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1. dard ke baad dua na ho jaana

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2. Lrki apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k

Lrki! apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k baad sms pe kesy mnati hai: 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plz 3rd Hour: plz bs 1 dfa baat kro 4th Hour: Plz reply jan 5th Hour: Plz itna naraz mt ho. 6th Hour: Iam sorry i will die agr tm ne baat nai ki… 7th Hour: […]

3. Do chaar lufz keh k mein khamosh

Do chaar Lufz keh k’ Mein Khamosh hogaya.. Wo muskura k boLey ‘Bohat BoLtay ho Tum’!

4. It is said that if grl close

It is said that if grl close hr eyes, she see d person she love the most & when boys do that, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Slide-Show begins. :-P.

5. Hua hai aapke haathon to is main

Hua Hai Aapke Haathon, To Is Main Kya Buraai Hai. . Hamari Aarzuon Ka Kahin To Khoon Hona Tha.

6. Tum bin jiya jaye kaise saddion se

Tum Bin Jiya Jaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaye Tum Bin Saddion se Lambi Hain Raatain Saddion se Lambe Howe Din Aajo Lout Kar Tum Yeh Dil Kehraha hai Phir Sham Tanhayee Jaagi Phir Yaad Tum Aarahe Ho Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai Phir Hum Ko Tarpa Rahe Ho Iss Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mailay Hain […]

7. Arz kia ha abi taza shyr

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8. Unhone apna kabhi banaya hi nahi

Unhone Apna Kabhi Banaya Hi Nahi, Jhoota Hi Sahi Pyar Dikhaya Hi Nahi. Galtiyan Apni Maan Bhi Jate, Par Kya Kare,Kasoor Hamara Hume Unhone Bataya Hi Nahi,

9. Jab panchi sarey uddh jayien har simt

jab panchi sarey uddh jayien. Har simt andhera cha jay, jab guzri batain yaad ayein, Aur beetey lamhe tarpaein, mat tanha tanha ghabrana, Tum pass HAMARE aaajana.

10. Ye wo pakistan hy jisne afghanistan ki

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12. I smoke for a few days nd

I smoke for a few days nd got addicted to it. bt i’m studying since i was 3…. y the hell i’m not getting addicted to it

13. Jb hm khud k liye pak daman

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14. 0ne hand on pen the other phone

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15. Hamein zindagi mai aur kisi cheez ki

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16. Samny munzil thi pechy uski awaz

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17. Husun walo ko kia zarorat hy sanwarny

“Husun waLo ko kia Zarorat hy Sanwarny ki dosto. Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat ki Ada rakhty Hain.”

18. Its relay hard to wait for the

its relay hard to wait for the right person in your life Especially when the wrong ones are so cute…..

19. When u study 5 to 6 hours

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20. Girl 1 iam in love g2

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21. Pappu dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge

Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan. Dadi-Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge. Pappu-Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge. Dadi-Nhi Beta Jb 2mhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge Pappu-Fir Ap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5 […]

22. Dont misunderstand the person who shows anger

Do’nt misunderstand the person who shows “ANGER” on you, Because… Anger is the most easiest & Childish way to express the ” Deep Love”

23. Milnay ki gharz ho to chalay aatay

MILNAY KI GHARZ HO TO CHALAY AATAY HAIN APNO KI TRAH, GHALIB..! DIL BHAR JAYE TO JAWAAB DENA BHI GAWAARA NAHI KARTAY LOAG..!

24. Those people who sacrificed their money time

Those People Who Sacrificed Their Money, Time, Sleep, …Family, Food, Laughter were called Saints. But Now A Days They r called ‘BOY FRIENDS’ … 😉

25. Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai! Mat jao! Plz mat jao! * + Daikh liya? Hogaye tasalli?

26. Ut ruk jae mari dharkan to

UT ‘RUK JAE MARI DHARKAN TO MOUT NA SAMJHNA $$$$$SANA$$$$ KAI BAAR AIESA HUA HAY TUMHEN YAAD KARTE KARTE.

