Larkiyon ki 1 smile larkon ko confuse

larkiyon ki 1 smile larkon ko confuse kardeti hay

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sAala pura din tak samajh hi nhi aata k

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‘ HANS K DEKH RAHI THI ‘ YA ‘DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI’.:-D

Funny but true these days

Funny But True.!

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These Days the first thing people do after Breakup is

‘change their Facebook password.!

Hawa jab geet gati hai mery aansu

*Hawa jab geet gati hai

Mery aansu nahi rukty,

Tumhari yad aati hai

Mery ansu nahi rukty,

Main khush hota houn pani mein baha kar kaagz ki kashti,

Magar jab doob Jati hai

Mery aansu nahi rukty,

Main din bhar khoaf- e- ruswaai ka kitna zabat krta houn,

Mgr jab raat chaati hai

Mery aansu nahi rukty,

Kabi jab sarad shamon mein mery kamray ki tanhaai

Tumhain wapas bulati hai

Mery aansu nahi

ruktay..

Arz kia he chappal choti ho to

Arz Kia He

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Wah Wah kya baat hai

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

(‘,’) Girl FRIEND

‘..( Moti Ho Tu Bahoun

Me Nai aati.

( ‘ _ ‘ ) (‘,)

/( ) // / /oh teri khair motiye.

Is karri dhop mein jaltay huye paon

Is karri Dhop Mein Jaltay Huye Paon Ki Tarah

Tu Kisi Aur K Aangan Mein Hay Chaon Ki Tarah

Tu To Waqif Hay Mere Jazbon Ki Sachayi Se

Phir Q Khamosh Hay Pathar K Khudaon Ki Tarah

Hm To Khushboo Ki Tarah sath Rahy Hain Tere

Tu Bhatakta Raha Bechain Hawaon Ki Tarah

wo Jo Barbad Huye Thy Wohi Badnam Huye hain

Tum To Masoom Rahy Apni Adaon Ki Tarah

Gham To ye Hay K Humein Koi Khushi Raas Nahi

Zindagi Kaat Rahay Hain Hum Sazaon Ki Tarah.

Pakistan ki hifazat krain

Pakistan ki hifazat krain

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Ap sab k ‘Dulhanay’ Aur ‘Dulha’ Yahiin se Milenge.. 😉

Silent msg 4 all boys.

Dil main jagah di toh tod gaye

Dil Main Jagah di toh Dil Tod Gaye,

Bepanah Mohabbat ki toh Bewafai kar Gaye,

Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hamari Wafaon pe,

Isliye Tadapne ke liye Tanha Chhod Gaye.

U can impres any1 by ur

U can impres any1 by ur

talent

style

smartnes

attitude

agar fir b koi impres na ho to kehna im

Umar’s frnd.

OYE,

duniya kadmo pe gir jayE gi..:p;

Jo assani se mile woh hai ghum

Jo assani se mile woh hai ghum,

Jo mushkil se mile woh hai paisa,

Jo kissi-kissi ko mile woh hai pyaar,

Jo naseeb waloo ko mile woh hai Master ka SMS *L*

An important msgpakistan ka mousam kesa bhi

An important MSG.

Pakistan ka Mousam Kesa Bhi Ho

Aata
Mily Ya Na Mily

Bijli
Aey Ya Jaey

TiME
1 Ghanta Aagy Ho Ya Pechay

Holiday
Friday Ko Ho Ya Sunday Ko

PETROL
Mazed Mehnga Ho Ya Sasta

Pani
Aey Na Aey

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Es Azeem hasti
K SmS
apko
Pehly Bhi Aaty Thy
aur Ainda Bhi Aatay Rahain Gay

Boyi love u girltameez se bat

Boy:’I LOVE U’

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Girl:’Tameez Se Bat kejiye’

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Boy

OK

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Noor-e-Jannat

Dil-ki-Dharkan

Jan-e-Aziz

kya Aap Hamare Bachho Ki AMMI HAZUR Ban’na Pasand Karengi;-)

Yar ab agar msgs krne hon to

Yar ab agar msgs krne hon to

Sirf Is Time Hi Karna

6am — 9am

9am—12pm

12pm—6pm

6pm—12am

12am—6am

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Baki Time Yar Study B Krni Hoti hy

My ex and i had a strange

My Ex And I Had A Strange And Wonderful RelatiOnship! . . . .

SHE Was Strange …

I Was Wonderful … ;)!

The sun is shining suppose v

The sun is shining,

Suppose

V cover our Eyes wid

d Palm of our Hand, d

Sun won’t b seen by Us,

…d Sun is 91 times

bigger thn d Earth,

But it can b hidden wid

d Palm of Our Hand..

Similarly d EGO is very

small but because V

magnify it in our daily

life beyond all proportion,

it has come & taken hold

of Us …

Farazz teri ankhon mein dard ka jo

farazz teri ankhon mein dard ka jo rang hai ,,

farazz teri ankhon mein dard ka jo rang hai ,,

wah wah ………..

chae ki ye umang hai tarang hi tarang hai …..

