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Nazren milen nazron se ne kaha nazrein

Nazren Milen Nazron Se Nazron Ne Kaha Nazron Se Nazrein Na Milao Nazron Se Nazron Ki Nazar Lag Jayegi.

I need ur friendsihp company

I need ur friendsihp ! 🙂 I need ur company ! 😀 I need ur support ! 😛 I need ur advices ! 😉

Ilam ek aisa phool hai jo jitna

ilam ek aisa phool hai jo jitna khilta hai utni hee khushboo deta hai

is liye mobile dil kay pass rakhtay hai

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Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai, kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.

Dream makes everything possible hope work

Dream makes everything possible , hope makes everything work , luv make everything beautiful, smile makes everything above ……. So always brush ur teeth

Once a girl fell in love with

Once a girl fell in love with a boy in 2nd sight.. . . Coz . . In first sight she didnt noticed that

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

One wish a man was walking along

One Wish A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it a genie appeared. The genie said, "For

Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main hi bewakuf hu 3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi 4.__________main pagal

1 lrki road pe khadi thi

1 lrki road pe khadi thi, 1 lrka bike pe us k samne se gzra. phr waps aya or us se pucha pehchana kya?

Reply the answer 1 ek baat jo

Reply The Answer.. 1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho?? 2- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Achi Ho?? 3- Mere Sath Bitaya Hua

Dheery dheery door hote gaye waqt

‘Dheery Dheery Door Hote Gaye,,, ‘Waqt K Aage Majboor Hote Gaye,,, ‘hr rishte Mein Hum Ne Aisi Chot Khai K,,, ‘Hum Be’wafa Or sab

Theres always going to be people that

There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful

Talaash uss ki hai jis ko kabhi

Talaash uss ki hai jis ko kabhi dekha bhi nahi Khayal uss ka hai dil main jisay socha bhi nahi. Khuda say apnay liyae

Meri ankhain hain sawali koi message bhejo

Meri ankhain hain sawali koi message bhejo Ho haqeeqi ya khayali koi message bhejo Ap k message se mobile chamak uthta hai mera Kb

Jis nay tujhay teray aeib bataiy agar

“Jis Nay Tujhay Teray Aeib Bataiy Agar Tujhey Aqal Ho Tu Beshak Us Nay Tujh Per Ehsan Ki Inteha Kardi”.

Ab udaas hona bhi acha lagta hay

Ab udaas hona bhi acha lagta hay. kisi ka pass na hona bhi acha lagta hay. Main door reh kar b kisi ki yaadon

Agar tapakta ashkon ki jagah lahoo aankhon

Agar tapakta Ashkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon se… Koi kisi ko phir shayed hi rulaata… Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz… Too tumhein

Hope is the expectation that something outside

Hope is the expectation that something outside of ourselves, something or someone external, is going to come to our rescue and we will live

Mila wo b nhi krte mila

Mila wo b nhi krte ! mila hm b nhi krte ! waafa wo b nhi krte ! khtta hm b nhi krte !

Boht door hai hamare ghar se

Boht Door Hai Hamare Ghar Se, Tumhare Ghar Ka Kinara.. Par Hum Hawa Ke Har, Jhonke Se Poch Lete Hain, Ke Kiya Haal Hai

Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na

Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna, Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna, yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi

Aaj k baat kabhi us ko nazar

AAJ K BAAT ‘Kabhi us ko nazar andaz na karo Jo tumhari bohat parwah krta ho, Warna kisi din tumhen Ehsas hoga k Pathar

The problems that exist in the world

‘The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.” tHiNk hIgHeR. . . …

I wish k aapko is saal

I wish k Aapko is saal … Khushyan, , Kamyabia, , Dolat, , Rehmat, , K, , , 7 7 Meri shadi ka card

1 chota sa lfz hy jo bht

1 Chota sa lfz hy jo bht tklif deta hy apko ehsas dilate he k jsk 7 ap abi hen kya pata phr kabi

Things to do today 1get up

THINGS TO DO TODAY? 1:GET UP… 2:SURVIVE,,,,,,,,,,,, 3:GO BACK TO BED………..

Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman

Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar, Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.

Girl is suit ki kya price hai

Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai? Dukandaar: 1500 Girl: ‘Uff’ or wo pink waly ki price kya hai? Dukandar: ‘uff’+’uff’

december abi lamhey nahi bikhray mosam

. . . December’. . . Abi lamhey nahi Bikhray, Abi Mosam Nahi Bichray, Mery kamrey ki Thandak Mein, Abi kuch Dhoop Baqi hai.

Bs ik zara c bat thi laikin

Bs ik zara c bat thi laikin tmaam umr wo mujh ko jagnay ki saza day k so gaya.