27. A girl can wait for the right

A Girl can Wait for the Right Man to Come Along, . But in the Meantime . . . That Still doesn’t Mean She can’t Have a Wonderful Time With all the Wrong Ones. 🙂

28. Nazar mein zakhme tabassum chupa k mila

*Nazar Mein Zakhm_e_ Tabassum Chupa Chupa K Mila, Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujh Se Muskura K Mila, Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat, Sitam Zareef Mujhe Aaina Dikha K Mila, Mere Mizaj Pe Hairaan Hai Zindagi Ka Sha’oor, Main Apni Maut Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila.,,,!!!

29. 1 admi ne nargis ko goad

1 Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mei kitna kama leti ho? Nargis:Rs.50,000 Admi:Sach bta? Nargis:ROZI ky adey main baithi hn Jhot thori BOLOUN ge.

30. Ik charsi mazaar pe jaa kar duaa

Ik CHARSI Mazaar pe jaa Kar Duaa kar raha tha: ‘Mera Prize Bond har Soorat Men Nikalna chahiye’ Jaissay hi wo Mazaar se bahir aya, kisi ne us ki Jaib se Prize Bond Nikaal lia. Wo doubara Mazaar par gia Aur bola: ‘BABA GEE Pehle Puri Gull Samaj lia Karo tay fair Action Leyaa Karo…! […]

31. Kainat k sary rang rangon phool pholon

*~KaiNat K SarY Rang RangoN K SarY PhooL PhoLon Ki SaRi KhushBu KhushBu Ki SarY KhusHi KhusHi K Hr LamHe R in LamhoN sY BharPur ZindGi ki DUA Sirf Ap K Naam:-)

32. Girl to techr ye pyar kya hota

Girl to techr: ye pyar kya hota ha? Techr, jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bno gi to tumy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga Girl, Achhi na bni tu? Techr: tu boht sare mile ge.

33. Dabe mein daba kharghosh uncle nae ankh

dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh, uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh……:)

34. agar wo jan jaate meri betabi

‘ AGAR WO JAN JAATE MERI BETABI KA SABAB ‘ IMRAN ‘ TO MUJHE UNSE NAHI’ UNHE MUJHSE MUHABBAT HOTI ‘

35. We always feel that life of others

WE ALWAYS FEEL THAT LIFE OF OTHERS IS BETTER THEN OURS…, BUT WE ALWAYS FORGET THAT WE ARE ALSO OTHERS FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

36. Pehley aap taiz barish ki tarah sms

Pehley aap Taiz Barish ki tarah sms krte they phir rim jhim ki tarah hue or phir kabhi kabhi boonda baandi ki tarah Lekin yeh KHUSHK SALI kab se?

37. Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called ‘PART OF LIFE’, But smiling in all those situations is called ‘ART OF LIFE’.

38. Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye.,,.

39. Jis nay tujhay teray aeib bataiy agar

“Jis Nay Tujhay Teray Aeib Bataiy Agar Tujhey Aqal Ho Tu Beshak Us Nay Tujh Per Ehsan Ki Inteha Kardi”.

40. Aik aadmi doosray se bhai ye khushi

Aik Aadmi Doosray Se: Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon Kya Hota Hai ? Doosra Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)

41. Aapko hum sirf aapko ary aapko

Aapko Hum. Sirf Aapko. Ary Aapko, Han Aapko, Han han aapko, Baba aapko, Only aapko, Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko, Humesha Tang Karengay.

42. Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to bharny deta,,, Kaash wo gull mery haathon pe bikharny deta… Aur b zakhm gawara thy mujhy us se magr,,, Pehly maazi k wo kuch zakhm to bharney deta.. Main ne kb us se gilla krny ko kholi thi zuban Kaash wo shaks mujhy baat to krny deta Mera […]

43. Ek kanwaari larki pehli baar larkay se

Ek Kanwaari Larki, Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili…. . . . . . . , . . . Msg Ka Baqiya Hissa RAMZAN k Baad:

44. A boy loved a girl sincerely and

‘A boy loved a girl sincerely and never looked at any 0ther girl’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Can u imagine that’?? ::P

45. My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce a baby! *Hardworking man*

46. Koi lerki humay thukra de to gham

koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,, koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,, Arey us lerke ki maa ki.. * * * * * * KISMAT PHOOTI JIS K DAMAD HUM NAHI :p

47. Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne wja

Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne ki wja? . . Mobile?? Media? Internet? nhi Matric ki Urdu Ghazlen 😉 Ache se Ache Bache ko Aashiq Bana deti hain 😛

48. Pakistan ki hifazat krain

Pakistan ki hifazat krain . . . . . . .. .. . . Q K . . . . . .. . . . . . . Ap sab k ‘Dulhanay’ Aur ‘Dulha’ Yahiin se Milenge.. 😉 Silent msg 4 all boys.

