Collection of Double Meaning SMS Messages

Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection


Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli (
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!


True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,

Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->...


It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.


Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota


A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?


'Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH


'Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D

'Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p


Arz Kia Hai...
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K
Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K
Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Loo
Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K


Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .


Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D





It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)


Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-


School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.


Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.


GF: Plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi...
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BF: tum 1000 lelo magar abhi de do :p


Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,


Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.


What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE


Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo...


If You Are Job Less ... !

Scroll ...



























































Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->...


In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!


Q : Batao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ?
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Ans: jb wo dhoop me khari ho. :-P
Hehehehehe meethi meethi batain meetha meetha Rio.:-p;-)


Shadi say pehlay,

Boy: Atlast wo din agaya,

Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay?

Boy: No way aisa sochna b mat

Girl: Wil u kiss me?

Boy: Yes

Girl: Tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi?

Boy: No not at all

Girl: do u love me?

Boy: Yes dear

Girl: Oh dear!!

Shadi k baad

Ab zArA uLta sms pArho....


Plz give me a 'KISS'

Shocked?


Daro mat

'KISS'

means- K=Koi
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send karo @


Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D


Time pass karna hy?

Khamoshi sy kichen my jaw

Cabnit my sy OiL nikalo

Kamry my ja k KAPRY utaro

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Purany kapry badal kar kichen my PAKORY banao
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Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami


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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...


Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena........Kya?
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abe haath.
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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..


HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?

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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.


Kya kya soch rahe ho.


'PAGAL'
Moo bund hota hai :-)


BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P


When I Go In I Might Cause Pain.......
I Cause U To Spit
&
Ask U Not To Swallow....
I Can Fill Ur Hole..... What Am I.........????







A Dentist.... ;-> ...


Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain?
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'Oye Tera Nam Yar'




Apne 2 hi shoq hen.




1. AchhA khana.




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2. AAp ki bajana.












NAhi nahi woh nahi sirf message ki Tone.
But i like the way u think :-)...


Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jaye,
aur apni moonchun se aapko chuye,
Apni baalon wali tangen aap pe rakhe,
To samajh jana k ye
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Cockroach hai :-)...


Girl
bas b karo.

Boy
kuch nahi hota
Girl
kisi ne dekh liya to

Boy
kuch nahi hoga
bas tm helo mt, sedhi raho
or
khol k rakho

Girl
bas bht ho gia
ab me or nahin karvaon gi

Boy
Plz
thora sa aur kar lene do

Girl
Acha jlde se kr lo

Boy
Thanks,

agar aaj tum muje paper na karwati
to main fail ho jata..

ek br pher slam teri soch ko.


1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped

Daughter In Law Died On Spot

How ?

Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
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College wali tight hoti hai
Office wali Pheeki..
Gharwali me taste nahi aata..
Hotel wali Mast Hoti Hai...
Par Chaey tau Chaey hai!;-


LARKA larki se:
Poora andar gaya?
Larki:
Ahhhh..Haan
Gaya

Larka:
Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai?

Larki:
Uuff...haan thori thori..

Larka:

Oye chotay..

Baji ko 8 number ka JOOTA dikha
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ye 7 nmbr wala JOOTA msg parhne wale k sar pe zor se maar

Ta k is ki soch or dimagh saaf ho


1 girl Coke pi rahi thi

k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or Bola 'MAA'
girl: main teri 'MAA' nhi hun
Machhr: aisa na bol MAA
main teri 'coke' se nikla hun..


I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain...


Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain


When a MANGO is Yellow It's ready to SUCK.
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When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.
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NADRA I.D CARD!
(Lekn tohadi soch nu slam)


Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum??
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss...


Question :
bivi ke Jism me Wo konsi Cheez hai Jise wo Dabane nahi deti aur admi
Subah 0 Sham dabana chahta hai ?

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Bolo,

socho !

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'Uska GALA'


Teri is soch ki wja say hi mulk k halaat khraab hain.


HONTON SAY CHOWA USNY EHSAS AB TK HY..
AANKHIN NUM OR SANSON MAIN AAG AB TAK HAI...
WAQT GUZAR GYA PR USKI YAD NAHI GAI.
UFF WO HARI MIRCH KA SWAAD AB TK HAI...


Garmi ki Waja se Bhenson ne Doodh kamm dena Shuru kr dia hai,
Darr hai k Doodh ki Shortage ho jaye gi,

Es liye Tamaam
GIRLS se Guzarish hai k is Mushkil Wqt me Hakumat ka sath dain,
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Aur Doodh Boil krte Wqt Zaaya Honay se Bachaain,

Kaka is dfa teri peri soch ko 51 topon ki salami
dhuz dhuz dhuz. .


BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch...... haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL:haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha


...*Adult sms 0nly who are 18+ can read this sms...
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Iss bar electi0n mai vote Imran khan ko dena...23*
think positive...23*


jub main mangta hun to tum daiti ni ho
jawab meri bat ka
jab main daikhta hun to khara ho jata hy
rom rom mery jazbat ka
aik din rakhny laga to choot gya
hath sy phool mery gulab ka
phir us ny pyar sy kaha dal do
balon main mery phol gulab ka .


dil karta hai le loon teri

(zulfon ki hawa)

par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai.

