉

5 inch ka hai size normal

5 inch ka hai

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Size normal hai

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Mazboot hai

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Ziada mota bi nahi hai

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2 larkian dekh chuki hain

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Lena hai to bolo

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Mera NOKIA N96…

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho jawab

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA

Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

Fill in the blanks 1boos 2

Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S

2. _ _NDOM

3.F_ _ K

4.P_ N_S

5.PU_S_

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Ans

1.BOOKS

2.RANDOM

3.FORK

4.PANTS

5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P 😉

i am ur colgate

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

Rue love is like a pillow u

rue Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Hugli dugli bugli ugly bus

Hugli Hugli

Dugli Dugli

Bugli Bugli (

Ugly Ugly Bus…….

Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!