49. Ab shikwa krte ho hm se k

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil Gae? Mangi Thi Tum Se ‘Chapstick’ Aur Tum Humain ‘Elfee’ De Gae.;-) ( ‘=’ ) /! Ae changa nai kita tussi.!!

50. A stupid guy thought dat lol

A stupid guy thought dat ‘lol’ means ‘lots of luv’ so he type a following text to his gf . . . . .. . . . . . U r da only girl in ma life…..’lol’..:p

51. Somewhere some1 s surely made for u

sOmEwhErE sOmE1 ¡S sUrEly mAdE fOr u…..:) . & . GOD hAs dEcidEd a pErfEct tImE, tO mAkE u mEEt thAt pErsOn.. . . . Till thEn . . . . . eNj0y w¡D mE. .

52. Respect old graduated people they highschool

‘Respect oLd graduated peopLe: They graduated highschooL without Google or Wikipedia’:-P

53. December tum na jana hamen chhor kar

December Tum Na Jana Hamen Chhor Kar. December Agar Tum Chale Gae Toh! . . . . School Khul Jae Ge..!!!!! 🙁

54. When i smoke i feel ashamed n

‘When I smoke, i feel ashamed n then i look at the cigarette and think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory, their dreams and hopes.’ If i don’t smoke, they wil be jobless.. Live 4 Da 0therz! N0t 0nly f0r urslf! HEART TOUCHING LINES BY NOORA CHARSI 🙂

55. Piyar k 2 andaz hote

Piyar K ( 2 ) Andaz Hote Hain..? 1 . Piyar pana 2 . Piyar karna Piyar pane K Liye Bachi Chahiye ‘ Or ‘ Piyar karne K Liye ‘Jaga’

56. Life never changes only our thought

Life never changes Only our thought changes For example: Bachpan mai dar lagta tha aur ab phat jati hai :-D!

57. Kya faida yahan duniya me itni sari

Kya faida yahan duniya me itni sari larkiyoon ka : . Faraz . Hasti sab hain.. . Phansti aik bi nahi

58. Jo kehte the hmain tm manngo to

Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai… Jan|X Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain

59. Height of bahaduri arrive h0me late

Height of bahaduri arrive h0me late, m0bile in hand, typng msg, singng a s0ng & m0m waitng for u wid a JHAROO & u say Hey m0m ! Abi tak safaai chal rhi hai?:-D

60. Listen carefully sirf aik baar message ko

listen carefully Sirf Aik Baar Message Ko Parhna Hai Aur Question Ka Answer Dena Hai iTs Aa Challenge Yaad Rahe K Message Sirf 1 Baar He Parhna Hai Baqi Aap Ki imandari 1 + 5 + 3 – 2 + 8 + 6 – 5 + 5 – 6 + 14 + 28 + 21 […]

61. When someone shut their door on u

When someone shut their door on u, thn make them realize that… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Kundi darwazay k 2no taraf hoti hai’ :-p 😉 B-)

62. Everyday starts with some expectations but

‘everyday starts with some expectation’s..’ but everyday ends with some experience’s..’

63. Facebook story add as a friend

FACEBOOK STORY : Add as a friend ” Approve ” Write something on wall ” Intro ” Everyday chatting ” Ask phone number ” Texting ” Calling ” Meet ” Express love ” Couple ” Hangout ” Missunderstanding ” Fight ” Breakup ” Unfriend ” Block THE END

64. A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was still crying after 2 weeks. When asked: Why he still crying? He said: My Mother-in-law missed the bus !!!

65. Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo

Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo Rat Din Subha Sham Sotay Jagtay Khatay Peetay Uthtay Bathtay Atay jatay Mera Tay Hasa e ni rukdi.

66. Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai

Mere MOBILE ka accident hogaya hai Wo ‘SAMSUNG’ Hospital k ‘MOTOROLA’ Ward me hai ‘DR.NOKIA’ ka kehna hai k SMS ki bottle chahiye Plz SmS karo mera MOBILE ‘I.C.U’ me hy;-(

67. He broke my heart i his

He broke my Heart , I broke his Apple iphone 32GB . . . . . . . . . App Khud soch sakty hain Kon ziyada Roya hoga 😛

68. To every girl suffering from many friends

To every girl suffering from many friend’s request … . . . . . . . put your real picture !!!!!

69. Arzz keya hai na jeenay ki tammana

Arzz keya hai.. Na JEENAY ki tammana hai na marne ka khof, The number u have dialled is powerd off… (”,) I_( / wah wah mai poet ban geya.

70. Khobsurat log lazmi nahi k acchay

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho, LEKIN…. ACCHAY LOG Hamesha KhobsooratHoty hain. Jaisy k Aap…? Meri misaal lylijye,!

71. Indian hum ne apni beauty queen

Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge? pakistani: Melody Queen NASEBO LALL ::-))

72. Zindagi ne diye hain bary dh0ky

Zindagi ne diye hain bary dh0ky . . . . . Chalo mitti pa0, Its 0k …*?

73. Us k abu pas 10 marlay 2

Us K Abu K Pas 10 Marlay K 2 Plat Hain; ‘F a r a Z….’ Phir B Kehti Hai.. ‘Zara C Dil Me Dy Jagah Tu’ (‘.’) /) ( _/’/_ BHUKHI. . .

74. Dunya me 1 dil aisa bhi hy

Dunya me 1 Dil Aisa bhi hy jo Hr Subha Hr Shaam Hr Raat Hr Pal Hr Lamha Sirf aur Sirf Aap k liay hi Dharakta hy.. Aur wo hy Apka Apna DIL. Taaliyan . . .;-)

75. Life is full 0f trials pain

*Life is Full 0f trials, Pain & Difficulties. *Whenever u fall Down, *Just stand Up, B Confident & Say: (.”) /))_/_ ShukARr Ay kisay Ny Waikhya Nae..

76. Im not sad for being single

I’m not sad for being single,, rathr :-O I’m thinking of her who is single bcz of me:-p . . . Aaaawwwh.. ‘bechaarii’ 😉 bhatak raHi h0 gi..

77. Toot jaye ga teri ana ka mehal

Toot Jaye Ga Teri Ana Ka Mehal Us Waqt. ‘Aey dost’ Jab Mile Gi Khabar Tuje K Mene tujse zyada Pyari Bachi set ki he. (‘,)/ /)) // Chal Nikal Shabash…-)

78. Hand washing day r al fr3ndx tdy

.::.’//.::HAND WASHING DAY::.//’.::. !}€@.R AL!_ FR!3ND.¤X T¤D@Y. I.Z H@Nd WA$[=]ING DAY S0 FR!€NDX WA$H Y0U.R HAN!} W!T[=] L!FEB0Y.S0AP….! THANK Y0U…….!

79. Koi to hota mai jis k dil

KOI TO HOTA…. mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA….. jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

80. Boy kya mai tmhara mobile dekh skta

Boy: Kya Mai tmhara mobile dekh skta hu? Girl: Han kiun nahi ik mint. *Inbox all Marked & deleted. Sent item all Marked & deleted. Call history all Marked & deleted Call log all Marked & deleted* Ye lo dekh lo, Tumhay tu mujh par shak hi rehta hay!.

81. Mai bewafa tha to kiun chor gaya

Mai bewafa tha to kiun chor gaya mujh ko As wo jo bawafa tha to wafa mujh se krta.

82. Mout ki arzo b kr daikhon

Mout ki arzo b kr daikhon Kia umeedain thi zindagi se mujhe.

83. When words are not enough to

When words are not enough… to express ur feelings …… Don’t u think , u r in luv….. You just need to join ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE .

