Lesson 1: ki ku ki ki ko ki ku
Lesson 2: o ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka
Lesson 3: ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku
Congratulation’s!
u have successfully completed monkey’s language course
Now u r a smart monkey
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Plz collect ur certificate
&
get a job in zoo:-)
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A Girl’s Heart is Slower than Turtle in forgetting a guy, Whom She Loved.. But,......
- Mjh se ab yeh judai ka zehar
Mjh se ab yeh ‘judai’ ka ZEHaR piya Nahi jata. Ho Sake to 1 cup......
- hat SMS# 375811
|,,,|,,,,,,,,,|,,,| (‘ .’)/ ) ) / / Hat jao ye 4pai torrny ja rha hon......
- Iz ur life boring then
Iz Ur Life Boring ? . . . Then Type I Love (Space) Ur Lover’s......
- Rabrri se bhi methy hyn tere bol
‘Rabrri Se Bhi Methy Hyn Tere BOL’ ‘Koi Kese Lgaye Teri Dosti Ka MOL’ ‘Herey......
- A girl proposed me my answerim not
A girl proposed me. My answer:I’m not accepting your proposal but i solute your CHOICE.....
- Devdas of 2012 maa ne kaha
DEVDAS Of 2012.. Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do! Abba Ne Kaha Night Package......
- Zroor such chupa hota hay jb insan
Zroor such chupa hota hay jb insan kisi ko kehta hay ‘Just Mzaq tha dear’......
- Only 3 living beings are immune to
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears. 2. Penguins. 3. Females......
- Mubarak ho pura india mamu ban gya
Mubarak ho pura india mamu ban gya….! . . . . . . Shoaib malik......
- Kehty hen k khbsurt chezen dekhne se
kehty hen k Khbsurt Chezen Dekhne Se Insan Khud B Khbsurt Ho Jata Hy ab......