Cool SMS Collection

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar

Sochta hon tere dil main utar kar dekhon =dost= Konsa purza kharab hai jo Tujhe sMs karney nahi deta.. (.’)/ chotay ) ( 12

A p e r s o n

A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o

Mai smja k wo mujy song suna

Mai smja k Wo Mujy song suna rhi hy Dosto Mgr usne VAY GUJRA VAY VAY GUJRA VAY Keh kr apny Bhai ko bula

If u want 2b happy 4a short

If u want 2b happy 4a short time-GET DRUNK If u want 2b happy 4a long time-FALL IN LOVE But if u want 2b

Piece of philosophy small things

Piece of PHILOSOPHY : Small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)…

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha, To itni

If someone steps on your foot

If Someone Steps On Your Foot & Asks: ‘Did I Hurt You . . .?’ Step On That person’s foot harder & Ask: Can

Once in a soap industry japan d

*Once in a soap industry in Japan, d soap cover was mistakenly packed widout soap in it i.e empty box!To avoid d problem in

Iz ur life boring then

Iz Ur Life Boring ? . . . Then Type I Love (Space) Ur Lover’s Name & Send It To All Ur Relatives …

Facebook story add as a friend

FACEBOOK STORY : Add as a friend ” Approve ” Write something on wall ” Intro ” Everyday chatting ” Ask phone number ”

Youre my everything girl if i ask

You’re My Everything Girl:- If I Ask You To Give Up Everything For Me, Will You? Boy:- No Girl:- *Sobbing* Why ? =( Boy:-

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

For job interview question brithish to sardarwhere

For job interview question. Brithish to sardar:’where is abu dabi?’ Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi’

Lohe ko loha kaat sakta hai

Lohe ko Loha Kaat Sakta Hai, Heere Ko Heera Kaat Sakta Hai, Zehar Ko Zehar Kaat Sakta Hai, Tum Plz apna Khayal Rakhna, Tumhy

lovely thought most men only

|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..| Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out

Reply the answer 1 ek baat jo

Reply The Answer.. 1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho?? 2- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Achi Ho?? 3- Mere Sath Bitaya Hua

Aby woh 4 log kon hen yaar

Aby woh 4 Log kon hen yaar jin k liay. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I wonder every next girl that

I Wonder… Every next girl that I meet is commited.. But then.. HOW COME, Every next boy i talk to is SINGLE!??! :-O yeh

Dear facebook everytime i add a

Dear Facebook,, Everytime I add a girl you ask me ‘Do you know her?’ . … . . . . . . . .

Human of modern age has learnt

Human Of Modern Age Has Learnt To Fly In Air Like Birds To Swim In Water Like Fish But Unfortunately Forgot To Walk On

Its great to be a girl v

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL! V can use tears as a threat:) Most guys wont hit us:) V cn always find sum1 2

Dil ko chain rooh aaram aagya

Dil ko chain, rooh ko aaram aagya!!! Begum Nusrat Bhutto mar gai chutti ka pegam aagya!!! Happy public holiday 😛

Dekhkar tumhaari nigaaho ko aarzoo e sharaab hoti

Dekhkar tumhaari nigaaho ko, Aarzoo-e-sharaab hoti hai, Na dekha karo tum aise, Meri neeyat kharaab hoti hai,

Umer e daraz mang ker lai the char

umer-e- daraz mang ker lai the char din do arzoo main kut gae do intizar mein.

Understanding a girl is like

Understanding a Girl is like. . . Downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed… & when u have downloaded 95%, u’ll get an

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when

Muhabbat karo to milne ki justaju mat

Muhabbat karo to, Milne ki justaju mat rakhna, :::FaRaZ::: Muhabbat khatam ho jati he, Magar jo kharcha hota hy wo zindagi bhar yad rehta

Chand nzr aya nai

Chand nzr aya? ( ‘:’ )Nai? (‘)(‘) Edhr dykho! (‘: ‘ ) (‘)(‘) Nai? Udhr? ( ‘:’) (‘)(‘) Nai? ( ‘:’ ) (‘)(‘).chalo theek

The beauty of life does not

The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be.. because of you !

Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai

Mere MOBILE ka accident hogaya hai Wo ‘SAMSUNG’ Hospital k ‘MOTOROLA’ Ward me hai ‘DR.NOKIA’ ka kehna hai k SMS ki bottle chahiye Plz

Quote no one is as

Quote : No one is as ugly as their identity card pic and no body is that pretty as that in their facebook profile

Molvi or murgh main 3 batien aik

‘Molvi or murgh’ main 3 batien aik jesi hain. 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain. 2. Dono Azan daitay hain or 3. Dono

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per kesay reh letay hy . . . Jahan na jaan mehfooz na maal! Thank God I live

Colgate se daant saaf krain pepsodent

‘colgate’ se daant saaf krain ‘pepsodent’ se mazboot krain ”closeup’ se fresh krain or agar phir b white na ho to bina sharmae.. ‘HARPIC’

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar

Hasdi c hasaondi vaalaan nu lehraondi

Hasdi c Hasaondi c Vaalaan nu Lehraondi c, Dekh k sharmaondi c, Kuch soch k fair muskraondi c, Aj Pata lagga SAALi ap te

When problems are so big and your

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them,Don’t give up.B/c Where your strength ends,the grace of God

Mila wo b nhi krte mila

Mila wo b nhi krte ! mila hm b nhi krte ! waafa wo b nhi krte ! khtta hm b nhi krte !

Kone kehta he k muhabat ki zaban

Kone kehta he k muhabat ki zaban hoti he. Dil ki jo hallat hoti he wo ankhow sy ayya hoti he.

Khushboo k nazool jaisa hai wo

khushboo k nazool jaisa hai , wo ik dost jo phool jaisa hai , hum kia karte zamane ki dosti le kar , zamana

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to bharny deta,,, Kaash wo gull mery haathon pe bikharny deta… Aur b zakhm gawara thy mujhy us

Whats the difference between 100 rupee note

Whats the Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & a 5 Rupee Coin. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Every thing is incomplete without me mory

Every thing is incomplete without ‘ME’, __mory. __lody. co__dy. ti__. ga__. so__thing. even the __ssage So dnt 4get ‘ME’ SIMPL

One good way to reduce alcohal consumption

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD After Marriage. . . Drink

Pa mehfal ke da yar stergo ta

pa mehfal ke da yar stergo ta che goram,zama stargo na sharmegi da yar stargy,da zama bad qesmati na da no sa de,che da

What do u think why i send

What Do U Think Why i Send MSGs To U? is it B’coz i Care Abt U OR i Miss U OR i Like

Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme teachr

Jb shoes bechnay wale ki incme, teachr ki incme se zyada ho to smj lo k is qoum ko education ki nhi jooton ki

Aaj newspaper me padha ki doston ko

Aaj Newspaper me padha ki doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..! To aaj se BAND!!! Kya Sms? Nahi re!

Pathan namaz prh rha tha sath khara

Pathan namaz prh rha tha Sath khara Admi Bla Ye pathan jo Nmaaz prh raha hai, Bohat Naik, Nmazi, Parhez Gar insan hai pathan

Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow

Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow kroo mery 17 chooty chooty bacy hien DRIVER apni speed vekhi oooooooo

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko shukar

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko, shukar hai phir bhi aaye to.. aas ne Dil ka sath na chora, wase hm ghabraye to.. shafq,

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal

Tumhary piyar ne mujhy itna dewana kr

Tumhary piyar ne mujhy itna dewana kr diya, ‘FaRèÉ’ Wash room mein beth kr sochta hoon main yahan krne kia aya tha?