84. 3 men were in prison a rapist

3 men were in Prison: A Rapist, A Psycho & A Gay. Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will fuck it hard till it Dies! Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will fuck it till I die! … Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: *Meeoowww*

85. Aj apne dil k darwazy khol2

Aj apne ‘DIL’ k darwazy ‘KHOL’2 Jo kuch hai’DIL’ me bas’BOL’2 Agar’HAMARA’ sms krna’ACHA’Nhi lgta To ap ko ‘Qasam’Hai isi ‘Waqt’ apna (Mobile) torr 2,…

86. Boht door hai hamare ghar se

Boht Door Hai Hamare Ghar Se, Tumhare Ghar Ka Kinara.. Par Hum Hawa Ke Har, Jhonke Se Poch Lete Hain, Ke Kiya Haal Hai Tumhara..??

87. Loving urself is common but caring

Loving Urself Is Common But Caring 4 Some1 Can b Magnanimous Coz U Mi8 Nt Remembr A Small Act Of Caring But It Mi8 b d Brightest Moment In Some1’s Life (=…

88. The four looks of life i

The four looks of “LIFE” i) Look back and get experience ii) Look forward and see hope iii) Look around and see reality iv) Look within and feel confident! …

89. Best diplomatic lines for the person you

Best diplomatic lines for the Person you hate the Most “Its not that i hate u, but its like. If u were on fire and i had water, i would prefer drinking it” =P …

90. Measuring life by wht others do 2

Measuring life by wht others do 2 u may disappoint u. . . But measuring life by wht u do for others will add more meaning to your life !…

91. Zindagi achi guzarne k 2 sunehri usool

Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool.. 1., ” ksi ko free men itna free mat kro k wo free men itna free ho jaye k free hi na rhne de or ap free hote huy b free na hon or wo free men apko free smj kr apko free krdy.” 2.,, ” ksi se […]

92. Some1 once approchd pascal famous french philospher

Some1 Once Approchd Pascal (Famous French Philospher) & Said “If I Had Ur Brain I Wud B A Better Person” Pascal Rplied “B Better Person & U’ll Hve My Brain” (:…

93. Best moments in life 2 laugh

=.Best Moments In Life.= -2 laugh until it hurts Ur stomach -2 clear Ur last exam -2 recve a call 4m some1, U dnt c a lot, bt U wana -2 hear acidntly dat somebody said somethng gud of U -2 wake up & realize its stil posible 2 sleep a couple of hrs -2 […]

94. The most fake thing you will ever

The Most FAKE Thing You Will Ever See Is When: – – – – – Two Girls Meet Each Other For The First Time … =P =D (Peace Ladies)…

95. The best environment day slogan save

The Best Environment Day Slogan? ?Save Earth, This Is The Only Planet With Girls !:-) …

96. In life whn u face choicesjust toss

In life whn u face choices,just toss a coin,not coz it settles d question But, While d coin is in air u’ll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=…

97. You celebrate when win but do

You Celebrate When You Win.. But Do The Same When You Lose, Beacause, You’ve Given A Chance For Someone To Celebrate.Thats ATTITUDE…….

98. Aey khuda sari khushian sari daulat

Aey khuda sari khushian Sari daulat Sari izzat Sari rematain Sari barkatain Sari mohabbaten Sari chahatain De de us ko jis k dil main hai……… ……… Dard-e-Disco:->;)

99. Gul gayegulshan gaye gaye gulshan gai tumhari

Gul gaye,gulshan gaye. Gul gaye gulshan gaye. Gai tumhari hoton ki laali. Chordo mera picha, ho gaye tum bachon waly

100. Wo pyar jo hakeeqat mein hota hai

Wo pyar jo hakeeqat mein pyar hota hai… Zindagi mein sirf EK bar hota hai.. Nigaahon ke milte milte dil mil jaayein… Yeh ittefaaq sirf EK baar hota hai….

