Computer SMS Collection

Trick to use free jazz internet both

Trick to use Free Jazz Internet both on PC and Mobile.100% working trick by PKMOBILES123.This trick is used and verified by most of visitors

Pc tip open task manager click

PC TIP: Open task manager click on shut down option hold Alt+ctrl+del now click on shut down. Pc will be shut down in 1

The software engineering field is staffed primarily

The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to

Ek programmer larki ki galian

Ek programmer larki ki galian , Saley kisi corrupt windows k pedaishi virus..!O hard disk k toote huye cluster . .!Recycle bin ki purani

Vist our site chrashid 92 300 6914366 zabardastrakyahoocom

vist our site Ch.Rashid +92-300-6914366 zabardast_rak@yahoo.com www.zabardast.ning.com

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu.

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

Carefully i weighed my options these three

Carefully I weighed my options… These three seemed to be the top ones. Clearly I must now adopt one; choose: Abort, Retry, Ignore? With

Programmer to his son here i brought

Programmer to his son: ‘Here, I brought you a new basketball.’ Son: ‘Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?’

A person turned on the computer without

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is

Is window a virus 1 viruses

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they

Tumse mila main kal to mere dil

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

A computer was something on tv

A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was

A checker is a bless sing it

A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when

Owed to the spelling checker i

Owed to the Spelling Checker I have a spelling checker It came with my PC It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks

Height of technical overdose a computer

Height of technical overdose… A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting: F1 F1 F1 instead of help- help-help 😛

The national anthem of windows nation

The National Anthem of Windows Nation In honor of the new Windows Flag above the corporate campus: OLE can you C, by the fonts

Posted by adam november 27 1149am

Posted by: Adam, November 27, 11:49am Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar

A sample of kannada movies produced by

A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers: • CHATsod tappa..? • Ondu E-MAILina kathe • A.S.P Sangilyana • REDO raja •

Tell me computer mouse is male

Tell Me Computer Mouse Is Male Or Female? . . . . The Mouse Is . . . . . . . . .

Once upon a midnight dreary fingers cramped

Once upon a midnight dreary, Fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth

This customer comes into the computer store

This customer comes into the computer store. ‘I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.’ ‘Well,’

If u r in any problem of

if u r in any problem of computer hard ware and soft ware then contact me aur e-mail me … zabardast_rak@yahoo.com mc100206164@gmail.vu.edu.pk

Pathan creates a new email id

Pathan creates a new email ID: . . . . . gmail@pathan.com Hacker Dies…. Virus Cries…. Google Shocks… Pathan Rocks….!

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

A project manager a computer programmer and

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

The most important thing in the programming

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented

Own your own successful business do you

…Own Your Own Successful Business! Do you have the drive and determination to succeed? But You are not experienced. NO PROBLEM We will train

The problem with physicists is that they

The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to

1 genius ne bill gates ko khat

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka

Life before computer window was a

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a

An application was for employment a

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity A keyboard was a piano.

Now i typed in desperation trying random

Now I typed in desperation Trying random combinations. Still there came the incantation ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore.’ There I sat, distraught, exhausted, By my own

Praying for some guarantee finally i pressed

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did I see? Again ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ I tried to

Hansi ko ibx anso utbx gusay hld

Hansi ko IÑBÖX Anso ko ÖUTBÖX Gusay ko HÖLD Muskan ko SÉÑT Help ko ÖK Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG

The code was willing it considered

The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak.

Tum usse debug karna wait main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

It guy asks worker what do

IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – ??.stays * quite* IT guy – I have Money, Name,

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application create

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

Pc tip ab numeric keys se

PC TIP: Ab Numeric Keys Se Alphabet Type Krein ‘ALT’ Ka Button Press Kr K 65 se 90 Tak Key Press Krein Capital Alphabet

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab pehen

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

The eyes shine like cds in the

The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun, I long to have thy software in my hands. And when you send a GIF

Agr computer system punjabi mai hota to

Agr Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To…. Welcome = Jee aya nu. Ok= Ahoo Insert= pao Send=Sutto Download=Thally lao. Delete= Mitti pao. Search= Labo.

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i dont

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Tum usse debug karna wait main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

And then i saw an awful sight

And then I saw an awful sight A bold and blinding flash of light A lightening bolt that cut the night, and shook me

Reading the net is like trying to

Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose. Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past

Corruption has spread to every corner in

Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan. .. . . . . . .. . Even my computer says: . . . .

Amazing information dunya ka koi b

Amazing Information Dunya ka koi b shakhs computer main kisi file ya folder ka name ‘CON’ nahi rakh sakta. ISki waja microsoft ko b

Raat uss ne poocha tha tum

‘Raat Uss ne Poocha tha Tum ko Kaisi Lagti Hai Chandni DECEMBER ki ! Main ne Kehna Chaha Tha: Saal-o-Maah k Baarey mein Guftagu

A blonde girl enters a store that

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size

Agar computer windows pushto main hoti tu

Agar Computer windows PUSHTO main hoti tu Send=Wolega Insert=warka pake Download=rakaga Delete=chapa kol Run=Tekhta Alt ctrl del= Takhta gene ghaim dey..

Sardar aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.. Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya? Sardar: Maine un se kaha ‘google’ pr search kar

Husband returning late form work

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband

There was once a young man who

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define ‘great’ he

Information you get from the imei international

Information you get from the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity) XXXXXX XX XXXXXX X TAC FAC SNR SP TAC = Type approval code of

An office technician got a call from

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem

Wikipedia enter a word i have pages

Wikipedia: Enter a word… I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query… I have unlimited ways to answer. Internet: Without me, you both

Agar ap ye dekhna chahte hain k

Agar ap ye dekhna chahte hain k ap se pehly computer pr kisi ne kya open kiya tha, to go to run And type

Memory was something that you lost with

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped

Jano mujhey zong ka card do mere

jano mujhey zong ka card do mere aur mama k sath robbery hoye hai Markeeet mein janldi i m waiting app ki sehar love

Ten little gigabytes waiting on line one

Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine. Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, someone jambed a

Log on was adding wood to the

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse

Typing with a steady hand i then

Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the ‘save’ command But got instead a reprimand: it read, ‘Abort, Retry, Ignore?’ Was this some

Pctip agr apko computer main urdu

‘PcTip: Agr apko computer main urdu word ya aur kese symble ki zarorat ho to goto start = run type: ‘charmap’ Hit Enter. Enjoy.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend

Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really

Compress was something you did to the

Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be

First man you know i hear microsoft

First man: You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms. Second man: That gives a whole new meaning to the words,

I guess ill stick to my pad

I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash