Cool SMS Collection

Shadi main larka larki se aap dance

Shadi main larka, Larki Se: Aap DANCE karengi? Larki khari ho k: Sure, kyun Nahin larka: To BAJI ye Aapki Kursi main Le Loon

Aqwaal e zareen chor yar tu ne

Aqwaal-e-zareen! , , , , , , ,Chor Yar! tu ne konsa amal krna hy ,, ,, ,,

Sohnay banday school jaanday badal unhan

sohnay banday school jaanday badal unhan de usool jaanday oh te karday taleem haasil saaday chakkar fuzool jaanday …

Aankhon me hai neend badee par sone

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee, Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi. Dil Hai Gamon Se Bhara Hua, Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Larkioun ki speciality uk dressing

Larkioun ki speciality : UK : Dressing SPAIN : Stylish AMERICA : Beautiful BRAZIL : Hot PAKISTAN : Kuch ho na ho par ATTITUDE

Roshni chand se hoti hy sitaroon nhe

roshni chand se hoti hy sitaroon se nhe . . . . . . . . . wardaat, Berozgari se hoti hy double sawari

Kahen na wo muj main apna wajood

KAHEN NA KAHEN WO MUJ MAIN APNA WAJOOD CHOOOR GYA HY ”’FARAZ”” WARAN YOUN HANST HANSTY RO DYNA MRE ADIT PAHLY KABI NA THE

Female mein male aata hai she

“Female” mein “male” aata hai “She” mein “he” aata hai “Women” mein “men” aata hai Why?.. Because, Mardon ki purani aadat hai aurton mein

Friends change i know they do but

Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong toyou..Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more

Zindagimain do logon ka bahot khyal rakhna

ZINDAGIMAIN DO LOGON KA BAHOT KHYAL RAKHNA 1…. JNHO NY TMHARI JEET LK LYE SB KHUCH HARA HO 2…. JNHO NY HR DUKH SUKH

Whan i call u 1 ring

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u,

Hello h r u dunya mai kisi

hello h r u ??DUNYA MAI KISI K LEYE KOI KUCH KARTA NAHIN MARNE WALOUN K SAATH KOI MARTA NAHIN MARNE KI BAAT TU

Ek larki thi dewani c mobile lekr

Ek larki thi dewani c Mobile lekr chlti thi Nzren jhuka k shrma k Mobile me jane kia dekha krti thi Kch kehna tha

Chaaand kay baaad sitaaaron ki taraff kya

chaaand kay baaad sitaaaron ki taraff kya dekhoon tum ko dekh liyaa to hazaron ki taraf kyaa dekhoon

Kya ha yahi ishq saki mutlab le

kya ha yahi ishq ……saki mutlab le k bhol jana

5 reason why i text you

‘5 reason why i text you 1.You make me feel welcome (i assume) 2.I make you smile (i suppose) 3.You appreciate my thoughts (i

I met money 1day saidu r just

I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn?t

In a way i feel sorry for

In a way I Feel Sorry For The kids of Next Generation . . They’ll Have Parents Who know How To Check “Last Call

Bat to sach he magar hujom

”BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR…..’ *hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote. *3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me

As people see my status they think

As people see My STATUS They think I’m addicted to FACEBOOK.. … But Actually, I’m just Addicted to holding RELATIONSHIPS Kyunki har ek friend

Distance cannot separate any onetime bind oneif

Distance cannot separate any one,Time cannot bind any one.. If feelings r true from the heart, just close ur eyes,and u can find the

Attitude i luv work unfortunately if i

ATTITUDE: I luv work. Unfortunately, If i do work it gets finished. How can i finish sumthng i luv? So I keep work pending..

Sweet rocks 03462602773

sweet rocks 03462602773 sweet rocks 03462602773 sweet rocks 03462602773

Jo pyar ke rishte hum banate he

jo pyar ke rishte hum banate he, uselogo se kyo chupate hain,kya gunah hota hai kisi ko pyar karna. agar gunah hai to bachpan

Hamein zindagi mai aur kisi cheez ki

Hamein Zindagi Mai Aur Kisi CheeZ Ki Tammanna Nhi hai Bus Ek poput c bachi set ho jaye zindagi bn jaye gi…

Tamanna dard e dil ki ho tu kar khidmat

tamanna dard-e-dil ki ho tu kar khidmat faqeeron ki , milta nhi guhar badshahon k khazeenon mein

A p e r s o n

A P e r s o n W h o C a n E x p l a i n C o l o

Khud ko is dil main basane ki

Khud ko is dil main basane ki ijazat de doh, Mujh ko Tum apna banane keijazat de doh, Tum meri Zindagi ka ek haseen

You are one of the most cute

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

Crazy thought there is a difference

CraZy ThOuGhT There iS a DiFFeReNcE oF OnE LeTTeR iN ThE SpELLiNgS oF NeW eLeCTeD aMeRiCaN PrEsiDeNT N WoRLd’s MoST WaNTeD TeRRoRiST . .

hoslay saray main azma baitha

hoslay saray main azma baitha main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa usi ki shadi

batameez besharam behaya baewaqof

(,’) /((_//_ batameez besharam behaya baewaqof Kameny jahil Pagal hain woh log jo ap ki qadar nahi krtay! TUSI TY GREAT HO G.