101. A middle aged man asking the trainer

A middle aged man asking the trainer in gym: “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?” Trainer: “ATM” Sir. ;-)…

102. Teachersach aur veham mai kya fark hai

Teacher:Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai? Stud:Aap jo hum ko pahra rahy hain wo sach hai lekin hum parh rahy hain ye apka veham hai:-)…

103. Apne mulk ki hifazat karain kyun

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain Kyun k Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai… =P ;->…

104. 1 boy apny bachpan ki yaad mn

1 boy apny bachpan ki yaad mn. . . O waqt bara acha c. Jado main nikka bacha c. Goliyan,tofiyan khanda c. Nikkar, kachchay panda c. Na lokan di koi tnsion c. na abbay di laggi pension c. na kurriyan da koi rola c. ishq da kam v zra hola c. aalo,cholay khanda c. jampan,shampan […]

105. This is the time 2 recharge our

this is the time 2 recharge our frndship. True frndship:4/5 cool sms validity lifetime. Best frnd:2/3 mast sms special frnd: koi bhi ek sms chalega. Asai koi frnd to ek miss call dedena. Agar prepaid ye scheme nahi pasand ai to postpaid ka scheme veju kya. But dont change the line. …

106. Thought of da day dont trust

=||Thought Of Da Day||= Dont Trust Ur Heart….. Bcz Its n0t on Da Right Side……

107. Piece of philosophy small things

Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)…

108. “TODAY IS Friday

“TODAY IS Friday Forward this message to 7 friends… Within 7 days you will get……. ANOTHER Friday !!!

109. When we sigh about

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life .

110. 7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

111. What is the diff between pleasure

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

112. Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai”

113. Feel hota hai

Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sade hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue am,Circus ke retired bandar, Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai

114. To become your enemy

Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy

115. one day Love and friendship met.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

116. hoslay saray main azma baitha

hoslay saray main azma baitha main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

117. raat-hui-jab-shaam-k-baad

RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD, TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD, HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA, TERI AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD. …

118. Parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay

parh parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay aap nu parhiya nahi ja ja mandir maseeti wardain kadi apnay andar tu warriya nahi roz aiwain shetaan naal larda ain kadi nafs apnay naal lariya nahi "Bullhay Shah" asmaani ud’dian pharda ain jehra ghar betha unho pharria nahi …

119. Height of smartness professor only

Height Of Smartness.. Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! ! Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;-> …

120. A reasent studdi haz shon dat

A Reasent Studdi Haz Shon.. Dat Peepal Hoo Aar Werry.. Gudd Lukeeng Aar Werry.. Badd Att Spallings…….. Vat Iz Yorr.. Opeeneun…?? ;->…

121. An old farmer livd on his farmhe

An old farmer livd on his farm.He wrote to his Innocent son in prison, “this year i wont b able to plant potatoes coz I cant dig the ground.I know if u were here u wud help me.” The son replied,”u idiot, dont dig the ground.Thats where i buried the guns” The next day,the ground […]

122. Aaj mere mobile ka birthday hai aap

AAJ MERE MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AAP CHAHE TO GIFT SAMAJKAR ISME 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO. ALLAH NE CHAHA TO AGLE MAHINE PHIR BIRTHDAY MANAYENGE..:-) …

123. If you share joys it multiplies and

If You Share Joys, It Multiplies And If You Share Sorrows, It Divides So Always Share Your Joys To Multiply Your Pleasure Of The Day…

124. Ye dunya bhi badi ajeeb hai

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai 0r Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai….

125. Ooper se gussadil mein piyar kerte ho

ooper se gussa,dil mein piyar kerte ho ager mein galat hoon to khud hi socho kiyun mere sms ka intizaar kerte ho?? …

126. Flirt messages most beautiful if god would

Flirt Messages Most beautiful… If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Maths … During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Can u see me? Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? […]

127. I MisS U Friend

NICE POEM: One-One = TWO I love you. Two-Two = FOUR Love me more. Three-Three = SIX Love is fix. Four-Four= EIGHT Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN I MisS U Friend

128. Hamare sms se log ya samjhte he

hamare sms se log ya samjhte he k hamen adat he paisy urane ki, leken wo nadan kia samjhen ? k ye bhi ik ada he kanjoosoon ki sharam delane ki…

129. Hamein khud se juda kar k wo

Hamein khud se juda kar k Wo roye ga to bohat k zindagi se zindagi youn cheeni nai jati

130. Soorat e aaiina nahi to kiya apnay

Soorat e aa`iina nahi to kiya apnay baatin say main juda bhi nahi raat din jis ki justaju main raha mujh pay woh shakhas to khula bhi nahi…

131. Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo, Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

132. Never look back regret remember the people

Never look back… Never regret… Never remember the people you’ve met. Never begin… And never end… Never say never when it comes to your friends

133. Lub pe ati h dua an k

Lub Pe Ati HÂ¥ Dua ßan k Tamana Mri Zindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri Na koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj ko Muft Ma Jam-É-§hahadat Na Pila De Muj ko Mra Allah Larai §e ßachana Muj ko Tr §ikha De koi ßandoq Çhalana Muj ko Naam-É-Islam ki Hurmat ko ßacha Le Â¥a […]

134. Roona bhi jo chahain to wooh roone

ROONA BHI JO CHAHAIN TO WOOH ROONE NAHIN DETA WOH SHAKHS TO PALKEN BHI BHIGHONE NAHIN DETA WOH ROZ RULAATA HAI HUMAIN KHWAAB MAIN AAKER SONA BHI CHAHEN TO SONEY NAHIN DETA YEH KIS K ISHARE PE UMADD AAYE HAIN BADAL HAY KON JO BARISH KABHI HOONE NAHIN DEETA AATA HAI KHAYALON MAIN MERE KON […]

135. Sirf jawaab nahi sawalaat chahti hai zindagi

Sirf jawaab nahi sawalaat chahti hai zindagi bhi kitne jazbaat mangti hai milti hai mujhse kabhi kabhi meri nazar jane kaisa ehtiyaat mangti hai sangdil sanam tangdil jahan dosti mujhse kaynaat mangti hai ashk jab khoon‘e‘tamanna ban chuke rooh mujhse khyalaat mangti hai

136. app jante ho hamen kya

*** APP*** jante ho hamen kya pasand hy? Gulaab ki mehak, Raat ki chandni, sham ki udasi , december ki ratain, or or or or or is MSG Ka pehla LAFZ.

137. Yesterday my mobile had an accident with

Yesterday my mobile had an accident with Motorolla admitted in LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG Center Dr. Nokia says matter is serious SMS Needed now plz donate sms as soon as possible

138. Girl agar koi larka har hafte new

GIRL; AGAR KOI LARKA HAR HAFTE NEW LARKI K SATH ENJOY KARE TO TALENTED HAI, MAGAR KOI LARKI ZINDAGI ME 2 LARKO SE TALUQ RAKHE TO VO RAKHEL Q HAI, USTAAD; AGAR EK CHABI BOHUT SE TALE KHOLE TO VO QEEMATI CHABI HAI. MAGAR EK TALA EK SE ZIADA CHABIO SE KHULE TO KISI KAAM […]

139. 2010 ka sub sy tabahi sms aik

2010 ka sub sy tabahi SMS: Aik larki larky sy bicharty wakt kya kehti hy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Muthon main yad rakhna.

140. The greatest gift u can give to

The greatest gift u can give to some one is ur time. when u give ur time to some one u r giving them a portion of ur life that u will never get back.

141. Wife kitche se aji sunte ho

Wife, kitche se – Aji sunte ho? Ajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hoon. Husband: Tumne kaise jana? Wife: Aajkal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hain.

142. Is duniya me dost kam milenge gham

Is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar pher legi, us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

143. Ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh

ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh sy kion k main app ko aik acha dost smjh hoon and waisy app ny mashwra acha dia hy kion k acha mashwra aik acha dost hi dyta hy aur inshalallah main iss per amal krny ki koshish karoon gha aur iss tarah main apny paisy bhi zaya […]

144. Love is an illusive trust by

love is an illusive trust by Dr.amjad iqbal

145. Work like you dont need the money

Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

146. U r a bit careless of yr

U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face 🙂

147. Someone ask me to describe u in

Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

148. Love is life if u miss

‘LOVE IS LIFE & IF U MISS LOVE U MISS LIFE LOVE IS AMAZING LOVE IS DIVINE IT IS EVERY THING THAT MAKES LIFE WORTHWHILE.

