Category: Wedding SMS
Wedding SMS
Married life is so easy
Married Life Is So Easy. . . Just Like Walking In The Park And Park…
Arrange marriage 500000 shadi par 100000
Arrange Marriage: 5,00,000 Shadi Par. 1,00,000 Haq Meher. Aur Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000…
Son papa sab log shadi kar ke
Son: ‘Papa.. sab log shadi kar ke pareshan hOte hein, to shadi Q karte hain??’…
Before marriage roses are red sky is
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, sky is blue, you are my jaan, I Love you..!!…
When two people are at one in
When two people are at one in their inmost hearts They shatter even the strength…
Man before marriage is like airtel aisi
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan†After Marriage He’s Like Hutch……
Suhagrat me dulha dulhan se tum itni sundar
Suhagrat Me Dulha Dulhan Se-Tum Itni Sundar Ho,Main Tumhe Kya Kahun. Bahar Khara larke ka…
After engagement girl now stop looking
After engagement Girl :Now stop looking at other girls, u r commited now! Boy: Oho…
Arrange marriage rs200000 shadi per rs50000 haq
Arrange Marriage: Rs.200,000 shadi per. Rs.50,000 haq mehar. Rs.50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per. Valeema=100,000 Shadi k…
Man is there any way for
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man :…
Upar wale ne apko bheja to par
Upar wale ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA par BHEJA to aisa BHEJA k BHEJE me…
Boy 2 girl mujhay ap k autographs
Boy 2 Girl: Mujhay ap k autographs chahiyen. Kia ap dengi?Girl:Kahan pay?Boy:…NIKAH NAAMAY pay.( ‘,’)/|_…
Dil e gumrah ko ay kash pata hota
Dil-e-gumrah ko Ay Kash Pata hota ‘GHALIB’ Shadi dilchasp hai tab tak! K Jab tak…
Girl main fail hona chahti hon
Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon Frnd : Kyun? Girl : Ammi Ne Kaha Ha…
Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha
Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha. Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha….
Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa
Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hy. ye 24 ghante active rehta hy. ye…
Pakistan me shadiyan maa baap ki mrzi
Pakistan Me Shadiyan Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti hn Islye Dulha K Lie Dulhan…
Why government do not allow a man
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you…
Khushboo k jazeeron se sitaron ki hadon
‘KHUSHBOO K JAZEERON SE SITARON KI HADON TAK’ ‘IS SHEHER MAIN SB KUCH HAI BS…
Ek sahab dosray se bhai ye
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi…
Mehendi un k hatho pe lga do
MEHENDI UN K HATHO PE LGA DO YARON MUJH KO BHI MERI ASAL RAH DIKHA…
Jo humesa hasta rehta ha usko husmukh
Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai Par Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band…
Before marriage roses are red sky is
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After…
A qualified mba marketing student married a
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl. After 1 year of tough life with…
Unmarried man mujhy shadi nahi karni orton
Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai. Married Man: Shadi…
Arrange marriage means that we are walking
Arrange marriage means that we are walking a and suddenly a snake bites.. but love…
Man at medical storei need poison chemist
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his…
Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol
Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when…
Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti
Ladkion k haath mein mehndi achi lagti hai Aur ladkon k haath mein . …..
Toofani barishadhi raat admi pizza hut
Toofani barish…Adhi raat… Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya. Waiter: ap married ho? Admi:…
Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal
Shadi shuda couples sirf ek hi haal mein khush rehtay hain… . . . ….