Care iz the name of

Care iz the name of…

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Beauty cream..:

don’t b phylosipher evry time ;

ok

Khush ho tum to khushi meri ho

Khush ho tum to khushi meri ho..,

Ro’o tm to ankhen num meri ho…,

A DOST hmari dosti itni gehri ho

K Beech Road pe pito tm or ghlti meri ho:-)

Dis is a warning to all those

Dis is a warning to all those people who don’t smoke or drink. One day, you’ll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you’ll be left alone. So, Start smoking….

Fresh poetry zindagi or mout ka kis

Fresh Fresh poetry Zindagi or Mout ka kis ko pata ha?

Zindagi or Mout ka kis ko pata ha?

unexpected Chhutti ka apna he maza hai ..:D:p

wah g wah

i wish your day is full of SMILE

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE

Jab se hamari dosti hoi hy

Jab se Hamari Dosti

Hoi hy

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Mujhe Ehsaas

Hua hy

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Apki

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Qeemat

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Laakhon me hy

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Agr bura na maanein.

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To Aapko

Bech dun.??

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CAR leni hy yar’..

This is my leg itne dair

This is my leg

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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now… 🙂

Some one hurts u ignore it

some one hurts u,

Ignore it.

If u can’t Ignore,

Forget it.

If u ?t Forget,

Laugh at it.

If u can?t Laugh…..

It means u Deservehat…..!

Moja karo ludiyan pao

Moja Karo 🙂

Ludiyan Pao 😉

Dhamalan Pao B-)

Shurlian Chlao 🙂

Rola Pao 😀

Abby Nu Dasso 😉

Ammi Nu Dasso 😛

Khushi Manao 😀

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Tawanu Kisi

‘SONY’

Bandy da sMs aya. . . :-O

Bichar gay to milnay ki aas kia

Bichar gay to milnay ki aas kia rakhna

hawa k jhonkon ka hisaab kia rakhna

bus is khayal se muskura dia hum ne

k apni udasi se kisi ko udas kia rakhna

Talk to urself atleast once in

Talk to ‘ URSELF ‘ AtLeast Once In A day. Otherwise ! You May Miss A Meeting With An ‘ EXCELLENT ‘ Person In This World

Girlfriend is like mobile phone

Girlfriend is like mobile phone ,

whenever u want to happiness ,

just check inbox ,

whenever u want to cry ,

just check ur outbox …

N whenever u want 2 enjoy ,

just plug in ur charger n enjoy . . . .

Kabi na hathon se hath chutey khayal

KABI NA HATHON SE HATH CHUTEY KHAYAL RAKHNA

KABHI NA CHAHT KA MAN TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA

HO JO MOHABBAT TO RANJISHO SE GURAIZ KARNA

KISI KA NAZUL SA DIL NA TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA..

Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu

Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,

Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?

Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,

Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu…?

Every moment of ur life is a

Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u’ll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.

Girl agar koi larka har hafte new

GIRL; AGAR KOI LARKA HAR HAFTE NEW

LARKI K SATH ENJOY KARE TO TALENTED HAI,

MAGAR KOI LARKI ZINDAGI ME 2 LARKO SE

TALUQ RAKHE TO VO RAKHEL Q HAI,

USTAAD; AGAR EK CHABI BOHUT SE TALE KHOLE

TO VO QEEMATI CHABI HAI.

MAGAR EK TALA EK SE ZIADA CHABIO SE KHULE

TO KISI KAAM KA NAHI!

GEO USTAAD G!

Aik larkay ki girlfriend birthday thi

Aik Larkay Ki Girlfriend Ki Birthday Thi & Boy Was Not In The City So He Ordered 24 Red Roses 4 Her &

Called : Dear Meiney Tumharey Liye Utney Hi Roses Bhejey Hein Jitney Saal Ki Tum Ho.

While Delivering

Florist Thought

Yeh Aaj Ka Mera Subsey Achha Customer Hai,

Chaloo Mein Isey 10 Rose Free Mein Dey Deta Hon.

So He Gave 34 Instead Of 24…

Aur Aaj Tak Larka Nahi Samhaj Saka Keh Uska Break Up Kiyon Howa…?

Crazy world when parents care us

Crazy World:-

When Parents Care us,

We Call it ‘Restriction’

But,

When Boy friend Or Girl frnd Restricts us,

* We Call it ‘Caring’..!

Ye dunya bhi badi ajeeb hai

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

0r

Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai….

A small dot can stop a big

A small dot can stop a big sentence.!

But few more dots can give continuity..!

Amazing but true

‘every ending can B a new beginning’..:-)

As i go through all kinds of

As I go through all kinds of feelings and experiences in my journey through life — delight, surprise, chagrin, dismay — I hold this question as a guiding light: ‘What do I really need right now to be happy?’ What I come to over and over again is that only qualities as vast and deep as love, connection and kindness will really make me happy in any sort of enduring way.

Zindgi me na rehti judai to yaad

Zindgi Me Na Rehti Judai,

To Yaad Na Karta Her Kisi Ko Koi,

Per Acha Kiya Khuda Ne Banai Judai,

Q k

Judai Se Hi Samajh Aati Hai

Rishton Ki Gehrai..

