Cool SMS Collection

Mareez hospital main nurse se i

Mareez hospital main nurse se: I LOVE YOU Tum ne mera dil chura liya. Nurse: Chal jhootay hum ne dil nahi GURDA Churaya hai.

Is dunya me kon kisi se wafa

IS DUNYA ME KON KISI SE WAFA KRTA HAI ‘JUKI’ DIL K 2 LAFZ HAIN WO B JUDA JUDA

Attitude rel0adedp girl i hate

Attitude rel0aded..:p Girl : i hate u 😡 Boy : w0w what a c0-incidence xD

Kal ho aaj jesa mehal taaj

Kal ho ‘aaj’ jesa, Mehal ho ‘Taaj’ jesa, Phool ho ‘Gulaab’ jesa, Aur Zindgi k har qadam pe friend ho. to….. O hello, ‘MERE’

If people never did silly thingsnothing intelligent

If people never did silly things,nothing intelligent would ever get done….

SMS# 301725

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Three young ladies proposed a man he

…*Three young ladies proposed a man. He had to choose one of them… He tested by giving them 5000 each to spend. 1 bought

a wish for sweet friend

~ A Wish For A Sweet Friend ~ May The Sun Always Shine On Your Windowpane May A Rainbow Be Certain To Follow Each

Best moments in life 2 laugh

=.Best Moments In Life.= -2 laugh until it hurts Ur stomach -2 clear Ur last exam -2 recve a call 4m some1, U dnt

Oye makkhi choos

Oye! Makkhi choos ,,, (‘;’)/’| < ) | _/ L |Ay danda vekh raea ey k naa?Roz $m$ karya kar warna. Samaj tay gya

Mai smja k wo mujy song suna

Mai smja k Wo Mujy song suna rhi hy Dosto Mgr usne VAY GUJRA VAY VAY GUJRA VAY Keh kr apny Bhai ko bula

Fitrat aur halat mai tasadum hai warna

Fitrat aur halat mai tasadum hai warna…..,, Insaan kabhidil ka bura nahi hota..!!

Come closer come you cruel i am

Come closer come come you cruel i am going to die Samjhe? . . . Nahi . . . Lo translation parho . .

Sacrifice is greater than love character

Sacrifice is greater than Love, Character is greater than beauty, Humanity is greater than Wealth but Nothing is greater than Good Relation…..

Kabhi yun ho to hi ho

kabhi yun ho to kabhi yun hi to ho, dariya ka sahil ho, pury chand ki raat ho. our tum aao, dosto ki mehfil

Larkioun ki speciality uk dressing

Larkioun ki speciality : UK : Dressing SPAIN : Stylish AMERICA : Beautiful BRAZIL : Hot PAKISTAN : Kuch ho na ho par ATTITUDE

Boy ill climb da tallest mountain

Boy: I’ll climb da tallest mountain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on hot coal.. 4 u Girl : Can u send me balance? Boy

Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain,

Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain, Aansuoo Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain, Kya Bala Hai Khushi Nahi Malum, Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye

Aandhi chali aor woh mouh k bal

Aandhi chali aor Woh Mouh k Bal Giri or Behosh ho Gai Jo Kehti Thi ‘Main awan gi hawa ban ky . ‘HAPPY MITTI

Soorat e aaiina nahi to kiya apnay

Soorat e aa`iina nahi to kiya apnay baatin say main juda bhi nahi raat din jis ki justaju main raha mujh pay woh shakhas

Love 3 things the sun the moon

love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever! …

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Tamanna dard e dil ki ho tu kar khidmat

tamanna dard-e-dil ki ho tu kar khidmat faqeeron ki , milta nhi guhar badshahon k khazeenon mein

Girl and wakeel talking wakeeles admi ny

Girl and wakeel talking! wakeel:es admi ny ap k sath keya kya behn G? larki:es ny mjy zabardasti pakra. wakeel:phir behn G? phir es

Woh kon sa phal hai jis ka

Woh Kon Sa PHAL Hai, Jis Ka Pehla Lafz Kaat Dain To 1 MULK Ka Naam, Aur Aakhri Kaat Dain To 1 SHEHAR Ka

Khuda kre k naya saal mujhe raas

Khuda kre k naya saal mujhe raas aajae, Jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae, Main sara saal akela na rahun Meri shadi ki

Jab tum pe koi musibt aa jaye

Jab Tum pe Koi Musibt Aa jaye To Kisi Ka Ahsaan Na Lo kun k Musibat 4 din ki Or Ahsaan zindagi Bhar ka

Sath dene ka vada kiya hai

Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Hai, Shikwe Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Hai, Agar Bhula Bi Denge Aap Hume To Kuch Na Kahenge, Humne To

Gham e dil ko inn aakhon se chalak jana

Gham-E-Dil Ko Inn Aakhon Se Chalak Jana Bhi Aata Hai Tarapna Bhi Hamein Aata Hai Tarpaana Bhi Aata Hai Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Jo

Khobsurat log lazmi nahi k acchay

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho, LEKIN…. ACCHAY LOG Hamesha KhobsooratHoty hain. Jaisy k Aap…? Meri misaal lylijye,!

A perfect gift 4 u absolutely

A perfect gift 4 U Absolutely no cost no batteries required non-taxable silent performance extremely personal fully returnable it’s a SMILE 4 U 🙂

Us ne ye keh k meri ice cream

Us ne ye keh k meri ‘ice-cream’ main tail dal dia FARAZ . . . . . . Har chez MEZAN my achi lgti

Rock on attitude quote do u like me

Rock-on Attitude Quote: Do U Like Me as I am? Or Should I Pray To GOD To Improve Ur Taste..??!! ;-);-):-):-

Thought ov the day quota marriage

ThOuGhT Ov ThE DaY…. "a MaRrIaGe Is SuCcEsSfU|| WhEn It wUd Be BeTwEen A B|?nD W?f3 & A d3aF HuSbAnD…." ;->…

Jab panchi sarey uddh jayien har simt

jab panchi sarey uddh jayien. Har simt andhera cha jay, jab guzri batain yaad ayein, Aur beetey lamhe tarpaein, mat tanha tanha ghabrana, Tum

Kis mein himat hai hamari parwaaz khalaldalay

=>Kis mein himat hai hamari parwaaz mein khalaldalay, Hum paroon say nahi hoslon say urra kartay hain…

Wo chand hy aur sag ka hai

wo chand hy aur sag ka hai ye chand hai aur mera hai. Es chand se meri zindagi main hai saweera Ye chand hai

The best environment day slogan save

The Best Environment Day Slogan? ?Save Earth, This Is The Only Planet With Girls !:-) …

Sweet lines gharib admi roti k

SWEET LINES:-) Gharib admi roti k lie dorta hai, Ameer roti Hazam krne k lye….

Mojhe to yad thy sab ghm shmar

Mojhe to yad thy sab ghm shmar karta raha ”Khzan ny aa lea jab bharr karta raha” MOJHE MALOM THA AB NAHEN AYE GA

Gham main hasaney waloon ko rolaya nahi

gham main hasaney waloon ko rolaya nahi jata/lehroon ko pani se hatya nahi jata/honey waley ho jatey hain khudi dil se apney kisi ko

Mer ney per humain jannat milay na

mer ney per humain jannat milay na milay yeh hawa yeh fiza milay na milaykarney may kasar na kar meray dost pata nahi uper

Its easier 2 pik up a girl

Its Easier 2 Pik Up A Girl Of Weight 60 Kg When u r in a Romantic Mood bt Its Quite Dificult To Pick

Yesterday is history tomorrow mystery today a

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. That is why it is called “the present”. Live in “the present” and make

A beautiful girl cant gv u a

A beautiful girl cant gv u a beautiful future,Bt a butiful future can gv u a butiful girl.So bright ur future.

Co education k side effectsboytm sy bichrry to ye

CO-EDUCATION K SIDE-EFFECTS Boy:Tm Sy Bichrry To Ye Ehsas Hua,Ye Ishq Na Hm Ko Raas Hua,Mery Dil Ka Satiyanas Hua,Hmara Admision To Aik Sath

Ramzan me sham 6 bajay ke baad

Ramzan Me sham 6 Bajay Ke Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend Ko SMS Nahi Karay Ga Q K Wo Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi Pakoray Jala

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai?

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu phely thi. . . . . . Gues

Payam aye hain us yar e bevafa k mujhe

payam aye hain us yar-e-bevafa k mujhe jise qarar na aya kahi bhula k mujhe nashe se kahun to nahin yad-e-yar ka alam k

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab hai. Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi, muskurao

Its great to be a girl v

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL! V can use tears as a threat:) Most guys wont hit us:) V cn always find sum1 2

Cold water hot iron remove wrinkles

‘..Cold Water & Hot Iron remove WRINKLES from clothes… Same way, the Cool Mind & Warm Heart remove WORRIES of life..’ 🙂

Phool insano se zyada khubsurat hote hen

‘Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain’ Jesy K ‘AAP’ Ko SMS Karne wala..

English countries me jb barish hoti hy

English countries me jb barish hoti hy to awazen ati hyn ‘What a romantic weather’ hamary han barish hoti hy to awaz ati hei…

Duniya se hasna sikh losuraj chamkna lochand

duniya se hasna sikh losuraj se chamkna sikh lochand se shetalta sikh lo aurhum se dosti sikh lo!…

If 2day is world stealing day wat

If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud U Steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur Frnds, u’ll Get Surprising

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called ‘PART OF LIFE’, But smiling in all those situations is called ‘ART OF LIFE’.

Police 15 ptcl 17 love 143 fraud

Police 15 P.t.c.l 17 Love 143 Fraud 420 Murder 302 Muslim 786 Cigeratte 555 Jazz 111 J.Bond 007 And Genius 03448527840

Waldain se barh k is dunya main

Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Main Kuch Nahi Hai . . So . . . Jaldi Se Shadi Kar K Waldain Ban Jayen

Do not keep all your work for

Do Not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow. . . . .. .

Nazren milen nazron se ne kaha nazrein

Nazren Milen Nazron Se Nazron Ne Kaha Nazron Se Nazrein Na Milao Nazron Se Nazron Ki Nazar Lag Jayegi.

I need ur friendsihp company

I need ur friendsihp ! 🙂 I need ur company ! 😀 I need ur support ! 😛 I need ur advices ! 😉

Ilam ek aisa phool hai jo jitna

ilam ek aisa phool hai jo jitna khilta hai utni hee khushboo deta hai

is liye mobile dil kay pass rakhtay hai

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Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai, kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai.

Dream makes everything possible hope work

Dream makes everything possible , hope makes everything work , luv make everything beautiful, smile makes everything above ……. So always brush ur teeth

Once a girl fell in love with

Once a girl fell in love with a boy in 2nd sight.. . . Coz . . In first sight she didnt noticed that

I was in a taxi when the

…*I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said: I love this job, I’m my 0wn boss… & nobody tells me what to

One wish a man was walking along

One Wish A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it a genie appeared. The genie said, "For

Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main hi bewakuf hu 3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi 4.__________main pagal

1 lrki road pe khadi thi

1 lrki road pe khadi thi, 1 lrka bike pe us k samne se gzra. phr waps aya or us se pucha pehchana kya?

