Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now
logged in.?
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn?
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ?
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violati
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