The national anthem of windows nation

The National Anthem of Windows Nation

In honor of the new Windows Flag above the corporate campus:

OLE can you C, by the fonts of TrueType,

What so proudly we mailed to our users upgrading?

Whose class libs and tool bars, through the marketing hype,

Four meg RAM cards they’d bought, final beta awaiting.

And the testers declare, fix the bugs on the share,

Codeview’d every byte of our way cool software.

Oh, say does that user friendly icon yet wave

O’er the land of the GUI,

and the Windows of the brave.

lyrics, deanb

inspiration, stevesh

The software engineering field is staffed primarily

The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women to find potential mates among their peers. However, software types have a well-earned reputation for being… a little strange.

While discussing the prospect of working in the software industry, one woman commented to another:’The odds are good, but the goods are odd.’

Ek programmer larki ki galian

Ek programmer larki ki galian ,

Saley kisi corrupt windows k pedaishi virus..!
O hard disk k toote huye cluster . .!
Recycle bin ki purani deleted file. .!
Oh c++ k ese function js ki header files hi ni hoti. . !
Ksi program mein memory leakage. !
Ksi logical error ki pedawar. . !
Declare kiye begair use kiye huye integer .
Pirated software ki nasal.
Chal apni dangling pointer jesi shakal le kr nikal yahan se!

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with ‘Your father is fishing in Michigan.’

The skeptical man said triumphantly, ‘You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.’

‘No’, replied the super computer immediately. ‘Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout.’

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ?.

Thakur [with anger]: ?Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.?

Is window a virus 1 viruses

Is Window A virus?

1. Viruses replicate quickly.

Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.

Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.

Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.

Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.

Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

A sample of kannada movies produced by

A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers:

• CHATsod tappa..?

• Ondu E-MAILina kathe

• A.S.P Sangilyana

• REDO raja

• UNDOnu maadida DELEToo maadida

• Muttinantha OFFER

• Naanu nanna PC

• DOLLLAR alegalu

• JAVAda Jodi

• CORBAna rani

• IT Hudugara kannu US myaage

• CHAT maadu Tamaashe Nodu

• Chalisuva BRAINugal

A project manager a computer programmer and

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.

The project manager said: ‘Let’s catch a cab and in ten minutes we’ll reach our destination.’

The computer programmer said: ‘We have here the driver’s guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive.’

The computer operator said: ‘First of all, let’s turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem.’

Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: ‘Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again.’

1 genius ne bill gates ko khat

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir,

Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen

1.

Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega?

2.

Windows Me START Ka Button Hy, STOP Ka Nhi?

3.

Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Hoga?

4.

Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka Button Nhi to Computer Q Maangta Hy?

Aakhir Me 1 Zati Sawal

5.

Aap Ka Naam GATES He To Aap WINDOWS Q Banaty Hain…??

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer

-Window was a square hole in a room.

-Application was something written in paper.

-Mouse was an animal.

-Keyboard was a Piano.

-File was a important office material.

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.

-Web was spider’s home.

-Virus was flu.

-We couldn’t ‘UNDO’ anything we have done

The eyes shine like cds in the

The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,

I long to have thy software in my hands.

And when you send a GIF for me to run,

I feel a sudden twitch within my glands.

How sweet our cybersex in private rooms,

You type of lust and send it over the Net.

How sad it seems when my love’s signoff looms,

I leave my mouse pad miserable and wet.

And yet I wonder on my lover’s face

I only know thee through the online chat,

And although I do not care about thy race,

Perhaps thou has the features of a rat.

But in the end your beauty matters not,

for it’s your email that gets me so hot.

Raat uss ne poocha tha tum

‘Raat Uss ne Poocha tha

Tum ko Kaisi Lagti Hai

Chandni DECEMBER ki !

Main ne Kehna Chaha Tha:

Saal-o-Maah k Baarey mein

Guftagu k Kya Maani ?

Chahey koi Manzar ho

Dasht ho , Samandar ho

June ho , December ho

Dharkano’n ka Har Naghma

Manzaro’n pe Bhaari hai

Saath Jab Tumhara Ho

Dil ko Ik Sahara ho

Aisa Lagta hai,jaise

Ik Nasha sa Taari hai

Lekin Uss ki Qurbat mein

Kuch Nahi Kaha Main ne

Takti Reh gayi Mujh ko

Chandni December ki???M?E??’

Husband returning late form work

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now

logged in.?

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn?

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found ?

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violati

There was once a young man who

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define ‘great’ he said, ‘I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!’

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

An office technician got a call from

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to ‘Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it.’

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.

Ten little gigabytes waiting on line one

Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line

one caught a virus, then there were nine.

Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date,

someone jambed a write protect, then there were eight.

Eight little gigabytes, should have been eleven,

then they cut the budget, now there are seven.

Seven little gigabytes, involved in mathamatics

stored an even larger prime, now there are six.

Six little gigabytes, working like a hive,

one died of overwork, now there are five.

Five little gigabytes, trying to add more

plugged in the wrong lead, now there are four.

Four little gigabytes, failing frequently,

one used for spare parts, now there are three.

Three little gigabytes, have too much to do

service man on holiday, now there are two.

Two little gigabytes, badly over run,

took the work elsewhere, now just need one.

One little gigabyte, systems far too small

shut the whole thing down, now there’s none at all.