The equation of marriage 7 glance
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7…
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash…
Only true frnds stand with u during
Only True Frnds Stand With u During Bad Times Of ur Life.. So, I Promise…
Q if marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The…
What greater thing greater thing is
What Greater Thing What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel…
Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte
Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karte wo sari zindagi larte hain or jo pasand…
What is marriage ans 1 year alpenlibe ji lalchaye
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa…
Why do girls prefer arrange marriages
Why do girls prefer arrange marriages? . . . . . Because an unknown NAMOONA…
Why do couples hold hands during their
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like…
One day a man inserted an advertisement
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wantedâ€. Next day…
Q during marriage ceremony why is the
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…
Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori
Zindigi mein shaadi karna bhi bohat zaroori hai qn k zindigi mein khushiyan he sab…
Marriages may be set in heaven
‘Marriages MAY be set in Heaven… But. . . . The Maintenance Charges HAVE to…
Boy you look exactly like my
Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife…. Girl : Ohhh… What’s Your Wife’s Name?…
A married man had written on the
A Married man had written on the Back of his Car…. . . ‘ Don’t…
Shaadiyan unki bhi ho gayin jin
Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor /Danish/ Apna to Ye Saal…
Life me hmesha hanste raho muskurate gaate
Life me hmesha hanste raho, muskurate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho… Ta k… Log tume…
Love brought you together as husband
Love brought you together As husband and wife And gave each of you A best…
Marriage is like eating in a resturant
Marriage is like eating in a Resturant. You order your choice from the menu and…
Get married not for urself but
Get Married….. not for urself, but for the future of ur children, they are getting…
Qarz dosti ka ada kon kare ga
Qarz Dosti ka ada kon kare ga? Dost na ho to Dosti kon kare ga?…
The equation of marriage 7 glance
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7…
Dulha main shadi se pehle 20 lrkiyon
Dulha Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Lrkiyon Ko grlfrnd bana chuka Hon. Dulhan Mujhe Pata…
Marzi ki zindgi k 7 steps
Marzi Ki Zindgi K 7 steps… 1) Studies 2) Entertainment 3) Good Job 4) Shadi…
Different phases of a man
Different Phases of a man : after engagement: super man , after marriage: gentle man…
Shadi karne k bad or mobile
‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota…
A psychological survey report when two
A Psychological Survey Report.. When Two Couple Come Face to Face: Wives look at Each…
When a man holds woman hands
“When a man holds a woman hands?†When a man holds a woman’s hand before…
The only common thing between the royal
The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding…
New weddings style molvii do u agree
New weddings Style.. Molvii: Do u agree to change ur facebo0k status from Single to…
Girls prayer before marriage rabba ya
GIRL’S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE: ‘RABBA! ya tey saass changi howy . . . . ….
Love marriage ka matlab apni grlfrnd ko
Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apni GrlFrnd Ko Wife Bnana Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab SoChO ….
Jb sheeshay k bartan toot jayen tou
Jb sheeshay k Bartan TOOT jayen tou Awaz Aati hai. ‘CHUNNN’ jab Bachon k Balloons…
Propose karne ka naya tariqa boy
‘Propose karne ka naya tariqa:-) . Boy: Mujhe aapke signature chahye. . Girl: Kahan pe?…
1 write an application to the principal
1) write an application to the principal requesting him to grant me leave for two…
A one line advertisement by a married
A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit,…
Salaam sadaq abbas congrats for your weeding
Salaam Sadaq Abbas Congrats for your weeding Ceremony. Allah Bless You and Success you in…
Bachelors consider married lucky think are
Bachelors consider Married lucky Married think Bachelors are lucky The point is that Bachelors think…
Before marrige jan tum ho to ma
Before Marrige Jan tum ho to ma hon tum nei ma nei after Marrige Aj…
Avoid cuxn marriages dulha kursi se
AVOID CuXn MARRIAGES . Dulha KURSI se takra ka gir gya. . Dulhan: (ghabraty huwe)…
Shadi 1 aisa din hy jb larka
Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hy Jb, LARKA STAGE Pr Apni Bv K 7 Bethay hoay…
What is the similarity between marriage
What is the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? Answer: Dono…
Congratulation heres wishing u lots of wonderful
Congratulation, Here’s wishing u lots of wonderful moments of togetherness… now & always. Happy Engagement
A little kid asks his dad daddy
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? 
Shaadiyan to unki bi ho gain jin
‘Shaadiyan to Unki Bi Ho Gain Jin Ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor Apna To Ye Saal…