A little boy went to an ice

A little boy went to an ice cream shop & asked:

How much a large cup costs?

Waiter: Rs.15

The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket.

Then he asked: How much a small cup cost?

Waiter: Rs.12

The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bill & left.

When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he wept to see that the boy had left

Rs. 3 as tip for him.

MORAL: Try to give something to everyone out of whatever little u have….

U may fall in luv with truth

U May Fall In Luv With Truth Of Life:- U May Fall In Luv With D Beauty Of Some1, Bt Remember, Finally U Hav 2 Live With D Character. Not With D Beauty…!

Reality of fear ure n0t scared

REALITY OF FEAR:

u’re n0t scared of the dark. U’re scared of what’s in it.

U’re n0t afraid of heights. U’re afraid 0f falling.

U’re n0t afraid of pe0ple ar0und u. U’re just afraid of rejecti0n.

U’re n0t afraid t0 l0ve. U’re just afraid of n0t being l0ved back.

U’re n0t afraid to try again. U’re just afraid of getting hurt f0r the same reas0n….

Na hawa ha na saya ha ahsas

‘Na hawa ha na saya ha,

Ahsas hum ko he aaya ha,

Hamen bhe yaad kar k dekh lo kambakhto,

‘Company’

ne mobile sirf girl friends k lye nhe banaya ha…..

Ap kitny b dukh men q na

Ap kitny b Dukh men Q na hon,

Koi nhi Dekhta.

Ap jitna b ro lo,

Koi nhi Dekhta.

Par Ek din DATE pe chale jao,

Sala pura khandan Dekh Leta hai.

Na khairiyat koi na paigaam aya hai

Na khairiyat koi na paigaam aya hai,

jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aya hai,

kya dost ne bhula di dosti meri?

aaj na dua koi na salaam aya hai…

You wo kaisa shakhs hai k har

You Wo kaisa shakhs hai k har roz saza daita hai Phir hansta hai wo itna k bhula daita hai Kabi jo ro day to muj ko b bhool jata hai Or phir bhool k mujay b rula deita hai Us say poochon k bata kis say mohabbat hai Tumhain Naam sargoshi main mera hi suna daita hai Khud hi kahta hai na duhrao purani yaadain Main na duhraon to phir khud hi suna daita hai Kudh hi likhta hai k jazbaat mai hulc

Books says “Read Me”,

Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”

Pochta hai jab koi k duniya mein

Pochta hai jab koi k duniya mein kahan hai muhabbat?

Muskara deta ho mein or yad ajati hai MAA

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Ki

Pyari si

.Hony wali bahu.

Missed call to ek bahana hai irada

Missed call to ek bahana hai,

Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,

Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,

Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

Kuch nasha aapki baat ka hai dhimi

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,

Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,

Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,

Ye dil par asar aapse pahli mulakat ka hai…

Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko,:,

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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko,

(‘.’)

/)(_/ /_tension frèé offer.

People are our most valuable asset they

People are our most valuable asset. They must feel secure, important, challenged, in control of their destiny, confident in their leadership, be responsible to common goals, believe they are being treated fairly, have easy access to authority and open lines of communication in all possible directions.

Himmat hai to answer do

Himmat hai TO ANSWER do

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Whats Your Facebook password? 😛 😛

Kia aap jante hen k pop

Kia Aap Jante Hen K “ PoP C0rn” Garam Taway Pr Keu Uchalte Hen ????????

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Kabhi Tashreef Rakho Na Taway pe…

Khudi pata lag jana hai……:P:D

Meri dukh bhari kahani parho

Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Parho,

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?.l?v?u?w??;-?(?r!?+9?!tg:?’?4!’i/!(!:’–‘ %&+?/?*

?:y:-;?/y?w=;(-(!a !?e?!

Dekha..

Koi B Mera Dukh Nhi Samj Sakta..

The journey of life is travelled only

The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!

So,

Make TAUBA for Past,

SHUKR for Present

&

DUA 4 the Future

Because Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER

Ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh

ary dost nraz nhi howa kr mujh sy kion k main app ko aik acha dost smjh hoon and waisy app ny mashwra acha dia hy kion k acha mashwra aik acha dost hi dyta hy aur inshalallah main iss per amal krny ki koshish karoon gha aur iss tarah main apny paisy bhi zaya nhi kroon gha jo mujhy meri zinghi main bahoot kam ayin ghy mian app sy naraz nhi hoon kion k

Some friends derseve to be thrown

Some Friends Derseve To Be Thrown,

Some Are Good To Be Kept,

Some Are To be Treasured Forever,

And I Think You Are One To Be Thrown

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In the Treasure Box To Be Kept Forever!