Abhi tak mojood hein iss dil maein

Abhi Tak Mojood Hein Iss Dil Maein Tere Qadmoon K Nishan….! ‘GHALIB Tmhare Bad Iss Raah Se Koi Guzra Hee Nahi…!

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar

Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar, Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar, Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega, Roz roz

Career is like light and girls r

Career is like light and girls r like shadow if u try to catch shadow, u will mis d light if u walk 2wards

Come closer come you cruel i am

Come closer come come you cruel i am going to die Samjhe? . . . Nahi . . . Lo translation parho . .

Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil hai .. – – …Lena kuch nahi hota bus – – Yeh Dekhoooooo .. Woh Dekhooooo ..

Message pe message bhejte ho bhej ke

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta

Any man who can drive safely while

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Zindagi hai to khwaab hai khwaab to

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai __Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai ____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai ________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai _____Rastay Hai To Mushkilein

Ta pata da

Ta Ta Pata Da / (‘_’) // // // // // // // Wapda walo k Dumra Ghut Chenzay

Height of social networking a boys

‘HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING’ A boy’s FACEBOOK status: ‘I m online from Bathroom’ His Dad comment on status: ‘Son come out fast I am

Someone ask me to describe u in

Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled

Beta papa condom kia hota hay papa

Beta: papa condom kia hota hay? Papa: chal bhag bhosri k muje nai pata, Beta: muje phle hi shak tha apko nai pata, Tabhi

Teri wo aankhe mithi si baatein zulfo

Teri Wo Aankhe Wo Mithi Si Baatein, Zulfo K Saaye Aaj Bhi Hamein Bohat Yaad Aaye Wo Palko Uthna, Halke Se Hasna, Har Pal

Sookh jaate hain lub lufz milte nahi

‘Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!’

Us ne ye keh k meri ice cream

Us ne ye keh k meri ‘ice-cream’ main tail dal dia FARAZ . . . . . . Har chez MEZAN my achi lgti

Aap ki kahani hamari zubani aap

‘Aap ki kahani Hamari Zubani’ . . Aap k paas ik dimagh hai, chalta nahi wo alag baat hai. . . Aap smart to

A beautiful girl enter in the class

‘A Beautiful Girl enter in the class room.’ ‘All boys got crazy for her.’ ‘They all stand in her way, but after her reply

Pyar to jis haal mein ho dard

Pyar To Jis Haal Mein Ho Dard Hi Deta Hai, Kabhi Apno Ki ‘JUDAI’ se, Kabhi Kisi Ki ‘BEWAFAI’ se, Kabhi Adhoore ‘KHUWABON’ se,

Sms of the day even solid

Sms of the day. Even Solid Thing Like IRON Becomes WEAK When it is HOT And People Can USE it As They Wish. So

Meaning of Friendship

Meaning of Friendship : – F——-FOREVER , R——-RESPONCIBLE , I——–INTELLIGENT , E——-EAGER TO MAIL , N——-NICE , D——-DIVINE , S——–SIMPLE , H——-HEARTLY , I——–INTERSTED

This is the time 2 recharge our

this is the time 2 recharge our frndship. True frndship:4/5 cool sms validity lifetime. Best frnd:2/3 mast sms special frnd: koi bhi ek sms

Sms ka bol bala 1980 ki girls

SMS KA BOL BALA :- 1980 Ki girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2012 Ki girls: Maa

Jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti

jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti kis kam ki,jahan dil na lagay woh baste kis kam ki.yaad aaop ki aae aur hum sms

Zindagi bhi to pashay maan hai yahan

Zindagi bhi to pashay maan hai yahan la k mujhe Dhondhti hai koi heela mere marr janay ka

A face can speak 1000 emotions but

A face can speak 1000 emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels, Don’t be fooled by the happiest face.It may

1 zaheen admi ko pata chalay k

1 zaheen admi ko pata chalay k murgi sonay k anday deti hai to wo osay dunya ki nazro se chupa k rakhe ga.

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaroo Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaroo Kya huwa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara Door tak roshni to ho gayi

December tum na jana hamen chhor kar

December Tum Na Jana Hamen Chhor Kar. December Agar Tum Chale Gae Toh! . . . . School Khul Jae Ge..!!!!! 🙁

Jisne humko chaha use hum chah na

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake, Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake, Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai, Kisi

Things to do today 1get up

THINGS TO DO TODAY? 1:GET UP… 2:SURVIVE,,,,,,,,,,,, 3:GO BACK TO BED………..

No matter how grouchy youre feeling youll

No matter how grouchy you’re feeling, You’ll find the smile more or less healing. It grows in a wreath All around the front teeth

raat-hui-jab-shaam-k-baad

RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD, TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD, HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA, TERI AWAZ AYI HAR

Aaj jis nay roza rakha hai uski

Aaj jis jis nay roza rakha hai uski aftari mere ghar . . . . . . . . . . . . .

LOVE IS BLIND

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND

Pakistan is such a nice country where

Pakistan is such a nice country where.. Nobody wants to Study in Govt schools.. Nobody wants to be treated in Govt hospitals.. Nobody wants

Is duniya me dost kam milenge gham

Is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar pher legi, us mod pe dost tumhe Hum

Love is sweet poison do not

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise. And keep out of reach of children.. And keep it in cool

Yesterday i saw you in

Yesterday ! I Saw You In My Dreams … 🙂 No wonder I Woke Up Screaming =P =D

Q what are the two reasons why

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…??? . . . . . . . . . . Ans:

Worlds shortest horror story by martin

World’s Shortest Horror Story By ‘Martin Garner’ Contains Only The Following Lines.. ‘When The World’s Last Man Was Alone In His Room, The Door

Yeh mumkin hai kai tulb gahay mohabbat

Yeh mumkin hai kai tulb gahay mohabbat main tu nay mujhy kabhi pukara hi na ho,mil kr rahaiyn gay sath jiyn gay sath mariyn

Well cme to wwwlvecom enter your

‘Well Cöme’ ^~^_To_^~^ ^www.löve.com^ Enter your Password * ** *** **** ***** Processing. . . Sorry.. Abi ap ki pyar krne ki umar nai

Usne jo sher maara to wah ho

Usne jo sher maara to wah wah ho gai, . . Wah wah wah . . Usne jo sher maara to wah wah ho

A girl recently changed her facebook status

A Girl Recently Changed Her Facebook Status To ‘I Got My Period’ 20 Guys ‘Liked’ It 30 Guys Said ‘Thank God =))

Advntages of pillow4 sleepingno4 pilow fightnothen4 hiding

Advntages of pillow: …4 sleeping?no …4 pilow fight?no Then…? …4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt…!…

Dear boys when a girl adds

Dear Boys, When A Girl Adds You. It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend That’s Why It’s Called ‘A Friend

Mana k zamane lakh aib hen mujh

Mana k zamane k lakh aib hen mujh me…. ……yaro….. Magr dosto ko bhol jana mujhe aaj b na aaya..!!.

Wo bulayen to kya tamasha ho ham

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Dot jo hadse na guzar jaye wo

Dot Jo hadse na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya, Jo pyar karne pe majbur na kar de wo ikrar hi kya, Intezar to

7 signs of university students 1

7 signs of University students: 1. Ratta marnay ko “mehnat” kehna. 2. Her semstr k start mei ye ehad krna k “is semstr mei

Black complete my is sweet heart get

Black complete Black My Black is sweet heart,, Get out the white,, I, myslf is the cable of silver Black pure Black! Kuch smj

Reason explained by a girl after break up

Reason explained by a girl after break-up: Agr wo jaan bhi mang leta to hans k de deti Lekin Kameene ne facebook ka password

Prince i can hear the trumpet of

Prince, I can hear the trumpet of Germinal, The tumbrils toiling up the terrible way; Even to-day your royal head may fall I think

Qismat k sitaray jab toot jatay hai

QISMAT k sitaray jab toot jatay hai . badal jati hai duniya sahary rooth jaty hai. jis kahsti ki kismat may hoo dhooob jana

An old farmer livd on his farmhe

An old farmer livd on his farm.He wrote to his Innocent son in prison, “this year i wont b able to plant potatoes coz

All muslim frnd se guzarish h k

All Muslim Frnd se Guzarish h k ‘WALLS’ ki Ice Cream Na khain Q k jb Ap Log WALLS ki ice Cream khate hain

A sign at our local petrol pump

A Sign At Our Local Petrol pump … ‘Plz … Don’t Smoke Here … Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn’t…!’

Note for boys never laugh at

Note for boys: Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices . . . . . . . . . . because You are one of

Success is not permanent and failure final

Success is not Permanent. And:~ Failure is not Final. So:~ Never Stop Working after Success. And:~ Never Stop Trying after Failure.

Bs boht ho gaya ab agr apka

Bs boht ho gaya Ab agr Apka SmS nhi aaya To To Hum Bed se Chalang laga kr Apni Jaan dedenge Urhte huYe Jahaz

deadly attitude a n y

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_ A n y b o d y C a n Q u i t S m o k i n

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai? Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai? Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch

Chand nzr aya nai

Chand nzr aya? ( ‘:’ )Nai? (‘)(‘) Edhr dykho! (‘: ‘ ) (‘)(‘) Nai? Udhr? ( ‘:’) (‘)(‘) Nai? ( ‘:’ ) (‘)(‘).chalo theek

Ik charsi mazaar pe jaa kar duaa

Ik CHARSI Mazaar pe jaa Kar Duaa kar raha tha: ‘Mera Prize Bond har Soorat Men Nikalna chahiye’ Jaissay hi wo Mazaar se bahir

Phool insano se zyada khubsurat hote hen

‘Phool Insano Se Zyada Khubsurat Hote Hen Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolon Se B Zyada Khubsurt Hote Hain’ Jesy K ‘AAP’ Ko SMS Karne wala..

Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne

Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki humara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyad karke wo aaye mere lash pe to kehna abhi soya