(Qadam tere ghar ki taraf)

meine us k andar dala?

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Usne kaha thora or dalo.

(Etmaad apne pyar ka)

Uski bohat tang thi.

(Ami mujh se)
Mera bohat lamba tha.
(Paimana-e-sabar)Ka
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Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get ...


sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!


sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.


sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.


SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME...


HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.


THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY...


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'ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!'


Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-)


Kamsin To Nahi Th, BharPoor Jawaan Thi Wo..

Jub Daalney Laga Mein, To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo..

Hua Dard Usay Itna, k Seh Na Saki Wo..

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr, Roney Lagi woh,

Taklif Itni Hui, Chilla k Boli Baahir Nikalo..






Please Barry Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.



21 topaan di salami!


kotri
'train me mawali bola:
'nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he'

khan sb:
'um utare gi, so jao'

mawali:
'hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna'

khan sb:
'be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi'

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:
'kotri door he?'

koi bola:
'wo to piche reh gya'

mwali:
abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,
mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:
'khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?'

pathan:
'choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha''


Did U Knw Dat

Whn Sum1 Annoys U

It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown

But

It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm Out

And


Smack Dat Bastard In The Head :P ;->...


Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.


A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain.

Papu:Legs.

Girl:Wo kya hy jo teri Pent mein hy or meri Pent me nahi?

Papu:Paisy

Girl:Wo kya hy jo Log Din ko nahi Raat ko Bister per kartey hain?

Papu:Neend.

Girl:Wo kya hai jo Larki 1st time Krwaty hue dard Feel karti hai?

Papu:Kaan me Chaid.

Girl:Wo kya hai jo Larki sirf Shaadi k baad he karti hai

Papu:Saas Susar ki Khidmat

Moral=Aap be apni soch Papu ki Tarha saaf Rakhein
Geo Papu,


U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my
waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI. ...


Some Basic Rules


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!


February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!



Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)


'Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
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BAkrA ... :p


BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga'


larka;
mujhy uss jaga hath lagao jahan huddi na ho.
larki; muskara k ...
ok tum nikalo main pakarti hon..
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ZUBAAN



abi tk teri soch nahi badli


Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-)




MAIN







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Bohat:-)



PIY...:-*




Piya...:-O





PIYARA HON....


Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai.
Thaky nahi?


Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din raat karunga Q k merey
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'SMS'
Free hain.


Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge


I as a Doc give up


I cant bear it any more


I tried everything 2make ur brain work


but failed


u won!


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Donkeys r really invincible!!!...


Zara sambhal k

zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana

waqt pe khana

waqt pe sona

apna khayal rakhna

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9 wan mahina chal raha hai na
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Choot

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Ab GAI SOAP k baray pack par 10 Rs ki "CHOOT"

DIRTY MIND :->...


Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,

Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,

chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

















NAAK SAAF ;->


Janeman

Janeman

Janeman

Jan-e-mann

Jan-e-mann

Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!
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Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye,

dost

Suna hai wo geelay kapray foran utaar deti hai?
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rassi se yar.

Aik bar phr teri soch ko 21 tupon ki salami


GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)


Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL


kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki tabeer
'meriii'
saray pesay lay k to madeenay nass jaoon


Zehrele
machhar,


Zehrele
naag,


Zehrele
keeray,



Zehrele
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Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe :-)...


Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-> ...


There are two types of people who are failures in life. ..

Those who do not listen to anybody
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those who listen to everybody


6 inch Ka Hy
Rang kala hy
Size Normal Hy
Mazboot Hy
Zyada Mota B nahi Hy
250 larkiyo ne B lia hy
Lena hy To Bolo
Full Masti me hy.
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Nokia C1-01NA PUTTAR NA,
SADAY SMS GANDAY NAI HOndey
tusi apny zehan saaf rakho.


Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy ?Life?.

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy ?Everything?
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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! ...


Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




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Bhains Ka ...=P;-):-P


Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. .

Chaat Wala: Ek Minute . . .

Larki: Jaldi Se Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai. . ;->...


Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro

Pagal :
Ok

Ldy doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro

Pagal:
Ok

Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bi utaro

Pagal:
Ok


Lady doc:







Or Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kapre Na PehnNa Ok.
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Aj phir Ap ki Soch ko 21 topon ki Salami.


Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .





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JOB



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"CRIME"...


jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay. jin kay pass nahi hota wo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hain. Batao kia?
dirty mind,
its tooth brush....


Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.


pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia












phir










phir







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kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!


Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha,

Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari......


PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha khubsurt tha.
PoLic=Bacha kahan hy?
Mujram=Janab Bacha khush hy aur msg pr raha hy.


Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U
Only n only U

U

U

And only U

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Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”


There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends, Good job
Good food, Good sleep
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” GOOD _ UCK ”
whatever u are thinking..
That’s right..!


Ooi
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Bara dard hai,
Mere iss SMS main,
Tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.


Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
.
Krna Tu SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro





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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
pRiNcE”


Don't take things in wrong sense when.
Dr says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist says:
keep it OPEN n WIDE!

Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!"; ...


In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!