If someone is too tired to give

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

If u find a frnd better or

if u find a frnd better Or sweeter than Me,

gO ahead i wOnt stOp u,

but when that persOn leaves u,

lOok behind & i’ll be there,

ready tO slap u n ask,

"hO gayi tasalli"

A cute love story two butterflies were

A CUTE LOVE STORY:

Two Butterflies

Were In Love.

1 Day They

Decided To Play

Hide N Seek,

They Fixed A

Flower & Decided That,

Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower

Will Love The Other More.

At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early

& Waited For The Flower To Open.

When It Opened,

He Was Shocked To See That,

The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,

Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him…!!

“HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM”:-

In me se koi 1 colour

In me se koi 1 colour

Select karen

Black

Blue

Grea

White

brawn

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Aur mere liye Eid ka Suit silwa kr bhej den..

Shukria.

Smile for the ones you love a

Smile For The Ones You Love…

A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…

Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …

But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …

And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

Silent msg 4 mobile phone users

Silent msg 4 mobile phone users:

Mobile Phones May Get You Close To The People Who Are Far Away,

But They Take You Away From The People Sitting Next To You…..

Agar ap kahin ja rahe hain or

Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or

‘Kaali Billi’

AAp K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlb Ha K….

‘Kaali Billi’

bi Kahin Ja Rahi hai…

NO TENSION;-)

Its a strange feeling to scroll

It’s A Strange Feeling

To Scroll Through

All The Numbers In Your Phone



And Realize That

There Is No One

Who Will Understand … =/

like Boiled Egg,

like Boiled Egg,
Because
It is Boneless..
&
I like you,
Because
You are BrainleSs
Ha..ha..ha….ha

Anmol raaz agr koi mjhy acha

ANMOL RAAZ

Agr koi mjhy acha lgta hy to acha wo nai, acha mai hun.

Or agr koi mjhy bura lgta hy to jan lo k

‘Bura Wohi Hy’

Q k mai to acha hun na 😉

Woh kaam jo bary aalim na kr

Woh kaam jo bary bary AALIM na kr skay, aik machar ny kr dia.

Lahor ki Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen , takne se neechay shalwar phr Socks tk pehn ne pr majboor kr dia.

Karachi, Multan Bahawalpur& Islamabad walio sudhar jao ab tmhari baari hai

( Dengue Machar )

😉

Silent msg for All:-

A stupid guy thought dat lol

A stupid guy thought dat

‘lol’

means

‘lots of luv’

so he type a following text to his gf

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U r da only girl in ma life…..’lol’..:p

Dar e qafas se jab b saba guzrti hai

Dar-e-qafas se jab b saba guzrti hai

Kisay khabar,k aseeron pe kia guzrti hai

Wo ab milay b to milta hai is tarah jese

Bujhay charag ko chu k hawa guzrti hai.,.,.,

5 flowrs 4 you one health

5 flowrs 4 YOU!

One 4 health

One 4 wealth

One 4 happiness

One 4 long life,

n last one?.

AISE HI..

kaan k pechy laga lena!

Mast lago gy;)

Arzz keya hai na jeenay ki tammana

Arzz keya hai..

Na JEENAY ki tammana hai na marne ka khof,

The number u have dialled is powerd off…

(”,)

I_( / wah wah mai poet ban geya.

Ishaq main sub khuch lut jata ha

ishaq main sub khuch lut jata ha yar…………..

yah btaya dosto nay ishq krnwany k bad….

‘ab to yah halat ha apni lofer

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kamry ki ek ek cheze chezk karta ho ek tery any sy pehly ek tety jany k bad……

Jo tum ko ho pasand wahi

Jo Tum ko Ho.

Pasand wahi Baat.

Kahe gy. ?

Tum Din Ko Agr:

Raat Kaho.

Raat Kahe gy. ?

Suraj ko agr chand.

kaho.

Chand kahe gy. ?

Q. K:

Paaglo se panga is.

not CHANGA.

Dl s nkl yh d h hmr

D?L S? N?kl? Y?h D?? H?? H?m?r?,

Z??d?g? M??? M?l? ??p K? Kh?sh??? S?r?,

Gh?m N?? D?y Kh?d? ??p K? K?bh?,

Ch?h? W?h A?k Kh?sh? K?m K?r D?y H?m?r?..

( ? ? M ? ? ? )

Strong bonding doesnt need sms or calls

Strong bonding doesnt need sms or calls

As respect lives in Heart True relation never departs . . .

O Hello! . . . . .

Sab Bakwas hy Roz msg aa jana chahie 🙂

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye

Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye,

Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye,

Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,

Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye,

Heights of shock boy msgs her

Heights Of Shock..

Boy msgs her gf:

jan i can’t live wdout u Wil u Marry me.??

Reply cmes… . . . .

Who’z dis..???

I lost my contactsxD;P

A parody of zong song enjoy

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho

Tv Dekhte Raho

Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment youre

M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment:

You’re getting bored and n0 messages, n0t even a single text! Suddenly your cell rings, you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted!

You pick your cell with excitement and see a text from..

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