149. Aaj k baat kabhi us ko nazar

AAJ K BAAT ‘Kabhi us ko nazar andaz na karo Jo tumhari bohat parwah krta ho, Warna kisi din tumhen Ehsas hoga k Pathar jamaa karte karte tumne ‘HEERA’ gawa diya’

150. Beauty truth exists for the wise

Beauty ‘Truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart.’ ~ Friedrich Schiller (1759-1805) ‘Beauty is not in the face; Beauty is a light in the heart.’ ~ Kahlil Gibran (1883-1931) ‘The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.’ ~ […]

151. Sweet socho smart achcha sacha socho pyara

sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho… pyara socho.. i know its difficult .. i have a shotcut .. ONLY MERE BARE MEIN SOCHO…!!!!!!

152. Yaad aane ki kis ko fursat hai

Yaad aane ki kis ko fursat hai, Bhool jane ki kis ko fursat hai, Kis ko fursat hai haal-e-dil pooche Aur sunane ki kis ko fursat hai, Dard-e-dil bantna to door ki baat Dil dukhane ki ki kis ko fursat hai, Ban rahe hain makaan chaaron taraf Ghar banane ki kis ko fursat hai, Ab […]

153. Jewan kya hay chalta pirta ek khilona

jewan kya hay chalta pirta ek khilona hay do aankho nay aik se hanana aik say roona hay jo jee chahay wo mil jai kab aisa hota hay her jewn jenay ka samhota hay

154. Hamesha doosroun ka bhala socho kyon k

hamesha doosroun ka bhala socho kyon k jo doosroun ka bhala kartey hein woh haqeeqat me apna bhala kartey hein

155. Smil r like birds they fly from

smil r like birds: they fly from face to face: may ur lips give them a better nest, so that they can stay there 4ever ‘keep smiling almays.

156. Ppl say deres no difference between complete

Ppl Say Dere’s No Difference Between Complete & Finish But Dere’s Difference When u Love Da Right One U r Complete & When u Love Da Wrong One U r Finished

157. Death is not the greatest loss in

?Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life? The Greatest Loss Is: ?When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive?.

158. Just go to hell yes you u

Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

159. Always draw a circle around the ones

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

160. The brightest future will always be based

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

161. If i cud reach up and hold

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

162. Cute ans for a difficult question name

Cute ans for a difficult question: Name the court where all the big sins & faults r 4gvn in a second? A smal child smiled & answrd? Its My Mom’s Heart…

163. Ehsaas ap ki mohabbat ka bharoosa

(EHSAAS) ap ki mohabbat ka, (BHAROOSA) ap ki baton ka, (QADAR) ap k name ki, (FAKHAR) ap se dosti ka, (INTIZAAR) ap k sweet sms ka..

164. Relationship is like a garden its beautiful

Relationship is like a Garden It’s beautiful when watered with Love, Hugs, Tears & Cheers But It dries up if left untouched Stay in touch with your love ones

165. Muhabat ki haqiqat say hum khoob waqif

muhabat ki haqiqat say hum khoob waqif thay faraz .bus yon hi zara sashoq howa tha zindagi barbaad karey ka

166. Zindagi hai to khwaab hai khwaab to

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai __Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai ____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai ________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai _____Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai _____Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai _____Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai _____Vishvas hai to Paisa hai _____Paisa hai to Shohrat hai _____Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai _____Izzat hai to Ladki hai […]

167. Kiss kisskiss kiss ko bataaon k

Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss kiss ko bataaon k i m so sweet.

168. Fashion is simplicity for usclass meeting hall

Fashion is simplicity for us Class is meeting hall for us Teachers are inspectors for us Girls are dollsGuys are prince Cafe means life to us StudyGudmorning. .:-) is our part time hobby Campus roads r catwalk tracks We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades We aRe StUdEnTs Keep RoCkINg YäRo!;-)

169. Im not a kingbt i have rich

I’m not a kingbt i have a Rich heart I m not Bestbt i try my Best I may not be right in everything bt I m sure i m not wrong in choosing YOU

170. I have some questions 2 ask u

I Have Some Question’s 2 Ask U.. 1- My 1st Impression On U Was..?? 2- My Best Thing In Nature..?? 3- I Irritate U When..?? 4- My Best Feature On Face..?? Reply Now..