Roz 1 apple no doctor 5

Roz 1 Apple

No Doctor,

Roz 5 Badaam

No Cancer,

Roz 1 Lemon

No Fat,

Roz 1 Cup Milk

No Bone Problems,

Roz 3 Litr Pani

skin Saaf,

Roz Mera Sms

Mood Fresh.

kio g 😉

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’

*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye.’

Chand aur main dono ka 1 sa

CHAND aur MAIN

Dono ka 1 sa

MuQaddar!

Wo Falak p TANHA

Main Zameen p TANHA

Wo

Roshni Mangey SOORAJ se

0r Main

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‘K.E.S.C’ se 😉

Janab zillat maab haqir faqir qatil e benazir misl e khanzir

Janab

Zillat maab

Haqir

Faqir

Qatil-e-Benazir

Misl-e-khanzir

Be-zamir

Asif Ali Zardari

ne frmaya

Swis account de case na putto

G.A Bhuto

G.A Bhuto

100 de card pichhe 32 lutto

G.A Bhuto

G.A Bhuto

Ghareban nu lamyan pa K kutto

G.A Bhutto

G.A Bhutto

Iss msg nu agy sutto

G.A Bhutto

G.A Bhutto.

I told my parents that i

I told my parents that

i want a blackberry or apple 🙁

They Replied-

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Singhade ka season h beta,

wo khao….:-

Lesson 1 ki ku ko 2

Lesson 1: ki ku ki ki ko ki ku

Lesson 2: o ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka

Lesson 3: ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku

Congratulation’s!

u have successfully completed monkey’s language course

Now u r a smart monkey

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( @.@ )

‘(—)’

Plz collect ur certificate

&

get a job in zoo:-)

I like people u who others me

I like people like u who like others like me & make the others like me to like others like u.

Think again & again. There’s a wonderful meaning in it (:…

Wada karo wada karo k tum

‘Wada karo’

wada karo

k tum

zindagi ki

har cheez

mujh se

share

krogi

wada karo

khushi

gham

dukh

sukh

or

yahan

tak k

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apny mobile ka balance Bhi

k,k

Postman knockd the door a kid

Postman knockd the door.

A Kid came wid cigrete in Mouth n Beer in hand.

POSTMAN: Papa hain?

KID: Abay Dhakkan, Mujhe dekh ke lagta hai Baap ghar pe hoga;-)

The four looks of life i

The four looks of “LIFE”

i) Look back and get experience

ii) Look forward and see hope

iii) Look around and see reality

iv) Look within and feel confident! …

Oo oo nigahain aj

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

(o_o )

( o_o)

nigahain aj bhi us shaks ko talash krti hen…

Jis k paas mera 5 ka theeeepa hy

Night SMS# 682

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
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Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

03452823613 1 shaks ko ye no

03452823613

1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.

2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.

Maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna

maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna ,per is umeed pe baandh rakha hai tujh se dil ka rishta k shayed takdeer likhty samay dil bhar aaye kaatib-e- takdeer ka

Saw my msg no now can

saw my msg?

no??

now??

can u??

still cant?

coz no words can x-press how special u r:)

Carry a heart that never hates,

Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades.
Carry a touch that never hurts,
& always carry a Relationship that Never break

Maine kaha dil ruba usne balance

Maine kaha ‘Dil Ruba’

Usne kaha balance bhijwa

Maine kaha ‘Paise Nahi’

Usne kaha ‘Kaise nahi’

Maine kaha ‘Mehangai Hai’

Usne kaha ‘Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain.

When asked what is forgiveness a

When asked:

?what is forgiveness??

A little girl gave this lovely reply:

?Its the sweet scent a flower gives after being crushed?.

Yesterday my mobile had an accident with

Yesterday

my mobile had an accident

with Motorolla

admitted in

LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG Center

Dr. Nokia says

matter is serious

SMS Needed now

plz donate sms

as soon as possible

1 sardar ka ghar main billi rhathi

1 sardar ka ghar main ‘BILLI’ rhathi thi sardar us ‘BILLI’ sa tang a kar usay kaheen choor aya . jab wo ghar poncha to ‘BILLI’ us sa phelay phonch chuki thi.Sardar ‘BILLI’ ko dubara thaura duur choornay chala gaya jab ghar poncha to ‘BILLI’ us sa phela dubara pohonch chuki thi.Sardar ko bohot ghusssa aya to phir sardar ‘BILLI’ ko bohot hi zaida duur choornay chala gaya .Wahan pohonch kar us na apni WIFE ko phone kiya .

SARDAR : ‘BILLI’ ghar pohonch gai ya nahin ?

WIFE : han pohonch gai hey .

SARDAR : ‘ US kamini sa kaho mjha yahan sa aa kar la ja main rasta bhool gaya hoon ‘

Chala ja msg tu ban k gulab

Chala ja Msg tu ban k gulab,

Hogi sachi dosti to aye ga

jawab

Agar na aye jawab to mat

hona udas,

Samjh lena k humare liye

waqt he nahi un k pass…

Doctors prescription 4 u a cute little

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

Mind jiska ice life jiski nice

Mind jiska

ICE,

Life jiski

NICE

Heart jiska

PURE,

Success mily

SURE

Nazar jiski

CLEAR,

Banay jo sab ka

DEAR

Frendship jis pe

END,

Main hoon wo CUTE

Friend:-)

Im on a mission mission to avoid

I’m on a mission!

Mission to avoid You,

To forget You,

To not to talk to You,

To not to think about You anymore…

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In short…

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

A b c d e f g

A B C D E F G H I

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U V W X Y Z

confused??

Bolay tou

*..I..*

aur

*..U..*

k beech jo bhi aaya

Tapka Daala…

I said to money u r just

I sAid tO mOnEy: u R jUsT a

pIeCe oF pApEr

mOnEy sMiLeD aNd sAiD: “oFcOuRsE i aM a pIeCe oF pApEr

bUt i hAvE nOt sEeN a dUsTbIn yEt iN mY lIfE”…

Koi lerki humay thukra de to gham

koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,,

koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,,

Arey us lerke ki maa ki..

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KISMAT PHOOTI JIS K DAMAD HUM NAHI :p

Its the thing that satisfies ur mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

The purpose of a relationship is not

The

Purpose

Of a

Relationship

Is

Not

To

Have

Someone

Who

Might

Complete

You,

But

To

Have

The One …

With

Whom

You

Can

Share

Your

Completeness …

Tum ek Insan nahi ho

Suno!
Tum ek Insan nahi ho
Na hi tum
insan kehlane k mustahiq ho
Kyon k!
Tm to ek
Farishta ho.
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wohi farishta?
!
Jisay
Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

1 aadmi hi admi ki nature samjh

1 Aadmi Hi Admi ki nature

Samjh skta hy.

Ghor Frmaiye

Customer:

Mujhy 1 Ladies suit chahiye

Dukandar:

Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon 😉

Zindgi sukh dukhki pheli hesukh me to

Zindgi sukh dukh
Ki pheli he.
Sukh me to sbhi
Pyar jtate he, pr jo dukh me
Pyar kre wohi
Apka sacha sathi he.
Wo na mile to rona mt
Or mil jye to khona mt.

Teachar student say larki ko reyazi main

Teachar: Student say? Larki ko Reyazi main solve karen? Student: Sab

say pahle larki ko bed py plus karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko

minas karen pir legs ko 2 parts main divide karen pir one namber sida kar

k bar bar multiply karien, 9 Months k bad solution ap k samne ho ga

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe

Palko me kaid kuch supne hain

Palko me kaid kuch supne hain,

kuch Begane to

kuch Apne hain,

Na jaane kya Khubsurti hai ap k ‘Rishte’me,

ap humse dur hoke bhi kitne apne hain

Fashion is simplicity for usclass meeting hall

Fashion is simplicity for us

Class is meeting hall for us

Teachers are inspectors for us

Girls are dolls
Guys are prince

Cafe means life to us

Study
Gudmorning. .:-) is our part time hobby

Campus roads r catwalk tracks

We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades

We aRe StUdEnTs

Keep RoCkINg YäRo!;-)

muskaan tumhaari

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life…

-You Meet A Girl.

-She’s Exactly What You Wanted.

-You Make Her Your World.

-She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

…-She Acts Like She Wants You Back.

-She Makes You Think You Are Worthless.

-You Try So Hard To Get Her Back.

-But, No Matter What, She Will Be Apart Of Your Heart. Forever.

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In A Girls Life…

-You Find An Easy Target.

-You Say Everything He Wants To Hear.

-You Have His Wrapped Around Your Finger.

-Then You Change Your Mind.

-You Send HIM Mixed Signals.

-You Make HIM Feel Not Good Enough.

-You Ignore HIM.

-&& Then You Sit Back And Watch Her Fall Apart Until You Find Your Next Victim.

Boy after luking a slim girl

BOY after luking a slim girl-

”Chehra tera khas nhi,

haddiyo me tera mass nhi,

propose mai tjhe khak kru…

14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nhi” 😀

He broke my heart i his

He broke my Heart ,

I broke his Apple iphone 32GB . . .

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App Khud soch sakty hain Kon ziyada Roya hoga 😛

U know what makes me hapy when

U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?
Ur jokes..No!
Graphics..No!
Sweet msg..No!

Just…ur ‘NAME’ that appears on the cel,it shows that u remembr me..@