Collection of Double Meaning SMS Messages

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Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection


Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”


How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ?
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Happily Married. . . ;->...


chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.


Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->...


A Simple Logic:

Human=eat+work+sleep
+enjoy

Donkey=eat+work+sleep

Ther4
Human=donkey+enjoy
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Human-enjoy=donkey

i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey...


HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up* ...


Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
& saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . . ;->...


dil chahta hai k kha
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->


What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive



Read more: Adult Sms - Part 4


1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai

Kya haal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:
Thiek hun

Phr awaz aai
Kya kr rahy ho?

Admi:zaruri kaam se betha hun

Phr awaz aai
Main aa jaun?

Admi aur ghabra k bola:
Nhi nhi main akela hi theek hun.

Phr awaz aai


Acha yaar main tmhain baad me call krta hun
Abi koi ullu ka patha sath wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwab day raha hai...!!


HELLO!



hi !



how r u ?




k se ho?




sab khair hai!





Maze me ho?




















tum ne jawab nhi diya.,....;->...


Hath me lo


Ab thook lagao

Ab kapde se rub karo


Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho


Ab pura hath ghuma k
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BOWLING karao!!!...


Mai or woh

Oooooo....
Hum dono akele

Oooooo...
Raat ka wqt

Ohho....
Barish shru

Ohhhoooo...
Dono Bheegy huay

Wah g

Kampte huay badan
Oooooo...

Wo pas aya

Ohh God
Dil ghabraya

Haaye...
Sansain tez

Oooh
Ohh plz kuch kar na day

Aur paas aya

Haaye pihr kiya


Us ne mu khola aur..

Aur

Aur



Aur
Bola wo wo
Ha ha ha ha......


Uffff
Kya
Karr
Rahe
Ho?
Plz
Aisa
Mat
Karo
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Please
Mat
Karo
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Maine
Kaha
Na
Plz
Aisa
Nahi
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Aur
Mat
Dabao
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are
Neeche
Kyun
Jaa
Rahe
Ho??
Maine
Kaha
Ho
Jayega
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Plz
hu
Jayega
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Aheste
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Kaha
Tha
Mat
Karo
Aisa
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Ab
Ho
Gaya
Na
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Message
Khatam
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Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon,
Din raat maaroon,
Subho-wa-shaam maaroon,
1 jaga 8/10 maaroon,
Maarta rahun,
Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun...


5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo app ko day pehlay se zaida maza sakun or aram ki zamanat life time gurantee k sath


master ka molti foam


Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

Then...?

Press Ur Lips...

Against Her Lips


&


Drink Sprite.
Laga Na
Lemon Ka Jhatka?...


Girl: Aaj 'Rose Day' Hai Na?
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Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena

Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain


Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?s Number.

He WilL Tel U Everything. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
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TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi






Papa:-...



1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.'Mobile mai SIM CARD'>...


Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




Ki





Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P


; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""")
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$pecia


Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a

Nice Drink
?COCA COLA?
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-)
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Yar Tumhen karne ka Maza Hi kuch Or Hy
(YAAD)

Mera Dekh kar Tum Khush Bahut Hote Ho
(Message)

Sirf Ek Do Jaga Se Hi karwaya Karo
(Easy Load)

Abhi Tum Ne Mera Dekha Hi kahan Hy
(Pyar)


KUCH NAHI






keh dya na KUCH NAHI




YAR kya ho gaya?




KUCH NAHI hai




PACHHTAO ge TUM!




Bohat DHEET ho!





Ab shauK se padho





"KUCH NAHI"...


Bohat Bohat mubarak ho!


confused?


tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega?

mujhe to usi waqt pata chal gaya tha, jab ye msg mila...
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"Delivered"...


pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai?

TT: 9 baje

pathan: Maale Gaadi?

TT: 1 baje

pathan: Local?

TT: 12 baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
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pathan: Patri Cross kerni hai...


Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main




"BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-) :-D...


Wada karo:

Wada karo

K

Tum

Zindagi

Ki

Har

Cheez

Mujh

Se

Share

Karoge

Wada karo

Khushi

Ghum

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan

Tak

K

Balance bhi!;-)
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Ur Best

Ur Unforgetable

Ur so cute

Ur Great

Ur so sweet

Ur so Intelligent

Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..!
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Wo kya hai?
Jo kabhi kabhi sidha hojata hai or kabhi latak jata hai?
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'M O N K E Y'
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Aap ki soch ko Salaam ha...B-).