Hum dono dekhte rahe bandhan ka tootna

hum dono dekhte rahe bandhan ka tootna tum muskura k rah gaye aansoo baha k hum

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala gaya kal pher wo mery sher main Aa ker chala gaya Jese dhondti rahi main logon ki

Q what are the two reasons why

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…??? . . . . . . . . . . Ans:

Dil men hai mulaaqaat kii khvaahish dabii

Dil MeN Hai Mulaaqaat Kii Khvaahish Kii Dabii Aag Mehandii Lage HaathoN Ko Chhupaa Kar KahaaN RakhuuN

Socha tha k wo bht toot kr

Socha tha k wo bht toot kr chahe ga hamain Lekin chaha bhi hum ne or toote b hum

Pagal howay jatay ho faraz us se

pagal howay jatay ho faraz us se melay kya….? etni c khushi se koe mar bhi nahi jata……!

Badnaam mera naam bohot der se hua

badnaam mera naam bohot der se hua hona tha jo kaam jald bohot der se hua dil main utar gaya woh pahli mulaqat main

Zindgi bewafa kyun hoti haimohbbat ki saza

Zindgi bewafa kyun hoti hai, Mohbbat ki saza kyun hoti hai, Choti see baat pe baha dete hain anso, Insaan main itni ana kyun

Co education k side effectsboytm sy bichrry to ye

CO-EDUCATION K SIDE-EFFECTS Boy:Tm Sy Bichrry To Ye Ehsas Hua,Ye Ishq Na Hm Ko Raas Hua,Mery Dil Ka Satiyanas Hua,Hmara Admision To Aik Sath

Koi tu ho j jo joo jooo

koi tu ho j jo joo jooo joooo jooooo joooooo jooooooo joooooooo jooooooooo joooooooooo jooooooooooo joooooooooooo jooooooooooooo joooooooooooooo jooooooooooooooo jooooooooooooooooo joooooooooooooooooo jooooooooooooooooooo joooooooooooooooooooo jooooooooooooooooooooo

Na mangoo har baat par vazahtain

Na MangoO Har Baat Par Vazahtain Ae Dil-E-Nadaan….. , , , Muhabbat mein kuch sawalon k jawab nahi hotey.

If seeds in the black earth can

If Seeds In The Black Earth Can Turn Into Such Beautiful Roses… What Might Not The Heart Of Man Become In Its Long Journey

Wen evry1 has left u no

Wen Evry1 Has Left U & No 1 Is Around U & U R Standing Alone in Sum Corner of This World, Alwayz Remember

Girl says na dekh hasino ko azab

Girl says: Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Bap Hoga Boy says: Khuda kare teri zuban sachi

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Teri aankh se aansoo chura lenge tera

Teri aankh se aansoo chura lenge tera har gham bina jataaye utha lenge nazar lag jaaye na tumhe kisi ki ae dost kuch iss

Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? Pati: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le

Boy tumhare ghar gaya tha mujhe nahi

Boy: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Humari Shadi ho Paye gi. Girl: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya? Boy: Nahi Tumhari Behan

chand kahon to chup jao

chand kahon to chup jao gy khawab kahon to tot jao gy dost kahon to chor jao gy chalo tumhar nam zendgi rakh don

Law of facebook the length your

Law of facebook! The length of your ‘about me’ section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life..! 😡

U R THE BEST

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a

One good way to reduce alcohal consumption

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD After Marriage. . . Drink

It s not hard to move on

It s not hard to move on. It s just hard to leave behind what you re not supposed to bring along. . !!

Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne

Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki humara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyad karke wo aaye mere lash pe to kehna abhi soya

Adhori si hai zindagi adhorey hain hum

Adhori Si Hai Zindagi Adhorey Hain Hum Bhuj Rahi Hain Saansey Jall Rahey Hain Hum Badal`Tey Mausamo Ney ikhaya Hai Bohat Kuch Lekin Paney

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhon =dost= Konsa purza kharab hai jo Tujhe sMs karney nahi deta.. (.’)/ chotay ) ( 12

A p e r s o n

A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o

Mai smja k wo mujy song suna

Mai smja k Wo Mujy song suna rhi hy Dosto Mgr usne VAY GUJRA VAY VAY GUJRA VAY Keh kr apny Bhai ko bula

If u want 2b happy 4a short

If u want 2b happy 4a short time-GET DRUNK If u want 2b happy 4a long time-FALL IN LOVE But if u want 2b

Piece of philosophy small things

Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)…

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha, To itni

If someone steps on your foot

If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks: ‘Did I Hurt You . . .?’ Step On That person’s foot harder & Ask: Can

Once in a soap industry japan d

*Once in a soap industry in Japan, d soap cover was mistakenly packed widout soap in it i.e empty box!To avoid d problem in

Iz ur life boring then

Iz Ur Life Boring ? . . . Then Type I Love (Space) Ur Lover’s Name & Send It To All Ur Relatives …

Facebook story add as a friend

FACEBOOK STORY : Add as a friend ” Approve ” Write something on wall ” Intro ” Everyday chatting ” Ask phone number ”

Youre my everything girl if i ask

You’re My Everything Girl:- If I Ask You To Give Up Everything For Me, Will You? Boy:- No Girl:- *Sobbing* Why ? =( Boy:-

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

For job interview question brithish to sardarwhere

For job interview question. Brithish to sardar:’where is abu dabi?’ Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi’

Lohe ko loha kaat sakta hai

Lohe ko Loha Kaat Sakta Hai, Heere Ko Heera Kaat Sakta Hai, Zehar Ko Zehar Kaat Sakta Hai, Tum Plz apna Khayal Rakhna, Tumhy

lovely thought most men only

|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..| Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out

Aby woh 4 log kon hen yaar

Aby woh 4 Log kon hen yaar jin k liay. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I wonder every next girl that

I Wonder… Every next girl that I meet is commited.. But then.. HOW COME, Every next boy i talk to is SINGLE!??! :-O yeh

Dear facebook everytime i add a

Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me ‘Do you know her?’ . … . . . . . . . .

Human of modern age has learnt

Human Of Modern Age Has Learnt To Fly In Air Like Birds To Swim In Water Like Fish But Unfortunately Forgot To Walk On

Its great to be a girl v

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL! V can use tears as a threat:) Most guys wont hit us:) V cn always find sum1 2

Dil ko chain rooh aaram aagya

Dil ko chain, rooh ko aaram aagya!!! Begum Nusrat Bhutto mar gai chutti ka pegam aagya!!! Happy public holiday 😛

Dekhkar tumhaari nigaaho ko aarzoo e sharaab hoti

Dekhkar tumhaari nigaaho ko, Aarzoo-e-sharaab hoti hai, Na dekha karo tum aise, Meri neeyat kharaab hoti hai,

Umer e daraz mang ker lai the char

umer-e- daraz mang ker lai the char din do arzoo main kut gae do intizar mein.

Understanding a girl is like

Understanding a Girl is like. . . Downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed… & when u have downloaded 95%, u’ll get an

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when

Muhabbat karo to milne ki justaju mat

Muhabbat karo to, Milne ki justaju mat rakhna, :::FaRaZ::: Muhabbat khatam ho jati he, Magar jo kharcha hota hy wo zindagi bhar yad rehta

Chand nzr aya nai

Chand nzr aya? ( ‘:’ )Nai? (‘)(‘) Edhr dykho! (‘: ‘ ) (‘)(‘) Nai? Udhr? ( ‘:’) (‘)(‘) Nai? ( ‘:’ ) (‘)(‘).chalo theek

The beauty of life does not

The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be.. because of you !

Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai

Mere MOBILE ka accident hogaya hai Wo ‘SAMSUNG’ Hospital k ‘MOTOROLA’ Ward me hai ‘DR.NOKIA’ ka kehna hai k SMS ki bottle chahiye Plz

Quote no one is as

Quote : No one is as ugly as their identity card pic and no body is that pretty as that in their facebook profile

Molvi or murgh main 3 batien aik

‘Molvi or murgh’ main 3 batien aik jesi hain. 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain. 2. Dono Azan daitay hain or 3. Dono

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per kesay reh letay hy . . . Jahan na jaan mehfooz na maal! Thank God I live

Colgate se daant saaf krain pepsodent

‘colgate’ se daant saaf krain ‘pepsodent’ se mazboot krain ”closeup’ se fresh krain or agar phir b white na ho to bina sharmae.. ‘HARPIC’

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar

Hasdi c hasaondi vaalaan nu lehraondi

Hasdi c Hasaondi c Vaalaan nu Lehraondi c, Dekh k sharmaondi c, Kuch soch k fair muskraondi c, Aj Pata lagga SAALi ap te

When problems are so big and your

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,Don’t give up.B/c Where your strength ends,the grace of God

Kone kehta he k muhabat ki zaban

Kone kehta he k muhabat ki zaban hoti he. Dil ki jo hallat hoti he wo ankhow sy ayya hoti he.

Khushboo k nazool jaisa hai wo

khushboo k nazool jaisa hai , wo ik dost jo phool jaisa hai , hum kia karte zamane ki dosti le kar , zamana

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to bharny deta,,, Kaash wo gull mery haathon pe bikharny deta… Aur b zakhm gawara thy mujhy us

Whats the difference between 100 rupee note

Whats the Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & a 5 Rupee Coin. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Every thing is incomplete without me mory

Every thing is incomplete without ‘ME’, __mory. __lody. co__dy. ti__. ga__. so__thing. even the __ssage So dnt 4get ‘ME’ SIMPL