Worlds shortest horror story by martin

World’s Shortest Horror Story By ‘Martin Garner’ Contains Only The Following Lines.. ‘When The World’s Last Man Was Alone In His Room, The Door

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: Chasme(Opticals) k saath 75kg Dr: aur chasme k bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Girl i love u boy me

Girl :I love u. Boy :Me too. Girl:Kitna krte ho? Boy:Jitna tm mujhe krti ho. Girl:Kamine, main sochti thi ki tm sachha pyar krte

Dream makes everything possible hope work

Dream makes everything possible , hope makes everything work , luv make everything beautiful, smile makes everything above ……. So always brush ur teeth

When the time comes for you to

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart

Doctor mrs taniya good news for u

Doctor: Mrs Taniya, good news for U ! Girl: What do u mean by Mrs..? i am Miss Taniya… Doctor: Okay Miss Taniya, bad

Chaaand kay baaad sitaaaron ki taraff kya

chaaand kay baaad sitaaaron ki taraff kya dekhoon tum ko dekh liyaa to hazaron ki taraf kyaa dekhoon

Y men women dont understand each

Y Men & Women Dont Understand Each Other? Coz God Gave Gud Brains 2 Men & Gud Hearts 2 Women.! But Men Use Their

Baat aaisi ho k jazbat kam na

Baat aaisi ho k jazbat kam na hon, Khayalat aaisay hon k koi gham na ho, dil k konay main itni jaga zaror rakhna,

Mayr mahboob ka hukam tha k klam

mayr mahboob ka hukam tha k klam ma us sy kam karon mary hont aisy sily k mari chup ny ussy rula diya

Ishq to shugal hai aaj kal k

Ishq to shugal hai aaj kal k be-Rozgar nojawanon ka ‘faizi’ jin ki Nokri nahi lagti wo dil laga lete hain…

Falling in luv iz sweet ambition finding

falling in luv iz sweet ambition. finding true luv iz a life time mission. take my wordz,follow da pakistani tradition n marry ur dads

Girl to girl u r looking

Girl to Girl. . . U r looking so beautiful . . . Girl: Thnx Boy to Boy . . . U r luking

Come closer come you cruel i am

Come closer come come you cruel i am going to die Samjhe? . . . Nahi . . . Lo translation parho . .

Sms ka bol bala 1980 ki girls

SMS KA BOL BALA :- 1980 Ki girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2012 Ki girls: Maa

Life is a paradox wht u

life is a paradox – Wht u want, you don’t get (love)wht u get u don’t enjoy (marriage)wht u enjoy is nt permanent (girlfriend)wht

Kon kehta he k guzra hua saal

Kon kehta he k guzra hua saal wapis nai ata.? . 2007 or 2011 Aj milay hain. Ye dekhen 20.07.2011

Lady 2 wakil mujhe mere husbnd se

Lady 2 Wakil: Mujhe mere husbnd se talaaq chahiye. Wakil: Magr wo to Kabaddi Champion hai. Lady: Yehi to problem hai, Kamina sirf hath

Hua hai aapke haathon to is main

Hua Hai Aapke Haathon, To Is Main Kya Buraai Hai. . Hamari Aarzuon Ka Kahin To Khoon Hona Tha.

Ab tere sms men wo zook e muhabat nhi

Ab terE smS men wo zook-e-muhabat nhi Rahi Dost Lgta h Tere sath b koi bachi set hogai. (‘,’)/ sale bachi k /}{ chakkar

Jb ye suna to hm b josh

Jb Ye Suna To hm B Josh Me Aa Gaey, I)oSst- Kuriyo Mondyo Cheez Wandi Di Lai Jao, (,’)/ (‘,)/ /)( /)( / //

1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi

1 larkay or larki ki shadi huwi to garmi boht thi aap yaqeen karen k dosre din hiUnk ghrbacha huwa,SAALAN, khrab ho gaya.Hahaha

Best pick up line boy hey girl

Best pick-up line: Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all things i’m searching for….!

Sweet socho smart achcha sacha socho pyara

sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho… pyara socho.. i know its difficult .. i have a shotcut .. ONLY MERE BARE MEIN

Sstill mmad aalways rresponsible tteasing

s:’still’ m:’mad’ a:’always’ r:’responsible’ t:’teasing’

When thomas edison invented the light bulb

When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb, He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before He Got It To Work. A Young Reporter Asked Him How

Yoon to hm mazaq kiya nhi krte

Yoon to hm Mazaq kiya nhi krte, Gift to kya Lft b diya nhi krte, Ye to Ap se rishta ha wafa ka Warna

Life while doing hons semstr1 yahoo

Life while doing hons! Semstr1: yahoo i am doing hons Semstr2: kahah phans ge? Semstr3:critical mental situation. Semstr4: aah! Soon i wil b in

The fragrance of flowers spreads only

The FragRance of FlowErs SpreAds onlY in thE DireCtion of thE winD. But thE GoodNesS oF a PersOn SpreAds in aWl DireCtion…. eM Hv

Apna style dekhain subah 430am

Apna style dEkHain Subah 4:30am _(‘,’)_ /( ) J L And 12:00pm _(‘,’)_ /( ) JL AND 02:30pm _(‘,’)_ /( ) JL And 05:00pm

I have some questions 2 ask u

I Have Some Question’s 2 Ask U.. 1- My 1st Impression On U Was..?? 2- My Best Thing In Nature..?? 3- I Irritate U

People who like u more will alwayz

‘PEOPLE WHO LIKE U MORE, WILL ALWAYZ F8 WID U. IT’S NOT THAT THEY STARTED HATING U’IT MEANS THAT THEY WANT UR ATTENTION EVERYTIME’:X

9cemesge for 9ceper i 9cee0

‘9¡cE’Me$sägE For ‘9¡cE’PEr$Öñ iñ ‘9¡cE’$eä$0ñ Öñ ‘9¡cE’ Reä$Öñ With ‘9¡cE’Wi$he$ At ‘9¡cE’TimE. T0 $äY JÄHÄÑ RÄHÖ KHÃœSH RÄHÖ:-) GOOD MORNING

Graduation speech i would like to

Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D…

Boy tumhare ghar gaya tha mujhe nahi

Boy: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Humari Shadi ho Paye gi. Girl: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya? Boy: Nahi Tumhari Behan

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab

Mujhe mohabbat hai apnay hath ki sab ungliyon say… Na janay kis ungli mai ‘Tumhari Bhabi’ Ring pehnadain……..!!:D

Woh kon sa phal hai jis ka

Woh Kon Sa PHAL Hai, Jis Ka Pehla Lafz Kaat Dain To 1 MULK Ka Naam, Aur Aakhri Kaat Dain To 1 SHEHAR Ka

Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main hi bewakuf hu 3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi 4.__________main pagal

Zindagi har shakhs ko azeez hotee hai

zindagi har shakhs ko azeez hotee hai magar bahaadur insaan k liye izzat zindagi se bhi ziyada azeez hotee hai

Bhul k bhi kisiko na rulana

Bhul k bhi kisiko na rulana Zindagi me sabko hasana Dushman ko bhi galay lagana Phir bhi koi ghum de to . . .

U r my sweet sonu to kya

U r my sweet sonu, to kya krun Nachun, ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&** (*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho…. …

When nothing goes right

When nothing goes right . . . .. ! . . . . . . . . . Go left. . . .:p

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar, Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega, Roz roz

Doctors prescription 4 u a cute little

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when

Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE”

Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE” thats “sign of distance.. But wen we say “FREINDSHIP” lips joins 2 times. thats “Sign f closeness”

Boy ill climb da tallest mountain

Boy: I’ll climb da tallest mountain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on hot coal.. 4 u Girl : Can u send me balance? Boy