I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...


PEHLE KISS KRO,..

PIR PALANG PER LETA DO.

PIR CHADI UTAR DO.

PIR NICHE HATH LGAO......

AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU TO NHE KIYA NA!


GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.


EK TEACHER NY BRAZER NI PAHNA THA OR US K BLOUZ K 3 MA SY 2 BUTTON KHUL GY JSY DKH K 2 LRKY HANSNY LGY TEACHER NY KAHA HANSO MUT WARNA 2ONO KO BHAR NIKAL DOU GE


wife: bus karo rat k 12 bajese kar rahe ho or subah ke8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k

mere 8000 msg free hai.


1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai..

2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain.

3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat hAi. . ??...


Aik ganda msg sunaon? ?..
aik larka hota hy,
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wo keecharr myn gir jata hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-)
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train me mawali bola:
'nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he'

khan sb:
'um utare gi, so jao'

mawali:
'hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna'

khan sb:
'be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi'

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:
'kotri door he?'

koi bola:
'wo to piche reh gya'

mwali:
abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,
mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:
'khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?'

pathan:
'choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha'


?hocklaty & ?runchy Outside

?reamy & Whitish Inside

Guess Wat It Is?






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?OCKROACH!

Aya Na Munh Ma Pani?...


BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)


Match lo
petrol lo

Bathroom mn jao
or apni gaand ko aag lagado

jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka kya faida ha ha ha ha ha


Saturday ko free rhna Koi program mt bnana Im cmng 2meet u tumhe kahin le jana hai Plz mna mt krna or kisiko btana mt k tumhe
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POLIO DROP Pilani hai....


Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .

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I Am Missing U.

I Am Missing U.

I Am Missing U.

Don?t Believe!

See I Am On Journey And

U R Not With Me,

It Means U R Missing.
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TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn't Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->...


if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line?

1=5
Moral - if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrolling, think!

Ans is 1. Remember the First Line?

1=5
Moral - Don?t Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
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My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until
I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U
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nhe Tou Paise Waste Ho Jaenge na? ;->
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1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain/

Larki :
chup..!!!

Larka :
Batao Na plz:p

Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!

Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
Bachay Shararti hote ain.

Moral :-
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .


"I f

O u r

C o n s t i t u t i o n

A l l o w s

U s

F r e e

S p e e c h

Than

W h y

A r e

T h e r e

P h o n e

B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
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Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy
Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay
to..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To...
VICKS ki goli lu...


Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai??

Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda hai?
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'Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy?






Tu rasi khali ho jati ha,
takey new kprey sukhany k ly jaga ban jaye...
Tm kia samjy,


Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away!

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U can open things in the night!...


One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D


Kal jab me tumhare ghar k samne se ja rha tha to...

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to kya. Ghar k agay se guzar gya aur tumhe pata bhi nahi chala...;->...


A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...


A girl ask to Qari sb.
wo kya hai jo
cow k pas 4 or
mere pas 2 hain

Qari sb = legs

Girl= wo kya hy jo tmhari pent may hy
or meri pent may nai

Qari sb = Paisy

Girl= Wo kya hy,jo log din ki
bjaye rat ko bed pe krte hain

Qari sb = Neend

Girl= Wo kya hai
jo larki 1st time krwaty hoay
pain feel krty
hoay roti hai

Qari sb = Kan may
sorakh

Girl=Wo kya hy
jo larki sirf
Shadi k bad he krti hy

Qari sb :saas Susar ki Khidmat

Qari sahab ki tarah mind saf rakha kro


Mera dard kesy wo janta
Meri bat kesy wo manta

Wo to khud fana k safar pe tha
Usy rokna b mahaal tha

Kahan jaogay mjhe chor kr
Me ye poch poch k thak gaya

Wo jawab mjhko na de saka
Wo to khud sarapa sawal tha

Dam-e-wapsi usy kya hua
Na wo roshni na wo tazgi

Wo sitara kesy bikhar gaya
Wo jo ap apni misaal tha

Wo mila to sadyon k bad b
Mere lab pe koi gila na tha

Usy meri chup ne rula dia
Jisay guftugu me kamal tha


Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo.

Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo

Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo

Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo

Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.

(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)


Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!...


Philosophy Of Life :

? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
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Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.


MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
Porany zamany main log apny mehboob ko chand kaha karty ty laken ab sharm se wo b nahi keh sakte

Q k

Us pe b ANGRAZ char gay hain.
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PUNCTUATION POWER:

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males
wrote:
"A Woman, widout her man, is nothing"

While,
All females wrote:
"A Woman ! without her, man is nothng". :D


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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center.
"Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl....


Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,

Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay

Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey

To
Samajh jana ye

Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..





(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ Lover
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
Prince”


I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...


A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...


HELLO!



hi !



how r u ?




k se ho?




sab khair hai!





Maze me ho?




















tum ne jawab nhi diya.,....;->...


My
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Tm
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Yani
Hm
Dono



Aj
Rat



Ko
2
Baje



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Bad



Akele
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Chup
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Bistar
Py



Lait
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Ek
Dosre
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Sms karainge.
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BOY: Poora Under Gaya?
GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan

BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na?

GIRL:Haan Thora Thora.

Boy: Oye Maqsood

Baji Ko 8 Number Wala Joota Dikha


A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...


Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe,
Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe,

Main to yun chup hon k andar se bohat khali hon,
Aur sab log pur-israr samajhte hain mujhe,

Main badaltay huay halaat main dhal jata hon,
Dekhne walay adakaar samajhte hain mujhe,

Wo jo us paar hain un k liye is paar hon main,
Wo jo is paar hain us paar samajhte hain mujhe,

Naik logon mei muje naik gina jata hai,
Aur gunahgar gunahgar samjhte hain mujhe!


5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun


chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay


fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..


When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…
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NADRA I D CARD …or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna…..:-)


You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…


AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?

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LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)...


Jb B milti ho agay jhuk jati ho

Krne salam adab ka

Q mou mai le k choosti ho

Kinara apni Naqab ka

Q kisi se
Krwana chahti ho kam koi sawab ka

Mangta ho to deti nhi ho
Jawab meri baat ka

Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbat ka

Q kehti ho dheray se dalo
Balon mein phool
gulab ka.
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MY
PRINCIPLE
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If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;-&gt;...


yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->


Some Basic Rules


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! ;-)...


Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot! ...


1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain


Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ?10 rupaye me
Chachi
ki Chat lo?....


Moonh meetha karna hai toh??

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Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
kis
kis

kiss
kiss

Kissh-Mish KHAAO! :-)
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Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!...


May kitna tm pay marta hun
Aur kitni mohabat krta hon
Bas ik shikayt hai tm sy
May jab bhi perhnay lagta hon
Tm chupky sy ajati ho
Aur aky mjhy behkati ho
Na jany kiya smjhati ho
Aur apny pas bulati ho
Yeh soch zra,Ae mairi jaan!
Kch kaam bhi hai is duniya ka.
Hr wqt ki chahat thek nahi
Aghosh tri to phir b sahi
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka
Ja aj mjhy tu perhnay dy
Ae NEEND ! Mjy kch krnay Dai ...


Intezar
Ek Taveel Intzar,

na Rat ka

na Din ka

na Suba ka

na Sham ka

na Sephr ka

na Dophr ka

na Is ka

na Uska

Intezar he to sirf,

?Light?ka;-)
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Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl's bathroom and touch her every where he likes?
A:Lifebouy Babar
'NEW UP'


Allah apko
Lambi balo wali

Neli anko wali

Gulabi honto wali

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Patli kamar wali

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.Khubsorat
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BAKRI

ata karay!AAMIN....


\LoveLY QUESTION//

Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain?

Or kitni der letay hain?

Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram se?

Jab Letay hain to us waqt tMhari halat kesi hoti hai?

Paseenay to zaror nikaltay hoon ge tumharay?

Main Light ki baat kr raha hon,

Reply zarOR krna jan|x.
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Road pe jate huwe KHALON (leather) k dher ko dekh k main ne socha
batao kia?

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Socho

yar so simple

?KHAL MAIN KABHI BAKRI THI?
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whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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tHiNk
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tHiNk
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itS eAZy
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stILL cOnFuSeD?
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Ok
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oH Its RAIN...!...


Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,



har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,

Ta k poochhu rab say

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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai...

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