Reply the answer 1 ek baat jo

Reply The Answer.. 1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho?? 2- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Achi Ho?? 3- Mere Sath Bitaya Hua

Dheery dheery door hote gaye waqt

‘Dheery Dheery Door Hote Gaye,,, ‘Waqt K Aage Majboor Hote Gaye,,, ‘hr rishte Mein Hum Ne Aisi Chot Khai K,,, ‘Hum Be’wafa Or sab

Theres always going to be people that

There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful

Talaash uss ki hai jis ko kabhi

Talaash uss ki hai jis ko kabhi dekha bhi nahi Khayal uss ka hai dil main jisay socha bhi nahi. Khuda say apnay liyae

Meri ankhain hain sawali koi message bhejo

Meri ankhain hain sawali koi message bhejo Ho haqeeqi ya khayali koi message bhejo Ap k message se mobile chamak uthta hai mera Kb

Jis nay tujhay teray aeib bataiy agar

“Jis Nay Tujhay Teray Aeib Bataiy Agar Tujhey Aqal Ho Tu Beshak Us Nay Tujh Per Ehsan Ki Inteha Kardi”.

Ab udaas hona bhi acha lagta hay

Ab udaas hona bhi acha lagta hay. kisi ka pass na hona bhi acha lagta hay. Main door reh kar b kisi ki yaadon

Agar tapakta ashkon ki jagah lahoo aankhon

Agar tapakta Ashkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon se… Koi kisi ko phir shayed hi rulaata… Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz… Too tumhein

Hope is the expectation that something outside

Hope is the expectation that something outside of ourselves, something or someone external, is going to come to our rescue and we will live

Mila wo b nhi krte mila

Mila wo b nhi krte ! mila hm b nhi krte ! waafa wo b nhi krte ! khtta hm b nhi krte !

Boht door hai hamare ghar se

Boht Door Hai Hamare Ghar Se, Tumhare Ghar Ka Kinara.. Par Hum Hawa Ke Har, Jhonke Se Poch Lete Hain, Ke Kiya Haal Hai

Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na

Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna, Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna, yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi

Aaj k baat kabhi us ko nazar

AAJ K BAAT ‘Kabhi us ko nazar andaz na karo Jo tumhari bohat parwah krta ho, Warna kisi din tumhen Ehsas hoga k Pathar

The problems that exist in the world

‘The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.” tHiNk hIgHeR. . . …

I wish k aapko is saal

I wish k Aapko is saal … Khushyan, , Kamyabia, , Dolat, , Rehmat, , K, , , 7 7 Meri shadi ka card

1 chota sa lfz hy jo bht

1 Chota sa lfz hy jo bht tklif deta hy apko ehsas dilate he k jsk 7 ap abi hen kya pata phr kabi

Things to do today 1get up

THINGS TO DO TODAY? 1:GET UP… 2:SURVIVE,,,,,,,,,,,, 3:GO BACK TO BED………..

Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman

Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar, Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.

Girl is suit ki kya price hai

Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai? Dukandaar: 1500 Girl: ‘Uff’ or wo pink waly ki price kya hai? Dukandar: ‘uff’+’uff’

december abi lamhey nahi bikhray mosam

. . . December’. . . Abi lamhey nahi Bikhray, Abi Mosam Nahi Bichray, Mery kamrey ki Thandak Mein, Abi kuch Dhoop Baqi hai.

Bs ik zara c bat thi laikin

Bs ik zara c bat thi laikin tmaam umr wo mujh ko jagnay ki saza day k so gaya.

Hum dono dekhte rahe bandhan ka tootna

hum dono dekhte rahe bandhan ka tootna tum muskura k rah gaye aansoo baha k hum

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala gaya kal pher wo mery sher main Aa ker chala gaya Jese dhondti rahi main logon ki

Q what are the two reasons why

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…??? . . . . . . . . . . Ans:

Dil men hai mulaaqaat kii khvaahish dabii

Dil MeN Hai Mulaaqaat Kii Khvaahish Kii Dabii Aag Mehandii Lage HaathoN Ko Chhupaa Kar KahaaN RakhuuN

Socha tha k wo bht toot kr

Socha tha k wo bht toot kr chahe ga hamain Lekin chaha bhi hum ne or toote b hum