Double Meaning SMS Collection

Is qadar teri yad me rota hun

Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , , , , is QADAR teri yad me rota hun, , k k RAT ko hath

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To… VICKS ki

Kothe par police ne chhapa mara

Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA, TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,, WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,, Us nE liNe mE eK

Sab kehte hain k 9 maheeno main

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai, Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai, . Aakhir Ye Kab

Admi ne train main gori ka rape

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya. Ad: Maine naam poocha tha,

Jab meri maut ho jayeto mera janaza

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena……..Kya? `

v ye ly ab

–( )v( )– Ye Ly Ab khud Mat Pahen Lena,Teri Girl frnd ka hy Rat Mere Pas Bhol Gae thi. . Chashma Hy Bewquf…!

1 larka or larki ki

*. .1 larka or larki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo k dosre din hi un ka bacha hua khana kharab hogya fridge

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar

Ek ganda msg sunao aik larka hota

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..? Aik Larka Hota Hai.. . . . . Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai.. . . . GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi

21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi ghatna. 7 Saal ki bachi ko us ke baap or bhai ne lekar bhut buri tarha se

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

6 inch ka hy rang kala hy

6 inch Ka Hy Rang kala hy Size Normal Hy Mazboot Hy Zyada Mota B nahi Hy 250 larkiyo ne B lia hy Lena

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat

Wo aaj pirh suba he chali gie

Wo aaj pirh Suba he chali gie Ma ne bari mushkel se tayyar ki Abi kam par jane he laga k wo pirh a

A boy n a girl boy

A boy n a girl: Boy: Jaan tm PASS ho gai ho munh he meetha krwa do. Girl: Kiss se krwaon ??? Boy: Haan

Main niyat karta houn k ajj

MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?! . . . . . . . . . .

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;-):-P

Perho dostou sirf or perhtay he

Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or perhtay he raho kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka Dil Gurday Dimagh Sub laga kr perho SMS

jaldi nikaalo na

oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..

Koi tou mile jaani jo de mera

‘Koi tou mile ‘Jaani’ jo de mera SAATH ‘Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! 😀 ‘Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge!

If you are job less

If You Are Job Less … ! Scroll … Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega … ;->…

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Hahahahaaaa..

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

A leaf which falls from d tree

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind, it goes wherever wind takes it.. be d wind 2 drive

Its very easy to hurt someoone and

its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ……sorry…..but its really very difficult to get hurt and say …..its ok i am fine

Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok

Did u knw dat whn sum1

Did U Knw Dat Whn Sum1 Annoys U It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown But It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm

Pls remind me 2 u about remindin

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the

Ur best unforgetable so cute great

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

Aap se aik special bat karni hai

Aap se Aik Special Bat Karni hai Koi Paas To nahi Zara akely ho Jao or Kisi Ko Na btana Warna Koe Bhi Masla

Kuch larkian ahista deti hain kuch

Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay or

Hello hi how r u

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

A little girl whn askd her name

A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-“I’m Mr. David’s Daughter” Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-“I’m Jenifer David”

Wot letters r missin in hrt ea

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick

There are two types of people who

There are two types of people who are failures in life. .. Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to

I go in hard come out soft

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

Boy mn 18 sal ka hon aur

BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga’

Btao wo kya chez ha jo to

Btao wo kya chez ha jo ha to tmhari Lekin Hmesha dosre lete hain? . . . . .. . . . . .

Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat

BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi . . . . Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat

Train me 1 larke ne cigarete jalai

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k Dhuwai’n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy Larka

Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Crime doesnt pay does that

Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Topa topa kharid lo sardiyan aagayi

,,,,,TOPA,,,,, . . . . . . . TOPA KHARID LO SARDIYAN AAGAYI HAIN. KYA SAMJHE Tum To Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna. Shoqeen Insan.

Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki

Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …

Catch her by waist bring home

Catch her by her waist Bring her home Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a Nice

Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Kamsin to nahi th bharpoor jawaan thi

Kamsin To Nahi Th, BharPoor Jawaan Thi Wo.. Jub Daalney Laga Mein, To Thori Pareshan Thi Wo.. Hua Dard Usay Itna, k Seh Na

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I as a doc give up

I as a Doc give up I cant bear it any more I tried everything 2make ur brain work but failed u won! I

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! …

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai

Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai. Jabap hon or m hon or humary choty choty pyary pyary cute cute nany munny sharti sharti

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain

Zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chizain mat uthana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna khayal rakhna Q k 9 wan mahina chal raha

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Chachi to bhatija hum chaat ki dukan

Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k ?10 rupaye me Chachi ki Chat lo?….

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai . . Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai . . Raat me lo to mazay

Baniya gave matrimonial add 4 his daughter

Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center. "Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh’s Highest Paid Call Girl….

Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon

Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . . . . . . . Double sawari yar..

Girl aaj rose day hai na

Girl: Aaj ‘Rose Day’ Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or

Pehly hath mein lo phir mou me

Pehly hath mein lo Phir mou me lo Phir thook lagao Phir seedha kero Or andar ghusao KITNA MUSHKIL KAAM HY SUI ME DHAGA

Feeling bored wondering what to do

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your book from your bag and

Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To Woh Kaise? Ldka Ldki Se Kehta Hello Madam – – PAPPI

Newz reporterap ka best cricketer kon hai

Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai. Nergis: YUHANA Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi….

Our frndship means so much 2 me

Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life

5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot

5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain, lena hai to bolo, mera LG

Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots On It. GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt? . . . BOY:Yes I Like

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do: Patna kahan par hai? Larki-India mein Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur

Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he Doc: dawai khali thi kya Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi Doc:I

Lovely question wapda walay din me

\LoveLY QUESTION// Wapda walay din me tumhari kitni baar letay hain? Or kitni der letay hain? Jhatkay mar mar k letay hain ya aram

Why is there a gate around cemeteries

Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay

Aj hum aap se dil ki baat

Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-) MAIN Aap Se Bohat:-) PIY…:-* Piya…:-O PIYARA HON….

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut

I love you k speling

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Bohat mubarak ho confused tum kya

Bohat Bohat mubarak ho! confused? tum kya samjhe mujhe pata nahi chalega? mujhe to usi waqt pata chal gaya tha, jab ye msg mila…

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U Only n only U U U And only U Now I m thinking abt V .

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think.. Ans is

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :Chal Bakri bn ! Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay? Bona:

chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon

Im not under d affluence of incohol

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker

My or tm yani hm dono

My Or Tm Tm Or My Yani Hm Dono Aj Rat Ko 2 Baje K Bad Akele Me Chup K Se Bistar Py Lait

1 lrki zor sy gana ga rhi

1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi MJHAY RANG DAY. MJHAY RANG DAY. MJHAY RANG DAY. Lrki ki maa ne usay boht

Girl bas b karo boy kuch

Girl bas b karo. Boy kuch nahi hota Girl kisi ne dekh liya to Boy kuch nahi hoga bas tm helo mt, sedhi raho

Allah apko ghark kry

ALLAH Apko GhArk kry. ?~?~?~? ~?~?~? ?~?~?~? . . , . . , Khushyo k Gehry SmAndAr me K Jis ki Gehr?yo tAk kAbi

There are two type of people in

There are TWO type of people in this world:- 1st those who ‘Lead the Life’.., And 2nd those who ‘Are leaded by Life’……

Aadhi raat ko 1 sunsan sarrak par

AADHI RAAT KO 1 SUNSAN SARRAK PAR 1 LARKI KHARI THI, LAGTA THA K KISI KA INTIZAR KAR RAHI HAI, USI LAMHE LARKI KO

Question why do girls close their

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi

Whats an average 6 inch long

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think POSITIVE

Sng e marmr se trasha gora badan ufff

Sng-e-Marmr Se Trasha Gora Badan Ufff….. Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska.., Honto Se Lgao To Kashish Kaisi Hai, Paa G Ye KULFI Cheez Hi

Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha

Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele pan ka khatra Phr mujy mila Bs rs 20

Hi jaan nikal rahi hai

Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

Zehrele machhar naag keeray kutte

Zehrele machhar, Zehrele naag, Zehrele keeray, Zehrele kutte . . . . . . Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote